Bonus #83 - Live Call Show Vol. 13 [PATREON PREVIEW]
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So I'm 26, just to get into it. I got out of a long-term relationship about three months ago. I've been getting back into the dating pool and whatnot. And it got me thinking, my only relationships that have lasted any significant amount of time have been with girls that I hooked up with on the first date. Interesting. We were just talking about this. Go ahead. Yeah. And I don't...

I don't know if... I'm not trying to make it seem like I get out there and slay a lot. It's not even like that. But is decent dick making up for a shit personality? No. Let me stop you right there, Chief. The idea that you think that from ages 18 to 25, you were dicking these whores down so good that they had to lock you down is...

ludicrous this ain't dick too good this is not a dick too good scenario let me let me stop you all right that's just a lot more to do with these women than it has anything to do with you but anyway well anyway well sorry let's hear you out let's hear out the rest of your call here so uh

Now I'm like, now with this realization, I've been trying to be more wholesome with my dating situations. Right, right. Because as soon as they get their hands on that anaconda, these whores won't know how to act.

This is awesome. Your call is, is it me or my beautiful cock that's making these women fall in love? Goddamn, that's all. All right, keep going. I'll stop interrupting. I actually will stop interrupting you. Go ahead. I was just like, how do I deal with, like, trying to do a more wholesome dating situation these days? Like, I'm not trying to go out and, like, hook up with chicks anymore. I'm, like, really trying to figure something out here. Interesting.

This is kind of a weirdly became the theme of this episode out of nowhere. All right.

I think that's good. Whatever. You know, you're having this – you're kind of in the same mind frame that I am and even me and Ellis have been joking about it this episode. But I think – and we were actually just giving the last caller some advice about dating with a little more intention, which just sounds like what you're trying to do here. You're trying to actually get to know the person before you digmatize them. Exactly.

Before they have their eyes, you take your dick out and their eyes just have like black and white versions of your dick spinning and their pupil is completely replaced. All right, before we get to the advice, how big is your, let's really get into your cock here for a second. Because you seem pretty confident in this dick. So let's just break down the stats. You're 26. How much cock meat are we working with?

I mean, it's nothing too great. It was 7-5. Excuse me? 7-long-5-girth. Oh, okay.

I thought you were saying seven and a half. That's a nice little trick there. What did he say? He said seven five, but I thought that meant 7.5. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What does it mean? Seven to five? I'm like, yeah, I'm like six, two. Seven inches long, five inches thick. Five inches thick? What the fuck? You tie a fucking... Oh, thick? What the fuck? You're telling me you tie a string around your cock and then you fucking take it off and it's five inches?

What are we talking about? A fucking monster energy drink can? You have to measure the girth of your dick like that. You remember that one guy from the Guinness Book of World Record who had the world's longest nails? Oh, yes. And they curled up and they had to measure it with a string and just wrap it around the curls and then measure how long that string was. So this man's got a coke can. Okay. Now, look, me and Elvis, we aren't big minds. We're not mathematical minds here, right? Okay. So...

Give us an object. Are we talking a monster energy can? Are we talking shorter and slightly thinner? Liquid Death, in fact, you know? A sponsor. Not quite Liquid Death. Not quite Liquid Death, but a little thinner?

Somewhere between a Red Bull can and a Liquid Death can. I would say, like, Red Bull can. Red Bull can. Okay. All right. All right. An 8-ounce Red Bull can with a 12-ounce height. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, I see. The thickness of a Red Bull with the height of a Liquid Death. That's still a pretty nice piece. Okay. I see. I see. And have made... Okay. And then, what about the nut rate on these women?

How often are they nutting? Do they respond like, damn, nice cock? Is this maybe why you have so much confidence in this? Because you have stated this as if it's a... You're going into this as if these are unimpeachable facts, that your cock is so good, it ruins the possibility of you having an open and honest relationship. So I just want to get to how you came to this scenario. It's...

It's just I was thinking about like every time I've hooked up on a first date Then it was a not long relationship for like three months to a year ice and Every time that I don't then I kind of go like two or three dates, then they lose interest interesting inch and you so I'm sorry you so you so you're telling me you either fuck on the first date or you don't fuck at all pretty much and

Interesting, because to me... Okay, see, the fact that you would think that that's your dick, because that says to me potentially... It's not really I think it's my dick. No, no, no. Maybe I have a shit personality, and in the times that I have, you know, laid on the first date, then it makes up for it. Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. We're joking around, but there is something here, because why isn't it possible that those girls... The girls that did fuck you on the first date...

just really liked your personality and that that's what you're they liked you so much they fucked you on the first date but they also liked you enough to keep dating you whereas the girls that didn't like you it's not a shit personality thing it's a it's a it's just a compatibility thing and what you're describing is just dating dude like it is a little weird that you don't

you've never, you know, that it's either a first date or nothing. That's maybe a little bit of a statistical anomaly here or there. But I do think that shows a little bit of more belief in your, you know, energy drink sized cock than in your personality. Whereas the data I'm looking at, it could be either or, you know what I mean? I guess I'm just saying, don't get so down on your personality because that's, it's possible that these girls just really, because here's the thing.

The girls, when they decide to fuck you on the first date, they don't know. They don't have x-ray goggles on. They don't know what's waiting for them. You know what I mean? They're fucking you because they liked you. That's true. So I would just put that out there as a little, let's boost up your self-esteem, your personality self-esteem, even though philosophically...

helping a man with a big dick feel better about himself goes against everything I believe in. But because you called in, because you're a good guy, I'll try and boost you up. So I would keep that in mind. All right. So, okay, so now we're talking. So now we've cleared that up. Sorry, I had to do my due diligence. You know we're a very thorough show here, my friend. Yeah.

So, okay. So now you just got out of this relationship and you're trying to go on a little bit more of a wholesome tip. And so how's it been going so far? Not great. Not great. Okay. I mean, I've gone on like probably...

dates with five different women since. And I'd say three of them, it seemed like we really hit it off after the first date and then kind of dropped off. Like no contact, which, you know, no water on my back is what it is these days. But other than that, yeah, it's just been kind of slow. I kind of really hate the dating apps. Interesting. Well, look, dude, I also think this potentially, I mean, look,

What would be different here if you weren't taking this tact? Basically, to me, it sounds like you just don't have enough data yet, right? Like you might have just hit five women that... Are you saying you in the past would have tried to hook up that night and maybe you would have kept dating? Is that what you're saying? Or are you just saying you've hit a patch with you just got five in a row bad luck kind of thing? Mm-hmm.

I'd say the latter. Yeah. So if that's the case, I think you're still, I think you're still okay to be all you're just, all you're talking about is when you find someone you like, you'll wait at least one date, not to fuck them. That's really all you're saying here, right?

I don't know if I can afford it. Okay, let's get back to this. Your cock is not a fucking magic wand, bro. Let me shake you of tooth. I'm trying to big up you on your personnel. What I'm trying to get through your thick skull is that somehow you have such low self-esteem. You're a guy with low self-esteem that was born with a big dick. And so you think the only thing that's explaining women liking you is your above average piece.

I'm here to tell you that's not the case. You're thinking like a dumbass and that you should believe in yourself and that the girls that like you like you for you and that your cock is the cherry on top. And so here's what I'm seeing. This guy's going to get elders. This guy's going to get more and more desperate. He's like, ah, none of these dates are working. I don't want you pulling your cock out in a Chili's parking lot, man. All right? That's where this ends. You get fucked. You're like, all right, I need to get my fucking, I need to get my AC.

ace in the hole and then you pull your dick through your dungarees you pull your dick out of the zipper that's not gonna be it dude that's not gonna do it you can afford it you've just been on a fucking slow streak here and you know that happens five you know five in a row sucks but that's just that's the game brother like sometimes just don't hit it off fair fair I have a question the girls that like you've gotten into a relationship with that you've fucked all of them on the first date like

How much of it, like, you know, how or why did you get into a relationship with them instead of just, like...

keep dating them? Did you just kind of like backslide into sort of a relationship? That's a good point. Just because you're just going with the flow or something and because they'll fuck you. Right. And you're like, yeah, fuck it. That's more low self-esteem behavior. Yeah. Because you've described it as you have no agency here where it's like, well, I fuck these girls. I, you know, I knock the bottom out of their pussy. They have, and then I just let them date me as long as they decide to. Right. You know what I mean? Is that what's going on here?

I'm maybe a little bit of that if I'm being honest. Yeah. Yeah. And look, you are, it is, it is a lot of, uh, like hookup and then just like end up hanging out frequently after that. And it just kind of happens. So, and like you are 26. Yeah. That's fine. That's normal. We're not over here judging that, but it's more of like, have, how about this? That's, here's a question to ask. Have you broken off any of these, these like situationship slash relationship things?

I have. You have? Okay. So maybe that's not... That doesn't really fall into... I mean, I would say that's a very accurate statement besides one or two of them. Gotcha, gotcha. Yeah. I see. Okay, so for the most part, we're right here. How are these fuck on the first dates dates going? Like, what, do you just get just as drunk as fuck as fast as you can and try to get to the pussy pretty much? Or what's the vibe? No, I mean...

A few times it's like, yeah, we're out partying and stuff, but it's not like fucking blackout drunk and all that. Sure. Eldest is asking you if you date how he dated in his early 20s. Just get as drunk as you can. The 23-year-old Sula playbook and then drive home drunk. Get your dick sucked and then drive home drunk to your family's house in the suburbs. Yeah.

Dodge a DUI up 83. Oh, fuck. We've gotten lucky. Okay. So, yeah, dude, honestly, you're coming through with too much belief in your dick and too little belief in yourself. That's my diagnosis here, is that we have a bit of a self-esteem issue overall. Because if you're basically just letting... It's not about... And listen, I can relate to this, right?

So I find I until very recently, anytime I went on a date with someone, I looked at it as I have to impress this person, not I have to get to know this person and see if we're compatible. And I think that's maybe the number one key for you is I would, you know, my hunch is on some level you were kind of looking at it as,

I want to impress this person. I want them to like me. A little bit of a little, you know, maybe some people pleasing stuff. And maybe that's the first shift in your thinking that I would suggest is like, it's not about getting this girl to like you. It's about seeing if you have some kind of connection. Right. And you will, by the way, dude. Like, that's just, you just got to play the numbers and you just got to, can't get...

you can't get down on yourself, you know? And here's how you got to like reframe the dates too. Like, you know, I mean this in the most toxic masculinity way possible, but like... This is a red pill corner. Go ahead. You really got to think of dates as like, you know,

I'm taking busy time out of my schedule to go on dates with these girls. And, you know, you're 26. That's probably not true. But you really got to think of it as like, you know, I'm not going to ride out a long-ass date until I can maybe get like pussy on the first date or something. You just got to treat the dates like...

Keep the first few dates to a weeknight date, low-key, after work or something. Cap it off at two or three drinks and leave them wanting more, brother. And that's how you need to really internalize that. And it's like, hey, man, you don't need this pussy. You don't need these bitches out here. I'm with you until this last part.

I was with you, Eldest, except for the toxic masculinity framing. And then you're fucking, you don't need these whores pep talk. You're inimical to the powers of pussy, dude. He's not, though. So let's not lie to ourselves either. You do have to lie to yourself on some level, though. No, I think you get... Not lie to yourself, but you know what I'm saying. Like, you gotta fucking, you know...

It's like, yeah, this date isn't about just like getting straight to fucking. Like you just got to be like, hey, I'm in no rush. I'm not pressed to fuck. That's fair. I just got to, you know, we'll have a couple drinks, see how the vibes are. And if it's good, I'll try to set something else up. And if not. Yeah. No, I agree with what I was saying in this sense, bud. That like, that yes, look at it more as...

Like, don't like... Because we also sense a little bit of...

This is getting you down a little too much that you've gone 0 for 5? It's definitely not. Don't get that. It's definitely not. Don't get that. Well, you know, I mean, I think it's going 0 for 5 on no connection, no pussy can be a little tough. So just like keep the – I like the idea of like, you know, the first couple dates, like Eldis is saying, it's kind of a low-pressure thing. It's like go out for a couple happy hours, you know, go out for two or three drinks max.

and then have shit to do and be like, had a great time. You can text a little bit, meet up. And then if it feels like the vibes are good, then the third date can become like, let's really spend some time and get to know each other. And then if the vibes are right, we pull out the fucking, we pull out the deal sealer, a.k.a. seven inches of pain. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that sounds good. Yeah.