Yeah, dude, that's fucking brutal. So then you must have not gotten any any pussy whatsoever. I was scared of girls. I was terrified because like two girls would bully me. Damn, seeks were that low. It was like even like small women would bully you. Like looking back, actually, like I don't think they were bullying me. I remember one time this girl was like, like,
Nice hat. Right, right, right, right. And I was like, it's actually, it's not, I mean, yeah, it's a hat. Yeah. Thanks. Yeah, no, that's brutal. But yeah, I didn't, I didn't talk to, I basically like didn't talk to girls until I was 18. Yeah. I mean, I had some friends. Yeah. Um,
No, I get it. I mean, this is a room full of men who were scared of women. I was terrified. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually had a crush on one girl. And like she found out. Uh-oh. And then she, I think she was like fucking me. And she was like, you know, you'd be really cute.
If you didn't have that turban. Damn, dude. And like back then I was like, yeah, like you want me to like cut my hair and give up my religion? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will do that tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you sign on this paper that you'll suck my dick, I will do it. I will do it tomorrow. Yeah, I will do it tomorrow. But she was just fucking with you? I think so. No pussy was gotten? No pussy because I did end up cutting my hair. Oh.
After that? Not immediately after that, but she was definitely a motivating factor. He's like, no, not after that. I think it was a week and two days after. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, actually, yeah. It was kind of her when I think about it. Damn, dude. Respect. She was the push I needed to...
To do it and then that's yeah, I cut my hair and that was like a big deal. Yeah Yeah, I always implied that if I cut my hair you'd kick me out of the house So your dad just has a bald ass like he's bald with the back of his head Yeah, I mean he wraps it. I don't know. What are you pointing at me for? I'm just I don't understand. That's all I have here anywhere. I
What are you laughing at, Eldis? Let's move on. We don't need to talk about this. He was describing it. I was like, that reminds me of someone. Who? Do you know someone who's bald up top but has long hair in the back? Oh, yeah. What I have. But I have hair. But a little bit more. Let's drop the whole thing. All right. Let's drop the whole thing and move on.