You know what's funny about, to go back to the people that have that fuck, the chancellor, it's like, they're sort of, like I don't even know, like it's not like they're unattractive for their age. No, they're kind of hot for their age. They've got a thing going on. You know, for their age, they're real, you know, they get by, but I just don't want to see a couple like that.
Fucking. I don't want to see academics fucking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. But you know what? The seniors have to be underrepresented on OnlyFans. That's a good point. They're probably bringing in everyone who's interested in this. That is true. But I don't know. Anyway, yeah, that's what I was just thinking about. The mature category is probably slim tickets. JP's over here like, DEI initiatives are ruining OnlyFans for the senior citizens. There's a quota. Yeah.
Are seniors even unrepresented on it? No, probably not. I bet there's old ladies getting the shit fucked out of them. I mean, they don't have the Wi-Fi for that. They're getting dial-up horrors. They got tech issues preventing them from getting into that sector. Y'all want old ladies to shoot their OnlyFans at the angles? Like they're FaceTiming you? Yeah.
Is it on? I'm trying to go, Jeff, I'm trying to go live. And she's been live the whole time. Live upside down. They've got their porn pictures showing up in the digital picture frame in their kitchen. Like every now and then it's just a porn picture.
But you know what you never get? You never get, like, people of the same age. I feel like you see a lot of old women getting fucked by younger guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of old guys fucking young women. But you don't really see both. That's true. I'm just saying. Just something I fucking just noticed and thought about.
Again, this is the analysis we're getting. When you come to Cush Brothers and you're hearing about a story already about a month late, the reason it's taking us so long is because I need to come up with stuff like that to let you guys know about. We're going to get sidetracked speaking about it.
About nursing home after dark How you never see it? Well, they are horny old people and you know, oh, yeah Everybody thought yes channel sundowning. Yeah like roleplay of like senile old people fucking Whose dick is that? Freddy is that you is that a young Gary player? Oh
Is that your penis, Freddy? Golly. Okay, bring it over. Is that Mae West? Wait a second. Oh, goodness. Are you my dad? Son? Is that you, Freddy? I'm shipping off for Korea tomorrow. Why, what's your willy doing out, Freddy? I got Korean war rolls.
Get out of there, that's not your room! You know it's past your curfew! Not tonight, Cassandra. Freddy's over. Freddy, did you leave the door open? Why is Cassandra here? I'm your son.
Darkest shit we've ever done, easily. I don't approve of any of that. I'm looking for a job right now. I got laid off last week. I don't approve of any of that. I think it was really fucked up, actually. I don't want to be on the boys' podcast anymore. I don't want to be a Kush brother anymore, guys. Yurt, it's too late. All right.
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