Chris Distefano [PATREON PREVIEW]
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I am Josh. I am newly married two years. Been in this relationship about six years. My issue is my wife has an ex who she had three children with. The problem is that this ex somehow right after they got divorced became best friends with her mom, my mother-in-law. Now they're super close.

We ended up, you know, roundabout figuring out that they're kind of a thing a little bit. What? Haven't caught anything super serious, but read some text messages telling each other they love each other and all this stuff. They go on hikes together. They hang out all the time. Oh, my God. They're like best friends now. They never were before. No way. The mom is married. They're super close. We all know what's happening. We even called the guy out for it, and he's just like, I know it needs to stop.

Like we said, we saw the text messages. - Oh, what the fuck? - Yeah, I know we need to stop this right now. So whatever, they're still like best friends. Like the kids had a sports Christmas party. They drove together, hung out there together and that. They're always going out to eat together. Like with the kids and stuff, it's like they're trying to make their own little family. Obviously it gets under my skin. I'm pissed off. My wife is like always crying about it when new things happen.

It's really heartbreaking for her. And it just obviously pisses me off. I don't know what to do. So just looking for some clarification on what you might think would be a good idea to do. Okay. Dude, I thought that one was going to end with a gunshot blast. This is fucking wild. So your ex...

She has three kids with this guy and he starts fucking her mom after she gets... So this guy's married to a woman. Because I got lost. What is the scenario? Here's what's going on. What's the scenario? So let's put it in your terms. Okay. You and Jasmine, right? Right. So her... Does she have a kid from another... Yes. Okay. Yeah. Perfect. Yeah. So her former baby daddy now starts dating Jasmine's mom. And now that guy and his kid and...

and the grandma are all going out having a great time like just you know becoming a little family he's dating her he's always not only is he too much a part of your life but now he's fucking your mother-in-law he

He's around. He's fucking up her relationship. He's fucking up your relationship with Jasmine. He's just like... And that's basically the situation. And it's like fucking everything up. It's like, imagine that guy not only being more around than you'd like, but he's fucking your mother-in-law. Dude, that is... I mean, first of all, it's a porn category. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a porn obsession. That also says something about...

that pussy was passed down through the generations. Well, I was going to talk about the silver lining here is here's what I am assuming without even seeing anyone is this guy, the guy who's called in is pretty lucky because what you know for sure now is that the woman that you're with is going to continue to stay hot as she gets older because the mom is obviously hot

If your ex-husband is banging her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, it's fucking insane. Yeah. It's kind of like you can't afford, you know, you really wanted a new Porsche, but you're like, let's see what they got on eBay. Right. And you got the 82. You know what I mean? You get like a used car version of it. It's like, he couldn't afford his hot new wife. So now he's like, well, I guess I can fuck your mom. Dude, I don't, honestly, I get where it's uncomfortable, but it doesn't, dude, it's...

What would be worse is if your current wife, who has kids with other... You know, she had kids with this previous guy. If that... If you saw a text message between them... Of course that would be worse. Then it's like you're having an affair, and then it's like, that's not good. But this, it's like...

I don't know. On one hand, I understand. On the other hand, it's like, dude, it's, well, it's none of your business. I mean, let her fuck your wife's mom. I don't know, dude, because a guy like this being around, I don't like. Yeah. Just his vibe, because he almost, it's almost like, he's going to fuck your wife again. That's what I mean. There's,

no way he's not gonna fuck your wife he's gonna catch her like yeah she's having these strong emotions about this guy constantly she hates him she's like there exactly there's a primal porn thing here where even if she instantly regrets it he's fucking her one more time yeah if he's around just forever he's using this as a way to stay in this is like almost a game of thrones yeah where he's kind of sticking around he's like he's like oh i'm you know i'm just no i want nothing i don't want the

throne yeah I don't want your girl's pussy I'm happy with her mom yeah and in a weird way he's like you know he's keeping himself busy fucking the mom but he's lurking dude and they're his kids yeah he's always around I wonder do they have kids does this guy have kids with his current woman it doesn't sound like it so it's like that's tough to begin with absolutely when somebody else dude you gotta understand like what

That's a bond. I dealt with it for a little while. I think that is one of the main reasons why we had the first pregnancy accidents. Because when I met Jasmine, I was so in love with her, so infatuated with her, in love and beautiful. I was like, this is one of my dreams. And then she was like, oh, I have a kid. And I was like, is that guy dead? Like, hopefully that guy's dead. I don't know.

And she was like, no, like he's a great dad. I see him once. So, you know, he sees his kid once a week. I was like, well, I have to not pull out tonight because I have to fucking even the playing field because I can't be in love with this woman and then just feel so inadequate. And so I was like, I got to also have a kid with you. And then because it does feel like, like it's rough. Like when you are dating someone and they have a kid and you don't have a kid because

Because the ultimate bond and connection, as you said, with two people is a kid. It's not marriage. Marriage is a piece of paper. It's procreating. So it's like there's already feelings of inadequacy. And now, like you said, fucking her mom lurking. What I do want to know. Taking him out for sun. The grandma and your grandma and your dad are taking you out for sundaes. Yeah. And it's like it feels like that's your family.

Well, it is. Well, that's another, it's literally your family, but it's like, that cuts out your stepdad. And also, what's this going to do to their fucking kids? That's another, we haven't even thought about that. It's weird. Imagine, like, they're probably little now, but like, imagine you're like 10, 11, and you're like, wait, what the fuck is going on here? Dude, these kids are going to be more fucked up than my kids who have a transgender nanny. Yeah.

Yeah, they're learning. Your kids are learning lessons. You know what I mean? My kids, yeah. The trans nannies probably tell them how to do their makeup really good. I know, it's awesome. A trans nanny knows how to do a nice red lip. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.