Will Menaker [PATREON PREVIEW]
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Hey Stavi, I've been with my girl for about nine years. So I work second shift as a truck driver. I have a home gym in my garage with a big like Bluetooth speaker. So I woke up in the middle of the afternoon, tired. My girl was working out. I could hear the music.

And so I couldn't go back to sleep. So I decided just to get my phone and watch some porno. And my dumb ass forgot to disconnect from the Bluetooth. And you could hear the music in the garage playing. And you could hear my porno fucking loud as hell. So I'm embarrassed because my girl never called me watching porn before for all these years.

She hasn't brought it up. Obviously, I know she heard it. My question to you is like, for the first few days, it was not really eye contact. I know she looks down upon porn. So the question is like, what should I do when she finally does bring it up? Exactly. Exactly.

This is so funny. You should have just bit the bullet immediately. Immediately. I just said, so sorry. My bad. You run in there. I'm sorry. It won't happen again. But just, yeah. Acknowledge that you were watching some porno. Yeah. I like that he calls it porno, by the way. That's...

That's an old-fashioned guy. You were watching some porn. You were watching some porn. Look, we all do it. We all do it. We all jack our cocks. To share that experience in any respect, especially to the person you love, your girlfriend. Your girlfriend, dude. I'm kind of alarmed. It's going to be embarrassing. I'm kind of alarmed. It's gotten so much worse because days have passed. You sound like...

Like she's not making eye contact with you because she is waiting for you to just say, I'm sorry for the embarrassing porno incident with the Bluetooth speakers. You know, like that's an easy fix. That's all you got to do. Also, I'm alarmed that his like reaction to like he acts like his mom caught him watching porn. Yeah, yeah. What the, it's your girl. She sucks your dick. You had sex. You eat her pussy, right? Yeah, but like he said, like he said that she looks down on porn, you know. Interesting. Couldn't be me. Okay.

And also, I guess this is like my whole life I've had to like...

the like lovable rascal thing so if like my girl called me like if i did that i would just pop into the gym be like whoops you know and i would just try and laugh i've i've made a life out of successfully getting people to laugh off every flaw every humiliating every humiliation exactly so i guess this is a hard one for me to fathom because like this is easy easy money but yeah you got to bring it will is so right you got to bring it what the are you doing waiting around what is it's like

She's not your coworker that heard you fart in the elevator. It's your fucking girlfriend, dude. I don't know. He says she looks down on porn. I don't know. I guess there are some women in a relationship who thinks that if their guy jacks off to porn, it's like cheating on them or something. That's crazy. If that's why you're avoiding owning up to this, that's an issue you've got to broach because, you know.

Women got to understand. They got to understand it's not cheating. It's not cheating. It's not cheating. It's just jacking off. It's just jacking off. Yeah, and it's not cheating if you give an OnlyFans girl $4,000 a month. That's not cheating either. That's ethical porn consumption.

You let an OnlyFans girl and her fiancé buy them a vacation to Barbados while you're barely scraping by as a long-haul trucker. It ain't cheating.