Bonus #72 - Kush Brothers Vol. 9 [PATREON PREVIEW]
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I have a bit of a dilemma here. So, my father, he's in his late 50s. He's been single for a while, but he finally this past year got himself a girlfriend. Nice. Super happy for him, but this Christmas when, you know, me and his girlfriend's family all met up to meet each other,

Well, I ended up hooking up with his girlfriend's daughter. Give him those sounds. And for context, she's 29. I'm 23. Yes. So, like, I don't really feel bad about it. You know, I would do it again for sure. The only problem is she's had a boyfriend for, like, 10 years. Oh, fuck. Ooh. And she keeps texting me and, like, calling me. Oh, God. And wanting to...

That's awesome.

Yeah, it's been a few weeks now, and I just don't know how to let her down. I need a place to be. All right, there's two couples you need to break up. You need to break up this girl, and her boyfriend needs to break up your dad and his girlfriend. That's step one. Well, it's one or the other. Well, no, it's that, yeah. You got two fences to clear here. That's true, that's true. Well, look, it's just dad and girlfriend. You can keep cucking this guy. Who cares? Um...

Interesting stuff here. I mean, he's 23, so you got to give him a pass. You're holding a grenade with the pin out. Right.

You give him a pass, but it's so funny to be like, I'm so happy for my dad. Now, the second I could, I fucked it up for him. The second I could, the second it made me feel a little good, I blew up the life he's been painstakingly trying to build. I prioritized my bodily urges over his well-being. You're such a fucking little cocksucker. And I will continue to do it, but...

But how do I tell him not that? And he's like, yeah, I would fuck her again, but, you know, I don't know. I'm in awe of how cool this guy is. Yeah, he's awesome. It's awesome. It's awesome.

But it's like, come on. I mean, but again, you put yourself in issues. You're 23. Yeah. A 29 year old girl, like girl. That's like your dad's girlfriend's daughter. So like officers suck your dick. None of us are saying no. So I totally get where he's coming from. But you just have to be like, hey, I mean, all you have to all you can say. The problem is here's the big problem.

You're fucked because this girl's clearly insane. Like, the fact that you'd be texting... Like, it's one thing to be like, get swept up in the Christmas spirit and suck some cock. Oh, what did we just do? Oh, no, this was a mistake. It's one thing to do that. It's another thing to constantly text you and like...

She's she you're her mom. You know, you're you're who you are in relation to her mom. She's also in a relationship for 10 years, which, by the way, that's crazy. Nineteen. They're getting in a relationship. You're 19. This you might just be catching her when she's trying to sabotage her life. Yeah. She might hate her life and she's doing the craziest shit she could possibly. She's in a common law situation. Yeah. You just you just have to be like, hey.

Like, I just don't want to affect our parents' relationship, which is so funny to say. Like, listen, if they break up, hit me up. But until then... That's a brilliant excuse for when it comes time to, you know, but like, yeah, you got to end this and hope... Pretty valid, too. And hope that it doesn't fuck up your dad's relationship. But like, ultimately, though, you didn't really do anything wrong here. You did something awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The only... I mean, no, yeah. Yeah.

I'm of two minds. The part of me that thinks teachers that fuck their students shouldn't go to jail, like female teachers that fuck their male 17-year-old students shouldn't go to jail, thinks you're a fucking awesome guy. But the part of me that, like, you didn't do anything. You did. This is just too complicated, and you probably shouldn't have done it if you wanted to keep things, you know,

like, how they were going for your family. But... And even though it's completely... Again, it's completely understandable. We know where you're coming from. But yeah, you just have to cut this shit off. Hope she fucking comes to her senses. But like, for me, all I would worry about is what if this girl blows his spot up? Yeah. This could actually make it... Like, his dad might be... Like, put yourself in his dad's shoes. You're like...

Ah, fuck. Like, part of you is like, my son's cool, but the other part of you... I think any real dad would just sort of just be like, that's my boy. Yeah, but his dad didn't get pussy for years. Yeah. Remember, his dad couldn't get a girlfriend when he was in his 50s. But his dad's gonna try to lower the temperature. It might be a dork. His time's over, though. His time's over. You're right. You know what? Never mind. If your dad's mad at you, he's a fucking bitch. He's already getting into heaven. You're fucking cool. Fuck this whore. Can't fuck her a couple more times. I don't, for all I give, fuck. Next question. Tell her...

Tell her you love her and you want to run away with her. Quit her relationship and then don't call her back after. Tell her you want to do that and then go to like the Middle East and then burn her passport and leave. You're good, bro. Leave that bitch in Bahrain. Oh my God.