Chuckle Week 3.0 Begins! ft. Jarvis Johnson
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That's AH10 for 10% off at hero.co. Jarvis. That's me. You're so beautiful, and I'm so happy to have you here today. Oh, thank you so much for having me, both of you. You've got a mustache appearing on your lip right now that is like, I'm looking at it and I'm like, it works. I know. You guys, I mean, you've got a much more powerful stache than me. I'm just trying it out.

I mean, it's a good try, though. You know when you have a beard and then you shave it up and you're like, let's give this a shot. Yeah. You know. You can grow a full beard. I can't. Oh, I've seen it. No. Photoshop, maybe. Maybe. He looks weird without it now. I mean, I feel like I've seen him with the five o'clock shadow so much at this point. I saw you today and I'm like, ew. I didn't even recognize you. I did have a big five o'clock shadow phase before.

That also happened to just be a phase in which I just wasn't... Oh, there we go. I was just... Oh, okay. Yeah. No, that's... That's the Ted we know and love. Why you got to do this, Tucker, who is also here on this episode of Chuckle Week? Yeah. Tucker, say hello. This is the first time that any of the... This is my face reveal. Yeah, this is your... For the podcast. Yeah, for the podcast, because up until now, Tucker's...

Assuming that we have fans that are specific to Chuckle Sandwich, like they haven't chosen to branch out in any way. This is Tucker's first time showing up here, but he's out here in LA wearing his Chuckle Sandwich official staff sweater. It's a pretty sick sweater. Oh yeah. No camera on Tucker though. Oh, there is. There is? Oh yeah. He's got his own little dedicated producer cam. Yeah, dude. Live Tucker reaction right there. Oh, hell yeah. Welcome to Chuckle Sandwich. We got Chuckle Week and we got Jarvis Johnson. Yo, what's up?

You are a big fan of this Jarvis guy. Yeah, and I don't, you know, I'm sorry for you who has to deal with this. I don't really know what it's all about. Don't talk like I'm not here. You've got to come all the way to Los Angeles to film in real life episodes of Chuckle Sandwich. I'm like, great. Who are we filming with? And no offense to you, but he said Jarvis Johnson. Yeah, and I would also laugh. Yeah. What? Wait, hold on. How did this...

We love Jarvis, first of all. And he's... It's because you guys are part of two different worlds. We're in two different worlds. You guys are part of two different worlds. Schlatt is rolling around looking at TikToks and playing video games. Can you blame me? And Jarvis... Is rolling around looking at TikToks and not streaming. Oh. There you go. That's a good distinction. One would think we're in the exact same community. Yeah. When you put it like that. Yeah. But... We're really just two...

sides of the same coin. Well, he posts YouTube videos. I post YouTube videos. This is getting hard to distinguish the two of you right now. Yeah, I don't really see the difference. I mean, well, he has a mustache. Well, no, that's a bad... Any other day that I saw you, if I'd seen you in person, this would have worked, but... I don't see the problem, but... Well, for those of you who don't know Jarvis Johnson, he is a beautiful...

wonderful boy. He is a commentary YouTuber, a previous Patreon employee. That's true. And he's incredibly smart. He's talented. He is... He's got a dog. A really cute dog. And he is just one of the friendliest guys I've ever known. And we're so excited to have him on the first episode of Chuckle Week. It's an honor. Welcome, Jarvis. It's an honor to be here. I'm excited. This is a...

I feel like we're waiting for a waiter to come and drop off a basket of fries. That's sort of, yeah. That's what we kind of hope that the entire week is going to look like, where it's that conversation leading up right until, and we're kind of all trying to survive, like we're all on a first date together. Right. I feel like we're doing good at that. You think so? I feel like we are literally on a first date together. This is the first date. Yeah. So Jarvis, you're a boxing guy. I'm boxing. I'm doing creator class. That's the thing that's going on right now, and it's weird.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Look, I'm fighting Aaron Hansen, the Game Grump himself. You're fighting the Game Grump. Yeah. He fought in the last Creator Clash, so he's kind of got a whole year of training on me. Oh, wow. But I don't know if you saw this, but his last fight did not go his way. He got the shit kicked out of him. Well, that would be illegal, but he did get the shit punched out of him. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's a little bit of... Yeah. So when did you decide, because I feel like

You were at the last... I was at the last Creator Clash. You were at the last Creator Clash. I don't know if this was because I was also there. Yeah. I remember. We were drinking together. Yeah, we were. I don't know if this was your perception, but it may have been since you're actively fighting in the next Creator Clash. But when I was on the plane back from Florida after Creator Clash 1, I was juiced.

I felt like I had just seen the most motivational, like, go army ad on the television. And I'm like an eight year old in like rural Tennessee. And I'm like ready to go to Afghanistan. And there was a lot of chatter. Like after the first creative class, we were all like, oh, my God.

I don't know. There was, like, literal bloodlust in the air. Yeah, would you do it? I think there was a lot of, like, the talking and trying to, like, find new people to fight for the next one. I'm sure they hit you up and were like, oh, yeah. I went to a boxing gym with... I met Minx at a boxing gym and, like, and she, like, did, like, drills and stuff with me. And I was getting... I was getting juiced. I was like, I might...

It was sort of like... You tried to recruit me. Well, because I thought it would be really funny if the two of us, Shalat and I, would fight. Do you think you could do that? So, it would be funny at a base level, but then the... Reality of actually having a punch. I realized the reality and sort of the emotional baggage of having to, like, fight. Yeah. Like, because it wouldn't be a joke. It's like full force, like, punch a person that you, like, work with.

all the time. Yeah. Like I got like there was a floated like oh would you potentially fight Eddie Burback because Eddie and I are good friends in the same height and the answer is no. Yeah. Because I don't think I could bring myself to punch that man. Yeah.

Aaron Hansen, on the other hand, I don't know him from God. There's a whole subreddit called Rant Grumps that's about disgruntled Game Grumps fans over the years. I think they make text posts and it's just like, didn't this shit used to be so much better?

Tucker, can you look that up? You're going to bring up R Slash right now? That's actually insane. Rant and vent about Game Grumps. It's got 30,000 subscribers. That's like really, you know, shit like this is annoying. Am I weird to be a bit triggered by today's episode?

Yeah, see, you know that you've been in the industry for a while when you've got a whole group of, a subgroup of people that has developed in order to just be mad at you. You guys, like, you have those people, right, who just are like, they listen to every episode, but they've always got something weird to say.

Yeah, well, I mean, I think obviously one of the biggest things that we see on the Reddit sometimes is sort of a nostalgic-based sort of woe of the departure of our honorary ghost boy. Game Grumps major controversy list. Scott, I don't know.

Can you zoom in on this page, Tucker? No. I don't know. Control plus. So you want to hear the funny part about this is that we've got active Game Grumps employees literally running this set right now. And I'm like, Scott, just blur out all of the information that is being showed on the screen by Tucker right now because it's just such a strong way to start off Chuck Week. This is like a drama alert.

They're like, yeah, what are you, Keen? I mean, what do the guys think about this subreddit? You know, they're kind of used to it. They're not really like... They're used to it, is what he said. Well, I think that this stuff is just like, it's super parasocial. It's super like... Oh, yeah, totally. When fans, like, they feel like they own you and everything you're about, and they're nostalgic for a period that, like, probably never really existed. Right, well, they pay for your YouTube channel, so obviously they're allowed to have those...

Right. Exactly. They're nostalgic for a period in their life that they associate with your content and not the actual thing. And so they're like, you're so different. But in reality, like, they're having to, like – They're different and they don't like themselves anymore. Right. And they're like, what about when I was 14 and having a good time and now I'm 21 and life sucks? Yeah, what –

- I remember the videos that you were making at the time I wasn't paying taxes and I was- - Yeah, the time when everything was actually happy. - Yeah, and I had no responsibilities and mom made me dino nuggies. - What about the time when I didn't have credit score? What that about? - Yeah. - I get so many comments on the TikTok reaction video, "Schlatt, I miss when you used to play Wii games."

And then I remember every time I'd upload a Wii game video, the comment section would be like, great, man, another fucking Wii game. Like, you're doing so good, dude. I fucking hate this. Yeah. No one knows what they want. Yeah, no one knows what they want. It's so true. But as long as you know what you want. I want money. He finally says it. Hey, wait, drink from the sponsor. Oh, he said it. He said it. Gamerships.gg slash slat. There we go. But so...

As we were saying, though, there was bloodlust in the air. Yes. I assume that that bloodlust must have hit you. You know, not really. Really? I think that I decided to do Creator Clash because I was, like, bored and sad. I was in a weird, you know, like, COVID, I think, really took a toll on me. I had just moved to Los Angeles. I was from San Francisco after I, like...

Yeah, there we go. That's better. So you realize that this covers his face in the, in the center shot. I had just gotten, um, I do not want to be perceived. Yeah, sorry. Um,

I think over the pandemic, I was just spending so much time indoors. I just moved to LA and then suddenly I couldn't go anywhere or meet anyone. And so I was just in an apartment in a city I didn't really know and trying to make content where I'm having fun. I don't really know if I'm feeling it. And

while things were starting to like in my life, starting to take, like, like be on the up and up again. Yeah. At the time of creator clash, I was like, you know what? Maybe I do want to do something weird to like shake my life up. Yeah. Yeah. And so I, then they asked me specifically, like, do you want to fight Aaron Hansen in the next creator clash? And I was like, okay.

like okay I guess and then at a certain point when you had it like just as it went on you're like well I committed yeah no it kind of did happen that way I think it's really now starting to set me that it's like in two weeks and I'm gonna have to actually go do it yeah I still haven't started training yet that's a lie I've been training for 10 months what's the lift been how much did you think you'd have to commit and how much have you actually had to well I

I would say it's about what I expected because everyone went overboard when they talked about the training. They're like, this is going to be the hardest thing you've ever had to do in your life. And I was like, oh shit. All right. I mean, I guess. Uh, and so it being hard now, I'm like, it wasn't false advertising, but it also, it's like, I'm still alive at the end of it. So, you know,

It's fun, but I'm ready for it to be over. Is this something that win or lose, you probably, do you kind of see yourself win or lose just not really continuing with it in any way? Yeah, no shot. I think my thought process was, hey, I've never gotten a concussion before, so I can spare one.

I'm not going to get like long hurt. Everyone's got like a concussion. You get one free concussion when – and the doctor hands it to you. It's like a little admit one ticket. It's like a parking validation or something. Yeah, and you got to – if you got to scan it at some point, you might as well do it while you're young because, you know, that shit could knock you straight. Yeah, because some people play like youth league soccer or something and then they get kicked in the head with like a soccer ball. Yeah. And then that's their concussion. And I figure I'll get mine from like –

Somebody who, I don't know, has been on the internet for a while. Yeah, some guy that draws Pokemon. I was going to try to work in that subreddit, but I couldn't think of a joke. Somebody who's got a big list of major controversies. He's got a dedicated group of 30,000 people out to get him as their free time. Yeah, why not one more in the physical form? How do you feel right now leading up to the fight in terms of...

For better or do you think you're going to win? Is that an appropriate question to be asking? I think it's a totally fair question to ask. I haven't seen, because there's not a lot of footage of any of us really fighting. So all I have to go on is this year-old fight where Aaron fights for a round and a half against Harley, who is...

like five inches taller than him. He looks like a work of fiction sometimes. He's like the mountain. Yeah, it just doesn't give you any information. It's like you're watching a small ant fight this massive man. So I really don't know what to expect, but I'm starting to feel a lot more confident lately. I think just the mechanics of the whole thing, like...

are scary and like the adrenaline and how is it going to actually feel when you're like out there and am I going to be able to like manage my energy and remember my training. Right. You know. So when this so Career Crash is the 14th of April 15th of April. So when this podcast comes out it will be around the 10th or 11th of April. So when this podcast comes out we're en route to Tampa Florida baby. Yeah. The Sunshine State my home state actually I am from Florida.

Right you are but it's bad and that's why I left but yeah you did yeah I did do that yeah I live in California now so is there like what what's that week gonna look like that as people are listening to this you will be in the midst of honestly that week is gonna be pretty chill but like next week which starts you know in two days is gonna be the last week of training camp do they call it hell week

Or is that a different week? Maybe someone does. I think that's like when you... I feel like they always have a hell week or something. That's like finals or something, you know, or midterms in college is hell week. Right. But yeah, it's training camp is like the broader umbrella of what everyone calls it. Are you looking up hell week right now? That's like a school thing. That's like what high schoolers say when they have a geometry test and an English test coming up. Yeah, they're like, hold on. Not when they're about to get the shit done.

Yeah. From Aaron's perspective. Cause I'm going to, cause I'm going to win. Not a lot of people think I have a chance, but they haven't really. Yeah. Because I haven't really released any footage because I'm not, I don't do this for content. Like I'm not about to like make a bunch of boxing content. I'm kind of just like a guy who has completely unrelated job that just so happens to, it's like, I look photoshopped into the fucking. Yeah.

fight. Here's what I think. I think your, your son's doing this whole thing. I think you read the, I think, I think you read the whole art of war and you're cause,

Because that is honestly a little bit to your advantage. Oh, I mean, I think it's like win-win. Like he's post, because I saw a recent video of Aaron, which by the way, it seems like he's improved a lot from the, well, not to make him nervous, but I was just saying it looked like he improved a lot, which is like good for him. I mean, I would hope. Yeah, no, you should like worry. You would hope that, I mean, like I feel like

To his credit, he didn't get a fair showing of, I'm sure, a lot of the stuff that he... There was a big difference in weight and height. He had to fight the dude from the Lasagna Tower YouTube video from like a decade ago. Can you imagine if Muscles Glasses was in the ring? It'd be over. Yeah, no. He made the amount of protein packed into the... Oh, boy. There it is.

Oh, there we go. Yeah. It looks like his son. Yeah, that's a big hit right there. Wow. So that's going to be you in there. What color are your gloves? I don't know because they – I think they like –

I asked about this because there's different gloves than you train with that you fight with and I asked what's the situation with gloves and they were like you're gonna have them there for you and I was like oh that's a bit cryptic yeah I guess okay the gloves will the gloves will arrive yeah when you are there we're making your pair yeah yeah the boxing gloves know where they are because they know where they've been what Tucker what what is it

I said the boxing gloves know where they are because they know where they've been. I said the boxing gloves know where they are because they know where they've been. He gets it. Look at him. He gets it. You know the meme where it's like the missile knows where it is?

No. So it is a really niche meme, and honestly, you put too much... Now I'm mad that you taught me about it, because now I feel like I'm... Oh, wait. The missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, right? Yeah. That's how it knows where it is. Oh, now you're the weird one. All right. So how are you going to turn this shame into power for your fight?

I mean, I think the biggest thing is that, like, I imagine Aaron was pretty embarrassed by the last fight, so he's been training really hard. And I think he's also, I heard... You're going up against an anime character made of vengeance and fear. Right, and I even heard last fight how confident he was going into... He was, like, fully confident he was going to beat Harley. I had heard about that.

that yeah so i think he's just like a confident guy and i'm hearing a lot about how he's training he's probably training harder than me he probably wants it more than me uh and so that's why when i win it's gonna be really embarrassing i mean you gotta expect that the guy's gonna be confident when when when he says out loud in a fully confident voice what the is a slime sickle to charlie when he had him on chuckle sandwich during the original chuckle week and that's when he sent that message saying i'm leaving

right after that yeah yeah he said he said he said guys i can't fucking do this shit anymore but i've got the perfect guy to shut this guy up and he it was a photo of me and that's how it all came full circle i'm here to avenge charlie charlie yeah wow well we appreciate that because if the way that he passed on was just which he and he's not gone he's not dead the way that he passed on well i mean it was he

we gave him a gift and it turns out that maybe it was tampered with at some point. There was some sort of insertion of white phosphorus and stuff. I mean, he visited us at Christmas. Like we saw a vision of a, of a phantom at Christmas. But other than that, we haven't really seen him. Oh,

It's a tough subject for Schlatt to talk about. He doesn't seem... Yeah, very emotional. White phosphorus is such an effective killer. It's such an effective tool. Such an effective tool. I mean, such an effective tool for bad actors to use. For bad actors to use. Not for us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are talking very highly of white phosphorus as if it's something you are really happy with the product that you used. No. It's more like we just got...

- You know, white phosphorus may have caused this problem for us, but it's like, you can't knock white phosphorus. Like white phosphorus is like just a good, like good for white phosphorus for being so good. - Why do you have to say that about a chemical compound? - It's effective. - It's just like, it just is. It's not good for, it's not like a person. - Like good for, I don't know, the white phosphorus industry. I mean, who invented white phosphorus? I mean, Tucker, we got some info on that. I mean, we ask him some good questions every now and then. - It's just a photo of you.

It comes off. Yeah. That's the thing. With a lab coat. It's just a guy with glasses. Have you, okay, have you, is there any like sort of like murderers or serial killers or like celebrities or any sort of like person that you're always compared to? Like, I feel like. Hold on. No. Why? I get always compared to Ed Camper because he has the fucking glasses. Oh, okay. Who's that? Again, we were talking about

hypothetical concept of murdering someone and you're like well you get compared to murderers and no actually I cannot relate to that I just found that a lot of the time oh here we go we got the this is what do you got Tucker come on you're the resident expert it looks like it was used by Irish nationalists in the 19th century I was just in Ireland so it was why do you why are you why didn't you stop further yeah I I just thought I would have smelled it

You brought this podcast to a screeching halt. You dick. So how are we going to implement phosphorus to help you in this boxing match? We're not. Are you like a part of Big White Phosphorus? Big Phosphorus? That seems like a nickname. That should be like Ted Nivison, also known as Big White Phosphorus.

Yeah, BWP. We can put little quarters in the boxing gloves. Or do they keep them in a fridge right before? Yeah, I don't think that's... It's just locked up so you can't get to them and put quarters in them. They can also be locked in a place that's not refrigerated. Well, I'm just... I needed an example of a different... Yeah, you gotta keep cold quarters. It would be so nice if right before the fight you're all nervous, you're sweaty, you just...

Oh, that does sound nice. Yeah, I want to win by my own merits, actually, is what I'm thinking. You know, I did all the training, and so now it's like... If you could have a leg up, though, why not take it? Because of the thing I just said before. Yeah, honor. Honor, yeah. Honor. That's the main thing, yeah. Don't respond to the word honor with confusion. That is so ridiculous. Also, law, I think, is another thing.

The law? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that like you said- Don't- Stop responding as if these are like completely novel concepts to you. The law? Nobody- Yeah, the law. Like it's- Oh, I know you- What? Like the Magna Carta was just written or something? People are gonna get upset over a couple quarters? Like-

Yeah. No, I do think so. Really? It depends on the context, you know. What if you, like, have a little slit in the boxing glove and you just, like, and they just fall down? Right when you've done beating them up. Right, exactly. Now you're describing another reason I shouldn't do that. Dude, he's getting it good. He's tearing you to shreds.

Listen, if you get the shit kicked out of you, I'm gonna be the first one to call you and be like, "Hey, bud." Yeah, and you will be still wrong because... Just like Jarvis is on the ground and all of a sudden he reaches into it like... Ring, ring, ring. Like there's like a phone in his glove. Why did he have his phone? It's like he's answering a phone and it's like... What did I tell you? Yes, inside the boxing box. Like he's answering like a phone like this. Yeah.

You want to explain this to me? What is that? What is going on? How did you get that? Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm wondering. What? He's in big trouble. He's in big freaking trouble. Your iPhone initiated emergency SOS at 2:52 PM? So we found, we were at, I was, Tucker had just come to my apartment and we found another phone in my apartment. What? Where was this? It was in my couch. This was in your couch? Yeah. How did it get there?

That's what I want to know, Chuckle Sandwich listeners. What the hell? Fuck. Is this like a part of an ARG? No, I completely surprised him with that just now. Yeah. Is the audio recording? Is it his phone? Did it still? It is, but it's his, because he's like a spy or something. He's got, I don't know how many phones he's got, but imagine my confusion when we discovered just a random phone in the slit of my couch. Yeah, that is weird. That almost ended my relationship.

Oh shit. Didn't even consider that. Whose phone is this? It is mine. Yeah. I have the recording saved. He didn't delete it. Yeah, it did seem like a surveillance situation. Yeah. And you kind of got got because you just gave him back the phone with the recording. Right. So really egg on your face. You kind of fell right into his plan.

Damn. Yeah. Well, at least I surprised you looked so surprised. I was very confused where that came. Did you feel like you were in trouble? You seemed like you were. No, you seemed like you looked a little guilty. I thought you just like pulled it out of my backpack or something. I had no idea. I left it at your point. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because it was one of those things where finding a random phone.

In my apartment. And then like. It just being. It having a blank. Like default. Full battery. Default wallpaper. Yeah. And then just. No case on it. And then being like.

There's no, there's no, and the big red sticker. The big red sticker thing was very perplexing to me because you flipped it around like you were like, and it's got the sticker. And I was like, what is happening right now? Well, because I imagined that it would make him recognize it if he saw the sticker. Right, but you know, imagine my confusion because I, you just pulled out a device and

And then you're like flashing it to him like it's some sort of signal. And then there's an unaddressed thing, which is that emergency SOS was called on the phone. Yeah, you must have done that. No. Well, the way it was found was that Shay was sitting on the couch and then she starts feeling like this buzzing because she's sitting on the couch. What buzz? Did it buzz? What is that phone used for? What kind of response was that?

Is that your... There's no other notifications. What happened? No, it was just the emergency SOS thing. She probably accidentally activated that because it was in the couch. That's classic Shay behavior. She gave us a big thumbs up across the room. True. Do not leave a phone around Shay, especially under her in any capacity. Yeah, she's just going to activate. She's going to call the army. So there wasn't a notification on it?

I'm now, I hope, is everyone else concerned about what is this phone? I'm a little bit concerned too. Tucker, can we get an analysis here from you on what's going on here? What sort of response is this saying for you? He's like sort of a resident. I think we should know how many phones Shalette has total. That's a really good point. Is this a second? Is it a third? Well, there's at least a couple because I have to color code them. Let's put it that way. So that sticker there is for color coding. Yeah.

This is for that's phone red. Yeah. iPhone red. Yes. Red. Like the parentheses. You remember those? Yeah. That was weird. Yeah. I think they still do it. Is it? I think it's for research. Yeah. It's for AIDS research. It contributes money to. Is that true? You don't need to look that up. I don't know what you guys are talking about. Oh, I like iPhone or Apple red products. Red. Product red. Product red. Yeah. It's for AIDS research.

Don't try to talk about AIDS research as if that's going to distract me from the fact that you have more than one phone. And it's still up in the air. Yeah, Apple and Red are committed to fighting AIDS. In 16 years, we've contributed more than a quarter of a billion dollars. Why didn't you just get the Red phone? You could have helped make a difference. That's a good point. You could have helped make a difference. I have a product Red phone.

Why? Let me virtue signal too. I have a product red. Don't do it. I have a product red. So let's talk about this, Shlet. How many phones do you have? Okay, so you color code them. How many? And this is an intervention now with our mediator. Is it an intervention or is it an interrogation? This was not supposed to happen. It wasn't. You're right. I don't think that you wanted this. But 11, 12. You started high.

It could be anywhere. I saw two and I went to, I was like, "This guy's got a network." Yeah, but then you just kept going up. And you didn't even wait for him to respond. Well, he didn't respond, but he responded a little bit at 12. Once you get to five iPhones... Okay, so he's got at least five. There's a way you can link them together through Apple Pay, where it's just recursive. Okay. Interesting, like a money tree through... Okay. Oh, okay. Is that what recursive means? Recursive means repeating upon itself. Why would you need that?

You just need a- they're just paying each other in a loop? Is this putting two mirrors next to each other? Is that- okay. Let's talk about this some more. Uh... It's okay. Okay. What is it though? It seemed like it was different. Utter confusion from "Wah." Oh god, that's a rental. Let's talk about you, Ted. No. This shouldn't be here. No, no, please. Tucker, can we put this somewhere else, please? Take it. Take it! Take it! Thank you.

Don't look. All right. And we all wanted to look. Yeah. There's nothing on there, though. It looks like... It looks like... Oh, it's a blank slate. There's nothing on there. It's like the black side of phones. Like... That's a...

For all intents and purposes, that is very much so looks like a burner phone is what got me concerned from the beginning. Because I saw that and I was like, that looks like something that you would finish a call and then you would throw it in a dumpster. You'd throw it in a river. You'd like snap it in half. Are you taking a video of us right now? That's pretty funny. I feel like... Turn off mobile data now. Turn off mobile data now. Yeah, you see... Okay, you're making it sound like there's like going to be... Give me the phone back. Give me the phone back. I need it back now.

It just sounds like a group, like a fucking SUV full of Serbians is going to pull up on this podcast studio and they're going to bust out and there's going to... Oh, that was a cute one. It's a live photo too. Hold on. Let's see what it... It does...

It looks like a phone that if you tap three times on the side, it'll change the profile to a secret hidden profile. Oh, yeah. Like a false bottom or something? It's March Madness right now, and they used to have on the website a little thing where you could click a button where if your boss came over to your computer, it would look like you were doing spreadsheets. That's kind of what I feel like is happening here. I swear that there was a... Oh, yeah.

Wait, I think, is it Cookie Clicker that has that function? There's like some game that has that function. I remember it from March Madness, but it could be. It's a good function. It might also just be March Madness that I'm thinking of as well. Yeah. Can we move on from this phone discussion? This is confusing me. I do have a lot of questions, but I'm okay to let it pass, I think. The more attention we give this...

the worse it'll become for all of us. Wow. He's speaking about somebody who's like from the future. Yeah. You know what I mean? There is a very definitely a lot a bit of future man vibes. Like we don't know what he's seen. He really has to protect us. Yeah. Like he knows. Like did you hear when he said to turn off mobile data? Yeah. That was concerning. That sounds like, okay. Like who were you communicating to? Yeah. Yeah.

Your silent speech, such volumes, it's not even funny. Anyways, so Jarvis, genuine question now. Moving on and we'll just, you know, water under the bridge at this point. I mean, until we find the green phone or like the yellow coated phone. In your opinion, what do you think the hardest portion or at least a portion in the training process where you were the most like, oh, maybe I should like.

Cut my losses. I'll tell you what. Whenever I say I'll tell you what, I feel like Hank Hill. I'll tell you what. I can't even do one. It was honestly a couple months ago where I had...

I injured my back and it wasn't like a big injury, but I started going to physical therapy for it to make sure that I could get back to training at a high intensity. And there's still a slight concern that I'm going to have some sort of issue during training.

Any questions or concerns that you may have, and you'll be more than happy to assist you. Enjoy the rest of your day, and I'll be safe. Bye-bye. Are you done? Are we just going to move past that? Yeah. Okay. The best we do. All right. What are you doing right now? He's emptying his heart out to us. You're taking voicemails? I just needed to make sure that my three storage units were rented. It's important. Temperature. What were we just talking about? Drive up.

You drive right up to him. Put the car in. So you hurt your back. Oh, yeah. You hurt your back. I hurt my back. And then I started going to PT. And then.

I started, I got like a cold also. And it was like, oh, this is just like. Come on, man. What are you doing? I like this. It's such an ass. You're an ass. What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you kidding me right now? Is this for real? Are we going to reign him in, please? Folks, this is fucked up. This is the first time you guys have. Fuck. This is fucked up.

This is the first time you guys are meeting. It feels like the last time. I'm feeling it as well. You gotta... Come on, man. But anyway... Shape up. And then I got...

So that was not a big deal, but then on top of it, I also got norovirus. What? And a stomach parasite. What is norovirus? It's like intense food poisoning. Oh. Yeah. Holy shit. So then I was just like, oh, I... You're getting comboed on by the universe. I got comboed, and I was out for three weeks right before the peak of...

Right. Where everyone else's training is finally paying off, everybody's posting body transformation images and stuff, and I'm in bed, sick, throwing up and stuff. He doesn't have it anymore. Oh, it's okay. He's got to protect his storage and also the phone collection. Yeah, his phone collection. Do you think when a new iPhone comes out, he has to upgrade all of them? Oh, no. No, no. It only works on the SE. The SE. It only works...

In his future, the SE is the only phone. It's the only phone that survived the apocalypse. It's the only phone that the Matrix robots can't hack into or something. I'm going to fucking kick your ass. You are ridiculous right now. We wouldn't have to do this if you didn't pull this out as a bit. I know, but what are you doing? This is a serious part of my life.

But do you only like, do you only get calls? Like you didn't even know that you were missing it. Let's put that. So like when I pulled it out, it wasn't like, Oh, that's where it was. It was like, where the fuck did you get that? It was like, did you think you disposed of it? No, no, I don't.

Typically get notifications on it, but when I do, I have to be there for that. You have to be vigilant and ready. That is so strange. Who has that situation?

This guy. I don't normally get notifications on this smart fucking $800 smartphone, but when I do, it's a problem. Also, not a very economic way to have a burner phone. You're getting iPhones for your burner phone? SE is the most economical iPhone choice, and you can daisy chain them together and have a recursive Apple card system. I don't understand what this... This isn't...

This isn't even something that they would have thought of on, like, CSI or something. See, here's the thing. When he does this thing where he's sniffing his nose, it's because he doesn't have anything reasonable to say. So it's like, this is his belligerency right here. Right. Into a sort of a physical form. It's interesting, yeah. It's like National Geographic. You're, like, analyzing his body language in front of him. Well, because he's, like, a beast in many ways. Hey.

Are you all right? Yeah, man. We're on Chuckle Sandwich. We're having a great time. He's going to calm down in a second because I actually have some Tito's vodka rolling up to the podcast studio right now. I'm worried that you have more surprises that are going to... Honestly, it wasn't initially planned to be a surprise. It was when we were leaving that I found that iPhone. But I'm very excited to see what other... See, here's the thing. I would have expected...

How did you know it was mine first of all? Well because we went through the possibilities here because it was literally me and Shay at my apartment for the last week and then I had Letty come over who went on a conquest to clean my apartment and then that was and then you and then you showed up this morning and then that was it. So it's either Letty's phone I contacted Letty to see if it was her or her colleague and wasn't her so it's just Schlatt or

Something's going on in my relationship. So... So it's actually... You really saved his ass. Because if it wasn't... If you said... I don't know what that is. Maybe it was a secret phone from Shay that could have possibly been... She's flipping me off. No, I'm just saying that, like, your life would have gotten a lot more complicated if it wasn't his phone. Yeah, if it was just a mystery phone at full battery that just...

That whose is this? Emerged in my... It's got an ominous red sticker on it. We've derailed. You pulled the phone out. It started a whole nother can of worms that I personally, I rather would have not done. But, uh... Ah, I can tell. It's... Shit happens. Shit happens. It does. We can, uh...

Divert. Hold on. Why'd you say it like that? The conversation a little bit. Kind of strange. If we want... Sounds like he maybe used that in like a plane context, if I'm being honest. Yeah. You know, like a plane. My plane got diverted recently. Really? Yeah. I was... Weird. Which one? No one asked that. Like, which one? Yeah, it seems like you... You got a list? Kind of know something about planes being diverted. No, no.

He's saying no, but his body language is saying yes. He's kind of retreating into the couch. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Ooh. So, Jervis. Yeah. What's your, um... Man, you... Fuck you!

Fuck you. We were having a perfectly good podcast discussion. I was so excited for this chuckle week to start. You pulled this shit out on me. I didn't pull anything out. You were like, oh, this is going to be a great thing for the podcast. Let me show Schlatt's red phone. Any other phone would have been fine, but you picked the fucking red one. I feel like you dropping that phone was like when the fucking demon dropped the death note, okay? I think it was kind of like, oh, it was accidental. It wasn't accidental. Yeah, I mean, we seem to be looking past the it's still recorded thing.

thing that he said. Like there was some sort of recording. So we know about recording, we know about diversions. We know about access to towers. We know about, he doesn't want to have a case on it because that sort of restricts the access to the towers.

And he's expecting a very important call. A call of which he did not seem worried about until I revealed the phone to him. Because I thought I had it with... Never mind. Right, and then there was all the talk about notifications, but then him just silently listening to the voicemail about storage. And so what are we keeping in storage? Perhaps something in cold storage?

It did say temperature controlled. Yeah, temperature controlled. And speaking of cold storage, there was the mention of putting boxing gloves in the fridge. Okay, yeah. So clearly putting refrigerating things on his mind. Yeah. It's also kind of interesting how he advertises this very special thing called titty milk. So there's sort of this sort of connection here. I've got a connection to titty milk. Are you smuggling sperm?

That's a big leap, I'm going to say. How dare you? How dare you? How dare I? How dare you? Unless proven otherwise, if you're not smuggling sperm. Maybe I am smuggling sperm. Why, though? Why would you be doing that? Smuggling. Well, smuggling isn't like a baseline reason for... No, I just want to just call out the language that we're using. So smuggling, right? Like typically smuggling is meant to refer to...

Well, you can't define a word with itself. You're right. That's a valid point. I feel like, yes, smuggling is typically you're taking something from one territory to another and trying to avoid taxes and tariffs on restricting the trade. So that's a great point. Shalit, are you trying to avoid taxes and tariffs on semen? No.

Which also comes to mind that guy in like Denmark or something who fathered like 500 kids. I saw that. I saw that. Tucker, have you seen this? The guy in Denmark who fathered 500 kids? Yeah, I think I heard about that. Let me find something. Keen, why don't you pull that up for me, baby? He's kind of like our Jamie. Like from the Rojogan experience? Yeah, from the Rojogan Rogan show. Okay, here we go. So we got this.

We got this sperm donor, Jonathan Jacob Meyer. Wow. Father of 500 children. They let him? They let him. Okay. Why is he in the middle of a forest? Who took that photo? I will say, that is the only photo that I have seen for any time I've seen the story. It's like found footage. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, that's where he did all the dirt. That's where he fathered them. That's where he fathered them. That's where he jerked off. Well, that's his special woods. Each of those trees is one of his children. Uh-huh.

He's planting the seeds, metaphorically. Yeah. Okay, so here he is again. What is he making videos? He's explaining how you can father 500 kids. He's making how-to videos on like, okay, so here's how I tricked all the sperm banks. Yeah, so he does sperm smuggling. I just want to say, because he literally contacts people in other countries who don't know about the, like, because you can only father 25 kids, I think, before they cut you off. Who's they?

The sperm catchers. What a name. What a title for... You know, like, I don't know. The sperm banks. That makes it sound like they're going after sperm, like they're dog catchers, like in the old movies with the big net. God forbid you masturbate. They just... Yeah. But anyway, there's like sperm banks, right? Okay. And they want to prevent... Look, guidelines limit a person to 25 offspring...

Is this like an international rule? Because the way that, you know, family trees spread out, and you have a really high likelihood after a certain point within...

Like your community of... Let's say these people grow up, they intermingle, they date. You don't want to have an accidental incest situation. There's 8 billion people on the planet. Right. Yeah, but you can only have father so many children in like... I mean, the spread is not going to be... You could come in every state. They're never going to see each other. So maybe that's what this guy was doing, right? Yeah, it's just that the odds... You know like how...

You know how on an airplane there's a really high chance that two people have the same birthday? Even though it doesn't really make sense. Why did you pick an airplane for that? Because an airplane typically has 100 to 300 people. 100 people? Yeah, and there's a weird statistical explanation for that. Isn't it like you share your birthday month with 9% of the world or something like that? Yeah, yeah. I'd say if you've got 100 people. Oh, yeah, the birthday paradox. Yes.

Oh, 23? In a random group of 23 people, there's a 50% chance that two people have the same birthday. Really? Yeah. So it's not a 50% chance that it's someone else and you. 50% chance that two like people have the same. Two like people, yeah. Gotcha. Okay. Right. But anyway, so like.

Let's not pretend to understand the statistics of this. Oh, I would never. Because I know. Experts have decided that 25 is going to be the limit. And it's the limit in a lot of countries. I think the U.S. Fucking experts. The U.S. as well. Yeah, it seems like you are... How much do they know? Right. So typically a lot is how they get... That's how they get the title. The designation of expert. Yeah. Yeah.

they like learn a lot about a thing and then they become like what's known as an expert in that field. It seems like there's a lot of base concepts in life that you're having. Yeah. Well, first it was a masks. Okay. Yeah. No, it does sort of seem like at random you were choosing to accentuate certain words like, yes, divert it. And we're like, Oh, okay. Interesting. Yeah. What, what, what mystique have we added to the, the lore here? Um,

I want to know more about this cumming thing, though. Oh, yeah. So, well, I was just about to say about cum smuggling. This guy was, like, DMing people in different countries. Looking to cum. Looking to cum. Specifically looking to spread his seed far and wide. And they didn't know that he already had a bunch of kids, and so he was able to sort of cum smuggle. So is there any sort of legal limits on, like, what if this guy...

Just was a globetrotting Womanizer type character where he was just going around and just a Genghis Khan type isn't there anything working? Yeah with less drop well I suppose with less with less war based like killing sure like What's is there anything stopping this guy from like hitting every country and then just going on like a tour? Where he's just having just trying to father children. I

No. So it's just the sperm bank stuff that's stopping him. No, because we... There's no sort of international... I mean, it depends on the country, right? Because there's the one-child policy in China for the longest time. Right. But yeah, I think it just depends on the place. Wow. The Dutch Society of Obstetrics and Gynecology urged all sperm banks and clinics to stop using...

I guess his name is Meyer. Meyer samples after his 2017. Wait, so. But he continued to offer his sperm under the counter. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Meaning that previously he had over the counter prescription level. OTC. Yeah. Yeah.

Isn't that fun? He had the O negative of sperm. I think that's kind of, but he really decided that for himself because the foundation said Meyer does not want to stop his behavior and continues to meet new parents. This must be something about legacy for this guy. Yeah. He must feel, but it's sort of that weird sort of legacy where it's like, if I have enough kids and I'm never part of their lives. Yeah.

It's just about as a weird genetic thing. Yeah, he thinks really highly of himself, one might assume. Yeah, he's like, I've got the best... It must be something related to his freaking... It's probably his hair. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Do you get that vibe? I was getting... Well, look at... If you scroll up, Tucker, if you scroll up to this guy, he's like... Every time he shows up, it's like, you know, he's showing those locks. I mean, for...

For someone else who has long, flowing blonde hair, I mean, how do we feel about this? You should come look at this man. Because I think that, you know... This is the nut guy. This is the nut guy. And I just...

I just want to... I just want to... Well, I wouldn't... And here he is, the nut guy right here. This guy is... You are far more handsome than Mr. Nut Guy here, let me just say first. That's true. He's got like a weird sort of Hawaiian vibe going to him. I mean, it's probably the Hawaiian shirt. Yeah, I think that that... And the like shells or whatever he's got around his neck. So, but you would agree that it's like, it seems like it's a hair thing going on here. It was why he wants to...

Cause you've got long flowing locks, but I, I, well, yeah, but like, if you probably know that there are people out there that have, have become corrupted by the locks in some ways, you know, you seem like you have found a sort of level of Nirvana. Yeah. It's just the weed, the perils of swiping, right? What is this article? So don't, you don't need to print it. Don't worry. Um,

He said, I'm just helping women make their biggest wish come true. So he thinks he's like Santa Claus is what this is. Yeah. He comes down the chimney. Yeah. He shows up at the... He comes down the chimney, but not in the way you want. Yeah. He shows up. He's dressed as a big white blob. Ooh.

Why does he have to dress up as anything? I suppose he doesn't. I suppose he doesn't. Look at the way he talks about his job. He admitted that he had produced at least 175 children. I'm a producer. I'm a creator, actually. And there's this woman, Miss Van Ewick, recording...

recalled, I said, you're not helping anymore. How do I tell my kids that they could possibly have 300 siblings? Like they're just, people are just calling out to them. You're not helping people anymore. Stop coming. Stop. Wow. Wow. That's incredible.

Yeah. So I don't stop this guy. We got to get the come catchers. So there's, so it's just that rule. The 25 is just a rule based in like with all of these sperm banks, but it's not, there's not like a global entity. Yeah. Is this, is this new stuff? Was he arrested? Is that the news? Or was he like, it's kind of just like, Hey, we found a very weird man. He just won't stop. Look at this guy. He's out of control. We can't charge him. We can't do anything, but,

Look out. Yeah. Watch out if you see a guy. It's more of a PSA. He's on the loose. Have you seen this man? Wow. That's an interesting point about him wanting a legacy, you know?

Travis, when you think about the notion of a legacy, what do you think about? I mean, relating to being a YouTuber or more recently a boxer. That's a great question. That is a good question. Yeah. And honestly, I didn't expect it coming from you. Well, just after today's incident. But I think about... He always has a redeeming arc in each episode. Yeah, this is actually pretty exciting. I'm like proud. Yeah, you're like jazzed right now. Yeah, yeah. So to answer your wonderful questions, Schlatt, I...

I think of legacy as something I care about the impact that I have on the people around me. I think I like what I do for work and I want to make some sort of impact in my industry. But I think as I get older, I think I want to make an impact more locally on the people close to me.

This would be a great time for us to start bursting into like song. Like a little tune that we all just happen to know. We happen to know. I don't think that we are prepared for that. Like the theme song of the Come Catchers on TruTV. The Come Catchers? Yeah. Yeah, you know. Do-da-do-da-do-da-do-da-do-da-do-da-do-da-do-da. Come Catchers! That would be on TruTV. That would totally be a show on TruTV. Or like Oxygen or something. Yeah.

TLC, it's like, uh-oh, I fathered 500 children. I can't stop. My strange addiction. My strange confliction.

Okay. No, that was good. You totally made it. I feel like I embarrassed myself about your response. What's funny is not only did we not laugh, but it was just silence. Yeah, and it was an immediate response of like, you were like, oh. Yeah, it was awesome that you did that. Well, you know, I'm glad. Okay, yeah, what? Small, your local community. Great. I mean, what do you think about Legacy? Ah, yeah.

It's... I know, I see, if you ask Schlatt, I could tell you what Schlatt would answer. Oh, okay. It's about making as much money as possible and owning as much land as you can. And then peacing out and never... And then peacing out and moving to the, like, moving to, like, the... Somewhere very rural and having a lot of cars. Okay. And being able to... That doesn't seem like a legacy so much as a life. Like, living the life you want. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. I mean, I've talked to a lot of YouTubers about this and, you know, I think I always had this idea of, hey, I want my videos to, I was almost trying to craft it in the moment as I was making these videos, almost with it in my head being like, what will people come back to this and remember about it? But, you know, after meeting pretty much every single one of my heroes on YouTube growing up,

They've all said, dude, we had no fucking clue what the fuck we were doing. Yeah. And that's kind of put me at ease a little bit. I have to get this phone out of here. I'm sorry. I have to. I really have to. Seems related somewhat to his legacy in some ways. It does. Because it was at the tail end of his legacy talk. His legacy talk, yeah. Almost as if to remind him of an important element of his legacy. I just need to do like the little. Oh, did he get it? Did he get it?

Damn, I didn't. I didn't. I was really hoping. I have to drive. That's full of alcohol. Yeah. I kind of fucked up that you would jingle that for him. Well, it pulls him back on track. I mean, we can just... Yeah, no, he's back to drinking. This is your influence, I guess. Yeah. If I have to. I suppose my answer to this legacy question is, what was the original question?

How do you define legacy? Yeah, how do you... What do you think of? What do you think of legacy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean... What's it mean to you? Legacy is interesting because it's almost like who... I think my question would be who is in charge of the concept of legacy because I think a lot of legacy is controlled by the people who remember you, obviously. Yeah. But I think a lot of the time, nowadays, I feel like people are...

I feel like it's always a topic in movies and TV and stuff of legacy. But I feel like often people try to control it. Whereas in reality, the best way to control your legacy is to just live your life most truthfully and honestly and within your moral... What you believe your moral values are as you can. And then there's no way to control... Because legacy is controlled by the people that you affected. So it's like, okay...

You got to figure out how you want to live your life and then that legacy will follow whatever. So it's not really even something. Yeah, I mean, you raise a good point. It's like there's your own perception of your legacy and what you want for your life and what you best laid plans of what happens after your life. And then there's the how people take that and run with it.

Which, you know, if you're like a figure of history, maybe there's like, you know, if you're like George Washington or whatever, then you're written about in history books and you become like this myth of a person rather than like a real person. And that could be, that could be a legacy. Right. You know, because like there's all kinds of stuff that you like learn after you're, like when you're in school about history.

historical figures and then you become an adult and you're like oh here's some stuff you never got taught because it wasn't in the interest of the legend it wasn't in the interest of the myth I remember I was doing some research on Van Gogh for my incorrect history of burgers video because I had a section on Van Gogh and I read this really interesting line from an art critic at the time when Van Gogh was making stuff because he was more particularly known for his sketches that he was doing at the time and it was this quote where it was like

This artist, Van Gogh, will most likely be known in the future not for his paintings but for his sketches.

I don't think many people talk about Van Gogh's sketches, but, I mean, it sort of speaks to, like, what legacy really is, especially how imperceivable that is, like, when you're living, when you're in it. Also, yeah, you just can't control it, right? So, and I do think that there are a lot of people, especially people in, like, immense power that care a lot about how they're perceived and want to control the narrative, like Elon Musk comes to mind, and are completely losing, like...

It's almost like the pursuit... He's lost in the sauce, dude. Yeah, the pursuit of trying to control that message, you completely get lost. And now, you know, like, for example, if you look at Twitter, the entire app is, like, making fun of him. And he... You know that he really wants to be the guy who's like, I'm funny and I...

He used to, honestly, I don't know if it was just that I was lost in the sauce with him or something for a bit, but for a while it seemed like he kind of was that guy, and then it just kind of fell apart from, like, I remember, like, obviously you made the Elon, are you okay video, and I think that that was, have you seen this? It's like a 30-second video that Schlatt made years and years ago where it was, like, just describing...

You could describe it. He was doing like the boring company, digging holes under shit, selling flamethrowers and like launching up rockets that were just starting to land themselves. And everyone was like, this is fucking, this is sick. Yeah, it was like during his glory, his golden age. And like at the time it was like, this Elon Musk guy seems like a pretty smart character that really knows how to make...

kind of a pretty fucking lucky dude, like, with the choices he's been making. Not only is he a lucky dude, but going back to that whole crafting your legacy thing, there's all these things that he's attached to that he didn't invent or create. Yeah, like Tesla. You know what I mean? Like Tesla. Or, like, basically any of his companies. Right. His contributions...

Didn't he just make... Wasn't the only thing he made was PayPal, right? He didn't make PayPal. He didn't make PayPal? No, he worked there. Yeah. There you go. I don't fucking know anything. Yeah. No, but that's the thing. It's like all of the things that he's connected to, like for example, for Tesla, he doesn't own any patents except for one about the design of...

I don't know, like some sort of cosmetic design thing. Oh, yeah. Like, I want this part on the Tesla to have a swirl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like, ooh, good job, Elon. Nice, Elon. Good. I feel like I had... Back when I started on YouTube, so I used to work as a software engineer. This was Patreon? Well, yeah. I mean...

Yeah. At this time, I was working at Patreon. And I remember when I was, like, I was also talking about tech stuff in my very, very early videos because I, like, didn't know what I was doing and I just wanted to get views. Make cold hard cash, you know. And you get it.

And I have like a draft of a video called like, why are billionaires so weird? And a lot of it was about Elon. And because he had so many like sycophantic weirdos online. That's a good word, but I don't actually know the meaning of, but I would hope with sycophant. Context clues, right? Can we get a define on sycophants? Yeah, I'm sorry. It was such a great word and I got excited by it.

Psychophantic? Behaving or done in an obsequious way in order to gain advantage, Tucker. But like similar servile, deferential, groveling. Okay, groveling. Interesting. Like the people who are like, ooh, Mr. Musk. Look at the replies of any e-launcher. Oh, okay.

- Oh, okay. - And they're like, oh yeah. - Little bootlicky. - The NFT people. - The bootlickers, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, it's only $8. - Yeah, and it's all the blue check marks who are like, actually, I'm just thankful for the opportunity to pay for Twitter or whatever. - Yeah, I'm just so thankful that Elon is forcing me to do this and I love him. - But back in the day,

I was genuinely afraid of upsetting those people because I didn't want them to harass me because they were, it felt like they were the majority and no one was being like, Hey, this guy's kind of weird. And so I was like, you know what? I'm, I'm new at this internet thing. I'm going to like be safer than not like call this man out. There's, there's definitely sort of been like a, like a,

on top of moment on top of moment for those type of people that kind of come out of the woodwork and be, or maybe an opportunity for more people to become those types of people with, you've got the whole NFT conversation with the,

oh, this is going to take over. I mean, it started with probably Bitcoin where it was like, this is the new bank and then you've got the NFT shit and then a whole Web3 stuff. I think the one that bothers me the most personally is the whole conversation around AI where I'm seeing people on Twitter who are replying to artists who are like, I'm concerned about how this is going to affect my livelihood and they're like,

Get ready to get fucked in the ass by AI coming this fall. I'm better than you because I can write words to prompt into a machine. And it's like, come on, dude. That was a whole thing. Back in the day...

There's, I think a streamer, like I want to say it was like Northern Lion or something had a point about this where back in the day, because I remember this, people were so like high on the like learn to code concept that

Where it's like, oh, sorry truck drivers. Are you losing your jobs to the self-driving cars? I guess you should learn a real skill like programming. It's like, what even is that? Is that sycophantic? I don't know what that is. That's annoying to tell. Maybe just being an ass. But now you can type into ChatGBT, like code me a game, and then it will do it. And then it's like, oh, whose job is about to be replaced? Because now there's going to be a...

No joke, there's going to be a new job of AI whisperers. I guarantee it, prompt engineer is going to be a term that is thrown around. I'm calling it right now. I don't know, but I'm just... I think you're pretty close to being right on that, though. You know what I mean? Where it's like, oh yeah, I know the way to speak

Just the way ChatGPT likes it. I whisper. I tickle it under the tummy in just the right way where the ChatGPT does what I say. Can you just ask ChatGPT to be like, hey, give me a template to write a really sick prompt to get exactly the most effective answer I want from you? That's an interesting question. Isn't it just bullshit all the way down? Maybe.

I mean, you definitely could ask. Isn't it just recursive? It's just recursive. I was going to say, that's why it's going to come up again. I think the most thing that's interesting about the AI stuff is

And what, to your point of what you were saying before about, oh, you had those people who were coding and they were like, look out truck driver, here come the coders. Is that like with the internet being such a disruptive kind of moment in technology and the information age or whatever. Like there hasn't been too many points in which since the information age, is that what we call it? The information age? Oh, yeah. It was like you...

I flubbered. I was like, who age? The information, I guess. Internet, age of the internet, whatever you'd call it. Like a lot of jobs have been created during that time. New stuff like coding. You got the website, UI, shit like that. But rarely has there ever been something that erases information.

Like it's always been like a creating sort of thing, whereas like, oh, now there's a technology that's actually replacing those things with a, like there's an innovation happening within that world.

Whereas like that world itself was like, it's like almost, and it comes out of that world. Like the big tech, you seem confused Tucker with what I'm saying. I was getting lost in it. Well, maybe, maybe this is along the lines of what you're saying because like the, the tech world is like theoretically could be eating itself now because recursive or a boros, like the snake eating itself where, um, it's like the same big tech, uh,

of like venture capital and all this like flow of money. Silicon Valley. Silicon Valley that created your Facebooks, your PayPals, your, you know, TikToks of the world is now created, you know, OpenAI, which is started by like a bunch of these founders who were involved with

all these other companies. - Also started by, like co-founded or something. - Sam Altman, who's like this guy who's been in tech for forever and then Elon was on the board but then he left the board. It's a whole thing. But anyway. - I also think, by the way, that Elon's problems with AI is mostly because he's salty that he didn't have a stake in it. - Oh yeah. - And he didn't get a cash. - No that's-- - 'Cause he's out $44 billion. - He left the board or kicked off the board, I can't remember what. But the whole thing is like, this company now is like, it's like, oh that could be basically revolutionizing

lot of the yeah how work is done in those industries and in messing up the jobs for those people also it's crazy that Microsoft is like the owner of it not the owner, but they have um they have Invested like a billion dollars. I think they invested 10 billion 10 billion dollars. That's right. That's enough. That's enough That's enough to have a little bit of control over where things move. I

I mean, this is a very negative perspective on everything, and I think it's somewhat rational. You're also a computer guy, too. Yeah, and this is why me and Ted have moved into what we think is a more productive, more stable business of...

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's something that they, you know, recently there was a study released that was like, oh, here are the types of industries that are going to get disrupted the least by AI. Right. White phosphorus is number one. Well, yeah, because it's a trade. You know, you've got plumbing, you've got electricians, you've got landscaping, and then you've got phosphorus guys. Phosphorus guys, yeah. Big white phosphorus guys. You've got P guys, is what usually we call them in the industry, where we go around, we find the white phosphorus, we make...

the white phosphorus. We find it in the hills. Wait, hold on. You find it and you make it. But we make it better. We make it. We find the whitest phosphorus. Well, yeah. And we distill it. Yeah, we distill it in our factories and in our factories and in our...

There are towns dedicated, villages dedicated to making white phosphorus. And we pay them in a currency that they can use at our stores. I know. It's like a crypto thing? Chucklebucks. Yeah, we call it Chucklebucks. And they can buy commemorative Charlie Memorial money.

things as well and they put them on their banisters they're kind of like you know those candles you get and yeah there's Jesus with Mother Teresa or whatever on them I thought Virgin Mary but no um yeah I mean so that's sort of what we've discovered is a really viable option um for

Any use. Really? Yeah. I mean, it was surely came in good help with our last operation with it. Yeah. But it's not just it's wow. Look at that. No, thank you. This is great. Well, no, this. So what you got here, that's actually this is great. Tucker showing this. This was actually this was a phosphorus. It's a white phosphorus bomb. And I love a city. It was really tough when this got banned in Russia. So like a war crime.

So this was a city that we were told was not populated. So we weren't given the right information when we released this.

Tucker, if you could scroll up away from the photos of individuals at the bottom of the screen there. Yeah, thank you. I don't like seeing those. Yeah, we don't. Because it makes me feel like it's... P guys usually pride themselves on positivity. Like, also positivity guys, also P. Well, WP also stands for... It's like a double... We're positive. Positive, like phosphorus. Phosphorus. Yeah. So, I don't know. It's one of those things where it's like...

It's not just war we do work in. I mean, there's a lot of applications because it's a white kind of phosphorus, right? So it opens it up to being dyed different things. You could dye blue or pink for a gender reveal party. You could... Well, June is coming up. Pride month. You put it into something like this and then you have a great seasoning. You can put it on anything you want. You can put it on bacon. This is a deadly substance. I mean, one of our biggest...

Clients is like mi6 in the CIA because they found that they I mean this is what I like Government war contractors. No this is about eating a bedding They told us that they like it for their spices in their cafeterias at their bases And it always comes back to that one food. Mm-hmm. What do they say? They're always like we love putting this shit on a bacon I think that's what it was Travis. Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more video games or

Or games. Unlimited games, but no games. I gotta go with bacon. I mean, unlimited games sounds nice, but also no games. So that seems like it might not be so good if I wanted to have games. So I may have to sacrifice the games to get bacon. But you have unlimited. But also no games is the thing, unfortunately. Yeah. It is a little unfortunate. It is a little unfortunate. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

I suppose, you know, it was a crystal clear question. So, you know, and I gave a crystal clear answer. Yeah, that was great. Fairly straight and to the point. I'm a straight shooter. Let me ask you guys over cities for cities. Yes. Yeah. For our, especially when, uh, there, we recently did a great one for the, uh, the governor of Georgia is daughter was having their kid, Tammy Lynn.

Like you weren't doing Timmy Lynn gender of the general Oh, you know the pink everywhere pink everywhere. Oh

Pink everywhere. That sounds like the horrific cries of civilians. There's pink. There's pink everywhere. As they're running and screaming. We are never there. We are just given reports and we hear very positive things. We have an email. We have an email. We have a Dropbox as well. Community Dropbox. Have you guys read or seen Ender's Game?

Is that like what you do when you open up a Minecraft realm? Yeah, I may be actually a little confused here. Well, so look, spoiler alert, but like in the media property Ender's Game, it's about training children to do war because they think that... How much is the property worth? So that sounds somewhat... So it kind of sounds... Well, what I'm hearing from you is that you guys might be...

Doing war crimes, but then people are reporting back to you that everything's hunky-dory and everything's good That's actually one of our guys favorite things to say hunky-dory. Mm-hmm Yeah, so I think that you should maybe go to the sites Well, it's because it's our one of the guys that work in our management. His name is Dory He's just really hunky. So when he walks in the room like he's like, hey, it's hunky-dory Dory we're like we love this guy, but he also says that everything's okay

Dory and that everything went fine. Right. He points to himself. He goes, everything's hunky Dory. Yeah. He's kind of like a mascot around the boardroom, which is just Shlatten. Right. So I think we're sidestepping the fact that he's lying to you. How would you know? That doesn't seem like something hunky Dory would do. Well, I just think that you can't always take people's word at face value. Well, I take his pectorals at its face value. Take that whole body at face value. Because it's like he...

brings the reports out and he bounces them on his pecs and he bounces them. Right. This is something that Hunky Dory is well known for. I feel like he might be being hypnotized by his pecs. I mean, be that as it may, it doesn't change the fact that he's Hunky Dory. Right. It does change the fact, though, that... Now, Jarvis, here's a question I have for you. I'm listening. On the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast because you've been bringing up such great points, but we gotta know, what part of the sandwich are you...

And the bacon. That's a great diversion. From the bacon. He's the bacon. Big bacon guy, huh? Wow. All right. I'm just keeping it in the zeitgeist tonight. Wow. And this is non-treated, non-white phosphorus sized bacon. Non-addictive. Non-addictive. Non-government issued bacon.

This is just good old farm-raised. Farm-raised. I mean, hey, you try our WPB, as we call it. The white phosphorus bacon. I am familiar. We have a slogan, one pop and you can't stay. Or start, because you probably are dead, is my guess. Though you guys think it's hunky-dory.

Which I think is maybe the underlying issue. People are frothing at the mouth with joy. They're frothing at the mouth because that's the death throes of their body convulsing, actually. You're saying a lot of confusing things to me, and you're way too smart.

Thank you so much Jarvis Johnson for coming on this episode of Chuckle Sandwich. We are so excited. And make sure, since this is coming out before he's actually doing the fight, make sure to check out Jarvis fighting in the ring at Creator Clash 2 in Tampa. I know I'm going to be in the audience. I'm going to be screaming my lungs out. Oh, yeah. Do you want to come out during my walkout?

Yeah, I would love to. That would be so fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you kidding me? I would love to. Yeah, we'll get a group together. Oh, that would be fantastic. That's so... Oh, that's exciting. I'm really glad you asked me that. Yeah. I'm honored. Let's do it. Wow. Whoa, I'm jazzed now. Also, make sure to check out Jarvis' podcast. It's called Sad Boys. You want to give a little blurb about Sad Boys? It's a...

comedy podcast about feelings it's it's like funny and topical but then also we get into it you're gonna come on and we're gonna ask you some hard-hitting questions about your sadness the deep sadness i'll talk about my sadness okay you should bring some product when you walk out a little bit of some of the product oh yeah that's not allowed actually oh okay yeah well well thanks so much Jarvis for joining us

You want to do some sort of sign-off? I don't know, man. Come on. It's your podcast. Yeah. You know how it all goes. We just do the True TV's Come Catch Us theme. Okay. Wait! Phosphorus! No, that's... Okay. See ya.