I have a new girlfriend and she is D1. She's the best person I've ever met. She's a real sweetie pie. And my friends, a couple of them are a little resistant to change, a little resistant to this new girlfriend.
Are they? Are they?
Uh-oh. What if...
Please help me out. God bless you. God bless Elvis. God bless Albania. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Cut it. Cut it. Delete that. This guy kind of sounds like evil Joe Pero. Um...
You know his friend said the craziest fucking shit to that girl. It wasn't that racist. So nuts. I mean, if we start... If you're talking about degrees of racism in a joke, it's a racist joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, if you're a nice, sweet girlfriend who is the best person you've ever met...
It's like I don't know about that, but your dirtbag friends that you've had since you were a kid were like oh come on She's being a fucking bitch. Oh, you're telling me I learned how to tap dance and paint my face this way and now I can't do it I took all those tap dancing lessons for nothing. I spent $10,000 on glasses to get the fucking accent exactly right And you're telling me I can't use it? I got a voice coach
I do it. Yeah, it's racist. I do it respectfully, though. I'm going to really respect the crowd. I perfect a Whoopi Goldberg impression over years.
I met her. I met her and I watched her. That's the problem is she just doesn't appreciate art. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, your new girlfriend is completely uncultured. I think take her to a museum. Take her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Teach that. Show her some old Looney Tunes cartoons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The ones during World War II where you're like, it's anti-Hitler, but I think it also is anti-Jew, but I'm not sure. It's...
They're supposed to be the ones we're saving but why are they drawn like how the Nazis draw? So I think it's good, but yeah.