Bonus #55 - Ian Fidance [PATREON PREVIEW]
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Hi Stavi, hi Elden. Stop reading ahead, man. It's a difficult question, but I think Stavi particularly might be the one that can help me out here. The problem is that essentially I am a 40-year-old man, but I have this crippling obsession with very large-breasted women. That's crippling. And it's been going on pretty much my whole life. I can't remember a point where it wasn't kind of a, you know,

a constant it comes and goes but basically the last couple of years and two years ago i met a woman who's 36 who has like ridiculously big tits basically like like you wouldn't see bigger maybe for like you could walk around the city for two months you might see another big one and so uh luckily or not uh hooked up

and basically she's just an awful person in nearly every way um except that except for the for the for the pits and it's just sort of like starting to destroy my life i mean she's done some horrific things like uh we had argue really really horrifically which i never normally do argue but then he was her she's really just like driving me out the wall she locked me in the apartment a few times hitting me like

I threatened to kill me, like quite seriously threatened to kill me. Oh for Christ's sake! Oh for Christ's sake! But I always end up the police involved at one point even. But it's just, I always end up going back just for the breath basically. And I'm sure you've maybe had some, I know you're a fan as well. Maybe you've had some similar experiences and I'm just working out how do I kind of get rid. For the record,

Yeah, I am 40 with a breast obsession, which isn't the best, but generally speaking, kind of don't struggle to get women at all. Like, I'm fairly good looking, fairly successful, all that stuff. So, like, I don't really struggle in that department, but it's just,

I can't let it go and it's starting to affect me in different ways I think because it's starting to like she's just a toxic person basically that like is trying to take over my life but anyhow it'll be great thank you I mean dude this is awesome this guy's gotta go to rehab for tits she's

Hit me locked me in the apartment threatened to kill me Credibly threatened to kill me and I keep going back. It's like dude. This is it. You had your fun, man Dude, some things are you know what I mean? Like her breast milk is gold. I mean I get it I do get where I Unfortunately fully understand where he's coming from dude hit him saying I mean she's got the best tits you

You could walk around a city for two months time. They're probably the biggest tits you'd see. That's such an interesting... Like, you can't give us a size. Not one city's a size! We have a standardized... Time and space! Those kids are so wonderful! That's awesome. You can walk around the city. Oh my God! That really is a medieval metric for things. Yeah. Um...

Yeah, dude. I mean, look, you had a gift. There's a classic saying, she's not yours, it's just your turn. And it seems like your turn has ended here. You know what another good saying is? The only thing that will give you trouble in life is tits and tires. That's right, brother. Nice, man. That's another very good saying. You're right. Um...

And so, look, the ride's over. Let's say there's an awesome roller coaster. And the first time you go, you're like, that was really fun. My tummy hurts a little bit, though, but it's fun. Why don't I go again? And then you're a little more... And then you've ridden it eight times in a row. You're throwing up all over yourself. You're shitting your pants. You're like...

Is the line to ride the ride that's going to make you sick worth it for Kingda Ka? Maybe it's time to do a little different ride. Go to the bumper cars. Go to the zoo. Maybe leave the amusement park completely. I'm not going to say what kind of woman going to the safari is. I'm not going to say that. I'm just going to move on.

I don't know what joke I was making. No, no, no, no, no. I'm kidding. Was it a black joke? Yes, it was going to be a racist joke. Oh, I thought it was like a pig joke. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Anyway. Yes, finally, I'm not racist. Woo! Give it time. Anyway. Dude, you got to leave her, brother.

Yeah, it's over. There's nothing else here, dude. You know what? I kind of want to disagree here. Please. Oh my god, El! I want this guy to keep going with this. I hear it in his voice. He's not ready. It's not as bad as he's saying. He's ready. He's like so happy in his voice. I know. I've been here. Like talking about this girl's tits and like...

Feel like when some shit like this happens on like some level both people like enjoy it enjoy like yeah, there's a trauma Bob it Yeah, dude. I've been in this situation It's incredibly hard to get out of and they're just something will bring you back no matter how much it hurts you You gotta get out. I'll block no contact. I

90 days, no sex, no masturbation. It'd be something if she was just kind of cunty. I'd agree. But we're talking hitting you. He said, threaten to kill me. Hitting is crazy. He said, trying to kill me. Quite seriously, trying to kill me.

like talking about it always ending up getting back together for the breasts. I don't know. I think he, at the very least, leave her in the rotation. No. Try to hit it up every four months and just like, you're sick. Go, go get some other pussy. Like fuck around. Although big titty chicks, but,

That's what I'm saying. It's over, man. You know how on the last one you were like, I need to know the context of the bullet. We need to see a picture. Maybe if we see a picture of the tits, we'll be like, stay. How nice are they? Yeah, that's true. That is true. We do need to see a picture of these tits. We didn't even know what race the tits were. I think it's more about the shape than the color for me. Like, how fat are these tits? How good are they looking? You know, she's 36, he said. You know what I'm saying? But he kept harping on this thing like, I'm 40, I'm 40. It's like...

Okay, are you 40 like you're not going to get a girl with big tits again? Or are you 40 you should be over this tit behavior? Interesting. And also, maybe address what it is about boobs. Nah. That is bringing you to your knees. There's nothing to address. Yeah, they are. But to be this obsessed with the body part is a bit...

Much Yeah Like he clearly got a boner While breastfeeding as a child I don't think that's necessarily it Sometimes you just like A nice big Big pair of tits Everything goes back to childhood I suppose But look We all There's people that are gonna make you All of us You know what I mean There's certain people That'll make us bust My grandmother Had big tits And I'm not like a huge tit guy Did she have a big black dick too? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

She told me to stay away from those. I think that's why I gravitate towards them. I think that's why I like Tantan and Big Black Packer. We're figuring it out. So,

So anyway, I am of the like, you've reached the point, you've crossed the Rubicon here. It's been fun. You fucked her a bunch of times. You can jack off to this and smile. You'll remember these tits. There's certain tits that you will never forget. I will say, though, do not remember this video.

eternal sunshine in the spotless mind this whole experience because if you start to reminisce you will forget the bad and only remember the good and go back to it you won't though i i think you will if you're weak-minded yes you will this guy is so obsessed with tits he's he's getting locked in his apartment he's a fan of tits there are pairs he's not just a fan dude dude listen i get it i if somebody gets it i get it you but you're not this level

If I found a perfect pair of titties, they might ruin my life for a year. Yes, that's true. They might. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm the same way with butts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your own. Getting fucked. Cause he's gay. Thank you, Elvis. Thank you, Elvis. Thank you for giving me the laugh. Fuck you, man. Um, but...

You know, big tits, a nice fat ass, good pussy, right? It's like that's... They'll keep you in prison. There are things that are like, that are things that get your hooks in you from a purely animalistic standpoint. You gotta get away. But all I'm saying is... Join SLAA.

Maybe I don't that would really help I I just mean you gotta you gotta hang this up you a big purge and I disagree the end There's something as a man who loves fat tits. There's a nice little memory bank I've got a I've got the rolodex of the hottest women I've ever fucked. I'm seeing them now in my head. It feels awesome I'm looking at him. It's cool. Awesome tits. Mm-hmm That's awesome

And so you're going to be doing that for the rest of your life with these titties, but it's over. Hang it up. Hang it up, brother. We believe in you. Threatened to kill him. Tried to kill him and hit him and locked him in his... Tried to never think of those tits again because they'll bring you back to evil. You can think of them. You can think of them. Agree to disagree. Okay.