770. Andy, Duke Gomez & DJ CTI: Armed Venezuelan Gang Storms Colorado Apartment, Trump ‘Respectfully’ Honored Fallen Troops At Arlington Cemetery & Bud Light Back To Basics After Culture Wars Backlash
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What is up, guys? It's Andy Frisella, and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality, guys. Today, we're going to be talking about the realest.

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Oh man, what? We got a little special special. We do. We got a little special sauce today. A little special sauce. My man, Duke Gomez is in the house. What's up, bro? I'm alive still. Yeah? Yo, it's actually nice to see someone that has the same struggles as me with all that shit you were saying. Yeah, yeah. With the shadow ban and shit. Yeah. Oh, God. You can hammer too? What? Oh, bro. I'm on my fifth Instagram account. Really? Oh, shit. Yeah, bro.

Let's backtrack to TikTok. I'm on my 70th TikTok account. That's crazy. Yeah, bro. I had to make like 45 different emails. So you're on the fucking list. You're with us. Yeah, bro. I was bad. You think my shit's crazy? I was like...

I was too insane. See, I like that. I love it. I like some of your shirts, man. Bullying the only action that builds character. That's fact. Yeah. Yeah, but wearing that shit at a Walmart, dude, or a fucking ShopRite is the scariest shit ever, dude.

I'll be buying groceries and I got a 90 year old grandma behind me like that's very scary bro bullying works We need more bullying like I'm just being real like we need more bullying if we bully people more often We wouldn't have all this crazy shit. I'm just saying I'm I've become pro bully. I'm definitely now I know you are also - you're also pro racism

Mean you are I do like your pronouns though. Those are great pronouns. I switch them up sometimes It's important that we respect those what are your pronouns Nick? So I go by Nick her oh, I would I would have thought dickhead Oh

That's fair too. I might make a special shirt just for you, dick slash head. I'll email it right to your front doorstep. I'll rock it. You got to wear it on the next show. Done. Send it.

Send it, man. But yeah, good to know. Hey, where can people get these shirts? DukeGomez.com for the most ruthless, most amazing quality merch that you could possibly get. If you want to piss someone off, DukeGomez.com. I can't tell you how many people actually get in trouble with wearing that shit to school, out places. I get emails from moms all the time, like, my son just got suspended for wearing a bullying shirt. Well, listen, it's not my fault that your son is a giant nutsack, okay? Hey.

And then you just join the team of nutsacks, bro. Team nutsack. Team nutsack all the way.

I'm down with it. Yeah. I love it. I'm with it, man. Sweet. Hey, before we get into it, where can people find you at? DukeOmes7 is one Instagram account. I got DukeOmesBackup2.0. I'll sit here for five hours listing off names. So DukeOmes7 on Instagram. Yeah, that's the main one. That's the bread and butter. Cool. Sweet. You get DJ Salivating over there talking about bread and butter. I got you excited, huh? I mean...

He's got a little Italian in you, man. Oh, dude. Yeah. What? Yeah. Almost white as could be. He's from Jersey, bro. Yeah. I asked him what he got. That's where I get it from. I go, where's home? He goes, Jersey. I go, that makes sense. Got it. So what's going on today, DJ? A lot of interesting stuff happening today. Let's start off with the dumbass of the day. I think that's a good place to start. It's always a nice. Three dumbasses. We'll add one more. Yeah. Why not four? Yeah.

Dumbass of the day goes to this MSNBC host who gets pissed off because he gets caught in the lie. So let's dive into this a little bit. Headline reads, MSNBC host threatens to sue Trump aide Corey Lewandowski for defamation. Then he's exposed by his own words in shocking video. So the host is Ari Melber. Yeah.

And he brought Corey Lewandowski on during a live broadcast of his own show. That was a mistake. That's a mistake. Because Corey's pretty fucking with it. He's with it.

But the exchange occurred after Lewandowski had the audacity to quote Melbers own words back to him. Words that expose the media's obsession with sensationalizing any aspect of President Donald Trump's life, even following a failed assassination attempt. So Lewandowski, again, he's a senior campaign manager.

He played a big role more in 2016. He's running the campaign right now. Trump just brought him back in for this one. I don't think he did much in 2020, but he's back in. He called out the MSNBC host for his hypocrisy, pointing out how Melber had ascribed Trump's appearance at the RNC last month.

So let's watch this little exchange here. Fox News, which has been caught in defamation, ran a false piece falsely stating that I said something else that I didn't say. So I stand on that. I stand on the New York Times quote. So you didn't say this bandage was a proper spectacle for a candidate who's obsessed with spectacles? That's fair. A placard for delegates to fill in, an image for political mobilization, a spectacle for this candidate who we know is, by his own admission...

obsessed with assorted spectacles. - Mr. Lewandowski, I did not say that. That is a false quote. - I have it right here. It's clear. - What you have is a false quote. - You absolutely said it. - What you have is a false quote. And if you, I'm putting you on notice, if you continue to repeat falsely,

that I said that, you will be potentially in a defamation situation because I didn't say that. But I understand that you're working off the internet. There's a lot of false information. I wish you luck with that. And Corey Lewandowski, we gave you time. I appreciate you coming on. Thank you for joining me. Corey Lewandowski, Trump 2024. And we will be right back.

What an asshole. Dude. Listen, and I don't even, I don't even like, I don't, I stay the fuck away from like all this shit because if I don't know fully about it, I don't put it on the internet. And my dad always tells me that because he's like,

But I mean, dude. They were talking about that Trump bandage, you know, when he got shot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were saying it was fake. They were saying it's fake. And so he gets called out for his own shit. Yeah. Did you see Lewandowski's fucking face light up when he said he didn't say it? Like if you watch the clip again, like his eyes, he's getting like excited. He's like, all right, this guy's walking right in my crap. They just put it right there. Yeah. It's funny how people. Sure it's the same guy? Yeah.

Yeah, no shit. Yeah, no shit, dude. I did not say that. That is a false quote. What you have is a false quote. Hold on, reverse it. I'm putting you on notice. If you continue to repeat falsely... No, no, before that. All the way kind of like in the beginning. All right, right here.

Look at his face. Wait, hold on. Right before that, watch his face like light up when he starts realizing this guy's gonna lie. That's fair. A placard for delegates to fill in an image. Bro, reverse the fucking video. Holy shit, man. You're making the segment all fucked up. He's falsely stating that I said something else that I didn't say.

say. So I stand on that. Oh, you didn't say that. You didn't say this bandage was a proper spectacle for McKinnon. I did not say that. That's fair. He's full of shit. I mean, Corey's pretty fucking witty, bro. You can't, you can't.

You can't try to get- Well, what's crazy is, is like, what the fuck? How do you not remember you saying that? Like, it was like a week ago. You know what I'm saying? Well, they're just saying that it's a complete lie. Like, all these people, they say all this shit and they forget that, like, it's on camera all the time. Oh, yeah. And then once it's on camera, it's never, it's never gonna leave. Yeah. Off the internet. It's like all the shit, you see those pandemic clips where they're all, like, saying all that crazy shit? I didn't say that. Yeah, exactly. No, we didn't say that. Yeah. We didn't even show body bags. What? Yeah. That's crazy. Dumbass of the day. Good job.

Sue us. Douchebag. Yeah, no shit, man. Well, let's get into our headlines, guys. Remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfrasella.com. You guys can find them linked there. So we got three headlines. Let's dive into them. Let's start with headline number one. Got to talk about it. Going to Colorado. This shit is insane. This is wild. Armed crew.

Storm's Colorado apartment building overrun by Venezuelan gang spilling out from Sanctuary City.

Uh, with a while. Have you seen this fucking? Oh, dude, dude. I try to stay as far off the internet as it can. Cause this shit will brain fuck you, dude. Yeah. We're totally brain fucked here. Oh, dude, that shit is so bad. All of us, everybody listening. It is what it is. Hey, holy fuck. This is wild, man. So a shocking video shows a crew of gun wielding men stormed through a Colorado apartment building, reportedly overrun by a dangerous Venezuelan prison gang. Uh,

The group of heavily armed men, including three with handguns and one with the rifle, entered the troubled apartment complex in the diverse suburb of Aurora and break into a unit. The footage was captured earlier this month, shortly before a shootout at the complex, the Edge at Lawry.

Severely injured one person and damaged multiple cars according to the local news station. So a separate clip at a different time shows two men bashing the lock of a unit with a tire iron inside the same housing complex where migrants have moved in. The recent crime at the building has left residents of the Edge on edge. Here's a clip of the break-in. Oh my God.

I mean, look man.

They're probably just hungry. Yeah. They're probably just hungry. Those look like they were getting ready to go to church. You know, those are future. They're future dentists and lawyers and doctors. Best of the best. You know, these fine young men. I don't know why you're picking on them, DJ. Yeah. I think you're a fucking racist. Possibly. Yeah. But let's see what the residents had to say. They're racist, too. They are. The article continues saying it's been a nightmare and I can't wait to get out of here. They're moving out in droves. Yeah.

One of the residents say they have to put five locks on their apartment door from the top to bottom along with a security bar jammer. Now police for Denver, Denver Police Department, they released a statement saying that the Denver Police Department takes the presence of Trend de Aragua, which is the name of the prison gang. They must be jacked. Yeah. Well, they didn't look that jacked. Yeah.

I'm just saying, Tren. You could have blew right through those Kleenex tissue paper. It didn't have to work out. It's crazy seeing some of these dudes with those massive guns that are literally built like fucking Flat Stanley. And they just get blown away. That shit is just insane. I like those videos. I watch all those gang videos from Brazil and shit. Bro, that shit is crazy. Bro.

Have you seen that one where them dudes are walking out of the fucking convenience store and the dudes drive by them with a fully automatic? Oh, I did see that. Yeah. And then they run back. And they still shoot at him. Yeah. That shit is like they're shooting at him while he's down. Bro, that looked like a movie. It's a different breed of people, bro. Bro, that shit is crazy. Yeah. I did watch. I saw that on Twitter. Yeah. Dude, that's a whole different breed, man. I love that shit. All right.

I mean, I don't feel bad that people are getting shot, but I definitely, like, I can't help but watch it. You might need to get checked out, dude. I know. Bro, it's what you said, dude. Mind fucks your brain. Bro, I watched that shit, and I'm like, all right, I'm going to go to the beach for the day. I'm off. That shit fucks me up. And it's like X has, you could, like, I guess that's what it's called now. X, you could.

I mean you could post whatever the fuck you want on there like a video like that would never be able to post on Instagram they'd take it down immediately so it's like it is pretty crazy it's a sketchy scroll on X god damn you either see a pair of tits or you're seeing someone getting rocked yeah but that's how the internet should be man it should be just wide open

That's what I mean with exceptions. I mean, I feel like there should be some exceptions. Like none of that trans shit. No, I agree. Yeah. Like that shit. None of that kid. Everything else. Yeah. Yeah. Yo, that shit. I, that is crazy. The trans shit. Fucking insane. Um, but DPD has responded saying that the safety of their residents and officers is always a top priority. Um,

And they've been getting destroyed because not even a week before the break-in, this is what the streets of Aurora, Colorado looked like. Check this clip out. Nigga, the Venezuelans is taking over. They just jacked them? They're just robbing people in the middle of the fucking news. These niggas is out here tripping. Bro, damn, they done made a mess and shit.

Oh my God. Well, thank God it's a target. I'm surprised we don't see a bunch of pumpkin spice ladies out there picking that shit up. Oh my God. Oh, shit. What the? Yeah, they're tripping. What is that? Nigga, they cracking off in the air and everything. They driving over this. Nigga, we almost just got hit. Holy shit. Bro, it's fucking wild. This nigga's is all bullshit.

Bro, they ain't gonna be laughing too much longer. What do you gain out of doing that? Is it, like, appreciate? I guess. Well, I mean, the thing is, guys, it's not just fucking Colorado that's dealing with this. This, you know, they call it a surge, but New York, Chicago, California,

They're all experiencing a massive like surge of this specific prison gang. We're in California. This just happened. 20 migrants just tried to fucking stop a fucking elementary school bus on the highway and board it.

Um, because these gangs are involved in trafficking and drug trafficking and child trafficking, sex trafficking. Um, and so it's wild. But the thing is like, what's the response from government, right? We heard DPD. What is California doing about it? They're giving them $150,000 home loans to buy houses.

Why do they need loans? They just take them. That's where my goddamn tax money went. Dude, that's right. I was just telling you. And you're racist if you don't fucking think that it's... If you don't agree that they should come here. You know that, right? I mean... Yeah. Uncle Sam walked into my house and pulled my pants down and fucked me with no lube. Yeah. All of us. And I was just like...

Didn't because I was so new to everything at the time that I was getting tired like I didn't realize it would get to that point Oh my lanta. I got railed. Yeah, and I'm just like I like I'm still driving my car There's still fucking potholes everywhere fix the fucking roads then yeah, nope. They don't give a fuck Let's put that right into section 8 housing. Yeah, let's just let's just let Venezuela oh That guy looks like a he's yeah. He's a fucking douche bag. Oh my this is like number one cheese dick yeah here

He is a number one cheese douche bag. He Gavin Newsom. Look at that fucking guy. He looks like he was cloned to play a caricature of a politician. Oh, yeah. That's what he looks. That dude's got a face only a mother could love, dude. I can't imagine waking up next to that. Fuck that, dude.

Dude, I don't believe that's a real human if I'm being honest. He looks like that fucking what's that movie with the with the with the frozen guy? No, bro. You're talking about fucking America's psycho. Am I? Or maybe not. I'm thinking of the one Jim Carrey with the mask. The mask. He looks like American psycho to me. He looks like Mike Tyson's punching bag.

Looks like he sucks dicks That's a fact Not that there's anything wrong with that. I mean just an observation Guys cheese gate cheese great in that meat fuck man. Yeah, I mean this guy's a douche bag. We even is that that's Gavin Newsom, bro That's like the governor of California. Oh fuck that girl. He's gonna run for president Yo, did you see what they passed in California recently? I just saw it. Which one?

There was one thing I saw someone sent it to me. That's how I saw it It was like they passed a law where if the kid wants to identify like if the kid identifies as like Whatever those is like a furry or like wants to be a girl and he's a guy The teacher has to get permission from the kid in order to tell his parents. Yeah, it's broke Not only that fall not only that in some places

You can lose custody of your kids by not allowing them to transition. Bro, and these kids are transitioning at like five, six years old. Yeah, because their parents are mentally fucking ill. Bro, listen, man. Some of these parents, like real talk, like it's crazy that we have tests to like drive. We don't have a test to be a parent. Like you should be, look, this is going to be in my policy. My brother says that all the time. Yeah, like we're going to figure out a way to,

temporary sterilize everybody until they pass a test yeah i don't fix the population i mean we're halfway there with the vaccines and shit yeah yeah anyway yeah it's fucking insane fucking douchebag um but yeah so they're giving them 150 000 for loans migrants specifically these illegal that's insane they're in california or denver in california

In California where those same migrants are fucking trying to... You got fucking 10... You got 100,000 fucking veterans on the fucking... Remember we were out there? Bro, there's tents. Have you been to California lately? Like in LA? I went to... I've never seen so much human shit in my life, dude. Bro, it's insane. Unbelievable. We were there three years ago and it was bad and I know it's worse now. I went there a couple months ago. Terrible. Fuck. Terrible. So you got all these guys who fucking served our country...

living in tents and shit outside the facilities, but let's give these motherfuckers that come from other places $150,000 to buy a house. Bro, these people proposing this shit should be in fucking jail. Well, that's the thing. I mean, why would they do it? What's the point of giving... I mean, not only that, bro, they're also...

That's a lot of money. They're also, California just passed this law too, banning voter ID in elections to allow them to also vote. And it's like, why would they do that? Well, it's because we're funding these cities with billions of fucking dollars to do this. I mean, it's all written out there, man. And so, I mean, it's fucked up shit. We'll see how it goes though, man. Well, how do I get my $150,000?

Think we I think we should both should go there. I think let's all three go there and like be these like Let's show up with Lizzo. They'll be scared bro. Did you see she's losing weight now? Well Ian works I just made a video on it. Really? Yep. Do you really yo, I'm believe me That fucking would she see my shit and I'm praying she did what you said you bro It cut to me and I was like we got Lizzo working out before GTA 6. That's awesome

And it's like, and I... Dude, she was my nurse nemesis for years, dude. Yo, when Lizzo takes a bath, her feet don't get wet. Did you guys know about that? Yeah, bro. Fuck. Like, that, yo, I despise that shit. You're fucking normalizing obesity. Bro, I'm with you, dude. It's disgusting shit. It's super harmful. It's harmful for culture. Nobody buys it. Nobody looks at these 500-pound women and says, oh, fuck yeah, bro, she...

Like, dude, it's the real shit that you see the memes about. All the women say, oh, she's so beautiful. And listen, dude, she might be the nicest woman. I don't know her personally. I'm not trying to be a bully, but bullying does work. But let's be real, dude. All these women are full of shit, just like they're full of shit with the feminist bullshit. Yep.

They fucking say, "Oh, look how beautiful Lizzo is." And if you fucking turn around and look at them and you say, "Man, you remind me of Lizzo," they get pissed off. Exactly. Yeah. And that's another thing. We need to boycott fat models, dude. Dude. Because I was on Victoria's Secret website last Valentine's Day getting this girl that I was talking to some panties and shit. And I'm like, "Yo, I want to see it on a hot chick. I don't want to see it on a fucking 400-pound bitch."

What is that? And that shit. And then I'm like, all right. And then I feel bad for my chick now because she ain't going to get any of that. Yeah. I don't know what it's going to look like. Well, bro, it's it's. Oh, my. She can't even fit on the screen, dude. Yeah. But she's looking good, though. She's probably down a hundred. She does look a lot better. But like, I'm just not down with this fucking lying about fucking attractiveness. OK, like it's a fucking lie. Like.

Okay, I know there's some dudes that are into that shit. I know a couple dudes like that. Black dudes. No, I know. Skinny white dudes are into that shit, bro. No, I got one dude. Yeah, he loves that shit. Yeah, I know a dude who's a super skinny white guy. He fucking loves that shit, bro. Loves it, bro. But, like, I applaud him.

I applaud those guys. How do you even do that? I could not even. You must have a fucking human. I would love to know the mathematic equation to fuck a fat bitch like that. You got to be like a horse. You got to be packing some shoes. Yeah. Because, like, dude, the depth is, it's like in there. You know what I'm saying? It's like, you know, drill, drill, drill. Drill, baby, drill. Fucking pile of silver pudding.

Look, bro, I applaud Lizzo for doing this, but people are mad at her about it. They're like, oh, I thought you were about this. Bro, she finally figured out it's not healthy, man. She's going to die. Yes. And dude, pushing this fucking standard of obesity, like you said, Duke, that's

That is very harmful to society and it is about demoralization and like we talk about, it's about making you dependent on the system. They want you fucking fat so you consume their food, so you have to consume their medication, you sit at home and mega consume their data. This is all about money and they're handicapping people and then they're convincing people who are overweight that it's okay. Look, bro.

If you're overweight and you're working to get better, I will fucking walk the whole path with you. I will go. There is not another motherfucker in the world that will do the shit with you more than me. I will do it with you. But like, bro, I'm not going to sit here and lie about it. Like, it's not attractive at all, except to the little skinny white dude, you know, who needs his taxes paid. Another thing that pisses me off, too, even more is.

I fucking hate when I pull up to like a restaurant or something and a fat person parks in a fucking handicapped spot. Yeah, it's not a handicap. My brother's an amputee. He's got one leg. Yeah. So like sometimes like he never uses that excuse. He hates parking in the handicapped spot, but he is a handicapped. Isn't that funny though? Yeah. People who are really handicapped don't do it. Yeah, they don't do it. Yeah. And bro, it's like,

You should be parking as far away from the fucking restaurant as possible. You need the miles, bitch. Get that step down. Park as far away from the goddamn building as you can. Find the last parking spot that that place offers. Man, it's just the truth. I feel the same way about the fucking scooters in Walmart. Yes. Never mind the scooters in Walmart. I was just at Disney World last year. Yeah. Bro, I don't know.

I didn't see one person using the scooter with an actual handicap. Yeah, it was all just big people. And the scooters were gone in like 20 minutes. Yeah, J-breaks. That's crazy. Bro, I agree. It's not a handicap. It's a self-induced condition.

It's called lack of discipline and food addiction. And food addiction is a real thing. But you can overcome that just like you overcome alcohol or drugs or anything. They think the world revolves around them because they're fat as fuck. Yeah, and it's just not. Well, and it wasn't always that way. It's just that way now because it's been culturally pushed for the last decade. Like, bro. Thanks, pal. Yeah, no shit. Shark off. I...

I am happy she's losing weight. I used to DM her all the time. I was one of the boxers. You talk shit? But I don't even think I could get to her if I boxed her. That'd be like punching bag. I think that'd be dangerous, bro.

Mean she's big well. She's like gorlock. You can't let her play. No. I think Gorlock's bigger Gorlock destroyer - she's pretty tall. That's a dude. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I tried yo I was told you see those videos where they fucking where they send the hot girl up to the dude You want to meet my sister? It is

Well, go on a diet. You know what I'm saying? Like, be healthy. She's looking. I'll say this, bro. She's down 100 pounds at least. Oh, definitely. That video that the video reacted to, she was looking. So I was cut to me. I was like, Lizzo, you might have a chance with me, pal. Yeah. In like 10 years. I think this is thumbs up. I know it's not thumbs up, but I give her credit, dude. That'll back up my statement of saying bullying builds character. That's right. Bro, that's right. Section used to be like insane. Yeah, dude.

That's right. And now she's like, all right, I got to do something about it. Now she's on my side. That's right. She wasn't. Bro, motherfucker, when I was fat, I got made fun of all the fucking time on the internet. And like, bro, I'd get pissed, but I knew they were right. Yeah. You know? And I'll tell you, somebody left a comment. I still have it in my mind. I still have it. It says...

This is when I had first form and S2. This is like 2015 when I was 350. And it said, what's the CEO too fucking rich to use his own products? And that changed my whole life. I was like, fuck. And I fucking lost 100 pounds the next year. And then I haven't gained any of it back. You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, sometimes that shit is...

I mean, it is. I always say, you need that one friend in your friend group that is just honest with you. You can't be surrounded with a bunch of yes men. You can't. I want that one person that if I'm going out at night and you don't like my outfit, tell me I look like dog shit, dude. If there's something on my face, smear it off, pal.

Don't make me look like a jerk off when I'm out in public around you. That's the difference between guys and girls, though, because girls will intentionally tell a girl she looks good knowing she looks like shit. Look at a bitch's comment section on IG. That is the fakest thing in America. Oh my God, you look beautiful now, bitch. You're 5'40 and you need a treadmill now.

I hate looking at girls. No, no, no, no. Shit. This guy's get him a mat, dude. Listen. Oh, yeah. It's black. No, the caffeine's kicking in, man. You need another energy. That's the problem. Oh, fuck. Take the whole case home with you. And I was going to ask you, you don't take no grenades.

You're not gonna follow no grenades? Is that, that's like the bigger one? The big set? Nah, dude, I'd stay away from there. And it's so funny, bro. I'll have bigger people like...

Like when I'm out at a bar or something, I'd be like, that's the guy that fat shames people. Yes, it is. And I do it every time I go, I go, yes. Is there a problem? Like, I don't understand. It's the greatest way to defeat any kind of hating. Like, dude, people always talk shit to me. I'm like, yep. Yeah, you're right. Yes. It's very true. I do fat shame. I don't apologize, but I do say that. Yeah.

Yeah, I had a girl throw a drink in my face, dude. Really? Yeah, and I just let it rock. I was like, thanks for the shower, sweetheart. Thanks for the shower. It ain't a party unless you get a drink in your face, bro. It's true, man. Guys, jumping on this conversation, let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's go cruise some of these. All right. Yo, these are awesome, dude. You like them? Yeah, bro. Sick. So this first comment comes from Coffin on Kush Sheen. Coffin on Kush.

This dude cannot wait to storm the Capitol again. I mean, I do kind of regret I missed it the first time. We watched it. The J6 shit? Yeah, they're saying I'm a domestic terrorist. Here's the deal. Coughing on Kush.

kush ream um see if i was the storm the capital i bring my fucking guns because it'd be a real insurrection so i'm not like one of these pussies that calls it an insurrection because you want to for political reasons a real insurrection would be if i was there there would be heads on fucking stakes and there would be a lot of guns and probably my tank a lot of guns you like guns

Shot one for the first time ever like last month, and I had no idea the fuck I was doing dude I put my eye too close to the scope. Yeah, I'm a bitch. I sound like one right now Dude, I almost ended up like Helen Keller blew the eye socket out I was like I'm good off the guns. We gotta get you in Missouri more. We got down You guys shoot a lot around here. Oh, yeah, we should off back porch. I want to shoot a sniper so bad. I

I would just have to bring an extra pair of diapers. I'll definitely shit myself. It ain't no big deal. Really? Yeah, it's awesome. You come out for one day, bro. You'll be hooked. I'm telling you, I'm going to come out with a bike and everything. I need the whole rundown. Yeah, we got to have a farm day with Duke and motorcycles and nuts. Let's do it. Yeah, dude, I like that shit. This next comment comes from Tyler James Buswell.

LOL, this guy figured out how to use a computer yesterday. He's talking about you. Yeah, he's talking about you. Yeah, I did. You figured out how to speak today, too. Because the truth is, I still don't know how to use one.

I appreciate it Tyler. Thanks. Look at that little kid talking shit to you. Yeah, how you gonna let that happen? It's fucking ten years old Do talk a lot of shit. Yeah, it's cuz they play that Call of Duty, bro, bro They play Call of Duty. We need to bring back the black ops Lobby. Yeah, that was lit. Oh, yeah Well now they got all the AI shit involved in like the chat. No, so like I

They like monitor what you say. It's not even just typing shit. Bro, AI is the craziest shit ever. They're also, these AI dudes are making fake like naked chicks and putting them on OnlyFans and making a shit ton of money. How they doing that? Bro, never mind them doing that. What asshole is buying that?

Like, you should get your credit. Your credit score should go down if you're buying anything. Bro, it's these motherfuckers that fucking look at Lizzo, and they're like, oh, she's so beautiful. And they sit at home. They collect their check. They play fucking video games. And they fucking jerk off all day. They've never touched a real woman ever. They've never seen real boobies, like, ever, bro. And they fucking have 50 subscriptions to OnlyFans. They send them fucking flowers. It's like, dude, it's the simpiest, weakest thing

Fucking shit in the world. It's the whole problem with the world, bro We got it like we need it the internet needs to go away so men look men do great things for pussy That's the fucking facts and if you make it hard to get it they will conquer the earth to get it But now it's all over the place for free and for these girls showing their fucking ass for three bucks You know like men now men are just like fuck it. I fucking

I get it for free. You know, like when I was young, like when I was, you know, fucking 15, 16, 17, I knew I'm like, fuck, I like girls a lot. Thank God. Yeah. And then I'm like, and I'm not that attractive. So I got to get rich. So like, dude, I knew it. I knew the game, bro. So I knew I had to go to work.

But like, it ain't like that anymore, man. I always like to laugh too. I always tell people. Yeah, that's right. You gotta be rich or funny. Yeah. If you can make a chick laugh and giggle, you can make that ass clap and jiggle. I say that. It is funny. And the best. That's the fucking truth too, though. Yup.

It's the best when a girl wants nothing to do with you, happens all the time. I go up to them like, all right, let me get like 30 minutes of your time, you hot piece of shit. And they love that compliment because they don't know how to take that. You call them a hot piece of shit, they're like, all right, you're throwing me off, pal. I'm like, yeah, I got you right where I need you, sweetie. Yep.

And they're all stupid as hell, dude. The ones over by me are just really dumb. It's just like doorknobs, dude. I got no comment. Yeah. If it works, it works. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Yeah. My move used to be real. I can't even say my move.

Oh shit. I retired. Damn. Buddy hung up the boots. Yeah. I had a fucking move that was undeniable. Worked every time. Every single fucking time. But I can't say it because if I say it publicly, all the people be using it and it won't be working. Yeah. You can't lay your secrets out. That's where I fucked up. Yeah. Shit happens. Now everyone's going to use that giggle on. That was mine. Yeah. That's a good one. That's what it is. That needs to be a shirt, dude.

Oh yeah, we're in the works for it. There you go. I got a make men men again shirt coming too. I like that. Yeah. That's a good one. Andy, you pissed off a couple of Kevins. I did. You remember the KevDawg comment? KevDawg? Yeah, we talked about it. You pissed off some Kevins. I did. So KevDawg does not represent all Kevins. This has been a public service announcement. Okay. I mean, I never said I did. No.

Kevin is a weird name though. That's it. That is like that I bet you $40 that guy has boat shoes on right now. We're sparrows. Yes Kevin is a fucking boat. She named where sparrows and doesn't have a boat Nick

Dick. I got this one bar by my house. It's filled with them. All chads. Yeah. Hate those dudes, bro. Not giga chads either. Just regular chads. Just like buttoned up collar. Like, buddy, go home, dude. Fucking sweater around their waist. Yeah. Yeah. Cock in their hand. Thumb up the ass. Like, dude, fuck out of here. Oh, man. This last comment. Let's check this one out.

From @teamaspyre to @inspyre, if the fourth full moon of the year hadn't already passed, I'd be scared as fuck because all the Andy Christ doesn't miss. I don't like that name. That's not a good name. Let's stop that. I don't miss though. It's been trending. Hey, you're right. It's the fucking, I'm in the fucking, what is it? The Freemasons? I'm naughty. Yeah. I got accused of being a Freemason.

For the thousandth time. Yeah. It's trending. How's Andy say all this shit and not go to jail? I don't know, man. I'm kind of wondering it too. All right. But guys, we appreciate you for being real ass fans. Keep liking, keep commenting. Make sure you guys hit the bell notification on the tube. Stay up to date with the latest headlines and latest episodes dropping from Real AF. That makes that headline number two.

Let's talk about get on Trump a little bit. Trump's been getting some heat here lately. This today headline reads Trump respectfully honored fallen troops at Arlington National Cemetery amid altercation report. So apparently some shit happened when he was right before he was laying the wreath for the 13 fallen servicemen and women.

So let's dive into this a little bit. So AP released this this article, this headline saying Arlington Cemetery official was pushed aside in Trump staff altercation, but won't press charges. So apparently there was a altercation that happened before the wreath ceremony where a member of Trump's staff pushed a member of the Arlington Cemetery.

Staff because of the cameras being allowed and not allowed some weird shit happened in there. So stop into this a little bit and

An Arlington National Cemetery official was abruptly pushed aside during an altercation with former President Donald Trump's staff during a wreath-laying ceremony but declined to press charges, an Army spokesman said Thursday. A statement said the cemetery employee was trying to make sure those participating in the wreath-laying ceremony earlier this week were following the rules. Quote,

Quote, this employee acted with professionalism and avoided further disruption. The statement said the incident was reported to the police, but the employee decided not to press charges. The army said it considered the matter closed. Trump's campaign was warned about not taking photographs before the altercation at Arlington National Cemetery during a wreath laying ceremony.

On Monday to honor service members killed in Afghanistan war withdrawal, a defense official told the AP on Wednesday. The defense official speaking on condition of anonymity to discuss a sensitive matter said that the Trump campaign was warned about not taking photographs in Section 60, which is where the members were buried at.

before their arrival and the altercation. Section 60 is the burial site for military personnel killed while fighting in Afghanistan and Iraq. So the media runs this fucking story, right? Runs this narrative that like there was a fight between a Trump official on the campaign staff and this Arlington National Cemetery member.

But the media is lying and the gold star families, the parents and relatives of those fallen are coming out saying that, no, that's complete bullshit. I'm saying that, you know, one Trump was actually invited there to do that by those family members. Um,

the media team for Trump, there was already, you know, a meeting that they had on the Sunday before where the family said that, Hey, we want them to bring cameras to take pictures, um, at the site. Uh, this is one of the pictures, for example, um, where you're not supposed to be taking pictures, but because one of the parents of the fallen were not able to be there, they wanted pictures. So that way they could share the experience. Um,

And you know how mainstream media does what they do best, which is just lots of fucking everybody. But another news. So that that happened. But that's not even the stories. Here's the main story. We know that Com Queen and Timmy to the walls there. They haven't done a press interview in like over a month.

Well, now they're doing one and they're getting blasted for it. Harris and Wall sits down for first major television interview of their presidential campaign. So Vice President Kamala Harris and her running mate will sit down Thursday for their first major television interview of their presidential campaign as the duo travels in southeast Georgia on a bus tour. They're doing the interview with Dana Bash from CNN. And the problem is, is that it was supposed to just be Kamala.

And now she's doing it with Tim Walls, which even Anderson Cooper from CNN said that that's going to decrease the amount she's going to be pressed because now she has her cover buddy with her. She's not going to get pressed anyway. It's on fucking CNN. It's Dana Bash. Is Dana Bash the fucking mean dark-headed one? No, she's the blonde, the weird-looking blonde. She did the debate with Trump and Biden. That other one looks like the devil. Which one? That dark-haired one.

With the fucking unibrow? The asshole? Yeah, she's an asshole. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, she's an asshole. She could be cute, but she's just so fucking mean. I think that's a stretch. Well, you'd have to do some work up here. You know, it's a lot of beer. Get rid of that burt. It's a lot of beer. A lot of drinking involved. Stash up top. Yeah. It'll get you. It is. That's the catapult to the brow. It's like a whole bottle.

But yeah, even Harris, Anderson Cooper jumped in on this saying, Paul, I want to talk about the interview tomorrow that's going to be airing. Dana Bash is doing it here for CNN. It's Harris and Walsh. Harris is obviously being criticized by some for not doing the interview solo. Do you think she should have done her first major interview since accepting the nomination alone?

I don't know how long this interview is going to be, but obviously with two people, it does eat up the time that a reporter can ask her directly questions and follow up with her directly. And so you have that happen in the same way that happens. Apparently now Harris is in the lead over Trump in polls by Reuters. Who the fuck believes that?

Who believes that? Like, you go up and down the street, dude, of anywhere, any of these videos anybody's doing that are streetwalking videos, and they ask anybody who they're voting for, and they are saying fucking Trump. Like, you ask anybody. Dude, they're oversampling the Democrats to create a false poll. It's just insane, dude. Bitch hasn't spoken to anybody in over a month. Yeah.

Didn't they Photoshop a photo of a crowd in front of a plane? I think they did. Well, there was some stuff about the plane being AI-generated or some shit. Something. Yeah, there was something about that. I don't know. I couldn't find the actual... I know for sure what... Well, that was inconclusive because some people were saying it was some... I don't know. But I'll tell you what for sure they're doing. I know this for sure because I got people on the ground at these events. Is they're taping off like...

So at events, you know, they'll put these big drapes down to block off all the empty seats.

And when they went to- And they sardined everybody into one area. Yes. And when they went to Milwaukee during the DNC, they tried to make it look like they sold out the Chicago venue and then they had overflow at Milwaukee. And Milwaukee, they cordoned it all off to one section and just did it for TV. And I know that for a fact because I had friends that are, I'm not going to say what they do, but they were there. Mm-hmm.

And they said, I got a video of them. That's crazy, bro. Yeah, no, it's insane. That's fucking... I showed you the video, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I've seen it. I've seen it. I'm not going to put it up there because I don't want to burn my contacts. People believe everything they fucking see on the internet. That's what's funny. Bro, there's so much deception. It's really insane. The craziest part... And it's not Russian disinformation. It's our own fucking government that does it. I think the worst part about it, like, I just can't get over the fact that, like, bro, like, two months ago,

People fucking hate it. They still hate her, bro. Listen, they still hate her. It's all fucking fake. Listen, dude, I'm telling you, it is all fake. People still hate her and they actually hate her more. All right.

What is going on here is they are propping her up in the media. They're using deceptive techniques in every way, shape, or form. They are fucking with the polls by oversampling Democrats and not sampling actual...

Fair unbiased group of people to create the perception that it's close enough so they could fucking cheat That's what the fuck this is about. It's not about anything other than that and and dude nobody likes her She's not she can't talk. She she has no policy, bro. They don't even have a policy They said oh our policy will be published after the election the election There was there was like another visitor. She was like everyone has to be more woke and

Yeah. I'm like, all right, go woke, go broke, dude. Like, that's fucking crazy. Yeah. People are over it, dude. And I think the longer, I think the more they push with this, like, obnoxiously deceptive and fake shit, the more the people who were Democrats who were like, this is fucked up, are being like, damn, dude, look how bad they really are. It's like...

it's dude it really is it's like when you grow up and you have like an uncle that you always like thought was cool and then you figure out a little bit you're like man this guy's kind of fucked up and then you start watching yeah but then you start watching them and then you're like holy shit dude my uncle's a total degenerate like you start seeing the truth when you like open yourself up to it and so there's a lot of these people who are who are opened up to it now

The more they push, the more they're realizing that this is total bullshit. So I would argue...

If they were polling the exact same way as they did four months ago, I bet you she has less of approval rating now than she did then. Which was like 27%. Which was 27%. Yeah. Dude, I think another thing, too, a lot of the stuff that's starting to come back now is like even just the shit with COVID. You know what I'm saying? Like how bad was COVID up there for you? Because you were in New Jersey. New Jersey was pretty bad. Yeah, bro, I used to get... The whole mask thing was the most unbelievable fucking thing in the world. And the craziest part was like...

Going to a restaurant and having it on and then sitting down and take it off. That's like having a pissing section in a fucking swimming pool Yeah, bro, and then and the virus is so smart. It's an intelligent. Oh, yeah It's not it's not it's it's like it's everywhere around the booth in Paragliders over the border still wear it though to this day in cars alone

Oh my God. Bro, think how psychologically manipulated and fucked that person has to be. Oh yeah. They still do that. 100%. They're generally believe that they're going to die from- Yes. It's sad, dude. It's sad. Those are the real victims of this entire thing. People who got forced into taking the vaccine, people who have been manipulated to believe that this is going to kill them and still fucking believe that shit. Those are the people that the 0.01% of germs that Lysol doesn't kill is them. Yeah. No shit.

That's a good point. That's a great point, man. Yeah, man. Well, guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. What do you think? About what? Which part? Just about this. Did you see how they criticized Trump for doing thumbs up in the photo? So he took a photo with the 13 families and then he did thumbs up.

And they fucking ran a story being like Trump insensitive around the 13 families. He fucking did a thumbs up and everybody else in the fucking photo, all the families were doing thumbs up. And this fucking piece of shit, Joe Biden was looking at his fucking watch and

when they were trying to shake his hand. When they were coming off the plane with the- And they didn't say shit about it. No, they didn't. But they're going to fucking attack this dude for- Dude, listen. They weren't even- Joe Biden and Kamala didn't even go. I have been very middle of the road, but the more they start- The more they're doing this, the more- I'm just being real. It's making me love Trump. It's starting to make me be like, fuck, I love this dude. These guys fucking hate him so bad, I'm starting to like him. Like a lot. Just because they hate him. Yeah, exactly, dude. Yeah, man.

That's real shit. Yeah, see that guy? That guy is handicapped. That's a handicap. That is trauma. That's trauma. Your fucking mom yelling at you when you're four years old, that's trauma. Fucking pussies. Anyway.

Yeah, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. Fucking trauma. Yeah. With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline. Headline number three. I think this one was interesting to bring back. We talk a lot or we've talked a lot about cancel culture on the show. Your 47 different fucking accounts that you've had. Bro, that shit used to like... I went through down a dark hole with that shit because it was just like...

Went at one point like the the second time that I got banned on Instagram was the hardest app for me to blow back up So the second time that I got removed I told myself I'm never making videos again. I'm done. I was like, I'm done with this shit I'm not doing it. That's what they want, bro Yeah, so then I like I was working at a asphalt company one of my buddies owns a big asphalt company in Jersey I used to do that too. Yeah, I still work like here and there like whatever cuz I just like have to bro I just like hands-on shit. It makes me mentally like appreciate life more. Yeah, so

I remember I was just laying in bed and it was just, it was fucking me up so much that I like, I got in trouble for just saying what I wanted to say. And like, I would have my boss all the time. He's like, why don't you make another account? I'm like, bro, I just can't get my, I can't get it. It,

that shit fucks with my head so much. Yeah. Like just the internet. Dude, I'm with you too, dude. Like it's the principle of it. Yeah. Like it's the, and then the principle of it that I can't say, like we are, we can say what we want to say. A lot of this is self-censorship. People do it to themselves. Yeah, but it's, it's,

It's the principle. And the principle that these people try to do that makes me more aggressive in the shit that I say. Makes you want to do it more, bro. Yeah, it makes me want to irritate them. I literally look for hate now. I'll look for hate and it puts fuel in the fire. Don't tell me my videos are good. I'm so over that shit. Tell me you hate my shit and you hate what I say. I'm going to come back fucking 20. I'll purposely look in the comments to find a hate comment and I'll pin it.

Yeah. Because when I pin it, my followers, they fucking go right after the guy and it just blows up the video even more. Yeah. Or sometimes I'll make a fake Instagram account and make a fake hate comment and then pin it on my side. Engagement's the biggest thing on these apps. Yeah. So, bro, I'll put a trans flag thing in my bio and I'll pretend like I'm this fucking blue-haired dickhead and I'll just be like- You'll start the fight. Yeah. I'll start the fight. Get him, guys.

And they're all coming at me. And I'm reading my own comments, bro. It's hilarious. I'm like, wow, they're coming at me. How little do they know? I'm looking at the DMs. The DMs are blowing up because they're attacking me and shit. But I just do it as a way to just blow the videos up more because they just comment. Dude, I kind of miss that. I kind of want to come back on Instagram and start posting again just so I can fucking...

Get deal with the you must get fucking that bro I had I stopped doing it because like I stopped posting because like bro it would take hours of my day to like I

Communicate in the comments. Yeah, so that's that's where my one account got removed because I kept going back at the comments They would come at me and I would be like fuck you can't like I would say crazy shit Yeah, I would say like like oh my lots. I guess I can say with a fucking faggot and shit like we already clarified this I would be like shut up faggot you wouldn't say that to my face cuz yo these people yeah, I

They are such keyboard warriors. It's unbelievable. I got to the point I was sending these people my address. I was like, yo, pull up right now, dude. I'll come outside with a bag of Skittles and I'll punch you right in the dick. Like, dude. Dude's going to beat up a nine-year-old kid. A nine-year-old kid running up my step. And that's mostly what they are. My mom says she'll drop me off in 15 minutes. I got soccer right now, but she'll drop me off in five. I'll give you the smoke. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Bro, it's fucking, and I get it out even sometimes, like literally last weekend, some dude tried to pick a fight with me for no reason. I'm like, bro, I'm standing right here. Bro, I am like not, I have never, ever, ever in one fucking time in history gone on someone's page and been a dick. But like, bro, when people start it,

They deserve to get it finished. You know, bro, did you see that video Goob did on that chick? So Goob, there was this girl. Did you guys see this? That big girl? So this big girl started talking. So Goob did a fucking... If you don't know Goob, you're not on the internet. So Goob did this video about...

this pedophile and this girl clapped back at him and said oh so you're gonna dog pedophiles but you lick trump's boots and he's like what the fuck and then she's in the dms being like look at your little fuck like started insulting his appearance yeah and bro so like dude he made this video that clapped back at her and she's a big girl and she's walking through the cornfield he's like look bitch he goes that's the closest you've ever been to a fucking vegetable

That's all. Bro. And normally I'm like, bro, you can't do that. Cause like, I'm not about it. Right. But dude, when people, when people start it, they deserve it. Yeah. You know, I've had, I thought, cause I make fun of all the Tik TOK kids. That's how I blew up. I make fun of the kids that dance. They take the shirt off. They, they throw in the football, those gay faces. Like, Oh dude, fuck dude. I, I, I,

They're like licking their lips and shit. I have a serious problem though. Like I have a serious issue. I enjoy pissing myself off for some odd fucking reason. And I'm fucked in the head, bro. Like yo, I'll be like, I'll be deep in a dude's page and I want to like, I want to like, that was crazy. No diddy. I'll be like far in a fucking dude's page because like I'm trying to find content to like roast the fucking kid. But I'm sitting there and I'm like, I'm in my bed like, yo, fuck this kid, dude.

Because at the time, like when I was first making fun of him, I knew they were making a shit ton of money. Those TikTok kids were making crazy money at the time. Oh, yeah. So I was like, and I used to fucking hate that so much. And then they would make a video on me. They're like, oh, you're using me for all this amount of views. And I'm like, yeah, dude, your content's making my content. Keep fucking being a faggot. Yeah. And you'll grow my page. Yeah. Appreciate it. Thanks, pal.

We should send a thank you note to the Democrats. We should. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're helping you guys probably a lot. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Send them a bunch of merch. Yo, do what you did for me and you guys meet. Wait, by the way, I can't wait to wear that. Send them a bunch of fucking double-ended dildos. Yeah. That's crazy. But yeah, so cancer culture, right? It's bullshit. And I think it's, you know, we've been through the ebbs and flows and we've talked about it. I think this is something interesting. This is an interesting new article that just came out. Bud Light.

Oh, God. But like gets back to basics after culture wars backlash. So they have made, I mean, you call it a complete 180, I guess, at least trying to attempt it. I think somebody might have said, hey, you dumb motherfuckers in Anheuser-Busch, go back to big trucks and beers in the mountain and America. Somebody said that. Yeah, somebody did say that. Abraham Lincoln.

Wow. Yeah, it was profound. But yes, they certainly wasn't me. Yeah, they made it. They made a 180. And they're starting to, you know, I know Kid Rocky. He's I don't know where his current stance is. I know he kind of wasn't really fucking with him. But they got some they're trying to bring some fresh new faces in. And they just did this big collab. Let's dive into this. So Bud Light has made a return to vying for laughs.

with his new ad campaign series featuring stand-up comedian Shane Gillis. - Man, he's a funny motherfucker. - He is fucking-- - Bro, that dude-- - Hilarious. - Next level. - Yeah. - Hilarious. - Next level, dude. - Hilarious. - That guy's great. I've DM'd him a lot of times. I'm very happy he didn't answer me because I don't deserve it. That's a funny guy. - Yeah, he's fucking hilarious. - He's fucking great, dude.

But yeah, so the beer brand became the focus of one of 2023's biggest culture wars when it partnered with transgender social media influencer Dylan Mulvaney for a small campaign. Bud Light gifted Mulvaney personalized not-for-sale cans of beer with his face on them to commemorate him for 365 days of living as a woman. Days of Girlhood video series. It was documented his transition from

Was a viral success according to them, but oh, yeah, it only cost another year Yeah, it only cost Bud Light 20 billion dollars in market cap The company Bro, bro, really man. It's that woke marketing chick that fucked the company Yeah, she fucked she fucked all the beer truck drivers all the independent distributors our buddies up the road here Dude that one woman fucked

So many people out of money and got him laid off and all kinds of shit because she wanted to promote this person with mental fucking illness for their fucking brand. Like, dude. No. Well, now they got another guy with mental illness. Yes. I always say there's three genders, male, female, and mentally ill. Yeah. Bro, Peru just classified. Oh, I saw that. Don't be using the chat for Peru. They classified it like, no, you're mentally ill. I say we all go there.

That's what it is. I'm out. That's what it is. But yeah, so you had that happen, and now AB InBev, they are now switching, and they just unveiled this new ad starring Shane Gillis, which is just in time for college football season kicking off. So let's watch this ad. Let's see what we think about it. I thought it was pretty decent, but let's get your take on it. This is the new Bud Light ad with Shane Gillis. Bobby.

You've been accused of plagiarizing your master's thesis. If you are found guilty, you will have to forgo the football season. But if you confess, I will make it only half the season. I'll make you a deal. You tell the truth, you can have this ice cold bucket of Bud Light. All you have to do is confess. Alright, I'll go first.

Grease the wheels a little? What? No. I confess that I practice my halftime speeches in the shower before games. Professor Wilkins, you want to confess anything?

No. Alright, I'll go for you. Professor Wilkins has been taking karate classes ever since that saxophone girl put him in a headlock. That was a secret! Now it's a beer. Everybody let's focus, please. Hey, oh, we having beers? Yeah. No! All you have to do is confess and you get a Bud Light. Oh, okay. When I order pizza, I use a British accent, and now the girl at the pizza place thinks I'm British, and we've been dating for four months. What? Feels good, right? Bobby, did you... Alright, I admit it. I'm afraid of horses! Does that count?

Yeah. You can go back to practice, big guy. Okay. I got plenty of confessions. I never read any of these books and I'm really embarrassed about it. Thank you guys. Quite a good time, governor. That's really bad. She's falling for that?

I think I love her. For any fluid. Hey, it's a step in the right direction. It's a decent attempt. You guys need to get about ten times more aggressive. We need to go back to, like, fucking good-looking chicks and fucking calendars and, like, dude, like, mechanic-looking dudes. Like, the girls will like it too, bro. Like, we put a little grease on them. Make one for the guys, one for the girls.

Bro, everybody wants that shit. Everybody wants to laugh. Everybody wants to go back to being normal motherfuckers. I mean, this is a good step in the right direction, but Bud Light used to take that initiative, bro. Budweiser and the beer companies, now you got beer companies trying to be motivational. Like, oh, fucking...

Bob Sanchez fucking came out of the gutter in Mexico and drink Modelo. It's like, dude, what the fuck? Have you not seen those commercials? If you want to have your dick sucked, have a bush. There you go. Yeah. There you go. Have a good time. You'll probably get dick sucking. You want to get your nut off? Here's a fucking Budweiser. You want to beat your wife? Have a natural life.

You want to pop your first fucking clam in front of the audience? Have a fucking margarita. Bro, I'm just saying, man, that marketing used to be funny as fuck and true. Yeah. Like, dude, do you guys not remember? Like, Joe, do you remember? Because you're the only one here that's like my age. Do you remember the fucking calendars and shit? Like, bro, tool companies like fucking Snap-on and Mac Tools used to put out nude calendars.

Like titties out. No shit. Yes. Like the firefighter shit? Yes. That's true, right? Yeah, yeah. Like, bro, like, look, man. Men like women. Women like men. Let's fucking market it. Like, bro, it's, I don't.

You know, I don't know man. Maybe I'm just stuck in the old ways. Maybe it's so funny when I post like a girl because I have my audience is like 90 to 10. It's all men. Yeah, so like they obviously want to see some cans. So like when I post a chick like all the time, I always get shit for because I'm like posting them and shit and I'm like, are you gay then dude? Maybe you're gay. Why are they that's fine, but maybe you're gay dude. They bitch at me because I got a girl wearing my merch and

Because like I talk about how I hate OnlyFans chicks. I call them only whores. Like I do all this shit. So when I promote like women in my shit and I'm like, all right, next week I'll have a different bitch in my shit. And the funny thing is you got all these girls taking like photos all the time. I'm not talking about OnlyFans girls.

just talking about girls in general they're taking these sexy photos on instagram post them and then when like somebody does something they get all pissed off and it's like bro i looked at your page like you're you're you're popping your ass out every fucking picture like and i'm no hate for me but i'm just saying like you can't get you can't get mad no that you know what i'm saying like they're like dude these double standards like

If women want to be seen as sexy, then you can't complain about a man noticing. You can't put the camera straight up your ass too, dude. Yeah, you got to not do that. They prop it right up and you could see their fucking right inside of everything. There's definitely too much. Oh, yeah. I'm talking about just the girls who do the bikini shoots and just the...

They're all trying to be sexy, bro. That's cool. I know. But then they call you a misogynist when you notice it. Oh, my God, dude. I used to get called that all the time, bro. It's probably true. Bro, it would be a video of a girl in the pool splashing her tits, and I'd be like, miss, you have nice cans. And then they would call me a misogynist, and I'm like, I just said compliment her. She has nice tits. Yeah, but then every photo you go to, you know what's true, though? The ones that get madder.

Usually not. They're usually the same girl in the bar. It's like, she doesn't want to talk to you. The cock blocker. The cock block. Oh my God. And they're always the fat ones. That's the worst, dude. I can't tell you how many situations I've been where I'm talking to a chick and all I hear is dump, dump.

I'm like, who's coming? She's like, oh, one of my friends. And then you hear the voice and it sounds like, holy shit. Are you talking to my friend? He's not into you. Go fuck off, dude. I hate that shit. Where are we going to eat?

I don't want to work out. I don't know what that is. I take after Wizzle. She's not interested. My pronouns are KLB and LBS.

KFC. Yeah, no shit. Well, it also leads to this other thing. So, you know, we also talk about toxic masculinity, right? Like that for a while, that was like the narrative behind everything. And now they're trying to push this new word, this new term called positive masculinity. And guess who they're trying to say is leading that effort? Kamala's husband. Yes. Yes.

And Tim Wall is a running mate. You mean fucking meth mouth? Yeah. Have you ever seen him motherfucker talk? He looks like he's high on fucking meth or coke or something. His mouth moves all kinds of weird. He looks like one of them old fucking kung fu movies where they put the fucking English over the fucking dude's mouth. I will fight you. Yes.

You're not ready for this war. Oh, shit. He's like delayed. Yeah. He's like delayed as fuck. Watch the motherfucker talk. I promise you, you'll see it. The dude's got a buffering symbol over his forehead. Fucking asshole. Oh, my God. You did that. That was very well executed. I appreciate that. Thank you. Nice job. Thank you. Thank you. Fuck that picture. Yeah, man. I don't know. Bud Light still got some work to do. Yeah, but I mean-

I drank one since then. Remember? Yeah, you did. I do remember that. Yeah. You got a picture of it. I do. I do have a picture of it. But that picture is going to stay in the archives. It's a very interesting seating position. DJ might have some blackmail on me. Possibly. During that, when that whole thing was happening, I made a shirt and it was the exact logo, but it said shit light.

And it was awesome, dude. I made a whole can and it said a drink made for pussies. It was sick. Bro, I feel bad about it because I'm like, look at this woman who made this decision to fucking do this, to go against the legit culture of the entire brand that has existed for a hundred fucking years.

and ruin the careers of these dudes who have worked their asses off to be a part. Bro, working for Anheuser-Busch because, you know, it's from St. Louis. So, like, working there is like a big deal, bro. Like, it's a good job. It's a coveted job. And, dude, these guys are getting laid off because this fucking Ivy League stupid chick wants to include shit that none of the customers are about. You know what I'm saying? Like, dude, it's just fucked up.

Yeah, that's completely fucked up, man. So we'll see. We'll see what else they got up their sleeves, up their cans. Is he wearing a shirt of himself? I don't know. Who is that? Jackie Chan. What? I don't know. Is that Jackie? I think that's him. I think that's him earlier in life. Bro, he should be having me. That motherfucker is funny, dude. Yo, him and Theo Von, bro, I could go for. I think Shane Gill is the funniest dude out.

Like, dude, his stand-up, that, what was that, Beautiful Dogs? Beautiful Dogs. Holy shit, man.

Have you seen that show he did? It's like they're in the garage. They work at a tire place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I know who you're talking about. It's pretty good, man. I've seen a bunch of clips of shit like that, but I have no idea where the fuck to find it. It's on Netflix. Yeah, he's got good shit. Shane, come on the show, dude. Let's do one. We'll have fun. Let's do one. Yeah, guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments.

Now, with that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. This is where we bring a headline and we talk about it. It'll get one of those two options. So with that being said, a thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads Philly couple getting busy in Range Rover accidentally roll into river after they hit gear stick while in backseat.

Solid. This is up in your hood. Yeah. I mean, that's like another day in Philly. Yeah. Shit like that. Yeah. Bro, I see videos all the time of girls like fucking giving the dude road head and he just goes right into a bowl. Oh, fuck. Well, at least my man got some mop before he was on his way out to a Pop Smoke concert. Shit happens.

Yeah, that fucking sucks. That's crazy. Was that recent? Yeah, yesterday. I didn't even hear about that. I saw the video. It just happened, yeah. So it was gearing up to be a disastrous climax. Holy shit. A couple getting busy in their car nearly ended in tragedy after their SUV rolled into a Philadelphia river in the middle of the night while they were in the backseat. The Lovebirds were having sex in a 2020 Range Rover near the Scullykill... What is that? What is...

I don't know. I think what you said. Skull Kill? Shoal Kill. Shoal Kill River in Fairmont Park around 4.15 a.m. Wednesday when one of their limbs bumped into the SUV's gear stick.

Police told NBC 10 moments later, the Range Rover tumbled over the edge and sank into the water about two miles from Philadelphia City Hall. The unidentified couple jumped out of the SUV before the vehicle hit the water and plummeted beneath the surface. Police told the outlet neither was injured during the incident. Police told NBC 10 they suspect the couple were getting busy when the freak mishap occurred.

The fuck is that?

That's not a shorty. Autoerogenous. What the fuck does that even mean? I don't know, but it seems to me Shorty was- It's supposed to be a joke. She was doing backflips on that dick before she went out. My God. How the fuck does that- Oh my God. Sucks to suck. Oh, what the fuck? Hopefully he got his nut because that would suck if he didn't. Are they alive? Yeah, they're alive. Apparently they jumped out right before it went in. Oh, so they didn't actually get in the river. No. Damn. I wonder if their clothes were in the car.

This is another butt-ass name. Yeah. What happened? Yeah, I don't know. I'm bossing up my music right now. We're here for the future. We're the aliens you've been looking for. You see Terminator? That's us. Fuck, man. Yeah, well, it's definitely what? Yeah. Fuck. That's a nice car, too, though. Yeah? 2020 Range Rover? Yep. That's wild. The fact that it's in Philly, I didn't know about that. It's crazy. Yeah, what do we got on this? Is this a...

We got thumbs up thumbs fuck. I mean it they're alive thumbs up good. Yeah, that's I mean he got his not he's having a day I don't know what sweethearts going through might be traumatic for it, but my god They must have been doing fucking gymnastics in that backseat. How the fuck does that even happen? I thought they had the dials on the fucking Range Rover. I don't know Anyway, do the more I think about this might be like a fucking insurance job though. Yeah, this could be bullshit You know what I'm saying?

I roll my truck that I can't afford into the river. Yeah. That's a Philly thing, too. That's also a Philly thing. Yeah. You might be on to something with that. My investigative fucking senses are just not adding up. Like, how do you explain that to insurance? That was my question. It could have been stolen, too. That's also a Philly thing. Oh, that's a massive Philly thing. They love doing shit like that. That fucking sucks for them. I'm going to say thumbs down on this one. What do you guys got? I'm going to say...

Thumbs down because they're so stupid. They parked that close to the river. You know, there's plenty of other places you could park. True.

Don't know yeah, you got I mean why the fuck are you fucking in your car at 4:15 in the morning? Yeah, that's weird. That is weird. I mean I've done it dude. Yeah, but at 4:15 in the morning Yeah, I wouldn't do that. That's crazy. I'm fucking like not at night one wasn't this on like a like a weeknight No Wednesday night. Well my Wednesday morning - yeah, so what the fuck what's going on here? No some weird That's weird shit about that. Yeah

All right. Yep. Sweet. All right. Andy, that is all I got. All right. Appreciate you coming out, Duke. Thank you for having me, boys. It's good to see you, brother. That was fun. Best of luck with your Instagram accounts. I'm going to need it. Don't forget to follow Duke at DukeGomez7 and buy one of his shirts. 6, 5, 4, 3, and 2 as well. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. The list goes on. But the merch is where it's at, DukeGomez.com. You can look as handsome as that guy.

Maybe one day. That's a stretch, though. Yeah, I know. No guarantee. You'll never have a nose bigger than mine. I promise you that, sweetie. All right, guys. That's the show. Don't be a hoe. That's the show.