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If you let me actually go to one, maybe they can return the favor, you know, trade by bar and they can come through. What's wrong with our house? You're what's wrong with our house. Okay, guys, we're here. We are. We're back. Unfortunately. Joking. Right, gang. All right, cool. Let's not waste time. Let's not. What's your fixation on parents this month?
- On parents? - Hmm. - Oh, with the... - Your last three questions a week have all been parents-based.
- I just think it's a coincidence. There's no general fixation, but the fact that is a bit of coincidence, I feel like has always also been very like evergreen because everyone chimes in on these. - Everyone has bad parent experiences. - Exactly, everyone's got a story. - Yeah, it's facts. - Everyone's got a story. - It's facts. - So yeah, the question of this week was the dumbest excuses/reasons your parents have said no.
You heard what the pastor said last Sunday, right? What does that even mean? Exactly. Exactly. Bro, that's exactly what I'm thinking. What does that even mean? And Mars will speak cryptic. They do. My cryptic. They do. It could be for anything. Bro, I'm not going to lie. We was at the drawing yesterday. Half time I was thinking, what are you on about?
- When I was waiting yesterday, half of the scripture, I was like, I don't understand. I just, I was just my hand, I was just like this. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was just like this. - That's what they said to do. - He said reach out. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - For a bit. I reached out for a bit. - I couldn't look back and see you reach out. I would fall to my knees.
- I couldn't see you reach out. - Oh God, that's sweet. - Right, dumbest reason your parents said no, yeah? Because I was too happy. - I'm telling you bro. Parents don't like their kids to be happy. - That's a disgusting excuse. - Fun is a no go zone for them. - Yeah, don't ask me with that much smile. Don't ask me questions with that much smile. - I sometimes tell my daughter that the park is closed.
That's fucking disgusting. She's the villain. She is the villain. That's disgusting. Facts. It's boring, bro. But yeah. Also, nah. Right. This is the one. This is the one that got like tweeted after retweeted after copy and pasted after repeated. Say less. Because they said they had a dream where something bad happened. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. I've never had. I never had that as a kid. I did. Really? I.
- I believe I did. I believe I did. The thing is, if I didn't, it's been so common that I'm convinced my parents have said it to me. Do you know what I mean? - Nah, nah, I'm almost never on that kind of stuff. Never, never ever. - All right, in 2015, my mum said she couldn't buy me a PS4 'cause she bought me a DS in 2006. - Yeah, yeah.
The consulting is triggering for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The consulting is triggering for me. It's triggering for me, bro. Yeah. What console? Do you have any console? Yeah, I started with a PS1. Never had a PS2. Or did I have PS1, PS2, PS4?
I don't think I had a PS3 and 4. I'm not too sure. But I didn't have consoles in between. You had a PlayStation. I definitely had a PlayStation 1. You had a PlayStation 3 in uni. Okay, so it was 1, 3, 5. 1, 3, 5. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I missed the evens. You missed 2 and 4. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I missed the evens. Ah, boy. Oh, we had an Xbox, I think, at my mom's. We had everything at my dad's. We had everything at my dad's. We had Xbox and PS at the same time. Okay. Yeah, it was mental at my dad's. Anything went.
Anything went, as far as technology is concerned, anything could go on my dad's. And my mum's? Bliss. Bro. Yeah, my mum's was, we had a PC that we weren't allowed games on because it would give viruses. Oh, it was night and day. Everything was a virus. Jesus Christ. Bro, we weren't allowed nothing. I wasn't allowed MSN because of viruses. Nah, come on. I wasn't allowed MSN. I was a weekend drawn for MSN.
I got my entire fix on the weekend. - Damn bro. - Bro, everyone's chit chatting. - Everyone's hopping on after school. - Everyone's chit chatting after school. I didn't have any gossip until Friday night. - Fuck, and people are like, "Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka
until Friday and then it's gone. - Peak. - I was livid bro. Virus, virus, everyday virus bro. Pissed me off. - Sorry G. - Anyway, this one. Mum, can I go to a friend's party? Mum, no. Me, why? Mum, because I don't know them. Of course you don't know them. - My parents, my mum especially would never ever ever allow me to have a sleepover purely because her response is what's wrong with our house?
That's not an answer. Her response is, what's wrong with our house? You're what's wrong with our house. Because of this attitude, if you let me actually go to one, maybe they can return the favor, you know, trade by bar and they can come through. What's wrong with our house? You're what's wrong with our house.
- Because all this attitude, I can't go to my boys yard and chill. - Can I have a sleepover? What's wrong with our house? That's so infuriating. You're not understanding childhood. - They really, really, really didn't grasp it. - 'Cause sleepovers are everything to a kid. - They didn't grasp it, my bro. - So what, you just didn't have sleepovers? - Unless it was like family friends. It wasn't brethrens from school. Unless it was family friends and stuff like that, nah.
I guess from their perspective, it was a safe safety thing for us as children. But new age, don't born and bred me in this country. You don't want me to live the life. You should have dumped me a night from a youth. See what I'm saying? What's wrong with our house? Yeah, I'll scream. Oh, it was jarring. Yeah, that's fucking jarring. That was your one, isn't it? Yeah. I told my mom I wanted ice cream in the freezer. And she said no, because it's raining. Bro. Bro.
- Yeah, that's crazy. That's not ice cream weather. - That's not an excuse. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I just want ice cream, I want a dessert. - She said, "No, it's not ice cream weather." - It's raining. - It's raining. We don't eat ice cream when it's raining. - That's like saying to my mom, "Don't drink tea in the summer. You're gonna drink tea whenever." - Bro, I already told you my mom was on the salad ting in the summer. - That's brazy. - Yeah. I already told you. - Potatoes and salad. - Boiled potatoes, boiled eggs, and salad. - 'Cause it's summer. - 'Cause it's too hot to cook.
- Starving. - Child abuse. - Starving. - Reuben abused. - I was starving. Oh, I was starving. - After a hot play outside? - You need a hot play? - You need comfort food. I want a burger and a hot dog and a drink on the side. - I need to rejuvenate. - Oh, salad and potatoes and boiled egg. I would dash the fucking plate. - You wouldn't, first of all. - I wouldn't. I would've come back to a yard. - I would've had a broken nose. That's the plate.
- Nah, never in a million. - At seven years old. - My stepdad would have stood the fuck up. - Your story is about your stepdad's sweet. - Oh bro, because he only interjected when necessary. When really, really necessary.
- Bro, you need to get to the fucking necessary. - Fuck it up. - Oh God. And that's when I was scared and angry at the same time. - Oh, weren't we all? - Yeah, bro. Anger doesn't cut it. - It doesn't. - Oh wow. - Because you think you're strong.
- You think you're strong. - I remember when I hit puberty and I had a little mustache and I started getting muscles because my mum bought me these Reebok quates. So I was doing curls and press ups every night for hours and sit ups. So I was thinking I'm wham. One day I saw my dad sit down like this.
I was thinking, you know what? Was at my uncle Gary's house. I said, "Well, I'm going for an arm wrestle." - To your pops? - To my pops. 'Cause you know when you're a kid, before you've got the depth, you used to tense your arm like this. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Because it's long and straight. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - But it looks bigger. So I used to tense my bicep like this. - As opposed to the twist. - As opposed to the twist. And you got that tennis ball. I didn't have that. So I used to squeeze it long. Pause. And I challenged my dad to an arm wrestle and I thought, "I'm pretty sure we're gonna be on even ground." I must've been like 14.
I thought I'm pretty certain. - Yeah. - I can hold it down. When I say this man annihilated me, I gave it everything. You know when you're the two tendons, they were straining bro. When I said I gave it all I had, he yawned and went bang. And I was like, this is the real difference.
This is the real difference. I don't know when I'm going to get that man strength, but I need it because that's not making sense because you're not even at home lifting weights. From my... I'm convinced my dad will be in Armwrestling today because...
He's never trained in his life. He just, he's just a built African man. And it just doesn't make sense, bro. I'm pretty sure my dad would beat me as well. It just doesn't make sense. I contemplated challenging my dad again, literally like three weeks ago. And I thought, I just don't know if I can. Bro, his grip strength alone, the handshake alone, I'm thinking, bro, I'm at peak age. He's nearly 70. Yeah.
How is this possible, bro? - Bro, they've learned stuff. - They've learned stuff, they've been through stuff. They carry stuff in their day. - They really have. - Jesus Christ. - Fucking hilarious. I recently asked my mom if I could borrow her suitcase for a few days as me and my partner have a holiday to Spain booked in June.
She said no, because she needs them because she doesn't know when she'll be going on holiday yet. Bro, just don't book that one week. You've got 52 to choose from. What the fuck? Just say you don't want me to go. Yeah, facts. Just say you don't like sharing and that's it. They're your suitcases and you're putting your foot down. Just say that. I don't know when I'm going on holiday yet, so I can't have you just in Spain with my bags. That's unserious stuff. It is unserious fucking stuff. Piggybacking off the sleepover thing.
Because sleepovers are Satan's invention. That doesn't make any sense. Bro. I want to chill with my comrades, bro. I want to chill with my comrades and see what I'll go on in their house. Facts, bro. I want to see what time their mom says go bed. Facts. I want to eat something different. I just want to have fun. I want a different atmosphere. Different everything, man. 100%. Oh, this is the one. Dumbest reason your parents said no. Because I said so.
That's just standard. That is the single most standard one. - You can't really argue with that because I said so. - Because you're the God in the house. - Literally. - So yeah, so because I said so is actually enough of an answer. And you can't back chat. - Dumbest excuses your parents have said no. In quotes, we can't afford that. Do you want me to sell my body on the street? - Our child doesn't even know what that means. - Brother. - Do you want me to sell my body on the street? I'm assuming we're talking toys. - I can't be exposed to that.
- Wow, that's too dark. - It's way too dark for a child to hear. Way too dark. - Do you want me to sell my body on the street? - What does that mean, bro? - What does that mean? - Wow. Right. My parents bought my twin sister and I a car when we graduated, but then told us we couldn't drive it anywhere because other drivers were too crazy.
So it's for show? It is for show. It's just so like, I don't want you to go to school and tell your friends, I can't have a car. I ain't got a car. I ain't got a car. So you got a car. The big man, the streets are reckless. Yeah, you're not driving it. You've got a car, shut up now. Yeah, you've got a car. Drive it up and down the drive. Where you take your bike is where you take the car. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
- Wow. Wow. - That's a her problem. - That's an entirely her problem. Do you think I give a fuck? - Don't deflect your bullshit onto me. I'm gonna go out and chill with my padres. - Yeah, bro. That's insane. All right, I've got two more. Dumbest reason your parents said no. You can't have fun two days in a row. That's nuts for starters.
This one was absolutely diabolical, right? Dumbest reason your parents said no. Life is full of disappointment. Allow me to be your first. - She didn't even shirk her that bitch. - Bro, life is full of disappointment. Allow me to be your first. - Allow me to be your first. - Let's pop this cherry now in the safety of our own home. - So you're comfortable with rejection. - Yeah, so you understand disappointment.
Get familiar with it. Because it's coming. Yeah, it's going to keep happening. So at least let your mother and father be the ones to soften you into this. So no. Mad. Mad. I remember one time. This is the flip side. Parents will come with dubs rarely. But when they do, it's crazy. I remember one time I was in
Yeah. I was in trouble. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even though I technically hadn't even done anything. Okay. Basically, what happened was your boy got in a little pickle with the police. The police. But when I say I was a bystander, I was literally a bystander. Okay. And even the perps didn't do anything wrong. So basically what happened was one of my boy's dad is a fucking snitch.
So what happened was, yeah, it was me and my three boys were walking, we were playing out and we were walking home, right? It was late. Then two of my boys were getting into an argument, as you do, and then it got a bit pushy and shovey, and then they started ramping and they fell onto a car bonnet. Okay. Alarm didn't go off, nothing happened. But the person whose car bonnet was like,
There's blacks outside and they're fighting and they're vandalizing my car. - Yeah. To Popo or just- - To Popo. - Okay. - Then one of my boy's dads who lived on the same street snitched and was like, "I know exactly who they are." Named and shamed. He lived two doors down from me. Named and shamed us all. - Damn. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So police came knocking. My mom was like,
- I know for a fact there's not police here saying my son's name. - Yeah. - Yeah, full guvvy. - Oh my doorstep. The fuck did you do? And I was there like, bro. And they spun the whole story because they were going from the story from the lady who bailed. So they said, "There's three blacks beating up another black on my car."
And I wasn't the one getting beat up, clearly. So I was one of the beaters. - Yeah. - Yeah. - But you're a bystander. - Yeah, I was a bystander, bro. So the story my mum's hearing is your son was party two smacking the shit of an innocent on someone else's car. And I was like, pardon? I was like, mum, I swear down, I didn't.
- She's not gonna believe you. - She didn't believe a word I said. I was like, I swear down I didn't. And then I was like, here's what happened. And then she was like, the fact that you didn't tell me this happened means that's not what happened. It means you're a liar. And they were like, we need to bring it down to the station. I was like, no, my heart. I said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bro. And it was charged as well. What made it worse, what made the whole ting worse is that because of the job that my mum did, she,
knows a lot of police officers. - I see. - So she was like, if you think I'm embarrassing myself, pulling up with my son, the criminal, you're fucking crazy. - My son, the criminal, why? I'm your child. - I was a police man. - Support me. - Please. So then my stepdad had to take me and he hated the police. So he was in there like.
He was in there calling for lawyers. He was in there like, how dare you accuse him? He was shouting in there. It was embarrassing. So anyway, my mum was livid. Fucking livid. My boy was like, who was another one of the perps. Yeah.
His mom didn't give a shit. None of my other boys' moms gave a shit because that was just norms. That was norms. Oh God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just norms. Just norms. And there's a taking you in cuffs. It's calm. My mom couldn't believe what was going on. So that night my mom was like, sleepover ting. And I was like, you couldn't pick a worse night.
He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, safe, safe, safe. Everyone's rolling. Tings and all. My mum's giving the green light for tings. Yeah. Sleepover. And I was like, oh, it's fucked. It's completely fucked. So when I say I grovelled, did the garden, did all my chores, ate dinner like that. And I remember like, oh, mum, obviously, you know when you're like, I know you're going to say no. Yeah, but. But. Yeah.
Just a softener. I'd be doing myself a disservice if I didn't ask. Yeah. So I was like, oh, that man want to have a sleepover in it. And I said, this is a terrible night because of obviously the things that have happened that I didn't even do. Yeah. But that man want to have a sleepover in it. And then she was, I, when I said I was 110% certain she was going to say no. Yeah. And she was like,
Just finish your dinner and go for your seatbelt for a minute. You know when you're like... You can't smile. You can't smile too hard. You can't smile. You just breathe. Is it? Yeah. Thank you, mum. Thank you, mum. Thank you, mum. I appreciate it. That was it. Thanks, mum. Thank you, mum. You can't even look up at her. I don't think I'll have any fun because I just feel so bad about what I did. But thank you for that. I've finished. Can I go now? Yeah. Can I go now? I've finished my food.
Sprint Bro Sprinted up to his bag You know I ran there My bag was swinging Yeah
And then as soon as you leave the yard, are you mad, bro? She was never saying no. What to me? Are you mad, bro? For what? I'll kick the door down. Oh, God. That's hilarious. It was a sleepover as well. I bet. Yeah, I was gassed. I bet. I was gassed. I've actually got a question I forgot to say, which works perfectly well into everything we've just been discussing. This is for everyone. So if there was something that you didn't do slash have during your childhood that you'd want to make sure your future children do do slash have, what would it be and why?
This is like shallow. I'll probably have to think of a deeper one. God, I wanted a trampoline when I was a kid. God, I fucking wanted a trampoline. It was on every Christmas and birthday list as long as I can remember. And one of my bredjins, her name was Alex. She had a trampoline. We used to fuck around on that bitch. And even at night, we used to lay on it and watch the stars. That shit was incredible. You used to get a blanket and watch the stars on a trampoline, bro. That's some cute shit. Yeah, it was fucking awesome. Was you a joininer?
- Nah, she was just broski. - Just homie. - Yeah, she was broski. - Say less, say less. - But yeah, every year I was like, "Oh, what I'd give for a fucking trampoline." So if my kids ever asked me for a trampoline, I'd like to be able to be like, "Let's sort it. Let's fucking do a trampoline." - All right, cool. Ellis? - The first thing that popped up, I can't really think, the first thing that popped in my head was,
Like more like school trips and stuff. I went on a few, but I didn't get to go on loads, but I wanted to go on this one. You ever heard of NCS? NCS? Nah. NCS is mad. Okay. It's fucking crazy. What is it? Like, I think it's year 11 when you just finish in school. So when you finish school, obviously you got the summer. Yeah. Yeah.
At the end of school. Hang on, a year 11 school trip? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds like pregnancy. Yeah, I don't think I went for it. A lot of people come out with misses and sides, everything. Wow. But basically, yeah, it's the summer after you finish school and you just go travelling.
Like you go to, there's loads of different ones. It's just called NCS. You just go traveling. I see. I think I know what you're talking about. It mixes loads of schools together. Oh, hell yeah. So you just meet loads of people. You travel. You do loads of shit activities. That sounds amazing. Yeah, but it's expensive. I remember it was just grants and I was like, yeah, there's no chance in hell. But yeah, something like that would be cool.
Because I remember hearing about that. I was like, NCS sounds awesome. Yeah. It sounds fucking sick. I remember I wasn't allowed to go. I can't remember how much it was. But I wasn't allowed to go on the ski trip. Oh, I never went to them either. Year seven ski trip. I was at home with like four men. And they made you go to school as well. And no one in the year was even there. Oh, that's ridiculous. It was during the term. Yeah. I thought it was like half term. Nah, bro. It's during term. Oh.
So I took school and there was like three other man there. - Oh, I'd riot. - Bro, I was fucking pissed off. I hate it, it was like the worst week of my life. - That's a piss take. That's a piss take. All right, Rem. - The first thing that comes to mind of what I didn't have and I desperately wanted as a kid, I don't know, maybe have been about, I don't know, five or six. And you know, at school and you'd see kids with the flashing lights on the trainers.
The blinky dudes. Yeah. I used to see them all the time, playground or whatever. I used to beg my dad, please. Everyone's got these jaunts. I need them to keep up. Nah, never had a pair.
And that was the same actual story for footwear, I think, through a lot of school for me. But yeah, it started that young for me, for sure. Yeah, flashing lights on the trainers, need that. Yeah. That was total 90s for me, bro. Yeah. Remember that story. I think mine would be just like,
holiday slash activity stuff i feel like because my obviously as you might know my childhood was very like separated from the rest of my family there's a lot of stuff we never did together so the times we were together i think we've been to we've been to we went to center parks we went to france and we probably did like chesterton and like like not all the time it's lego land i remember those four but it's like that's it that's all i remember you know so it's like
I felt like we missed a massive part of like cohesion in a family due to not having holiday slash like family activities, you know? So for sure, that would be one thing I would definitely, definitely have for my kids. Yours is way more serious than the rest of ours. That's really sad. I had the question, so I thought of the answer. Yeah, fair. That's really sad. Sorry, G. Sorry. It is what it is.
I'm 33 now, so yeah. - It's obviously charged. - Yeah, it's obviously charged, yeah. I don't think about it anymore. - Yeah, but fuck. - This came to mind, yeah. - Damn. - Yeah, bro. - Damn, that sucks. - It does suck. - Holidays and, I think holidays and stuff is big. Like, not necessarily, doesn't have to be expensive and stuff, but like holidays and activities. My mum took us to France one time and it was like a, it was like a centre park thing, but in France. - Okay.
fucking lit we did archery they had a six women pool and it was just activities and stuff every day sick I had so much fun sick I had so much fun I think I went to my first school trip in year seven which was in France ironically enough as well I don't think it was in Paris but it was like a camp thing like I think it was during summer like during a end of term type of break and
I just remember it being lit because it was the first time I would go in with a bunch of people, you know? It was a good feeling. It was a really, really good feeling, man. Yeah. It's something I really, really want my kids to enjoy when they're older. Bang. Okay, guys. Welcome back, guys. Indeed. If you're watching on YouTube, please subscribe to the channel. Please actually do it. Chirps, sing in the comments. You know what it is. Facts. Facts.
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- Gang. - I'm two or three. - I think you're three. - I'm three streams deep. - Three. - Three streams deep. That bitch is stressful. I'm not gonna lie. Bitch is fucking stressful. - Yeah. - Yeah, but it's fun. I like it a lot. It's really, really, really, really cool. And I have a newfound respect for streamers.
Because this multitasking, John, is nuts. What games were you playing? So, so far, I've only played Call of Duty. I was supposed to play with Rem the other day. I was supposed to play Fall Guys, but my Fall Guys was fucking up. Okay. I still need to download that. Jay was saying that. It's juicy. It's... Yeah, it's just a fun, easy game. And like...
It's just nice. - Okay. - It's nice. It's a lot of fun and it's nice. And I really, really, really want to play with Rem. Also, hands up, Rem's a snake. Turns out Rem snaked me the other day. - Oh God. - He snaked me. He snaked me. So here's what happened, right? Here's what happened. Here's the scenario. - All right, cool.
- Rem's face. - We agreed to play Fall Guys together, right? - Yeah. - We were trying, God, were we trying. And I had to message him, I was like, "Oh bro, I'm really, really sorry. We can't play Fall Guys tonight. It's just not gonna happen." So this guy's like, "All good." He messaged me. He's streaming, right? And I'm streaming. He messaged me, "All good. You playing Resurgence, which is obviously Call of Duty?" I said, "Yeah."
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Let me go onto his stream and see what I've got. He's running with three other Jawns, just, "Ha ha ha, get him, get him, yeah, guys." I said, "No, surely not." - Not my Rem. - Yeah, not my Rem. That doesn't make sense. Let me refresh. Maybe there's a 10 second delay. Let me refresh. Or maybe he's just wasting time waiting for me to invite. Lewis is like, "Oh, should we run?" "No, no, no, let me invite Rem." Invited, invited, invited. I know this bitch is popping up on his screen. I know it's on his screen. He can see it.
James inviting, James inviting, James inviting. I did it nine times just to make sure he saw it. He saw that bitch aired it. Aired it. - That's my bad. That's my bad. - Did he message to say my bad and play with others? Nah. - That's my bad. - Aired me. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Just left man in the lobby. - I'm sorry. After Fall Guys, I just thought that we would charge it for the evening and that we would run it back properly, a duo stream at a later date, which is supposed to be tonight.
- But you said Resurgence to him or he said Resurgence to you? - I asked him if he's playing Resurgence. - Okay. - He just meant not with me. - I just jumped straight in. - He asked me to be polite. - I just jumped straight into Resurgence to start playing with my community. That's my bad. Sorry, sorry. - Are we running back tonight?
- Damn, that would have been awkward on the live, just there rocking your chair waiting. - Is what it is, isn't it? - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Anyway, thank you guys for anyone who jumped in the stream. They were really, really, really cool. I'm gonna keep doing it again. Yeah, we're running tonight as well. And yeah, it's a lot of fun. It's good shit. Whoop update? - Whoopity scoop. - Eight for Fouad. How did we get there?
How did we get there? Yeah, like, how was your week? Oh, sorry. You're thinking rough. It's a good score. So, yeah, well gone. So I was second in strain. I trained, I think,
twice last week and obviously I was away I was away on holiday so I couldn't really train but there was a couple days when my strain was pretty up which was good just for like other activities swimming I snorkeled I'll talk about that later and recovery and sleep I think I had two really really good sleeps out in Egypt just my
My green was green and I was gassed. I felt good. And yeah, it was calm. I feel like more recovery slash sleep was good for me whilst I was away. But obviously I just didn't train as much. So it was, I had charged the week, but surprisingly I still got decent numbers. So I was happy with that. All right, gang. Let's do Rem. So Rem is four plus four plus one. So nine. Well played. Has Rem had a nine before?
I'm sure he has. Seven. No, he got... Two weeks ago, he did. Yes. Well played. I, this week, realised that I still am a Jinchuriki. That I can still draw for the power of the beast within when need be. Fair. Because the past... So, two weeks ago, when I brought up Freyja having a Flele-ton and everyone laughed at me, I decided, okay...
Everyone go and fuck yourselves. I'm going to do my own thing. So I got me a skipping rope. Yes, you said so. So that week I decided, cool, if you're on your flail of the tongue, I'm going to skip. Strain up, strain up, strain up. Competing for strain. I'm saying, I'm not losing strain again. I lost the strain to Fwaggs that week by 0.2. Damn. So red. I decided, I'm not losing strain again. The following week, which was this week just gone, Fwaggs hit a two consecutive days. So on your birthday was like,
Which is a Saturday. Saturday, yeah. Yeah, you hit a 15. So on a Sunday, he goes, oh, sorry. On that following same night, I hit a 16. The next day, you hit like a 16. I said, cool. I hit an 18.4. Fuck. That's unrealistic. And you, man, don't... And this is bearing in mind, I don't think...
I don't think I can win the eight weeks now, even still. We'll see, but I don't think I can win. But under that pretense, I had decided I was still going to put my ass on the line to win Strain.
and go that extra mile. - To get that four, yeah. - To get that four, to get a one point, knowing that I don't think I'm going to win the overall, just to fight for that one point, you might not wanna know what I had to do that evening to earn 18.5. - You don't wanna know. - I don't wanna know. - You don't wanna know. - Fair play bro. - So yeah man, I was fighting for strain. Recovery was incredible that week. And yeah, as usual sleep, I take the L on sleep, but it's been rough man. Not doing too great this week so far, but,
I think I can come back round. Feeling good. - Fair. - Ellis's points are one plus one plus four. Damn. - So I'm guessing, yeah, so one, one, four. - Yeah. - I think the top one was sleep. - Sleep, yeah. - My strain's been a lot better. I actually got on the skipping rope thing as well. - Yeah, I'm seeing it here. - Literally got on skipping rope. - Jump rope. - Sick.
Literally 10 minutes of it and get a strain of like 11, 12 easy. Just of like 10 minutes. - Man, that's easy. - Yeah. - Fair. - Honestly, like you can actually, you can just do it. It's just like a nice, it's a nice exercise to do to get your strain like all the way up. - I'll get one. - I should have done it from the start of the bloody challenge, but it is what it is. But no, it's been good. Still struggling while on recovery. I don't know what it is. Someone, I saw a few people comment, maybe I have like sleep apnea or something.
I don't know. It must be something to do with my sleep. - James, so two plus two plus three. - Not that great on a strain this week. Had a bad week of training and even the ones I'm still struggling. I took your advice, Rem, and tried to move it higher up on my wrist. Really struggling with strain to get it up. I like smashing cardio.
Doing all the things I need to do. But on a lighter note, what I will say is even though this has been my worst week, so...
One thing I will say that this WHOOP has done for me is obviously upped my training and consistency and tried to focus on this recovery and the sleep and all this kind of shit. So I don't know if I told you, man, when I first, first started, when we first started this, like just before week one, I'd had it on for like two days. I did like a full breakdown with my PT and we did measurements. We did measurements and we, I did a VO2 max test on the row machine. So,
I had my second one. Now that we've been doing this for ages now, for obviously seven weeks. Last week I had another one, did measurements again, took my weight again and did the VO2 max test again. So from doing all this extra fucking cardio and all this shit I've been doing for the last eight weeks, my thighs are two inches bigger. No way. My calves are an inch bigger. My arms are an inch bigger. My chest is an inch bigger.
That's mad Bro Yo My I'm two pounds down In weight Which is all down to food I can fix the food So on the food front Because of this Because the only thing That wasn't as impressive Was daddy's waistline Needed to Tighten up A little bit more snatched But
And my weight, I wanted it to be lower. So to help with that, I'm also now, this is day seven or is it day eight? This is either day seven or day eight, no sugar, no snacks. I've not had sugar in a week or any snacks. And I can feel the difference already. I haven't weighed myself yet, but I'll weigh myself like tonight or tomorrow. Anyway, and my VO2 max test, which was a 2000 meter row as fast as you can. I beat my time by over 30 seconds. Okay.
- Well played. - So bro, this whoop challenge has made a fucking massive difference to me. - Wow, yeah. Especially 'cause we are tracking it on a day or day slash week by, well, individually day by day, together week by week. It's a good test to see if I'm performing well. - Yeah, I'm really, really, really happy with it.
- So a lot of people have been asking me when we're doing this community challenge. So guys, if you're new here, obviously these are the whoops. We've been measuring, as you can see, strain, recovery, sleep.
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We have in fourth place is Ellis with 47 points. Next, we have Fuhad with 51 points. Next, we have Rem with 53 points. Next, we have James with 59 points. So one week to go. There is a six point gap between Rem and I. That's not bad. Six point gap. So if I did three points, it's doable. It is doable. You'd have to have a shocking week though.
I'm getting on a plane tomorrow. Yeah, so. If there's any week that I'm going to have a shocking week, it's going to be this week. I get on a plane tomorrow. So, yeah. So if you can win, because there's a six point difference between us. If you get a, if for some reason you got a 4-4-4,
That would be crazy. That would be insane. That would be insane. If you get first in sleep, first in strain, first in recovery this week, that would be 12 points. For example, if I got last in strain, I'd have three points. It would be what? A 1-1-1, right? Yeah, so I'd end up with three points. So that would be a nine point. So it's more than doable. It's doable. It's there. And then at the very least, we could finish tied.
what would that be an extra week I don't know what that would be actually fuck this so yeah that's actually woken me up and I can't allow that to happen so fuck if we go to Miami I don't care I'm gonna I'm gonna get a skipping rope and I'm gonna train every day when we're there cool gag but cool one week to go there's also a two point
difference between you two. So Fuhad could overtake you again. Ellis, there is a, there's only a four point difference between you and Fuhad. You could take Fuhad easily. Maybe. And he's about to get on a plane tomorrow as well. Fair. You could take Fuhad easily. Okay, cool. Right. So we have a thread and it is the worst excuses for cheating.
I've skimmed, have you skimmed? - I'm not skimmed, I've just seen, I'm looking at it now. I'm looking at them now. The first one, jokes. - All right, cool. First excuse for cheating. So, "Baze just caught me cheating." Bearing in mind, no condoning. - Facts. - Caveat, no condoning. - Facts, this is just what the research says. - It's just what the research says. - It's just what the research says. - Right, cool. Just got caught cheating, bang. It was just a side quest.
It was just a side quest. I'm going to start for the bottom one. All right, bet. He only went to the movies with her to tell her he had a girlfriend. Sometimes you have to let her know in a safe space because he's been clapping for weeks.
I went to the movies, we've had to tell her I had a girlfriend. - Have a girlfriend, yeah. - Bro, 'cause she keeps moving to me and it's just inappropriate. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's fucking inappropriate. - Let's go for movies, let's go for a drink. - Yeah, let's go somewhere public so I can tell you I'm taken. - I'm taken. - I don't wanna do this with you. - But shush, I'm taken. - All right, Bet. Everyone knows your ex cheated on you regularly. Now all of a sudden you have a higher standard. That's unfair to me. - Higher standard is crazy. - That's how murders are committed.
- Higher standard is crazy. - You've ran around telling everyone for years that you just got cheated on. Now I cheat on you on what? You're too good for it. - I'm the martyr. - Yeah. - I'm the villain. - Yeah, I'm the villain. When I just did exactly what he did. His mistakes. No, no, no, not today. That's one of them ones where I used to, this is stupid. This is different.
I remember I always used to be the guy... When I wanted to be in my hoe phase, none of the girls I was talking to wanted to be in their hoe phase. I think I must have had a late glow up and my peng didn't align with their peng. So...
I remember when I was like deep, deep ho phase James, all the things I were talking to were always on a like, I'm just not on a sleeping with guys anymore. I spent all of last year having fun. - Yeah. - And now I get fam, I spent all of last year having fun. - No one said serious. - Yeah, no one said. - I couldn't hear that. I'll scream why me? You got a few more months of fun left in you. I can see it love. I can see it.
- Oh, boy I had fun. That will send me over the edge. - Rob, there was one thing, you know who it is as well. The one who snaked me with sending you titties. When I first started talking to her, that's exactly what she said. - Fuck. - I've spent the last couple of years just having fun and I'm not on that anymore. I really wanna just get serious. And I was just like,
- Why the fuck? - Why is this happening to me? - 'Cause we could have had fun. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, I'm here for the fun. - Damn. - Look at me, bro. Look at me, bro. I'm here for the fun, hey. Jimmy Fun Fun, that's me. - Oh my God. - Bro, I was livid. - Oh, that's choked. - I was livid. - That is hilarious. That is hilarious. My mum cheated on my dad when they first started dating.
- So this is second nature. - Yeah, this is bloodline stuff. - Bloodline. This is Targaryen business. Don't fuck with the bloodline. This is bloodline jokes. - This is Targaryen business. - You get what you get. You saw the hair. - Yeah, you saw the white looks and you should have known what it was. - Facts bro. - Bro, this is what we do.
Right. He cheated because he thought I needed the trauma for my character development. Jail time. Yeah, that's jail time. That's jail time. Yeah, that's jail time. Wow. Wow. That's nuts. Girl had the same name and birthday as me. She reminded him of me. Wow. Oh, God. Surname and birthday. Same name and birthday. Same name and birthday. I just saw bae and my dick just got hot.
She said her name and her birthday and I just, I saw you in her and I needed it. Wow. That's crazy. The vacuum gave him a hickey while I was on vacation. Never saw that boy vacuuming his whole life. The vacuum. Yeah, the vacuum. Whilst you were on vacay. On vacation stuff is crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. On vacay, vacuuming on vacay. Come on, bro. Wow. Come on, bro. I wore a condom, so technically I didn't even touch her.
Technically. The skin to skin wasn't there. So did I cheat? Did I really cheat? Peak. Wow. He said he was so in love with me that the overpowering emotion intimidated him. So he had to cheat in order to regain control of his life. Oh no, regain control of his love for me.
- Ah, that's emotional torture. - Bro, I'm so in love with you, it's consuming me and I need to fuck someone else just to stabilize. - That's- - Otherwise I don't know what I'm gonna do. - I might do something. - I might do something to myself or you or whatever, Romeo and Juliet. - This is for the best for both of us. - If I wanna be on the straight and narrow, I had to clap her cheeks. I had to focus on us. - You're holding her hand. I understand. - I understand this is for us. - I understand this is for us. - Yeah. - Fucking hell, man.
Simple and straightforward. You're just too easy to love. I had to cheat because you're too easy to love. That doesn't even make sense. It doesn't. That one actually doesn't even make sense in a lie. He said my head was too small in comparison to his and he was worried he'd always have to stand behind me in pictures. What? What? Bro. Bro. Bro. That's fucking funny.
My ex was very into astrology. She cheated and later blamed the great American eclipse of August, 2017. - Get the fuck out of my face. - The great American eclipse. - American eclipse. - Is that what it's called? - I've never heard that in my life. I don't know what that is. - The great American, how is one eclipse any greater than any other? - An eclipse is an eclipse that happens when it happens. - Of 2014. - Great American eclipse. - Oh, better. - I wish you said it just, it fucked with her chi. - Yeah. - Fucked with her chi, she had to suck dick. Jesus.
Jesus. That's insane. I was on vacation and when you're in another state, it really doesn't count. You were spending too much time focusing on the kids. There were four and just a little over a year old. Huh? All four of them? There were four and just a little over a year old. That doesn't make sense to me. Was it like a, was it called quadruplets? Quadruplets. No. You should have given me a free pass like I asked. Then it wouldn't have been cheating.
- Damn. - Yeah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. - That's cold blooded. - Bro, that's fucked. - Like I asked. - I asked you for a free pass. Did I not? - You know I'm going on holiday. Give me a free pass 'cause I'm gonna fuck. - Yeah, is it even consensual or it's not? - Damn. - What do you want it to be? Is it even cheating or it's not? - I need your say so. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I want it to work. - If you want this to work, I need your say so. - Yeah, give me the pass. - Fuck, man.
- Yeah, that's disgusting bro. - I think that's all I've got. - Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay. No, it's not. - No, you've seen the one. - I've just seen one. - All right, hit me. - Man said a dick has no conscience. - Wow, wow. - It's just meat. Yeah, it's just meat and it gets hard for what it gets hard for. - Facts, just meat and bones. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Meat and bones, meat and blood. - I'm just here along for the ride. - Facts, bro, it controls me, I don't control it. - It has no conscience. He does what he wants. - That's crazy. - He wasn't thinking about you. He wasn't thinking about her. He damn sure wasn't thinking about me.
He just fucks when he wants to fuck. That's crazy. Okay, cool. Back to school, yeah? Yeah, man. So the scores are James 5, Rem 1, Ellis 1. 5-1-1. Is that what we're on? Damn. All right. All right. Is everyone ready? Yeah. Yes, sir. Cool. Question number one. What is the capital of Austria? What is the capital city of Austria? Spell.
Consonant. Question number three. In a survey of families, three have no children, five have one, seven have two, three have three, and two have four. How many children are included in the survey? Next question. Choose the correct list of nouns in the following sentence.
A dog barks at a cat in a forest by the river. Cool. Final question. A transparent material is see-through. What is its opposite called? I think you got the first one wrong, but you're very close to getting it right. That's why I was annoyed because I know the...
I don't know if Game Master will give it to me but I know the name of the capital of Austria sounds a lot like what I've written. - Yeah, that is. - That's sad. - I know what it is. - Because of what I've written? - Yeah. - All right, then it's close enough then. Question number one, what is the capital of Austria? And the answer is Vienna.
- Please, please. - I've seen it already. Before you even spoke, I saw it. And I'm not giving you the answer. - He wrote V-I-E-N. - I wrote V-I-E-N because I thought Vienna was in Italy. - Yeah, I thought V-I-E-N. - That's why I didn't write Vienna. I thought it was in Italy. I wrote V-I-E-N. - It sounds Italian. - It does. - It does sound Italian. - I like it, G. That's a strong start. - That's wild.
Next question. Spell consonant. Consonant, sorry. The spelling is C-O-N-S-O-N-A-N-T. C-O-N-S-O-N-A-N-T. One letter. Next question. In a survey of families...
Three have no children, five have one, seven have two, three have three, and two have four. How many children are included in the survey? The answer is 36. - How did I get that wrong? - Yeah, two off. - Yeah, how did I get that? Never mind. - Choose the correct list of nouns in the following sentence. A dog barked at a cat in a forest by a river. The nouns are:
Dog, cat, forest, river. You have a possible of four correct answers. So if you've got four, you get four. If you've got three, three, and et cetera, et cetera. A transparent material is see-through. What is its opposite called? The answer is opaque.
- Strong from Rem. - Very strong, I'm seeing it now. That Vienna. - That Vienna screwed me. - Screwed you. - Yeah. - Where is Vienna? - Austria. - Austria. - Sorry, where's Vienna? Sorry, I wrote Vienna. It sounds like somewhere in Italy to me. - I don't think it is Vienna. I've never heard of Vienna. If it is a place. - You're saying, you're asking where is Vienna? - No, no, no, no. - He's asking, is there a place in Italy that sounds like Vienna? - That sounds like Vienna, basically. - Oh.
Maybe Venice? Maybe Venice, yeah. Fuck's sake. It does give Italian though. Anyway, scores. Rem got... Rem got seven points out of eight. Ellis, what did James get? James got five out of eight. And Rem, what did Ellis get? Five out of eight. Well played. Well played. Well played, Rem. Rem is the winner of Back to School this week. Well played, well played, well played. I'm vexed about that fucking... I'm vexed about consonant because how close was I?
- You were literally, you put an E instead of the A. - Yeah. - Before the NT. - I'm vexed about that and I'm vexed about the 36. - 38. - Yeah, that must've just been a very quick blip because I was confident with what I was doing. - Okay, the method. - Yeah, the method. Cool, one thing I will say, it helps me, but just for fairness, when you're reading out noun stuff and verb stuff and all that kind of stuff, you tell us what it is.
actually you do it subconsciously you always say a cat barked at a dog well that's the thing i don't do that intentionally it's because that's how i even read the sentence before it's not okay you can tell it's completely subconscious though all right it's long next week i'm gonna wrap it i'm gonna wrap it yeah all right cool cool
Right. I've got a dilemma for us. Nice. This one, yeah? It's fucking funny. Okay. Right. I loved reading it. All right, bet. So, again, from our favorite ghost writers, Six Brown Chicks. Yeah. Right. I was sitting next to my girl, Jameika.
When the police's Facebook post ran my picture as a person of interest for an armed robbery. And before I could explain, she was dialing 911 while looking me dead in my eyes. No, no, no, no. Before I had a chance to explain, she was dialing 911. Just straight. Looking at you. Yeah. Person of interest. Yeah. They're interested in you. And I'm going to tell them where you are.
Looking at me dead in my eyes. I was in those guts the night before and now she's turning me in. I'm out on bail in the same apartment with her and I know that she won't hold me down when this goes to trial. How do I transform my quick to snitch bitch into a ride or die chick?
I've got a few new scam opportunities coming up and I must be sure she'll be my alibi. I deserve a loyal woman like everyone else in my crew. Advice. Wow. Quick to snitch, bitch.
Man said last night you were turning me on, today you're turning me in. Yeah, bro. Wow. I was up in them guts last night and these times you're calling feds. In my bow, like dying while you're looking at me. No fear of consequence. Damn, bro. Quick to snitch. Yeah, she can't. You can't. The same old verbiage. You can't turn a home into a house. You literally can't.
Turn her into a ride or die. She's right in your face, calling the feds. She doesn't want a criminal in her life. She doesn't, bro. And that's fair enough. It is. It is. How do I turn into a ride or die? That's crazy. You can't, my bro. You can't, bro. Unfortunately, you can't. That's charged. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You had a good time with that and it's charged. It's literally charged. You can't.
- You can't. - Man, once a ride or die, she's quick to snit. She won't hold me down when this goes to trial. - Damn, at least he knows though. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - He knows, but he's got hope. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's false hope. - False hope is completely and utterly charged. - Sorry, bro. - Yeah, it's done. - Sorry, bro. - It's literally done. - That's hilarious. - Okay, bet, right. We'll charge it there, yeah? - We shall. - Cool, thank you guys. Good episode. As always, catch us on Thursday, patreon.com/shitsandgigs, blah, blah, blah.
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