745. Andy & DJ CTI: Marsha Blackburn Calls Out Secret Service Director, Obama Turns On Biden & South Korean Secret Agent
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What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell, and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruise the Internet.

That's what we're going to do. We're going to cruise the internet. That's what CTI stands for. Why did you do it that way? What? You threw me out of my rhythm. All right, let's start the show. Pay the fee. That's what happens when you throw me out of my rhythm. Don't be bad and don't pay the fee. Don't be a hoe. Share the show. Okay, we'll just start it that way. What's up, man? Nothing, dude. Yeah? Yeah, I guess, you know. Well, you know what it was. I bought a van.

No, you didn't. No, I didn't. You're about to need one, though. Bought some crystals. Why? Because you're going to, all them kids you got. Dude, Alex said she had a dream. We had like seven kids. I said, you're out of your fucking mind. You know what they say about black guys? What's that? They don't know how to pull out. You know how to pull out the driveway. See ya. No, man. Hey, you know, yeah, you know, it is what it is.

What's going on with you? Anything new? No, not really. Just, you know, just doing a thing, man. Trying to keep up with all the stuff going on and, you know, it's a lot. It is a lot. It's overload. Dude, I was playing around with the SEC today. The SEC? Yeah, Securities Exchange Commission and doing some little, you know, research on my own. I know it's not highly advised by our

No, you should never do your own research. But I did. So we'll see how it turns out. Yeah. Yeah, man. Nothing really new, dude. Yeah. Just got done training a little bit ago. Going to try to knock this show out and get the people two CTIs this week since our schedule got messed up. Going back to back. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yep. But what's going on? Well, you know, I thought a good way to start off the show is, you know when those people like freak out in public and they're just like...

I mean, they call them Karens, but I feel like this is like a higher level of a Karen. Oh, you found like the final boss. That's actually a good way to describe this person. Might be. That's a good way to describe them. The final boss? Okay. There's a final boss. Let's check it out. Before we get to our headlines, guys, Spirit Airlines, they're having some issues. Headline reads, Spirit Airlines gate agent has meltdown on passengers waiting for delayed flight.

Everyone's gonna shut up. It's pretty it's pretty bad. What would you do if you're literally waiting on the plane and some like I can only imagine what this person looks like. Describe her. Oh, this would be good. She's 5'5". Okay. Wide. Okay. And 5'5 tall.

And really loud. Mouth like a softball. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. You know? You got the tall part. She's actually, she's more on like the protein deficient side. Oh, she's a vegan. Got it. She's, I mean, she needs to eat something. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Let's see it. Let's check this out. But yeah, so this happened in Hollywood, California of all places.

Where passengers were waiting to board a flight. Completely normal place. Yeah, completely normal. The flight had been delayed for over eight hours. God dang, man. Wow. I forget how good these are. I haven't had the orange in a while. Quick message for my sponsors. We don't do ads, but if I were to do an ad-

It would definitely be for this amazing orange sunrise energy, first form energy, the best energy drink in the history of Earth. They're like Thanos' rings. Bro, the orange one is just so good, dude. Yeah. What's it taste like? You got to describe it. It's like orange crush. Like an orange. Like an orange soda. Explosion in your mouth? Sure. Yes, indeed it is.

It's like a big orange explosion right in my mouth. Right. Yep. Anyway, so Hollywood's weird. Yeah, Hollywood's weird, man. Bro, they were waiting on their flight for eight hours. Okay. All right. Now, personally, I don't think I could have waited longer like that. You got about two hours before I started getting a little irritated. But these people waited eight hours before they even started questioning. And this was their response. Let's check it out. All right. Now, someone get on the plane.

Yes, we will. Alright! So everyone's gonna shut up! And we're gonna say this once and we're only gonna say it again because we're frustrated!

Mean dude, I don't think there's a wrong with that. No fuck. No, she's take control situation I bet those people they're all standing around her running their fucking fat mouths. I don't know man. I don't know they ran out of fucking Cheetos She didn't get any apparently she's pissed she's frustrated no But but I wouldn't have to because I make her laugh right yeah, hey, I

It's all right. I got some Cheetos for you. Yeah. You know how you make her laugh? Huh? Say, hey, listen, just calm down. That's how you get the women to stop their shit, man. Just tell them to calm down. You're overreacting. Chill out. Yeah. That's a good one. You're overreacting, dude. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know, man. I just...

These young bucks are going to go out and say that shit and get their ass beat. Just make sure you drink a grape smash before you do that and you'll be good. So that way you can deal with any consequences. But side effects may vary. That was horrible. Was it? Yes. Move on. All right. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I feel like.

I just feel like that was a little overreaction. I like it. You liked it? Yes. If I were her, I'd do the same thing, but only I would do that all the time. I feel like she probably does do it all the time because her partner there, she seemed undefected. I mean, bro, I think she's taking charge, man. I like it. Interesting. All right. You're all going to shut the fuck up or you're not getting on the plane. That sounds like she's been listening to Real AF. Yeah.

She's probably a fan. She might be a fan. Yeah. She might be a fan. Yeah, she's- I like it. I respect it. Doing that boss voice. I respect it. All right. All right, guys. Sounds interesting. We need more of that. More of this? Yes. All right. We'll see. Bro, people are rude. People are kind of assholes. People are rude. They treat people of service industry and any kind of service job-

Whether it's food or dealing with information or like these people, like, bro, they treat them like shit, you know? And I know people are going to be like, well, you haven't, you know, they're mean to us. Well, yeah, bro. They got to deal with assholes all fucking day.

It's the same thing as police officers, dude. But see, I would raise you one here, though, because I would say this was probably like one of the same ladies who would scream that same shit about masks. I guarantee it. Well, you know what I'm saying? So it's like we got off on like a two year. Yeah. You know, there's that. She does look like a masker. I'm just saying. Yeah.

Yeah, fuck her. I changed my mind. Everybody's going to mask up. Yeah. You're going to shut up and not get on the plane. See, I don't have a problem with that. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying. All right, I take it back. Fuck this lady. Yeah.

All right, man. Well, cool. Let's see what our headlines have in store for us. We got quite a bit of interesting things happening both in the country, around the world. Some locally. Let's talk about it. Guys, remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, headlines, links, videos, articles, go to andyfrasella.com. You guys can find them all linked there. And so with that being said, headline number one.

Now, this is an update on our previous CTI yesterday. There's been some extra new information that has came out. So let's do another little review on this assassination attempt because, like I said, there's more information that's come out about this. And I think this stuff is interesting. First little weird thing. The director of the Secret Service went to the RNC.

And I don't understand the point of that. I don't didn't really make a lot of sense to me. She got called out by one of our senators, Marsha Blackburn. She called her out. There was actually a pretty heated video, pretty, pretty exchange that happened there on on video.

That that was actually posted by Blackburn. But basically they but yes, she she was in the RNC and you can hear Senator Blackburn or I'm sorry, Senator John Barrasso saying I've called quote, I've called for your resignation. Barrasso told Cheadle for her face.

So either you resign tonight or start answering our questions right now about the death threat to President Trump and allowing him to go on stage in Pennsylvania at a time when you had already been alerted. Here's a clip. This is exactly what we were doing today. This was an assassination attempt. You owe the people answers. You owe President Trump answers. And by the way, these are Secret Service agents escorting her.

Yeah. And like, there's a longer video. And like, I mean, there's, there's actually one point where they like usher her into a room and then like they block it off. And he's like, is this how this is going to be? And the secret service agent responded, this is how it's going to be.

So, I mean, it's just very interesting stuff. That video was about four minutes long. You guys can find that on Senator Blackburn's Twitter account as well. But what they're referring to, there was a briefing call that happened yesterday. There was about a 30-minute briefing call between the FBI Director Christopher Wray and the Secret Service Director Cheadle. It was a 30-minute long conversation that happened that was...

Opened up to both representatives from the House and senators in Congress. But there was a problem with this. It was only 30 minutes is one of the shortest briefings that they said they've ever received from an intel agency or government agency. And there were only four questions that were allowed to be asked.

During that. So that pissed off quite a people, quite a few people. Senator John Barrasso, who was in that clip as well. He said, quote, This was a 100 percent cover your ass briefing. He told Hill reporters after the short briefing on Wednesday, quote, The head of the Secret Service needs to go. He added, quote, Briefing was awful. Not enough time for questions. You can another representative continued, quote,

Yeah. So, so that's what they're all pissed off of. Uh, Senator, uh, Mike Lee, he says secret service director, Kimberly Cheetle needs to step down immediately. Today's mostly information free briefing only confirmed that, uh, what little information she gave us was at once deeply troubling and glaringly incomplete. Uh,

He then continued saying, quote, at least three of us, Senator Blackburn, Senator Cruz and me had sought recognition to ask questions and were in the queue when they arbitrarily cut the call short. So they just stopped answering questions.

And so it was it was definitely interesting. Now, one of the things one piece of information that came from this briefing that I thought was interesting. And I love to get your take on this political report at this. But this is apparently one of those a piece of information that came from the briefing quote on July 6th. The shooter searched for information on where Trump would speak on July 13th, as well as for information on where the Democratic National Convention would be held.

His phone, this is what's interesting. His phone used encrypted platforms linked to Germany, New Zealand, and Belgium.

The Bureau, the FBI, has sought information from 30 companies and is waiting on responses from more than a dozen. Now, I thought that was just interesting. That is weird to me. And I'm not, like, currently aware of any, you know, special encrypted apps that are going to be linked to those three countries. That is interesting. Not sure what that means. But in light of other news, man, did you see the guy that tried to... Before we get into that, I thought they couldn't get into his phone. Right.

Although they said how do you first of all they reported immediately that he acted alone Okay, and then they reported literally in his next breath that the Quantico and the Pentagon and Everybody couldn't get into his phone access. So how do you know he's working alone if can't access his phone? He doesn't have any social media at all. Yeah, how do you know you don't okay, you know, but he's working alone. Yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah bullshit. I

Now, I thought these people are very sloppy, dude. Bro, and that's the thing. And this is why I said yesterday they were banking on Trump being dead right now. I agree. Because there would have been so much chaos that nobody would have cared about these little intricate details of the situation. That's right. It would have got brushed over. Nobody would have even thought about it. There would just be too much chaos. Way too much chaos. Way too much chaos.

And, you know, but, you know, and by act of God or whatever you guys want to call it, you know, Trump is still here, which means that these questions people are asking because we're not in chaos right now.

And so that's interesting. I thought this was also funny too. You know the guy that tried to assassinate Reagan, the famous Reagan assassin? Yeah, John Hinckley. He tweeted this out. Violence is not the way to go. Give peace a chance. Is he being sarcastic? I don't know, man. Listen, I don't know. He's out now though, I think. He is out. He's like playing ukuleles and shit now. But like I just thought that was interesting. Yeah.

Of all people. Yeah. All right. Cool. Dude, you know that he did that because he was obsessed with Jamie Lee Curtis, the actress, and he was trying to impress her. Is that what it was? Yeah. He thought if he killed Reagan, she would like him. Jamie Lee Curtis? Well, back then, bro, she was like a thing. Was she? Oh, yeah, dude. Back in the 70s, she was like it. Really? Oh, yeah, dude. Huh.

Yeah, I guarantee. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah. Oh, bro. She was like the thing. Really? Oh, yeah. Her and John Travolta and all like that era. That was it. Oh, yeah. Bush and all. Huh? Huh? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Full Bush. Bush heavy. Yeah. Yeah. Bush. Right. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's interesting. Now. Now, this is where this this is where I had to put my my investigator goggles on. Right. And I did some beer goggles. Huh?

Huh? Like your beer goggles? Bush light goggles. Yeah. Yeah. You got that Bush heavy goggles. No, but I had to do some digging and I should put an actress here. That was definitely an actress. What is it called? I'm going to put an actress there. What's it called? An asterisk. What did I say? You said you're going to put an actress over there. Is that what I said? Well, let's play it back and see what he said. Is that really what I said? Oh, fuck. You know, put an actress here. All right. We'll put one of those. So you're going to ask the actress? I'm going to put an access here. Okay. Okay.

Because, you know, this computer thing, I'm still having some challenges. I know. It's like reading. It's hard. It's difficult. It's difficult. And, you know, but we covered a little bit yesterday on yesterday's episode about this shortage that this put on these stocks that happened on Donald Trump's. Bro.

And we like, you know, because we didn't know who did it. No, by the time, I think yesterday when we were recording, it hadn't really come out yet. No. Yeah. There's new information. But we got some stuff here. Yeah. And the company, the company that did it is a company that's based here in America, based in Austin, Texas, called Austin Private Wealth LLC. Now-

I guess we should lead first. The company has put out a statement. This is their official statement. They put this out today. Oh, I'm sorry. Yesterday, July 17th.

The statement reads, quote, The SEC filing, which showed that Austin Private Wealth shorted a large number of shares of Trump Media and Technology Group Corp., or DJT, was incorrect, and we immediately amended it as soon as we learned of the error. No client of APW holds or has ever held a put on DJT in the quantity initially reported.

The correct holding amount was 12 contracts or 1,200 shares, not 12 million shares, as was filed in error. In submitting the required report for the second quarter of 2024, a multiplier was added by a third-party vendor that increased the number of the shares by a multiple of 10,000 for all option contracts, not just DJT.

We did not catch the error before approving the filing. We filed the report on July 12th to reflect our positions on June 28th. We amended it on July 16th.

Then they continue to say, quote, we deeply regret this error and the concern it has caused, especially at such a fraught moment for our nation. We are committed to full transparency and maintaining the trust of our clients. As such, we are reviewing our internal procedures and our processes with the third party vendor that assist with SEC filings to better understand how this happened and avoid similar issues moving forward. Now, I'm not a calculator.

But 1,200 versus 12,000. Isn't there like an extra zero and a 12th?

Oh, yeah. 1,200. 12 contracts, 1,200 shares to 12 million. Right. I mean. Yeah. Well, in the contract sense, it's 1,200 versus 10,000. Like that was the way they had it. And it doesn't have a difference in numbers or something like the place of the decimal point. You know, you subtract the two and multiply. Yeah. What I'm trying to figure out is did they actually file this contract?

So this is actually filed. And then they're saying, oh, we made a mistake. And they amended it. Okay. So we accidentally executed that guy. Right. Sorry, we weren't supposed to. We thought it was going to be successful. Yeah. And it wasn't. Yeah. So do they lose all that money that they bet?

Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I think there's going to be some SEC repercussions here, right? Because, I mean, at the end of the day, that money's gone. Well, who's the third party? Well, no. Who owns this company? Well, that's interesting you say that, Andy. So I did a little digging. Okay.

Austin Private Wealth. And this is where this shit gets really, really deep. And I know we try to be careful. This is not speculation. These are real facts. We'll link all of this stuff here for you. But it's important to state that the show is speculation. The show is speculation. But these are the most verified sources you can get. These are straight from government websites. These are government filings. Everything I'm about to show you, these are real things. There is no bullshitting this, all right?

But I looked into this. So APW, they manage about a billion dollars of market share, essentially of stocks, portfolios for about 1200, almost 1300 clients.

Now there's this form it's called a 13 F that kind of puts together a lot of stuff that kind of shows, you know, who they're heavily, who heavily invest, who they're managing, what clients they're managing, who's the main shareholders and stakeholders in this company. And, you know, you look and there's some common ones, you know, the ones that I don't really attribute to much. There's Google's on there. They have quite a few. And if you look here, you can kind of see the amount of,

This is the number we want to focus on here. This is so this is Apple's. You know, they got a couple of different ones. Twenty thousand. Twenty eight thousand. Right. Like not a big contributor, but they're in there. Apple's in there. Right.

Of course, uh, oh, I don't know of course matters in there right again you look at matters matters number I mean, it's nothing too crazy 4400 you know 12 like these are equivalent to 12 shares for shares right like small numbers nothing too crazy there JPMorgan Chase is in there again, you know eight shares half of one shit like there's nothing too crazy, but then it gets interesting you get

BlackRock. I've heard that name before. Have you heard that name before, Andy? Yep. Let's look at the difference on these numbers. That would be the equivalent of about 800 shares of this. That's a big number. That's a big percentage. It's a big percentage. Who else is in there? Man, Vanguard. Vanguard. That's Vanguard. And it shows them divided up because Vanguard breaks themselves off into trust and all these different entities all under the same thing.

but a ton of shares by vanguard too i'm like man that it's interesting um now who who's behind vanguard what's that uh guys it rhymes with uh oros what's his name i think it's the same guy i said yesterday was responsible for this most likely the georgie yeah georgie soros man yeah and then and then do we remember what his son tweeted with the glass breaking with the glass breaking and the and the 47 dollars

And then the bullet hole through the glass. And the place that the shooter was on was a glass place, like they manufactured glass. That's right. The building that the shooter, who can't shoot, was a glass manufacturer. Isn't that interesting? And then Black Rock had a commercial with the shooter in it. So you have...

George Soros who's heavily invested in Vanguard and then you have Vanguard owning the most shares of this fund then you have Alex Soros tweeting a picture with a bullet hole through the glass and $47 When the shooter was standing on a glass factory Mm-hmm. I'm sure it's nothing sure sure. It's not the Black Rock Black Rocks heavily invested in this I mean who are the people that have really turned against Trump over the last?

four years in 2020 and through, I mean, you got Meta, you got Alphabet, you got BlackRock, and you got Vanguard. All of those guys owning the company that supposedly shorted Trump's stock the day after or the day before he was assassinated. It's almost like I said that yesterday. It's weird. It gets even deeper.

So there's a...

Like I said, JPMorgan Chase are also in there a little bit. JPMorgan Chase, for those of you guys who forgot, they're affiliated with Epstein. Yeah. They are the money bank that was facilitating all of these payments for Epstein. Yeah. And remember when the governor of the U.S. Virgin Islands tried to subpoena them? Oh, my God. George, or I'm sorry, Biden flew down there that day. That day. And fired her. Isn't that weird? Yeah. That's interesting. Yeah.

Now, let's get a little deeper. The same day. The same day. That she filed that she was going to do this. Unexpected trip for no reason. Yeah. It was not even scheduled, like an emergency trip down there.

Now, it gets a little deeper, man. So, on the SEC's website, you can, again, link all this stuff for you. Austin Private Wealth, this is their company snapshot. This is a list of their six approved managing members for this company, right? These are the brokers who are making these trades, right?

Most of these people have been there, you know, there's a few from 2019. That's the majority of these guys Now I want to say these all of these guys came from one other company called Ameriprise Which is another institution that does stock trading they actually manage like almost half a trillion dollars in assets. It's insane And you'll see the same Similarities there, but one guy in particular stood out to me and it's this last guy here this Joshua Charles Dover ac

Okay, I'm like man, you know, he's fairly new to that company. He's fairly new and into their their their ranks there and I'm like, okay Well, who is this guy? So I went and I found this IAPD report which is what the SEC puts together on every single broker again This is all public information. You guys can can find this here and it's a report It's a couple of pages that shows, you know His history as a broker where he bent to any negative marks they get like he was terminated from fudging some stuff when he was with fidelity and

It shows that he's a current registered member for Austin Private Wealth. I'm like, man, where did this guy come from? Who is this guy? That's interesting. And guess what? Guess what came up? J.P. Morgan Securities. And guess what? He was there, Andy, during the same time Epstein was moving the money. Now, that may be nothing. It might just be a big coincidence.

I don't know. Oh, yeah. Sure it is. But that's fucking weird. Yeah, well. That's fucking weird. Now, another interesting thing that I should point out here, when you go to austinprivatewealth.com, you'll find this, and they put that notice, that statement, right up front and center on their homepage. This is a screenshot of their homepage. But I checked that. Yeah, because they know they're caught. They're fucking caught. But on the top, they have all these different tabs, and there's this in the community tab, right? I'm like, man, like-

you know, Austin's a pretty liberal place. Most people know that about Texas. Like that's where a lot of the sellers went. Let's, let's see what they're doing in the community. Right. I thought that was interesting. So I went to the community page and scrolling down, I was, I was surprised, not surprised to see, you know, they contribute to a number of organizations, the American cancer society, the Austin symphony, boy scouts of America, the Jewish community center, Shalom Austin, right?

ACLU, the ADL, Congregation Beth Israel, the Austin Jewish Academy, or my personal favorite, the LDF, which is basically BLM on steroids for Austin. They helped get off a lot of those protesters that were charged with destroying our country. They defended these people for free. Andy, what do we make of all of this? What do you got on all of this?

I mean, look, anybody who can't connect the dots here or refuses to connect the dots is being willfully ignorant because they don't want to accept the reality. You know, there's a lot of people out here right now who are saying that this was a false flag. Dude, you can watch the video.

From the multiple angles and this wasn't like Trump throwing a ketchup packet on his fucking ear like some of these morons are trying to Trying to say also, like I said yesterday There's nobody in the world good enough to shoot someone's ear off a moving target from 150 yards away All right Nobody not a single person could do it and it shows the ignorance these people have of firearms and what can be done and what can't be done and then you see the other angle where

The spectators were in the range of fire and taking fire. And you see the one guy, the one guy in the stands get shot. This was this. It is what it is, dude. I mean, we've watched for the last, like,

eight years, them villainize this man, demonize this man, attack this man, destroy his reputation, try to paint him as a criminal, try to cancel him, try to impeach him, try to ruin his reputation. They've literally brainwashed a percentage of the country. And I think that percentage is small at this point. I think most people see through the BS.

But they brainwash people based around things that were completely made up, like the Russia collusion. And we go on and on and on. And they haven't been able to stop this guy. And the more they push to stop him, the more he grows. And that's because people can more clearly see what we're dealing with. We're dealing with tyrants. And it's good for us that we're dealing with incompetent tyrants.

sloppy tyrants, okay? Because we could see what they're doing. And I think the game is up for these people. I think everybody pretty much understands what happened. They're just trying to figure out who. But I think breaking down who is behind that SEC filing and that short on DJT stock is

is pretty fucking accurate to who's been attacking them the entire time okay so who would benefit i mean we're talking about half a billion dollars there's no reason to skirt around it these motherfuckers did this they were planning on fucking getting this dude assassinated they wanted to try to make a bunch of money and because they were sloppy it's now being exposed and it's being exposed in real time you know when they did this stuff with jfk

50 years ago, 60 years ago, whatever that was, there was no internet. There was only one narrative that could be presented. Now we have, you know, thousands of cameras that were on that scene. We have the ability to communicate information instantly. It's just not the same environment and they're trying to run the same play and it's exposing them at every chance. And like I said, dude, I think, you know, yesterday I said, I think they might be trying to

Create a retaliatory, you know action against Biden, but I don't think that's what they're gonna do After kind of observing what's happening here. My opinion is obviously they're gonna try again They cannot have this guy win. You guys have to understand that like at any cost. Yes, this isn't over They're not gonna stop this is

they're not going to allow this guy to win. He's not going to win it. Like there, whatever happens here, Patriots and Americans that want this guy in office are going to be called to the line and

Of action for him to get into office. That is a reality that everybody has to accept It's not gonna be peaceful. They're gonna cheat I think you know the minute after this thing happened and they said oh this guy was a lone shooter We don't know that you don't know that either and you actually know he's not because you guys report you guys are ones allowed it to happen so

A minute after the shooting, they have this, you know, Iran issued an assassination plot. It's unrelated to this guy who acted alone. Like we said already, you don't know if he acted alone because you can't get in his phone. Okay? In fact, I think a lot of you guys know he didn't act alone. All right? Then we have them come out with this Iran assassination plot, you know, an hour, two hours later. And what I...

What I thought yesterday is different than what I think today. And that's what happens when you think about things. You change your mind, right? And what I thought yesterday was that this would inspire some sort of retaliatory attack against Biden. But what I actually think might happen here is that they could potentially blow up Mar-a-Lago or blow up an entire building full of 50,000, 60,000 people, right?

to kill this dude and then blame it on Iran. And they accomplish a number of things by doing that. One, they get Trump out of the picture.

Two, they get the war they're trying to get. They get that. Three, they probably believe that they will get Trump's base to focus on a war with Iran. And that's how they want to get the American public behind a war with Iran. But that's not going to happen because his base believes that it's Biden and Co. and Soros and everybody that is doing this. Not only that, when they realize even if it is Iran, how do they get here?

oh the border that you left wide open yeah got it yeah so dude like i don't think this is that's what i think they're planning i can see that man i can definitely see it and i don't know if that's you know i've just been working this out and working this out and working this out and that makes the most sense that accomplishes most stuff for them uh and keeps them in a good spot so

You know, here's the reality, guys. They're not going to let you guys think you got it in the bag and this guy's just going to walk right in and all that. That's not going to happen. It's not going to happen. They're not going to allow him to win. You guys who are voting, you need to figure out how to get everybody that you know to vote for him so that the margin of winning is so big they can't cover it with their cheat. You know, I feel like this is almost...

a false climax for Trump's people. Like they think, oh, we got it won now.

And, dude, that's where you lose the game when you think you got it won. And I think it's very important for people to realize that. Yeah, 100%, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments, man. We'll stay following this as more stuff comes out, man. We'll see what happens. But let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's go check out some of these, man. Let's go cruise some.

This first one comes from at Indie Will Fitness. It says, DJ doesn't want to go deep sea fishing because he thinks he might like fish sticks. I like fish sticks. Yeah. Fish sticks are cool. Fish sticks? Fish sticks. Yeah. Do you like goldfish sticks? I like goldfish. Yeah. Yeah, goldfish are good, bro. The extra cheddar ones. Oh, the crackers? Yeah, the crackers. Yeah, they are good. You like crackers. Yeah, I do. You know what you eat. Mm-hmm.

I do like crackers. I like them better than fucking pig's feet, motherfucker. I don't eat pig's feet, bro. Wait, wait, wait. How did you? That's not. You could have said like fried chicken. Pig's feet. Chillins. Pig's feet. You don't even know that movie. You know the movie, don't you, Joe? That's a. I like chillins. I like pig's feet. That's Friday. Oh, that's a good guess. All right. Yeah. Good job. Hot sauce on my burrito, baby. Come on.

We'll put some water on that shit. All right. Next comment comes from Jasmine PZ for Yahoo. She says setting is at a black cookout. All right. The topic was Trump versus Biden. Okay. Equals some stress. And she says there was only two of us that may. There was only two of us, if that made any sense. I'm assuming the only two people for Trump. She says she asked the other guy, hey, do you watch Andy and DJ? Yeah.

him quote real as fuck hell yeah i like this girl he then yells out don't be a hoe me share the show we instantly became family that's awesome that's fucking pretty cool yeah that's pretty uh i didn't get the invite did you i don't get invited to these things to the cookouts yeah because you're racist you could go i feel like i'm discriminated against i don't get invited to any black cookouts i don't get the s'mores parties i invite you over all the time

I just don't have Smurfs parties. It's true. All right. Yep. Yep. Next one. It comes from Samir. The Samir comment. I think this might be Samir. Well, if it is, the internet will go out. This is going to piss them off. At Smur, no, it's Smur. I don't know. One,

121. When Andy said, I've got an idea. Let's move this to the end of the show. I literally screamed, what the fuck, Andy? I've been waiting for this episode since Saturday. Love you guys. Hashtag don't be hurt. Yeah. I'm glad I got somebody with that. Yeah. A couple people. Yeah. Let's check out this. We got one more for you because I think this is important to address. Okay. And I'm going to give you the opportunity to clear the air for us. Okay. Apparently, I'm not the only person that did some research.

At Noah Alexander 10, Andy, I remember a few episodes back when you said you didn't listen to Taylor Swift. I caught you red-handed, brother. MFCEO episode five says different. Quote, I listened to her basically because she's hot. No hate, just call me. That was a different Taylor Swift. Oh, it was a different. Yes. That was a different Taylor Swift. She was country back then. That's a different human.

That's different. Okay. That's all you got? That's the story? Yeah. Wasn't me. Wasn't me. Alright, man. Appreciate you knowing, man. Keep doing the research. Alright. Hey, get in there and block Noah. He's blocked. Yeah, block that motherfucker. Guys, let's keep this cruise moving. We got headline number two.

This is an interesting one. Let's talk about Biden a little bit because there's some interesting stuff happening in the White House literally as the show is recorded. Obama turning on Biden.

Um, apparently he's pressuring the president to drop out right now as we speak. Um, so former president Barack Obama is pressuring president Biden to reconsider his 2024 run for reelection. According to a new report, Obama and Biden have only spoken once since the president's debate debacle on June 27th, uh, but stressed during that conversation that his old running mates chances of beating Donald Trump were quote,

greatly diminished, the Washington Post reported. The 44th president

stressed that while Biden's legacy was important to him, only his former vice president can make the call on whether to stay in the race. This is quote. And of course we know Biden's stance on this. Now we got wine drinker, Nancy. She's apparently now flipping on this as well. Pelosi told Biden he'll lose to Trump and take down house based on polls. This just came out. These are conversations that are happening right now. Um,

Um, Pelosi's now encouraging him to drop out, not even encouraging apparent, like, and according to these inside reports, they're like strongly telling him to drop the fuck out of the race. Um,

It's not just him. It's everybody pretty much on the Democratic side right now that are all singing the same tune. Now, you know, Jack Pasabich. I forget how you pronounce his last name. Pasabich, Pasabich, Jack. Cool guy. He's an insider. He knows a lot of these people inside of the White House, all these people. I mean, he has some friends in some places. He tweeted this out.

He says breaking massive drama right now in White House. Kamala advisors straight up telling Biden advisors it's time to pass the buck. Exact words used per White House official. This is the first direct open conference confrontation at the senior level.

which is also interesting because at the same time, Trump put out a statement about this. Trump campaign issues funny response after Kamala Harris commits to VP debate, debate,

with JD Vance. This was their statement in response to Kamala. Quote, we don't know who the Democrat nominee for vice president is going to be, so we can't lock in a date before their convention. To do so would be unfair to Gavin Newsom, J.B. Pritzker, Gretchen Whitmer, or whoever Kamala Harris picks as her running mate. Damn. All right. That's funny. Now,

And Biden is like seriously declined even just within the last 24 hours. He's falling up the stairs again having issues getting inside the car and apparently You know his defense secretary Austin Lloyd Biden called him the black man because he couldn't remember his name. Here's a clip. Have you seen this? No And so it's all about it's all about treating people with dignity and

And it's about making sure that, look, I mean, for example, look at the heat I'm getting because I named the Secretary of Defense, the black man, I named Ketanji Brown, I mean, because of the people I've named. Dude, bro.

Corn pops, dude. You know what's crazy? What's crazy is he's been like this the whole time, dude. And so many people defended it. You know, I don't buy this shit from the people who support him. You guys knew he was like this the whole time. You guys don't recognize the damage you're doing to your own lives by continuing to stand on that side of the line with these people.

You're good people, bro. I don't doubt that. I don't doubt that you have misconceptions about Donald Trump or things that you don't like, or maybe there's some true things you don't like. But at the same time, dude, you have to look down the line and you have to look at where the future is going to go. And dude, these guys are intentionally ruining the country. This isn't about you being right or having to stand strong and dig your heels in. There's a time in life where you say, hey,

I was on the wrong side there. And this is a great opportunity to do so because it couldn't be any more clear.

Yeah. Well, now there's this whole talk. Apparently he comes out today saying that, you know, he has COVID now. Yeah. Well, dude, did you see like two hours before that? He said that the only way that he would step down is if he had a medical condition. And then two hours later, he's got COVID. He's got COVID, even though he's had this cough for weeks now, apparently. Now he has COVID, even though he's, you know, triple, quadruple sick.

10,000 octagon deductible boosted. Yeah. I mean, it's weird. You know, he's not wearing a mask, even though that's part of the protocol. He's not wearing a mask. And like I said, man, he was struggling getting off the plane. A Secret Service agent had to, like, push him inside of the beast because he didn't have the strength. Like, there's some weird shit happening, man. I think they're going to drop him.

Kamala steps up to save the campaign dollars. The question is, who do they keep her in as the lead on the ticket? I don't know. What do you think? Dude, look, man. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I know this. I would almost love to see Kamala get nominated because I would love to see. She's going to be a disaster just like him. Bro. Like she's worse. She is less popular than Biden. Nobody likes Kamala.

Okay, and like the race baiting shit that she always stands on is not at the top of importance anymore People have moved past that for the most part, right?

So, yeah, I don't know, dude. I, you know, I still think they're going to figure out a way to get Michelle Obama in as the uniter, like a voice of reason. It's their only chance of actually pulling a fair election off. But I think they know and I think we all know that it's not going to be a fair election, which is why I keep saying it's important for anyone that wants to get us out of this to

To go get everybody that you know that hasn't voted to vote, you know There's hundreds of thousands of gun owners registered hunters in every single state that do not vote How is that possible? You know, you guys have to get engaged this time and it's not a joke. So yeah, man I don't know dude, you know, I know this if I were in charge of their their team I'd be figuring out a way to get Michelle Obama in there because dude, I

Even though, you know, I think a lot of people don't like her. There is like this little sect of people that are so up Obama's, you know, ass about everything. They think Obama's still great. And I think a lot of people voted for Joe Biden because of fucking Barack Obama. And, uh,

I, you know, I just, I don't know. I think that's, I mean, she's smarter than Kamala. She speaks better than Kamala. You know, she can run the power. Yeah. Yeah. She dug a basketball better. You know, but like, dude, you know, she led the league in sacks last year.

She beat Michael Strahan's record. Yeah, right, right. But yeah, dude, you know, I don't know. If I were on their team and I was serious and we had only one chance to win, that would be the person I'd be putting in. Now, would you still run the double Ebony? Yeah, for sure. The old Ebony and Ivory. No, like double Ebony. No, I'd run the Ebony and Ivory. Who would be the Ivory? Mike Allstott.

Like all-star. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. I'd have him lead blocking for Michelle Obama. He was a bruiser. Actually, I'd have Michelle lead blocking. Probably block it for him. Yeah, man, listen. This is going to be very, very interesting how this plays out. I just keep thinking about those hundreds of millions of dollars they got in campaign dollars. Yeah. They got to save that. Yeah, right. Exactly. And that's what I think could... Dude, I think there could be a double switch here. I think it could switch once and then again. Hmm.

I could be completely wrong on that, but I could see them putting Kamala in to get through the DNC and then having something happen to her and then picking someone else. Oh, man. We did it, Joe. Yeah, right. Yeah, fuck. Yeah, that'd be crazy. We'll see, man. Guys, tell us what you guys think. Who is going to be the Democratic presidential nominee? It's probably going to be... It's probably... It looks like, by what they're all saying, that it'll be Kamala and...

Gavin Newsom, but I don't know how you could put Gavin Newsom in there Yeah after what he's done to California and everybody knows a dude even the left knows it Easy target to attack the only problem when Newsom is is that he he has no problem blatantly lying You know like he doesn't get flustered when you when you hammer him with facts It doesn't bother him because he makes up his own facts. You know what I mean? So like if you have someone

Like when you when you when we watch that debate with DeSantis and Newsome, DeSantis would hit him with shit that were real facts. And he was just like, that's not true. This is true. Right. And he just makes some shit up. And then at the end of he goes, and that's a fact. And like, dude, I'm sitting there watching this. I'm pretty well read on what's going on.

And I'm texting, you know, like people that I know that are in government. And I'm like, what the fuck? And they're like, bro, this is just straight up lies. So, you know, and dude, you can lie to people who aren't paying attention. They don't know. Right. You know what I mean? Especially if you got the charisma, which he has. Yeah, he does. He has. I'll never forget when they when they asked him about the fucking fence that they put up when China came to town in California. Yeah. He's like, yeah, we put the fence up because it's a fence.

What the fuck, bro? Well, then one guy was like, so you just cleaned up the city for Zishi Ping. You're not going to clean it up for your own citizens. And he goes, yeah, it is what it is. Yeah. That's the kind of dude he is. That's what he is, man. He's a piece of shit. Yeah, that's for sure, man. Guys, tell us what you, uh, what you guys think on this topic. Let us know down in the comments. Uh, with that being said, let's get to our third and final headline. Headline number three. Uh, this is an interesting one. Uh,

And I don't really know what to make sense of this. So let's see what we got here. The headline reads, former CIA analyst charged for acting a secret agent for South Korea intel in exchange for gifts. Now, South Korea is supposed to be one of our allies and we protect them from, you know, little angry guy. Yeah. Why would they be doing counter spies on us? Like, why would they have a double agent on us?

You know now wait, so she sold out her she gave away trade secrets so does so does that for sushi? Fucking says it in the headline Except the luxuries like handbags and expensive meals at sushi restaurants. You think I'm over here being racist She's Asian

She's South Korean. DJ's over here thinking I'm fucking saying she's eating sushi. You were in the back pocket on that one, dog. What the fuck? It says it. It does say that. It does say it. And she does look like she likes sushi. What? I mean, she's not bad. I mean...

I'm just saying, you know. Sushi. You spy on me all day, you know what I'm saying? Just kidding. Sushi, sushi. But, yeah. Watch your sushi roll. Got a Missouri roll for you. DJ, give me that spicy tuna. That's sick. I want that fried eggplant roll. Right, yeah, right. There you go. Yeah. I got a good old Missouri roll for you. South County roll, baby.

I love you, babe. I'm sorry. Jokes. Podcaster. The Justice Department has charged Sue Me Terry. Sue me. Sue me. Sue me.

A former CIA analyst and senior official at the National Security Council with acting as a secret agent for South Korea's intelligence service in exchange for luxury gifts that they made. Terry, who's married to the liberal Washington Post columnist,

Max Boot accepted luxury gifts, including handbags, expensive meals at sushi restaurants, sushi and thirty seven thousand dollars of funding for her public policy program on Korean affairs in exchange for pushing South Korean government positions during media appearances.

sharing private information with intelligence officers and facilitating meetings to allow South Korean officials to be granted access to U.S. officials, the Justice Department said in an indictment. Quote, as alleged, Sue Me Terry, a former CIA and White House employee, said,

subverted foreign agent registration laws in order to provide South Korean intelligence officers with access information and advocacy. U S attorney Damian Williams said in a statement, quote, Terry allegedly sold out her positions and influence to the South Korean government and returned for luxury handbags, expensive meals, and thousands of dollars of funding for her public policy program. Um, yeah, I don't, I don't want to see, I don't really get the angle here.

You know what I'm saying? Like we're supposed to be protecting South Korea, you know, helping them out, Taiwan, all of that shit there. And then they got double agents working for us for sushi. It's like, that's weird. It's super weird, man. It's super weird. Now I will say this. I do know that it is a common practice for like our, you know, for other age, other countries who are not our allies to have, you know, these type of operations happening here. Like what, you know, what else is very common for our strongest ally is,

the strongest ally of the United States of America to have hundreds of dual citizens in our government. But they're not getting in trouble for accepting anything. No indictments there. That's weird. So they're allowed to come in and talk about the benefits that we get from serving this other country. Doesn't matter which one. Right.

this other country and saying that they are our greatest ally and they can be dual citizens and they can you know do all of these same things go out to dinner get gifts and what are what are they doing in return right interesting so so we're gonna go after sumi terry for sushi rolls and we're not gonna go after the other people you can't do that what what why just

What? I don't get it. Well, I mean, it feels like we could be racist since this is racist. I mean, this is racist. They're going after the Korean, but they don't go after this other group of people. That is racist. Okay. All right. So I'm getting an invite to say some racist things. That's racist. And the best jokes are racist. They should have gave her a Mitsubishi. Suzuki. Suzuki. Yamaha. Olaf Karate.

Yeah, man, listen, it's weird. Now, in another move, I told you I'd bring this back local. Speaking of spies, do you remember a while ago we covered those Chinese police stations in the United States? Yep. Right, and how they crack down on some in New York, San Francisco, California, right? Apparently, we have one in our own backyard. Where? In Andrew Bailey, our homeboy squad.

Our guy, he's going after him. Good. So headline reads, Missouri expands probe into Chinese service center with alleged ties to Beijing. The Missouri attorney general has expanded its investigation into the Chinese service center in St. Louis after his office found evidence that

that this Chinese outpost has violated Missouri law. Quote, our investigation centers on allegations that the communist government of China is attempting to establish a footprint in the show me state, said Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey in a statement issued on July 17th.

Mr. Bailey issued a civil investigative demand to investigate the Chinese service center's actions and failures related to soliciting and reporting charitable funds in Missouri. His office, quote, has reason to believe that.

that the Chinese Center has, quote, engaged in, is engaging in, or is about to engage in deception, fraud, false promises, misrepresentation, unfair practices and or the concealment, suppression or admission of material facts in connection with the solicitation of charitable funds, according to the release. And he says he's taking it very, very seriously.

that this investigation. Last year, Mr. Bailey first launched an investigation into this outpost in Missouri following reports that a powerful agency of the Chinese Communist Party, the United Front Work Department, runs at least seven outposts on U.S. soil. The agency advances the CCP's interest abroad.

And so yeah, we knew they were all over the country But apparently there was one here and Bailey's cracking down on that now to any anything on that. Yeah, they should listen it goes back man Chinese government or any government any Government should not be able to own property United States. No period especially farmland Especially farmland you're gonna give our enemies control over our ability to grow our own food right

This goes for all nationalities. The reason America's fucked up is because it's not serving America first. Okay. And all these politicians that get online and get on TV and say these things like this country is our greatest ally, like they're saying about Israel nonstop.

Bro, these people serve Israel's interests for funding for their campaign. I don't know how hard that is to understand. And it doesn't matter if it's Israel or if it's Germany or if it's China or if it's fucking Mozambique. It doesn't matter. No, it should not matter. It doesn't matter. We dual citizens should not be able to serve in our government.

They should not be able to take any money from any foreign government for anything. Foreign governments should not be able to own land in this country for any reason. And government officials should not be able to work with these people in any regard whatsoever at all. Everything should be from America, for America, by America, for our interests, not theirs. And dude, this is absurd shit. Like we got to get back.

to being America first, all these people that come out here and say, Israel's our greatest ally, nonstop. Those people are being paid to say that a lot of them are dual agents and they serve and make decisions that hurt our citizens in favor of that country. That makes no sense. Okay. And it could be any country.

This is just another example of that. Our country is so corrupt and so bloated. It needs a massive realignment. And one of the realignments that it needs is that we need to eliminate these foreign interests, whether it's monetary or representative or, or,

or ownership of land from America completely. Those things should not be allowed. Dude, my issue, I don't understand why that's such a hard position to have. You know what I'm saying? It's not. To me, it's common sense. It is common sense. And the other issue that I have here- It is common sense. People just look for a reason to call you something. It's just like when we did the fucking show on George Floyd and we were right and we said the guy died of fucking fentanyl and all this shit.

And everybody got pissed and said we're racist, right? When we fucking said Ukraine was bullshit, we got called all that bullshit, okay? When we said that we're America first, not Palestine or Israel, we got called anti-Semitic.

It's not anti-Semitic to say that Israel should not have dual fucking agents or dual citizens in our government. It's not anti-Semitic to say that we shouldn't be serving their interests over our own. That's just nationalism. That's just saying our people matter most.

Our people matter first, and once our people are taken care of, then we can discuss doing things for our ally. I'm not here to argue who's an ally and who's not an ally, because we're going to have probably some different opinions. But the truth of the matter is, is until our country looks like fucking Dubai, where you can walk down the street and you don't get mugged, you don't get fucked with, our cities are clean, our streets are clean, people are...

there's a high trust in our society until we get to that. We have no business doing anything with anyone else. And these politicians up in Washington, this is how they get rich, dude. This is how they stay in power. They serve the interests of other countries, other countries, wire them money or their, their uncle's money or their brothers or their family like Joe Biden, you know, 10% for the big guy and they peddle their influence, bro. That's treasonous behavior.

And it needs to stop. It has to stop completely. And we need to fucking demand that it stops. And we can't get upset when they call us anti-Semitic or this or racist or misogynist or this or that. There's nothing wrong with telling the truth and saying this is how it should be. There's nothing wrong with standing up for your own rights in your own country. There's nothing wrong with standing up for your own people. And guys, we are all in this boat together as Americans. This is not left, right,

gay, straight, black, white. When we go to fucking Russia, they say there's an American. When we go to China, they say there's an American. They don't say there's a black American, a white American, a Jewish American. They don't say that shit. And these people continuously divide us and divide us along every line of contention that we can possibly have, whether it be politics or our gender or, you know, fucking...

race or sexual orientation or anything else they work to divide us as much as possible because they understand that if we are fractured we are powerless and they get to keep the power and when you think about how much effort and how much money and how much time and how much propaganda they put into dividing us it should be very simple to see what they are afraid of and until we the American people all of them get together and say hey we're together on this and

They're gonna have the power and when we do that, we'll have the power But if we're gonna argue over all this shit continually call each other names and fight We look like clowns on the world stage, bro. No one else in the world acts like that. It's not it's not happening Okay, so

Yeah. I mean, all of this shit should be illegal. All of it should be, you know, stopped. And, you know, that's one of the things I was talking about yesterday. Like somebody asked me, they're like, well, you said, you know, you don't really agree with Trump on some things. What are some of the things you don't agree with? Well, I just feel like he needs to be far more radical than what he's actually, you know, I have the opposite opinion. Like people are like, oh, this guy's Hitler. I'm like, no, he's not. Not Hitler at all. No.

I don't even think that he's aggressive enough. I don't think that he's aggressive enough in his policy, bro. I think all of, is he really going to deport all these people? I don't know, but they need to go. You know what I'm saying? Is he, is he going to shrink the size of the government by fucking 50%? Because that's a good start. Is he going to lower our tax to 10%? Because that's where it should be. Those are things that matter. They matter to all of us and they would make a huge difference. But is he going to do that? I don't know.

You see what I'm saying? Are we going to wipe the books clean of all the unnecessary regulation and law that we have? Things that have piled up over 249 years or 48 years? Are we going to clean this up so we can maybe build a chicken coop in our yard without having to get permission or grow some food in our garden without having to get permission? This is absurd. It's way past freedom. It might have been free 150 years ago, but it's fucking way past that. The elite ruling class has done what the elite ruling class has done.

does across history. They make rule after rule after rule after rule after rule until all the rules say that they own all the shit and the peasants don't get anything and their quality of life goes to zero. So that's where we are in this country. And if Donald Trump's going to come in and recognize that and fix all that, great. I think he'll be the greatest president that ever lived.

But if he doesn't, it's still a better option than what we got down the other path. And we can use that as a bridge to take it further the next time. That's my opinion on the situation. Yeah, I love it, man. I love it. Guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. Great work, A.G. Bailey. Yeah. Isn't it funny how like our two friends, the friends that we know and support are the ones that are kicking everybody's ass in government? Yeah.

Eric Schmidt and Andrew Bailey, both from Missouri, both been on the show multiple times, both personal friends, and they don't give a fuck. They are stomping on dicks, dude. And that's what we need. Small yellow ones. We need more. Yeah. We need more little sushi roll. We need more of that.

Yeah, for sure, man. Shout out A.G. Bailey, bro. Appreciate you guys. With that being said, man, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we have Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck. Now, this is a good one for you. Tying all of this in, we got to bring this shit back home. We got to bring back this love of country. And there's a really, really cool place that's doing that, and I think this is pretty awesome. So with that being said, our Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck headline reads,

Patriot Ice Cream Shop rewards free soft serve to kids able to recite Pledge of Allegiance through July. I think this is pretty fucking cool. I like ice cream. Ice cream is good. Joe Biden likes it. Joe Biden does like ice cream. He does. It's part of the... What's your favorite ice cream? Lactose-free, all of them. Is that what Joe said? Which one is really your favorite? You know, I mean, I would be a fancy. What are we doing?

I'm sure you're going to come out with some fucking butter pecan fucking bullshit. Tell me about it. Let's hear. Well, so there is a place. I give them a shout out. There's a place downtown. What's it called? It's called The Fountain. Okay. You know about The Fountain, don't you? No? I don't think I've ever been there. Yeah, it's down on, I think it's off of Olive, I think.

It's called the fountain though, bro. But bro, it's all handmade ice cream. And they have like this little thing called. They hand churn it? Bro. Like grandma used to do? Bro, listen. Bro, my great grandma, she used to hand churn ice cream. It was fucking awesome. Bro.

And they make this thing, you can get this thing, it's called the pineapple upside down cake. Yeah. And bro, like they take a fucking slice of pineapple upside down cake, put that in the bottom of the fucking thing. Yeah. And then like coconut ice cream, fucking like, bro, it's fucking, it's ridiculous. You ever had, have you, have you had, do you like frozen custard or ice cream? Yeah, sure. Bro, I take frozen custard. Take both, yeah. Yeah. We got two of the best frozen custard places ever. Ted Drew's and Andy's. Yeah, Ted Drew's and Andy's. Yep.

Those are good spots. They're both different, too. Like, they're different. Yeah. I like them both. They're completely different, for sure. I mean, Ted Drews is an icon. Staple. You know? But Andy's pretty good, too. There was another place, too, now. You might get shot.

Trying to go there. It's up in Jennings called Velvet Freeze. Oh, they used to have those Velvet Freezes all over. Really? Okay. Yeah, there was a Velvet Freeze. It was like a little old man. It's still there? Yeah. It's still there. There used to be a good one in South County called Spanky's. Spanky's. That place was awesome. Yeah. I fucking love ice cream. But dude, if I'm taking ice cream, my favorite is mint chocolate chip. Really? Yeah, bro. Well, mint chocolate chip is good. Sounds about white. You don't like that? I think that's a white person thing. Nah.

It's funny that everybody that's saying nah is all white. Do you like mint chocolate chip? Well, I think I stand proven here. Syed said no. Yeah. Right, he doesn't like it because he's not white. Look at you guys agreeing. You guys should make up. You guys going to kiss now? Come on, man. Anyway, back to the kids. In the late afternoon on any given Monday in July, the kids all know that

to gather here to celebrate their common love of America and ice cream. Eskimo King lives along Market Street in Swansea and still has an old-time mom-and-pop ice cream shop feel, handing out soft serve by the cone cup. This is local? Cookie. No, I think they're actually, let me see. Swansea's over in Illinois, bro. I think there's a few Swansea's, though. Oh, really? Yeah. No, this is in Maine.

So Eskimo King of Swansea, Maine. Okay. Please continue. No, M-A is Massachusetts. Oh, okay. Yeah, Massachusetts. Maine is M-E. Right. Is it? M-I. M-E. Is it? Yeah, M-I is Michigan. I know your shit. Yeah. Yeah. Good job. So Eskimo King of Swansea, Massachusetts. I thought you just said it was Maine. Shit, no. It's Massachusetts. M-A. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah.

So they serve an eye popping 350 flavors, everything you can imagine from caramel nut crunch to shark bite and everything in between have all the colors of the rainbow. But every Monday this month, their specialty will be red, white and motherfucking blue for kids celebrating America with them by stepping up to their open air service windows under a flag beckoned awning.

They will hand out free ice cream to all who tilt their head up to one of those youthful, smiling cashiers and ask. There's only one question. The 12 and under, if they can recite the pledge by memory, Eskimo King owner Nancy Demos, who's 67, told the Epoch Times, if they have older siblings, sometimes they help them if they struggle at the window, but they'll get free ice cream.

Um, so, uh, miss D Moss, uh, added that the girls at the teal will help a child fumbling with the word indivisible, uh, just on the tip of their tongue or one who is otherwise stuck one way or another. Everybody gets their ice cream. She said, uh, the Massachusetts town is right beside Bristol, Rhode Island. And so every 4th of July parade held by their neighboring town ultimately brings visitors in for ice cream, uh, draped from head to toe in red, white, and blue. Uh,

Very patriotic, quote, very patriotic, so it fits right in, Ms. DeMoss said. Eskimo King is only too happy to serve. So, yeah, cool. Dang, your ice cream looked good. Yeah, it does. What do you notice about that picture? Why is it black on the bottom? What? That's the cone. That's the cone. Yep, because everybody just pours into us, huh?

If it was a black cone, there'd be nothing in it. Y'all are fucked up, man. You're the one that starts this shit here. Listen, dude, here's the deal. What did he say? Here's what I don't like. I don't like that the kids get help and that everybody gets their ice cream. This is meritocracy. They need to heighten their standards.

Alright, if they can't do it tell them to go home and practice. We're not helping anybody by giving them free shit You turning this little girl down bro. Yes Fuck out of here. You go fucking practice come back later. Well, you're not no man. You're gonna let her Yeah, give it to her bro. That's how they end up with participation mindset No

In fact, if she tries. Listen, in fact, if she gets it wrong, somebody should spank her. Put a locker in a cage. Until she says it right, then she can get out of the cage. Yeah, all right. This is why I don't have kids. Come on, dude. You'd be giving all that ice cream out. Bullshit. Now, if it was like ducks or something, I'd be giving it to her. Or dogs. Little kids are going to grow up to be little shitheads.

Yeah, maybe. They'll be trying to steal the ice cream. See, this is what's happening. You're teaching them to get free ice cream. They're going to come back when they're 13 and hold you up for their free fucking ice cream. If you teach them to actually get the thing right, then they know they got to pay. They got to do the right thing. We can't be soft on these kids, man. No soft serve. That's how we got here. Yeah.

Anyway, good on them, though. I think that's cool. I think it's cool. She looks like a sweet old lady. She does, but she needs to get tougher. She needs to look tougher. We got to have a talk. You got to get a little bite in there. She does look like a nice lady. Yeah, she does look sweet. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's cool. There's no way that little girl said her pledge of allegiance. That's bullshit. That ice cream cone is as big as her, dude. Look at that thing. They look good, man. They do look good. It looks like a good spot. Yeah. Where's it at? Massachusetts.

That whole thing looks right, bro. Look at the... It just looks perfect. Wait. What's that on the mascot's face up on the sign? Oh, fuck. What is that? Oh, no. That's a fucking mask. No. That's a fucking mask on their mascot. Fuck. What are you doing? Bro. That lady yelled at everybody about putting masks on. Yeah, what if they're trolling it?

No, they're not true. Well, here's what I'll say. She's old, and it did disproportionately affect old people. It's true. We'll give her a pass. All right.

See, I catch everything, bro. How'd you point that out, man? I fucking catch everything. Goddamn. How'd you? Fuck. Place does look right, though. No, it doesn't look good. Like, you pull up there, bro, you know you're getting something good. You're getting a good cup of diabetes. Bro, that's like a... You know what I love, dude? I love gas stations that are like that. Like gas stations that are still old. They got like... You walk in, it feels like 1985, dude. They got like a cigarette machine over there and like... I love that shit, dude. Yeah. Yeah.

Two separate entrances and shit. Yeah. I like it, dude. Yeah, of course. Not that old. Not that old. Bro, that was so long ago. That was the 60s. This was the 80s. Gotcha. Yeah. Gotcha. Look at that ice cream sandwich. Bro, it looks great. I love sugar cookies.

That's like a chocolate chip slash sugar cookie. Yeah, I love them. I think she makes them herself. I think it's her recipe. Guaranteed. Guaranteed. Those are fresh baked. Bro, you're like, come on. Come on. She's doing that shit every goddamn day. Yeah. That looks like a good spot. Yeah, for sure. Well, thumbs up, man. Getting the kids to try. Yeah. I like it. I do too. All right. Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got. All right. Don't be a hoe. Shut up.

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