Mr. Daily Dose joining us on the podcast. Hello, everyone. This is your Daily Dose, a podcast. Oh, my God, he did it! Here we have Schlatt and Ted. He did the thing. He did the roar. Oh!
Dude, can you just talk like that the whole time? Forgive me if that's weird, but like the whole hour we do this? Yeah. So I have my regular voice, which is kind of like this. And then I have my streamer, or my daily dose voice is a little stressed out like this. And it just sounds a little more clearer, a little more crisp, and friendlier. Now, have you thought about doing customer service? Because if my fridge got delivered like it did today, completely dented, my new...
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We actually have him, ladies and gentlemen. The Daily Dose of Internet is joining the pod today. My name is Schlatt. I've got Ted and I've got Tucker and I've got Mr. Daily Dose himself joining us today. This is a dude. He's got 300 million video views a month. I get that. I would get that in a decade. What the hell? This guy's on a roll. What's going on, Mr. Daily Dose? Yeah, so the health of the channel is really good and beautiful and it's the best it's ever been.
And I'm so excited for the future of Daily Dose. And it's all because of Shorts. Honestly, Shorts is amazing and fantastic. And if you are a creator or someone who wants to do YouTube and you are not doing Shorts...
uh you're missing out this feels like a call with my partner manager who i got on the phone with to have a very serious discussion about the monetization issues on my channel and he played a six minute long shorts introductory video for me over the call and how'd that go terribly so you just said that was just like they they played a fucking screen shared screen shared a video that was on youtube that's that's just easily available to you as if they're yeah
Mr. Dose, you spend your whole life scouring the internet for funny, wacky, interesting videos. I assume this is not what you do in your leisure, right? I mean, if it was, then that would be great. But I mean, surely you have something else you enjoy a little more. Yeah, yeah. What's your daily dose? My daily dose is...
No, I don't take Ritalin, no. I used to do Adderall and stuff, but I stopped doing that in college. I got ADHD or ADD or one of the two or both or whatever. Rock on. ADHD gang. Does everyone here have ADHD? I feel like the most successful people on the internet typically have ADHD or ADD, right? No, I'm perfect.
Yeah, Schlatt's perfect. He's got nothing wrong with him. Well, okay. Well, I feel like it's a superpower. Because, like, for me, like, if I need a lockdown, like, ADHD is great for that. Because if I need to do a task and I'm...
I'm stressed about timelines and stuff. I just grind it. It's a great focuser. But it only works when you are... Actually interested in the thing that you're trying to do. Exactly. Yeah. Otherwise, you find a... Are you a gamer at all, Mr. Daily Does? Yeah. So I will play Fortnite with a friend of mine.
and we do duos on Fortnite and it's crazy to think about but I think Fortnite is my favorite game of all time and it might be a little cringe to say that because I'm 30 years old
Everybody knows that your license for Fortnite is revoked after you go from 29 to 30. Here's the thing. Apex and all these other shooters are for adults. It's just Fortnite for adults. But Fortnite is supposed to be for children, basically, or teenagers. It's like Apex Legends is like Legos, whereas Fortnite is...
Lego Duplo. Sort of what you're trying to say, right? Maybe. Maybe. But here's the thing. We just play it casually and we were so good at one point. I think last year we were the 517th ranked duo in the world. What? What the fuck?
We had like a 70% win rate. What? It was bananas. And it's the reason why is because we would only get like two kills a game. We just hide in a bush. You just hide? Yeah. That's so funny. Tucker, our producer on the show here, we will play Warzone every now and then. And Tucker's...
The thing that he likes to do is he likes to grab a sniper and just shoot at people from really far away. And I'm like the fucking like little kid that's frothing at the mouth trying to like run in there and just get myself killed in blaze of glory. But Tucker's like, I want to sit. He's like, he, Tucker likes to basically fish in battle Royale games.
Tucker, do you have anything to say about that clarification there? I just like to weigh my options before we run in and get ourselves killed so we have to restart. Yeah, you see, he's ridiculous. I don't understand why you... Well, that is how they do it in the Marines so you don't die. If you played Warzone like a child and you took that knowledge into the Marines, you'd probably die.
Right? Yeah. That's not how it happened in Ender's Game. I mean, if it was real life, you probably shouldn't run out in the open at all. Yeah. No, you probably shouldn't. You probably should just hide in a bush. Write this down. Be writing this down. Dude, okay. I'm not going to write any of this down because everybody knows that all of the heroes...
In the war movies are those guys that like pick some guy up on their back and they were running through fire. There's bullets flying over their head. American Sniper. Chris Kyle. National Hero. That was my favorite propaganda film. That was a great movie. Dude, when he shot the kid.
I shot the kid. I remember one. It was like 2014 when it came out. When was that? Yeah. Wait, maybe he didn't shoot the kid. Maybe he wanted to and like the kid had picked something up. He wanted to? No, he had to. I feel like if I had to, it would be a pretty...
rough decision. Mr. Dose, do you think you could kill a child? I would never want to do that, no. What if the kid was picking up an AK-47 and you were whispering to yourself, don't pick it up, don't pick it up. Is that what happened in the movie? I remember that. Oh my gosh. Don't pick it up. Yeah, he's like, don't pick it up, don't pick it up. Did they kill him? I forgot. No, no. She puts it down and runs away and he goes...
Think what the real question is is like how do you think that the work that you do on daily dose of internet? Give would give you the knowledge and sort of experience to be able to make decisions like that in a war zone Maybe from a business aspect, but I don't know what kind of business goes Okay, so break down the business aspects of whether or not you should shoot a kid as he's about to pick up an ak-47 I'd like to is that good for our brand?
No, it probably wouldn't be. Okay, then that's an easy decision. You're just in the sniper's ear. Consider the PR ramifications. I'd probably be the PR guy there. I'd be like, hey guys, we just shot a kid. How are we supposed to twist this into a way that's heroic? It's like Overlord in Call of Duty, but instead of Overlord, it's the PR or the HR department. Yeah.
Well, I want to circle back because you did mention about getting focused in with ADD or ADHD. I'm not, I can't relate to that, but I do have something that helps me get focused in. And that is a 20-hour recording session
of just the audio of the Death Star ambient noise that when they show it in Star Wars, you know how they show the image of the Death Star and it's just like a low rumbling? - Dude, I'm watching Tucker like, it's typing away right now. He's like, "I gotta find this right now." - It's just a very deep bassy rumbling and I put that on when I need to focus. - Isn't that called brown noise? - It's brown noise, but like maybe black noise because it's space, you know? - Black noise, oh, okay. - Void noise.
Void noise? It's deeper. It's more rumbly and bassy than brown noise. It's so funny. What defines what color we give the noise? Like, somebody just decided brown noise is brown noise. Right? Tarka, we got any info on this? Yeah, I think it's a frequency at which it's at. Oh. So, like, the bassier, the lower it is. Oh, that's why this is brown noise because it's stripped of the high frequencies. Oh, are they lining up the frequency with, like, a frequency...
in in light and just deciding what that color is they line it up with the spectrum that could be it is there an audio spectrum that lines up with light i don't know how that works i don't know i bet white noise was a thing and then from there they're just like well we'll just make it darker when it's yeah true but from a from a cursory glance this podcast is definitely white noise yeah for sure
Do you have a video like that, Mr. Dose? Do you have like a thing you go to every now and then that you just put on in the background and get work done to? Or you just kind of, you just raw dog it? No, yeah. What a way to describe that, raw dogging it? I just work, no.
But I love white noise. There's no GB ASMR playing in the back? No JoJo ASMR? No, because I got to listen to the clips. I have to listen to everything. So it's unfortunate. That is true. I've been doing a lot of work recently on a script. And I was like, actually, I used to do it when I was younger in high school. A mutual friend that Tucker and I had years ago.
he introduced me to his method of studying, which was to put on like war music. War music? I'm talking about Nico right now, Tucker. Like he would put on war, like... What the fuck is war music? As in like epic...
Like in like we're the Romans and we're charging down and fighting in a battle like that kind of like intense like swelling. Two steps from hell?
Have you ever heard of it? Like medieval epic music and stuff like that. Ride of the Valkyries? That's fucking crazy. It could be. I mean, no. There's like the kind of stuff that someone would play in the background. Templars marching. Sorry? Like Templars marching. If you've ever come across like that 10 hour on YouTube. No. I get other 10 hours.
I don't think I've ever gotten Templars marching for 10 hours. It seems like a really niche one. But what I ended up listening to the other day was this one on... It's called Binaural Beats for ADHD. And I also don't know what the scientific...
Effectiveness of this or what a fuck it even means but then it says - gamma waves and then the description of it is when your brain produces high levels of gamma waves you tend to be happier and more receptive and I'm like I don't know when I'm producing gamma waves or what the fuck that even means like yeah, I don't know if you could put like an x-ray on me and all of a sudden you see like fucking shit coming out of my head or something but Is it kind of housing radiation at all times?
I feel like sometimes I'm piercing radiation. I feel like I've got some pretty good ideas where it's like, oh shit, that's a nuclear. Nuclear. Yeah. That's a nuclear good idea. Okay. I'm sorry to interrupt. Ted just said something interesting there that we had a long discussion about. He said nuclear. And I think we can all agree that the word is nuclear. Nuclear. Nuclear.
You didn't just say that, right? Nuclear? Nuclear. Nuclear.
Are you kidding me? It sounds better, but is it spelled that way? Spell it. How do you normally say it? Just say like a nuclear power plant. Yeah, this guy has a nuclear power plant. No, no, no, no. Nuclear, nuclear, N.
N-U-C-L-E-A-R! You want to talk about it? You want to talk about... No! That's not what that spells! That's splitting like the atoms right now, dude. That's not what that spells! How does it spell? Let's see. I just spelled it! Yeah. N-U-C-U-L-A-R. Nuclear. No! No! You're fucking with me. You have a... You must be on an Android right now. It says...
You seem a little confused, Shlatt. It seems that I've been right all along because Daily News Internet who gets more views than you is telling me that it's this way. I'm looking at a different type of nuclear. I spelled nuclear wrong, but actually it's a different type of nuclear. So this definition of nuclear, N-U-C-U-L-A-R, it's a section of a compound of a usually hard fruit. Okay. So you're wrong is what you're saying. So I'm right about a different type of thing now.
That's a really roundup. That's like a politician answer to admitting fault there. He's ruthless, dude. This is how he got this far. You want me to say nuclear? I would prefer. Well, I just would like everyone to say words correctly. I don't. Nuclear. Nuclear. Nuclear. Nuclear. Can you stop flat washing our guests, please? Nuclear. Nuclear.
There's an entire Wikipedia page to people pronouncing it nuclear and how it's wrong and notable people in history who have pronounced it this way.
really add daily dose and ted evison to the list how many followers does it have like or or subscribers to the reddit what are you talking about he said a wikipedia page it's a wikipedia oh i thought i don't know what just happened to me i'm sorry um hold on let me just let me go into my brain right now what just happened okay you got it's the gamma waves bro i've sent in some subliminal shit to you here's you said wikipedia page
For some reason, my mind immediately went to a r slash like nuclear like Reddit that existed that where people would post like people saying it wrong like they do on like mildly interesting or mildly infuriating or something like that. Well, you know, it's a word that I say wrong all the time and people will call me out in the comments when I say it is comfortable.
Wait, say it again. Comfortable. Comfortable? I say comfortable. And people are like, where's the T? Where's the T? I'm like, oh, Mike, you caught me. So it's just like an act of defiance now? You're just... Comfortable. Fuck it, I'm saying comfortable again. Yeah, but like I do it all the time. I won't be thinking. I'll just say comfortable without the T. I feel like that's a leftover from when you were like two. Yeah, probably. You know? Like a little kid walking around. I'm feeling real comfortable today. Yeah.
Unless it's the one thing that your brain didn't adjust. Honestly, it's, you know, I get it though. It rolls off the tongue. Kind of like nuclear. I just think you don't need tea in there. Comfortable. Comfortable. Comfortable. No, no, I get, we...
I'm convinced. You're not? No. You don't like comfortable? You say words correctly. Listen, man. Everybody knows that if you say a word a certain way enough, it ends up being a word, right? So let's say I just start saying nuclear that way and then I just spell it differently too to match the way that I...
that I say it, then eventually, Merriam-Webster is going to say, this guy's got me by the balls. Time to switch things up. That's fair. But I don't want to talk about this anymore. So let's seg you to another part. Well... Mr. Dose, you get 300 million... 300 million views per month on your YouTube channel. I don't know that many people. I don't either. That's a lot. That's like a sizable percentage of the people on there. These are all strangers on the internet. I've never met them before. They're all strangers. Did you ever think that you can...
You can control the way a lot of these people think very easily. You can control them. I have thought about this, and I'm like, I'd rather just keep doing what I'm doing. Have you ever thought about— Maybe you could flash a little McDonald's logo or something. Like a little subconscious, like just single frames, single frames. Yeah, I know. I've had sponsors reach out to me and stuff. I've never accepted sponsorship money ever, so—
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dot com slash chuckle20. Once again, that's code chuckle20 or go to bespokepost.com slash chuckle20. Now let's get back to the episode. Have you ever thought about just spreading just straight up misinformation for your own gain? Uh, no, I don't think that'd be really, really good for my brand. But like stuff that... It's always PR. But like stuff that like people couldn't disprove. Uh... You know, like...
Like, I don't know, like, put a video of Schlatt on the screen just for, like, ten seconds and just be like, this YouTuber, Schlatt, is known to sniff his own farts. He could. I have lied a few times. I've said, like, oh, this is my video. I found it. And I didn't. But I kind of did. Oh.
But it's kind of like a gray area. I didn't really find it, but I kind of did. Someone filmed it for me, but I told them to film it. So I was like, I did this. Interesting. How did you get into posting videos?
these clips on the internet in the first place. Like, cause there are a lot on YouTube of these sort of compilation channels. You've got like TikTok sort of compilation channels and it's usually like one video on this, you know, 2000 subscriber channel will get 30 million views or something. And that's like, you know, maybe they'll make some money off of it, but you've sort of turned compilation making of stuff into, um,
Sort of like almost like a show in a way. So when I first started Daily Dose of Internet in 2015, and I actually made a YouTube video about this on one of my backup, I think my Daily Dose of Gaming channel that I rarely use. And I showed the trajectory of how my channel started and where it went and everything. So basically for the first two years...
I started in 2015. I actually gave up after posting about 30 videos and I just quit for a year. That's an important step in the process. It's giving up. Yeah. But I straight up gave up for a year. And so from like 2015 to 2016-ish, somewhere around there, I just stopped. I didn't upload for like 11 months. You've been active for a while. Yeah. Because I'm like, I tried it, whatever, it didn't work. I gave up. And then here's what happened. One of my...
YouTube videos just exploded. It got 2 million views in like, I don't know, a month or something. It was ridiculous. And it was the voice actor of SpongeBob swearing. So it's like, who doesn't want to click on that? Was it Tom Kenny? Yeah, it was Tom Kenny swearing. I didn't know he was capable or something like that. Yeah. So that took off. And then I just rode that wave ever since. And I haven't stopped ever since. But I actually almost, my YouTube channel almost got deleted in 2018. Wow.
Because I was, when I first started doing these videos, I was actually just straight up just stealing videos. I was just nabbing them here and there, and I would just upload them because I wasn't expecting anything big. Well, it got big, and that's when you have to start acting like an adult and actually ask for permission and buy the videos and those sort of things.
So I would just straight up steal videos. Well, in 2018, all my older videos came back to haunt me. And I got two strikes within the span of like a week. I was like, oh my God. So what I did is I just privatized all my old videos. I was like, boom. So that's probably like 2 billion views gone just forever. Wow. I mean, the survival of what you needed to do there, you know. So can I just ask for clarification on something here? So...
For how many years now have you been... So what is your sort of like...
So you have a licensing process now for these videos that you show on your thing. And is every video that you show on Daily Dose of the Internet like something that you reached out, got permission for, and then... I'd say it's about 50-50. So I reach out to people, ask for permission. And sometimes they'll want cash. Sometimes they just care about credit. Whatever they want, I will give it to them. It just depends on how good the video is. Okay.
And so I'll reach out on my own. I also have two or three video researchers that will go out and find content for me. And then they'll just send it to me and I will do the reaching out. And then I also have, I'm with a network and they own a massive video library. So I just grab videos from there. And I also license videos. So like the typical thing,
If you see a... So next time you watch my YouTube videos, look in the bottom right corner or bottom left corner. You'll see Viral Hog, you'll see Jukin Media, you'll see Storyful, all these licensing companies. So to put that in perspective, if you see Viral Hog, that means I spent $200 on that video. If you see Jukin Media, that means I spent $300 on that video. If you see Storyful, that means I spent $500 on that video.
So, it just depends. But what I care about more than anything is quality. So, I don't mind paying the heavy price as long as it's a good video. Well, I mean, it's definitely different than what most people do when it comes to compilation pages. Because, you know...
Not a lot of people on the internet or who make compilation based stuff are necessarily interested in the licensing portion of the process. Yeah. No one wants to pay $200 for a 20 second clip, but I do. I will do it. Yeah. And I mean, in many ways, I assume the ends justify the means as well, because in your case, because you channeled those incredibly well. And, um,
I also think that it's an interesting sort of aspect, too, because from I saw recently on your Twitter, you mentioned Storyful. You just recently made a deal with them. No, here's the thing. You guys don't understand. Storyful is huge. Storyful is actually owned by Rupert Murdoch and Fox News. Right.
And so Fox News gets their videos directly from Storyful, but so does CNN and so does all the biggest news corporations in the world get almost all their viral content from Storyful.
And so Storyful is just a company that scours every corner of the internet to find stuff and then resells it basically. Yeah. Yeah. So Storyful is – I believe they are a – I don't know, like a child company. I don't know what – with a subsidiary. Subsidiary. Yeah. Yeah, subsidiary of – I forgot what it is. I think it's –
It's part of the Rupert Murdoch Corporation or something. Gotcha. News Corp. Yeah, News Corp, whatever it is. So, yes, I did not know that at first. I thought they were just an independent company, but they are not.
But yeah, their content is superb. Like if you see some insane video on the news that's going viral, like I can get that now. And that's why it's such a huge deal. So now I have access. That's what I wanted to talk about. It just seemed like you were talking when I was reading that your tweet about it, it just seemed like sort of a in terms of.
a company's recognition of a work that at least an individual on YouTube is doing, it seemed like sort of a significant thing. I'm pretty sure I'm the only YouTuber that has a contract with them because every single person that they work, I'd say about 90% of their business is CNN, Fox News, HLN, all the big news corporations. Or like the Dodo or something like that.
Remember the dodo? That's like for funny animals who get hurt. But now this? Now this, maybe. If they do news stuff, there's a very good chance they work with them. But yeah, 90% of their money comes from CNN and Fox News. Because I have a budget every month and I give them my budget. So for Storyful, I go, I'm giving you guys $3,000 a month. And I want you guys to help me find good videos. They're like, okay.
But for these news corporations, it's massive. They don't have a limit. They pay a lump sum up front. They go, boom, give us access to your full video library. And they're like, okay, that's enough money. You can get whatever you want. So these guys, they give you – after you send them your budget or you say, here's what I'm looking for, do they give you almost like a menu that you can pick and choose from? Yeah.
Yeah, so... And you go, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. I want the cat fighting the bird, please. It's more like I tell them what I'm looking for. I'm like, can you guys send me a list of your top most popular videos of 2021, 2022, and the past month? Whatever I'm looking for, they will give it to me because that's what I'm paying them to do. Gotcha. Wow, so they sort of... In some ways, there is a bit of market research done within your relationship with Storyful as well in terms of like...
oh, here's the clips that are popping, which makes it maybe a little bit easier to throw something together there. A lot of people don't know this, but I'd say about 95% of all viral videos that you see on the internet are owned by a media company. Really? Yeah, or partnered with a media company. Are you sure you should be saying this on a podcast? It's not secret stuff. Is someone going to fund you? It's not secret stuff. I just don't want someone knocking on your door.
No, I'll be fine. But, yeah, it's just... And the reason why that is... So here's what happens. So let's say Schlatt here uploads a cute cat video and it goes super... Or even better, like, he's on an airplane and the engine gives out and it's, like, on fire and everything. Perfect. The cat's on fire. That...
So, no. So let's say you're on an airplane, the engine's on fire, and you record it. Shots holding the cat. Yeah. And you post that video of the plane wing on fire on Twitter. What's going to happen is you're going to have a story for all these huge media companies. They're going to reach out to you and go, hi, sir, we really like this video. Do you want like 200 bucks?
And we'll just manage your video. And most people are like, yeah, that's awesome. $200 up front. And I can make more money on top of that. So basically every time, so your video that you recorded will go up into a library. And every time a corporation buys that video, you will forever get a portion of that sale.
I thought it was just a flat rate. I thought these services were fucking everybody over, to be honest. No, no, no. It just depends. So usually the base rate is 50-50. A lot of companies don't offer money up front unless it's a really good video, like super newsworthy video. If it's just like a standard viral video, they're like, hey, you want a 50-50 deal? Every time we sell the video, you know, we will... 5% of them. No, it's like 50%. Oh! 30-50%, somewhere in there.
And how much? So it's around 200, 300 bucks for most uses? Yeah. Well, yeah, to the average, the average licensing company charges about 200, 300. So what's the most expensive video that you ever have used on your channel? It was a $550 video I bought. It was a video of a bat eating a banana.
Oh, that. I remember that. I remember that one. And it was worth it because it got like 10, 12 million views. Fuck. Wow. That's a good deal right there. I saw that. I'm like, that is going to be an amazing thumbnail. That is hilarious. The bat's like whole head is somehow around this banana. That's crazy.
That's awesome. Yeah, I'm like, I have to get this. And I bought that from Storyful before I had to deal with them. They charge a lot more per video if you don't have to deal with them. Interesting. So, Mr. Daly, I have a question.
How did you end up getting like, because you at this point in your YouTube channel's life, it's very, you kind of for even though it is a channel that is it is clips that you have found across the internet, you still kind of have like a bit of a brand as well in the way that you sort of introduce like each topic and the way just the content is presented. So.
So like how did you get to that point where you felt like oh this is like the most this is and like what was like your thought process behind that of like getting to that specific style of the way that you do your little doses. It's because I kept getting in trouble with YouTube. And so like my early on videos I kept getting age restrictions and all these sorts of demonetizations and all these things and I couldn't figure out why I was like oh I
Got it. They want G-rated stuff. They want PG at the most. My early videos were wild. That's why a lot of my early subscribers were like, you changed daily. I'm like, yeah, I did. I'm sorry. Because my old videos were crazy. I'd have people jump through flaming tables and stuff. It was wild. It's kind of like what, dude, I don't know about you guys, but I am getting recommended fight videos every day on Twitter.
And I think it's because I watched a couple of them at one point, seeing someone fight someone else in a Walmart or something like that. And now every day, Twitter will send me – it will show me in the sort of suggested thing just videos of people wailing on each other. And –
I don't really... Like, I've tried to say I'm not interested in this anymore, and it keeps coming back. And this actually got... It kind of got bad, because I think this is one of the disadvantages of Twitter's, like, change in management. One of the videos, I thought it was just going to be a fight, and I watched it. And this is kind of, you know, trigger warning for those of you who are listening right now. I accidentally, on Twitter, like a week ago, saw a video of someone getting shot. Yeah, in St. Louis, in broad daylight. Yeah.
Yeah, like the guy who shot the couple. Oh, no. Different video. No, it was two. I saw a video of a dude getting shot recently, too. It was two neighbors that were having, like, it was this couple, this older couple having an argument with this neighbor. The guy comes out and he fucking shoots him both and he finishes him off. It was, like, awful. It was, like, it was literally, like, but it's one of those things, too, where it's, like, I want to know if they, like, look like they were going to live.
Because I didn't want them to die. So you kind of keep watching. And because it's like, no, it was bad. It was bad. It wasn't good. They probably didn't live. But now that you think, now that you mention it, dude, I've seen probably three videos of people getting shot to death on Twitter this week. Yeah, it's bad. It's like, it's, I don't, I actually, yesterday, I saw a video of a guy getting hit by a car.
It's wild. That never happened. I don't remember seeing people die like that on Twitter before. Me neither. That was something that was... You had to go looking for that kind of shit back in the day. What's your take on that, Daley? Doesn't Twitter not allow those type of videos? Oh, they used to.
Yeah, I know they used to, but, like, they supposedly don't anymore, but they still get out there. It's... I mean, there are, like, sort of, like, these accounts are, like, I don't know, like, fucking daily dose of fucking people getting shot. No, just kidding. Like, fucking daily fights are, like, craziest fucking...
Explode like people people in the world or something like that like they're they're accounts that are like dedicated to fights and then I guess in the mix they just post people getting fucking murdered on CCTV and it's like really awful to see.
But you don't post that. No, I don't. I have seen, though. I have seen Arise and Fight videos on my Twitter feed. I don't know why. That kind of came out of nowhere. I have not seen Murder videos yet, but I have seen a lot of Fight feeds. And I've seen a lot of celebrity stuff, too. Like, oh, my gosh, look at this celebrity and what they did. Like movie star celebrities. So those two categories have been pushed hard on my Twitter feed for whatever reason.
Yeah, it's because they have like a For You page now on Twitter that is, I think, what is kind of doing it. It's interesting.
I think I would like it if I wasn't being shown people getting shot. But... I generally like the timeline a little more in 4U mode, to be honest with you. Yeah. I love 4U mode. I think it's the best thing Twitter has ever done. Really? Yeah. Because I can tune in, so I can see all my... I basically strictly use Twitter as a thing for business and just interacting with people and networking and that sort of thing and staying in contact. But...
But then I could just do one tab over for you. And it's like, oh, that's for me. It's like my own. Gotcha. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I definitely find for the purposes that I usually use Twitter, like I like to keep up with what people are saying recently. So the following works. And so pretty much. Yeah, exactly what you're saying. It's like the, you know, hop over the for you. But.
I realized that I totally took us away from what I was originally asking about, which was, uh, your progression through finding your, your, like the style of how you make your videos. And it was because YouTube wanted you to do more like, uh, PG based stuff. Yeah. I always, I was always kind of PG. Um, because, uh, the reason why is because I was like, um, I don't want my grandma watching this and being disappointed in me. Uh, and, uh,
What would she say if she was disappointed with that? What would that sound like? She'd be like, you need to go to church more. It's probably true. Yeah, she's probably right. How would you describe the scene if you were to... If the video of your grandma saying that you needed to go to church more was in a Daily Dose video, how would you introduce that scene to your audience? I'd be like, hey...
Um, everyone. So my grandma got really upset with me and I want to show a clip of her being disappointed in me. Oh man. When did that voice start? Was that right from the very beginning?
Yeah, except before my microphone was really low. And so my earliest videos, I am screaming. I'm basically like screaming. So like, hey guys, so here's the situation. And so like when I go back to my older videos, I cringe. I'm like, oh God, why was I yelling? Yeah, you definitely did settle into that calmer voice. I think it's definitely preferable. Yeah, I mean, it's just, you know, people are learning and stuff. And...
So everyone has their awkward moments when they're just starting out. I'm sure you have a bunch of older videos of you when you're cringing. Dude.
I was always impressed with some of the Minecraft children of today, because Tommy and those guys, because they were 16, 17, and some of the stuff, the presence that those guys have on camera and just in general and the maturity level that they're at at that age just seemed miles. Yeah.
ahead of where I was. I was doing YouTube videos for my... My parents used to make me keep my computer in the basement and I wasn't allowed to have it in my room. So I had to do all my YouTube videos and stuff from our basement. And there's a video of me saying thanks for 1,000 subscribers. How old was I at the time, Tucker? I must have been like... 10 years old. Like 14. Tucker has a comment on that video from when I posted it.
And it's like skinny me, like half a neck. And like, hey guys, what's going on? It's Dead Air. It's Gibberdai. Oh yeah, it's Gibberdai here. I guess I'm here to just say...
Thanks for a thousand subscribers. Like, it's just so just socially awkward and just no ability to like be on camera. And it's, yeah, it's wild how like,
When you look back, it's like an active existing sort of reflection of how less you knew when you were younger than most people are like, oh, man, back then when I was a kid, I was like, but as a YouTuber, it's like you've got evidence. You've got evidence that exists. Yeah.
as unlisted videos. - Those Minecraft kids, they grew up real quick with their content. And you know what, I have a running theory, and it's because we didn't really, none of us grew up with that constant YouTuber personas through our childhood. We just had traditional media. And maybe we got used to it when we were just reaching our teenage years, but this new wave of kids,
They're able to emulate it so well at such a young age and like fit right into that mold because from the very fucking beginning, their entire, their entire content diet was just, Hey everybody, it's me, Schlatt. And we're back playing more Minecraft. Like they just, they just get it. I could never do that shit when I was 15, 16. You kidding me? No, not now that you mentioned that.
That's a really, really nuanced point right there, Schlatt. And I have to applaud you for that. I think that you, that is a very, very smart way to look at it because specifically for like people of our age, Schlatt, and like, like older, older Gen Z is like, you know, I was born in 1998. I was, by the time YouTube was first invented, I was already eight. So I'd already, you know,
I've already watched all my Dragon Tales and all my Arthur. Yeah, and the culture wasn't there yet. And if you think about it this way, here's a prescient point right here. I probably used prescient wrong. It's definitely that way, Shalab, because my first word ever spoken was Arthur. What? Because I watched the PBS show Arthur when I was like a newborn kid. Bro came out of the wall. What?
It was like Arthur. Kind of like that. Oh, okay. Imagine Arthur. Oh, can you imagine? Dude, me being able to pronounce the T-H sound just right out of the womb is insane. Yeah.
You know, for the longest time on that show, I thought DW, you remember DW? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I was like, does that mean dumb weasel? Like, I thought that's what it meant for the longest time. Who names their kid dumb weasel? That's awesome. Honestly, DW, if you look back at those clips, she was a fucking savage. Dude, she was going, she did not give an absolute shit about anything.
but dumb weasel. Yeah, it just made sense to me. I was like, okay, I don't know what animal they are. I think they're a weasel. And so she's got to be the dumb weasel. Yeah, they are. They were. They did not look like hard works at all. I'm going down. Her name's actually Dora Winifred. Dora Winifred? Is that her name? Yeah, there's her lore drop of the day. Wow, thank you for that. Jeez. Holy crap.
Are you guys both in Texas? No, I'm in... Don't laugh at that. You're a dick. I'm in Los Angeles. Slad is in Texas. Okay. Will I see you at the Streamer Awards, Ted? Sorry? Will I see you at the Streamer Awards, Ted? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Cool. I'll see you there. I'll see you in a fucking week, man. That's amazing.
I remember seeing your tweets, dude. Blast Streamer Awards. It looked so fun. It was so much fun. And it's a shame you're not coming. It is a shame. QT got so excited because I said, oh my God, I got Schlatt to come. And she's like, you are amazing. I'm like, I know. I know. Hey, Schlatt, consider it. Well, we had that deal where if I went to the Streamer Awards, I'd get a video in Daily Dose. Yeah. Yeah.
But like you've only paid $550 for a video before I could easily afford that many times over.
Can I just pay you for a lot of money to get a video on Daily Dose? What's your price? Well, it just depends on what the video is. Literally, it just depends on what the video is. As long as it's age-appropriate and it kind of goes with the flow of the video. Should we do a business deal right now on Chuckle Sandwich right now? Because Tucker and I can moderate. Yeah, we can try this. So what exactly kind of video? Probably like a meme-y video, right? A very meme-y video. Oh, Shalane's drinking his water from his anime cup. He's getting ready to make some business deals.
I'd have to think about it, man. I've got some very funny videos. I've got a... I really need Tim the Tapman to see this video. Okay, so Shlatt brings up a specific goal that he needs? Yes. It's a video of a guy who's been basically drinking a beer very quickly every day for a year trying to get Tim the Tapman to do it. And he just won't do it. And I've tweeted it at him so many times.
Okay, well... And so Tim the Tapman watches Daily Dose. Well, I don't know. I don't know if he does. It would be a risk. I thought you were trying to sneak in this video so that when Tim the Tapman watches a Daily Dose video on his stream, he won't be able to avoid it. Tim the Tapman needs to do this right now. And it's just a guy with a bottle of beer. You're just like...
Yeah. And he swishes it around and it just goes down real quick. Oh, like he drinks the beer like he's giving a blowjob to it? Yeah. Maybe. You don't think that would be appropriate? Yeah, it'd probably get me demonetized, unfortunately. Ah, shit. But what I could do to compromise is post that on possibly Instagram. Okay. Because my Instagram is wild. People don't know this. My Instagram is very ratchet.
Okay, that's an interesting way to describe it. The reason why, here's the thing, is because Instagram is like the Wild West. Instagram is like TikTok. They do not care. No one really monetizes anything. YouTube monitors everything on Instagram. No, you can find people flashing their guns and stuff. It's crazy.
uh yeah i never thought i'd do daily test is posting more footage on his fucking instagram right now roll through my instagram it is very ratchet and people like i see i love the comments because people like wow um your instagram is way different than your i'm like yeah because that's like that's the content that i enjoy wow what's the your favorite video you've ever found
Not, you know, because you've got your... And I mean this in the sense of like, you know, there can be different types of favorites for a YouTuber. One of them could be, you know, oh, this is my favorite because I know this is going to fucking go viral. Or this is my favorite because I personally like this one the best. Dude, there was a... It's actually recently. It's a very recent video of mine. It's not a title video, but it was...
A video that was on the National Geographic channel. And I have been trying to get this video for years. I've been contacting this man for years and he's been, he's ghosted me a few times. He's a golden goose. Yeah. He's responded to me a few times and like, no, no, thank you. He wanted like a hundred dollars per second. I'm like, okay, no, thank you. Um, so we eventually, how long ago did I post it? Well, how long was the video? It, you know, cause he was asking for a hundred dollars a second. I wanted about 25 seconds worth.
Oh, wow. Okay. That's expensive. And so I finally got it about two weeks ago. We finally struck a deal like 350 bucks. For some reason, he thought that was a good number. I don't know why it would change, but it's just a video of cell division in real time.
At a microscopic level with like no like mic. It doesn't look like 2D. It's a full 3D view of a cell being divided. And that's the most mind-blowing video I've ever seen in my life. That is really cool. It was posted on the National Geographic channel. It got like 20 million views there. I'm like, that's amazing. I wanted my channel. Not too many people thought about it, but I'm like, that's a cool video. And I got it. That's cool. Nice.
My video wouldn't be anything like that. It would be like if you needed a PG or G video. I like monkey videos a lot.
I like monkey videos. Did you get the one of the gorilla eating the apple? And then someone farts and then he just kind of looks over? Dude, I'm trying to get that one so badly. I got a bunch. I could send you a bunch, dude. There's a monkey who is in a cage and a guy comes up to him with the phone and he gives him a banana, but then he yanks it away a little bit.
I post that monkey on my Instagram all the time. I love that monkey. You know, you know that it's, it sounds like that, you know, how about this? Cause I'm seeing an opportunity for a deal here and Tucker can, you know, you can tell me if I'm wrong on this, but I'm thinking that there's a potential deal here. You post daily, you post this video of the guy giving a creamy good time to a beer and then Schlatt will be your monkey correspondent.
Oh, my TikTok feed is entirely monkey videos. I mean, it would be great. Monkeys do really well. It's virality right there. You'd have a drip, constant drip feed of the best monkey content out there. I don't mind posting monkey stuff. I get a lot of gibbons. You can barely even get it out. We have to work. I want you at the stream rewards. I want to selfie with you while I'm wearing a tuxedo. I want...
selfie with you and you have to be there and everyone's going to love you if you're there you're going to be the star of the show dude I just got so much going on right now I just got so much look at me I'm going to be in LA later I'm going to be in LA later in the month and then back again very soon after that it's just going to be so much and I hate flying and the last two
Flight stories I've heard have been nightmares. Okay, well, worst case scenario, worst case scenario, I will be in LA for a week. So maybe you could see me in LA maybe before I leave. Well, are you coming to Austin anytime soon? I am actually going to, yeah, my plan is to go to Texas for a week in April. I'm going to see all those OTK people. I'm going to see...
a lot of people so uh and i was planning on seeing you so this is like the grand daily dose tour that you're going on right now i i daily dose of america that's what i wanted to do i'm like i want to jump on a plane once a month and go visit some some youtube or streamer people so you're you're sort of a could i say that you have a sense of wanderlust
Wanderlust? Yeah. So, you guys don't know, but growing up, I wasn't very popular. I didn't have very many friends. I was... No one wanted to hang out with me. Dude, all of us were that way, dude. Don't worry. But here's the thing. When I was doing my YouTube, even throughout my YouTube...
YouTubers don't hang out with each other. They just do their own thing. But streamers do. Streamers hang out with each other because they have to. It's just networking. It's just whatever. But I love it. So I have no real incentive to hang out with streamers other than just make friends. And it's so much fun. I love making friends. And so I'm addicted to meeting new people. You're such a wholesome guy. Can we just talk about that? Because you have such a wholesome little heart.
Dude, I just want to make friends. And so it's so much fun like looking at my phone and and seeing all these notifications for I get addicted to that. But it's also like it's I guess I'm a little selfish for being addicted to that, I guess. But like, I love making new friends, meeting new people and and sharing ideas.
I mean, it makes sense, like, if you were, like, someone who grew up not necessarily having, like, a huge, like, friend group necessarily. That, like, when you're later on and you're connected to all these people and all these are people that you find interesting or you think are cool or funny or whatever. It's like they want to be friends with you. I mean, that's an inciting thing, especially...
Like, I mean, that makes fucking perfect sense to me. No, Mike, you guys don't understand. So I've said this a few times on a few podcasts, but I used to be one of the weird kids in high school. Like I would sit at the weird kid table. It would be. OK, let's describe the weird kid table, man. Give me their various types. It was I think it was me and three other people. It was me, a who didn't really talk. I just had a PB&J every day.
A heroin addict who taught us how to inject heroin, and he said that you need to inject it in your toes because that way nobody knows. Okay.
It's a rhyme. Right. Yeah, no, it's easy to remember. It was... The other person was, I don't know, some Asian girl and she couldn't speak English. So she didn't talk to us. And the other one was some chubby kid and he would show us how he could produce milk from his nipples. So that was my friends, my three friends in high school. Okay. So I went from that to this and...
It's amazing. Dude, you could make like, that sounds like you can make a show out of that. I feel like the misadventures of those four kids going around. I feel like you guys all had your own little powers. One guy had the power of heroin. Another could shoot milk. You had the power of your mind. Each one of those kids could have been a clip on Daily Dose of Internet. I don't think so. I mean, that's rated, G-rated. Yeah.
heroin milk nipples and that was in high school high school heroin yeah yeah yeah he would also uh um i hope he's not in prison or anything or if he's still alive i don't know um but yeah he also uh would deal ecstasy in the locker room and stuff i'm like i'm good dude wow where's he getting all this stuff is he growing it is he making it i don't know
How does a high schooler get involved in the drug trade like that? What do you have to do? Tucker, would you look up how as a high schooler one could get involved in the drug trade? With no VPN or anything, just Google, no incognito, just Google that. Yeah, because this was like 2011-ish. So this was like before like modern internet. Internet was around, Google was around, but not the way it is today, you know, VPNs and stuff.
I would say in 2011, PewDiePie was about 11 million subscribers. Yeah. No, he started in 2012 or 2011. Am I going crazy? No, he was definitely big. I remember exactly. I remember exactly because I was one of PewDiePie's first subscribers. Or maybe he started in 2011. Maybe that's what I'm thinking. He, in 2010, had 40,000 subscribers and I was one of them.
No, no, no. Take a bet. I don't know where I got that number from. Take a bet. No, 2011 is when he had 40,000 subscribers. Really? I was one of his first. I swear that he was huge at one point. He hit a million in 2012. Okay, I'm an idiot. Sorry. But from 2010, 2011, he was at about 60,000. So when did he hit 11 million? How off was I? How many years was I off on PewDiePie? Probably a couple years. Probably a couple years off.
Maybe you have poor time perception. Well, you don't need to go after my entire time perception, man. I just feel like I have great time perception. He hit the $32 million in 2014. So somewhere between 2012 and 2014. Okay. He gained $10 million in two years. So that's not that bad. Okay. He had a big, he had a large change.
It's because of his funniest gaming moments compilations. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What was the name of that? What was the name of that scary game he got famous for? Amnesia. Amnesia. I love that. I love watching him scream. That's a fun one. I was a big fan of the Happy Wheels days. I remember. Dude, I got. I had PewDiePie, Tobuscus, and someone else. Who was the other big Happy Wheeler?
They played my level on Happy Wheels. It was the biggest day of my fucking life. Was it Markiplier? No, I don't think it was Markiplier. Someone else was big in Happy Wheels, but I got all three. And that's all I wanted as a 12-year-old man. Was it White Boy 7th Street? Yep.
No way. I hope he's okay. No, no. I don't think it was white. He's retired. You know that, right? He's retired. Yeah, I guess. So he, what happened? I watched his personal, uh, he's, he still uploads. Um, so he bought like a big plot of land somewhere in Wisconsin and now he just kind of like lives off the land. Wow. Good for him. That's the dream right there.
I heard that and his ears broke up. That's right up Tucker's alley. I haven't heard the name White Boy 7th Street in forever. Oh my god, dude. My favorite videos of his were the... When he would do... What was that game mode called? A gun game. Gun game. Gun game. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. It is your host. With the most... With the most... Yes, dude. Oh, dude.
I didn't know you were such a big cot person. Oh, huge. Dude, I have a whole YouTube channel dedicated to... That's Schlett's whole personality. Dude, I have a whole YouTube channel dedicated to mimicking the old 2011 Call of Duty commentary days. That's amazing. It's called the Weekly Slap. I purposely make my voice sound shitty to make it look like it's time period correct. That's Tucker's favorite channel of yours. Did I ever tell you that, Schlett? Is it?
But I used to watch Woody's Gamertag, White Boy, all of them. So I was in the same boat as you. So strange. So I'm guessing your first YouTube channel ever was a Call of Duty one. Is that correct? No, I tried to do VFX actually. My first YouTube...
huge love on YouTube was Freddie W and Quarter Digital. Honestly, I didn't really... I know we've talked about that before, but I guess I didn't really consider that
it was like your first thing. That's crazy. Cause that's the same route I was sort of on. Yeah. Well, we've had them on, we've had Freddie Wong on the podcast. I definitely encountered the commentaries before I want to say, but it never inspired me to like do those. But the VFX stuff I saw and I was just like, fuck man. Chrono trigger. Yeah. I think.
I think Chrono Trigger was the first one I saw. God damn. I have vivid memories of coming home from school and watching those Freddie W weekly videos. Dude, so fucking cool. Corridor Digital has got to be the only YouTube channel that I've been a fan of for like a decade straight. They're in a bit of controversy right now. Have you been seeing that? So recently Corridor Digital, they posted this video, which is a...
It's basically like this story about two brothers and they're fighting for the throne and they're doing a big game of rock, paper, scissors, but it's like anime, supposedly. But the way that they did it is that they utilized footage that they shot as well as an AI to... And they fed a specific set of animes that...
match the sort of theme that they were going for to a specific AI. I'm forgetting the name of it right now. And then use that to create...
these frames that they were making and then they posted this video about how they did and they with it titled did we change animation forever which i think was probably the beginning of why people were upset about it that was probably a little tone deaf yeah and it and basically the discourse surrounding it is like okay you took because they took frames and references specifically from specific animes like not just like
oh, this is, let's describe it of what we want. They were like, we're going to feed in this specific anime that was worked on by, you know, a studio and crew. And then we're going to use that to get our footage to where we want it to be. So it raised a lot of sort of like, okay, AI is a really interesting kind of thing because it sort of enters into the world of philosophy and like philosophical thought on terms of like morality and like what, to what extent something is,
is made by a human and like creatively produced and like upon training other people's work to result in something but on the other side of it you know quarter planned out the shoot they did the angles and stuff they wrote the storyline and it didn't and they composited it all together so there was like work done there it wasn't like but it's a it's i mean it's a
Whole thing that's going to be a big topic, I think, especially in like the world of like copyright as well. Yeah, of course. Cause you're just feeding it. I mean, all these are trained on copyrighted material. You can just say, Hey, I want, I want at some point, I'm sure you'll be able to say, Hey, I want this. I want this video to just look like a Jay Schlatt video or something like that. And it'll just have all mine in the, in the database. And it'll be able to spit something out. That's entirely on my copyrighted.
Right. And then you've also got your voice can also be reproduced with like the AI. Like it's weird how like I watched a Tom Scott video on this recently about like the progression of how like new technologies progress. And what we're in right now is like the huge spike upwards where there's a huge amount of
sort of development and improvement increase in these AI learning models because I feel like a year ago, like maybe like a year before sort of some of these more popular AIs come out, there was like voice synthesizers like you could find on the web. Like one early on in the Chuckle Sandwich series,
Twitter I did this bit where before like these Call of Duty sort of edits of like Joe Biden playing with Donald Trump kind of started showing up I did this bit of saying I was having Ben Shapiro say that he was officially endorsing the truffle sandwich podcast and that was like a like a year and a half or so before This other stuff started really getting popular And it's improving at like an insane rate that I've like is
It's it. I just don't know where we're going to be in like two years. Like it could be anywhere, really. What do you think about that daily? I think it's beautiful. I think it's unfortunate from my misinformation, disinformation, you know, standpoint, obviously. But otherwise, it's hilarious.
Dude, you could get someone to just train a model of your voice and you'd never have to work another day in your life. Dude, the voice is the easy part. The hard part is finding the content. And so that's why I started hiring people. I'm like, I'm tired of doing this by myself. I'm never going to get big enough by myself. I have to build a team. And so I started hiring people to find videos for me and find content. And that's why I signed a deal with Storyful. I'm like, I'm tired of having...
subpar videos. I want to get huge on it. And the only way to do that is to form a team you can't do by yourself. And there's only so many hours of the day. Here's a question I have for you regarding the AI in regards to your work you're doing right now. Because one of the conversations is about artists
artists who make, you know, physical work are worried about, you know, whether or not their job security is, is up to question because of these, you know, AI models that are being trained on their work for you, for someone who finds in, you know, is posting these viral videos. If AI gets to the point where it is able, people are able to create just a scenario that they show and
And they send it into a training model. And it puts out a video that looks like it was filmed by someone in a camera of a zoo of, like, a monkey, like, throwing bananas at another monkey. And, like, as if they're in a snowball fight. And that's entirely AI-generated. And then they make...
Do you think that that is something that could affect your job and would you start like making fake AI videos for your stuff? I will be not on YouTube anymore when that's an issue. That could be like three years from now. Yeah, but here's the thing. So people – I have a submission form and people abuse it. Some people will submit videos that are obviously licensed by another company. They will submit videos of their cat doing something – doing absolutely nothing and
Sometimes they will really abuse it and they'll send like straight up crimes. Like people like kicking their dog and shit. I'm like, okay, I don't know what's going on. Like personal videos of them sending that in? Yeah. Oh, that's so cool of them to do that. But sometimes people will send in fake videos too. And so I found this video. I almost fell for it. I'm like –
Oh, that was good. So what it was, it was a gender reveal video and it was a fighter jet and it flew over someone's house. And I'm like, come on, come on outside, honey. Come on, look. And, um, and it was, yeah, it was a, a pink trail and I almost felt it looked so real. And then I was like, it's fake. And I post on Twitter, people are like, this is real dude. I'm like, it's fake.
And so I kind of like regret it because I'm like, I cut it. It just easily posted that as a YouTube video. I'm like, yeah, wow. There's people in Australia. I had a flyover as for, for a gender reveal. I think there will always be a market. Even when this, even when fake videos get like almost indistinguishable, I think there'll always be a market for actual creative, real videos. Yeah. I don't think that'll ever fade. Yeah. No, no.
That's sort of where my mind goes as well. I think it's interesting that you ended up not using the gender reveal video. What was initially like tipped you off to it being fake? Because one of the things I was thinking in my head is, was it like a fighter jet? It was a fighter jet. Yes. Tucker, what do you estimate how much that would be in fuel? No, but here's the thing. Here's the thing. He was in the military. So that's why he had the connections. Is it the Discovery Bay Studios one?
Because this is like a long form video of them doing that. Oh, did you find it? Like, did you actually find the video? I don't know if this is what you're referencing, but it's a video of it's kind of like an antique jet. And there's a bunch of people at like a hangar and they're doing it. No, no, no, no. This one. So if you just wait, but this is a this is another jet gender reveal thing. Yes. Epic baby gender reveal jet flyover.
This one's definitely real. Oh, you hear that? Link that to me. I don't think it's good. I'll put it in the chat. I don't think it's good. It's kind of... It's not very clip style, but...
It's a, they did it. Wow. You may have just given him his dream back, Tucker. You may have just returned to him what he lost. I take cash and cards, so, you know. Dude, Tucker puts his square up to, like, the Discord screen. But, yeah, yeah, I mean, I, um...
I love hanging out with streamers, and it's only because I've never had friends before. So this is my first time I've ever had friends, and it's great. I'm super obsessed with meeting new people. And now I'm learning about drama for the first time. And now I'm like, oh, so you can't be friends with everyone. That was the most heartbreaking moment. Because sometimes people are bad people. Sometimes people turn out to be murderers.
Which is the craziest one. That is the craziest one. That is true. That is true. I don't think I could be friends with a murderer. No. Oh. Interesting. All right. We'll have a chat when you come down to Austin.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I want to go to Austin so badly. Do you know that there's a dinosaur park near you? A dinosaur whatever park in Texas? Is it near Austin or is it Dallas? A dinosaur park? I don't think I've ever heard of a dinosaur park. So I want to feature this in a YouTube video really badly. There is a park, like a national park in Texas that still has dinosaur footprints on it.
Oh, that's sick. Really? Yeah. You can just walk up. What the fuck? It's like the Sandy Canyon area. Okay, well, when Shay and I come out there, we got to... Shay loves dinosaurs. We got to check that out. That sounds sick. Okay, but I... Dinosaur Valley State Park. That's the one. In Glen Rose. Yeah, I think it's Dallas, isn't it? I have no idea. I have no fucking clue. Okay, it's Dallas. I don't leave Austin. Tucker's like...
Getting mad at him like a parent. He's like, Schlatt, you should know this. But dude, dos, when you come down to Texas, we'll have a great time. I'll show you around. We'll shoot some guns. There's a thing.
There's a thing where you can get up in a helicopter and shoot at wild boar with a machine gun. And at night when it gets darker, you put on a pair of night vision goggles and then do a night crawl and shoot more boar. It's so ridiculous. That's the most American thing I've ever heard. Not for that, but... Damn. I am not... No. You're not into that? I'm not a 100% person. I mean, you can cook them later. You can get bacon. Mr. Dose, would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more games...
I hate bringing this up, but I'm vegan, so. Well, let him just finish the question, because this is like an important question that you need to. Okay. So that's why I'm kind of like not a hunting person. Damn. Okay. Well, hear me out. Hear me out. Okay. Would you rather have unlimited bacon? I don't know if we've ever gotten that response before, by the way. But no, we've never. We've never. But no more games. Or would you rather have games, unlimited games. Unlimited. But no games.
Unlimited games, but no games. Yeah. I thought that was pretty... Crystal, it was Crystal's flag. He said, would you rather have unlimited games, but no games? Do you... Did I stutter when I was saying it? Do you need me to repeat the question? I would rather... I just feel like it was pretty... Well, I don't know. You seem frustrated almost. We've been talking for a while. Maybe we're just a little bit tired, but I do in particular feel like Schleit was being pretty cut and dry right there. I think...
I'd rather have unlimited games but no games. Interesting. Wow. Okay. Fair enough. And so, Daily Dose, if you had to choose what portion of the chuckle sandwich you are, what portion, what piece would you be? You could be whatever you want. What piece would you be of the chuckle sandwich? Well, I like being the bread because I want to hold everyone together. Okay, now that is an interesting, because I'm actually the butt pieces of bread.
You can be bread, but you got to, uh, I'm two butt pieces of bread here. I mean, so that you kind of came, came after me right there. Very bready sandwich. And there's no meat is, I mean, it would be lacking substance entirely considering I'm just mayonnaise. You know, I said you could do anything, but you know, you kind of threw me for a loop there. That was crazy.
Cool. Well, yeah, I'm excited. I mean, I haven't shot a... He's doubling up on the bread. Do you want to be like a bread piece in the middle, you know, for structure? Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's plenty of sandwiches that have more than two pieces of bread. It's true. It's true. That is true. What type of bread would you be? Wheat, obviously. Wheat? Okay. Because everything else is gross.
That's something you just said. That is something you said. You don't like sourdough bread? It just doesn't, like, I don't know, for some reason, like, Dude, I've never heard of anyone that doesn't like sourdough bread. That is wild. Really? I'm not a bread expert. I don't know. I just eat bread, you know? Fair. No, that's fair. I don't, like, think about, like, what, what, you know, what type of bread. I just eat it, you know? Maybe I do like sour bread. I don't know. Well, the bread itself isn't actually sour. Okay. Okay.
I feel like I've created tension between us about this bread. And I just want you to know I love you. Yeah, we do love you. Thank you so much for coming on, man. Yeah, thanks for having me on. This is really exciting. Do I need to do a sign-off? If you'll grace us. Yeah, please. That's the end of this podcast. I really hope you enjoyed. And I'll see you guys again very, very soon. Later. Later. Later.
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