Shownotes Transcript
Huge news, everybody. I am so thrilled to announce I'm starting a new show, Stavi's World. Think about if your therapist was a vulgar comedian that operated out of a Greek restaurant. That's the vibe. Every week, I bring on some of my funny friends. They tell us their problems. We get into their issues. And then together, we solve your problems. You call in 904-800-STAV, leave a voicemail, and we will answer your questions every week.
I'm so happy with it. Here's a little sneak peek from our first episode with my good friend, Sam Morrell. I haven't run dog in a while. Yeah. I don't do it as a single guy. Yeah. I can't roll the dice like that. Yeah. I wish I could say the same for myself there, Sam. Sometimes. Sometimes. Roach Dobby. Sometimes.
Hey, man, I'm sober. What do you want from me? I got to roll the dice somehow. Sometimes you just get a little... That's a hilarious excuse for a raw doggy woman. I was sober and thinking clearly. You got me there. I have no excuse. I got like a... I'm fucking two, like three girls right now. And I don't know how to resolve this issue. No, he's not. Before it goes down the drain.
Oh my god. Pause this for a second before we listen to it. This guy fucking stinks. I got a problem too. I fucked a perfect 10 the other night.
And she was like, Sam, you're the best. And I was like, Jesus. Problems. It makes me so sad to accept compliments without giving them. Basically, you fuck too much and you're upset that you have to choose one of the women you fuck too much. And you're going to hurt two other. I mean, like, grow up. My cock is so good. I'm going to deprive two women of it, though, when I choose one. And I have too much empathy. I'm too much of a human being.
There's not a line in this that isn't a brag. No, this, yeah, everything about, and even his whole manner of,
And look, this is the first time this has ever happened to this guy, right? That's what we're dealing with here. This is a man that does not understand, has never gotten pussy at this level. You're hot right now. This is the best it's ever going to get. Don't think like there's going to be a problem forever for the rest of your life. This is the only time. In fact, he called, what, a week ago? This is a situation that's already over. If I had to guess, two of these women have fallen. At least one of them is not returning your calls by now already.
That's a little taste. Hope you guys like it. I can't wait for you to see the whole show. Subscribe now. The episodes are coming really soon.
