Bonus #85 - Kush Brothers Vol. 12: Kush Nephews #1 [PATREON PREVIEW]
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I just want to know if I'm making a weird decision here or not, and I want your advice. Quick context: I'm 25, my girlfriend's 24, we've been together for about five years now, we live together, we talk about our future together, all this.

She has this friend whose company I quite like. Yes. And I do have to admit, this friend is attractive, but I'm not attracted to her. Right. I have no nefarious intentions with any of this. Right. Nice. But I really like this friend's company. And her and the friend have been friends for about a year now. I like to be near her, too. She comes around the house pretty frequently.

frequently, you know, a couple times a week. Has dinner, watches a movie, plays some games with us. Sure, sure. And I want to hang out with like just her sometimes. Not all the time. Oh, no, no. Just like one night. We have a show together and my girlfriend has to go do something for like a half hour or something where she's not at home. I just love hanging out with his friends. She smokes weed and I smoke weed. My girlfriend doesn't. She's really funny. She knows how to have a good time.

Is it weird if I ask to just hang out with her sometimes and not have a girlfriend? Not specifically, hey, girlfriend, you can't come. But like, hey, girlfriend, I'm going to go hang out with a friend tonight. And it was just going to be the two of us and we were going to go get a few drinks or something. It's weird because, again, I don't have any nefarious intentions whatsoever. I'm not attracted to –

This girl is attractive, but I'm not attracted to her. Shut the fuck up. Why are you lying to us? What the fuck? You all got a lot of the cush. Get the fuck out of here. All right, do the Cush Nephews are all people? Not in Cush Nephews Volume 1. This guy sounds like fucking J.P. McDade to me. He's a piece of shit. What?

I mean, dude. JP would do some shit like this. This is some shit JP McDade. That's some shit this universe's JP McDade would do. I hate that evil motherfucker. Yeah.

Fuck you, dude. Don't practice the speech you're going to give your girl. You clear. I've never heard anyone want to fuck someone more than you want to fuck this woman. For real. I mean, what am I, a fucking baby? You're going to fucking come in here and tell me you have no nefarious purposes? She is attractive, but I'm not attractive to her. That's the craziest one. I just like being around her all the time. I just like being around her. Is it weird to ask that?

You try it, pal. Float it to your girlfriend. See what she says. What the fuck? What the fuck are you talking about? What if this was the opposite situation? You want your girlfriend? He's like, oh, perfect. Yeah, she can hang out with my friend and I'll hang out with her friend. You just want to fuck her friend.

It's one of those things where if it's like you can make friends with people But if it's not if you're asking this question the answer is no that's a great point if it was just an organic Oh, we're actual friends thing. It wouldn't be that weird, but but they do both like smoking weed You know people when they smoke weed they don't cheat on their It's just it's just that they have fucking stuff in common

That's so true. Yeah, I mean, this is like, think about, this is one of the fucking craziest. I'm like mad this guy would ask us this. I like the few drinks.

Yeah, get a few drinks. A bushel of drinks. What? Do me and Eldis go get two drinks, just me and Eldis? No! What the fuck are you talking about? You're describing dates. Fuck. This guy pisses me off. This wasn't even like... Which we have got this before, too, and it is obviously bullshit, but this isn't even like...

I feel like I have, like, no female friendships or something. You know? Yeah, no, you're right. I'm wondering if I, like, you know, should I make... Should I try to make friends with girls or some shit? It's like, you know, one specific person that he sees all the time. Like, the way he described her, I...

like her so much more than his girlfriend. Yeah, right, right, right. Just in the way that he... His POV. His energy. We didn't get one positive remark about his girlfriend. He wasn't like... In fact, if he was like, my girlfriend is my world. I love her more than anything. I just get along with this girl. He also didn't even say he was attracted to his girlfriend. Right, right. And the fact that you on... You were like twice...

Told us she was attractive. He didn't say I'm not attracted to her, which you could have said. You could have said I'm not attracted to this girl, even if she was hot. But you said, no, she is objectively attractive. I'm not attracted to her, though. Fucking piece of shit. The best part, too, is that she's nice to him.

Because she's his girl's friend. She's being nice. She feels safe in the home of her friend and her boyfriend. Yes. Imagine if you actually want to be friends with her, imagine betraying her trust like this. Like, oh, we got a good thing going. Let's go get a couple whiskey sours. What? Yeah.

Also, this is like, I think the waitress is into me on steroids. This is like, I have a connection with my girlfriend's friend. Yeah, because she thinks you're the only men in her life that don't try and fuck her are most relatives and most friends' boyfriends. And she thinks you're one of the guys that's not trying to fuck her. And you think we're fucking stupid enough that you are going to ask her this and then...

You're gonna you're gonna discover after a couple times hanging out then oh wait a second I mean we just get along so great in it should I date her? Oh, I never thought about this. I just wanted to smoke weed with her. You can't find a male friend you smoke with just smoke weed with you? FUCK YOU! You pissed me off! This guy sucks so much dick.

And it's what it is. What you said, Jamel, which we say all the time, don't lie to us. Don't lie to us. We are your defense attorneys. Exactly, man. You're spitting in my eye lying to me like this. Yeah, you come with us with this mess? I don't know how the knife got there. Yeah, exactly. I don't know where the blood came from. You tell us you want to fuck her and we'll tell you how to do it. No, we won't. Yeah, maybe not. You know, we'll do something. But just get the fuck out of here. And don't hit your boys that smoke weed now. You need to quit smoking weed, pal. You're done. You're done.

You out of the Kush nephew. You're not a Kush nephew. You're not a Kush nephew. Unless you call back and admit you just want to fuck her. Then you get that and we'll let you back in. I would have respected that more if you were just like, hey, I am a little attracted to her. I'm...

Conflicted because I want more female friendships and it would be cool to be friends with her, but... Am I just deluding myself and I just want to fuck her? Yeah, give her something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But to be so defensive the whole way through. Nothing nefarious. Nothing nefarious. Well, you say nefarious twice in one message. Attractive, but not attractive to her. Damn. I'm going to kill this guy. I'm going the opposite way with my girlfriend's friends where I'm just looking for all the... Obviously, like, I'm just having a good time just...

going over their flaws. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Absolutely. Yeah, get close with your girl. Be like, God, she's such a bitch sometimes. I mean, I like her. But... Why is she acting like such a fucking cunt? That's good, Elvis. That's what a good boyfriend would do. That's a good boyfriend right there. Yeah, bog with her through mocking her friend. Because women love that. Women love tearing each other down. It's kind of one of the only things they understand.

On an intuitive basis. Right, guys? Yeah. Yeah, dude. Yeah.