JP McDade [PATREON PREVIEW]
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Hey Stav. So I've been with my girl for about eight years and she's a sweet girl. Fucking great. We get along perfectly and she's just all around really great. The only problem is about a year and a half ago, maybe two years, we had an issue with having sex because she just starts feeling pain anytime that we start having sex. So she went to see a doctor and

They don't really see anything wrong with her, but... They've diagnosed you with a disgusting penis. Which kind of like is your brain's all fucked up. So I went to see a doctor and he said my dick is so fucking gross that she gets disgusted when I fuck her.

something called vaginismus, which kind of like is your brain's all fucked up when you're having sex and you're being self-conscious. She's kind of trying to make up for it. She maybe will blow me like two or three times a week, which is always great. And I try and be a trooper for it all, but sometimes in the back of my mind, you know, it's just, it really bothers me. It's hard to get used to it. Yeah.

Her lumbito is not the same. I feel like she's not as into it, but it's just kind of just taking care of me just so I'm not too upset. She doesn't want to do anal. It's just something that's not appealing to her. I guess her ass will click into her or something, but she's not into it.

And she's trying, though. You know, she's going to kind of like pussy PT right now where she's just trying to figure out a way to get back to where she is. This guy's hilarious. But the question I'm having is am I overthinking this thing? I love her so much. She's a really great girl. I feel like I really got a winner here and maybe even would want to propose to her soon. But just sometimes this –

you know, my own sexual desires cause me to kind of stray off course a little bit and consider things that, I don't know, maybe I'm, um, I'm making a big mistake even thinking about because I think I do have the perfect girl. It's just that, uh, I'm letting this sex thing take over. So I don't know. Uh, maybe you have some better thoughts for me. Yeah. Yeah. This guy's hilarious. I do love that. He sounds like,

Like the first half, it's like he's worried about his girlfriend. And then he's like, so yeah, she's got this health problem. It's like, you know, she's got vaginismus. And then I'm like, oh, he sounds like worried about it. And she's trying to make it up to me that she has a problem. So she sucks me off all the time. And I'm trying to be a trooper about all the head I'm getting. He literally said, I'm trying to be a trooper. Stav, I am just suffering through blowjob after blowjob.

And I could really use some guidance. It's not like she has this problem and she's not doing it. She's going to like pussy PT. Putting in the work. She's got rubber bands. She's stretching rubber bands in and out of her pussy. She's got like the blow tube in her mouth while she's on the treadmill. They're squirting liquids up there or something. Yeah, they've got a fucking... We can rebuild her. Someone in scrubs is guiding her through kegels. She's running underwater in a pool.

Meanwhile, he's on Instagram looking at his ex's bikini pictures. He's like, I don't know. It's just, am I overthinking this? So, look. I don't think you're overthinking it for that specific question. There's no, I mean, how could, you're going to think about it every day and night if that's an issue in your life. A, because you care about her, and B, because you want to have sex. Yeah. And so, I don't know. It's like, can you get into like,

He's like, she doesn't want to do anal. He's like, I'm willing to meet her halfway by getting my dick sucked and fucking her in the ass. And having threesomes with her friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She won't even let me fuck all their whores. How's it going with clit stuff? Are you eating pussy? She's sucking you off. Are you eating pussy? He's like, for some reason we haven't thought of that as a potential solution. She has it circled on a whiteboard in the room and he's just never looked at it. It's like, what else could there be?