Bonus #70 - Peter Muth [PATREON PREVIEW]
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What up, Stav? What up, Eldis? I'm in a predicament here. My girlfriend's kind of a whore. Okay. I've been with this girl for like almost a year and a half. Things are getting pretty serious. You know, we've talked about moving in together and, you know, potentially closing it off, getting married or whatnot, but...

In the beginning of our relationship, around the five-month mark, I was telling my bros, I was like, yo, I'm talking to this chick, I'm talking with her, I'm kind of messing around. Three of them in the room were like, oh, we already hit. Eskimo bros, let's go. I'm like, fuck.

You know, I'm a fraternity. I know these guys. That's brutal. Like, three... And look, I started this call being like... And I don't know that I would start this, my girlfriend's kind of a whore. I don't, you know... I wouldn't denigrate her and say she's a whore necessarily, but three of your friends... Like, my wife can have fucked 1,000 guys.

I don't want her to have fucked my friends. Or if she did, it's like, if it's like some random thing, we didn't know each other, whatever, that's, whatever, like, I guess it could happen, but like, three is really tough. And not that there's anything wrong with her, it's just that it still hurts and you admit that hurt.

hurt. That's the thing. That just hurts for some reason. You have to, like, I don't, I guess what it, like, psychologically, I just don't want to look three guys in the face who fucked my girlfriend. I'd prefer not to. I'd prefer not to. She didn't do anything wrong. She didn't do anything wrong. This is a preference on me. That's very hard for me to accept. Anyway, go ahead, dude. Sorry, keep going. Let's go. I'm like, fuck.

You know, and I'm the fraternity, I know these guys, they aren't the nicest dudes when it comes to women. Um, and it's not three, bro, she's fucked seven of my friends. And I know them all personally. Um... The thing is with our relationship is she's super fucking cool. She's literally my type in every way possible. We have an amazing connection. Everything is perfect. Literally, this is an ideal, perfect relationship. But for some reason...

Utter old scissor. Ugh.

Yeah, I mean, she's super fucking cool. She's literally, like, everything I want in a woman. And I would probably marry her if she hadn't fucked seven of my bros. That's not, that's kind of crazy. I don't know, I'm kind of, she keeps on making these, like, marriage jokes. She's like, oh, yeah, like, you were watching The Bachelor last night, and she was like, oh, my God, like, let's get married. I was like, yeah, totally.

So, I don't know. I'm needing all your thoughts on this because the relationship is perfect. And I was fucking with her for a while before I even heard this news. But, you know, maybe one or two is fine. Does she know the truth, I wonder? That's a good question. I don't know. That's kind of excessive. Yeah, let me know what you think. What should I do? Should I leave this girl? Oh, fuck. Should I have a discussion with her about it?

Even if I do talk to her about it, which I have, like, once, still really didn't fix anything. She still fucks seven of my friends. This isn't while we were together, Keith.

He hit the fucking limit. He just hit the three minute mark. That's fine. I think we get the idea. He probably went out for like three more minutes. Yeah. Just repeating seven. Do you think it was chill? I didn't get it. Go back. I mean, okay. There's actually not that much going on here. But first of all, way too young.

You hear it in this kid's voice. He's talking about fraternity. If you think of a fraternity as something that has any bearing in your life and not like a funny thing you used to be a part of or a funny thing you had friends from college, if it's an active force in your life, you're too young to be thinking about marriage, right? Good point up top, yeah, for sure. And then also...

He's just too young. He's clearly like just out of college. I mean, he sounds like it anyway. You're too young to be thinking about marriage for sure. Now, and you're also so young that this really hurts. You know what I mean? And it's like, because like, let's say like in five years from now, somebody meets this girl and

Who has no connection to these people. It's like, she fucked a bunch of guys in college. Who cares? Right? Like, if I met a girl now who fucked a bunch of guys in college, who fucked, like, a group of friends in college, wouldn't matter to me at all. Yeah. It would be weird if she hadn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. It would be like, what are you, a loser? You didn't get... Did you drink? You didn't get your pussy worked over freshman year. Loser. And so, like, that... Fucking loser. And so, like...

Now, that's the thing. It's like, you might be too in the weeds with this situation. You're too young where it's like, I remember, like, if this guy's like 22, can you imagine, like, pretending that's okay? You'd have to, you'd be, he talks about it right now where he's like, I just feel disgust. Which, again, like, this isn't, you know, who cares? This isn't crazy behavior. But for you at your age, it's,

It seems to me it's something you can't get over necessarily. And usually I always tell people, like, you should talk about your feelings. But, like, what is there really to get out of a discussion about this? Right. She didn't do anything to you. You know what I mean? She didn't do anything to you. And, like, all you... You might have... What are you going to have a discussion? Like, hey, like...

You didn't do anything wrong. It's just like I'm having a hard time dealing with the fact that you. But what is that? That's not going to achieve anything, I don't think. I think it's a classic case of it's completely up to him because if he can't in his heart get over it, which it sounds like based on all the positive things, I hope he would be able to if he's not 22 and closer to an age where marriage makes more sense.

Sounds like she's money. I say go for it. If you feel all those things, because I think one day you'll probably get over that. And if everything else was perfect, who cares? Like you said earlier, everybody has done that in their past. Well, one thing that I am worried about, though, because again, I wish I knew how old he was because like,

I don't trust that she is perfect. Because if you're... Like, remember when you were 22 and a girl was nice to you and fucked you constantly and was hot? Well, no, but... Well, the first... Yeah. Yeah. The first time... I mean, I was literally 22 the first time that happened to me. Never before that. But, like, it's like... Basically, my point is, like, he doesn't know who's perfect for him. That's a good point, too. He could just be enjoying...

And so I don't know if he's so young, but I agree with you. If it is like, if all those things are true, I just don't trust his judgment in every facet. Right. I don't trust his judgment about how much this affects him. I don't trust his judgment about how perfect this girl is. Sure, sure. Like, I think the actual truth here is she's...

She's the kind of girl that he does want to date in a vacuum and that this might be too much for him. And I think it's not as big a deal as he lets on and she's not as perfect as he lets on. Both things are kind of closer to the middle in reality, right? But he's, again, I might be reading this wrong. He's a young, very emotional kid who's getting his first taste of pussy from a girl who just like...

borderline just respects him and is nice and they have a nice conversation with. And she sounds cool. She sounds like she's easy to make friends with, right? So it's like there's a lot of positives here. But you're also right, Pete, in that, yeah, it is fully up to you. This is one of those things where it's like no one did anything wrong, but it's a preference thing of like,

Can you get over it? And sometimes you just can't get over certain things. That girl, to get, to have a, to bring it to personal where I was like talking about that one girl who I'd hooked up with a couple times and then like she left with some other guy at that party. Yeah. Later, she was like, I fucked up. I made a big mistake. And I was like, good, thank you. And I was like, cool, like,

Okay, let's talk about this, whatever. And we dated for like a week. And then I was like, like something completely innocuous happened. I was like, you fucking bitch. I just pretended I was okay with it. Right. And I just like, I just had a flashback. Like in my head, we're just having a nice Sunday afternoon. And I just see her like leave in my head. I flashed to her like leave with a guy. And then I flashed her like sucking his dick. And then I'm like, ah!

Get the fuck out of my house! And so, like, that was a moment where I shouldn't have accepted that apology. I should have said, look, I'm sorry. What you did was very hurtful. I don't think we're going to be able to work this out. And, like, whatever. I mean, whatever. I was, again, 23 when that happened. Whatever. Who cares? But, like, so this guy just has to be... But he doesn't even have that because he wasn't even wronged. But I'm just saying, like...

You just got to be realistic about what you can and can't deal with. So if you can, great. You're in a good relationship. If you can't, you know, you might not have the maturity to deal with this. This is another... Because his boys are probably going to be dicks about it, if they're even his friends. That's the other thing. He has... I bet you this guy, like, if they had met...

Whatever years later, he's probably not even friends with any of these guys. Yeah, that's a great point too. That's why I just think a lot... This is too... He's just... All this is too fresh is my guess, but...

And I don't think it's necessarily grounds to if a girl before you knew her slept with guys who you sort of, that you play beer pong with sometimes. Like, you know. When you're young, you think a person you met once is going to be in your life every day. Right, right, right. It's completely not true. So to your point, 10 years go by, half these people you'll forget existed. So how money is she?

And can you ride that out and remind yourself, she did nothing wrong. Right. Only you can say. Right, right, right. Yeah. So good luck, little buddy. I'm sorry. I feel for this kid because it's like he is having intense emotions. Like, again, this is like when you see a baby that's upset because, like, you know, he can't have a fucking ice cream for breakfast. Right.

And you're like, I know, dude, I know you want ice cream so bad right now. But we can't have ice cream. But we can't do it right now. It's like, I know, man, I know you want a good relationship with the girl you love, but you're too much of a bro right now to have that. You're too much of a stupid little kid right now. It's not about who you've been with. It's about who you end up with. There we go. There we go. Nice, man.