Bonus #57 - Greg Stone and Anthony Devito [PATREON PREVIEW]
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It's the first week of January or maybe the second in 2024. Crazy what happened to Biden. Dude, yeah, but it was fucking nuts what happened. But it's for the best and I think Kamala will be a good president.

I think this is her time to lead. Taking off from the presidency to do the full trans surgery? Yeah. And then dying on the table with half your penis still intact. And live streaming it. That's the craziest

idea he had smash that subscribe button that's how I'm gonna die I love it dude please yeah doing performative trans surgery on punch up live yeah dude I would be a woman

I don't identify as a woman. You identify now as a woman. No, I don't identify as anything. Right. But I would be a woman. Oh, you don't identify as anything. No, I don't think so. That's interesting, actually. Right? So you're non-binary. No, I don't identify as that. I sure as hell don't identify as that because I met one and I didn't like him.

Greg identifies as a guy screaming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I just don't identify. As a public disturbance. I want to be, I say this a lot, and I'll say it again. I want to do, I want to be a woman. I'm going to go be a woman in surgery. Okay. To prove that being a woman is not that hard.

Spike trends. That's what I am. Put it in there. I don't think you'll be able to prove that. Do I have to? Well, that's your whole thesis, right? Is that as easy? I think you're going to have a really bad time doing that. My entire life is going to be me as a woman doing Mr. Perfect promos. Shooting balls. The woman like, easy. Yeah. Easy. Well, you're not that good at sports now. I won't be. It's so funny that he's shooting basketballs. Not like getting a job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Any of the things.

things related. How much was that? Same amount as a man? Easy. Perfect. It was just me doing that's a great wrestler. A guy who transitioned as a woman to prove it. Oh and wins the WWE Women's Championship. That actually is a good gimmick because there's a lot of transphobic wrestling fans. Let's be honest. There must be. And they would love if some jacked guy was like I'm a woman now. They would be like yeah take that snowflakes. But what

But what belt do we give them? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Daily Wire champion. The Daily Wire women's champion. I think there's a lot of wrestling fans who actually are gay and trans and stuff too. But that's the thing about wrestling. It's the bell curve. It's like you get, I think, the most hateful, transphobic, racist people. And then you get like...

Kind of like how a bunch of like, that's kind of anime is the same way where you have like Nazis and you have the most trans people per capita are huge anime fans. And I do think there is definitely like a, because wrestling is one of the gayest art forms there is. It's not that gay. It's so gay, dude. What's gay about

Oiled up men. Men being men. Oiled up men engaged in physical theater. Yeah. Engaged in a form of art that is all about embracing the male body. And none of them going by their real names. At home, I'm Brian. But when I'm with you, I'm Val Venus. Call me Thunderbody. Yeah. No.

No, you're right. There's definitely... But either way, I do... I think that's a good gimmick. And I don't think you'd have that good a time being trans, Greg. Being a woman? You don't have a face for it. Well, I don't have a face for anything. You'd be a tough-looking woman. I'm a tough-looking guy. That's what I'm saying. I'm already there. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You get... That's... Like, you don't understand how much you're being bailed out by being a man. Ha ha ha!

Being this ugly as a man, not hard. Being that ugly as a woman, really, really tough. Yeah, like a person throughout history. It would be like one of the world's biggest oddities we've ever encountered. That being said, titties are titties. If I'm showing my titties for free, people are still going to look. Now, that was never the thing we were arguing. Right.

No one was like, Greg doesn't have an incredible rack. So in this scenario, are you getting nice tits or what? Well, I'm not going to get bad tits. Okay. Give me some shitty ones. Give me some flat tits. Yeah, I don't know. No, give me the breast. I want amazing tits on a 60-year-old body.

I'll just find out what like a top of the line, Google top of the line like transition costs. Because I bet you it's pretty, pretty pricey. Right. If they raise the money here on Stabby's World, you have to do it. I'm going to Patreon. If I can get this space to spread. I'll be a woman. Okay, nice. Well, I just want to do all the things. I'll be a woman. I want to like be like Jewish.

You know, just know what it's like to be them. If in the future, race surge, if we could just be like, hey, just let me be black for a few years. I get right now blackface isn't in, but I would like to just know what it's like to be black. You're hoping it's going to come back in a little bit. Yeah, just be it. Just be the race. Right now, trans is in. Trans is in. So you're going to be trans. And while blackface kind of gets, while that comes back into vogue, you're going to wait it out as a woman. Yeah.

You're going to wait for the blackface to pick back up culturally. Then you're chopping your tits off. Are you going to keep your cock the whole time you're trans? If my cock fell off right now, I wouldn't be happy. I would love my dick to just run away. Just go, sorry, Greg. I'm leaving. I go, go get the fuck out then. I'm done. I'm too horny. I'm done with being horny. You're still horny. I'm horny right now. And look what I'm looking at. Yeah, this is arguably the ugliest room in Queens. That sings so much. I'm getting horny.