744. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Assassination Attempt, JD Vance's First Republican Convention & Elon Musk To Relocate SpaceX And X Headquarters To Texas
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What is up, guys? It's Andy Frisella, and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ D.

Cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. We're going to cruise the internet. That's what CTI stands for. We put topics up on the screen. We speculate on what's going on, what's true, what's not true, and then we talk about how we, the people, have to solve some of these problems going on. Now, we've got a lot to talk about because we've missed a couple days. I apologize for that, but we're going to get you today and tomorrow, so let's get right into it, man. Yeah. What's up? Hey.

Pay the fee. Yeah. Share the show. Otherwise, you'll die. I mean, we all will at some point. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. You'll just die without sharing the show. That wasn't a threat. It was just a fact. Yeah, no, I get it. MSNBC. What's up? What's going on, man? There obviously is a lot to cover. A lot has happened in the last few days. And you know what?

At first I was kind of like, fuck, like, man, we got to hop on this. But then I'm like, I mean, and this has been the case for a lot of this stuff. There is so much bullshit that comes out. Yeah. Right. And like, I'm kind of glad we waited. I'm glad we waited, too, because like, you know, it's so, you know, it's very important, man. Like we're in a day and age when there's a lot of stuff that comes out, man. Like, I mean, I remember it was like they had they had one dude they posted is like being the shooter. He was like some overweight Mexican guy. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Like, oh, he's at T for knowledge. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, sometimes, man, you just gotta, like, just give it a second. I think that's part of the problem in the news right now and social media. I think it's also part of, like, the intentions. Oh, yeah. They want you to jump to all these different conclusions, which confuses people, right?

To where there's so much information they can't know what's true and what's not true I think that's their fix of like knowing that you know the spread they can't stop the spread so they just infiltrate the spread with just bullshit Yeah intentionally to fuck people up. Yeah, I think it's important I think you know and I I take our responsibility very serious I know there's a lot of people listening and so it's important that we give the facts, you know, and then we deduce from there but um Lots of cover man lots of cover. We're gonna get into it but before we do

I think I might have found my favorite person on the internet. Yeah. Who's that? And it's not a dude. Well, it's a dude, but not in that sense.

Yeah. It's a dude, but not in that sense. Yeah. Well, I was going to say, it's not, yeah. Are you trying to explain? Are you trying to tell us something? Listen, I mean, it has been a minute. Sorry, Mama. No, man. I'm sorry, Mom and Dad. Yeah, I mean, well, just Mom. I like Toby Sticks. Just Mom. Toby Sticks is my favorite game.

My favorite guy on the internet right now, this happened at the RNC, actually. Yeah. It was the moment when a man wearing a shirt with a very controversial question trolled a CNN news reporter who was broadcasting live at the RNC. So a CNN report from the Republican National Convention was almost derailed by

When an attendee video bombed the reporter with a very off message T-shirt. D.C. reporter Christian Holmes was delivering a piece to camera from the Milwaukee conference hall on Donald Trump's security arrangements when the man slipped into frame to reveal the question. Where is the Jeffrey Epstein client list? And I love like let's just watch a clip. I got the clip for you. Let's roll it.

campaign new and win because I have talked to a number of people who have been on the ground with the former president in recent days and weeks who had no idea. Now one thing to remember is that he's a very tight knit security team. He has been with the same detail for years. He is very clean. I loved initially, did you see the cameraman trying to like get... Yeah. Dude, this is what happens when these people venture out from their little bubbles.

Into like reality real world. Yeah the real world man that guy don't give a shit. That's my new favorite human Yeah, I like that guy. Yeah, I bet that guy is so fun drink beer with I guarantee it I guarantee you do your your you're having a great time and it's gonna end with you getting in trouble good old Keith comes around that's a fact Yeah, we were having a great time until yeah, I guarantee you like he playing like he knew he was gonna do that He had the shirt ready to go

ripped open the buttons well that's a very astute observation from you dj yeah he had the shirt ready to go i'm saying like i know it was a whole walk through convo that morning when he was getting dressed yeah you know what i'm saying yeah i'm fucking with cnn he planned that out that's you're correct good job buddy i'll give you an a let's talk about some other stuff that was planned out you know who my favorite person on the internet is probably me yeah

What? I'm a likable guy. You are a likable guy. I like you. I like me too. I like you too, bro, but not as much as I like me. Same. Dude, you know what list I want to see?

I want to see the list of all the people that shorted true social stock. Oh, man. Do I got? I got that. Oh. I don't have the list. See, this is the benefit of waiting for a minute and taking a breath.

We'll get into that in a minute. There's always stuff that comes out, man. I think that would be an interesting list. I think I would almost rather see that list at this point in time than the Epstein list because we already know who's on the Epstein list. Yeah, we know. We know. I'd be willing to bet. I'm willing to bet it's somebody who makes a lot of money on the stock market every other single time. I bet it's somebody whose trading portfolio outperforms Warren Buffett. I was going to say, I guarantee you the list of the DJT stock shorters.

It's the same list. No shit. No shit. I'm just saying. I mean, you know, we'll see. But, man, let's get into this. Let's get into these headlines. Guys, remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, headlines, videos, articles, links, go to andyfrasella.com. You guys can find them all linked there for you. With that being said, the moment you all have been waiting for, headline number one. You know, it is interesting, and obviously, you know,

This is a real situation. We're covering the Trump shooting. I got a lot of stuff here. But I want to call this out because this is a comment that we've been seeing, that I've been seeing, the guys and us, you know, digging through our comments on social media. And I know you've gotten this comment, too, a bunch of times. Andy, you called it. That's not all I called. I've called every single thing that's happened for the last four years, with the exception of two. Mm-hmm.

And it's time you start putting some respect on my motherfucking name because I'm gonna be real There's not another motherfucker out here. That's called this shit the way I've called it period That's it And the only way that knows the people know that is if you guys tell them that yeah And I think it's funny how there's all these people out here who have been way behind the news cycle Who are getting all this credit and clout? Yeah, and it's like dude. What are you talking about? I just said that a year ago. Yeah, you know what I mean?

Well, and like, you know, I can say this too, man. Like knowing you, like this is not, like I know you don't say that to brag or boast or like. No, I say that because it's fact. I mean, but not even that, man. It's just like. Maybe brag a little. I mean, it might be a little bit. Yeah. You know, but I mean like on a serious note, man, it's like, you know, being able to see that shit, like the hopes is enough people listen that we can kind of prevent this shit from happening. Yeah. Like that's the real hope, you know, and like people. Well, I don't know if you could prevent that from happening. I mean, that was.

You know, look, dude, this first of all, I got I did get a lot of comments about that, you know, because we have you know, I posted that the story of all those clips. Do we have a hundred more clips of me saying that? You know what I mean? And pretty much everything. But I tell you this, it ain't over. No, they're going to try again.

The plan is still in play. Yeah. But let's get in it. And so the idea here, I put together some hardcore facts. We're going to dispel some of the misinformation that has been out there because we don't miss information here. And then get into it. Let's have an open, real discussion on this, man. And let's talk about some things that just don't make sense. So obviously, Donald Trump, he was shot at a rally.

On July 13 now, bro is ketchup packs. That's what it was when he when he hit his ear was ketchup Yeah, the Secret Service came in gave him blood. Yeah, it was Trump set it up on his own to get shot Yeah, and then you know It was a huge false flag and then they killed two of the fans to make it look normal because that makes perfect fucking yes The guy didn't even shoot it. It was it was totally fake. It's ketchup. It's fucking insane On side note now wait didn't Alex Jones

Get fined a billion dollars. For saying that? For saying that. Just that? A shooting just like that. Was hoaxed? Was a hoax. He did. A billion. With a B. Now, I know a lot more people, and there were children passed away in the other shooting. These are real people. But it was...

Just as real. Yeah. So are we going to find all of these leftists who keep saying it's a hoax, a billion dollars each? Like we should. I mean, I think I think we should give them the choice. I think the choice is we can either forgive Alex Jones is one billion dollars or you can have a billion dollar fine as well. And whatever the choice is, all that is that karma? What do they what is that?

Well, that shit comes back around, bro. It's fucking. Anyway. But let's dive into this, man. So obviously there's a lot of questions. Trump, he was at a rally in Butler, Pennsylvania on July 13th. They have the shooter. The shooter was killed on sight. Shooter was a 20-year-old man by the name of Thomas Matthew Crooks. FBI is allegedly investigating this, which...

Have zero faith in and I will I want to preface this to just from my own personal stake I don't think we'll ever know the full truth of this situation. I really don't I got I don't there's not a lot of hope there because the you know The people who are invested I mean like like investigating yourself. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm gonna invest I'm gonna investigate myself for stealing. I didn't find nothing. Yeah, that's right unfound it Where'd you get that $10 and found it? I didn't find that That was actually never $10 at all. Where'd you get that bike never existed? I?

Jason gets pissed every time it comes in. That fridge gets lighter and lighter. Yeah. We take all his grapes out of there. I could have swore I'd just put it back in there. Jason's the only one that's got grape. You actually never had the pack to begin with. Jason's the only one in the office that has the grape in the good can. Yeah. So we go out there and take it. Yep.

Sorry, Jason. But yeah, man, so Trump was shot at this rally. There were an individual who went to the rally as well, David. You know, I got an idea. Let's move this to the end of the show. Okay. Yeah, because, no, I'm just kidding. Everybody's waiting. Such an asshole. Right now, they're like, get the fuck into it. Yeah, right.

But uh, you know there was there were some Vic there there was a victim who died it died died from this rally Corey they died on the spot. Yeah, he was killed instantly 57 year old man and Two other people were critically wounded. They're still fighting for their lives in the hospital And there's a lot of questions here a lot a lot of questions. I

Now, there's the problem that I've been facing is that there's like these you got these parties, you have Secret Service, you have local law enforcement, you have state level law enforcement there who, you know, that's typically how these events go. They augment, you know, perimeters of the security. Right.

And it's like everybody's saying something a little bit different. Secret Service initially was saying it was manpower issues, and it wasn't manpower issues, but then it was manpower issues again. And it's like there's this back and forth, and again, it's hard to know what exactly the truth's on.

Right? And now I have friends in these agencies. You have friends in these agencies. We have listeners, fans of the shows that listen to the, the, the watch us to listen to these episodes that are in these agencies. And then we have people that aren't friends listen to the show that are in these agencies. Hey guys, you know, but like, I feel like I've been able to build a pretty decent understanding of, of what happened. And like, you know, there's still a lot of questions that I have. I'm sure you have that just don't make sense. Um, now,

I remember initially they reported that they had a cell phone, but they couldn't get into it. And my first initial thoughts was like, well, it shouldn't be that hard. You guys probably set the fucking passcode to it, you know? But I also thought too, man, it's like, you know, how easily they are able to investigate, you know, Christian families that go to church, uh,

you know how easily they are to investigate people that you know peacefully protested at you know capitol hill you know but all of a sudden we're having issues on the intelligence gathering side and we can't crack a iphone makes zero sense for those of you guys that don't know it's how simple that is they literally just plug in a usb cord to that phone and it will download everything off of there they're you on that um and i know that for a absolute fact um

but there, there's talks of these transmitters. He had bombs in his car and his home. Um, you know, and again, it's just been this back and forth, you know, who knows what the fuck's happening. Now you got department of Homeland security who oversees the secret service, who, uh,

Reports directly to Biden, Biden administration. They're opening their own investigation inside of this. Secret Service is doing their investigation. FBI is doing their investigation. Congress has also started a congressional hearing investigatory committee on this as well.

Where they've already subpoenaed the director of the FBI, director of Secret Service, director of DHS as well. There's a lot of stuff going on here. One of the myths I wanted to dispel quickly here, too, you know, a lot of people thought it was these two snipers on the roof that actually returned fire. Yeah, they didn't even shoot. They never shot. There was a building. So there was an identical building.

basically the opposite side of the stage that they were on, that they shot from. And there's no pictures or videos of that that have been released. So on the side where he got ushered off, there's a building behind that, and that's where they shot from. Right. So these counter-striker teams...

seemed like it was a much longer shot longer shot but yeah yeah um but if you look at that if you look at the angles huh they had a smaller round too like that it was a 308 yeah like no that's 308 well that's a 300 that's a 300 win mag and then it's 308 they get killed them with a 308 yeah

I watched it. It was on Fieldcraft Survival's YouTube. They did a really, really, really good in-depth breakdown. Yeah. I watched it right before the show so that when you said shit that I could say, no, that's wrong. Like that. You know, but here's the interesting thing, man. There's more reports coming out and they're now saying that, you know, they actually knew about this guy.

Three hours before he fired the first round. Yeah, his parents actually called the police and reported him missing. His parents did call the police. Yeah. And not only to report him missing, but saying like, hey, we're worried about this guy. Yeah. Something's wrong here. Something's not making sense. You know, so there's a bunch of red flags. There's actually a video of Thomas about an hour before the shooting. And you can literally see him scoping out the building. Here's the clip. He can't leave me.

He's literally scoping out the building that he went on top of. Yeah. Right. Now, I mean, Andy, you've had security for five years. I do your security, right? We do these events. They didn't even do an advance. They had no advance. They didn't do an event. Dude, we do advances. So just so you guys understand what an advance is, that means like your team goes to the location that you're at, figures everything out.

Like before you ever even get there, you get there. Okay. And usually they'll do it like a week ahead of time and then they'll make a report and then they'll say, okay, here's the procedure of how this works. Just so you understand how ridiculous it is for them to not do an advance. We do advances before I go to dinner.

Okay for me we do advances before I go to fucking dinner So you're gonna tell me that for the president of the United States? They're not doing an advance for a fucking speech complete bullshit. It is it's complete bullshit and like even just in the simplest terms

The whole point for an advance is like, don't you want to know the lay of the land? Wouldn't you want to know the weaknesses? Wouldn't you want to know the doors and the entrances? And like, wouldn't you want to know that information? Right? Like, that's why I do it. That's why we do it. I don't get to do the advances. I rely on my team that goes down ahead of time.

Or wherever the, and they report to me, hey DJ, this is what to expect. Here's pictures, here's videos, here's blueprints. Like I get all that information. So that way, at least when I'm getting there, when we arrive, I have some familiarity. Yeah, and there's all kinds of reasons for that. There's, you want to know where the threats could come from. You want to know how to get out of there. You want to know, you know, who, how does it flow? Where do we need to move if something were to happen? Right.

Right. And like, I mean, this is a basic, I mean, when you talk about getting into, to, to protection and this is like one-on-one, like this is the fundamental foundation of,

like tactic that you learn like this, what that's what makes great because our whole job is to prevent things from happening. The only way you can prevent things is by finding out and knowing your unknowns. Yeah. Right. Like this is like, it's complete bullshit. It makes zero sense to me. Zero sense. Um, and you know, I want to show this clip too, because it's pissed off a lot of people and you know, you know, we, we know what the polls are saying. I got, got those a little bit later, but do you see this clip real quick?

I'm just saying.

He listens to the show. I like that guy. Just saying. Bro, see, this is what I'm saying. That's America. We got something in common. Bro, I guarantee you, we hang out with that dude. It would be a blast. That would be a great time. Literally. Get high as shit. Yeah. Leave our kids. Yeah. No, it would be like the other guy. It all started out fun and games.

Bro, those two guys in a room. That'd be great. No, but like, you know what? Dude, that's so funny, dude. What? Keep my president's name out your motherfucking mouth. Fuck niggas.

It's good to see, though. It's good to see. It's refreshing, man. And I'm glad Trump's okay. Did you see how many people have been getting fired from their jobs for saying- I think it's fucking amazing. Dude, you know what? I'm anti-cancel culture, but these people have gotten away with this shit for so long. And they get everybody else fired for all kinds of shit. Fuck you guys. That's what I feel like too, bro. I'm not with this shit no more. No.

I've gone from this fucking place that I've been over the last two years to this other place. Like...

Almost a little bit of radicalization and and dude it just is what it is I'm sick of the shit and I'm sick of these people thinking they could say do behave insult Threaten get away with everything and dude This is the reason they feel comfortable doing this is because it's been this way for 15 years. They could say anything and

Like, dude, you got Kathy Griffith holding up Trump's head. You got Snoop Dogg. You got all these people talking about. You got Johnny Depp talking about assassinating the president. You got Madonna talking about it. You got Maxine Waters talking about it. You got Biden saying that it's time to put the crosshairs on Donald Trump. You got all this. Bro, listen.

They didn't just instigate this. This was them. And as we watch the RNC this week, we need to keep in mind that it was meant to happen without Donald Trump there. So when you guys see all these right-wing conservatives come out on stage and talk about affiliating and aligning themselves with Israel and Israel's first over America, that was supposed to be the message before Donald Trump

survive that, just so we're clear. Anyway, keep going. Now, the Secret Service director, this Kimberly Cheadle, who I also have inside information, she will most likely not be the director by Friday. Just putting that out there.

by a source who would know. Yeah. There are replacements. The only issue is that she is literally in the pocket for Biden. She worked on his protection detail when he was VP, left Secret Service, went to Pepsi, and now is back in Secret Service as the director. But she's like going back and forth. Kept all that Fritos safe. That's what it was. Yeah. It wouldn't be too safe around you, huh? What's that?

Those chili cheese Fritos? I don't fuck with them. Not a big fan. You probably like the hot ones. No. I fuck with Sundance. I don't even know what that is. That's some black people. I like those chili Fritos. Those things are fucking good. Yeah, they're chili cheese Fritos, but they're just hot. Oh, that sounds. What are they called? Sundance. Are they Fritos? Sundance Fritos? They're called Red Hot Corn Chips. Oh, yeah. I've seen those before. I saw them down there. Yellow bag, bro. Yellow bag. Mm-hmm.

I was downtown St. Louis. I saw him. But she's starting to backpedal on some of her statements. And I think it's also interesting. She's done a few different interviews with mainstream media. Well, she shouldn't have done any. She shouldn't have done any. But all the ones that she's been doing are all with left-leaning media sources. CNN, ABC, MSNBC. Neither here nor there. Yeah.

But now she's taking this tone that Secret Service is taking full and sole responsibility for security of the Trump rally. Initially, it was, oh, that was the local police department's responsibility. They were outside the perimeter. Which is complete bullshit. Right. Complete bullshit. So you're telling me 120 yards outside the perimeter? Right. That's it. That's all we got. Got it. You know, and so, like, dude, like I said, there's just been a bunch of bullshit. Now, to your point,

These leftists have been losing their minds, completely losing their minds. And not just these, you know, weirdo Z's, M's, A's on Twitter and stuff like that. I mean, like notable figures, media sources, representatives in our own current Congress are unhinged.

Completely out of the fucking way. That's not new. You got this guy, Representative Stephen Woodrow. It was out of Colorado. The last thing, quote, the last thing America needed was sympathy for the devil. But here we are. You know, where people like this, the Senator London Lamar, she says, quote, while I am praying for former President Trump and hopes he makes a full recovery, the extremism from the MAGA regime has brought us to this moment. What extremism?

Has the right shown. Well, that's all. That's exactly what I mean, bro. This is out of Saul Linsky's playbook. You accuse them of what you're doing. Right. Because I mean, like, I mean, it's not there. They have not yet seen anything fucking extreme. No, not yet. They've seen a lot of restraint. I think I would argue too much. Well, I agree, but that's what they've seen. And it's look, these people are the least capable and the least equipped for the war that they're calling for and the violence that they're calling for.

They're not ready for it. No. We've been holding restraint back forever. Like, you haven't seen any extremism, bitch. Not at all. No. You know, you got people like Rachel Maddow. Let's check in with what she had to say.

You look back at that whole string, going all the way back to the 1800s, is that the motive of the person committing the violence is never relevant. Very true. The act of violence itself ends politics, turns it over into crime, and makes the views and the motivations of the shooter irrelevant. Everybody in politics, no matter where you are ideologically, must unite around the idea that violence is unacceptable. Absolutely. And it's unacceptable both

both when it comes to targeted stuff like this, but it's also unacceptable when you try to incite that as a way of getting things that you want that you can't get through political means. So it's true in terms of violent rhetoric. It's true in violence orientation toward the idea of confrontation with your fellow Americans. And of course it's true in the case of some sort of insane event like we saw on Saturday in Pennsylvania. And I just feel like it was this, it's a very, I mean, obviously we're all very grateful that

President Trump was not more seriously hurt. She can't even say that straight with a straight face. We are all absolutely shattered by the fact that somebody was killed. Somebody was killed, yeah. And two people were put in the hospital very seriously hurt. But I am hoping that the one positive thing that can come out of this is some sobriety around the idea of violence in politics being no freaking joke.

And nothing that... Two important things here that she said. One, that the motives are irrelevant. I disagree. No, the motives are all that's relevant. I think it's extremely irrelevant. Yeah. And the motive is...

You fuckers have created so much angst and so much hate and so much division and so much radicalization around Donald Trump with all of your shit. You got Joy Reid sitting there. You got Rachel Maddow sitting there. You got these dudes on the Morning Joe who got kicked off the air for a day and then came back and said, oh, if they do that again, we're going to quit. We're going to quit. Yeah.

Go where? Yeah, quit. Yeah, where are you going? You're going to start a podcast nobody's going to listen to? No. Ask Rachel Maddow how that is. See how that works for her. You know, but like, you know, and it's not, you know, this whole thing of like, now they want unity. Now they, what is this call for unity now for? It's called fear. When two days ago,

It's called fear. Is that what that is? Yes. It's called fear. Dude, it's complete bullshit and I don't buy it. You know, and then I look at, you know, people like this. Have you seen this clip? Apparently, I just noticed a tattoo. Apparently she's radioactive.

Clearly. Let's listen to what this person had to say. You guys are out here on the heels of the attempted Trump assassination. Can I get your reaction to what happened the other day? Well, it's a shame the person missed, but...

It's ironic that the shooter was also a Republican, and I am scared about political violence. You're scared of political violence, but you... I'm scared of political violence, but I'm sorry that he missed. And then the shooter's a Republican. The shooter's not a Republican. The shooter registered Republican to vote in the fucking primary.

He didn't vote in. Yeah. So I think that's interesting. Or even let's check in with Biden. You mentioned Biden, right? You know, Biden, apparently, according to him, he hasn't engaged in any type of inciting rhetoric. Trump has. And he's just talking about threats to democracy. He did an interview with Lester Holt on NBC News. Let's watch this clip real quick.

And so the focus was on what he's saying and, I mean, the idea. But have you taken a step back and done a little soul-searching on things that you may have said that could incite people who are not balanced? Well, I don't think—look, how do you talk about the threat to democracy, which is real, when a president says things like he says? Do you just not say anything because it may incite somebody?

Look, I'm not engaged in that rhetoric. Oh, he's defending. He's defending engaging in that rhetoric. And then the next breath saying he doesn't do it. Doesn't do it. Doesn't do it at all. Guess who got receipts, though? Let's read some of these. Andy, you want to read them? Sure. Where do we start? Donald Trump and MAGA Republicans are a threat to the very soul of this country. Mm hmm. Yeah.

Trump is the greatest threat to our democracy. Trump is a genuine threat to this nation. He's a threat to our freedom. He's a threat to our democracy. He's literally a threat to everything America stands for. Trump is a threat to democracy. We cannot let him win. I'm in Madison, Wisconsin, talking to folks about what's at stake in this election. Trump poses many threats in our country. The right to choose, civil rights, voting rights, and America standing in the world.

But the greatest threat he poses is to our democracy. If we lose that, we lose everything. You know what they're talking about when they say their democracy, right? Like we've talked about this on the show for years. They're talking about their communist Marxist plan. That's what they're talking about. And yes, he will destroy that. This is a constitutional republic. Okay. It's not mob rule.

We've gotten to mob rule over many many many many years because of Us not even understanding how this country's supposed to be run in the first place, but that's neither here nor there Yeah, it's complete bullshit. This dude definitely they did this now. Here's a monkey wrench and

I didn't really see them playing. I mean, I felt like this was a card on the table that, you know, okay, sure, maybe they're trying to play it, but they wouldn't play that, right? No, they're definitely playing it. It was Iran. Iran's fault. Iran was planning an assassination attempt. We actually beeped up security because of it. You know, like they're trying to bring this shit in there like this means anything. Well, I think, I actually think that they're bringing that in because I think they're going to move from

just a single shooter trying to kill him to an act of terrorism trying to kill him i don't think that this will be the only attempt on his life between now and then well it's funny you say that because the fbi and the dhs just released a potential update saying that there's uh they warn of potential follow-up and retaliatory attacks following attempted trump assassination um saying quote the

The FBI and DHS remain concerned about the potential for follow on or retaliatory acts of violence following this attack, particularly giving that individuals in some online communities have threatened, encouraged or referenced acts of violence in response to the attempted assassination.

Loan actors or DVs domestic violence extremist operating in small cells likely will continue to view publicly accessible locations like political rallies and campaign events as attractive targets. It's interesting because I was talking obviously to a lot of my friends who you guys all know, cause they've either been on the show or you see me with them, but they all got shows and they're all, you know, we all talk, right? And, and,

What a better way to really gain sympathy with Americans than to assassinate Biden. Okay. They want to get rid of Biden. Very clearly. They're open about that now. To assassinate Biden and blame it on some sort of MAGA retaliatory attack. That's my thought process. I agree. Everybody else is saying that too. Because, dude, they'll set up. It makes perfect sense. Yeah.

And not only that, they could use that to bring in the heavy hand of communism right behind it, right? Like, what do we do with these people? That same rhetoric? They have to have something that justifies that. Yep, I could see that. I could see them legitimately doing some sort of mass terrorism act and blaming it on Iran. You know, remember, they want a big war. That's what they want.

And they want to get rid of Biden and they want to get rid of Trump. So we got to think of how they would do that.

So I'm nervous. I think that they I think you know I think we're gonna see mass chaos between now and then I I don't think we're out of the woods But I do think that they were counting on this being successful. Yeah. Oh, no doubt. Yeah, listen Trump was not supposed to be here, right? Yeah, that's right. Like there's no doubt about and dude people who are like, oh, it's a false flag It's just fake bro. You're a fucking idiot. I'm sorry. I

Milwaukee chump chump was not supposed to be here the dude the dude. Do you know how hard it would be to shoot? Someone's fucking ear off without killing them that like dude people sites. I see people saying they're like Oh, they shot him in the ear on purpose. You've never been around a fucking rifle That is that is

Don't know if there's anybody that could make that shot in the whole entire world no matter how fucking good they are on purpose Yes, that's what I'm saying on a moving dude. There's no way not only that bro He all he had was a fucking hollow. I think he used a yo tech on his rifle. Yeah, you know tech red dot no mag Like no magnification. There's no scope on yeah, I mean 120 was 120 140 140 I mean with no mag that's that's that's a bench shot and

That's a very, very hard shot to make if you're not on a bench, if you're not resting on a bench. That's a difficult fucking shot. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I don't know what his rifle was zeroed in at. There was a lot of variables there, but just in general, that's a tough shot to make. Yeah, but that guy also was a proficient shooter. The first thing that came out was, oh, he got rejected from the rifle team. Yeah. Also, he was in gun clubs. He was a gunfighter.

gun nerd he shot guns all the time this guy was experienced and how much more shit do you have uh well the last little thing because i got a theory on this whole thing i want to get it out once you're done with one last little little tidbit here um this is this guy by the name of mike dillard he uh posted this video to instagram mike's been on the show bro mike dillard not with me no but before you oh yeah he's a buddy of mine gotcha yeah um

And he posted he has a very interesting take on this because, like you alluded to in the beginning, there is something weird that happened. Yeah. In the few in about a week before the attempted assassination. Let's let's watch this video. And I got I got the receipts here.

So there's a lot of people out there who've been wondering if the whole assassination attempt was an inside job or if it was just the random acts of a crazy dude. Well, we found out the answer today. It turns out the number of shares that were shorted on DJT, his public company, doubled the week before his assassination from 7 million shares to 15 million shares, which means that

There were definitely people in power in the know who were betting very large amounts of money that the stock price of DJT was going to tumble. So that means that it absolutely was an inside job and people knew exactly what was going to happen. Yeah. And I mean, even wise guys who they track stuff like this, they put this out on Twitter and

Who knew the hit was coming? Right. And it was absolutely short. Here is a five day look. So this is showing you just a couple of days, you know, one or two days before the assassination. It shows the the calamity. Let's go back. Let's look at it from a month view. And you can clearly see that actually about a week and a half, almost two weeks before this.

There's this gradual daily sell-off of these stocks. People are dumping them. And the hopes was is that by Monday morning, waking up, when the stock markets open up, everybody else is freaking the fuck out. Shit's in chaos. And it takes the whole fucking company.

And all the guys assured it make a fortune make a shit ton of yeah, right And the people who did not have that inside information were kind of screwed out of their money Yeah, right the good news is obviously again Donald Trump survived So the stocks doing just fine, you know, but you put all of this together any what's the answer? We're all just conspiracy theorist anybody got on all of this. I mean look dude listen

It's very obvious what happened here. If you've paid attention to anything that's been going on for the last

number of years, especially with the school shooting stuff. Okay. These people always are the same kind of people. There are these manic loner, weird people who have trouble fitting into society who are then radicalized through online rhetoric and connections with people online. And our three letter agencies groom these people. They, they start to talk to these people. They convince these people that they're a hero. And, uh,

They make these people into these killers, and that's why these people have rifles they can't afford and plans they shouldn't have, and they're allowed to get on top of buildings in the middle of a presidential speech that...

Nobody should be allowed to get on. Bro, the Secret Service was inside the building that he was on top of. And the reason that the Secret Service director, that woman, said that there wasn't people on the roof is because the slope was too much and it was dangerous.

when they have snipers on roofs with more of a slope. That was the least slope building in the whole thing. They got video of this guy an hour before. They had him on the glass on those dudes scope for 30 minutes before they shot him. There is no question at all. This guy was fucking groomed. He was allowed to be there.

He was allowed to shoot. He was probably told that he was protected, and he went up there. They shot. He shot eight motherfucking times before they shot back. Okay, you can't tell me there wasn't some sort of inside job there. Now, shooting eight times before they shot back,

I looked at all the angles and I've watched all the videos on this. The guy was pretty concealed. Like if you were going to have a spot, that's what I'm saying. That was the most beneficial spot for him to be in, to have that line and also be protected from the other people. So I bet you, these people told him, Hey, do this. We got you. You're going to be protected. And you know, they want him to be dead because they didn't want him to talk. So he was shot right afterwards. And, um,

Dude, if we go back to, you know, MLK, if we go back to JFK, if we go back to Bobby Kenny, all of these things are very similar. There are these people that come out of nowhere. This kid didn't even have social media. All right. He registered as a Republican, but donated to progressive causes. Act blue. OK, this guy was a 100 percent Republican.

Plant allowed to do this. This was an inside job and the motherfuckers that shorted that stock No, that those are the people that knew about it. And I think all this is gonna come out dude I don't think the Secret Service was a lot what as a in general allowed it to happen But I think there's people in the Secret Service that allowed it to happen. Yeah for sure Well, I guess that's one of the things who like for for a fact is

I'm not talking about the dudes that pull the triggers. No. I'm talking about the motherfuckers that make the rules. And they probably told these people, you know, they probably made a... I guarantee you, dude, there is a...

There is a storyline here that is not being told because they are not allowed to tell it because they're being threatened. If you talk about this, you're going to be put in prison. That's what they're doing. No doubt. You couldn't convince me this wasn't an inside job by the Democrats. And I won't even say Democrats. All right.

I will say the cabal. Okay. The communist deep state cabal Biden, Hillary Obama and co. All right. Klaus Schwab, all of these people, Soros, all of these people work together. Okay. And my bet, my speculation is that this was 100% put in play by people like that. I don't know which ones or all of them, but I,

The guy failed, and now they're scrambling. And the reason I think, what made me really think that this was 100% an inside job was the phone call that was made directly after it happened, okay?

Biden called Trump right after it happened. And how do you think that phone call went? Trump knows everything. He was president of the United States. He has all the intel, all the data. He knows all the crimes. He hasn't spoken up about any of the stuff that Biden's been doing hardly at all. All right. I guarantee you that phone call went something like this.

Hey, motherfucker, you fucking crossed the line. And now if you don't fucking stand down and you don't fucking quit now, I'm going to do this and this and this and this and this. And those things that he said were really fucking bad for him and everybody else. Guaranteed. Trump's not a bitch. He's not a pussy. You could say whatever you want about him, but he ain't those things. And I guarantee you, bro, he told that motherfucker, bro, I will fucking bury you. I will bury your fucking family. You you. And because, dude, right after that.

The media flipped. Biden flipped. They all started saying, we're praying for, we need to de-escalate the language. No political violence. We need no political violence. After years and years and years of Johnny Depp and Madonna and Maxine Waters and Biden and all these people talking all this shit about violence. Now we don't want any violence. Okay? Now you have Biden sitting on TV saying,

set pulling down his ads comparing Trump to Hitler doing all of these things okay he did those things out of fear that wasn't that was not a oh I know this is right like you know all of a sudden it's thoughts and prayers for for Trump after years and years and years of basically telling people to fucking kill him okay bullshit

These people got caught. They got caught with their pants down. They wanted to fucking reel it in as quick as possible. That was the only move. They panicked and it really put them in a bad spot because either one, they denounce violence and they say, you know, basically without saying it, that, hey, we're full of shit about this guy. This guy's not a threat. This guy's not Hitler. This guy's not. So we denounce violence now. Right.

Or they embrace violence and they say, man, it sucks. And then they expose themselves for who they are. So by them missing this shot, it really creates a big problem for their ability to appear to be authentic in any way, shape or form. Which, bro, people have woken up. I mean, I've seen hundreds and hundreds of videos of people who are like, dude,

After that, I'm voting for Trump. I've always believed the media. I could tell they're lying. I'm voting for Trump. This is crazy. I'm voting for Trump. These are people who did not vote for him in 2020. Yeah. And dude, you know, my main take on this is this. They did this shit.

They got caught. They were counting on it to be successful. Now it's not. And they don't have an ability to run a game plan or a campaign without trashing Trump. That's their whole thing. Because all of their policies are dog shit. Every single one of them. So...

Yeah, man. And I think it is going to come out. Like you said, it's not going to come out. I think it is going to come out. I think people in these agencies are understanding that we, they are, they are starting to understand that we are occupied by the,

foreign interests through pay-for-play schemes going all the way up to the top level with the president and trickling down into our agencies. And when Trump talks about the swamp, that's what he's talking about. So,

I don't think it matters who you vote for in the past or who you like or dislike or whatever. I think we can all agree that anybody who tries to assassinate a president should be dealt with swiftly and harshly as an example. And...

It's going to be interesting to see what happens and who they try to pin this on. But at the end of the day, they're going to try to pin this on some low level, like the head of Secret Service versus the people who called the play. And I can guarantee you, dude, 100%, dude, you would have to be mentally challenged putting it nicely.

To think this was anything but that it was a fucking inside job and it wasn't trump doing the inside job To make trump look good like like the leftists are saying you guys are insane. You know, that's not the case Okay, you're just mad that you're the guy that you hate so much And by the way, you've been lied to about that You hate so much didn't get his brains blown out in front of everybody and think about what that says about

About these people as people. Do you think these people are going to unite with you? Do you think these people are going to come around? Do you think these people are going to, you know, somehow logically be convinced that they're wrong? That's never going to happen, dude. These people are totally gone. They're mentally ill. They've been completely brainwashed and there's no coming back for a lot of them.

And they are a minority. They're a small little minority, bro. It's like 1% of the fucking population. So I'm not worried about it. But these people are so convinced because they've had control of the social narrative for so long that they still have the power that it's like comical watching them get destroyed through their own actions finally. They're finally learning that people are not with you. They've never been with you. That's the thing.

A lot of the social momentum that the left has had and that Marxists and communists had is manufactured on social media. It's not even real. And so these people believe that there's millions and millions of people that agree with them when in reality, they're just crazy fucking useful idiots, like I've been saying for years and years and years. And now they're finding out because after Trump gets his ears shot off, everybody's like, you know what? Fuck all these people. Yeah.

And so, dude, I feel like the momentum has very much so changed now to where people are not going to tolerate this leftist insane shit anymore.

nearly as much as they have, if at all. No, I agree, man. These people are in for a rude awakening, and honestly, dude, I'm here for it. Guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. I mean, do you agree with that, with what I'm saying? 100%. I mean, that was an inside job. There's no doubt about it. Yeah. There's no doubt. Listen.

And then this is one thing to understand too, man. Like we talk about these top down commands, right? Like sometimes there's going to be commands that just come down like, Hey, you know, you're going to be doing this. You're going to be positioned in this, right? They have these things because it's called a position meeting, right? Like ask me how I know we do the same thing, right? Where, Hey, you know, I know last detail you were working in this capacity, this detail, you're doing this. Yeah. Right. And not only you have, so you have that aspect on it, but on top of that, you

There was also a lot of augmented agents there. Yeah, which means that agents that are not added in the last moment Yeah, these are hey, we need three more guys right and you just sent a man like the lady He's been talking shit on she was augmented. Yeah, she's not a part of Trump's detail. She never has been that's another discussion work sandwiches. Yes I mean fat short squatty women

Should not be on. Listen, we have to get back to meritocracy. That's a DEI shit. It is. All right. Listen, dude, there's lots of things that women are better than men at. I'll start with that. But there's a lot of things that men are better than women at and fucking being violent and protecting people and shooting guns and doing that kind of work. Police work, Secret Service work, field work. That is for fucking men.

Okay, I'm not saying there aren't some women that are good at it because there are but they're the exception All right. Did you see the the two women those two augmented agents? Legit fucking duck and hide when the shit started going they ducked out and hid all the men jumped on top easy They didn't even think about it. It's a primal instinct of men to do that. Okay, we react under

Dangerous situations with automatic responses most of the time. It's a fucking, it's a primal, innate thing. Women don't have that, dude. They have a different thing. They have different gifts. They're great at other things. But that woman, listen, there's a million women I know

That are in shape that are fucking that train every day then know how to shoot that that could do that job but that's still point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero one percent compared to the men and If there is going to be a woman on a detail like that They should be able to beat the men at the fucking job and that little short thumb bitch can't beat men doing shit. I

She might be able to beat him eating White Castles. You know what I'm saying? Like, for real, dude. That's what she might be able to do. Did you see her face? Like, how fucking... Dude, she did not know what to fucking do, bro. I've seen the clip. There's a clip of... Then she couldn't even put her gun in her holster. Bro, I train fucking once a year, and I can put my fucking gun in my holster. Yeah, just not rounds on target. But the thing is...

He could say that, but he knows that the opposite is actually true. That's right. He is MSNBC. I'm Lester Holt. Sorry. No, but I actually seen a video of... What's it like to get beat by your own client and fucking shoot it? That did not happen. Yeah, dude. That did not happen. What's it like? All right. We'll be there tomorrow. Yeah. Let's make it work. That's fine. All right.

We're putting this on YouTube. We're live streaming the bitch. Yeah, that's fine. Let's do no editing. Come on now.

No, but there's actually a video because she ended up going to the hospital with him. So there's a video. I saw her in the front of the fucking thing not being able to do it again. Still looking like, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah. And she's standing in front of the fucking truck like she's all hard. Like, dude, a lot of these... I want to say this. Listen, this is not against her. That's not who my anger or frustration is towards. No, it's against the system for allowing it. For putting her in that position. Yes, dude. Like, she shouldn't have ever been in that position. Yeah, look, man. That chick can't run a fucking...

Dude, I can't run a mile, so I can't say shit. But neither can she. It's just like, you got to be able to handle some shit, man. You got to. I can run a mile, but I'm just saying. Yeah, I could. But she, that, listen. I won't. Yeah. Don't want to, you know. Her face, like, what an unfortunate angle of her. Like, could that be the one photo that everybody's going to remember you for forever? Dude.

Apparently she's a 10-year vet for Secret Service, you know. But, like, I mean, neither here nor there. But, like, my point is that, you know, you take the positioning meetings they had. You take the augmentation, right? You know, you might just, like, you might get assigned. Like, you're not the one making those decisions of where you want to be at, right? And so what I'm saying is, to me, this is no doubt this was an inside job. Somebody made those calls. Somebody pulled certain people. Hey, you need to go watch this side. Who do you think it was?

It was the same motherfucker's been trying to sabotage him this whole time, bro. It's Pelosi. It's Biden. It's Obama. It's fucking Soros. It's all... If I'm betting...

That's who I'm betting. Well, I think the thing is too, man, like how many of that's speculative. I can't fucking prove that. Yeah. This show's speculative. We're guessing. Sure. But I'll say this, you know, and then here's another aspect too, that people don't think about too. There was, you know, they, they, they kept citing manpower issues. Right. And the thing is like, I mean, that's a real thing. Got burned. I got burnout. Trump does a lot of these fucking events.

Now, here's some information. Again, people don't understand this, right? Shouldn't they be switching out detail between events? Trump's team runs. That's his team, right? Those guys are assigned to him, and they don't get the full rattle battle because he's not in the line of succession to presidency. But here's the thing.

Trump runs. I mean, and his guys, his actual PSD team, they were running for a long time, seven days without a day off, right? Like sometimes that stuff happens. I think it's pretty interesting too. And this just alludes to the fact that, man, this was, this shit was planned out is they picked the day when a lot of his main guys were off in an event where there was no advance. Right.

At an event where you had a lot of augmented agents who, you know, yeah, just put me wherever the hell you need me at, right? Like, this was the perfect storm. I think they created that. Listen, dude, at the end of the day, here's the deal. This fall. A fucking lightsabering, noodle-swinging, trash can lid-carrying,

leftist doesn't walk up to the building that is the premier building to shoot from where this guy is standing, the best place to shoot a target from, standing outside of it for an hour, being observed for up to three hours, having his mom call and report to the police that he's deranged and they need to find him, having people in the crowd see him and them do nothing, okay?

This does not happen. This does not happen. This is, dude, do you know how hard it is to actually do this if they were like doing what they're supposed to do? You cannot do it. He was allowed to do it. He was manipulated to do it. He was probably funded to do it, which is why Quantico can't get into his cell phone. Oh, but all these hackers on the internet can get into anybody's shit.

Get the fuck out of here, dude. You're fucking Quantico. Call fucking Apple and say, break this bitch open. You don't think they can do that? They do that all the time. They're lying about everything. It's sloppy. And...

You know, look, dude, I think the truth's going to come out. And, you know, fuck, dude, all the evidence that comes out about JFK says the CIA did it. So what, are we going to wait another 40 years or 50 years to find out? No, we're living in a different era now. What's reported on the news in 1963 has to be taken as truth because there's no back channels to communicate. What I saw on NBC is what the fuck, what happened, and that's that.

Can you believe that that happened? We don't have any way to question it. Okay. The people who had to question conspiracies back then had to like dig it. They had to like go places and take notes and interview people. Now, social media sends everything in an instant. So they tried to pull an old play that can't be pulled.

during a time where everything's recorded and everything's observed and news travels at the speed of sound, okay? The speed of light speed. It's fucking instant, dude. So when we think about that,

I don't think that they're going to be able to cover this up. I think there's people, people are going to start blowing the whistle because they understand how serious it is and they understand that they fucked up and he's not dead and he's probably going to be president.

Okay? So there's going to be people who are like told weird shit, right? Like their boss walks in and tells the guy at Secret Service, stand down, don't go on that fucking roof. Okay? That guy is going to come out and say this. Those guys are going to come out and say this.

Because they're gonna realize what they're a part of and they don't want to be a part of it if they're gonna lose You see what I'm saying? Well, I'd say this to man and I think this also alludes to the fact that they were not counting on Trump surviving no is because All of these little questions we have if Trump was actually killed had he actually died, right?

the country would be in chaos. Yeah, right now. And nobody would be asking any of these questions. Yeah. I think that's the difference, right? Well, I think if he was killed, I think people would assume, I think this is another mistake that the cabal is making. We would assume it's them and Barthas. That's right. We would have assumed it's them. For sure. Like, dude, we, everybody in America, listen, dude,

I would say eight out of ten Americans assume that it's the establishment that tried to kill him. Dude, listen, we're under occupied rule. We have people in the government who have done things to America because other countries have paid them to do those things. These people are not our friend. They hate this country. They hate you. They hate everything about Donald Trump because he won't be scared and he won't stop

And dude, whether you like Trump or don't like Trump or you think he's an asshole or you don't, I don't care, bro. America's America, man. And we can all have different opinions. But we have a group of people here who believe that their opinion is more important than anybody's to the point of we will kill anybody that challenges it. And that is dangerous for everybody. It doesn't matter if you like Trump or not like Trump or how you feel about conservative. This isn't even a conservative thing, right?

And a lot of conservatives are out here being like, all these people voting for Trump, they're not even conservative. Get off your fucking high horse, bro. You guys are worse than the fucking left. If you don't go now, instead of if you, if you don't read Chauvinism,

Child porn to fucking kids at school. You're you're a bigot now It's if you don't go to church every day and where women don't wear old-style dresses and men don't you know have 47 kids They're not conservative enough and they don't belong over here man. You all are bunch of fucking morons This is fucking freedom versus not freedom and Trump

is far from a pro-freedom candidate, in my opinion, based upon what he's actually executed upon. Now, when I say that, I'm going to say that with an asterisk, because every single president, they're very conservative in their first term, and then they're more aggressive in their second term. And what I'm hoping, and I'm giving the benefit of the doubt, is that Trump will follow through on a lot of these things that he promised this time, and he may not.

He may be a part of the establishment. We don't fucking know, dude. They could be playing us. They could be making us have so much sympathy for Donald Trump that he comes in and he says, hey, we're going to deport all these people. We're going to lock the country down. And that's how they get the digital ID and all this shit going. I don't think that's the case, but there's a case that could be made for that. But at the end of the day, we have to think for ourselves and we have to use our

Our minds in a way that says what is the better choice right now? Well right now the better choice is donald trump in my opinion and most people's opinion. All right

Regardless if you like him as a person or not, I actually like him as a person. I think he's fucking hilarious. I think the shit he says is spot on. I understand why he kind of brags a little bit because nobody gives him any credit. Now, with that being said, I think he's been a lot better as of recent, in the last year or so. All right? But I like him because he shares a similar personality that I would have. But that doesn't mean...

That doesn't mean he's not part of this or that. I'm just saying I like him. But at the end of the day, we have to make a choice. And the choice is...

communism, Marxism, or moving towards a better America? Do I think Trump's going to make America the greatest it could be? I don't know, man. Like there's things that got to happen, you know, like taxes got to come down to 10% all in. There's things that have to happen here that I don't know if he's willing to do. Now, if he does those things, I'll eat my words and say, fuck yeah, bro. He's the best ever.

But at the end of the day, we should be using his ability to come in and make the changes as a bridge to 28 where we can improve more and more and more. Right. So if we're pro freedom and we don't think Trump is pro freedom enough, then we're

We got four years to figure out a movement so we can get a little bit more towards where we want to go. You see what I'm saying? Absolutely, man. So I just think we got to think about this logically and we got to think about this. You know, is he the perfect candidate for every issue? I don't know. It depends on if he follows through or not, you know, but if he follows through, I think he'll be the best president of ever. I mean, they're certainly shaping up that way. I think it's important for everybody just to think for themselves, dude.

I think we got to look at every single candidate individually and think for themselves. This idea of I'm part of this party, I'm part of that party, or I'm part of this movement, that's how we get in these polarizing situations. Okay, is this guy qualified for the job? Is this person qualified? No? Okay, don't vote for that person. See what I'm saying? Easy. Yeah. Guys, Andy, let's keep this cruise moving. We got a headline.

Number two, um, RNC, we talked about, uh, just a little bit. We had the video in the beginning, my favorite human on the earth. Uh, let's talk about, uh, some of the other, other, other developments that have been happening. Uh, we have a new VP, a VP pick. Yep. Um, JD Vance, uh, first Republican convention, uh, will be his national introduction as Trump's running mate. Uh,

This article reads Donald Trump's running mate, J.D. Vance, will introduce himself to a national audience Wednesday night today when this episode was recorded as he addresses the Republican National Convention. He's an Ohio senator. Now, he really came to light, I guess, with the train derailment in Ohio.

I'm in East Palestine, right? That's when he really started to come to light. Nobody really heard of him before that. Whatever. But since he's been picked, listen, I mean, I know there's a lot of, you know, here and there. But one of the biggest hits that people have been making on this guy are these, you know, uncovered audio clips of his disdain for Donald Trump. Yeah. I have an interesting. Ten years ago. Exactly.

Exactly. Can't change your mind. More information can't come out. I mean, listen, everybody at one point can say, yeah, I drank a little bit of the Kool-Aid. You know what I'm saying? Like it is what it is. But we are not in the same place as a country. We did not have the information we have now. We don't have a lot of things. But that's one thing that they've been hitting on. And just for those that have not yet seen what they're talking about, I have a clip here. This is just a little short clip that kind of shows what they're talking about. Let's listen in on this.

And I cannot stand Trump because I think he's a fraud. Well, I think he's a total fraud that is exploiting these people who is a total fraud. I agree with you on Trump because I don't think that he's the person. I don't think he actually cares about folks. But I think that that I'm going to vote for I'm going to vote third party because I can't stomach Trump. I think that he's noxious and is leading the white working class to a very dark place. Oh, really?

He was wrong about that. Completely wrong. And again, that was back in 2016, man. Well, I mean, you got to remember the climate back then. If you want to know the truth, I said Trump was going to be president in 2015. I said on MFCEO Project, Vaughn argued with me and said, there's no fucking way. I'm like, all right. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. So look, man, back in 2016, Trump was an actor.

He's an actor. So we're gonna take this guy from The Apprentice and we're gonna make him-- - President? - Yeah, like no one had ever seen this guy other than on the TV show and the cultural celebrity that had been made around him. So I could see where people would think that. - For sure. And I'll say this, man. I'm not gonna say I was disappointed.

I think it would have been really cool to see Ramaswamy on the team. I think Ramaswamy should have been the pick. I agree. I would have liked to see that. I think Ramaswamy is more pro-freedom than any of the other potential candidates. Agreed. I've had a chance to really get to know him since he was on the show a year ago. I know why you didn't pick him.

I know why Trump didn't pick Ramaswamy. I think Trump didn't pick Ramaswamy because he's afraid he's going to be shown up by him. That's exactly why. Too much like, bro, listen, Donald Trump is still Donald Trump, bro. There's ego there. Listen, dude, let me tell you something about Vivek, okay? I've been a paid speaker for a long time, and I'm very good. And...

I have a gift for it. I can walk up on stage without knowing what to say. And when I go on stage, it comes out really good. It's a gift. Okay. I don't have to really have, I don't have a plan. I don't rehearse now every, you know, 10 or so.

They get a little sketch, but my sketch is still better than everybody else's. And no disrespect, it's a gift. I can't help it. Yes, I've practiced it for a long time, but to be able to walk up, connect with your audience, paint a vision that everybody can see clearly, and then back it with intelligent statements.

That's a gift. And Vivek has it. Okay. And Trump does not have that. Don't have it. None of these other people have that gift. And it's a very, very, very powerful gift. Do you know what the most dangerous and most powerful weapon in the entire world is? It's this right here, this microphone. Okay. And if you can master that,

you could become the fucking master of the universe. And Vivek has that gift. And my personal opinion is that he wasn't chosen because of that. That's how I saw it. Which is unfortunate because I think he's a much better pick. I don't know too much about Vance. But maybe it's just because I know Vivek and I like him. Yeah, I mean, like I said, I think... But what he has is it's a gift. And there's not...

Obama has it Obama has it. Okay for sure right JFK had it. Mm-hmm All right. I know what that's like because I have it too. You have it. Okay, and I know you guys listen to the podcast I jump all over but if you've ever seen me speak live, it's a completely different thing and

I don't think Trump wanted to be shown up by that. Now it's too much of the spotlight. Yeah. I mean, I think that, I mean, last night, dude, his speech, he came out on RNC last night. It was straight fucking gas the whole time. It was fuck dude. Everybody else's speech was corn ball. Old man, nerd shit. Mayonnaise. Yeah. The vape comes out and just sets the room on fucking fire with this curry. Curry. You know what I'm saying? What's that? What's that spice you guys use over there?

Is it Curry? Yeah, all right. Call the mom. Fucking star in East. Listen, I love Evake, bro. He's awesome. I know people... Listen, dude. Nutmeg. I've had a chance to get to know him. I like him a lot. I actually texted him and I said, I wish he would have picked you. I mean, now listen, I think there's two... I think Eric Schmidt would have been a great pick. Yeah, I think he would. Eric Schmidt would have been a great pick because Eric Schmidt is a great speaker. I wouldn't say that Eric is...

Eric doesn't have the celebrity that Vivek has yet, but Eric's a fucking bulldog. He's not afraid of fucking anybody. And him and Andrew Bailey are doing so much of the important work right now. And had he chose him, I think that would have been a great choice just because he's a fucking doer. But Vance...

You know, Vance could be those things, too. I just don't know enough about him. Yeah, for sure. And I'll say this, too, about Vivek, too, man. I think there's still some great things in store for him. Oh, dude, he's young. You know, I think... I mean, well, that's... It's going to be Vivek and Frisella in 24 or 28, dude. We're going to run everybody over. You know? Just saying. And I think, too... Might be Frisella-Vivek, but, you know, I don't think that will work. No. Yeah. I'll have to beat him on stage. Yeah. You have to. I'm coming for you, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Um...

No, but I think he's just, dude, he's on it, dude. Dude, he's cool. Yeah. He's cool, man. And like, I mean, he has a little, he has his own little unique swag, man. He's got a little swag, yeah. You know? But I could see a cabinet position for him. You know, they're actually, I don't know if you've seen it, they're talking about having the Vague take the Senator spot from Vance. Because they're both from Ohio. I think that'd be great. They're both from Ohio. And they get to pick him, right? Right. Yeah, I think that'd be great. And so there's a possibility there. I think that's still too low on the totem pole. I do too.

I think he could be used a lot higher in that admin. Yeah, like vice president. We'll see. But other things in the RNC, did you see that dude got shot and killed? He was wielding a knife a couple blocks from there. That was interesting to see. And outside of the mayonnaise, also happening outside, apparently there's been a lot of protesters there. And we're not talking about a little bit. They're estimating it was like 10,000 people.

Anti-Trump activists there. Yeah, I wonder how much they got paid.

10,000 Starbucks carts. I don't know. I mean, it's fucking something for sure. You know, but did you see what really stole the show? Like I said, there was a lot of fucking mayonnaise there. I haven't been able to watch, like just sit and watch it. The RNC needs some serious, like you guys need some serious, like cooling it up, bro. Like fuck. It's embarrassing. It reminded me, you know, that video of Dana, the hip hop teacher.

Yeah. That's what it reminded me of. Yeah, dude. I'm Dana and I'm going to teach you about hip hop. Yeah. One, two. See my feet turn out like this. Yeah. Not like this. That's what the RNC was, bro. There was no sauce to be found other than the vein. It's like raising canes, man. It was bad. I'll admit it, dude.

Bro, on a real note, though, that's why a lot of people still get lost. That's why they can't get the young people to get engaged, dude. This shit ain't cool, bro. There's no sauce. They're not cool. Bro, you guys need some sauce, man. Listen.

Fix it. It needs to be a fucking rock concert, bro. Like, where the fuck's Kid Rock at? No, bro, they need to be bringing out 50 Cent and doing Many Man. If he would have walked out tomorrow. No, I bet they're going to do it tomorrow. You think so? Yeah. Oh, he hasn't even spoke yet. That's true. Yeah, I bet they're going to do it. Oh, fuck, bro. Yeah. That would be fun. But I'm just saying. That would fix it. Yeah, but see, Trump has that aura. You know what I'm saying? Like, he's a...

Dude, like Trump's a boss, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like that dude walks in the room. There's people that have that. He's got it. So why don't they fucking build it up some more? Like make this dude. Let him use it, bro. Fucking Voltron. You know what I'm saying? Fucking bulletproof vest. Yeah. Upside down, you know, fucking, you know what I'm saying? Now, what are the cool, like, I will say this. One of the uplights, I know you're a dog lover. You have a bulldog. Actually, did you see baby dog?

Baby doll. Baby doll stole the show. So West Virginia Governor Jim Justice, which that's a great name. Yeah. Like, fuck, that's a great name. What is he? Democrat? No, he's at the RNC. Oh, okay. He's a Republican. Republican Governor Jim Justice. He brought his fucking dog out with him when he went to go speak. This is dog. Oh. Dude. Look at baby dog. Dude.

I want to pet that dog, man. Look at that baby. Look how fluffy. Like, it reminds me of Charlie. Yeah, it does look like Charlie. She's smiling. Look at her. So fluffy. Dude, there ain't nothing better than Bulldogs, man. No. If you've never had a Bulldog, you don't even know because it's, like, totally different than all the other dogs. I've had all the dogs.

an English like I don't even want him like I didn't want him I had German Shepherds and Rottweilers and big American Bulldogs people don't know what American Bulldog is they're big they're not they're like the size of Rottweiler big and then when my American Oscar passed away Emily wanted to get an English Bulldog and so I got her Otis as like a surprise and dude within like three days I was like

totally sold and now it's like i could never not have at least two english bulldogs cool because they're so freaking funny together yeah they're so funny dude they're like little comedians everything they do is fun it's just funny bro meatball my boy man yeah otis loves dj but uh but yeah so i thought that was cool now now you got that that's the rnc look at that baby

Her name's Baby Dog? Baby Dog. Oh, that's such a good name for her. And you know, he has that country accent too. Baby Dog. Yeah. Yeah. Look at that. Look at that. That's the best. That's a VIP right there. He looks so soft. Yeah. He looks so soft. Hey man, when I go out on the debate stage, 2028. Bring a Charlie. Yeah. Or one of my ducks. Yeah. Because I'll have more ducks by then. But that's the RNC. You got the DNC coming up.

And there is some weird shit that they're trying to pull with this DNC stuff. So let's cover this just a little bit before we move on. DNC moves forward with Biden virtual roll call despite furious backlash from some Democrats.

So the Democratic National Committee is moving ahead with this controversial plan to virtually nominate President Joe Biden ahead of the Democratic Convention in Chicago next month, ignoring this is CNN, by the way.

ignoring the growing calls from some of the party's elected officials to ditch that strategy, given the serious ongoing debate about whether the president should continue to seek a second term. And they're trying to push it in very, very quickly.

like maybe August 1st, August 2nd to officially nominate him. Well ahead of the actual convention with the convention itself being this virtual thing. Not just for Biden, but plenty of the delegates that are supposed to be there as well. So that's some interesting stuff. Well, isn't there a rule that if...

Right now, while Biden is not the official nominee, if something were to happen to him, Kamala has to be the natural progression. To maintain campaign force. Right. However, and I could be wrong, but I believe that if they nominate Joe Biden and then he pulls out, the Democrat convention gets to pick someone. Anybody they want. So that would make sense as to why they're trying to push the nomination forward. So quick. So that then they could switch it out before the DNC. That's some evil shit.

That's some evil shit. No matter who's complaining about it.

Let's check in with Biden because he just had a really, really bad NBC News interview. We shared one of the clips from that interview with Lester Holt. But that wasn't it. Biden again, man, in the senile, demented state where angry people are kind of mean. I think just in general. They're what? Mean. Angry people? No, old people. You said angry people. Did I? Old people can be. Old people are mean? Old people can get mean, bro. For no reason. Yeah.

Yeah, I think they've exhausted their give a fucks. Is that what it is? Dude, I'm going to tell you right now, that's what my problem is. You're not old, though. Yeah, but I've worked a full lifetime of hours. If you add up all the hours I've worked, I've worked a 70-year-old life. So I've had enough...

I've had enough interactions with people to be 70. That's why I fucking get pissed off so easy. - Got it. - And I'm like, I don't fucking give a shit. - Yeah, got it. - I got the old man I give a fuck halfway through my life. It's a beautiful thing.

Well, Biden definitely got it. He actually got kind of nasty with Lester Holt on NBC. So let's dive into this a little bit. So we've got two clips here. So the first one, Biden refused to commit to debating Trump before the next debate in September. And when pressed by Holt, whether he was anxious to get back on the horse, Biden snapped. I'm on the horse. Where have you been? Let's watch this clip.

Mr. Trump has said he's giving you a chance to redeem yourself, basically the idea of engaging in another debate. We're going to have another debate. Yeah, you're going to have one in September that's on the books. Would you be open to doing one in the next few weeks? I'm going to debate him when we agreed to debate, and I'm going to debate him in September. But if the opportunity came up to do one between now and then, is there a sense of wanting to get back on the horse?

I'm on the horse. Where have you been? I've done 22 major events. There are thousands of people, overwhelming crowds, a lot happening. I'm on the horse. What I'm doing is going out and demonstrating to the American people that I have command of all my faculties, that I don't need notes, I don't need teleprompter. I can go out and answer any questions at all. And I stood there when NATO was in town.

Well, you should be able to stand in for 12 hours or whatever the fuck it takes. I think it's interesting how the lowering of the bar has been introduced into society. For the president of the United States. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like when Joe Biden, when they did the debate, Joe Biden, you answered every question. You did so good.

What is this, kindergarten? This is the president of the United States. Of course he's supposed to answer every question. He's not supposed to answer every question. He's supposed to annihilate the guy on the other side, which he didn't do. Dude, this whole thing, I'm in command of my faculties. You're the president.

What are we talking about? You're not supposed to shit your pants and forget where the fuck you are. Who shit my pants? Yeah. Like the bar is like keeps getting progressively lower for the standard. And it's sad to see though. Yeah, like dude, we should have... We should have...

the smartest brightest most experienced most knowledgeable people running this country it's the most important thing to any of us well and then then when he got pressed about his obvious signs of cognitive decline he got angry again let's watch this in your last tv interview you were asked if you had watched the debate your answer was i don't think so no have you since seen it

I've seen pieces of it. I've not watched the whole debate. The reason I ask, because I guess the question is, are you all on the same page? Are you seeing what they saw, which was moments of, frankly, that appeared to be, you appeared to be confused. Lester, look, why don't you guys ever talk about the 18 to 28 lies he told? Where are you on this? Why didn't the press ever talk about that? 28 times it's confirmed he lied in that debate.

I had a bad, bad night. I wasn't feeling well at all. And I had been without a make. I screwed up. But I just ask the question because the idea that you may or may not have seen what some of these other folks have seen, you're not on the same. I'd have to see I was there to see I was there. By the way, seriously, you won't answer the question. But why didn't the press talk about all the lies he told?

I don't know anything about that. We have reported many of the issues that came up during that debate. No, you haven't. We'll provide you with it.

He's not used to the press fucking even asking him anything. No, it's always been softball questions. Dude, he's been protected for so long, he's getting offended they're asking him actual questions. First of all, welcome to the motherfucking show, bitch. Like, you fucking, you guys have been so one-sided and so unfair that this guy thinks he's entitled to being asked nothing. Mm-hmm.

To being held accountable to nothing this should give you insight to what these people think about themselves How dare you ask me about something I did what about him right? You can't even answer the question

And Trump can do all these things correct, bro. He can have the best economy. He can create all these jobs. He can do all these things to make our country better. And he gets zero credit at all. I'm not saying he's perfect by any means because he's not. I have a lot of criticisms of him. But they hammer the fuck out of him. Yes, but they don't give him any credit, which is what creates his persona of being like the mean tweets person.

If you don't have anybody telling the truth about you, you have to tell the truth about yourself. And remember, he would come out and do the pressers himself almost daily. And they didn't like that. They didn't like that he would go up there and handle these people. Yes. And then state what he actually did. And they don't like that. But dude, they say, oh, look how arrogant he is. Look how cocky he is.

Bro, nobody will tell the truth about him, so he has to make those statements. Which is what makes him appear to be cocky and mean or whatever they're calling him. I never thought he was mean. Now, here's the interesting thing. Last little piece on this. This poll comes out that says nearly two-thirds of Democrats...

I want Biden to step aside. Right? Two thirds. That's 66%, right? I'm not. Well, that's common. I'm not good with computers. 66% of Democrats. So Andy, can you ask for me why then this poll comes out of Trump Biden and it has Trump only at 51 to Biden at 49. Who the fuck is lying? Somebody's lying. I think they're lying. They're fucking lying.

Did you see that meme of Trump with this thing on for my pillow? No. That picture? It said my pillow. The new mini pillow. Yeah. Fuck, man. Dude, I'll tell you what, bro. When I saw that happen, I was fucking pissed. I was so pissed off. I'm just so sick of these people saying, doing, acting to the point where they think they can just kill people. Like, it should be an eye-opening, a very eye-opening thing

I think it is, too. I think people are I think their eyes are open. I've seen so many people who didn't vote for Trump and didn't like Trump saying I'm voting for Trump because it's very obvious that these other people are fucking insane. Yeah. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. That being said, our third and final headline, man, let's get to headline number three.

Headline number three, Adios, California. Elon Musk announces relocation of SpaceX and Twitter headquarters to Texas. I like Elon. I do. I know there were some questions about him before, like whether he's controlled. I like him. I fucking like him. He is the biggest influencer on the country, on the planet, ever.

And that's undeniable, man. I like him and he handles this shit. So let's dive into this. So Business Insider reports that on Tuesday, Elon Musk announced via Twitter that SpaceX would be relocating its headquarters from Hawthorne, California to SpaceX Starbase near Boca Chica Village, Texas. Musk attributed this decision to laws in California that he described as, quote, attacking both families and companies, saying,

The specific legislation must reference was a bill signed Monday by California Governor Gavin Newsom. This new law prohibits forced disclosure rules in public kindergarten through 12 schools, effectively banning requirements for teachers to notify parents if a child changes their name, pronouns or gender identity at school.

California is the first state to outlaw such requirements as reported by the Los Angeles times, uh, must, uh, call it this legislation, the last straw and stated quote, because of this law. Now here's the tweet. Uh, he says because of this law and the many others that preceded it attacking both families and companies, SpaceX will now move its HQ from Hawthorne, California to star base, Texas. Um,

Now, these relocations follow a pattern established by Tesla, another of Musk's companies, which moved its headquarters to Texas in 2021. Musk had also stated previously his intentions to move SpaceX business and corporation from Delaware to Texas as well. So what was Gavin's response? What was Newsom's response? Well, he had a four word riposte. Is that the right word? Riposte?

Sure. So Elon Musk, after billionaire decided to move his headquarters, he tweeted this out. So this was an original tweet from Donald Trump. That's and Gavin Newsom said, you bent the knee.

I said you bent the knee. So the tweet that he retweeted was from Donald Trump. It said when Elon Musk came to the White House asking me for help on all of his many subsidized projects, whether it's electric cars that don't drive long enough, driverless cars that crash or rocket ships to nowhere without which subsidies he'd be worthless and telling me how he was a big Trump fan.

fan and Republican, I could have said, drop to your knees and beg and he would have done it. And then Gavin Newsom retweeted that and saying, you bent the knee to which Elon Musk replied, you never get off your knees. Yeah, except except Gavin Newsom never gets off his knees to the cabal in fucking China.

Which is way worse. Way worse in my opinion. You know, and listen, like, I mean, you know, Trump also, I mean, Musk is also donating like $45 million a month. A month. A month.

That is fucking insane. Yeah, well. Now, granted, we only have one. I mean, that's what these other guys do. He's recognizing that he's the only guy out here that's big enough that has that kind of money to do that. Yeah. I actually commend him, dude. I commend him for getting involved. He doesn't have to get involved. He's a fucking, he's from South Africa, bro. You know, I know he's American and I could definitely tell he's a patriot at this point in time. He's African American. Everybody, you know, I don't know. I get tired of everything and everybody as part of the

part of the play type thing you know what i'm saying like we can't believe that that elon musk is like doing you know people are like well he does starlink and he does fucking brain implants and he does you know electric cars yeah well i mean i think he's an entrepreneur and i think he's brilliant and i think before he understood what was actually happening in the world he was still brilliant and so he looked at all these things he said there's opportunity here and it turns out um

He's doing okay with it. No. Well, I also don't think like the whole eco thing is part of his argument for making Tesla and stuff. I don't think that I've never seen anything. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's not like he's like, oh, I'm going to save the planet. I'm going to say this. Any of you turds buy any cyber trucks and painting them black and shit and like red and y'all think you're fucking cool. You're still a nerd. Yeah. What? Say it's cool. Say it. Do you buy cyber truck?

Oh, see? He's a cool nerd. Yeah. I don't care what Cyan does. Cyan's above criticism. He built 7-Eleven on the fucking moon. Anybody that built 7-Eleven on the fucking moon, good with me. They're cool. Yeah. I mean, and listen, like, kids should not be in school doing whatever the fuck they want and these teachers condoning the shit. Like, bro. That's insane.

That's insane. Those are our kids, not your kids. That's communist shit.

Not only bro. The funny thing is is that over in China? Yeah, they have the same attitude your kids are our kids except they teach them how to be fit They teach a math they teach them all kinds of skills. They need how to tell on their parents They teach them how to shoot they teach them how to assemble weapons disassemble weapons Okay, they're not teaching them that they can be a girl. All right, so this whole thing this ideology that is infected our country

It's done so to weaken our country. It's not done so to make it better. And anybody with a brain should be able to see that. Yeah, this is going to fuck California more financially than nothing. I think this, like, they might fall, bro. That's a shit ton of tax revenue coming from those two companies. California's already hurting. I mean, the other thing is, too, is that, like, when we talk about the progressive ideology, right? Like, there seems to be a...

I don't know, like a belief inside the Democrat party that the way for them to win is to be more and more and more progressive. And the funny thing is, is I think if they replace Biden with a more progressive candidate, uh,

They're really going to screw themselves because the tide and the culture has already been switching back the other way so much. That's why we're seeing people get fired for saying the things they're saying about Trump right now, which dude, you know, like I have mixed feelings about because on one hand I'm like,

Bro, we shouldn't be using cancel culture. But on the other hand, I'm like, we need to use it temporarily to balance shit back out. These motherfuckers need to know like, hey, you're done fucking with us. And it's funny. It's fun because they haven't figured it out yet. No. Yeah. No. But so I think, you know, Biden's in the Democrats are really in a tricky position here because they have a belief that they need a more progressive candidate to

Not less. And really, dude, the way for them to win is to have a less progressive candidate. Like if they made RFK their fucking nominee, they win. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. But I don't think they're going to do that. They want more progressive, more progressive, more progressive because it goes along with the global agenda. I still believe that it's going to be Michelle Obama. I agree. I still believe that. Oh, yeah. Big Mike.

And she's going to come out and make a play for unity. You know, those Obamas are really good at talking shit. They don't have any problem saying exactly what you need to hear. Even in 2008, bro, I believed Obama. I was like, fuck, I didn't want him to win. But...

I think he might be good. - Hope he does well. - And then he came in and he fucking destroyed everything, okay? - Typical. - So, yeah. So... I didn't laugh 'cause it was funny. I laughed because I was confused. - It was a mostly peaceful presidency.

I didn't get it. That's why I laughed. It was a mostly peaceful presidency. But, dude, I don't think these people are in touch with the people, bro. It's like when you see Biden get upset at even being questioned. Like, these people have been living in such an elevated state that they are unaware that the tide has turned. You know, like when AOC goes out and talks this progressive shit, she gets booed. Like, and they keep wanting to move over that way. You know, had Joe Biden had moderate policies, bro, he'd be getting reelected right now. Mm-hmm.

But people ain't with this progressive shit and they're not with this woke shit. They don't like DEI. They don't like ESG. They don't like politically correct. They love freedom and they don't want to be fucking taxed. And that's fucking reality, bro. We want to be Americans. We're fucking a special breed over here. We want to be jean shorts, Daisy Dukes, fucking American flags, Budweiser, big trucks, tailgates, shotguns, fucking fast cars, cool movies.

And fucking freedom, bro. That's what the fuck we want here. We don't fucking want none of this shit. And the people that want it are so limited that nobody cares. Doesn't matter. Guys, jumping on the conversation down in the comments, let us know what you guys think. With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, a thumbs up or dumb as fuck. This is where we bring a headline in, talk about it. It'll get one of those two options. Andy, let me ask you this. Do you like to go fishing? It depends. Mm-hmm.

Like to do deep-sea fishing. That's that's fine. All right. Yeah, have you done it before? Yeah lots. All right. Yeah, I love it We'll see what you think after this Terrifying moment fisherman is nearly impaled by flying Marlin in front of crew. Oh, yeah, this could happen dude, bro Fuck that let's see it. Nope. So terrifying video captured a fisherman's brush We ever been deep-sea vision. I don't do boats. Oh

Bro, we need to go. I got like some of the, there's a few captains that listen to the show. They invite us to go all the time. All right. No, bro, it's awesome. Bro, it's beer drinking all day. Yeah, I mean, that's cool. With big ass fish. I don't do well with boats. Don't have a good history of boats. Bro, what happened to you? Hmm? What happened to you on a boat? No, not me. Oh, generational trauma? Right. Okay. See, I think that's bullshit. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

I think you Tommy Boyed yourself out in the middle of a pond one time. You couldn't get no fucking wind and for that reason you don't like boats. I don't like small boats. If it's a decent sized boat. Didn't you tell me that you got stuck in a canoe or something one time? I can't fit in a small boat. Or you flipped it over. What'd you say? This motherfucker traumatized the boats. What the fuck did you just say? He said you need to be on a barge. Traumatized the boats, huh? I'm going to just tip so.

wrote, but that'll kick your ass too. What are you going to do? I know you can't shoot him. Let me fucking call it. What's the guy's name? It's too soon. Call me Tyler. Huh? Call me, what is his name? Thomas. Thomas. I'll be Thomas Crooks. You're going to miss.

Oh, man. Yeah. I mean, yeah. We'll see. Anyway, so we're going deep sea fishing. All right. You'll love it, dude. It's awesome. I mean, I'm sure I would. Bro, it's so badass. You catch the fish, and then you get to the dock, and they make the fish for you right there. Like, it's fucking awesome, dude. I'd be down to try it. Yeah. No, you'd love it. I'll try anything once. Yeah. But yeah, so let's watch this. Yeah, I'll try anything. I will try anything one time. It was just Pride Month.

Let's watch this clip man. Oh fuck! Holy shit! Damn that was close. That didn't get him? Bro. Oh my god! Oh my god bro that guy's lucky as fuck. Oh my god dude.

Dude, that guy, that was like right on his aorta. Or whatever, the jugular. Yeah, karate, I mean, bro, that would have fucking took him out. Whoa, bro. Did it get him? No. Is he bleeding or anything? He's fine. He was completely fine. Holy shit, bro. That dude got lucky. Bro. Now, he did go overboard. The fucking fish threw him out. Really? Yeah, he went overboard. They got him back on. But again, like that video. Let's play it again. Like 20 million fucking views.

No, he didn't go overboard. He's laying on the ground. I thought they said he went overboard. No. Sorry. Did you hear him yell it? Well, bro, apparently those fish can get pretty fucking big, man. Like 2,000 pounds. Yeah, it's huge. This was the biggest one I could find so far. Yeah. I mean, fuck, man. Yeah. That's a big ass fucking fish, dude. Bro, 2,000 pounds. Yeah, that's a big one. Bro, did you see that shark that...

Who fucking caught that big-ass shark that Lane Norton caught the other day? Did you see that thing? Lane Norton caught fucking Jaws, bro. No, he didn't. Oh, yes, he did. You didn't see it? No. Bro, can we get that picture on the show? Yeah. Look at that thing. Look at that thing, dude. That's fucking Jaws. That's not that big. That's a big fucking shark, bro. That was a record. That was a record shark, a record bull shark. 600 pounds. I wouldn't want to fuck with that. Do you know how fast those things are in the water, bro?

Show me one black person on the boat. I mean, you don't see too many black people on boats. Show me one black person anywhere in these clips. Why is that? They're just in the Caribbean. Michael Jordan's got a fucking fishing team. Does he? Yeah. Does he fish? Yeah, he's got a cool boat. It's called Jupiter. Look at his buddies just like look at him. Like this dude gets almost crushed by this fish. And his buddies are just like filming it. Bro. The guy in the orange chair, he's like, fuck that.

Bro, there's no way. Yeah. There's no way. Where are we giving this, man? Fuck, man. I don't know. I'd say thumbs up. They should have named the fish Thomas Crooks. Because he just missed. That's right.

You got thumbs up on this? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, for the guy living. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. I mean, bro, look, you're out at sea and you get your fucking jugular pierced like that, you're dead. Oh, you're done. He would have been dead before he hit the floor. Yeah. Fuck. You're dead. Yeah. That guy got lucky, man. Super lucky, bro. I think they actually ended up getting- Getting the fish? Yeah, they got him. Yeah. All right. Well, thumbs up on that, man. Yep.

Well guys, Andy, that's all I got. All right guys, don't be a hoe, share the show.