Bonus #60 - Live Call Show Vol. 6 [PATREON PREVIEW]
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Silly Dilly, you little fucker. Oh, I'm here. I'm here. What's up, Silly Dill? Hey. Thanks for having me. All this, Stabby. Of course, dude. Yeah. Hey. So my question, I guess, is whether I should send an apology text message to somebody that I became friends with who was pretty cool. She's also extremely attractive. Hmm.

Let me pause you right now. Yes. Just knowing the tone in your voice and the two pieces of information you chose to give us. Yes. But let's find out the rest of it. Your voice sounds like when a dog ate your fucking hamburger and you fucking scold him about it. Your voice sounds like a fucking droopy the dog's eyes right now. But anyway, go ahead.

Hey, so she is an OnlyFans model. And we had been doing lots of stuff together. I had kind of asked her if she would be interested in making out at one point in time or something like that. A real man's way to try and get pussy. Can I kiss you? A real alpha way to try and get pussy. You look really pretty. Can I kiss you?

I mean, hey, listen, whatever, man. You took your shot. We're shitting on you, but go ahead. We've all been again. We've all been there. You think that's the most pathetic way I've tried to get pussy? Not even close. But go ahead, pal. Sorry. So we continue being friends. And so I'm sorry. I'm sorry. How do you guys meet? You just like.

You just are friends in real life? He's like, I've paid her $50,000 over the last 18 months. We go to the same climbing gym, and then I kind of saw her outside of that. Sure. Okay, so you're friends in real life, and you're casual friends, and then you find out that she's on OnlyFans, whatever. She's hot as shit. You befriended a hot girl at your climbing gym, basically.

Yeah. Okay. And you made a pass at her. It didn't work, but you maintained a friendship. Yeah. And as time passed, I... Or like in a certain situation, I sort of started like getting vibes again that, I don't know, she might be interested in something. But then...

I guess she posted a piece of literatica on like, FetLife or whatever. Hell yeah, dude. How many platforms are you jerking off to this girl on? This fucking guy... This guy's jacking off to his memories of the climbing gym, jacking off to OnlyFans. He's fucking reading her... You're beating off to her fucking literature, motherfucker? Haha!

This man is fucking easy. He wants this pussy bad, dude. Anyway, sorry. You're on her VSCO looking at her fucking architectural photos of buildings. Who doesn't Google somebody if they find, like, is it that bad to Google somebody if you find them attractive? Like, is that, is that. Are we doing a little sub, a sub question in the middle of your question here? I'm not.

I'm not saying it's that bad, but following every link and beating off to it, yeah, you know, maybe, you know. If I was talking to a hot OnlyFans chick, I would be all up in that shit and looking whatever I could find. So I'm with you, silly dilly. I'm with you. Here's the thing. Philosophically, there's two things, right? There's human nature, and of course the human nature is like you see. Our brains are now trained. We're in the generation where –

in our lifetime, you were able to type in name of woman breasts into Google and get a pretty good chance of seeing them, right? So we're spoiled here. But I will say philosophically, when I've been in a similar situation, right, where it's like I'm talking to somebody who I know what they're, you know, if they're a sex worker, if they're an OnlyFans girl, if I know you can see them doing cool stuff on the Internet, I personally, my philosophy is,

I try not to do that so that I can maintain a like regular relationship with this person. If I'm really trying to get to a either get to know them, but let's be honest with ourselves here, try and fuck them. Right. Or like date them or whatever, not to be so crass about it, but it's like, cause I find, I find it like being like, well, let me, let

Let me just treat this person like a human being. I'm sure everyone who comes across her Googles her tits. And if I want an actual relationship, even if it's a fling, even if it's something like that's my but that's just my personal philosophy, which I landed on through trial and error. Silly dilly. I've made the same mistake you have before. And I've been like, geez, this has turned me into like one of those Indian reply guys. It's like, please, please kill myself. No, say boob.

If I fucking find videos of her sucking dick before, you know, we hook up. But anyway, so that's a little, that's the side answer to your main answer. Continue. So you're reading her literotica. I wish it was Bob's Please was my reply, but I replied with a haiku. Wait, wait, you replied to her literotica? Yes. And what did you say? And she didn't...

With like a haiku. So I can't remember the exact words. Where did you reply to it? Like in the DM or on the comment or something? You had to. On the comment. Okay. A second ago, I was like disagreeing with stuff.

Now I'm back on soft side. This is the exact behavior not Googling them. You want to fuck this girl. You don't want this to be a fuck a fan experience. Yeah, yeah. You got to... Also, wait a second. You're telling me you registered a new fucking username? You signed on to a...

I had a username there, but my stuff is slightly more hidden. Sure, sure, sure. Okay, now I will say, even if you're allowed to Google, you got to keep it to one platform, and I wouldn't interact. But anyway, you reply with a haiku.

Okay, not looking good right now. What was what was just you know real quick was like the context of the haiku were you saying some like Hornier than a motherfucker shit, or was it just some like you know some cute little bullshit I'd say it was like more like paraphrasing the story that was written into a smaller smaller like Context okay, so it wasn't it wasn't like too thirsty, but it was yeah, I

The act in and of itself is the thirst. The thirstometer is out of control. Just any comment on a tertiary sex fucking literature website that I don't even know exists until you told me right now. And my whole career is because of the internet, and I've never heard of this thing. Do you know what I mean? Anyway, you send the haiku. I'm telling you right now it's not looking good. What's the next step?

what happens next to this story in this tale so like around that time there was like uh some back and forths about like meeting meeting up again like either grabbing coffee or uh or like going climbing again and then then i saw her in like real life and i kind of was like getting weird vibes from her so she obviously i guess she figured out that i had replied to her

like, filthy story with a haiku. And then after that, I sent, like, one other message and then it's been ghosted. Or, like, she ghosted me after that. And I have not said anything else. Okay. But, like, we live in a smaller kind of city and our kids go to the same school. So, like, occasionally... What an awesome little extra tidbit to drop at the end. Wait, the same school as what? As her kids. His kids go to the same school as her kids. Oh, okay.

That's awesome. That's a whole other level of this. So the last time I saw her, I was in my vehicle and she was at a crosswalk. And rather than crossing the crosswalk, it just seemed like we were both kind of like blinders on, trying not to make eye contact. But it seemed like she wasn't crossing the street in front of me. Like at a weird, weird, uncomfortable awkwardness. Yeah, dude. I want to send...

Look, I know parents are people too, right? I know you're just a regular guy. You can't be a father acting like this, man. Think of your kid finding out how thirsty for pussy you were. Think of her or him being like, damn, my dad really was down bad. He's fucking writing Japanese poetry for pussy. God.

Goddamn, dude. Okay, whatever. Yeah, okay. So I catch the drift here. You blew it for whatever reason. One of your many mistakes finally caught up to you, even though she seemed cool for a while. And you're saying basically like, now my default when I hear a situation like this is like,

You gotta just take your lumps and move on, right? Like, you just gotta... It's humiliating, whatever. We've all been there. We've all tried. We've all tried to fucking... The sauce wasn't thick enough for certain hot girls, right? We've all embarrassed ourselves, and that's okay, and you just take that L and you move on and you remember for next time. You take these lessons the next time you're trying to fuck a hot milf who also has really good grip strength, right? But...

How much like so I would say probably just don't bother her again is enough and now what's the how much of the like like so your kids go to the same school like how often do you see I guess you see her at the climbing gym right like you're basically just worried about this is a pretty small community and you don't want to seem like a dickhead or what or you're just afraid of you don't want to be putting the blinders on every time you see her what's what's the main worry here.

Right, exactly. I guess I want her to be less awkward so that she isn't changing her behavior because Creepy Me is around.

And so, like, I have not seen her at the climbing gym, and, like, I fear that I possibly have, like, made this gym into, like, an unsafe space for her to go to or something like that. And so I kind of just want to, like, express, like, I'm pretty sure I, like, harass you, and I apologize for that. Like, I'm not. Well, I have a question. Yeah. In your mind, why?

What is the harassment here? Just your, like, you know, gay comment on her story or... Making a pass at her? Here's what it is. Making a pass at her, her saying no, seemingly taking it like a good guy, and then it seems like she CSI'd the fact that he's been horny for her this whole time through the comments and shit like that. Is that what you're thinking? Exactly. And I'm pretty sure that's probably, like, a common occurrence for her. Right. Exactly. Exactly. So, okay. Okay.

I get where you're coming from, right? But I also know that like women like in my life, whether I was dating them or we were close friends or whatever, sometimes they have like

I made this mistake once where it was somebody close to me was complaining about a guy being weird to her, right? And I was just like, that's fucking bullshit. You know, I got mad, right? And I was like, dude, that's fucking unacceptable. And I like confronted the guy about it, right? And then he gave her a fucking apology. But then I remember her being like, hey, why the fuck did you do that?

He was weird to me already. His apology is for him. It's not for me. Now I have to, like, make this guy feel better, even though I just wanted to move on, right? So I think, here's my read on the situation. I say you just leave her alone. If you are ever, after you've put in enough, like,

You're in the same small community. If after enough time you've put enough goodwill where she's not like actively avoiding you and you've shown that you're a good guy and that you're not a creep, whatever, and you happen to be in another, whether it's a mutual friends party or you're at the climbing gym or whatever, you can say, I just want you can then and only then if you're ever in a situation where you have to like see her again, you can be like,

I really apologize for my behavior last year, whatever. Like, I never want... I feel like I made you uncomfortable. I was out of line. I will totally leave you alone. I just want you to know I'm sorry. So just that, if that ever comes up. But I think you don't... Because the other thing is...

Creeps often use apologies as attempts to get back in there. And I think you just have to sit in this and you have to feel never getting forgiven because the apology is half for her, but it's half for you to be like, please absolve me of

my horniness and the sins that I committed during when my dick was hard, right? And so you just have... Your punishment is never getting that feeling. And I think the best thing you can do is just kind of leave her alone. And if it ever comes up, or let's say you hear from a friend that she would like an apology or just whatever, right? If...

some situation where it makes sense and you're in like a, you know, and you're not like, I'm not saying like wait outside her apartment and say I'm sorry, but I'm saying if something naturally comes up or you hear that she'd appreciate an apology, then feel free to do it. But I just think you're probably better off leaving her alone and just wallowing in your, you know, minor guilt here. I agree with that. And I think like, um,

Yeah, I think I'm kind of like, you know, where I'm at with, you know, my busting too quick behavior, like where I just really want to avoid having to say I'm sorry. The Sula doctrine. I'm sorry for something that's like awkward and embarrassing. But because really what this is, is like, you know, you're just embarrassed because you're way too horny. Yeah.

That's really what this is. And it's like, you know, hey, good or bad women, especially OnlyFans models, I'm sure, deal with this shit. Red pill Sula. I mean, just like deal with this shit all the time. So I think the best thing you really can do to like,

Bring back goodwill. Just make her comfortable. It's like, yeah, ignore her. Fully leave her alone. Ignore her at the gym. Maybe if you guys are like a foot away from each other, you just like make eye contact or like it's unavoidable. Just say like hi with a smile. Keep it moving. Hello. Keep it moving. No chitchat. No nothing. Just make it clear to her. Hey, I'm out the way. You do your workout, whatever you're going to do. And I don't want to, you know.

I don't want to harass you or try to fuck you right now. Yes. Yeah. Just like, you know, make it clear through that behavior. And yeah, the apology thing, I would say like the only time I would really even address that ever, even once you like, you know, let's say, let's say months from now, she's kind of more comfortable and you guys are friendly again and start talking about

The only time I would ever address that is if she brings it up. Yeah. Otherwise, otherwise I don't think you really need to say anything. Yeah. Yeah. Cause then you're just like admitting guilt for something. That's not a crime. You're just like a thirsty, a thirsty motherfucker. No, no. It's not about him. It's about her. And the more you're talking about it, it's like, you're right.

If they've normalized shit again, the apology is almost unspoken. Because the way you've normalized this by behaving like a guy who doesn't want to fuck her at all. You basically have to treat her the way you would treat like a fat middle-aged man at your office. You know what I mean? Just some guy named Stan who smells kind of weird. You know what I mean? Like that's how you have to put your blinders on and treat her like a hunched over old man. Just, hello, how are you doing? And then move on.

But yeah, I think that I think we kind of got to the bottom of this, buddy. How you feel? How you feel with that? With that analysis? I mean, I think that's good analysis. And I'd like it reaffirmed my my current actions. And so. So, yes, I think this was like more questioning of.

Yeah, I guess questioning, but that was what I was going with. Good, good. I love it. It's always fun to work through these and really, really piece these out. So good luck, buddy, and now you know for the next time. And, you know, DM Eldest, let her know what her OnlyFans is. Yeah, send us her IG. Just curious. We won't do any poems.