757. Andy & DJ CTI: U.S. Stocks Plunge, Iran To Attack Israel? & Donald Trump Not Understanding Code-Switching
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Which part? Oh, the Titanic? Yeah, the Titanic. So I got another one for you. Okay. See how we do on this one. All right. So, you know, those pyramids in Egypt, apparently there's a new conclusion on how they were built. And you'll never guess. I don't know. Water-powered elevators. Water in the desert. Water-powered elevators. Never heard this one before. And like, you know...

Let's dive in. Let's check this out. So researchers have uncovered a potential explanation for how the iconic pyramid of Djoser, believed to be the oldest in ancient Egypt, was built. The step pyramid located in the Saqqara necropolis is

which lies on a limestone plateau on the West bank of the Nile river may have been constructed with the help of an ingenious hydraulic lift system. A study published in the journal plus one proposes the study author suggests this system involve water flowing into two shafts located inside the pyramid itself, enabling a float to be raised and lowered in order to lift the large stones used to build the structure.

Quote, this discovery provides a coherent answer to a question about the construction of the pyramids that has remained unanswered for several centuries. Study lead author Xavier Landreau from CEA Paleotechnic Institute in France told Newsweek. So here is the pyramid. OK, everybody's seen it. It's a pretty it's one of the famous ones. It's big.

It's pretty fucking big. All right. Now, this is what they're saying is the makeup of the land, you know, what, 4,500 years ago. And then they also made this nice little. So these are not the Giza pyramids or something else. Right. Okay. A little bit further away, but these are older than the Giza. Okay. But they're saying that the Egyptians had an underground network of water pipes that lifted these hundred ton stones up by water into place.

Well, I mean, fuck, I don't know. I think it was giant, giant swinging dick Mandingo guys that built them. I mean, that's as good of an answer as this. I mean, dude, look, I think it's one of the biggest mysteries in the world. You know, nobody really has a sound explanation for it. You know, everyone tends to make pretty equal sense, you know, like the aliens. Yeah, maybe. Maybe, you know, I don't know. Hillary Clinton. Yeah. I mean, maybe it's maybe they excavated from the top down.

Oh, you know, that's a lot of dirt though. It is, but that's a lot of weight to lift too. So would it be easier to lift the rocks up higher or would it be easier to move the ground around them? That makes sense. I mean, to me, that makes more sense. That's what I've always like my own brain, your gut. No, just my, you know, 40 years of thinking about this. Um, that's what makes the most sense to me is that there was excavation from the top down, but I mean, that's just a guess. Yeah. Hmm.

It's fucking weird. And there's some weird stuff too, like the alignment of all the pyramids. The pyramids of Giza, their alignment. There's some weird deep shit there too that like...

I think the baseline is this. The Egyptians, they tell them, yeah, they were advanced, but they were not. I think they were 10,000 years ahead of where we are right now. Yeah, bro. I think there was a lot of advanced technology that's been intentionally held from us for many different reasons, including the power of the human being's mind, which I think is the biggest problem.

secret that's been kept from us. I think that they have worked very hard to make us believe that we are less capable than what we are so that we will think that we are dependent on their systems and their authority to handle us. So,

When you think of all the things that they've done, even just over the last four or five years, to clearly make us more dependent on them, wouldn't it make sense at some point in time, if that was your goal, that you would have started teaching them something different? Think about it like this.

Like, look at them, what they're teaching or have been teaching these kids for the last decade or so about you can be a woman or you can be a man. You could be anything you want. Math is racist. Right. Well, I mean, bro, we all know that's bullshit. But now they've taught it to enough people where those people, a lot of them believe it's true. So what if they taught...

This the truth out of society right like what at what point in time over time? Did they choose to convince us that we are less capable than what we are for their control? We don't know when that really started. No, but was what you say like was it a hundred years ago? Was it a thousand who knows and we don't know because we don't know and and

You know, if you had a group of things that were equally as strong and intelligent as you, but you knew the secrets and they didn't, why would you let them know the secrets? You wouldn't. Because if you let them know it and everybody knew it, it would make your secrets less powerful. So I think there's been a history of lies told and, you know, intentional lies.

molding of people's reality so that people don't believe that they're capable and and they believe they need these people to rule over them and they believe they need these people to take care of them and i think that's been going on for a lot longer than just you know a few years here in the united states yeah yeah and the other weird thing too like egypt is not the only place that like they have found pyramids like the same like setup right yeah like it's in

the Mayan culture. Yeah. Right. Like, I mean, places in Mexico. I mean, like it's, it's not, it was not just like, what's crazy is dude, a lot of the hieroglyphs that are on all of these pyramids are the same. So how, how would somewhere in Mexico,

Egypt have the same hieroglyphs and drawings as somewhere in Mexico as someone in South America as somewhere in Asia. How? Okay. Well, that means there had to have been, you know, worldly travel. And the story of all of these civilizations is that a fish man, this is what it is. I'm just going to describe it like very simply. A fucking half man, half fish,

fucking came to civilization in a boat and taught him all the shit and then sailed away and and that's the the story that's told over the course of humankind um in a very simple explanation so not only are the hieroglyphs the same the story is the same the ancient story but you know they don't really tell us this right they don't tell us any of these things um

Makes you wonder why. Yeah. Well, I'm sure it's because knowing these things for fact make us more powerful and them less powerful. Guys, jump on the conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

With that being said, man, let's get into this cruise. Guys, remember, if you want to see any of these headlines, articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfrasella.com. You guys can find them all linked there. With that being said, man, let's take a cruise. Got headline number one. Biggest talk of the town today. There's a few of them all happening at once, so let's connect some dots. But let's start with the stock market stuff. Headline reads, U.S. stocks plunge as recession fear takes hold.

So the decline highlights the level of worry among investors since economic data released last week, which we covered on the show, showed unemployment rising and job growth slowing more than expected. Surveys of manufacturers also indicated a steep fall off in activity in the sector, which is often a bellwether for the economy.

And we covered that last week. But now you have the SIBO, the Votality Index, or the VIX, often called the Fear Index, exploded higher. Prior to a sharp rise in Friday, the VIX had been on a 190-day streak of closing below the historical long-term average of 20, the longest stretch below the average since 2018. On Monday morning, it hit 55, the highest level since the pandemic's worst days.

So you have that. And I think the interesting thing is not even a week ago, not even not. It wasn't even a full week. You got Joe Biden boasting that he cured the economy. This was just days before this global. And this is not just you. It is global. Right. Absolutely global. Let's let's see what good old Joe had to say. So.

I've cured the economy and the environment and a few other small things. She asked him what does she want. I've cured the economy and the environment and a few other small things. Very smugly. The question was, what do you want your legacy to be? Yeah. I cured the economy. And here's the thing. I mean, all the markers are here. Cured it of all its money. Oh, shit. Yeah.

uh and here's the thing but like like it's almost like all the the what's that uh the story like the the beast you know like all the beasts like the mark of the beast is here you know what i'm saying you got magnificent seven those are the biggest uh the seven top stocks uh that are frequently trading um they have lost over 650 billion dollars in value at the time of this recording um

So that's your that's NVIDIA, that's Alphabet, that's Tesla, Microsoft, Meta and Amazon. They all have plunged more than five percent. Top 10. When you look at the top 10 stocks, OK, as of the time of this recording, they have cost investors a staggering two point six trillion dollars.

All right. To the point where they've had to close the market early, stop tradings to prevent a all out bloodbath. Didn't somebody say? Sure did. Something about a bloodbath? Sure did. And it's interesting because, you know, this stuff is wild. Because if we go down memory lane, we go back to May 24th of 2024. You have the Kamala Harris HQ put this tweet out.

And the tweet says four years ago, Trump claimed the stock market would crash if Joe Biden was elected. The stock market has reached the highest levels ever recorded under in history under President Biden. It's interesting because here the fuck we are. This is what Trump had to say. And you know what? I'm not so far away from that again, believe it or not. But if Biden gets in, the market will crash. Interesting. But, you know, what do they call it?

Bidenomics. That is called Bidenomics. I fucking heard that. That is called Bidenomics. And we are very proud of Bidenomics. Very proud of Bidenomics. Andy, what do you got on this? I mean, look, dude, I think we've all been expecting something like this for a long time. If you've had your eyes open and you have any sort of financial savviness to you at all,

And I think that, you know, small businesses and medium sized businesses have been feeling the change in the economy. I know that certainly families have been that data is through the roof. Right. Credit cards at an all time high defaults at an all time high. Right.

you know, expenses as an all-time high. And these guys come on TV every day and talk about how their economy is great. The economy is great. That's because these people don't talk about the economy in terms of mom and pop, middle class, middle, upper class, mid-sized companies. They talk the economy from the Dow Jones and the NASDAQ, and that's not the economy. And how much foreign money has been in these

indices for the last, I don't know, five or six years that has been, I don't know, unintentionally or falsely propping up the number. I'm not a financial expert by any means on the big market, but my friends who are, they all expected this to happen a long time ago. And who knows what's going to happen over the next three or four months, but

I think I just said just the other day that we're going to run into a situation where we have the Great Depression all over again. And these are the kind of things that happen before that happens. So, I mean, it doesn't surprise me at all. It seems like a lot of people are surprised, but I'm not surprised. No, the only thing that is, I think it is weird to me is that like not only are the stocks in liquid cash, you know, that's obviously taking a dip and not just in the U.S., it's global.

But there's also all the crypto shits going down too. Yeah, I've seen that too. That is weird to me. It's like if people are pulling their money out of here, where is it going then? Well, I'll be honest. I don't know. Yeah. This is not my – I am a entrepreneur. You hire people to do this shit. Well, it's not that. It's that there's a difference between – and this could be a good lesson for you guys on the internet. An investor is different than an entrepreneur. Right.

I'm the guy who you give the money to that could build your company. I'm the guy that can take the thing from idea to business and scale up. I, this is not my area of expertise. I don't really invest that way. And so I'm not the most savvy person to comment on this, but I, I, you know, like I said, my friend, a lot of my friends are, and they're big investors. Even my brother's a big investor and you know, they're, they're,

They're not surprised. It was kind of a wait and see what happens. But I tell you what...

It's fun watching all these rich fucks get their ass beat after they've put in all these crazy policies for so long and taking advantage of the middle class and taking advantage. Because, dude, this shit doesn't really affect the small and mid-level person that much because those people are just fighting to survive in their businesses. So it's nice to see the big boys take a fucking ass beating once instead of all of us who are in the mid-level category.

You know and and mom-and-pop level type businesses, which are the ones I care about and the ones that I build every day Yeah, for sure. I mean like I know in video just alone, you know people don't know if you guys forgot We did cover a couple of months ago When Nancy Pelosi was at office and she bought a shit ton of this stock because they had that insider trading knowledge about the chip Lobby on the chip act to be wonder how many of them shorted and

Oh, well, see, that's going to be the question. Maybe she lost, maybe she didn't. You know what I'm saying? She might have been all right. But I know she had a shit ton of fucking, she bought a shit ton of shares in the video. Yeah, man, it's weird. It is weird. And I think it does. I mean, look, dude, when you have the ability to,

as an entrepreneur to build companies and you have that specialized skillset, there's a lot of people who think that entrepreneurship is the same as trading the stock market or investing. And they're different skillsets, man. Totally different thing. So like for this to happen...

You know, it sucks for the people who are like the mom and pop investors, you know, they're on E-Trade and shit and they're getting taken advantage of by financial advisors that don't know shit. But,

The reality is a lot of this is overinflated, dude, and the economy's been labeled as a false strong economy for a long time. It hasn't been strong for a long time. Yeah. Guys, jumping on this conversation, let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, let's go check out some of these comments. Let's go cruise them. This first comment comes from Vedette123.

I can't get past the intro to his podcast. So misogynistic. What part? Is it when you say guys? No, I think it's don't be a hoe. Guys can be hoes.

I don't even know what this person's talking about. It's probably best that you don't listen. Yeah. Like, because misogynistic is something. You can't get past the intro? Yeah. I can't get past the intro to his podcast. Oh, my God. Yeah. Well, how mentally fragile are you? Definitely don't go to 18 minutes in because it's going to get you. Well, definitely don't, you know, be alive when the civilization falls apart because you certainly won't be able to handle that. Yeah. Yeah.

I know my intros, you know, so maybe we should, what are they talking about? What part are they talking about? Do you even know? I think it's the guys. What's up guys? What should I say? Guys and girls? Yeah, let's try it. How does it sound? What's up guys and girls? What should I say? Ladies and gentlemen. Hey, all you cool cats and kittens. But then I forget all the fucking, the XXYY fucking, you know, he, her, they, thems. What's up y'all? That might be, I don't know.

uh let's go to another one and i've been seeing i want to address i thought this was really cool to see um people kind of standing up for themselves yeah and like you know because there's trolls online for sure and there's a lot of nameless faceless people out there you know like vedette with your fucking anime yeah with your fucking furries what is what is i mean like that's a furry no but what could really be misogynistic about what i said what are you talking about what's up guys

Welcome to the show for the realest say goodbye lies and fakeness and delusions of our society and welcome motherfucking reality Guys guys, I think guys is the hang up there. You know be a listen. You're a hoe Stay off the show Yeah, man, oh yeah next comment man, I like to I like to see people stand up for themselves. Yeah You know because there are trolls online shit happens and

And I thought this was just a nice, very respectful example of this. So, uh, Velkan, um, uh, replied, I believe it's probably to one of the rules or something about, you know, you're talking about like, Hey, we should not be voting for people on the basis of their skin. For sure. Velkan agreed. Um, Velkan said, um,

He said, so true. Voting just because of sex or color of skin is just showing the ignorance of those people that do that. Shameful. Correct. To which 80% of the country. Maggot basher. No. What is that? Maggot T basher. Maggot T basher. Maggot basher. Maggot. Just doesn't know how to spell maggot. Okay. Yeah. All right. So I'm going to assume that you're black. Yeah.

Boy, I had nothing to say. He says 80% of the country is going to vote for Harris because she is the best candidate. And Donald Trump isn't even qualified to be president. He's an insurrectionist traitor who should be dangling from a tree. All right. It's a little hot. That sounds racist. That sounds a little bit. That sounds racist. Just a little bit. From a tree? I mean, shit, man. I could have said, like, what else do you hang from? Monkey bars?

Yeah, let's not go there. What's wrong with you? I really didn't mean that. No, I didn't mean that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Know how I know he's racist? Bro, did you see that fucking reel I sent you?

With the old man? Dude. That was bad. I think he's just past the age of giving a fuck. Yeah, he's past something. Yeah. But to this, Velken did reply, I learned to never argue with an idiot. It's just a shame you really think you're right. It's not enough for themselves, man. It's nice to see. Yep. 80% of the country, the dead ones and the alive ones.

He's an insurrectionist traitor. Yeah. All right, maggot basher. Fucking white people. Yeah. Causing all the stuff. That guy sounds like he's got a testosterone deficiency. Protein deficiency. Yeah. Pussy deficiency. There's a lot. Brain deficiency.

All right. Our last comment comes from at Herc Boy. Says, it's been so long since the tinfoil hats. I almost forgot they existed. How could you forget? See, that's that programming. They wanted you to forget. Yeah. I can't allow them because I have mine handy at all times. What did you guys do with my D-Rag? We threw it away. All right. Now we're good to go. How pissed would you be if Emily repurposed that for Thanksgiving?

Like you go. It'd be like a cornucopia. He goes and he's like, it's a cornucopia of conspiracies. This is where I reach in and get my conspiracies from. That shit's real. What would you like? What flavor would you like today? We have election. We have Donald Trump. We have aliens. Don't forget Michelle. We have Michelle and Big Mike. What else do we have in here? Let me see. Pyramids.

Oh, we've got communism. Right, right, right. We've got people that don't know if they are they or he or she. Gay frogs. We've got gay frogs. Gay frogs. I've got it all in here, baby. I've got anything to your liking. Yeah, I love it, man. I love it. Guys, we appreciate you for being real-ass fans. Keep liking, keep commenting, keep subscribing. Make sure you guys hit that bell notification on the tube. Stay up to date with the latest episodes that we drop.

That being said, let's drop headline number two. This is the second mark of the beast, in my opinion. And let's dive into it. Headline number two reads, U.S. shifts aircraft carrier to Middle East amid fears Iran may attack Israel. All right. And it's not just aircraft carriers. We are shifting troops, other military assets to the Middle East right now.

Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin...

ordered the USS Abraham Lincoln, which is currently operating in the Pacific, and its destroyer escorts to the region, along with additional squadron of fighter planes. Additional ballistic air defense units will also be deployed to the Middle East, not only to defend Israel, but to protect U.S. forces in Iraq and Syria, who have come under attack by Iran and its proxies, the Pentagon said. This is the second time since April...

that the United States has acted quickly to defend Israel after the government of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu conducted targeted assassinations of Iranian officials and militant groups backed by Tehran. Now, U.S. assets already in the region include ground forces, air forces as well, as newly deployed destroyers, amphibious ships, and an aircraft carrier to help repel attacks from Iran, Yemen, and Lebanon. We are just now increasing supply

that support Pentagon spokesperson, Sabrina C, uh, said earlier Friday that Austin was preparing quote, multiple forthcoming force posture moves to bolster force protection for us forces. Um, and Israel, um,

Now, real news, no bullshit. It's a great page. If you guys don't follow them, follow them. They have a lot of... They are very good. They're very good. Very unbiased, just like this is what it is. Yeah, this is what's going on. Yeah, for sure. So they posted out about two hours ago before the show saying, amid growing concerns about a potential Iranian attack on Israel, U.S. Central Command Commander General Michael Eric Corella has arrived in Israel for high-level discussions with defense officials.

The talks are focused on joint preparations and intensification of possible aggression from Iran and its proxies. Meanwhile, Russia...

has sent Sergei Shoigu, the former top defense official and current secretary of the Russian Security Council, to meet with Iranian officials. Here's a video of both of them arriving simultaneously to their sides.

Right. So that's coming out today. Now, there's a couple of other things that are also happening while all of this is going on. You got President Biden. He has left Delaware. He is back at the White House allegedly for a meeting with his national security team and Vice President Harris. You got G7 leaders. They're pressuring Iran not to strike Israel.

You got Saudi Arabia. They told Iran that they cannot use their airspace to launch drones or rockets at Israel. You have multiple airlines canceling flights from Israel, Lebanon, Iraq, Jordan and Iran. So you got that happening. And then this this this dude, this guy, this fucking cheesed it clown.

Lindsey Graham. Huh? Oh, buddy. Yeah. He is with his wooden fucking teeth. He is. He is rattling the sabers. All right, here we go. Warmonger Lindsey Graham introduces joint resolution to authorize the use of United States armed forces against Iran. This week, neocon GOP Senator Lindsey Graham introduced a joint resolution to

to authorize the use of United States armed forces against the Islamic Republic of Iran. Reminiscent of WMDs in Iraq, Graham's submission presents Iran as an imminent nuclear danger, a characterization that conveniently aligns with longstanding political concerns and justifications for military action in the region. These were a couple of key points from his speech.

his release that he put out. And then he also tweeted this out. He says, it is always good for any American administration to reassure Israel that we have their back against Iran and their proxies and will provide the necessary defensive capability. However, it is long past time to start talking about offense when it comes to Iranian threats against Israel, the United States and the world. Iran is running wild throughout the region.

As my recent legislation indicates, an attack by Hamas, Hezbollah, or the Houthis against Israel should be considered an attack by Iran. All of these proxies are provided weapons and funds by the Iranian regime to spread their terror. Israel should have every right to know- Who provided the Iranian regime with the funds? What was it, like $6 billion? That was us. The same American administration that now have to reassure Israel?

Exactly. Same one. It says, Israel should have every right to not only defend its territory from Iranian attacks, but also hit the regime hard. Gaietola and his henchmen have one source of revenue, oil and gas. Wait, so it's two sources. Technically three sources if you count the U.S. tax dollars that keep going over that.

You put the refineries at risk and their behavior changes. The best way to prevent escalation is to show a willingness to go on offense. Now is the time. Now, I'd like you guys to try something because I did this. I did a little just quick image search with our boy Lindsey Graham. And not just from this year, but for many years. You can go down the path and you can look how happy he is with his team.

Irish and American flag pin on his lapel. So happy. And you know what I think is interesting, Andy, is that Lindsey Graham received over a million dollars from AIPAC. Shocking. Which is a known pro-Israel lobby. It's the most powerful lobby in the whole country. We got a million dollars for him.

And now he's beating the war drum. Andy, what do we got on that? I mean, that's no different than a ton of our politicians, okay? I mean, that's the reality. This PAC supports politicians on both sides of the aisle, and those politicians are pro-Israel over pro-America. They make decisions that are in the interest of this small country all the way on the other side of the world that are not in the interest of the people that they walk by on the streets every single day. And this is why I said when...

this whole thing started that i am not pro-israel or pro-palestine i am pro-america and we have a problem here with these people who do not represent our country and do not represent our interests uh taking our tax dollars and sending our brothers and dads and sons to die in wars halfway across the world that don't mean to anybody but these guys pocketbooks

And that's what's going on. And that's what's been going on. We have been the iron fist of globalism. And by the way, Israel for the course of since they were first fucking founded in 1946, OK, or seven or eight or whatever it was, we have been their military for that long. OK, anytime someone fucks with Israel, the Americans got to go fuck with them.

Right. And now we have Israel attacking Lebanon. We have Israel shooting fucking, you know, what, 50,000 fucking civilians. And then we have our politicians over here standing on the stage and saying, I'm pro-Israel. What do you what do you why?

Why aren't you pro-America? Why aren't we taking care of the people here? Why aren't we taking care of the people on the streets here? Why aren't we taking care of the cities here? Why are we sending our money to Ukraine and these other places? We shouldn't be sending money to any other country on the planet until our country looks how it should. And it doesn't look anything like that. It looks like a total shithole right now. So, I don't...

support any of this shit. The war, I don't support us sending foreign aid to other countries for any reason at this time. And I think most of the middle class and most of the people who actually work for a living and pay most of the tax in this country agree.

They don't want to pay tax for us to go to war over in fucking the Middle East. They don't want to pay tax for us to go to war over in Ukraine. No regular people want this war. Politicians want this war because they own stocks in Lockheed Martin. They own stocks in Raytheon. They get kickbacks from these situations and these deals, and this is how they make their money.

But they make their money on the backs of the service of American men and American women that go over there and put their lives at risk who are your sisters and brothers and sons and moms. And they get killed for this. So you're going over there getting killed for their financial interest. This is bullshit. It needs to stop. Lindsey Graham is a fucking traitor to this country, period. Okay? And we need to get all of these old, disgusting, for sale things

Fuck faces out of our government. That's that's what I think about it. You know, that's something is thought-provoking The fact that the same people who said that Donald Trump would crash the economy and lead us into World War three have now

have now crashed the economy and are leading us into World War III. Yeah, but the same people that voted for those people now have some sort of fucking way to justify it. They justify everything. They justify everything because they hate Trump so bad. They hate Trump so fucking bad that they would vote outside of their own personal family's interest to not read mean tweets and to feel virtuous because I'm voting for the first black female who ain't even fucking black.

Okay. So it's, it's insane, dude. Like that is, those people will not survive. That's, that's, that's against your own survival instinct. That is beyond reason. Like if you're going to vote yourself into a poorer position, into a harder position, into a more difficult position to seem virtuous or to,

Fight wars that do not benefit you or support things that do not benefit you. You are beyond saving. You are beyond saving. In the real world, in natural order, those animals, like we're talking about, those animals die. They don't survive. It's Darwinism. And right now, because most Americans who are intelligent and work hard and

embody the ideals of American culture have gone out and built companies and built businesses and worked hard and, and taking care of their families while they trusted that the government was doing in their best interest. And they weren't for the last 20 years. So now we have a lot of unwinding to do. And it's, I think it's become very obvious to every common sense American that like

This is a problem. And when we're asked to vote for someone because of their skin color or because of their gender and not because of their policies, when 60 or 70% of the country can't even make it from paycheck to paycheck, that's absurd shit to be putting down people's throats. So that's what I think, dude. I'm trying to pull up how far we are. How many days out are we from the election? We're like 97 days or something. 97 days, right? Yep.

Isn't the timing of this also very thought-provoking, right? Like, when you look at the fact that, like, you got the economy, the global economy, which is, you know, very directly tied into the U.S. economy, having major issues right now. There's war drum beat, and I don't pull this, like, I don't like to do the war drum shit or even bring the shit up unless I feel like it's concrete shit that they're actually moving forward to. Yeah.

Doesn't that put us in a very, very great spot for defeat? Of course. Our economy's to shit right now. Yeah, of course. Our strategic oil is drained. A lot of our equipment has not been replenished from the withdrawal of Afghanistan three years ago. We have low morale. We have people not wanting to participate in these wars. We have...

millions and millions and millions of people coming across the border. We are intentionally being spread thin so that we cannot defend ourselves. And people don't understand that. They're creating something in Ukraine. They're creating something in Middle East. They're creating something at the border. They're creating something in Taiwan. And if that's the case, who's going to fight all that war?

Okay? You got every other country, the BRICS countries, all in order about that. Russia's over in Iran right now. Yeah. Where are the fuck are all these European, where's all their financial aid to the fucking Ukrainians? Where's their involvement? Where's their troops? Right? Like, dude, we're setting ourselves up for the conquering of our own country based upon

identity politics that people who have no concept of what violence is actually like or what war actually does voting for ideal shit oh I want the first black this or the first woman this you don't care if like you told if you die because that you know I'm saying like that's where we are with society and like

you know it's very dangerous and this is exactly what i've been telling you uh was going to happen they were going to start massive disruption and massive war and do everything that they could do to up the election and it's right on queue like i told you yeah yeah man guys jump it on this conversation i want you guys to tell us down in the comments what you guys think uh let us know man that being said let's check out our third and final headline

Number three. Now, this one is interesting because, again, you know, you remember that term code switching? Yeah. You mean like how you do it? I don't code switch. I do code switch. I code switch. It's fine. And guess what, Andy? It is fine if people code switch. All right. Because AP News said that it's fine the Kamala code switches.

Donald Trump questioning Kamala Harris's race shows he doesn't understand code switching. We don't code switch your race. No, no, you do. It's called having a range. Kamala has range. That's what it is. Let's hear this. Kamala Harris has range, man. That's what it is. She can grill nominees for the Supreme Court.

or meet with our foreign dignitaries, then pivot to hosting a Diwale celebration or dancing enthusiastically alongside an HBCU-style marching band. She has range.

She's cultured. It is a dexterity that Harris, the first black woman and Asian American to serve as vice president developed as a person of color to navigate the corridors of power or main street in a nation where race and identity influence how one is received or embraced. Yeah. So, so, okay. So it's fine. Who's making the nation, uh,

based around identity influence. Who's doing that? Oh, that's the media. Oh, that's the people writing this. Oh, that's them. Fucking idiots. Now, you know, and then listen, Harris, the article continues, the daughter of immigrants from Jamaica and India is an and wrote code switcher, a term that can include deliberately adjusting one's speech style and expression to optimize relatability and ensure she gets a message across. That's what it is.

And former President Donald Trump, during a contentious interview session at a meeting of the National Association of Black Journalists, showed no familiarity with the concept. He implied that Harris is inauthentic for embracing all aspects of her heritage. His failure to recognize code switching also speaks to a prevailing belief that whiteness. Oh, boy. Here we go.

Often correlated with speaking in plainly enunciated English is the default in our politics or democracy. That's because it is the language of English. It's the language of English. Mm-hmm.

Okay. Like, are we really going to, are we really going to identify ourselves based upon, uh, the informalities of language? Like it's not that she's code switching. She is manipulating people to, yes, to pander to their racial identity when her racial identity is not the one that she's claiming. That is manipulation. She's saying she's, uh,

African American. She's not African American. Her father was black. And oh, by the way, her father was a fucking Marxist. Andy, I'm glad you brought that up. He was a Marxist. He was a Marxist. Let's fact check it. Yes. It's fucking true. This is Snopes. Yes. This is Snopes.

I don't fucking miss. And by the way, did you see that picture of fucking Kamala this weekend that Democrats posted? Oh, I did, man. That was fucking weird. That was interesting. That was very interesting. Bizarre. Official Democrat X page uploads photo of Kamala Harris with Michelle signs in background. That is fucking weird. Now, that's weird because that picture's from 2008. Right. But the Democrats just decided to post this.

Hmm. Now, I know I said last week that it looked like I'm wrong about that because they actually named her the official candidate of the Democrat Party. But at the DNC, they still have the right to change it. And you said, when I said, it looks like I'm probably wrong, you said- Still got time. Still got a lot to go. Still got time. And it looks like you might have saved my conspiracy. Fuck.

Which I'm very thankful for. I'm a coach, which I got you down. Bro, I'm just saying. Like, I mean, like, that's the other, like, how much black does he need to do it? Bro, black people wouldn't say he was racist. Karens would say he was racist. True. I'm so offended for black people. When black people are laughing at the fucking jokes he's telling. You know, I think. Did you see the clip of the actual audio from that fucking. They fucked with the audio. Bro.

They fuck the audio. There's a clip. There's a couple clips. This person did a comparison I saw. He was in the audience. Yes, of the actual laughter, and the laughter from the crowd was muted. So it was actually way more than what we saw on the show. Now, don't believe us. Let's go to our audio producer here. All right. This man is a triple platinum recording producer. Joe, is it possible that...

To tone out... You have a fucking clip. Can you... Is that possible to do? Like, for real. No bullshit. So that can bring the crowd noise down or up? Yeah. You can separate it on stems, yeah. That's fucking... Well, yep. That's a fact check. Well, I mean, dude, I...

You saw that, right? I saw the- That was crazy. But do you really hold them past them? Remember when they made fucking Joe Rogan gray? No. You know what I'm saying? It's not- Or when they changed the fucking faces on the Secret Service guys to smile. Yeah. It's not fucking far-fetched. It's not far-fetched. Nah, man. I don't know. What I know is Kamala Harris every single day reminds me more and more of that dude from fucking Split. Oh.

Oh, yeah. That's a good movie. It's a great movie. It's underrated. He's a great actor. Yeah. He did really, really well in that. I just think that there were so many people that watched this and like, I want to be him. Yeah. Well, look, dude. I think she's a piece of shit. And I think that anybody who legitimately votes for her

And look, dude, I have my criticisms of Trump. People say all the time that I'm a Maga-tard and I'm fucking Maga-cult and blah, blah, blah. No, I'm not. But I'm smart enough to decide between two people that we have the choice to decide between. And I would rather choose someone who's run multiple companies with hundreds of thousands of employees over the course of his life, who's made billions of dollars from the American system over someone who hasn't done shit and who's only gotten to where she is because she is a fucking DEI hire.

Okay? And people are like, DEI is the new N-word. No, motherfucker. The N-word is the fucking N-word. Is that what they say? Oh, fuck yeah, bro. Every time you mention DEI, it's, oh, you're racist. No. DEI is an actual program. She was chosen by Joe Biden in public through his own fucking words because she was a black woman. That's it. Okay? He said that. And you all ate it up at the time. Yeah, whoo!

Black woman first won this. You fail to think.

What does this mean to me? What will this do for me? How will this affect my family? And because you can't conceptualize that these decisions actually affect you and affect your family and dictate the highs or the lows or the foundation that you're going to build off of, you continue to vote for these people because you think it doesn't matter more than just whatever choice you make regarding their identity. Oh, you know what? I don't like Donald Trump.

I don't care if he can run the country. I just don't like him. Like, okay, so what's that mean for you? Well, that's going to mean this and this and this and this and this, right? Like, dude, there's so many lies going around about Donald Trump right now that

Then it's absurd. You know, he wants to eliminate abortion. No, he doesn't. He said so a bunch of times. He said, dude, there's exceptions in this rule, which are always the exceptions that the far left brings up. Otherwise, you know, you could do get the crazy abortion people that just want to fucking, you know, kill babies. Right. But those are not the majority of the people on the left. The majority of women on the left just want to have an option if something were to get fucked up.

I think everybody understands that. And then you have the people on the right who are like, you're going to hell. Look, dude, it ain't your place to say who's going to hell. Okay? Like you need to stay the fuck out of it. This is America.

Let the states decide like it's supposed to be, how our country is supposed to be set up. Some states are going to say, no, you can't do that here. Some states are going to say, yeah, do that here. And that's the reality of it. That's how the country is supposed to be. And by the way, even if it was banned, even if it was blocked, you're still going to vote for Trump.

Killing your fetus over how much money you're going to have, over the food, over the safety of your community, over us potentially being evaded or nuclear bombed. You're still going to vote for this one issue alone that may affect you once or twice in your life unless you're a fucking whore and you can't keep your legs shut. Right. Okay. Like just being real.

Just being real. Fucking pull out, man. Wear a fucking condom. Swallow the shit. Like, dude, put it on your titties. I'm being serious, bro, like everybody else does. Like everybody else does. Like, fuck. I'm just saying, man. And, dude, like, it's a lie, right? That's the point. Then they lie about this...

What was the fucking agenda 2025? Oh, yeah. That's fucking bullshit. Okay. But now that you pointed it out, I read it and I'm like, oh, it sounds all right. Not that bad. Yeah. But Donald Trump, that's not Donald Trump's policy. If you go on Donald Trump's website, he lists out his policy. If you go on Kamala Harris's website, there is no policy to be found because their election strategy is not about policy. It's about voting for identity. And dude, so you're going to tell me, listen,

This is the same. Look, dude, I'm speaking to the people who think that Kamala is a great choice here. You cannot objectively look at her accomplishments and say she's accomplished anything. She hasn't got a bill passed ever. She was fucking pushed through at San Francisco. By the way, if you want to look like what if you want to know what her shit looks like, go look at San Francisco. It was the first fucking liberal city to fall. OK, yeah.

She's from there. Do you want the entire country look like San Francisco? No, you don't. But you want to be able to say to your friends, "Oh, I love Kamala. She's so cool. She dances and she, you know, I just like her because, you know, she's a woman and it's great."

All the while, all the people you care about are going to suffer because of that decision. And your kids are going to suffer because of that decision. And you are going to suffer because of that decision. Because you're uninformed, you don't understand what's going on, and you have the inability to look past liking someone. If I'm building a country, or if I'm building a company, or I'm building a small business, and I say, fuck, all right, we got to build this company up. All right, I got Steve,

And I got Susie. And man, Susie's a dumbass. Steve's a fucking asshole. I don't like Steve. But at least he's done this about 20 times. He knows exactly what to do. It's not looking real good on who I get to choose from.

But fuck, I'd rather us at least get somewhere than us destroy with Suzy's leadership. Like, that's what we're talking about here. It's such a simple fucking thing. It's a very simple choice that people cannot... If they think... Logical minds can figure this out, but people who vote on emotion can't. And a lot of these people that are voting for Kamala are people that don't pay taxes. They are not paying into the system. They have been purposefully...

impoverished and had their communities destroyed black people for the intention of creating a voter base for the Democratic Party okay and when the black people in the in the inner city started to wake up the

The Democratic Party said, fuck, they're waking up. So what do we got to do? Oh, let's bring in all these other migrants. They'll vote for us because they don't have shit. And because they don't have shit, they have to vote for us. All right. So that's the game. The game is make you poor, make you suffer, make you think that you have no hope and no opportunity and no ability to pursue the American dream. And then vote for me because I'm like you and I'll give you their shit.

That's the whole fucking play. So, so like, dude, anybody that votes for her is leader, either a literal communist or someone who's so fucking dumb. They, they can't even think past their emotions at all. 100% man. And the other part too, or there's people who are very rich who are connected to these people who know they're going to get a bunch of favors and so they come out and support and they'll be safe.

The other part, too, man, I think, like I said, I try to address this whenever we can, man. It's just like just to remember. I know when you guys are out there, you're scrolling on your social medias. It may appear that she has a lot of support. It may appear that it is manipulated. It is manufactured. All right. Here's more proof. Just so you guys know, this headline reads gay only fan star claims Kamala Harris campaign offered fifteen hundred dollars to bash Trump on Tick Tock.

Now, this is not just a one-off thing. Let's dive into it. A gay OnlyFans content creator.

who was approached by a left-wing agency to make anti-Donald Trump video for a Democrat super PAC, said he refuses to whore out his values or sell out for Kamala Harris. Michael Daugherty, a 22-year-old social media influencer who posts explicit content to his OnlyFans page and more safe-for-work LGBT-related posts on Instagram, is not the average Trump fan.

Quote, I'm conservative leaning. I even wear American flag underwear and shoot guns on my OnlyFans. The Long Island native told the New York Post. I just happen to like dicks. Yeah, he just likes massive cocks. Yeah. Yeah.

What? Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Despite his right wing views, Daugherty was solicited by influencer marketing firm Pallet Management on behalf of Ford Future, the largest Democrat super PAC in operation.

Quote, hi, Michael. I hope you're doing well. I'm reaching out on behalf of one of Palette's partners with an exciting paid offer to create and post anti-Trump content on TikTok. Look how, like, they're just blatant with it. They're not even like, no, I need you to make anti-Trump. Here's something, like, because Trump hates you. Trump hates you. Trump hates you because you like dicks. Yeah, right. And, uh.

And yeah, that was from a senior marketing coordinator, Fernanda... I think how fucking stupid that sounds. What? Like, real talk. That fucking message? No, like, just how stupid that sounds. Trump hates you? Trump hates you because you happen to like dicks. Like, that's what they're trying to say. Right? Like, we're past that in America, bro. We're past this, you know, we're progressive enough in this country. And the problem is, is that this kind of shit is pushing us back so far that the...

Dude, gay people are going to have a lot of problems now because of what's been going on. I feel good that they're standing up in strength, though. Yeah, for sure. Now, I am not a biologist, but let me calculate this real quick. Because here's the thing. Forward Future just took in another $150 million. Yeah. All right? Just that organization alone to do this. All right? And so $150 million. Yeah.

And they're paying out $1,500 each. That's 100,000 people right there. Yep.

That could definitely create some and manipulate. Yeah, and by the way, they don't disclose as the FCC forces people to disclose that it's an actual paid ad. Exactly. So that's how they get around that. And like, bro, these people are not playing by the rules that they force on companies to play, right? They're making it look like it's an organic ad. What I mean by that is this. If I were to pay you to make a pro-Trump ad

You would have to disclose that you were paid to make that ad that's the law But they are not disclosing that and they are not disclosing the anti Trump So what they're doing just like they did with Twitter back in 2020 and all these social platforms is they are manufacturing perception

as a case of marketing, right? They're trying to manufacture perceived momentum, which is what the Twitter files was all about exposing, all right? With the polls, the bots. Yes, the polls or lies. They build up narratives that they want and they squash narratives they don't want with cancel culture bots and bad traffic or traffic throttling. And then these celebrities say crazy shit and then they put...

all their fake bots onto those traffic to create the perception that everybody's with this and you're out, you're out in the cold if you're not with this. So you might as well join that. And that's how they prey on weak people, bro, because they know that most people don't have the ability to stand firm in their beliefs and in their, their identity when everybody else is saying you're wrong, right? We saw that during COVID dude.

You know, how many people wore the mask and played by the rules but actually knew it was bullshit? A lot. But that's how they got it to work because they made the perception that everybody was with it. How many times did we walk through a grocery store or walk in public

you know people see you not wearing a mask and they're like fuck thank god bro you're what i can't stand this shit i don't even know why i'm wearing it you're still strong right exactly exactly but that perception of everybody doing it is what made it work and that's what they're trying to do with kamala okay and this is what they did with hillary too they tried to make this is the same play they ran with hillary they tried to use the bots and by the way nobody knew about the bots back

That was my first experience. You had a purse. That was my first experience with the bots I was on Facebook. I made a pro-trump post and within like five minutes I had like 5,000 comments which was like I was like how the fuck did this happen? Damn, I'm gonna but I didn't know about bots. So I was like fuck. Yeah, what's going on? I got no idea like I'm like, holy shit, dude Look at all these people they're crazy and and then you know I deleted the post because I didn't know what the fuck was going on and then I figured it out and I'm like, holy shit, I

Because I figured it out because I talked to one of my buddies who was in, you know, in the Facebook. But the point is, is that normal people don't know that, bro. They don't know that, like, a lot of these people that come on your post and trash you are just bots that are made up to fucking keep you intimidated from not posting. And so they ran this same play with Hillary. They tried to make her so much more popular than what she was. And Hillary is not a likable person, bro. People don't like Hillary. They just didn't want Trump to win. Right. And...

And then they built on that for four years with the Russia collusion and all the shit. And they were able to do that same play with Biden. He's much more popular than what he actually is. And they use all the tech. So they're doing the same thing with Kamala. This is the play. And I still think after that photo being posted yesterday,

that there is a strong possibility that Kamala, because of whatever negative will happen between now and the DNC, will, you know, because, dude, she's already getting trashed today. Yeah, she's getting hit about the economy. Fucking Friday, she was a hero. Wednesday, she was a hero. Three weeks ago, everybody hated her. Nobody knew her. Right. And then everybody likes her when they fucking start putting her on all these, you know, Hollywood shows and making her seem like she's this amazing person and she's going to save the country and all this shit.

Well, if bad shit continues to happen, which it will because these bad things started happening a long time ago. Like they're coming to fruition now. And as bad things happen, people are going to get more and more disenfranchised with her. And then, you know, that's where I get into the possibility of them bringing in Michelle Obama to ride that wave of perception so that it's close enough to when they get to the election, they can steal it.

So, I don't know, man. They didn't post that by accident. I can tell you that. Bro, I don't think anything that they fucking do is by accident. No, nothing. They're not stupid. They're going to drop subliminal fucking messages. I think that's exactly what the fuck this was. Yeah, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. That being said, man.

Let's get to our last segment. Thumbs up or dumb as fuck. This is where we're bringing in the topic. We're bringing a headline. We talk about it. It'll get one of these two options. So with that being said, dicks. Dicks? Mm-hmm. All right. Big ones. My favorite topic. All right. Thumbs up or dumb as fuck. They say everybody's favorite topic is themselves. Okay. Yeah. You are what you eat. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha.

Guys, a thumbs up for Douglas Farke Headline Reads. Paul Valter, who went viral when his manhood stopped him winning Olympic medal, is offered a quarter million porn deal. All right. Lose a medal. Gain a career. Gain a career. So let's dive into this. The French Paul Valter, who lost out on his chance at the Olympic medal due to his manhood clipping the bar, Anthony Amaretti,

has reportedly been offered a porn deal worth $250,000. Pornographic website Cam Soda, which I've never even heard of. I didn't know. It's not a place I would go to thinking I'm like... Cam Soda? Cam Soda. What is that? Here, pull it up on your phone real quick. Is that like cream soda? Pull it up on my phone? Fuck you, man.

But Cam Soda has put up the quarter million after millions watch Amirati's manhood clip the bar

to clear after getting the rest of his lower half over the bar. Amoretti's now infamous attempt came at clearing 5.70 meters, where he was obviously distraught about the miss regardless as to what hit the bar. Amoretti finished 12th at the event, with his manhood getting more attention than the rest of the pole vaulters combined.

You got a video? I got a video. Let's see. Here it is. Just seem to just be sloppy as he turns his body. He's slanging, bro. That sucks. Just seem to just be sloppy as he turns his body. Hey, as much as that might suck right now, I think he'll be all right with this later. Something else is going to suck and you'll be fine. Oh, man, that sucks, dude. Not yet, though. That's also kind of good. All right.

What if he's like African French? He looks Italian. Shit, man. Why don't you just use that thing as the pole? You know what I'm saying? Like show us some tricks with that motherfucker, bro. I want to see some dick tricks. That's a little gay, but that's all right. We're in America. It's free. Oh, fuck. Wrong pole, bro. Oh, man.

Well, I'm sure he is distraught. You better sign that contract, buddy. Bro, think about the guys who finish first. He's like, bro, I got first place. Yeah, but you got a little dick. Yeah, you got a small dick, though, bro. Would you rather have a huge dick or get a gold medal? Huge dick, no doubt. Me too. Yeah, no doubt. I don't give a fuck. I'll go to the medal for that. Yep. I wouldn't trade for a gold medal. I think this is a great example of like, you know, no matter what happens, you'll be all right.

Is that all you got? Hang in there. Hang in there. There you go. Oh, man. Don't get too low. I'm done. Swing and a miss. Yep. Just keep swinging it. You know what I say? I got nothing. I don't even know what to say to that. Yeah, man. I almost got a gold medal, but my fucking dick's too big. Imagine that story, dude. You're talking to this girl. You're like, yeah, what happened? Well...

I was doing pole vault and, you know, my huge schlong lost me a gold medal. No, it didn't. Yes, it did. Here's the video. You're automatically in forever. Oh, you're in, bro. You're good. Yeah, he's good. Yeah. What do we got? Thumbs up on this one? You know, I hate to see. It's hard because you didn't. I don't know if he lost or he won. It's hard. It's hard.

That's right. I think he won. I think he won. I think we go back 20 years. No, but stuff. If we go to 20 years in the future and look back at this, he's going to say that was a win. Oh, it's still one. Yeah. Yeah. But he's like, you know, covered in cocaine at the fucking bottom of the ditch. I had some good times though.

Oh, man. I was a riot back in my day. Yeah. The life and times of a dude with a huge dick. Yeah, fuck, man. There'll be documentaries. Yeah. Or just go to camsota.com. Yep. All right. Thumbs up on that, man. Yeah. Guys, Andy, that is all I got. All right, guys. Don't be a hoe. Share the show.

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