Chuckle Sandwich Episode 100!
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Episode 100, baby. It's episode 100. Chuckle Sandwich, episode 100. We are here, and we are... This is the last episode that we will be recording during Chuckle Weekend. Let me tell you something. When did this podcast start? This podcast started at the beginning of February of 2021. That's almost... One, two, kind of three years ago? Almost three. We have not...

Yet completed two years worth of episodes. What the fuck? Yeah. Yeah, no. The first episode posted on January 30th of 2021. Look at us. Look at us. Yeah, we...

I'm still in the same office that I've been in the whole time. Who the fuck is that guy in the middle? And why do I look so skinny? Nah, I was already working on some weight then. I was in New York, man. Look at the Pope. Yeah, you were still in New York. I'm in LA. Yeah, I mean, without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, music's starting up. Welcome to episode 100 of Chuckle Sandwich. Welcome to Chuckle Sandwich.

I'm a pretty big fan of that intro song. Yeah, it's good. It's growing on me. I hated it at first. I didn't want to say anything. Yeah.

No, don't lie to me. There can be no lies in this play. And this is a holy episode that we're on right now. Do I have to get all like mushy and cushy and tushy with you? Yeah, I'd like you to get a little bit. Well, not mushy and cushy. I'd like you to get a little tushy for me, though. Tushy? Yeah, I'd like you to get tushy for me. Well, let's step behind the set real quick. I'll show you some. You got a bidet back there? I wish. Dude, I got a bidet. Let me tell you something.

I told you this story about the bidet, didn't I? Before you say that, you like the song, though, from the bidet. I do like the song. Okay. It has grown on me, though. It's like the Toyota Supra Mark V. It's grown on me. I was eh on it, but then I like it. I worked really hard with Oval going back and forth. I was showing Tucker the other day. I was like, maybe...

2012 demos that we went through where we were there's a bunch of like I have the recording still it's a bunch of like old different like kind of Alter like they're almost like alternate universe versions of what the chocolate sandwich intro is with different melodies and stuff that we But the one that we landed on I think is really fucking catchy I'm thinking about asking him to make maybe like a full version of it that could like a full length and we release it or something so people can like Put it on their little Spotify playlist and stuff. I

Yeah, it's weird because when you think of like... When we had started the podcast, we were already doing it. And like at some point you were like, oh, we need a theme song. Yeah, it came later. And I had no idea what that would even sound like. Right. Because...

We were doing the podcast already. Yeah. We were. Yeah, it took a while before it actually became like a consistent welcome to Chuckle Sandwich. We go into it. Like there was a period where I would do that and then sometimes we'd forget. But now we've got like a pretty solid flow into the cold open. Yeah, we do good now. But it was... The way that I thought about it was I took...

I put out that tweet where I was like we're looking to make an intro and then a bunch of people replied and then Oval replied and he had done a song that was on like Ludwig's like streaming playlist it was called Planet Flowers and I listened to that and I really liked how that sounded and then I believe I reached out to him and I got in contact with him and other example I sent him was the H3 podcast intro and I was like I want this but also Planet Flowers kind of mixed together and

And then he went in and then we went back and forth on that. The actual original trailer is the boys are back in town. So the original way I edited that intro was to the boys are back in town, which is funny.

Oh, that's the same intro. You're right. Yeah. Those are the same intro. Wow. Yeah. Remember when I showed you that to, I don't know, I streamed it on Discord to you and Charlie. And I was like, you guys like this? And then that's what we've mostly stuck to over the years is like the very, like the new versions of the intro are like old video. Like I don't have the original files of what that intro edit is. It's like probably on an old computer or something. Yeah.

I just switch out the footage now, but I just cut up the... I just keep resaving some of the old ones. They'll just get weird compression artifacts over time, probably. But what were you going to say? I was just saying that at the beginning I was asking...

I was listening to the theme song, and I was like, is this Chuckle Sandwich? But now I listen to it, and I flip those two. I say, this is Chuckle Sandwich. Yeah, welcome to Chuckle Sandwich.

Yeah. Dude, three episodes in a day is enough for me. I'm ready to be carted off in a stretcher. Yeah, contextually, I mean, you guys have been watching this for like three weeks now or I shouldn't say, I shouldn't guess anymore either about what point it is in time because the last Chuckle Week that we did that, I was like, oh, this is coming out at this date and then,

And then like a month late. Yeah, it was like it just came out a month later. This is a it's all mostly me, but not anymore. Yeah. Now you got it locked in. Now we got we got Tucker and his wife on the on the fucking behind the wheels of the machine now. But yeah, I mean, this will be coming out in however long.

And, but we've just been, it's just been one day for us and for all these podcasts that we recorded for Chuckle Weekend, just one day. And we are, we just had Sarkhan, he just left. I like went to the bathroom for 20 minutes to look at, because normal people think the music video just came out. Congrats. Yeah, thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you. But yeah, I mean. Did you scroll through the comments? What's up? You just scroll through the comments? Yeah. Well, you know how it is after a big project like that. You just kind of want to see what people are saying. I'm all giddy reading through people saying nice things.

But, I mean, yeah, dude. Like, it's weird looking at the original episode. Like, it's going to be even weirder when we look at the... Wait, if you scroll to the beginning of the episode, does it say two or three years ago? Yeah, it says, like, two years ago. Like...

That's an insane, like to think of that we've been making, we've been working on one project for almost three years. That's insane. Like that's from the time that you were a freshman in high school to a junior or something. That's a long time for kids. Yeah, we got to start applying to college. Yeah, we got to start getting our, I got to start writing my essay on comedic timing. Yeah, in 15 more years.

We can smoke cigarettes. Dude, 15 years of chocolate sandwich. Oh my god. And then we reference the 100th episode and we're on episode like, we'd be on episode what, like 600 or fucking like 1,000 or something. How many episodes does Joe Rogan have? A lot, like thousands. Does he do weekly? It's almost daily. He's been doing it a lot longer than most people realize too. Really? Let's find out. We are not going to ever get to Joe Rogan experience levels of episodes.

I think we'll die before that. Unlikely, yeah. 2,041. So he actually probably had his 2,000th episode special or something. Wow. Three episodes weekly. Wow. So surely that means that he has $2 billion? $2 billion. He makes $100,000 per episode? Hmm.

He's also exclusive on Spotify. And Spotify built a video player for him. Right. That's pretty wild. Yeah. Why don't you go work for him if you're so obsessed with him?

I've tried. I shot him a couple emails. Yeah? While working for us? You've been cheating on us? No, this is well before you guys. Oh, okay. I was trying to break into the business. Wow. Oh, my God. Yeah. Well, that would be crazy if that was your goal all along is to break into the business. I just happened to ask you to come help out with the podcast. And you were just like, this is what I've been waiting for. Start getting his hands together for that.

Yeah, I mean, we definitely need to let go out into the world. We're going to have to find more guests that aren't just fucking assholes that we can trick to come on the podcast. I think we just do more Reddit. Yeah? Yeah, we do more Reddit. We do more tier lists. We'll do 100 Reddit episodes, guys. People would love that. I think Reddit, we'd run out of Reddit if we did 100 episodes. Reddit is an endless source of content. We just start reading mildly interesting facts. It would just be like, that's okay. That's mild. That's...

Mildly interesting. That's something to chew on. That's something to chew on for a little bit. Tucker just reads facts. Yeah, well, I mean, half the time we're getting him to do that. It's like, Tucker, tell us something about the environment. He'd be like, yeah, no. Spotted lanternflies. Well, honestly, I asked him about that, to be fair, and he has a lot to say about the spotted lanternfly. He does. I think that on that episode, that was like maybe a 10-minute section of the episode. I was looking at the chapters, and I was like, holy shit, we hadn't talked about that for a while. Mm-hmm.

You let him off the leash and he just goes. No, that was an engaged lecture. Oh, it was. I was engaged. You were interested? I was interested. The wasp thing was funny to me. Yeah. Have you heard about how a fig gets germinated? No. Or it gets fertilized? No. There are some figs, not all figs, but some figs. They basically are created by a fig wasp. It crawls into a fig and it dies immediately.

And that's how it's part of the life cycle of this particular fig. Yeah, there it is. So that wasp goes in that fig, it dies, and then... I don't know, something about... I just don't understand how those guys joined together at a certain point. How do you adjust for...

evolution to the point where it can affect another creature like how are they like so closely lined up that like at a certain point it just worked out with them being in their each other's life cycles that's that's so interesting to me

And we don't need to have an answer. It's more like I'm just calling that out to the universe to hope that we will get an answer. I think about things all the time that I don't have the answer to. Yeah. Reflection. Yeah. Yeah. And that's what we're doing today on this episode of the 100th episode of Chuckle Sandwich. We're just doing a little bit of reflection, a little bit of reflection on the years past that have gone by. What do you think the most fun you've had doing this podcast has been?

Personally, my favorite episodes that have been very, very, very fun have been the Chuckle Dungeons. I love the Chuckle Dungeons because I can get up there and I can just make a choice that's going to make Charlie confused and surprise him when I cut that lady's head off.

You did chop her head off. Yeah, and I wasn't fully sure if I was even allowed to. I was like, I cut her head off? It was a terrible idea. I started uncontrollably laughing. When I uncontrollably laugh, it's when I'll start giggling, and then I'll start tearing up. I just tear. I start crying because it's so funny to me. Do you ever, when you laugh really hard, do you ever tear up? Yeah, I tear up at very trivial things.

Yeah, when the Mayfield DQ throws in some extra Butterfinger in my Blizzard I start tearing up a little bit. Oh, no I mean like laugh like like laughter though. You know what I tear up. You laughed at them putting in more better. I tear up. Here's something I actually tear up at and I enjoy watching a lot. Crowd reactions to like video game reveals.

Oh, that's interesting. I've never seen anything like that. Is there like compilations of that online? There's compilations of it. There's this Nintendo store. And I'm not even a Nintendo guy. I never played Smash. In New York? Yeah. The store in New York, they would get huge crowds in the store watching the Nintendo Directs live. And they'd live stream it. And...

these reactions to like Smash Ultimate being announced and the crowd is just fucking nuts, screaming, like thunderous screaming. Like that's the kind of stuff that moves me. And I don't even care about Smash Brothers. What? He's just really shocked by what you just said. You don't care about Smash Brothers? I played Brawl back in the day, but I haven't played anything. Back in the day? Back...

2008 isn't back in the day. I guess it really was that long ago, wasn't it?

That is back in the days. That was on the Wii, right? Yeah. Oh, man. I remember that feeling really advanced when it came out. Oh, yeah. That felt advanced. And especially the campaign mode. I was like, I'm fighting for everyone. The campaign was cool. I was like, I'm on a mission to save these little characters. The subspace emissary. Yeah, the subspace emissary. And I never finished it because it was really, really fucking confusing to me back then. Oh, yeah. Have you played the new Smash campaign thing? I beat it. I beat it.

At a spite to get the menu music from melee That's how I when you told me that that was something that I would get out of it I was like I got this I hated it. Oh, it's confusing Yeah, it was just like it was like let's let's put together like the would you would you pull up a photo for our video watchers of like the the fucking top-down view of that area thing because it was like imagine the most confusing board game in the entire world and then that was basically

what you were looking at when you were in the subspace emissary. And then each-- in some of those areas, there's also portals that go to smaller areas that you also have to fight through, and you have to fight through-- you don't have to fight all the characters, but man, oh man, you had to fight for all-- you had to fight a lot of guys. You had to fight big ones, small ones, fast ones, slow ones. They had, like, the three-- like, the card system, too, where it was like, this card's weak against this card, and you could, like, attach them to your player.

You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I did that, and I chose... I just kept upgrading some of them. Yeah, I'm like, no idea what's going on. Yeah, I would use the automatic... Each time I go in a thing, I'd be like, choose the best one. Yeah, choose it for me. Choose it for me. And I'm glad they added that. Imagine if you couldn't do that. Take twice the amount of time. Yeah, no, it would have taken... It was miserable, but I did it. It was like, what's a game... Okay, that's a good question. What's a game like a similar thing to that where you...

finish something out of spite like you just had to finish it even though you were like miserable

Go to your happy place for a happy price. Go to your happy price, Priceline.

I don't play games like that. I don't play video games much at all, to be honest with you. I don't know what happened to you. It's crazy that for two Nintendo home consoles in a row, my most played game has been fucking Mario Kart 8. I don't get out much. I don't experiment. I'm close-minded. Yeah.

You got Daisy. You got, well, there was that one period that you mean, Charlie, where we were playing a shit ton of zombies. Yeah, I like zombies. And that was maybe two years ago. Zombies are good, man. But I don't really get outside my comfort zone of games. Don't really experiment much. The last game I gave an honest shot and liked was probably Hades. Okay. Hades was great. I used to get drunk because I had just turned 21 when Hades was out.

And then, yeah, was playing that every night, sipping on some Jack Daniels honey. What type of? Oh, this is kind of a new game, isn't it? It's roguelike. Dude, I had been putting off playing Isaac, like the Binding of Isaac for a long time because I just didn't get it. I hear good stuff about it. It's really addicting. And you can get it on the Switch, too. You can play it on the Switch. You should get that on your Switch and maybe try it out when you're. Do you prefer to get a game on your Switch? No.

If I can. There's certain games that I really like that do well on the Switch. This game does really well on the Switch because it's pretty much inconsequential if you play it on the Switch or if you play it on another console.

But like certain stuff it's like you want to kind of have a controller whereas this one's kind of easy to play without it because it's like you just move left right up and down and then you shoot like little bullets. Yeah. And like that's it. Whereas like something like two joystick games do not work. Like I couldn't play a Dark Souls game on the switch. No. Like I couldn't play Dark Souls on the switch. Anything that you need two joysticks for just does not work because of how it's positioned. I have big hands. I can't.

I can't use the fucking right joystick. Yeah, there's just something wrong with it. It doesn't fucking work. It doesn't work. Yeah, because I think that they need to have some sort of lower hand support system.

Because it is just a tablet that goes across so like I just don't feel like I get I can get the right angle I want the way you worked the Wii U is the same. Yeah, honestly, yeah problem The Wii U had both of the joysticks up here which makes sense if you have joysticks but because they wanted the symmetry thing and

the joystick on the right is like uncomfortably low. Yeah. And you can't fucking play any first person style games with it. I bet they make...

attachments, maybe third-party attachments that are like two sides of an Xbox controller for a Switch. I would use the shit out of that. I love the Switch Pro Controller, but the problem is that the Switch is marketed as a fucking travel product. You take the thing with you, and I'm not going to take a controller with me on a flight or anything. That's why I stick with Mario Kart, because it's just go, turn. Yeah, go, turn, slide. Yeah. Yeah.

Dang. Yeah, but this is actually, Binding of Isaac, this is Will Neff's number one game of all time. Loves Binding of Isaac. Yeah, no, he's a big roguelike guy. He was telling me about it. Like, he's beat every aspect of this game. He's gotten all the secret eggs and stuff like that and all that. And I've been into roguelikes a little bit more recently. You know what's one game that's good that's kind of like, it's like a mix.

We may have talked about it, but it's a mixture between kind of like, it's almost like Stardew Valley and Binding of Isaac together, which is Cult of the Lamb. It was very popular. People were playing it somewhat like. Oh, I think I thought that's what you were talking about. Have you played Cult of the Lamb? I think I tried it at your place. Did you like it at all?

Wait, maybe I tried Binding of Isaac. Yeah, I tried Binding of Isaac. Yeah, Cult of the Land's pretty fun. I think you gave me this lecture while I was trying out Binding of Isaac. Oh, really? I gave you this whole lecture? Yeah, no, they're fun games. They're fun games. Cult of the Land was like an early access game, so it kind of lost some steam because there wasn't that much content in it. But then they recently added a whole bunch of stuff, so I might get back into it. Yeah.

This is one of those games where I was like, I played it for like a month and I was a fucking rascal. Like I was only playing that game all day. Is a month worth of content in it? No, just like, no, maybe like a week. I was playing it every day for like fucking 10 hours. You had a big Stardew phase too, man. In January, yeah. We got you hooked on that. Was it you? Or was it you? No, it wasn't me. It was you. Yeah, yeah. I got a lot of...

Going on in there. I got all the way to the skull caves and shit, and I was you know I got greenhouse I was pretty happy about my performance I got I think I got further than you in stardew very quickly like where it was like I Probably know more about stardew than you now. Oh yeah, well we got school and chuckle sandwich to work on and stuff so like yeah I'm just a bastard bastard. I'm just a fucking bastard, but you play phone games I

No, not really. I'm not much of a Clash guy. I'll tell you one thing. I'll tell you a phone game I play. I play Solitaire on my phone. Oh. I have like a zero ad Solitaire app that sometimes on plane rides, I will play Solitaire for four hours. That's cool. Yeah. Solitaire.

Tucker's like nodding at me like he's agreeing with me. Solitaire's a pretty fun game to play. It's very satisfying. It's one of the only games I have on my phone. Yeah, that's the same. Oh, wait. Bloons Tower Defense. That's a good one. Bloons Tower Defense 5. I played... They're on the sixth one.

Bloons Tower Defense 6. I get myself some Wizard Monkeys. I turn them into Phoenix Lords. No, Wizard Monkeys isn't good. The Ninja Monkeys are the best tower in the game. Really? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Bloonjitsu. It's over.

It's over with balloon jitsu. Come on. Balloon jitsu and you need a bomb tower with cluster bombs. Cluster bombs. Okay. Yeah. Okay. What about super monkey? You're good. Super monkey. You just get by with balloon jitsu. Really? Why? Yeah. A bunch of them. Balloon jitsu. Until what? Until when? When? How far? You can beat the game.

No, no, no. But I mean, how far? What's the furthest you've gotten in terms of rounds? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I never played it on the phone. I was always a flash gamer when it came to Ninja Kiwi stuff. Oh, okay. So did you play six at all? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. I think that, yeah. I think I had that on desktop. I've even streamed Bloons a little bit, a couple times. Really? Yeah. Back before the drought. There used to be a site called MyNinjaKiwi.com.

Okay. And it was my favorite website growing up because it let you make your own balloons courses. It let you make your own Ziba courses, your own hot corn courses, and your own Mieblings courses.

Meeblings, dude. Yeah, Ninja Kiwi had a bunch of other spin-offs. Dude, I forgot about Meeblings. When was the last time you mentioned Meeblings to me on this podcast? Meeblings. I probably have mentioned it before. You have. You have, because I remember you saying it. Come here! What? I've never played Meeblings. I was just impersonating a Meebling. Okay, so that just seemed insane, what you just did. So...

Yeah, no, I just remember you going "meablings" "Meabling" "Meablings" What do they look like? Oh, what the fuck? That's what they look like? Yeah, meablings. The hell? That looks like a, uh... That's what they sounded like when they died.

Oh, I don't like that. Yeah, Ninja Kiwi used to develop a bunch of games, and My Ninja Kiwi was a forum slash... Wait, Doug, you're playing? Bro's just playing Meeblinks. You're playing on crazygames.com? My Ninja Kiwi was a forum, but also kind of like a... There he is. It was like, you ever use Flipnote Studio? Flipnote Hatena?

I used Pivot. No. It was like Flipnote Hatena for custom-made Bloons courses and Hot Corn courses and Seaboot courses and Meadlings courses. That's pretty cool. You can make your own custom. Yeah. And people, you know, there'd be tournaments and stuff and themed events. And there'd be, you know, like most played courses. It was so fucking cool. So fucking cool. And it shut down. I don't know why. But this was probably back in 2011. Yeah.

and it shut down my favorite fucking site damn you guys stop playing that's gonna distract me

Sorry. Still, audio listeners, love you to death. Tucker is actively playing a Flash game now, and it's on the screen so we can both have a view of it. You were both watching it. Yeah, no, we were. I kept being like, fuck, I got to listen to what he's saying. I'm unmedicated this weekend, man. You can't be doing this to me. I'm susceptible to that sort of behavior. I used to like balloons a lot. I used to play, well, my favorite Ninja Kiwi game was SAS Zombie Assault 3. Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

SAS Zombie Assault 3. One of my favorite, and I've definitely said this, was the fucking Cartoon Network Flight of the Hamsters. Flight of the Hamsters. Oh, wait, what? Oh, you know what I used to play a lot of? What? I used to play that AC-130 zombie game. AC-130 zombie game? It was like you're in an AC-130 and a bunch of zombies are coming after this bunker and you're trying to

Destroy the zombies before they reach the bunker. Uh, top down. Yeah, it's like uh zombie gunship Yeah, and like this is the view it's like you're I oh, yeah I have totally seen that on the app store before I don't think I ever played I played the shit out of that game. I recognize that app icon Yeah, it was just kind of funny. I was like I was like, why do the zombies know that they're in that bunker first of all and also

How you got an AC-130 during this big of a zombie apocalypse, dude? Like, what the fuck is going on? Up in the air, man. Yeah, but I played that game a lot, and now I'm starting to feel it, like, feel a need to re-download it. Tiny Wings, play Tiny Wings. That one was a good one. Oh, I loved the soundtrack of Tiny Wings, dude. You forget Tiny Wings? You don't remember this one, Tiger, but now you do.

Now you remember it. Yeah, no, that's a relaxing game. But then when it wasn't relaxing, oh man, it got frustrating. When you just fucking face plant into the side of the hill. Oh yeah. And yeah, I'm seeing Tiny Wings Plus right there. They remastered and relaunched a lot of old classic games on Apple Arcade under like the name and then Plus.

So one I played recently, and I have the Tiny Wings Plus on my phone. I haven't played it, but another one they have is Ridiculous Fishing, which is a game I played in high school. It was like a paid game, and it came back on Apple Arcade with beautiful revamped graphics and everything. Really fun game. So you're really, and do you play a lot of mobile games now?

No. You just Clash? No. Clash Royale? I don't even play Clash Royale, to be honest. I've pretty much stopped gaming, which is kind of sad.

It is a little sad. It bums me out a little bit. I browse Zillow now. My favorite game is browsing Zillow, looking at houses. It honestly is. Half the time before or after a podcast, we're getting links from Schlatter about the various Zillow. I'm just like, hey, look at this place I'll never live. Yeah, yeah. And we're like, that's a beautiful house. Wouldn't it be cool if I lived there, guys? Yeah, Schlatter would. Yeah, it would be. But you got to worry about this. And, oh, would you want to live there? It's like, that's the conversation. It's such an old man conversation. Yeah.

FHA loans. Yeah, I know. We talk about FHA loans on another podcast. It's ridiculous. I mean, I guess it is a little bit nostalgia of us to be playing PUBG a lot lately, but we are loving it. Yeah, you guys are fucking talking about PUBG every time I'm in the call. I mean, it's one of the most played games on Steam every day. It's not like it's an irrelevant game. It is. Yeah, that is fair. It's a pretty relevant game. I mean, like, I enjoy...

That game more than I probably would enjoy playing Fortnite. I've played two games of Fortnite ever. I really have never played Fortnite. It's better than Fortnite for sure. But it's like TF2. It's like you have the community that plays it, but you don't hear about TF2 ever. That's true. That's a good point. Very insular. Battle Royale has not really had any crazy innovation in it in a while. I mean, it's one of the most popular game types for sure. It's the new 6v6 TDM.

Like of the COD Halo era. Yeah, it's the new Team Deathmatch. It's a good way to put it. Yeah, and it's sort of brutal in that sense where it's like now it's like every man for themselves where it's like I remember Free For All on Modern Warfare was like, oh, you play Free For All? Like you play without the safety of other teammates? Oh, yeah, you were a psychopath. Yeah, I remember Pierce Capucione used to play Free For All on COD and I was like... Yeah, you're weird if you play Free For All, man. I think he was making a weird face at the fact that I was mentioning Pierce.

That's what he was referring to. It's like an evil side character that also is friends with Ted, but we didn't intersect. Yeah, you never intersected with Piers. You didn't know Piers. But, yeah, I remember that being a big deal. But with...

PUBG, what we've been playing is that there's a... We don't just play like a normal game of PUBG because that can get really boring really quickly. What we play is we call it minis. So there's this mode in the arcade section of PUBG where you can drop in to a later end of the circle. What? Like a smaller circle, 16 players. What? And you drop in and you get... And you kind of...

you kind of get like a little bit of like a late game loadout. Oh, wow. And so it's like just a shit ton of firefights and like a lot of fighting throughout the whole time. Is it randomized, the loot you get? So the way it works is in your inventory, you'll have an SMG crate, a sniper crate, and an assault rifle crate. And you can open them. It'll give you the ammo and a random kitted out... Got it.

Version of one of those things yeah, so it's like a lot about us. Just getting really good at happens It's like basically just having these firefights with people in the it's like really fast and they get experience Yeah, that's the thing I would you know run for 20 minutes. We get killed. That's why games like pub G

And more specifically, the looter shooters are very hard to get into, I feel like. DayZ and Tarkov especially. Yeah. Because the amount of time you spend... DayZ's almost like... There's something about DayZ that makes it okay, though, because the reward of finding an item...

is remarkable. Like, finding a gun in DayZ or the intensity of sneaking into a military base is insane in DayZ. You can play DayZ without killing people. You know, you can have a fine time in the game without combat, but Tarkov especially, that is fucking cruel. You cannot play that game without...

Shooting at people. Because they got NPCs that go around too. And the thing with that is it doesn't happen enough for me to really feel like I was getting any good experience or getting better. Right. So that's why I stopped playing Tarkov. Well, it's also you can't really play with swagger either because they got that whole ping thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that's the reason why we really like PUBG right now is because we got back into it and we played some games for a little bit.

And then I discovered this mini function and I pitched to Tucker and I was like, oh, maybe we'll try the mini thing. And you were like, ah, Tucker was like, ah, no. I don't know. And then we played it. We played, Tucker and I, just the two of us played a couple and then we were like,

And then we were like, Oh shit. We got to get the boys in here. Yeah. We got to get the guys in here. So now it's like, PUBG is a, is a staple. You didn't tell me you were playing this fun game mode. Maybe I don't have to try it all the time. Honestly. Yeah. No, honestly, if this is convincing you to Joe, that's, this is big. I'm telling you right now. I saw, I saw the gears turn in his face. I can tell that he's, he's got interest right now. Um,

Because that's one of the things he's got a good point. That's one of the things that kind of sucks about PUBG. It does. Is that you drop in and then you run for 20 minutes and then all of a sudden you hear the crack of a Kar98 and then all of a sudden you're getting shot but you're out in the open of a field and you're running towards the closest tree and you're trying to hide behind that tree and then you get killed. They made the

The problem is maps like Miramar with the sand one. Yeah. I love Miramar. Well, I love the map, but 100 players is too few for that map. It needs to be like a 200-player game. It is the size of Laika. You're right. It's because everyone drops Hacienda.

Yeah, most people drop into like three locations. Yeah. So if you drop out of that. Place is a fucking slaughterhouse. I mean, you drop Hacienda if you want to win. Yeah. If you make it out of Hacienda, you're good. Yeah. And I don't know about you, but in a lot of PUBG games, I wasn't using, I would not use like grenades and smokes and stuff back then because I just like, it wasn't,

I was not getting enough fights where I could ever see the relevancy of picking those items up or because it was like half the time you just needed enough guns or ammo to even survive a whole game because you don't know you wouldn't see ammo again. But then in this mode, it's like...

We're using flashes. We're using the smokes. We're grenading people. We're pushing areas. I've gotten really good with the sniper. I've been having a blast with that. I wasn't ever good at sniping in PUBG before, and now we just have a chance to try it. How long do you think each game lasts? I think if you win, you make it all the way...

like eight minutes Max that sounds great maybe even less really good because the normal pub if you do Miramar and you win it's like 28 minutes I think it's yeah it's about 30 minutes something like that to like the final circle yeah so that's a good that's a good mode I'd be down to try that Bob yeah dude and you know what I I feel like I I go back to pubg like once a year for a weekend with some high school buddies and it always feels like

The gameplay feels tight. It feels good when you're shooting. It feels a little arcadey. I hate, hate the new gunplay of Call of Duty starting from the Modern Warfare reboot. It's so bouncy. Yeah, that's a good way to describe it. It doesn't feel good at all. And...

That's why I still play fucking Modern Warfare 2. Yeah. The first Modern Warfare 2. I also like the, like, going back to PUBG a little bit, like, comparatively, I like the, when it comes to Battle Royale, I like that third-person aspect. Kind of freaks me out being in first person for the Battle Royale. Yeah, you don't? No, because I used to watch Choco Taco play PUBG on Twitch, and he'd always play first. Oh, yeah? And I was like...

Yeah, real men play first person. You don't want to be peeking. And there it goes. Yeah, I hope it doesn't turn you off too much, but it is in third person mode, the arcade mode we play. Oh, is it third person only? I think it is. Well, no, it's like you don't stay in third person. You can go into first person if you want. But everyone else is looking over that wall. I see. Everyone's peeking. I see. Yeah, but it's also...

That's sort of specific to the scenario you get in. I think that you'd be fine if you were to... No, you have a major advantage in third. No, but I mean, the gameplay is so fast in that mode that that advantage is almost inconsequential. Yeah.

I don't know. Whatever, dude. Yeah. I'll give it a shot. Yeah. But hey, 100th episode, though. 100 episodes in. Here we are, 100th episode. I think this whole conversation started with me asking you what your favorite moment from the podcast was. And I started talking about video games? Yeah. Somehow we wound up there. Yeah. Somehow it happened to us just now.

My favorite moment was this guy. Two times now. Oh, yeah. Two times. The spider being given to Borath and gifting it to Sark in the previous episode. You didn't even know that that was going to show up in front of you in that bodega. There was zero, zero thought. Zero idea in my mind that Borath would gift me the spider. That was incredible. That was incredible. Yeah, no, we were all there experiencing it for the very first time.

He had it in a fucking brown paper bag. Yeah, he had it in like a little greasy like sandwich bag. Like, yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, no, that was a very, very cool moment. It was, as an observer, it was nice to just even see your face light up like that because, you know. Yeah.

It's a rare scene you get excited like that. God, what is that thumbnail? Why do I look like a stroke victim? Shled is a dodgeball monster? You took that for me. Man, what the fuck? You took that for me. That episode did not even really do it. Actually, that episode is doing way better than it used to be. That one was struggling at one point. I think that was like a 250 or... I have anxiety around the views that Chuckle Sandwich gets because I post the titles and thumbnails. So just for context there, guys. I just want to go back in time, man.

I want to go back in time, not to the start of this podcast. No, not anything to do with Chuckle Sandwich. I'm talking about fucking 2011, 2012, playing Battlefield 3.

Operation Metro rush. That's dude. That's where you say that that two nights ago I just downloaded and was playing that did you really yeah the night before the flight me? Battlefield 3 is still community around that yeah, there was dude I get least eight full servers one of them had a five-person queue I'd await in this it's a good game And I remember when that when they had that sort of beta and it was on Metro and I was like yeah I was like

this is the most realistic gaming experience I've ever had. This is what it feels like to go to war. At the same time, I get a kill and there's a little hologram thing that comes out. It's like, you gotta kill. Sold me, dude. Then you'd kill someone and they'd become like a worm, elongated and shit. The beta was really buggy, I remember. Oh, I never saw the worm thing. That was like the first beta that was ever on console, too. Xbox 360, you were playing the beta. You felt like...

Like an adult. Like, do I have access to this? Yeah, man. Yeah, EA, they really kind of went into the whole fucking environment changes kind of thing. I'll tell you one game from Battlefield that I liked after Battlefield 3, though, is Battlefield 1. We played that on Xbox a lot. Yeah. I had a really, you'll hate what I'm about to say. What are you about to say? My favorite Battlefield after Battlefield 3 was Hardline.

That was the cops and robbers one. Interesting. I've never played that one. I'll tell you what one of my favorite Battlefields was. It was Battlefield Bad Company 2. Before my time. Before your time, really? I mean, it was probably before mine. I think it was a hand-me-down that I played it or something. I don't know when it came out. When did it come out? I believe it came out in 2010. 2010.

Oh, so not before my time. I was 12. But Call of Duty was massive. That was the same year Black Ops 1 came out. I don't know. I think that game was like, realistically, that game was probably like a box office flop, like comparatively, like in terms of like... Battlefield 3 was like the hit. Oh, I know. But Battlefield Bad Company 2 was like, you play the campaign with that. Well, the multiplayer was fantastic. Yeah.

I mostly played the campaign. The campaign's, like, fine and a little funny, but the multiplayer is really good. I played that a lot. I like talking about video games. It's pretty easy.

You like talking about them? Yeah. We were supposed to reminisce about the podcast, but we're just reminiscing about video games. We are. Well, we're just in a reminiscing mood right now. But I mean... Not much to reminisce. It's only two years, man. It really has only been two years. And I mean, you know... Three. It's crazy that it's been a year since Charlie has been off the pod. Yeah.

Yeah, over a year. It's been well over a year. Well over a year. That fucking prick. Well, I consider our first episode back with Wilbur to be the moment that I started keeping track of that. So I think it was episode 55 or something like that. Holy shit. You've almost had half the episodes with Adam. Yeah. On episode 110...

Which is going to be crazy. Also, can I just say, it's going to fuck up my whole thumbnail scenario. Because I have those numbers, the number 55, number 56 in the corner. And now I'm going to have to readjust how that looks. Oh, you're going to have to move it over a couple of pixels. I'm going to have to move it over like seven pixels and it's not going to be fun. It's only the amount of pixels that a one takes. That's the thinnest number, man. Yeah, I know. That's not even a big deal. It is wild, though, that we...

This is the triple digit episode. Yeah. Like, I'm still, I can't believe that. We've graduated. We're on a different level of podcast now. Yeah, we're an aged podcast. Because most podcasts don't survive this long. Yeah. Yeah. A hundred episodes is good for a podcast life. Yeah. Ditchlot Wynn only did six. How many did Sleep Deprived have?

Oh, Sleep Deprived is up there. 150 maybe? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I'm not on Sleep Deprived anymore though. That is true. That is true. But yeah, I'd say for a podcast of the size that we're at, you know, like, you know, hey banter. I mean, like, you know, I mean, I don't know. I don't know. There's like...

I feel like a lot of YouTubers will start podcasts, but not many will go on for very long. I think The Yard has passed us in episodes and they started after us. Probably, yeah. Oh, The Yard's on like 100. They're career podcasters, man. Well, yeah, I think they're at 120 or something like that. How many episodes does The Yard have out right now? YouTubers love The Yard. You ever have a trip coming up? Oh, they don't even put their episode numbers anymore. Oh, 115. They're at 116, actually. Oh, yeah, they're beating us.

116. You ever have a trip coming up that you enjoy planning almost as much or maybe even more than the actual trip? I'm like that. Really? Yeah. I usually, when it comes to me doing trips, I don't usually make plans as effectively or much. Really?

Margaritaville both of the like that's the schedule of when we were arriving and leaving places I think in both cases before each trip I had something really big going on like the most recent one I had the music video and stuff so Eddie took care of like the planning and stuff so he kind of figured out the itinerary but on the road trip that Tucker and I did in 2016 we had no plan we had barely a plan at all we we slept in the car twice on that trip once in North Dakota and once in Northern California and

A lot of the time we would just like choose a spot in the woods and like go and camp out there. And that is honestly a very fun and freeing way to do it. Honestly, I would never sleep in my car again because it's really uncomfortable in there. But, um, like imagine sleeping in the driver's side of a Toyota Tacoma of that size. It doesn't sound fun. Yeah. We slept though. We slept, we slept when you're tired, when you've been fucking driving all day, I guess that'll do it to you. Yeah. Yeah. No, but, uh,

What were you specifically referring to? I was saying that people like planning things as much as they like doing them. Oh, I see where you're coming with this. Yeah. I think a lot of YouTubers like the idea of doing a podcast every week more than they...

like doing a podcast every week. - That is fair, that is fair. There have been definitely times on this podcast where we have just, like, we'll record a podcast and then a week will go by and we will do very little with our lives. And like, then we just have nothing, we will not have much to talk about. And that's probably the biggest,

Weirdly, it sounds like a non-issue, but it is honestly probably one of the biggest problems with running a podcast. That's why we do the episodes now. Yeah, which I enjoy those a lot. Those are really fun. Yeah, they're fun. Because it's like there's just interesting things just like pop up to talk about. And then we end up going on non-sequiturs throughout most of them where it's like, especially with the speak pipe stuff where we just start chatting about stuff. It's just a good initiator. But I mean...

Every podcast feels like you're on a first date. Feels like we're on a first date right now? No, not our dynamic, but the dynamic between you and how the podcast is received. Oh, how it's going to go. Yeah. Yeah, I can see that. You're always thinking about what you have to say next. Yeah. And those episodic ones where we do a tier list or...

you have a topic that comes from either Tucker or Reddit or any of those, then it kind of gets rid of that anxiety about thinking ahead. And you can actually focus on the topic you're talking about. Yeah. I remember when we first started Chuckle Sandwich, because the sort of social contract that I had made with you and Charlie was that I'd run it and then you guys would just show up.

So the whole time, and you can go back and you can watch those earlier episodes and you can very much so see my nervous laughter. Because there's a difference between my normal laughter and my nervous laughter. Sometimes I laugh to fill space and then some space before I figure out what I'm going to say next. I still do that. But you can kind of just see the gears in me turn in the whole time where I'm like, what the fuck are we going to talk about next? But nowadays I feel like,

Sort of recently, we've gotten to a point where you and I, I feel like we've reached our flux. Yeah. Our platinum flux. Our flow state, man. Our flow state. We just keep going. It's kind of gross. We're kind of like... We dock. It helps to dock before each episode. How do people do that? Because you're circumcised and I'm not. Okay. So we kind of...

Is that how docking works? Yeah. I didn't know that. So it kind of requires two penises of different pathways that was decided at birth. It was sort of like a destiny thing. That's sort of romantic in a sense. Docking is romantic. Yeah. I mean, it's a transfer of, it's like a Game Boy Advance link cable. Oh, okay. Yeah, no, I can see that. Where we kind of fill each other in. So to be honest, I thought that docking was like penis inside of urethra of other penis.

No, that's sounding. That's a fucked up version of sounding. Sounding is when you stick a rod down there. I guess docking makes the most sense. It is kind of like that one scene from Interstellar in some ways. Yeah, where sometimes you'll be...

spinning around and I have to kind of link up. Come on, Tars! Sometimes one will be rotating. Do you know what we're talking about right now? You seem confused. Interstellar? Well, we're talking about Interstellar and we're making, in reference to docking, but you don't seem excited at all, so I'm confused. Oh, it's just like a sex joke. It's not a joke. Well, okay. What do you want from me? We've docked, Tucker. It's not a joke, man. Docking is a real thing. I know. I know. People dock. You can't handle the truth?

Docking is a thing that happens frequently. Someone's docking right now. Thousands of people. I'd imagine thousands of people. Thousands across the world are docking as we speak. I think at least hundreds of people are docking right now. You think it's that rare? I don't. How many people do you think right now are having sex? I think I'd rather get my cock sucked or suck a cock than dock. I feel like there's more pleasure that way. I feel like there's pleasure for one person in docking based on the way it's being described. No, it doesn't.

It doesn't really benefit either. It's just kind of like a thing. It's like an old website, dude. What the fuck? If you want to have a little bit of fun, you can try and get some lotion on the conjoined and then kind of go back and forth. That would be two huge cocks. Yeah, massive ones. I mean, you just went across a length of like three feet. So according to this post from a website,

And they posted this in December 2008. So this is an old website. 45 million people engaged in sex at any given time? Well, you need to understand that the global population is not 6.7 billion people anymore, though. Oh, so it's more. It's actually 8 billion now. So there's 1.3 billion more people on the planet than there was when someone made this post. Shit, there's like 60 million people fucking right now. I mean, we could do the math on that. I mean, if it was like... Like...

I would say that's easy. That's easy. That's like the two lines and then the boop bop top thing. The fractions? The two lines? It would be 6.7 over. That would be 8 times 45 divided by 6.7. Yeah. What's 8 times 45 divided by 6.7? So there's 53.7 million people having sex right now.

That's that equation right there is also one of the only things I learned in school that I use frequently algebra Yeah, that's the one of the very I use that all the time. What the fuck were we doing learning trig? I didn't learn trig. I don't think you learn tree. I learned trig I took out of a one you learned I took algebra. I'll tell you what I took I took algebra one. Oh, whoa Fuck he's been there all day, dude. He got so close to getting on Ted's shoe during that thing is big. Oh

Dude, he got so... That's a cricket. I was watching that at least two-thirds of the episode with Sark. That's a huge cricket! Dude, you should have... Did you not mention it because Sark would have freaked out? Maybe? No, no. I was... Dude, I was like this. Because he came over here. He went over there. Ted, he was this close to your foot, Ted. He was this close to getting on your foot. In which case, I was going to tell you to look at your foot. But you guys were talking so much, I couldn't tell you. Audio...

Dude, what the fuck? Why would you kill that? Why didn't you just let it outside? That wasn't hurting you. It's a fucking cricket. I don't know. Something about it was just diabolical, the way that you killed that thing. It wasn't having fun in here. You took a video of it for social media and then you stomped it to death. Yeah, that was fucked up. You used it for clout and you quite literally killed it immediately after. That was so fucked up, dude. That was absolutely diabolical what you did. Look at me in the eyes.

Don't look at your shoe like you're wondering how it messed up my shoe. These are easy, man. Anyways, 53.7 million people are having sex right now, and you killed a cricket. You could have been coming, but you chose to take a life. Dude, I used to get a fucking gallon bag full of crickets at Petco and dump them into my lizard's cage every day. That's fair. Okay, that's fair. Are you going to eat that? No. He didn't eat most of them. A little bit less fair. A little bit less fair. Okay.

You're gonna dust it with calcium? Is that what they do? Yeah, we had a, my lizard had a, I had to powder all his crickets with calcium powder. So he doesn't get scurvy? Yeah, he would get scurvy sometimes. That's almost kind of a genuine question. Yeah, the crickets were, I would pour, dump a lot of calcium in the bag and I'd shake the bag up and then they'd all turn white.

Where do lizards get calcium in the wild? That is such a Tucker question to ask. Yeah, I guess crickets are as calcium rich. Oh, so it's because it's such a homogenous food source, it's probably... Yeah, probably plants. Yeah, it was a bearded dragon. You had to give them... You had to dust all the food with calcium. Yeah, damn. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. Yeah.

But he would eat, I mean, come on. I've blown through hundreds of crickets in a week before. It was the process of it where it was observed for a bit, you took a video of it, and then a choice came in which you could have

Put it in a cup or something and let it outside. Put it in a cup? We're filming a podcast, man. I know, but then you chose to stomp it into a carpet. You really hung up over that guy. You stomped it into a carpet. You really hung up over that guy. I'm not hung up over it. I think Tucker and I were both shocked that you did that. This is just a better way for him. I genuinely think that Tucker... I think, unfortunately, I wasn't shocked that he did that. Oh, got him. Okay, fucking Marine. He hasn't killed anyone. You haven't?

You think he would be far more fucked up if he went on deployment. Are you kidding me? Never had the chance. Is it normal for people who serve this country to not serve this country? Yeah, it's all just at the powers that be. He was there. He served the country in the sense that... Trust me, some of the shit he had to do, he was serving the country. Some of the shit he had to deal with. Tell them about what it's like to be on... What restriction is and what it's like to be on restriction. Restriction is like...

So when you commit like a crime or you get in trouble, the police don't handle you. The military handles you and you're subject to like their rules. So they can do stuff like put you on restriction. So like they, you're not going to get paid for the month or whatever the time of it is. You have to stay in uniform. Like,

All day. And like on the weekends, you have to check in every two hours, like at the office, which is like, I don't know, probably half mile, a mile one way. You got to walk. You can't, you're not allowed in any vehicles. So you walk to work, you walk to your check-in. It's like on the weekends when you're walking, you're doing like, I don't know, five, six miles a day at least. And yeah, it's miserable.

Yeah. And everybody knows. What's the lowest thing? What's like, what's the lowest key fucking bad thing you can do to get put on restriction? Oh, just have alcohol in your room as a, like if you have too many beers or if you have any liquor at all in the barracks. Dude, that would fucking suck. There's a, it's all, there's a million things that could get you there, but it's all about the dude who finds it. Is he chill or is he a buddy fucker? And a lot of the people that stay in, unfortunately,

are people that don't mind fucking you over because they were losers when they were in. Damn. Damn. There's good ones out there who don't care. But if you got a higher up that was a combat veteran, they don't give a shit. But somebody who joined, skipped out on deployment, a lot of the ones that joined during the war but were trying to get out of the deployments...

Those are the ones you gotta look out for. Damn. 'Cause like, I joined, the war's over. So, my unit just doesn't, didn't deploy. Yeah, they got rid of the tanks in the Marines. You hear about that? What? No more tanks? They got, they used to have, he used to be in tanks. He used to be in tanks is what his... Why'd they get rid of them? They're too heavy. The Marine Corps is shifting to a whole bunch of things that overall make them a lighter force that they can more rapidly deploy.

Tanks are... Because they're thinking of a Pacific Island hopping campaign. That's the focus. Tanks are really, really hard to move. You know why they might be thinking about that? How come? Think about it. Pacific Island hopping campaign. Yeah. That makes sense. That tracks. Yeah. And tanks are fuel guzzlers, man. They have a 500-gallon tank on them, and they'll go through a bunch of those a day. 500 gallons of... What do they use? I think it's like 490. Don't they use fucking jet fuel in tanks, too? Well, they use...

JP8 it's a diesel but it has a turbine engine like a jet engine in it right so when a tank starts up you'd think like a like a private jet is like turning on its engines like it's the same noise it's that wine that's like spinning up that's only Abrams though like the M60 the M48 patents and stuff those use diesels that are traditional which are far louder actually dude I love how much information you know about this shit yeah the wreckers or the what are they called

The tanks that would recover the tanks that break down, they've got like a crane, they use a diesel. So if you're like sleeping in the field at night, you can hear them like lumbering around because the diesel motor is so deep and loud, it carries way further. Yeah, it's like... Whereas the Abrams is more of a high-pitched whine, but it doesn't carry as far. Interesting. Dude. Can you imagine... I used to fuck people up in the M1 Abrams Battlefield 4.

Yeah, that's a really cool tank. Dude, the way the tanks move in Battlefield is hilarious, though. They float. Yeah. Tanks are fast, though. You wouldn't think that tanks are fast, but they can drive. How fast is the top speed of the Abrams? On a road? Probably like 50 miles an hour. Really? That's fast. Wow. It could be as low as 40. But I mean, 50 miles per hour. That's like...

You could drive that and reasonably get to where you need to go in a normal amount of time. But they're never going that fast. Why not? And usually you're in a tank, you're going on bad terrain. Yeah, that's fair. And they've got to be careful in tough terrain because they don't want to throw track. Like it's called throwing track when the track falls off. Right. Because you get like a bunch of debris in there, like wire. Like concertina wire or razor wire. It's terrible for tanks. Yeah, and barbed wire, right? Yeah, like anything that they would make like a defensive position out of.

Because it'll get caught up in the gears and the axles. It's a good deterrent. It is. Shalad, if you had to choose your ideal war that two countries could go to together, just so you could watch it and see what happens, who would you fight? And it can't be like the normal superpowers. Just one-on-one, two countries, choose them. Not US, though, not Russia. Really? That's boring. Dude, I don't know.

That would be funny. Oh, actually, you know what? You can, but you can't do superpower on superpower. If you're going to choose a superpower, it has to be against like a fucking like random United States versus Sierra Leone or something. Yeah. United States versus like fucking Kenya or something. I got a good one. Or Madagascar.

Imagine we just stomped Madagascar and then it was just like New Madagascar is the name of it. New Madagascar. New Mombasa. Yeah, we become the UNSC. Everyone in the UNSC is a raging American in Halo 2. Do you think Texas could win a war against the rest of the United States? No way. No? Not a chance, dude. Yeah, probably not. I don't think any state could win against the rest of the United States. I just don't think it would work. Maybe California could stand a chance.

Do you think the Marines are fighting for California? Probably not. Yeah. It'd be one of those things where it'd have to be like some weird thing where it's like once they declare it, it's like everyone in that town, everyone in that town all of a sudden flips sides and they're all like, oh, I guess we're fighting for California now. We're the new California Republic all of a sudden. There you go.

Yeah. I mean, I feel like once California starts flashing the NPR flag, they start flashing that double-headed bear. Like, I feel like... The NPR flag? Yeah. The NCR? NCR. The double-headed bear flag? It's just like ideas we're sharing. Yeah, in Fall of New Vegas? Yeah. A new California republic. Yeah, it's just a California flag, but with a double-headed... Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah, doesn't that go hard? That's awesome.

Honestly, I would get... You know how sometimes in college people hang flags and stuff? That's the one flag that I would hang in a college dorm. Yeah, I've seen people hang that flag in the barracks. Yeah, it's badass. It's like a flag people hang. Yeah, it's cool. I like that. I like that flag a lot. Oh, yeah. I'd get that and then I'd fold it up like an American flag. It's not a good flag design, though. Okay, look at the California flag.

So it's very similar. I know. I'm saying it's not a good flag. The California flag isn't a good flag. Dude, what are you talking about? It looks cool, but it's not a good flag. It's way better than the Massachusetts fucking flag, dude. It doesn't function as a flag, though. Oh, yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if we see that change. Yeah, we better change that soon. Have you seen the Massachusetts flag? It's bad, dude. I don't think so. It's not appropriate. Yeah, it's a little outdated, to say the least.

Wow. Yeah. He's got the downturned arrow, which is like a defeat. Like I've put my weapons down, you know? Yeah. It's I mean, granted, Massachusetts is also named after a tribe. Yeah. So is every town, city and state in New England, like the entire country.

That's fair. That's fair. And then you go to North Dakota, South Dakota. Look, I think there's a pretty big difference between a cool-looking flag and a good flag. California, cool-looking, not good. Wait, so what do you... The perfect marriage of those two would be like a Chicago flag. Chicago's got a great flag. Or Amsterdam. Do you mean Illinois or Chicago? No, Chicago. Cool flag. And it works as a flag. Also, Amsterdam.

They got a good flag. I'll tell you this. China's got a good flag. China's got a great flag. China has a great fucking flag. They do. It's simple. It's to the point. And you know what? The Soviet Union had a cool flag, too. Very similar. Very similar flag. Cool. Not a great flag, because it's hard to draw. That's the problem with the California one. Oh, okay. You can't draw it.

I would say the United States has generally a pretty good flag, too. Yeah, it's pretty good. It's good. It looks good waving on a flagpole. Yes, it does. Yeah. You can tell exactly what, you don't have to decipher it. Okay, well, what's a country that has the worst flag? Nepal, probably. Nepal? I think I know what you're talking about. For some reason, why do I know that Nepal is... Terrible flag. Yeah. Yeah, because it's not a normal flag. Two different sized triangles. Honestly, that's so, I feel like that's somewhat, that's actually, like, that's so unique, though.

I know, but it's a terrible flag. Like, everyone's doing rectangles, and then they're like, we're not going to do that. This is a terrible image results. Tamworth flags in the world. Okay, so we got Belize. We got...

Mauritius? Mauritius. Australia got a shit flag, guys. That's not Australia. Scroll down. Oh. Oh, Australia's just got like, okay, let's put some fucking sticky notes on a fucking blue thing and then just throw the... Put the British flag in the corner and put a big dipper on it.

No, no, no, no. That's a sick flag. That's like California's. Yeah, what if we had that? It looks cool as fuck. What country is this? Is this Saudi Arabia? That's Saudi Arabia. Cool as fuck flag. Bad flag. Well, what is it saying there? Is that Saudi Arabia? Does it say Saudi Arabia? Yeah, it says Saudi Arabia. Can you not read that? But that's the thing. You can't draw that. It looks cool, like California, but you can't draw it. So it's a bad flag.

Yeah. Oh, Kazakhstan. It's all right. Turkmenistan. I don't really mind Turkmenistan. You're off. You're off. That's Kazakhstan. I don't really mind Kazakhstan. Yeah, that's kind of cool. It's pretty cool. That one just kind of left some holiday wrapping paper on the side. It's hard. So your definition is kind of needs to be easy to draw. It has to be easily recognizable and easily replicable. Amsterdam. Amsterdam.

That's cool. What whose flag is that? I don't know. I think that that's a specific flag. No, the most badass flag, I think, would be Mexico. Mexico has a really good flag. Pull it up on screen. I am proud of the Mexican flag. Because that also has like a folklore sort of application, I think, in terms of like Mexico. Fucking eagle killing a snake? Yeah, a snake in its mouth. But there's a story behind this, isn't there? Wow.

Something about, uh, like, uh, oh, I thought it was something about something. I don't know, man. Like, come on. Mexican flag history used to be the Spanish flag. You can see that in the upper right there. Yeah. Because it used to be, you know. Well, they speak Spanish. Yeah. I think the Vatican's flag is cool. The Vatican's flag? It's square. It's a bad flag, but it looks cool. Square. Audio listeners love you to death. Look up all the flags.

I'm into flags, man. Vexillology. Look up a flag list and then follow along with us. Vexillology. What's the flag for Andorra? You know, the country in between Spain and France. I don't know. That's boring. It's like every other European flag. I just think that the fact that Andorra is there is funny. You know that there is a country in between Spain and France? I don't know where Andorra is.

Yeah, show it on a map. Wait till I get there. Wait till I get there. Wait till I get there. Well, I got all my favorites, you know. Andorra. Okay, that's silly. Yeah, there it is. What is that doing here? Andorra. It's got like two highways. Come on, guys. It's got two highways. What are we doing with that? It's a tax haven. That's why they have like, they want billionaires and YouTubers. Oh, yeah, it's like the F1 place to Monaco. Billionaires and YouTubers, just those two. Same with Malta.

Malta. Is that near Italy? Yes. I thought that was part of Italy. It's its own country, man. That's another tax haven. I'm more of an Altus guy.

Yeah, Altus is pretty good. Doesn't Dubai have like 0% tax? Limnos. And Stratus. Oh, Stratus right there. These are islands in Arma. Wow. They have the whole island. One to one. Dude, I know that fucking island, that top one. I know that Limnos. I know that shit by heart. I could navigate this island. Yeah, honestly. I could fucking navigate this island because we used to play... I told you about Altus Life, right? It's like the sort of society simulator game.

It's like Grand Theft Auto. Grand Theft Auto in Arma 3. Oh, okay. And, like, oh, man, I've cried. I like...

I have been to those salt flats. I've been to the various towns. We were working a part-time job on this island. We were. We were doing DP runs. We were quite literally running packages for money because we were too scared to do crimes. And then we would try to buy a gun and we'd get caught immediately. But then we eventually upgraded to get a hemp. What was that, like a 12-ton...

Like vehicle or something? Or is that an 8 ton or 7 ton or something? I don't know the tonnage. We call it LVSR. We'd drive one of those and we would fill it up with weed. We started doing drug runs and we would fill it up with weed and then we got a helicopter and we were flying around. Dude, that thing's full of weed.

California simulator. That would be so much weed. Yeah. I mean, an insane amount of weed. It would be enough to power a city for a month. Yeah. Seriously. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's time to move away from flags. Yeah, we're about... Come on, man. Flags are cool. We're getting towards the end of the podcast here for our 100th episode, and we have been jumping all over the place. You look up the Amsterdam flag. It's a cool fucking flag, man. You never said it. No one's going to see that. He did actually ask you to do that.

Well, were you distracting me? No, you were just being a bad boy. Cool fucking flag right there. That flag looks racist. What? Yeah. No, you're right. It looks like it's... It's a little suspicious. It definitely looks like it could be... Involved in a hate group. Yeah, it definitely involved in a hate group. It seems like it's the...

Like, if that was inspired by one other flag... This looks like the fucking flag of a group called the Minority Crushers or something like that. Or like the Nazis. I don't know, man. That's just the Amsterdam flag. I don't know, man. Like, what are they doing in Amsterdam? Fucking people. Triple X. Fucking people? Yeah, man. Red Light District or something.

Yeah, they're fucking people. Although, actually, they're not fucking people, dude. They're just, they're scamming people like Austin. Yeah, you're right. Austin just wanted to touch some boobs and they wouldn't let him. They wouldn't let him. It's true. They didn't believe he was gay either. And that was tragic. Because he got denied his identity as a gay man. I was there. A gay American man. I'm just reminding you in case you forgot. That was a good episode. It was a good episode. Unlike this one.

No, this has been a good one. Yeah, no, I've been having a pleasant time. This has been a nice one. We're reflecting and stuff, and I mean, we've got our little boom box here. And every like 10 minutes, we just go, 100 episodes, man. Yeah, it's just a normal episode, but then every 10 minutes, we just say, man, 100 episodes.

Damn. Yeah, I mean, there's the Chuckle Sandwich logo done by the wonderful Yeah, we got the logo on the TV. That came from at the beginning. Yeah, it was the beginning. That came at the beginning. The whole way the intro works was actually modeled after, you didn't know this, I just started doing it, but this is modeled after the way that SmartList does their intro.

They talk a little bit at the beginning and then they say something along the lines of smartless or we're about to get smartless or something like that. And then the intro starts and then they start the actual episode. So with the, well, welcome to chuckle sandwich was kind of modeled after that. So smart list guys will earn, earn, earn that. I don't know why I lost confidence for some reason in his last name. If you're watching then, you know, um, but yeah, I mean like a hundred episodes, man, like,

What a fucking doozy is that? Oh, let's look at what people think will happen for the 100th episode. Audio listeners, love you to death. We're on the subreddit. We're on the subreddit right now. Can you look at what... What is this? Oh, my God. Possible 100-episode project? Oh, yeah. I'd fuck Ted? Is everyone just saying they'd fuck me? Audio listeners, fuck you to death. Wow, yeah, no...

There's a lot of people saying that they'd fuck me, huh? Yeah, uh... There's a lot of slop in here. Oh yeah, look at that Pixar thing, Tucker, filled with equine love. Look at it filled with equine love. Look at this shlat. That's awesome. One man, one horse. Mr. Hands, coming to Pixar this summer. Here you go, buddy. One man with a dream. Where'd that go? Behind. Tucker, were you dodging? I was wondering why you were moving around like that.

Well, here I'll try another. Whoa, that was a good one. Oh! Whoa! Dude, he almost disarmed you like in Red Dead. Damn. Ooh, they got water in there, man. A lot of equipment. Alright. What now?

Dude, I don't know. I mean... 100 episodes. I guess really the surprise is in... The surprise that we're doing is not even in this episode. Yeah, this isn't our nice treat to the audience. This isn't our treat for you guys. This isn't our nice treat. This isn't either of the treats. Our treats. We're sort of just here. This is the 100th episode, but we've got two treats that are... Are the two treats going to be merging into one? No. No, no, no. They'll be separate treats. Well, we told them the first treat. We told them the first treat, which is going to the range...

It's like a Reese's. I suppose. What? Oh, you're going to. No, you didn't say that. I didn't hear you say that. What, a Reese's? Bingo. No, no. Like the peanut butter cup? Yeah. Yeah. Don't say it like that. That's a joke way to say it. Reese's. Reese's. And then it's smaller alternative, Reese's Pieces. Yeah. What's wrong? What's wrong with you? What's going on?

I'm not engaging in this. I'm not engaging in this. What the fuck is wrong with you? No, no, we don't call things. We've definitely talked about this before. We don't call it Reese's Pieces. Yeah, we do, because they're little pieces. You're laughing even saying that. I'm not. You're laughing even saying that. Did I say ha-ha? You know it's crazy. Did I say ha-ha? You know it's crazy. You look at the Reese's Pieces, and you look at those little pieces, and you don't think that they look like pieces.

You don't think that shit looks like a couple of pieces you're out of your goddamn mind. You're laughing because you know it's absurd. You know your way of life is absurd. I'm laughing at how ridiculous it is that you don't agree with me. You know your way of life is absurd. I'm laughing at how ridiculous it is that you don't agree with me. When you see those little Reese's Pieces and you don't think that that looks like a piecey, you're out of your fucking mind, man. When you see those little pieces. Yeah. It's like the little pieces. You're fucking crazy.

They're kinda crawling around. You're a crazy person for thinking like that. I'm not a crazy person. I'm woke. I'm woke. I'm woke. Come on, man. Is that not woke? Yeah. I'm woke and bass, dude. Tucker, look up Reese's logo. Look up Reese's PCs. It has an apostrophe in it, man. That name is Reese. Okay. Reese's.

Yeah, Reese's. In the commercial for Reese's Puffs, they say Reese's Puffs. Reese's Puffs. Reese's Puffs. No, they don't. Peanut butter chocolate flavor. Eat them up. Eat them up. Reese's Puffs. Reese's Puffs. No. Reese's Puffs. You're gaslighting me. I'm not gaslighting you. Because I know how it's said. Look up Reese's. Reese, bro. Reese. Tucker, could you look up Reese's Pieces? Real quick, you look up Reese's Pieces.

This is silly. It's not silly. This is silly and you know it's silly. It's not. Look at those. You know it's silly. No, okay, well, click on one of those so we can kind of get a closer view on the PCs. So, like, do you see all of those? Do you understand? This is the person who made the PC. 9.9 ounces of PCs are in that bag. Shut up. Dude. Shut up. I'm laughing at how ridiculous it is that you don't get it.

No, I'm not engaging in this conversation anymore. You engaged for much longer than I thought you would since the last time you said that you wouldn't engage. Reese's Pieces. I guess it's only fitting that episode 100 ends in a squabble about fucking nothing. A squabble about Reese's Pieces, yeah. Yeah. Yep. But I do hate that about you. I mean... Just adding it to the fucking list.

I hate that you stomped the life out on this- on the hundredth episode. Oh, bother. You stomped- Oh, bother, dude. Okay, Shlatt, don't- what are you, a fucking Dr. Seuss character? Oh, bother. He's stuck in the fucking OTK studio. Shlatt! He's completely trapped in here. There's no food. We are on- Let me tell you this. Would you rather starve to death over the course of 24 terrible hours where you're-

Or would you rather just have me fucking step on you it might have been into it There's other bugs in here that he's probably eating he's probably engaging with the concept of a fucking hot big-titted goth bitch Stepping on me. You're not a hot big-titted goth bitch. He didn't know yeah, he did No, he did trust me. He did he did no I just let me just put it this way. It's a celebratory episode. We're on a hundred episode and you ended a life and

You killed... Okay. So let's just say some final words, I suppose. All right. Fine. Some final words maybe for our listeners out there. Tucker, play my music. Say something nice about me. No, no, no. I just said you look cute. No, no. He said you look cute. Say something nice about Tucker. He's been with her for a while now. Tucker was... 49 years. Tucker looked really good on the skateboard.

That's a cop-out. What? I want you to say something actually nice about them. That was nice. They look nice on a skateboard. That I said about you? Say something nice about them. Tucker complimented the vibe of the S580 last night, and it made me feel good. You really hyped me up last night, man. Thank you. I think that was true. I think I figured him out in that thing.

You downloaded him in that. He did a little cyberpunk thing and he plugged into one of your USBs and he downloaded it. We docked, man. We were like metaphorically docked in that car. I was on a side. I was going to do a quest and the NPC that was taking me there, I was like, damn, I wish I could make this guy my companion. That's nice. But either way, Chucklers, listeners, audio listeners, love you to death. Video watchers, you're just all right.

But we still love you. We still love you. We do.

Thank you so much for being with us for, you know, whether it's been since episode 50 or 75 or episode one. Thank you for listening to Chuckle Sandwich for these more than two years now, all the way to episode 100. There is now triple digits worth of episodes of Chuckle Sandwich. It's a lot. It's a lot of, you know, sometimes I'll find a good podcast and I'll go back through all the episodes. Yeah. What I'm doing that with is Abroad in Japan recently.

Nice. Probably because I'm going to Japan soon. So it'll be fun. Do you have any words to say to the audience out there, Schlatt? It's the 100th episode. It's a special episode. Just keep watching, and if an ad pops up, use our link and click on it. Come on, man. Come on. Say something from the heart. For little old Ted and Freddie Wong. The most fulfilling part of this podcast has been when I got paid.

I love watching that wire come in every month. God, okay. Well, you know, I started Chuckle Sandwich so I could stay closer to these folks. So, you know. I'll say. I'll say. Chuckle Sandwich has...

helped me achieve some pretty bucket list things like meeting Freddie Wong and meeting Mr. Sark, who was sitting in this chair not two hours ago. Yeah, not two hours ago, yeah. And I mean, yeah, it's a good medium to kind of have interesting conversations with people that I grew up watching, and that's when I enjoy it the most, I think. Hell yeah, man. Yeah. Thank you for that. I appreciate that.

Wow, that was awesome. But also, the money's not bad. Okay, I'm buzzing like a mink whale right now after that. So thank you guys so much for listening. Love you to death. See you later, Chucklers. Bye. And look out for our specials coming up.