Jay Larson [PATREON PREVIEW]
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Love the podcast you make me laugh a lot. Anyway, I know the 35 second rule. That's right. I'm trying to adhere to it. So basically There's something I'm kind of self-conscious about I've been married for 10 years and there's something that I hide from my wife and that's that I masturbate in a completely different way and I know this because like Watch porn you the dudes are always

Jacking off with like a supinated. Supinated? That means palm up. Okay, classic. Yeah. And I do it with a pronated. No. Palm down. Like this? Yeah. That's awesome. When I was younger, figuring all this shit out.

Okay, alright. No. Yeah.

And, yeah, that's pretty much it. I've been hiding it from my wife so if she ever, like, has to fluff me up or something, I just got to deal with it being the wrong way. I don't know.

That's the problem? Is that your wife doesn't jack you off reverse grip? This guy jacks off goofy. Isn't that what we all want? Someone to do it differently than we do it? That's true. That's what we want. Mix it up. He's like, honey, get behind me and give me the reach around. That's what he wants. He really does want to reach around. I'm going to be straight up. I think more often than not,

Men and women in committed relationships don't know how to tell their partner what they get down with. You know what I mean? I bet if he went to her and was like, hey, he's embarrassed. This is on him. Yeah, he's embarrassed. She's going to be like, that's what you do? And she's going to be like, okay, I'll fucking. She would do that in two fucking seconds. Of course. She'd be like, you know what else I like? Go get the fucking 32 Louisville Slugger. Let me show you what I like.

Who knows? Take some BP in my pussy. I bet you if he went to her and was like, yo, this is how I get down, and it's because of cello, which, by the way, that's your real fault. Yeah. Isn't cello sideways? Yeah, you're over here, right? You're still grabbing it like a cock kind of, aren't you? I guess you don't grab it like this. Listen, I don't know of any cello teachers. All right, guys, everyone grab it like a cock. All right, there you go.

Come on, kids.