Joe List [PATREON PREVIEW]
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Well, can I just open with the story from the other day on the flight back? Sure. The guy next to me. Yes, please. We got on the plane and we went to New Orleans. We went to New Orleans. For the big Norman wedding, which I assume by the time this is out, it's over. Yeah. I assume they're long done. Norman's sleeping in my guest room by the time this comes out. Hey, Mark, sorry. We're going to tell the story about your marriage crumbling. I'm sure he's...

Balls deep in the cleaning lady. We're coming back. Yes. And, you know, you're in first class. I'm hoping for the upgrade. I was the last one. Yeah, they fucked you. They fucked me. Something happened. I don't know. It was political, I think. Yeah. Bad optics giving you first class. We boarded together. We're hanging out. And you're very recognizable. You can't. If you sort of recognize me, you know who I am.

You can't be like, who is that? I don't want to say who, but somebody pushed back because we were at the wedding and I was like, I think Stavros is now the most popular comic here, like the most famous comic here. And then this comic went...

Well, he is more recognizable because of his look. I didn't realize that it was hurting you. Sorry. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Not successful. Yeah. I'm just fat as shit. I don't have a balding, weird long hair. That's what it is. I'm sure if I didn't have this hat on, people would be throwing their tits at me.

But anyway. Anyway, yes. So we get on the plane and then I say whatever I said to you, something about whoever. And then I get on the flight and the guy next to me is like, dude, do you work for Stop Rouse? Damn, dude, he thought you were eldest. That's the biggest insult anyone can levy. And I went with it. I was like, oh, yeah, I work with him.

I work for him. He's good. He makes me sit back here in comfort. Plus, of course, which is what I do to all this when I'm in first class. Yeah, it's true. I'm by the shitter when Stavs eating a little tuna tuna little lunch they got on. Yeah, you know, I'll pass it back to you someday. By the way, shit flows downhill because I'm shitting on the idea of working for you right in front of you. Imagine.

What a piece of shit he thought I was. What a dumb loser you'd have to be. Anyways, can you raise the levels up a little bit? Because I'm not sure they can hear me perfectly right now.