773. Andy & DJ CTI: Georgia School Shooter, Commanders Suspend VP For Comments & Right-Wing Influencers Duped
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Nothing. Let's see. It's a decent amount to get through today. Yeah. World's going crazy. It's usual stuff. Yeah. Dumbass of the day would be a nice way to start. I'm down with that. If you're down with that. It's not really a person per se. It's more of just an organization. Yeah.

Navy. Oh, Navy? Navy. Okay. Yeah, Navy gets our dumb ass of the day today. All right. The entire brain. The entire Navy. Entire Navy. You bunch of dumb fucks. YMCA. Yeah, why are you got... I like the Navy, dude. You were in the Navy, weren't you? No, Air Force. Oh. I'm smarter than that.

I like the Navy. They got cool boats. They got the Navy SEALs. I don't like boats. You know how I am with ships and shit, though. That's why I couldn't. I got a bunch of friends that are in there. Bro, they land aircraft on a fucking little bitty boat. That'd be pretty cool. I mean, it's dangerous. I don't know. They land other planes on little boats, too, in the Navy. What? Oh, they land planes in the tunnel? Yeah.

Put them ships right through the canals. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Hey, man, it is what it is, but they get the dumb ass of the day. It's those cute outfits they wear. I'm not going to get you on that one. Fucking JP's going to call you up, dog. But, dude. Everybody in the Navy's like, fuck, really? We're just teasing, guys. Get a sense of humor. Yeah, that's what it is. I'll just laugh. It's okay to be gay. Yeah.

What? It is. No, man, but we got to talk about it, man. So, you know, this Navy commander, he got relieved of duty. And this was like a back and forth that happened because of this picture right here that has an image of the commander.

Holding the rifle. You got shells flying. Problem is, is that, I mean, I mean, it probably does take a gun, not a gun nut, but somebody who's savvy. You know what I'm saying? Common sense. Don't you gotta go to basic training and shit for Navy? Like learn about weapons and shit? It's all there. I mean, he's not even holding it right. I mean, he's a seaman. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But, um,

The scope is clearly backwards. Now, I remember when this first came out, I think the immediate defense was that it was AI generated and this was not a real picture. And, you know, it was photoshopped or some shit, but it was real and they fired him for it. Now, with the the state of our country. OK, they fire this guy and that's fine. Now, for the morale of all the other seamen on the crew, you know, I'm saying the image of America is.

If you had the responsibility of replacing this man with someone else, who would you probably put into that position? Don't even tell me. Who would you put into the position, Andy? Steven Seagal. A strong, you know what I'm saying? It needs a good image of someone. What was that movie with Steven Seagal? Periscope Down. Under Siege. Yeah. Have you seen Periscope Down? That's a damn good movie. John Claude Van Damme.

I don't know. I've never seen it. No, but Erica Laniac was in there. She jumped out of the cake. That was my favorite part when I was like 10. Tommy Lee Jones. Huh? Tommy Lee Jones. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Tommy Lee Jones. Little Andy just keeps wanting to watch Under Seeds. Oh, man, we had VHS. Bro, pause that bitch. It had fucking lines across and shit, but you could always see the boobies in there. It was awesome.

Well, the name you lie like you motherfuckers didn't do that. You young dudes, you just got free access. We had to like fucking work for it and shit. Yeah. Had to rewind the VHS by hand. You did that. I did that. But they replaced this guy, replaced this commander. And I want to read you this headline from this article. Bigots are raging because an LGBTQ plus woman has replaced a fired U.S. Navy warship commander. I'm I'm.

I'm doubting it's an actual woman. Well, that's to be discovered. To come out of the closet. But the article reads, bigots are yet again collectively losing their marbles because a queer woman has replaced a fired U.S. Navy warship commander who was dismissed for holding a rifle with the scope mounted backwards.

This is Captain Allison Christie. That's a fucking dude. Now, now, now, Andy, they're talking about us in the headline. We're the bigots. Yeah. Well, so listen, it has not been a 100% guaranteed. Okay. Or like, you know, without a doubt that this is a dude. We don't know that. I don't know that.

Yeah, look at the picture. I feel like the hair is attached to the hat. Come on, man. Well, so Captain Christie, she's from Seattle. She graduated from the United States Naval Academy in 2000 with a Bachelor of Science in Political Science. Now, apparently...

She is a she, and she's not a man. How do you know? Again, this is all allegations, but apparently she's just a lesbian. Okay, well, all right. I apologize. But here's the thing. I'm so sick of this shit, man. I'm sick of it.

I guarantee you that's not the best motherfucker for the job to run the fucking missile ship. That's my point. Okay, it's a fucking missile ship, like a destroyer or whatever, with fucking nuclear fucking tomahawks and shit on it. And we're putting someone in the position because of their fucking sexual orientation. Who they like to have sex with.

We are putting the hands of a multi-billion dollar fucking boat, the safety of thousands of people, because it's not just their boat, it's the boats around them, in the hands of someone because they like to taste vagina on their mouth. That is the only reason why.

Explain to me how that makes sense, bro. It doesn't. It doesn't. That's the problem. And like, not to mention, you know, this is not like this ship is just, you know, chilling. This is the ship that is going to be in Iran and Iran's waters if shit hits the fucking fan. And that's what we have as leadership. Now, not saying she is she. Mm hmm.

Is the highest scoring fucking ship captain of all time. And the next available best. And knows how to do all the shit perfectly. I have no problem with it. But I highly doubt that's the case considering what's been going on for the last number of years. This is fucking insane. And it's designed intentionally to make us look incompetent and weak. Nobody's celebrating this, dude.

We're over it. We are over this shit. Americans are over this shit. We are over people getting opportunities and being placed in responsible situations where other people's lives are at stake because of who they like to have sex with or what color their skin is or fucking anything other than they are the best for the job. I'm so sick of it, dude. Just saying that I think they missed a prime opportunity.

To put, like, real leadership in there. Well, I mean, we don't know for sure. I mean, maybe she is the best. But I seriously doubt it considering what's been going on. And this motherfucker shouldn't be doing it either. So let's just... We'll go on him, too. What the fuck? Bro, you never even played Call of Duty? Like, you don't fucking... You didn't look down the scope and figure out that it's fucking dark on the other end? You got the fucking lens cap on. Okay? You didn't... You're holding the rifle wrong. Like...

A redneck from Missouri that's four years old knows how to do that better than that guy. So he doesn't deserve to be in charge of the ship either. Agreed. Agreed. So this is not...

I'm, you know, just we need the best. Yeah, that's it. I did like I tried to find the picture again. I did like the United States Marines. They they kind of did like a push at the Navy because they posted. So this this picture was posted with a caption of clearly, clearly cited in or some shit like that.

And so the Marines actually reposted it with their images of some badass fucking warriors with the scopes. Bro, he's got that thing on his shoulder like it's a motherfucking rocket launcher.

You know, like if you hand an AR to a person, a woman who's never shot a gun ever in her life, that's what they will do. That's how she's going to hold it. Well, I mean, isn't that what, am I lying? No. You've trained people. Isn't that not what they do? They put the fucking motherfucker up here on their shoulder. Like that's a grown man in charge of a fucking billion dollar ship. Unbelievable, dude. Not confident.

It ain't a good look. Dumbass of the day goes to the United States Navy. Yeah, it does, bro. Sorry. And all you fucking Siemens, you should be pissed off about this. They're putting your life at risk. I mean, listen, putting a lot at risk. Putting a lot at risk. How do you know she can't do a better job? I don't know. Maybe she can, but I seriously fucking doubt it. Considering what's been going on in the world. There's not a good. There's not a good. Dude, imagine if we were looking at. I mean, let's just break this down.

DEI is the dumbest thing ever in the history of Earth. It wasn't even an American idea. It was an idea that is put on us by the communists of the world.

Okay. The reason that DEI was put into place was not to fucking create equal opportunity. It was to demoralize the country and make it weaker. Because if we're putting the worst players on the field because of who they are or where they come from or who they like to have sex with, we are going to lose. Everybody else in the world understands that reality. China understands that. Russia understands that. Everybody in the Middle East understands that. Every single fucking human being.

Everywhere else understands that. We understand that here, but people are so scared to speak up that they won't even say anything about it. And like I said last show, they already know what you think because they listen to everything you say. They already know what you think because they have all your emails, all your texts, all your jokes, all your memes, everything you've ever sent. They have it. So they already know.

So what the fuck are you afraid of? Speak the fuck up. This idea that anything other than the best should be positioned in positions of responsibility is literally insane and weakens our country. And we have had so much...

so much time in this country where there's been no real conflict. There's, there's nothing to truly be afraid of. Most other countries have to like consider the fact that other countries could take them over here. People have no concept of that. They don't believe that another country could come in, bro. We're already invaded. We

We got Venezuelans all over. We got fucking third world criminals all over. And you guys keep giving people the benefit of the doubt for this fucking shit. We are not in a position to say, oh, yeah, we, you know, because we feel bad for so-and-so and they didn't get a chance to get so many at bats in the game. We're going to put little Johnny in there, little Susie, so they can go up there and strike out and feel good. You're putting the rest of us at risk.

And the people at the top, the World Economic Forum, the fucking Soros's of the world, these people, they understand that. Our dumb motherfuckers that have these bleeding hearts for opportunity who can't understand that equal opportunity is the way it's supposed to be, not equity. We're not supposed to all get the job. We're supposed to have a fair chance at the job. All right? And we have shifted so far because of the comfort in this country to where...

This stuff doesn't even, nobody blinks at this. They don't even think about it. You know what I mean? No.

It's literally insane, dude. Well, the truth is, equal opportunity already exists. It's already here. Yeah. It's here. You know, the problem is that they want the equal outcome. That's right. And that's not how it works. Yeah. Just not how it fucking works, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. Tell them, Navy boys, we said, hey. How would you feel about getting a job just because you were a certain thing?

Well, I mean, that's the problem, all right? Like, the people who are getting the jobs are perfectly fine with it. Imagine a person who gets skipped over. Yeah, but do they believe they're the best?

I don't think they care about it. Okay. Because how do they paint it? They paint it as fucking history being made. The first trans this, the first black this, the first... They're painting that as something heroic, right? Like they're making fucking history. I feel worse for the fucking people that get passed over in those positions. We're making history, all right? We're the only country in the history of the world that's ever existed that has allowed...

Voluntarily weakness to creep in and third world enemies to invade our country with open arms and give them hugs and say, oh, while they want to fucking kill you and take your shit, people are not. They are not prepared for what's about to happen here. And I called it a long time ago. They're not prepared, bro. No.

Like all these all these you know we see that the the black guys it down in the hood in Chicago being like hey Venezuela's bro you motherfuckers ain't prepared either you're not these people live in third-world conditions They fucking fight for their lives their whole fucking life This isn't you know you're in a gang beef with fucking dude down the street this these people know what the fuck they're doing They don't shoot like this motherfucker. No no that when lights get cut off. Oh

They know how to survive that they thrive in those conditions We are we as we as a country are not ready for what's already happened here And and we continue to weaken it and demoralize it by doing things like this is disgusting. Yeah, I

Well, guys, let's get to the cruise. Remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfrasella.com. You guys can find all of that stuff linked there. With that being said, let's jump into headline number one. Headline number one reads, students mourn classmates and teachers after Georgia school shooter Colt Gray's rampage.

So let's dive into this a little bit. Obviously, this is a national event that has happened down in in in winter, Georgia. So let's dive in a little bit about this. What has been known as of the time of this recording? So the mass shooter who killed two students and two teachers at Appalachee High School in winter, Georgia, on Wednesday morning,

has been named as Colt Gray. Nine victims were taken to hospital with gunshot wounds, according to the Georgia Bureau of Investigation. The shooting was reported at 10:23 a.m. and Gray surrendered to police when he was apprehended. Gray is a 14-year-old student who attended Appalachian High School, authorities confirm. Despite the fact Gray is being charged as an adult, the authorities in Georgia have not released a mugshot. However, a picture of Gray has surfaced

Thanks to the speed of the Internet. This is 14 year old Colt Gray. Now, there's been some interesting developments with this story that has come out. Police find evidence that teen gunman was obsessed with mass shootings.

Investigators found evidence that Colt Gray, 14, was interested in mass shootings during a search of his room on Wednesday. The New York Times reported Gray appeared to be particularly obsessed with the 2018 massacre at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, which left 17 people dead. They also found that Colt Gray had a Discord account that was linked to him, also obsessed with Sandy Hook,

Officers with the Jackson County Sheriff questioned Colt Gray, 14, and his father, Colin Gray, after receiving a tip about his discord account from the FBI. We do know that there was an AR style weapon which was used in the shooting at Appalachee High School that was recovered from some video footage from students leaving out of the building. There's a picture of it.

Now, in an interesting development, some family of Colt Gray has been making some statements online on Facebook specifically. This headline reads,

The family of Georgia school shooter Colt Gray threatened to go, quote, full throttle after the 14 year old was charged as an adult for murder, murdering four people on Wednesday. Gray's relatives leapt to his defense within hours of him opening fire at Appalachia High School, where he allegedly killed four people and injured nine others. The teenager's aunt, Annie Paul Homis Brown, took to Facebook during the aftermath, bringing up the issues he, quote, dealt with.

and saying she will take care of my nephew and what he needs on this side. This is some of the posts. Now at the time of the recording, I went to try to verify these and Facebook has completely removed her account, which is interesting. Not able to find anything on her, but these are allegedly her posts that she put out. This one saying quote, hey, charging my 14 year old nephew as an adult for murder. Y'all ready to see Paul, Paul Hamas blood and full throttle. Nah, I wouldn't be either.

whatever that means. And she posts this one also saying, uh,

uh please someone get me in touch with gbi i've tried calling i am not scared i will not back down i will not disrespect other parents and families that are dealing with this tragedy on the opposite end they did not deserve this i will not do anything but humbly support the families involved in this incident that are not asked to be participants with that said i will not leave my nephew standing alone when yvaldi happened i told my own children that only hurt people hurt people

I did everything I could to fight for my nephew and my niece and my other nephew. Y'all can go ahead and play the blame game all you want, but the families affected by my nephew's actions deserve all the attention now. I will take care of my nephew and what he needs on his side. Just check yourself before you speak about a child that never acts to deal with the bullshit he saw on a daily basis.

To which another family member, Jenny Blackwell, Paul Hommis, said 1000 percent. He never asked for what he's been through. I'm with you. One. What is that? That's more than 1000 shit. One billion percent prayers for everyone affected. Now, with all of this going on, there is one thing that I am constantly seeing common denominators that we constantly see with all of these shootings.

Not just the weapon used. They're always an AR style weapon. But the fact that a particular three letter agency is always somehow involved. The FBI was alerted to Colt Gray over a year ago.

Over a year ago, shocking. The FBI was made aware of the suspected Appalachian high school shooter in 2023 during the course of investigating the source of online threats. Fox 10 Phoenix reported that quote, the FBI in a joint statement with the Jackson County Sheriff's office revealed gray was on law enforcement's radar more than a year before Wednesday's school shooting.

And the Atlanta Journal-Constitution noted, quote, in May of 2023,

The FBI's National Threat Operations Center received several anonymous tips about online threats to commit a school shooting. The tips led to then 13-year-old Colt Gray, who was interviewed by law enforcement and who denied making the threats. Gray's father was interviewed as well. And quote, the father stated he had hunting guns in the house, but the subject did not have unsupervised access to them.

It was monitored after being interviewed, but quote, there was no probable cause for arrest or to take any additional law enforcement action on the local, state, or federal levels, according to the FBI. I am sick of seeing the FBI knowing about these people. They knew about the Uvalde shooter. They knew about the Nashville shooter. They knew about the Buffalo shooter. They knew about the Denver shooter. They always knew about them. Yeah.

Months in advance. Yeah, but they're you know, but let's raid, you know grandma's house because she's a domestic terrorist for sure You know, I'm saying to me. Yeah, that makes sense to me man. Andy. What do you got on this? Well a lot first of all You could tell by this kids parents and aunts response or whatever They are that these are one of those parents that make excuses for their kids no matter what the fuck they do They don't hold them to any account or any standard they say

Oh, well, you know, they can live their lives as their lives. And, you know, these are the same kind of parents that say that shit about kids that are trying to transition when they're fucking 12 years old. And, you know, who am I? You're their fucking parent, asshole.

Okay, like you're not their friend. You're not this isn't hey, let them do whatever they decide to do what they want to do Let's make excuses for them your kid just murdered four fucking people and you're on the internet defending them He didn't he didn't ask to go through what he been through fucking cares

No one cares. Like, dude, I'm so sick of hearing these excuses for people to do fucked up shit. Oh, he had trauma and the fucking... Who cares? There's lots of motherfuckers that had trauma that didn't go shoot up a fucking school. Right. Okay? There's all kinds of people that had it way worse than him that turned around and became upstanding, positive, contributing members of society. That's a fact. All right? So I don't want to hear this shit anymore about these criminals who have...

Trauma or their parents or fucking disadvantages. I don't fucking care I don't care and you shouldn't either this this excuse making in victimhood for These people that do this terrible things that affect other people needs to stop Okay criminals deserve criminal treatment people who hurt people deserve to be hurt back and

If we start hurting people back who do shit like this in a public forum, this kind of shit will stop. So that's what I have to say about that. Secondly, this is a very easy solution to this problem. We have 100,000 fucking ex-military veterans across the country.

Why not create a position in every school where every fucking doorway that comes in from the outside is armed with someone who knows what they're doing? Okay. Why don't, instead of we send philandering,

$75 billion to Ukraine every two weeks or whatever the fuck it is. Why don't we take that money and create jobs and employ these people? There's only one simple answer to that. And it's that they don't want to solve the problem because the political ramifications for the problem existing are greater and more valuable to them than solving the problem.

Every time they have one of these, they immediately turn to the same shit. Ban guns. Ban guns. Ban guns. Why do they want to ban guns so bad? They don't want to ban guns because the school shootings. Otherwise, they would just solve the school shootings with the way that I said. Easy fix.

The reason they want to ban guns is the same reason that every government in the history of the world has ever disarmed their population. And what happens when those populations get disarmed? Usually some sort of mass murder or genocide or complete and total tyranny happens every single time. Okay. And these Americans, these idealistic Americans who are super fucking dumb think that this is about hunting or this is about...

If you really understood what the Second Amendment was about, we should have fully automatic weapons. We should have the ability to buy rocket launchers. We should have the ability to have tanks and all this shit. Everything the military has...

The population is meant to have to balance it out. And people say, well, they didn't know that AR-15s were going to exist in 1776. Yeah, no shit. They also didn't know Apache helicopters. They didn't know drones. They didn't know fucking tanks. They didn't know rocket launchers. Okay? But...

If they had, they would have said people have a right to own those things to balance out the power that the government holds over them. This is not about deer and Kevlar vests. This is not about hunting. This is not about the crazy cousin who's a prepper for the last days. This is about...

Balancing the power. And because the average American doesn't understand this concept, these people get on TV and they lie about this shit, trying to make it seem like we'll have this utopia of safety. Bro, is it not illegal to shoot people?

Absolutely, is it not illegal to fucking for a 14 year old to have a r15? Is it not illegal to have guns on fucking? School property that's legal. Those are all illegal things. They're already illegal The definition of a fucking criminal is that they break the motherfucking law Okay, so making a law that says you can't have guns is not gonna fucking reduce any guns It's gonna make it so only the fucking bad people have guns Okay

I'm tired of this argument. And the fact that this is happening and not being solved by the way that I've said it could be solved, where it actually solves two problems at once, it stops the shootings and it employs people that need jobs. The fact that our government is not solving that or creating that

The only logical answer in return is that they want it because it's an easy problem to solve and everybody fucking knows it. So just understand this, that the people that run this country are totally okay with your kids being shot if it happens to be your kids so that they can advance a political agenda of tyranny. That is the facts. That's it, man. Because you guys got to understand the government is not going to just come in and like, all right, give us your guns.

For no reason. Right. They have there has to be some type of justification for that. And so what what is I think a common denominator that we all kind of share just as good, just hearted Americans is that, you know, hey, we protect kids. And so the moment kids start getting attacked, that's going to they might balance the scales of the justification they need to, hey, let's get our guns together.

But the irony in that, though, bro, that I have a problem with is that, you know, the left is these progressives. They only care about the kids when it's convenient for them. They're OK with aborting them. They're OK with masking them. They're OK with overly vaccinating them. They're OK. OK. We're mutilating them. They're OK. We're doing a bunch of other shit to them. And it's when it's convenient for them. And so that's how you got to see through the bullshit, man. We can't never give up our guns. Do do it. Not only that, who wants to ban the guns?

What party? Democrat. Okay. It's the progressive Democrats that want to ban guns the most. Now, during COVID, who was saying, you don't deserve to be in society. What are we going to do with all these people that won't take the vaccine? You're a fucking grandma killer. You deserve to be in jail. You deserve to be in a camp. Who was saying that? Democrats. Okay. Now, those are the same people that want to take the guns. So what the fuck do you think they're going to do once the guns are gone?

They're doing that so they can have power over the people they hate and eliminate them just like every other communist fucking revolution that's happened in the history of Earth. They disarm the population, then they kill the resistance. So there is zero fucking chance, no matter how many tweets these fucking idiots make, that anyone should give up their guns for any fucking reason.

Ever. Just on July 4th. In fact, you should buy more guns. Just on July 4th. Here's just another quick example. On July 4th. 109 people were killed in Chicago. Nine of which were kids. You didn't hear no conversation. You didn't hear one fucking peep. None.

None. On a weekend. On a week, in one day. Nine kids. Well, you know why? What was the conversation on that? Well, because it doesn't serve them. Doesn't fit the narratives. Not only that, they like black on black crime. Yeah. You know why? Because they get to go into the fucking black on the black communities every fucking two and four years and say, hey guys, I know it's really bad. We'll fix it.

They want disorder. They want black people in poverty. They want black people killing themselves. Don't make any fucking mistake about it. If you vote Democrat and you're black, you're voting for people that want you to fucking suffer. That's it, man. That's it, guys. Jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. Let us know. And with that being said, let's go cruise some of these comments. This first comment comes from at 436 Bowie. Andy!

Hey, what is your favorite pre-workout flavor? This is not an ad. Just want to know. Big time watcher of the show and I love it. I am a cop and love your pre-workout to give myself the tools to arrest black, I mean criminals. What's your favorite pre-workout? It's a concoction. Yeah, it's a suicide mix. You have a concoction. So here at First Form Headquarters. Concoction. Do you want me to say it? Is that what you keep saying? Concoction? Yeah. I like concoction. Concoction.

Is that what you wanted me to say? Every morning I do a first big drink of coction. Does that make you happy? All right. So we call my pre-workout... There you go. There you go. So anyway, here at First Form for the adults, we have free supplements for everybody. Okay? And they're out on this bar and after you're done working out or before you work out, everybody gets to go use them. So...

You know, if you work here, you got perks. That's one of them. So we go through a lot of product every day. And so every day that what's out there is different flavors. And so I don't know what flavor I like because I don't look at it. I literally don't look at the flavor at all.

So, but I have found out that if you mix any flavor of Megawatt, L-Carnitine, and Alpha Surge, it doesn't matter what flavor of each. They all taste great. So, I do a suicide combination. That's what we used to call it back in the day. Do you know that? Suicide? Like a suicide slurpee where you put like all the flavors in it? Nope. Or you ever did a suicide soda where you put all the sodas in it? Sounds... Nope. Okay. Well, that's what we called it. And so,

So I just do that every day, and I put one scoop of Megawatt, one scoop of L-carnitine, one scoop of Alpha Surge, and five grams of creatine. You go to work. And that's what I do. And it is fucking awesome. You will be pumped out of your motherfucking gourd. You will be concocted. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, you will have a hard concoction. There you go, booey. Yeah. All right. That's the deal, bro. I'm telling you. That's the secret blend. Yes. All right.

uh our next guy i do uh i do a hydration stick first thing in the morning though to get my salt and electrolytes in there like a pre yeah so then i do pre-workout like two three hours later yeah so that's the pre before the coction all right i like it it's a hard coction uh our next comment comes from the american mexican 1776 uh he says uh

Even a 10% tax is probably too high to give a government with no accountability as to what they are actually doing with our money. But with that being said, getting to a point where when you buy something, you don't have to continue paying taxes on it or you lose it to this corrupt government would be a good start. Totally agree. Totally agree. I have nothing to add. That's a great point. And I'm happy that our people are so perceptive that they understand that we

We have to go in steps. You gotta start. Right? Like, I get this argument from some close friends. They're like, "Fucking Donald Trump's not gonna fix shit either." Okay, well, do you want to be full communist or do you want to move the right way?

because neither one of these motherfuckers are going to fix everything for us. We got to move the right way. And then in 2028, we got to move a little bit more in the right way. And hopefully we can, over a couple terms, we can move the country in the right spot to where we get to a point where it's actually what it's supposed to be

And what it has supposed to be. So I appreciate that because sometimes people think that I believe that Donald Trump is somehow going to fix everything. I don't believe that. I believe Donald Trump is very intelligent. I think he's the best option that we have right now. And you guys who say he's not intelligent, you're a fucking idiot. Oh, he got a million dollars from his dad. Bro, you couldn't take a million dollars and turn it into seven billion. You fucking couldn't do it. Can you take $100 and turn it into $7,000?

Fucking you can't right? Okay, so you don't have the skills to do it. The guy's intelligent. He's 78 years old He's had a whole life of experience to say that he's stupid because you don't like the way he talks just proves that you're stupid All right

I think the guy's fucking hilarious, by the way. But the point is, is Donald Trump's grown up in America. That was one way the entire time. And I don't know that Donald Trump sees where it needs to go past that. So when he says make America great again, I think he's trying to take it to the point where we were at the best economically, you know, socially, culturally dominant society. But I think there's.

Beyond that that we can get I think we can be better than that and I don't know that you know I think right now he's thinking fuck. We're all the way over here We got to get at least back to here and then you know past that it's up to everybody else to carry the torch to something that is ultimately the best version of what this country supposed to be so But yeah, this is a great comment and I agree 100% my guys we appreciate you

for being real ass fans. Thank you for liking and commenting. Make sure you guys hit the bell notification on the YouTube to stay up to date with the latest episodes from Real AF. With that being said, let's keep this cruise moving. Headline number two. This is an interesting headline. Headline reads, Commanders suspend VP for comments on players Jones Goodell.

This is an ESPN article. The Washington Commanders have suspended an employee who made comments about the team's players being anti-gay, accused Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones of being racist and anti-gay, and called NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell a, quote, $50 million puppet. Well, I mean, that last part.

Might be true. The team said it has suspended its vice president of content, Ryle Entine. This guy here.

I see it. Okay. I'm with you. So they have suspended him, who has been with the organization for four years. The comments he made to an undercover reporter for the O'Keefe Media Group. That's James O'Keefe, who has been doing some awesome work. Yeah. I mean, awesome work. But according to a social media video from the media group, Nteen had met the reporter on the dating app Hinge. Isn't Hinge gay?

Yes, it is. Right. I don't know. But clearly it was a man reporter. It was. And they met on a dating app. He's definitely gay. He's concerned about anti-gay. He's concerned about racism. But but yeah, so he met there. They met. They had dinner twice at some local restaurants. And according to James Keefe,

The CEO of the O'Keefe Media Group. The interviews took place at a restaurant in Washington, D.C. in June. Quote, the language used in the video runs counter to our values at the commander's organization. A team spokesperson said in the statement, quote, we have suspended the employee pending an investigation and will reserve further comment at this time. Now, the clip itself that was uploaded is about a 10 minute, 13 minute long clip, I believe. But I got about two minutes of it here. Let's check this out.

Okay, just so just walk me through again. Oh, it's not gay. You're just he's not gay. It's a female reporter Yeah, I thought it was James O'Keefe. I think he's gay though. Well, I mean he went he's going he's out there with a girl Gay people hang out with girls all the time bro gays get more bitches than anything. What that's true. That's not fucking true. That is not true Andy that is true Like every girl has a gay best friend true or false Not girls. I know

They ain't fucking them. No, not to fuck them, but they go do dinner and brunch and shit. Well, that's fine. That's my point. Yeah, but they ain't on a dating app meeting gay dudes. It's true. Whatever, man. Maybe bisexual. Look, I'm just correcting what my assumption was. Okay. Here's a clip. Okay, so just walk me through again your breakdown, your description of the commanders players. Over 50% of our roster, right, is either...

White religious and God says, "Fuck the gays." Meet Rael Entine, the vice president of content for the Washington Commanders. Another big chunk is very low-income African-American that comes from a community that is inherently very homophobic. Rael Entine goes on to say some of the NFL players are, quote, "dumb as all hell."

Commander as VP of Content, Ryle Nt. Well, come on. That was creative editing.

He was going to say dumb as all hell. And there's some that are very smart. You can tell they cut it off. Yeah. No, he said there's some that are very smart. Well, I hate this creative editing that everybody's doing. I fucking hate it. Like the gotcha comment. Yeah. Dude, it doesn't matter if it's the right or the left. Like it just discredits everything when I can tell they're doing that.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, if you watch fucking CNN, they do it. If you watch Fox, they do it. If you watch fucking apparently James O'Keefe, apparently he's doing it now. And I like James O'Keefe. But let's show the whole fucking message. Let's... You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, that's just... Full context. Yes. Full context. ...disdain for NFL fans to our OMG American Swiper, stating they are, quote, high school educated alcoholics and mouth breathers. Most of the fans, I would say, are...

- High school educated alcoholics. - So they're like lower class people. - I hate to use that term, I would just say mouth breathers. I know it's way worse. - He revealed that his job is to essentially operate quote, "state run media." - My job is to sell hope.

to the fans, right? I need them buying tickets. When there's not much hope to sell, I still gotta dig deep to find it. Why do you think there's not much hope to sell right now? Because we had pipes leaking sewage on our fans in the middle of the game. And I have to put out a social post saying, "It wasn't sewage water we promised." That is state-run media.

Our OMG American Swiper questioned Vice President of Content for the Washington Commanders football team, Ryle Entine, and his knowledge and opinion of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, calling him a $50 million puppet. What about Roger? Oh yeah, he's a puppet. A $50 million puppet. Yeah, so as of today, the time of the recording, the Commanders escalated their suspension into a full-on firing. Good.

Of in team in team also told undercover reporter that quote 50 over 50 percent of our roster is white religious and God says, fuck the gays. I don't think he says that. No, he doesn't. I don't think he says I don't think he says that. Yeah. Their interpretation. I don't buy any of that. Another big chunk is low income African-Americans that come from a community that is inherently very homophobic. Now, listen, that that is true. That is true. That that is a very true statement.

What's the definition of homophobic? People that hate gays. Do you think that most black people hate gays? They hate them? No, they don't. Do they? I like how you give validation from the white guy. What? Motherfucker Joe's blacker than you. But yeah, so...

But yeah, he goes on to say even talking about uh, I'll be real dude Like I'm just being honest like if the shit wasn't throwing in our face fucking 27 fucking hours out of 24 a day There would be less homophobia or whatever the fuck you think it means 100% like I you know I I think the term my point in asking the question was I think the term homophobic is totally fucking overblown right just because you don't want to fuck a gay guy doesn't make you homophobic right right like just because you look at someone and you're like fuck I

That that that fucking bitch is fat as fuck does not make you fat phobic. You're observing a reality Right like when you're out and like this has happened to me and fucking little gay dudes Touch me and shit. Yeah, wait, wait. Wait. I have my ass grabbed. Whoa. Yeah, my fucking gay dude. Wait, wait, wait That's happened that's that's happened listen, bro. That's happened to me three or four times where the gays fucking love me dude for real

They fucking do. And I've been fucking, I've been touched by like, dude, listen, listen, bro. You guys laugh all you want, but their culture is different. They can fucking touch. They can rub. They can do whatever they want on people and people don't like it. And then when you don't like it, you're homophobic. That's the point I'm trying to make.

You know, like I smack the dude's hand away and be like, bro, I'll fucking kill you. Oh, what are you fucking hate gay people? No, I just don't. I'm not gay. It makes sense to me. Yeah. I'm just fucking tired of it, dude. Like stop. Dude, you can't do that. Hold on. Yeah. We don't run around straight people and talk about how much pussy we like. We don't fucking run around like, God, you know what, dude? If your kids don't like pussy, you're a fucking straight a phobic. Right.

You see what I'm saying? If I can't read about pussy to your kids, you're a fucking bigot. Like if you reverse the conversation, it makes fucking no sense at all. And like real talk, dude.

Most gay people I know don't do any of that shit. It's just like every other fucking group in the world. You got the group and then you got the outliers that do all the fucked up shit that make them all fucking look bad. I got offered like a thousand bucks a fucking gay dude before. Bro, dude, me and Halsey were walking home from fucking the bar that I used to work at. They're pushy. Bro, this dude fucking pulls up. We're walking across the fucking parking lot.

And this dude fucking pulls up in like a work truck. Dude, I'm being dead serious. Listen, I'm serious. Quit fucking laughing. I'm trying to tell a story. So this fucking guy pulls up and he's like in fucking a work truck. Like this guy looks like he's about to, you know, drink a fucking bush beer after being on the site. And it's me and Scott. And he pulls up and we're like thinking he's going to ask for directions. And he goes, hey, hey.

How much for me to suck y'all's dicks? Oh, no. Yeah. And he said that to us. And I fucking looked at him like I was going to fucking crush him, dude. And I look over at Scott. Scott's like, 20 bucks. That's a true story. Except the last part. Dude. Dude, the guy must have saw our faces and thought he was going to die because he fucking peeled out quick. Man.

Scott thought about it for a second, though. Fuck, man. That's hot. He didn't really. I'm just teasing. I just always tell that same story, especially when he's right there.

Yeah, man. It's just interesting. But that's not the only undercover thing. I think the commanders, they did a great job. Great job in firing this guy as they should. I mean, obviously, this dude has an agenda, right? And that's a problem. But he's not the... Well, bro, I mean, real talk, man. I mean, let's be real. It's always the same people saying all this shit, saying that everybody's anti-gay, everybody's anti-Semitic, everybody's racist, everybody's this. But you can't criticize that motherfucker. I can't say nothing about him. Yeah.

Can't say anything about this guy. Yeah, they're going to get hit with an ADL fucking bullshit. The Washington Redskins are anti-Semitic. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. No one cares. Fuck you. Stop pushing stupid shit on everybody. You know, but it's interesting, though, because, you know, Mr. Ryle, he's not the only person that's been on candid camera. This is a very interesting clip that came out. Did you see this? DOJ chief.

admitting in undercover footage that Trump indictments are politically motivated. So even people inside the own office of DOJ are now admitting that, yeah, it's complete fucking bullshit. Check this clip out real quick. Did that backfire?

Sure does. Everything is the stuff. They're just out to get them. That's why I like the surgery. You know, it's a perversion of justice. Who's stacking charges and rearranging things just to make a good case? No. Honestly, I think the case is nonsense. State levels are the...

Yeah, and so that was Nicholas bias who works for the DOJ now

Back in June, Representative Andy Biggs, he made a timeline that was talking about this whole thing, which we're going to get a little bit more in the next headline. But about this, this entire thing with the case specifically that he's talking about, which is what Nicholas was referring to, was this timeline here that started way back in 2022. OK.

OK, way back in 2022, you had President Joe Biden made a controversial statement asserting, quote, we just have to demonstrate that he will not take power if he does run, making sure that he under legitimate efforts of our Constitution does not become the next president. On November 7th of that same year, Donald Trump hinted at a significant announcement and said I had a big announcement coming.

Then on November 15th, that's in 2022 is when Trump announced his presidential candidate candidacy. Three days later, Matthew Colangelo, the third highest ranking official at the DOJ resigned from his position and

And then that that same day, three days after Trump announced his presidency, his candidacy for president, Attorney General Merrick Garland appointed Jack Smith. And that's when Jack Smith was appointed a special counsel to oversee the two separate investigations against Trump. That same day, Nathan Wade, the figure from Fulton County. That's when he was assigned by Fannie Willis, her lover, his lover, to.

Who spent eight hours with White House lawyers to go over all of this? And then you have on December 2nd, Matthew Colangelo. He made the decision to join Alvin Bragg's office to help with the cases. So within a week's time after Donald Trump announces that he's going to run in 2024, the head of the DOJ resigns.

And goes to work for Alvin Bragg. Right. You leave a federal position to go to a state level position. That's correct. Then Jack Smith is appointed on the same day. Same day. Okay. A special counsel to oversee the separate investigations against Donald Trump. And then on the same day, Nathan Wade, a figure associated with Fulton County District Attorney's Fannie Willis prosecution of Trump, spent eight hours in meetings with the White House. At the White House. Okay.

So that's the collusion. So he's running, so let's put our chess pieces where they're going to go so we can prosecute him. 100%. On the same day. New York. I mean, it was all set up. Now- Bro, that's treason as shit. These people should be hung for this.

Really? Real. I mean, what it looks like to me is you have a commander in chief giving an order, making a statement on what is going to happen, and then the shit happening. These people should be fucking hung for this. Now, here's the interesting thing on this Nicholas Bias guy who's the chief. All of them. All of them. Yeah. All of them. But look at this twist of bullshit. Nicholas Bias, so after that video has just been released, it's went viral, he makes a statement. Quote, quote,

I was recently made aware of a video where I regretfully made some statements in a private and social setting that don't reflect my views about two local and state prosecutions. I said these things in an effort to please and impress someone I just met who was secretly filming me. I'm deeply sorry to the local and state law enforcement officials working on these matters who deserve more respect than I showed them. I should have known better.

Oh, so he didn't mean it. He was just trying to get some pussy is what he's saying. Yeah. I don't buy it. No. Did you hear the way he was speaking? He was 100% telling the truth. What sounds more truthful? What he said in that video or that statement he put out? The video. 1000%. Right. 1000%. Yeah.

Yeah guys jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments with that being said I bet you fucking hundred bucks bro. The adl fucking makes a case with the fucking redskins. I I can see it coming guaranteed I see it coming. You can't fucking say shit about anything

Dude, fuck this shit, dude. I see it coming. Yeah, it's only a matter of time. And these motherfuckers all think they're fucking smarter than everybody, too. Oh, too fucking smart. If you're so fucking smart, then how are you getting caught on video cameras saying this dumb shit? Dumbass. Guys, Andy, headline number three. Now...

You had that video from the DOJ right showing some truth there of what they all say and know in private But let's talk about it because there's an interesting push that's happening right now that that is now coming out That's starting to revisit It's starting to sound a lot more like 2019 and 2020 and what we had to go through with that bullshit check this headline out from AP News and

Headline reading, right-wing influencers were duped to work for covert Russian influence operation. United States says. Sure. You work for Russia. I work for Russia. Anybody that likes to know. All I'm saying is, where the fuck is our money, bro? I haven't gotten any. Look, bro, I haven't got any money from Russia. I ain't got any money from our government. I got no money from Trump.

I've been out here working for Trump for free. Motherfucker. And then all these motherfuckers are getting these $100 million podcast deals with Spotify and fucking Amazon and shit. You motherfuckers are missing the boat, dude. We're going to be the biggest motherfucking show in the history of the world. For real. Because we're the only ones that tell the fucking truth. We're the only ones. We are the only show for the last four and a half years, five years, that has legitimately said whatever needed to be said when it needed to be said.

All these other motherfuckers dance around it. Oh, what do you think about that? Oh, you really think that? Oh, yeah. No, that's what it is. That's what's happening. Yeah. So pay me, bitches. I think you need more Freemason signs. I think that's what it is. Maybe that's what it is. I don't know. But let's dive into this article, man. They have millions of followers online. There have been major players in right wing political discourse since Donald Trump was president.

And they worked unknowingly for a company that was a front for a Russian influence operation, U.S. prosecutors say. Isn't this magical?

So an indictment filed Wednesday alleges a media company linked to six conservative influencers, including well-known personalities. Tim pool, Dave Rubin, Benny Johnson was secretly funded by Russian state media employees to turn out English language videos that were often consistent with the Kremlin's interest in amplifying us domestic divisions in order to weaken us opposition to Russian interest in

like it's war in Ukraine. In addition to marking the third straight presidential election in which U S authorities have unveiled politically charged details about Russia's attempted interference in us politics. And indictment indicates how Moscow may be attempting to capitalize on the skyrocketing popularity of right wing podcasters, live streamers, and other content creators who have found successful careers on social media in the years since Trump was in office.

Now, it's funny because, you know, the shit in 2016, didn't that come out to be false? Yeah. Didn't they do the shit in 2020 that they tried to run with Russia? Oh, motherfucker, I got a bigger show than all these motherfuckers. They ain't coming at me. What do they use over there? Ruples? Rupees? Ruples. Ruples? I thought that was India. Whatever they got, I want some of that. Come on, Putin. Yeah. Bring it.

Shit, man. We've been defending this motherfucker. Matter of fact, just give me one of those cars you gave Kim Jong-un. No shit. Those are pretty sweet. I'd take one of those. Yeah.

But now, yeah, so now they're going after podcasters. They're starting the dig and starting to say that they are influencing elections because, you know, our government is definitely not influencing any elections. Right. Like, you know, the thousands of indictments that they put on their political opponent. Like that's not election interference. Right.

Or the bill that's being passed to make sure non-citizens don't vote in our elections that the Democrats and our government is trying to stop. Like, that's not election interference. No shit. Right? Or the Amazon voice shit that's going on right now. Did you see this? Yeah, where Alexa will tell you why to vote for Kamala Harris, but then say she can't talk about Donald Trump. Yeah, check this clip out. Hey, Alexa. Why should I vote for Donald Trump? I cannot provide content that promotes any political views. Hey, Alexa. Alexa.

Why should I vote for Kamala Harris? Why vote for Kamala Harris? Because you believe in her policies and her vision for the country. Because you trust her experience and her leadership skills. Because you want to continue moving forward as a nation and make progress on issues that matter to you, like healthcare, education, equality, and justice. Hey Alexa, why should I not vote for Donald Trump?

There are several reasons why you may not want to vote for Donald Trump. Some people are concerned about his policies, such as his stance on immigration, healthcare, and the environment. Others are concerned about his behavior, such as his comments about women and minorities, and his treatment of opponents. Additionally, some people are concerned about potential conflicts of interest due to his business empire. Hey Alexa, why should I not vote for Kamala Harris?

I cannot provide content that insults another human being. Isn't that weird? No, it's not weird. No, it's fucking not. Now, question. It's not weird at all. It's not weird at all. And by the way, if you have an Alexa in your house, you're a fucking idiot. Get the shit out of there. I don't play that. Okay, they fucking record everything you say. Like, if you haven't figured this out yet. Bro, is Amazon a Russian company? No. It's an American. Oh. Oh, okay.

Um, anyway, so Lindsey Graham, he's going to grill Amazon apparently sent this letter out. Um, but again, like that, that's not election interference. Um, what about this ABC, uh, debate that's supposed to be coming up, which now all of a sudden there's supposed to be this blackout with direct TV over some bullshit where more than 11 million people will not be able to watch the election through ABC. Uh, that's not election interference at all. Right. Um, now, uh,

What does Putin say all of this? You see he just came out and endorsed Kamala? Yeah, of course he did because he knows that she'll destroy the country. He trolled the shit out of her. Did he? I believe he actually wants Trump. No, he does. Because he wants world order to be restored. I don't think he's anything what these motherfuckers say he is. Like everything they say at this point in time, I believe that is the opposite is true. Yeah. No, 100%. No, no. He definitely trolled Kamala. Let's check the clip out.

We had the current president, Mr. Biden, as our favorite, if I can recall. If I can call it that. But now he has been taken out of the race. But he recommended that all his allies support Mrs. Harris. That's what we're going to do. We're going to support her. That's first of all. And second of all,

If you promise, you have to do it, right?

And secondly, she has such an expressive and infectious laugh. It shows that she's doing well. Bro, did you see the people in the crowd laughing? Like, dude, they're all laughing at us. Like, dude, they're laughing at us. We have allowed these disgusting, progressive, do-nothing, contribute-nothing, be-nothing, create-nothing drags on society to...

direct our country into this position of complete and total incompetence and weakness. And that's not them doing it. That's us allowing them to do it.

Okay. And us allowing them to do it looks like you looking the other way. Every time one of these people does something or says something, you not speaking up for your kids being indoctrinated in schools, you not speaking up because you're afraid of what so-and-so is going to say you holding in and believing that the silent majority is some sort of noble person.

Cause you believing that political correctness is polite you believing that everybody deserves a chance So we're gonna put people in places of power based upon their gender or their orientation or their skin color you

are the reason this is happening because you won't speak the fuck up and stop this from happening. That is the bottom line. These people are not strong enough to do what they want to do. They are not the stronger side. This is a small group that's less than fucking 10% of the Democrat voters that is so far left that they have intimidated and bullied and used the tech platforms like Amazon and Meta and fucking all the other ones to...

Prop up that narrative and make everybody else intimidated by cyberbullying That's what these fucking people do if you voice your opinion you get traffic throttle or you get a thousand bot comments calling you a piece of shit or this or that or this bro, I'm tired of this shit and you should be too and if we're gonna fucking have this country past November or January you better start working now you better start getting engaged now and

Time is running out. The opportunity here is running out. And if you don't get every motherfucker that you know on the same page as you and your little community to go vote, you, bro, you're not even a fucking, you're not even a real citizen of this country in my opinion. We have civic obligations. And one of them is making sure that our country isn't taken over by a bunch of fat, mentally ill, dumb fucks.

Man guys jumping on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think We do have a little real AF exclusive here. Oh, really? We just got the mugshot from the from Colt gray. Oh, really? Yeah, you wanna see it? Sure Okay, so now this is what they immediately portrayed right yearbook photo from someone he's a right. This is the mugshot. Ah Colt gray. Yeah

Got a little hair dye in there. Yeah, looks a little different now, doesn't he? Looks a little different. Yeah. See, they're pulling that same play they do with all the other criminals where they show them back in school and feel sorry for them. Fuck this kid. Throw him in the fucking wood chipper, dude. Yeah, I mean, this is real. He had to be fucking like 10. Yeah, I don't care. He killed fucking four innocent people, bro. Throw him in the fucking wood chipper.

Like, you're going to do big boy shit? You get treated like a big boy. His life should be over, dude. Like, listen, man.

We need some fucking people with some courage to actually hold people accountable. This fucking giving the benefit of the doubt to anybody for any reason when they do shit like kill people or rape people, violent crimes that affect the trajectory of other people's lives forever. I'm the victim of a violent crime. I was stabbed in the fucking face, bro. You don't think that fucked me up? Yeah, I say it's the best thing that ever happened to me because it taught me a lot. But also it came with a lot.

And you people who have never been victimized by anybody have no fucking understanding what it's like. You feel violated your entire life. You never get back to normal. It never goes back to normal. This motherfucker deserves to die just like every other motherfucking violent criminal. And until we get some fucking stern leadership that understands that, this country will continue to be...

in this state of chaos where we make excuses for everybody. Bro, fuck that. Stop making excuses for people. The kid's 14. His fucking family's defending him. Throw them in there too.

It is what it is. Bro, listen. We got to deal with reality. Evil's a real thing. Evil should be destroyed. We should not tolerate evil things. We should not tolerate pedophilia. We should not tolerate rape. We should not tolerate violent crime. We shouldn't tolerate that shit. Okay? And by the way, for rape, if you accuse someone of rape and it's not true, then you should serve the exact sentence that that person was set to serve. Mm-hmm.

Makes sense to me, man. Makes sense to me. Look at that fucking little dirt bag. Yeah. Well, guys, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. This is where we bring a headline in. We talk about it, and we'll get one of those two options. So with that being said, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads, Bear sneaks up behind boy eating popcorn in Colorado backyard. Big bear. Black one.

Did he steal his popcorn? Oh, man, we'll see. We'll see. Colorado family had a backyard scare when a snack-sneaking black bear came within inches of a boy munching on popcorn. Rachel and Rob Schmella shared security camera footage of their son, Evan, eating kettle corn in the backyard of a relative's Aspen home when the bear comes up behind him.

The bear came within about a foot of Evans head before he realized there was an animal behind him. Quote, I was like frozen for a couple of seconds. I didn't know what to do. Rachel Schmella told KDVR TV. Well, luckily, Rob and his brother kind of jumped into action sooner than I did. And they knew just to make some loud noise and that would scare the bear. She said Evan was uninjured by the encounter. The whole thing was caught on camera. So let's check this out.

We're here tonight. A big Labor Day weekend surprise for a family in Aspen when a bear snuck up on a child. Yeah, Fox 31's Rachel Sauer obtaining new video of exactly what happened. She joins us in studio with a closer look. Rachel. Yeah, Erica. Well, they were spending the weekend with family in Aspen and they have seen wildlife on the property at night and have even caught some bears on video before, but never in the afternoon like this. Now take a look at this video here. It was on Saturday when this young man, Evan Schmaler, was enjoying some kettle corn he and his family had just gotten from the Aspen Farmer's Market.

Then all of a sudden you can see on your screen, this huge black bear came up behind him, sniffing the air, smelling that kettle corn, getting within almost a foot of the boy's head. Just look at that. His parents say he had no idea it was there until his uncle came out and chased the bear off. I was like frozen for like a couple seconds. I didn't know what to do. Um, luckily, um,

Rob and his brother kind of jumped into action sooner than I did, and they knew just to make some loud noise, and then that would scare the bear. Yeah, thankfully no one was hurt in this incident, and late last month, Colorado Parks and Wildlife told us we're coming up on what is known as Fat Bear Fall. Some more bears are going to be out and about looking for food this time of year. Back to you guys. My, my. Rachel, incredible video. That's a big bear. I say take him with you. I say, he just wants some popcorn, man. Sure, he's next. He just wants some, yeah.

He didn't look like he was going to do nothing. No. Black bears aren't. I mean, listen, I know all the statistics. Bro, there's a video of, did you see that video of the grizzly bear? That guy feeding the grizzly bear on the side of the road and he's like throwing shit at it. And the fucking grizzly bear gets him. No, fuck. Oh, man. Bro, you got to be a dumb motherfucker. Like, bro, you just got to be. It's like the fucking people that go to Yellowstone and fuck with the bison. I know. And then they get horned and they're like, what the fuck? Yeah. You know?

Oh, what happened? Exactly what the fuck you didn't think was gonna happen. I'm gonna cancel the bear. Kill all the bears. Hey, boo-boo. Call the ADL on the bears. Hey, what do you got on my pick in there, baby? I'm still fucked up about Harambe, bro. I think that's when the world started going downhill. That's really when it all started, bro. Long live Harambe. He was just trying to save that kid. Just wanted to play with him. Yeah. Bear to jail, man. Straight to jail? Bro, he just wants some popcorn, man. I think, you know, it's okay.

He should survive. Break the cycle. I think it's funny how he looked over the guy's shoulder. That's what I'm saying. What you got? What you got over there? Yeah, I'd say it's fine. Nobody got hurt. Thumbs up to that one. Yeah. Just wanted some popcorn, man. Well, guys, Andy, that is all I have. Yep. All right, guys. Don't be a hoe. Share the show.

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