Bonus #51 - The Halkias Brothers Thanksgiving Special [PATREON PREVIEW]
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We went to Charleston, then on a whim, we're like, oh, Savannah's like two hours away. So we go to Savannah and we're eating dinner at this nice hotel. And then like, fuck, I have a brain fart. The car, the hearse, a hearse pulls up, right? Oh, shit. Hearse pulls up right next to our car.

And it's like sawed off at the top. So, and then they, it's seated. They, they put seats at the top and it's like Savannah ghost tours. Oh. And I was like, and I hate, like, I truly do. I'm like a big pussy when it comes to that stuff. I hate this shit. I don't. Have you ever come into contact with a ghost or are you about to tell us a story? I'm about to tell you a story. So, so, um, she's like, please, can we do it? And I was like, fuck no. So she likes. She loves that shit, but she gets scared at night. Yeah. So, um.

So you want to say daytime ghost tour? It wasn't, no, it wasn't daytime. It was like 9 PM. Okay. Damn. So we're, we're, I, I cave in. I'm like, all right, let's do it. And it was kind of cool. We were driving around Savannah and we went through like drove through like cemeteries and stuff. And they were like, in case you didn't know, Savannah is the number one haunted city in

In America, like every three feet, there's a body buried under here. Like thousands of bodies died over there. I'm sure the bodies got really chill. They got there in a very chill way. Yeah, totally, dude. Threw them face down in a ditch and covered them up. So we were driving around and they were telling us stories. Then we head to our hotel and I was like, oh, fuck yeah, it's over. And they're like, and now for our next stop.

And I was like, oh, shit. Oh, wait. So the tour pulls up to your hotel and they're like, this hotel is haunting as fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. So I was like, get the fuck out of here. And I was so pissed that I caved and I agreed to it. And they were like, this used to be the morgue for the Spanish flu. What? Your hotel? Yes.

And I was like, I was like, I'm going to, I was looking around. I was like, where can I, how can I. Like, I have to go to a holiday inn. Yeah. Yeah. I was freaking, I was so, I was so annoyed by that. And they're like, especially the second floor. And I was like, we're on the fucking second floor, dude.

And so then finally we tour ends. We go in. You're like, this hotel is really cheap. It's a really good deal. It definitely wasn't. It was nice as hell, but I was just trying to woo my, my wife. So girlfriend at the time. Anyway. So then we go to our room and blood sugar's dropping. And so we need like a, we need like a everything. Okay. We need a snack.

So it's like midnight at this point and then there's no one, no one around. So we call and then, and I, you can ask and I swear, I swear on, on yeah, yeah, for fuck's sake. And so, uh, we hear a loud ass knock at our door and I'm like, sweet, it's the pineapple juice. So I go up and I opened the door and there's no one there. And he was like, you, you heard that, right? And I was like, yeah, that's why I fucking got up.

Five minutes after that, another one. No. I swear. I swear. I'm like terrified about that shit. That's freaky, dude. So then I just stand there with my eye for like 10 minutes. Yeah, I'm like, whatever asshole's trolling me, I'm going to fuck him up. And so then I'm like this the whole time, just like looking out. And then the guy finally comes and I rip open the door. I'm like, ha ha! And he got scared as fuck. It's been you. Yeah. So then...

We scared. Yeah. And... I'm saying her name, by the way, just to let you know. What? You have said her name maybe eight times. Yeah, I know, but I'm saying, you know, people know who. Okay. Whatever. We'll cover it with you being like, my wife. That's fine. That's fine. So my wife is... My wife is scared, asked to be... Asked to sleep on, like, sleep mode with the TV on, and my dumb ass puts it on 45 minutes. Mm-hmm. And so then I...

I hear just like panting at night, pitch black, panting, searching, like heavy, like, oh my God. Oh my God. And just like searching, searching, right? So then I'm like tensing up. I'm like, I'm going to, I'm so scared. Like, is this relationship worth it? Should I just leave right now? So then my wife shoots up.

Like sits up like the Undertaker and starts screaming. What the fuck, dude? At the top of her lungs. What the fuck? Screaming. What the fuck?

It was it was one of the scariest moments of my life of course you know so so then I was like what's wrong like every and and you know is everything okay she was like I just opened my eyes and I had no idea where I was I was just like like being buried in a ditch What? Fuck yeah, dude. You gotta leave that so then so then I was like oh cool, and so what a nice vacation I'm so happy we on a whim went to Savannah. You know it's fucked up though. I

Imagine you don't even do that ghost tour and then that happens. Yeah. You probably start using your mind. Yeah, dude. Like, thank God you went on the ghost tour. So then, you know, she finally fell back asleep and then I was just like staring at the ceiling the whole time. There's no way. The lights are all coming on.

Like, I am not, like, that's insane. Watch George Lopez the whole night. Yeah, let's get naked. It was terrifying. Let's wait till we hear the drums. Let's wait till we hear the drums of Girls Gone Wild. The call, a sound that I was, when I was like 11, I was like, oh yeah. I'm about to jack off to these heavily edited tits. They netted the nipples, but you can watch the titties bounce. You can watch them shits jump. You can see the underneath.