Bonus #41 - George Halkias [PATREON PREVIEW]
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Yeah, and I do go to therapy. And I told my therapist that I'm feeling just jaded by life. And I said, you know, what can I do to just kind of feel better? And she said, put it in a song. Put everything you feel in a song. Really? And it's like, you know, maybe like a 10 to 20 second thing. Okay. Do you have it for us? But, yeah, so I would like to say this. She said, she said,

She said, say it out loud. Okay. You know, perform it. And after that, maybe it'll wash away. It's gone. Yes. So you chose Stavi's World for the place to perform it? I did. And it's like 10 to 20 seconds. Take your time. No, this is great. Do you need anything from us? Any music? Absolutely not. Nothing. Okay. So I thought of all the lyrics are original. The melody's original. Okay, great. So here we go, guys. You ready? Yep. Okay. Okay.

There's a place in time and space called planet Earth. What a joke. The government don't tell us shit. And that's some bullshit. If you ask me, we all live in a capitalist machine.

They crush our tiny dreams and pump us full of cream. We all live in a capitalist machine. They crush our tiny dreams and pump us full of cream. So, yeah, dude, Jesus. I'm sorry, George, that Elvis was laughing. But did you guys hear it, though, at least? I missed it because Elvis was laughing. Could you do it one more time? Absolutely, man. So, like I said... And Elvis, please...

That's my bad. Here we go. There's a place in time and space called planet Earth. What a joke. The government don't tell a shit. And that's some bullshit. If you ask me,

We all live in a capitalist machine. They crush your tiny dreams and pump us full of cream. We all live in a capitalist machine. They crush your tiny dreams and pump us full of cream. Wow. That's fucking incredible. And it does feel better. Do you feel better? I do. I really do, man. I do feel a lot better. So that was good. That was good.

That is really good, man. Thanks, dude. And it feels good. I wasn't even a part of that, but just hearing it felt good to have those. That's awesome. Hey, did you share that with your therapist yet or no? I have not. I have not. And maybe I won't now because...

You know, now that I did it and it's out in the world, maybe I don't have to. You don't have to. And I can just tell her I did it. I did what you said and I feel good. That's awesome. We'll see. That was a catchy tune, too. Thanks, man. I thought of it. How did that come to you? I just thought of it, man.

I have no idea. I swear to God, I have no idea how I came up with it. That was fucking awesome. Thanks, man. Are you mocking me? I can't even tell. No, that was awesome. Okay. Thank you. Beautiful stuff. And we're, and you know, it's important to kind of get that stuff out because you don't want to eat away at you. Exactly, man. I don't want to resort to being a bad boy, you know?

And have you had any other signs that it might be the devil instead of God leading you or anything like that? I don't know, man. I mean, there are some things where I feel like God has really helped me. Like, you know, when I was younger, I'm Greek town Dundalk, you know, it was just kind of customary to buy pills off the street and crush them and snort them. And I don't do that anymore. And look at all the people overdosing on fentanyl. That's true. So maybe God loves me for that because I did buy numerous of those pills.

You did miss out on that. Your pill consumption days were right before fentanyl. It really was, yeah. And so even a couple years later, you're looking tough. Yeah, and even God, you know, maybe God gave me that little halfway addiction because my parents didn't believe in, you know, medicine and therapy back then. Right, right, right. And I was depressed. Right, right, right. And so I would go to my friend. Oh, man, I feel bad, dude. Man.

Sounds like you need a Xanax, man. I'd love to, but I heard them scripts is hard to get. Oh, no, what's his name? Down Armstead Gardens by the 7-Eleven got him. We can go right now.

I would go, oh, for real? Okay. So we would drive down there. Yeah. Right on Pulaski Highway. I'd get me a little bag. Yeah. Nothing wrong with that. Yeah, but then he'd run out. Or he'd be, you know, hard for him to get Xanax. Yeah, yeah. So a week or two, I'd go, man, I feel like shit again. Mm-hmm. And he'd go, ah, what's his name? Don't got him, but what's his name over down in Highlandtown? Got Perk 30s. Okay. Not quite as Xanax. And then I'd go, well, okay. Yeah. Snort that. Yeah.

And how were you getting money for these pills? I did work at Panera Bread for a little bit. Um...