Bonus #93 - Kush Brothers Vol. 14 [PATREON PREVIEW]
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We've been together ever since. You know, still very much in love. Wonderful. Still that spark of romantic interest in each other. But the spark for, like, sex is gone. Like, completely. Like, we still sometimes have sex, but it's not like it was when we first started. When we were 18. Where, you know, we could just get it on anywhere. Your cum was coming out of your fingernails. Yeah.

Uh-oh.

Hopefully not keep it permanent, but just something like that. You know, it kind of got dropped pretty quickly just because my wife wasn't necessarily the most comfortable with that idea. My wife wasn't? Oh, this is bad. This is bad. Keep going, Ellis. And then about a week ago, my wife brought it back up and she said, you know, I'd be willing to try it. Pause this.

A hot guy just got a job at her office. You'll have to know the exact moment that he came up. If your wife brought this up out of nowhere, there is a guy she is going to fuck hours after you technically give her permission to. But anyway, let's just see what, you know, that's just my hunch here. You know, as long as there's clear communication and everything, I was, you know,

I was okay with it, you know, if it might help us out. But then the wrinkle came up. My wife doesn't want me to see other people. Oh. Oh. Oh, this is a good deal. The wrinkle. The small hiccup. What the fuck?

What are you talking about? The second round of negotiations has gone a little different. There's a modification to our original deal. The wrinkle. Dude, honestly, I mean, I guess let's finish this. Actually, let's finish this. She just wants to see other people. She said that she's not comfortable with the idea of me...

you know, having sex with other people, but she felt I would be. What? I told her that was insane and I wasn't gonna be doing it if that was the case, and now she's calling me selfish and that I'm just using this as an opportunity to get strange pussy, basically. So, uh... But what is she doing? If you want to give me some advice on how to explain to her that this is insane,

I appreciate it. Love you, stuff. You're done. I mean, this marriage is one of the most over... Hey, hold on. Okay, right, right, right, right, right, right. Well, we do have sort of an expert here on the couch. It's true. But let me just address a couple things before we send it over to our friend Naney. Marvel fan and man in an open marriage, Nick Naney. Call that the Avengers. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

It's a bunch of dudes coming through portals. Assemble to fuck Nene's wife. The vibrator flies across the room into a guy's head.

Oh, boy. You got to laugh to keep from crying. Haul down with a dildo at the end of his arrow, shoots it in the mouth of a pussy. That's good stuff. Yeah. Okay. What is Black Panther doing? Get it out. Get it out. Oh, don't worry. Black Panther's definitely there, buddy. He's got a pair of Timbs on. Yeah. Sure does. The Winter Soldier is fisting her. Just the mask and Timbs. Yeah.

Yep. Throws the shield directly into her pussy. Deadpool's the only one acknowledging me. Breaking the fourth wall. Good stuff, man. Okay, anyway. So this is crazy because I don't even... I mean, this is like...

What do you mean explain it to her? She's trying to gaslight you into letting her cheat. She wants to be a hot wife, essentially. Something that's definitely possible is to explain to your wife that she's being insane. Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah. That works out well. She's not going to start crying even though you're completely in the right here. Yeah.

how on earth is that fair? Like, what do you have to say? Like, hey, babe, like, you know, if we were both hungry and there was two sandwiches and I said, boy, I'd really like a sandwich. Why don't we both have a sandwich? And she said, well, I actually want, I only want to eat. Hey, babe, it kind of feels like you drove through Jimmy John's without me on this one. You didn't tell me you were picking it up. What do you mean explain it to her? She knows what the fuck. She knows everything.

I mean, this is like... Oh, it's over. Yeah, she clearly wants to cheat. And by the way, yeah, you got together after high school. I mean, come on. Like, yeah, either way, even if... It's interesting, though, because if she just wanted to break up with him, she would just say, let's have an open relationship, fuck whoever she wanted, and then break up. Like, she would ease into it, right? Well, she doesn't want to be hurt. That's like her... She's being very, very...

I kind of respect it. Yeah. This woman is asking, it's crazy to ask for this. It's insane to be like, hey, honey. The crazy thing is like, you can't. It's like, I can cheat on you, but you can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't do what I'm doing. And the fact that she's made this so clear and that she's like,

mad at you for like fucking and by the way she I think she wants him to dump her and she's like what's the worst thing I can do in this situation to make him be like it's over right and I think he's I don't know maybe she's she's bluffing she might be bluffing but also she probably wants to do this too yeah you know she might be bluffing or she's trying to get that pussy Hulk smashed you know what I'm saying now you're talking my language laughing

And, buddy, you got to snap and have this pussy disappear, okay? See you at Comic-Con. Next call.

Yeah, dude, I just really don't know what to tell you here, man. Who brought it up in the first place? Did he bring it up? Is that what you were uncomfortable about? It sounds like he brought it up first, and then she's like, hey, wait a minute. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, this is fucking insane. I don't... There's no... The idea of an open relationship came up just... Wait, scroll down a little bit. And then he said she was uncomfortable about it. Either way...

This isn't going to fucking work, man. Yeah. By the way, if you did an open relationship, it would just be like, you know, the beginnings of a lot. When people who have been gay for a while just open it up in the middle of it, that's just, let's ease our way into breaking up. Yeah. Is it really? Yeah.

Huh? Is it really? You guys were open. No, no, no, no. You're fine because you're both freaks. Yeah, that's true. You and your wife are both some of the oddest people I've ever met in my life. And so it's going to work for you. It's not that abnormal to be into Marvel, okay? A lot of 39-year-old men are into Marvel.