Bonus #101 - Kush Brothers Vol. 16 [PATREON PREVIEW]
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My wife and I are excited to start trying for a baby. The issue is we're both vegan and the kid will be vegan. That decision's been made. I'm good from the health side. I'm only worried about making my kid an outcast. Is there anything I can do to mitigate the damage? Should the kid get to decide once they are old enough, 13, 15? Who knows?

Now to add some context, I was not vegan while I dated my wife for the first four years. My whole life I got to experience all the culinary offerings of the world before I went meat sober. The kid will not. I realize that that's a major drop off from what other kids will get to experience and I'm good with that but more concerned about how they'll be perceived by other kids. Why are you good with that? If it means anything, my wife did convince me against circumcision. She's

She's got a good head on her shoulders and she doesn't think that we need to live our lives just because everybody else does the same way. So need some advice from an alternative type guy. Thanks, Bobby. Yeah, thanks for me, baby. You are an alternative type guy. I'm an alternative type guy. You're an alternative to a guy. Hey, what the hell?

Eldest, do not give JP the laugh for saying I'm not a guy. Stop that right now. I'm not a guy.

Explain that. That was guy like... That was a queef. Explain that. Explain that, little squeaker. Put some bass in your shit, bro. Fuck you guys. Even my fart backfired. Fuck, I'm toast. I'm gayer than this kid's vegan than this guy's vegan son. Fuck.

Oh, I'm not a guy? Piccolo noise. Fuck you. You get fucking embarrassed when we fart in public, pussy. JP's like, turns red and he's like, I mean, it is a lot, man. That's a lot in the streets, man. That's a lot in the streets. We're in the car. We're in the cheeks, though. You can do it in the cheeks, though.

Yeah, that's actually true. You can do that in the gym. Come on! It's one of the main things you do in there. Okay, this is calming me. This is calling me and putting me in the right mindset to answer this guy's question. This guy just withholding the choice of life from his theoretical child. Here's what is funny. Look, you want to raise your kid vegan, whatever. That's your kid. But I do think when they... If they are like, I'd like to try...

this food, you kind of let them, you kind of got to let them, you know what I mean? Like I, that's what, like you can set up vegan infrastructure. Look, he's your kid. He's you, both you and your wife are vegan. Like we had, we have friends who raised their kids vegan and then they gave them the choice and they just stayed vegan. It's just weird to try to, to me to enforce veganism. I agree at a certain age, like when they're out of the home, like that just feels like real weird. It feels religious. Like when they get to like 12 and they're like, you know what?

I like chicken nuggets. You kind of got to let them eat chicken. You know what I mean? Like, but some vegan people really are like,

Killing a chicken is like killing a baby. You know what I mean? They're like that and it's like... I need a baby. No, it ain't. Fuck it, give me the baby then. The chick zone is wild, dude. I've never seen baby nuggets nowhere. Chickens are all over the earth for us to eat them. That's true. Chicken you can definitely eat. They're carrying around our meat. That's their purpose. Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, I don't know. I think... Now, in terms of other kids fucking with him, I honestly don't think...

Kids now are actually hysterically open-minded. Yeah, by then. I know. It's crazy. I don't think they would care. They're all gay. They're all like... He'll be easy to bully because he's lethargic and his bones will break easily. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They won't. Yeah, I don't think that's an issue. I think really... Like...

Here's the thing. If he comes to you at 12 and he says, I want to pull the old eldest's dad and get circumcised, it's his body. You know what I mean? I feel the same way about imposing any kind of strict diet. It's like, the kid doesn't want to do it. Or if he's like, I just want to be vegetarian, you got to let that motherfucker have cheese. But I don't think there's anything wrong. You've made your decision. I think it's fine to...

Look, for the first however many years of a kid's life,

It does whatever the fuck you tell it to, right? But when it gets past that, I think you have to be a little more open-minded than that and just let the kid find its own way. You also got to expect it or something. I think about Ahmed Weinberg who just did this show and he was like, I was sneaking chicken in my bedroom like it was fucking weed. Right, right, right. Because his parents were vegan or whatever. Right. It already feels like if you're being that militant, you're almost...

guaranteeing he'll fucking rebel and eat fucking when you're that militant you either get little fucking drones that follow you completely and then they have to break that or you get people that are overly rebellious i think you just have to present the vegan lifestyle i wouldn't want a kid that didn't rebel and try yeah milk yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but everywhere so yeah man

Let that little fucker do what he wants. Cam Newton didn't start acting like that until he went vegan. That's all I'm saying. Great point. Amazing point. He didn't put any of that shit on. He typed normal.