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In the past, he's like an athlete archetype. He's straight for sure. And he like joined before we had met. Like we've been dating for two years. And before we had met, he joined this like gay sex club. Gay sex dungeon.

But he's so strange. But he's one of the strangest guys I've ever met. He, like, joined before we had met. Like, we've been dating for two years. Before we had met, he joined this, like, this education program for two years. And it was a weird one. It's, like, kind of a wellness master's or something. I don't even know or understand it. But he, like, developed these long...

term Friendships with people all over the world based on this program because they like met in different countries and they did all this training together Get to him sucking their ass Which guy in the program did he have sex with? Met in different countries and they did all this training together and there's like one

Guy that he's like developed this like really close friendship thing. He's like this gay Malaysian And he

He has a call with this guy once a week. Like, it's like a regular call. And they spend, like, hours on Zoom talking. And it's really sweet. It feels like they both kind of seem a bit autistic. And I don't really understand what this, like, bromance is. But recently he shared with me that this gay Malaysian man has, like, in...

Gay Malaysian man has, like, in Malaysia, has, like, started to ask him about his, like, dick size. And he's like, this guy's like an astrologer and he's like trying to, like, you know, gather data or whatever. Oh, of course. Oh, yeah. Wow. Four inches. Wow.

Yeah, recently. This guy's been jacking off with this Malaysian guy. He's trying to figure out how to break it softly to his fucking girlfriend. Anyway, this is awesome. You know how guy friends are. You just talk about how our penis is doing. You talk for hours about astrology and your dick sizes. And zodiac signs and...

He's, like, sharing this with me. And, like, my boyfriend, like, loves attention. He's, like, a Leo, and he just loves to be adored. And he likes to, like, show off and stuff. So he's, like, seeing me, like, excited by these kinds of conversations. And he's, like, when he's sharing it with me, I kind of just get mad because I don't want to...

I don't like it because it kind of feels like... I'm not jealous. I don't think this is going to matter. What do you mean you're not jealous? What the fuck are you talking about? Your boyfriend spends hours Zooming with someone every week and that person asked about his cock.

and you're not you don't think that's weird or jealous regardless of how straight your boyfriend is this is how far to the left we have become where you're like I don't mean to kink shame him but he's sucking some guy's dick and I don't know he loves attention I mean this is fucking this is yeah the being like he just loves being adored it's like lady

Come on. I like attention, too. Right. I'm not Zooming with a fucking gay guy every week and showing him my cock over the fucking Internet. This is crazy. Physical threat to my relationship in any way. But, like, I honestly kind of feel a bit cuffed by this gay Malaysian man. You are. Yes, you are. That's what's happening. That has, like, a long-distance friendship that's, like, getting a bit...

sexual with my partner and like I don't really know how to like feel about it. Like do you have any like do you have any gay friends who ask about your dick and

What? And, like, you, like, entertain it and that that's all right. No. Like, is this a normal response? That's weird. Aren't they super right-wing over there? There's got to be some government agency you can call. You can report this guy. Yeah. Say he spit on the street and they'll chain him to death. We've been asking Americans about their coccyx.

Again. You know we have more issues there. Done and done. No, this is what, if you talk to your partner and he's not going, yeah, I like this. I mean, I like talking to this guy, but this is a little weird to me, but I'm answering it because whatever, we're friends. Yeah, yeah. But it's very weird. If your partner's not being on your side with how weird it is,

That guy's got to go. Yeah. I mean, this is the amount of weird mental gymnastics you're doing here. Our friend who called in is doing is kind of crazy. Yeah. All the rationalization and he just loves being adored. And no, no one has this relationship with a gay friend. First of all, I don't have this relationship with any friend. I don't talk to a friend weekly over Zoom. No. Like, that's fucking insane. Maybe an hour on a phone call. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, a phone call if I'm doing something. And even that's reserved for five people. And I just say, yeah, my dick is fine. I don't describe it. I just update him. And I just rub my dickhead on the receiver so he can hear the sound of it. And I go, wait, wait, let me get headphones. My girlfriend's listening. But you should feel cucked. I mean, this is...

An emotional affair. He is sort of dating this guy. Even if you're not physically threatened, it's like the guy started asking about his cock.

I mean, what the fuck? This is so fucking... Okay, let me ask you this. You said he has all these deep connections with people from this program. Does he fucking Zoom for hours with anyone else in the program? Right. No. Let's be realistic here. You have rationalized this relationship so many different ways. It's fucking weird.

Best case scenario, it's weird. Worst case scenario, he is fully dating this man. Yeah. And just sort of keeping you around because he's bi and likes pussy too. And like, it's easy and you're fucking one of the most gullible people on earth. Like, that's worst case scenario. Best case is, this is one of the weirdest fucking things ever. But...

This is bizarre. This is bizarre. Right. No one... And look, I'm not saying that friendships like this don't exist, but they exist between people who are like, yeah, somebody who's kind of subtly exploring their sexuality. Somebody who's like...

you know what, maybe I'm not even gay. I do like the attention, but maybe I'll let this guy tug on my cock. Right. Because the vibes are good. Because I do like him. If I'm ever in Malaysia. There's a little hairless Asian guy that's not like fucking an Italian. That's basically like he's close to being a chick. Right. He's 4'10". That is a good game way to being gay.

A hairless 4'10 Asian guy? Come on, dude. I mean, if she's asking if this is like how guys are kind of gay together, if we're like, what's your cock size? It's not. It's not like that at all. It's not this. No, no, no. Yeah, I mean, this is so weird. And you have, I've counted like five different weird rationalizations between all these friends across the world, loves being adored, you know.

Fuck, what was the other one? He's not gay. He's not. How straight he is. How you hammered how straight he was. He likes to dress up like Alexander Hamilton. But yeah, you got it. Something's off here. And again, does he have these conversations with anyone else?

And yeah, oh, this is just, he's an astrologer. I mean, sweeping away the dick size question like it's nothing is fucking crazy. It's fucking crazy.