Bonus #35 - Brendan Sagalow [PATREON PREVIEW]
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I think Eminem was really popular when he came out with high school kids and everything. And I'm like 11 years old wearing do-rags. And like literally wearing do-rags with hats over them. And like...

My mom was like, my mom, the way she got, like, the way she tried to handle, the different ways she tried to handle me being a wigger was so funny. Like, she was like, okay, maybe I'll write a rap about, like, history. My mom wrote, like, to help me study. She was like, Abraham Lincoln was the first. Yeah.

That's so fucking funny. Constitution 72. You know, shit like that. And then when I was like still didn't like I probably failed that test. Yeah. She got real like she got real like worried about me. Like I remember one time we were coming home from she was picking me up from my tennis lessons. She was brooding after tennis lessons.

Putting your do-rag back on. I was... Oh, my God. I was sagging my pants. Taking your Lacoste off and putting on FUBU. Yeah. She was picking me up. My pants were sagging. Yeah. And this was just because I was tired, but I did sag my pants. But I remember being like, it's not even that time. She was upset. And she was just like, pick your fucking pants up. She got so aggro that she couldn't... Like, she saw her...

middle-class child being like, yo, what the fuck? You know what I'm saying? Like talking black and all this shit and being like, oh my God.

And she was like, she's like, you know, I know someone who lives in the ghetto. I might just drop you off in the ghetto. The Chappelle show sketch. Exactly, dude. Exactly. And I was less like, you know, I never thought she was going to do that. I'm like, yeah, you're going to do that. Like, even then I was like, yeah, mom, sure. You're going to drop me off in the fucking, you know, I do better than she did. If she dropped me off in the ghetto, I'd be like, just I'd be like the one of the kids, like a hopper.

You know what I mean? She drives down the block. I'm already like, you're getting turned out. Crack vials. Yeah. I'm like, I gotta go around the, go around the block. Yeah. She, she like, I, I kind of feel for her. She, she had no idea how to handle that. Like no one's taught. There should be a documentary about parents of,

Like of the greatest generation like the baby boomers that had to handle their wigger children. Yeah Absolutely was freaking out like one time I that was the closest they had to deal with any real because they missed World War two and by the time 9/11 happened, come on you're fucking old the shit who cares the most that that Generations biggest terrorist attack was Eminem's career. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah kids being like I can dress like

I can talk like that?