WHAT'S A LIE YOU WENT ALONG WITH?! | EP 451
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- The people want what the people want. - The people want what the people want. And yeah, ask me nicely, you'll get whatever you want. Yeah, ask me nicely. - Yeah, with that sweet tongue. - Yeah, daddy will give you whatever you want. - Whatever you want. - So here we go. The jackets are now on sale. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. - So go to our website right now and grab as many as you can. They've been on for a couple of days now. So if it's sold out, that's your business. - That is your business. - But yeah, they're really, really, really cool. They're really, really perfect for Christmas gifting.

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Promo chat, Down Under, we're coming home. We're coming to our second home, Australia. Make sure you grab those tickets. Australia, New Zealand, all throughout February. Make sure you grab those tickets. - Yeah, man. I actually wanted to bring this up 'cause I was gonna say, I kept getting DMs being like, "Oh, fuck, you guys are playing in Melbourne the same day as Luke Combs." And I was like, first of all, your business, because,

Everyone's gonna be hearing seriously loud, vibrative noises in Melbourne when we're there. And they're gonna be like, "Bro, Luko's shutting down." And then they're gonna hear, "Nigga, nigga, nigga." And they're gonna be like, "What did he say?" - That can't be him. - Yeah, that can't be.

miss that and then they're gonna look and they're gonna they're gonna see two daddies just on stage on stage and i'm like it's confetti the works who's doing it louder who's doing it bigger yeah and then um luke dm me the other day and said like oh you still down for that orgy after and i was like yeah bro i'm sure facts so obviously there's a separate venue that will be released to special members after but us and luke combs are gonna collab yeah after the shows and we're just gonna tear shit up and then melbourne's just gonna be a wreck after it's gonna be abysmal wreck

- Yeah, so they're not gonna let foreigners in. I heard someone higher up in politics say, "We're not letting foreigners in after Luke Combs and Schitt's and Giggs come in, collab and then- - Fucked you up and then fly out. - Yeah, flatten the city. - Yeah.

Get the Melbourne tickets. Because that one's going to go fucking off. That one's going to go off for sure. That one's going to go crazy. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Now, Rim, Off Cam, you mentioned an angelic name a second ago. And I need to understand what exactly you meant. Because you tickled my taste buds. Billie Eilish. Yeah. The Hit Me Hard and Soft, the tour. Oh, yeah. Hit Me Hard and Soft, the tour. It's running from, my understanding is from...

September 29th, 2024 to Sunday 27th, July 2025. Brisbane dates. Brisbane. February 18th. Huh? 19th. Nope. 21st. Huh? 22nd. Shut the fuck up! Brisbane, 21st. We're doing a show on the 21st? Yeah. And Billy's doing a show on the 21st? Yeah. But on the 22nd. Um, no. No. So we're going to be in Brisbane when she's in Brisbane? Yeah. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. What else? So another...

- Flatten the city moment. - Yeah. Also, we discussed this, did we discuss this on camera last, yesterday? Drake's gonna be- - Oh yeah, Drake's gonna be in Australia this year. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - Drake's gonna be in Australia. - So you mean to tell me, the country sensation, Luke Combs, the groundbreaking Grammy probably award, I don't know if she has or not, probably has, at least nominated, Billy, William R. Eilish. - Yeah. - Jersey Drake and, drama, drama.

The one of a kind dynamic duo shits and gigs are gonna be in Australia all at the same time. - All at the same time? Yeah. - Wow. - Australia's the place to be in February. - Yeah, yeah, if you're not in Australia in February, what the, what are you actually-- - What are you actually on? - Doing. - What are you doing? - What are you actually doing? So guys, if you don't live in Australia, that's all, fuck it. Should we just all get on flights to Australia? - In February. - In February. - It's summer anyway. - It's, fads, it's winter everywhere else. - It's cold in England. - Yeah. - All you man save up from now,

get your tickets to Australia and find your way to a venue. - Wow, and then everyone's gonna be rocking out with our cockings out. - Yeah, bro. Find a way to a venue, preferably shits and gigs. Preferably shits and gigs. - Yeah, that actually has to be imperative. Oh, the girls' bathroom are always there. - The girls, oh my days. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. The girls' bathroom are also in Australia at the same time as us. Ferbery's going off in Australia-ville.

- Fuck. - Yeah. - Fuck, that's gonna be juicy. - Yeah. Wow. - Hmm. - No, I'm not, okay, all jokes aside, that's actually crazy. - It is actually crazy. - So we can see Billie the day after? - We can see Billie the day after. We can see Drake hasn't announced his tour dates yet, but he starts on February the 9th. Billie Eilish is low key a fan 'cause she's doing her first

day of the tour on a day we launched this podcast. So coincidence, I think not. - Low key fan is fact. - Yeah, low key fan. - Follow me on unfollow, it's actually silly. - Doing a show in the same city, we are doing a show in around the same days. Low key a fan, I think not. Yeah, man. Yeah, man, it's gonna be-- - Exciting. - It's gonna be exciting times in February. And it's our first time touching down there as well. So there's gonna be extra love. So yeah, man, you guys in Australia and New Zealand

make us feel welcome because we're bringing the tour with us. We're bringing people with us. - Yeah, it's gonna be live. - 'Cause long story short, we announced first. - Yeah, we announced first. So obviously that means Billy's opening for us. Drake's gonna make a special guest appearance. - Yeah, man. - Fair enough. He actually does make a lot of special guest appearances and so does Billy. So I don't wanna speak shit into existence. - Yeah, but you never know. You never know. A young Brisbane, Sydney, Adelaide, something, something. We could do a little versus at the end with Billy and Drake.

- No. - Stop. - Stop it. - Versus with Billy and Drake. - With Luke on the. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Wow. - And the girls' bathroom just swaying on the stage. - Yeah, same Brian and shit. Yeah, it's gonna be a time. - Buy your tickets.

- Buy your fucking tickets. - Yeah guys, let's sell out this tour so we can put on more shows as well. 'Cause we've added some extra shows and yeah, we're trying to show out. - We're trying to show out. - So thank you to everyone who's already bought tickets for the tour. Thank you to everyone who's helped us add already. We already added a show before the tickets had even gone on sale. That's how high the demand was. From pre-sale, we already had to add a show before the tickets have even gone live. So guys, you guys are fucking sick.

February is going to be sick. February is going to be sick. And to spin off what you're saying about pre-sale. So for those that aren't getting the jackets on time, for those that aren't getting the tickets on time, you need to jump on Patreon. Guys. Girls. You already know because you've been here before. But if you haven't been here before, there's a little cheeky corner of the internet called patreon.com. And if you head on over there and do patreon.com forward slash shits.

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- I guess we should do proper content now. - I guess so. - It's warming, I'm taking the jacket off. - Cool. - Just for now. - Cool. Guys, girls, it's that time of the day. Question of the week. And this week's question was, what's a lie that your sibling/friend said that you also corroborated? - First things first, people didn't get the brief for this one on my side of things. - No? - They were just telling lies that they've told.

I see. They were just exposing their own lies. I see. And I was thinking, damn. But I did manage to get quite a few, actually. Fair play. So go for it. Worst lie that's corroborated. Yeah, worst lie that someone has corroborated. That she edited one of Ariana Grande's music videos. She just lied and said that she did? She lied and said she did. And the breadwinner was like, yeah, she did. Yeah, she did. Fair. Edis, have you ever lied about an editing job?

- What, sorry? - Have you ever lied about something that you've done and you haven't? - No. - Like a work capacity? - No, not in a work capacity. I have respect for myself. - Yeah. We probably should have asked what he's done. We didn't even ask him. - What have you done? - Well, yeah. - What do you mean? - When you started on the team. - 'Cause you said yeah. - No, when you started on the team. - I didn't say yeah. - No, he didn't say yeah. I'm saying. - Oh, you thought I said yeah? - No, no, no.

- Guys, guys. - No, I'm just confused. - Yeah, you're both confused. - Yeah, yeah. - And it's never said he's lied. - No, no, no, I think it's because you said, "Oh, not in a work capacity." So that's why my- - No, because he's lied. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay. - Yeah, everyone's. - No, I was saying when we hired him, we should have been like, "What have you actually even done?" - Okay, I'm with you. - Because we were like, "Yeah, bro, fucking do it." - Yeah, true, I'm surprised. - Yeah. - Would you have lied? - I'm surprised I didn't. - Huh? - Would you have lied?

- It was just like a little bit. - If the job was this close- - If I lie, I probably would have exaggerated. - If we took it to the point where we're like, you know that same day where we were like, "I'll quit your job and fucking come with us full time." If I had been like, just before, random, you'll probably still, if I was like, "We'll probably still hire you anyway." - They probably would scare you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll probably still go ahead anyway, but random experience, what the fuck have you even done?

- First of all, no one's speaking to me like that. - Yeah, I know, yeah. - Yeah. - I don't wanna work for you. - What the fuck have you even done? - Yeah, I would. I'd actually do, Casey Neistat did this. - Okay. - So technically it's not a lie.

So it's a little bit of a gray area. So he managed to land a Nike ad. Do you remember this? With his brother, right? No, he did it on him by himself. Oh, okay. It was called, I think it was literally just called Just Do It. And he just made a little film on his YouTube channel about it. Before that, he used to just shoot videos and put the Nike logo at the end and say he made Nike commercials. Damn. Technically, it's not a lie. Wow. Yeah.

- In terms of, he does actually make Nike commercials. - That's not for Nike. - Are they aired or are they paid by Nike? No, but I've done them still. I would do something like that. - Oh, okay. - I probably would have just designed, you can't go too big. I can't be like, I did this thumbnail for Joe Rogan. - Yeah. - But I probably would have- - He's always got the worst thumbnails in the world. - But yeah, I probably would have, yeah, designed a little podcast thing and just be like, yeah, I'll work with these. I don't know if he would have done a background check or not.

or not? - Fair, I probably wouldn't have. - They wouldn't have. - Like I said, we didn't ask you shit. - Yeah, we did. - I know, you actually did. - We didn't ask you shit. - You just called me up and said, "Do you wanna come to London?" - Yeah. - Okay. - Fair. All right, cool. Worst lie you've corroborated. When I was around 15 or 16, my dad got a flip phone that was identical to mine, just so he could text his side chick. He got the exact same phone as me, so I could tell my step-mom that it was mine, just in case she found it.

It's crazy. That is crazy. Implementing your child into a side chick. Yeah, conspiracy is nuts. That's not okay. What's the lie that your sibling said that you also corroborated? My sister has 13 kids, but told her current boyfriend that she had three and the rest were our brothers who's in jail for murder. First of all, 13. Her walls are escapable. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Damn, 13. Yeah, run out of there. That's a lot of use. She said she's got three. Yeah, that's a football team with subs. That actually is. That's a lot. Jesus, right. Worst lie you've corroborated, that we didn't find the Hello Kitty dildo in my mum's dresser. A Hello Kitty dildo is foul. A Hello Kitty dildo is foul. Question. If you were partial to sex toys, let's say a flashlight. Okay. Let's say you just got a flashlight. Okay. And you were into flashlights. Okay.

- Do you think you would go for a, let's say randomly, you just saw an anime skinned fleshlight. So it's just got like anime print on it. - Yeah. - Would that appeal to you more? Or were you just like, nah, I just want stock? - I don't think it will appeal to me any more than, as long as the exterior doesn't matter. - Yeah, exactly. - If I'm into fleshlights, I want the one with the best grip. - You want the interior. - Do you see what I'm saying? What's my concern with the exterior?

- What is my concern with the best exterior? Does it have more features? No. So give me the FX 5000 non-skin. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. - Do you see what I'm saying? - Fair. - Yeah. - Fair. I'm concerned with the best grip. - That's what I'm concerned about. - Wow. Okay, fair. - It's valid. - Did we get an answer? Did you get, are you getting the anime one or no? - No, I said no. - Oh, okay, fair, fair, fair, fair. Fair. All right, cool, cool, cool. - Are you?

I'm a sucker for like hypebeast shit. I'm not gonna lie to you. So if I did, if a pocket pussy was just in my day-to-day repertoire, I might get one that's got like Akatsuki clouds all over it. But when you're actually using it- I always think about, no, when I'm using it, again, my eyes are closed. Your eyes are closed? I mean, it's either watching porn or it's closed. I'm not looking at the flesh. I eat fap.

- Oh, you don't do imagination faps, do you? - Not really, no. - Not really or no? - No. - Imagination faps hit different. - I can imagine, but. - There's a lot more foreplay that needs to go on though. - Yeah. - Yeah, way more foreplay. You can't just, 'cause on porn, I'll scrub. - Yeah! - Yeah, to the best bit! - I'll scrub to minute 17, which is get clapped. Yeah, none of this lips in, "Oh, my husband's at work." No, no, no.

- Well, when it's an imagination fap, I need the whole backstory. We can be there for 45. - Yeah, there's a soap. There's a whole journey. - There's a soap? - Yeah, there's a soap. There's a whole journey. You have to be there. - Nah, I don't have time for that. - You have to be there. - It's a whole journey, bro. - Yeah, you gotta be there. - That's why you do it at bedtime. You don't do imagination faps in the middle of the day. - Fair, fair, fair, fair, fair. - You can do it when you've got nothing but time on your hands. - Fair play, bro. - You know what does intrigue me? You've seen the autoblows. - Sorry? - What? - There's a product called autoblow.

Yeah. And it's a robot blowjob. And you put it in and it like grinds it and like sprays water and shit to like replicate spit and stuff. Sprays water? Yeah, it replicates a blowjob. What? They've been around for ages. No.

- I've never heard of this in existence. - I always think like, what would it actually feel like? - They need to put some blush on those lips though. - That looks scary. - Yeah, that mouth looks terrifying. - That's upside down. That's definitely an upside down mouth as well. That's a 69 if I've ever seen one. - Yeah, they need to put some pink on them lips. - Yeah, bro. - Wow. - What the fuck? - They're crazy. - But that's, I'm not also like holding that. - That's a whole rig. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That looks massive. - That looks heavy.

- On a young USB-C as well. - USB-C. - Oh, damn. It sprays water. - Yeah, it sprays like water and like, fucking does that. - That's crazy. - I'm not gonna lie to you. That sounds like it would take me.

Captivate you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd smack the wall like that. Like, ah! Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. Then once the box says by the ankles, then I would pull it off. - Yeah, the box says by the ankles. Fuck! Smack in the wall. I'd have to put some lipstick on those lips though, bro, because that's looking nuts. It's also unisex. That mouth is unisex.

- That could be anyone's mouth. - That could be anyone's mouth. - True. - That's hilarious. That is hilarious. Auto blow AI ultra adjustable blowjob machine. - Mm-hmm. - Damn! - Adjustable. - Adjustable. - Two reviews is nice. - Yeah, I think you can go at different speeds and more water and shit like that. - Hit the reviews please. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, what are reviews saying? - Oh my God. - Let me see this, let me see this. Bottom line, amazing, game changer.

Hang on. So first review. Oh my God. So I bought this because I heard so many good things about it. I'd never owned anything like this and I wanted to make sure I got the perfect one. I've used it for the first time and wow. I've never had such a mind blowing finish. Damn. I was left trembling. That's what I am imagining. Click to read more for me. Right. The setup is very easy for online function.

- Online functions? - And the offline, what? - And the offline functions are very good. This thing is so quiet as a perfect bonus. I definitely recommend this to anyone looking to get a machine like this. - Damn. - Wow, right, another five star. Powerful. Okay, I had the original auto blow years back and vowed never to touch it again.

- Nah, I looked at this and it's still in its blue and white clean lines, looks good. I can't imagine looking at one and thinking about, "It looks good." - Yeah. - I read and watched many reviews of this version, it's vastly different from the original. It's more along the lines of a flashlight on steroids. It has a lot of controllability via the sync to movie or remote on your phone.

It does have voice commands still in beta. To be fair, it's rubbish. This is a very well-built, put-together machine. It's heavy, but certainly not uncomfortable. There you go.

The sleeve is a very sturdy silicone, which I thought I would never squeeze into. But once glued, it's great. The big plus is there's no battery charge. It's a mains run affair. Wow. I prefer this as I like more than 50 minutes of power. Excellent. Intense. Very easy to hold and use. And not too bad to clean.

Eight out of 10 for me. - Damn, both of the cons said heavy. A fantastic hands-free machine that's made me cum many, many times every time. - Jeez, bro. - I am curious. - Yeah, right? - I am curious. - Ellis, I'll buy this for you right now.

- If you promise to use it. If you promise to use it and review it in the next episode fam. - Yeah. - Yeah fam. - Damn. - Only two views, what? Two strong views. - I'm telling you, I reckon it really takes your breath away. - Yeah. - But I'm not doing that. - No, 'cause you'll get latched on.

- Wow. - A regular jaw's not gonna do it. - Yeah, it's not. - Yeah. - That's the thing. - These men are saying there's online. - I don't understand that. - I reckon you could probably sync it to like a porn video or something. - Shut up. - Shut the hell up. - Probably. - So it follows the motion of the lips. - Probably, yeah. - That's insanity. - That's impossible. - You'd never have sex again.

There's no way. There's no way. 10 styles and 10 speeds for a truly tailored experience plus more online. Plugs into electrical outlets for a battery-free bliss.

Removable sleeve is easy to clean and swap out for other textures. - I couldn't name you 10 styles of jaw. - This is what I'm saying bro. - I've had jaw in my life. I can't name you more than three styles. - 10 styles. - That's nuts. - Fair play man. How did we get onto this? - We were in the middle of question of the week. - Damn. - Oh, it was the Hello Kitty dildo. - Okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Jesus Christ. - I love a tangent. - Yeah, same. - Is it me or is it you? - You.

- What's a lie that your sibling or friend said that you corroborated? My bestie doesn't have ass at all. But you gotta be a girl's girl and tell her she does. Doesn't have ass at all. - See, this is one thing that guys don't struggle with that I think is actually unfair. Chasing ass when you just don't have it is, I promise you man, I couldn't live with it. If we were all gyal and all you man are fatties and I just had some flat ting,

I'm livid. - Would you risk a BBL? - Oh yeah. - But what if you were- - Like a skinny one? - Yes. No, but what if you were a slim John yourself? - I'm a slim John. So it's risque. - It's risque 'cause where you getting the flesh from? - Yeah, facts. Then I guess I wouldn't. I'm just hanging out with the wrong friends. 'Cause you might have chicked. Chicked.

And I've been in the gym doing these squeezes, bro, and it's not doing nothing. It's just making my body harder. It's not making it soft. Speaking of hard body, fam,

I got put to shame yesterday. Me and Fraig's were in the gym yesterday. Today we're training. What's up? - I don't know, you're speaking of hard batting. - To be fair, to hold my hands up, it actually has nothing to do with hard batting. But I was just thinking about gyms. We were in the gym yesterday, and obviously, like I said, I'm trying to get snatched for Oz. And we finished our session, which was for some reason hard from the jump. - It was difficult. - Yeah, it was hard from the jump. - Strong session. - Yeah, it was a good session.

- Tits are sore. - Yeah. - I feel like because we record on the same day, which means we do the same training every day, every week people are hearing tits are sore, tits are sore. Thinking train something else. Anyway, we just finished our session and we're doing some cardio. And I looked down and there was a CrossFit class happening below us. - Yes. - And I saw a woman do a round where she did burpee pull up into toes to bar. Burpee, pull up, toes to bar. Burpee, pull up, toes to bar. She was doing this for multiple minutes.

And I was on a treadmill like this. Yeah.

Doing three kilometers an hour. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Three kilometers an hour and I'm seeing a ting do burpee, bang, bang, burpee, bang, bang. And I was thinking, I'm not doing the right exercise. - Yeah, that's fitness. - Because I was hanging onto the bar. - On the treadmill. - Yeah, just trying to get the steps in. - Yeah, that's fitness. - Fitness for you. So I think today we should do some ab stuff too. - Okay, cool. - And some pull-ups. - I love a pull-up anyway. - I hate pull-ups, but yeah, we will do it. - All right, cool. - I wanna train like a man today.

- Cool. - Because then I'm going crazy. - Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. - Right, worst lie that you've corroborated. My mum finds the morning after pill in my bro's bag and immediately clocks he's been moving mad. She tosses it to him mid FIFA game and she's like, what's this? Little man calm as ever goes, now mum is for the dog. The neighbour's mutt violated our German shepherd. I can't have them puppies embarrassing this yard. - Quick, they caught. - Locked.

- Quick thinker. - Locked. - Fair play. 'Cause even though you really think your child is lying, he's probably not lying. He's like, fuck, that was too slick. That was too slick. - Even if I think you're lying, I don't have the challenging words. If you thought about this. - Systematics jokes. - Wow. - Damn, that's slick. Fair play. - Hell of slick. - Fair play. All right. What's the lie that your sibling or friend said that you corroborated?

That she passed out at work and are about to give her CPR just so her man can reply to her. Yeah. Just so her man can reply to her. He doesn't want you. Facts. Right. It's that simple. Me and my brethren have a single word. Every time one of us wants to bag a baddie and an assist is required, he'll just call me and say, Mafia, I already know that whatever comes next, I have to corroborate.

that's cool it is cool cool fair play i've got like three more right all right god okay cool worst lie you've corroborated my brother was playing with a torch in our woods he thought it was out of battery and he tossed it an hour later my grandma comes in screaming and my dad's out back with a garden hose trying to battle a wall of flames his ass had lit the woods on fire fire department came and threatened to take us to juvie

My brother lied and said he saw some teenagers back there smoking and playing with matches. I backed him up 100%.

- 100. There's no, there's- - Facts. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Plus, I didn't even do anything wrong. - Facts. - I mean, don't litter, but yeah, crazy. - The fuck? I'm backing it 100%. - Yeah, literally. I saw some teenagers back there smoking cigarettes and playing with matches. Playing with, saying you saw people playing with matches is hilarious. - Because you must've been close. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You implicated yourself. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even if you're my son and I don't want you to go to jail, I'm calling you out right there. - Yeah, yeah. - That's bullshit. What do you mean you saw people playing with matches? - Who plays with matches? - Yeah. Who goes out to the business class playing with matches?

Okay, cool. Right, this one was crazy. A few of my colleagues went on a charity hike for work. One of the girls was offering out BJs to the guys. So I told the people in charge that there were sick people back there and they were thrown up just to give them some privacy. Would you mean your colleague at work was just freeing up blowjobs?

Just to give them some privacy. Yeah. Yeah. It played the role. Oh, 100% you dived in. Played the role. But I'm concerned. What do you mean one of the girls was offering up BJs? That is insanity. They're there for the wrong reasons. They're living for the wrong reasons. Freeing up BJs to just guys at work on a charity hike. Yeah, there's so many layers to this. Yeah, on a charity hike. There's so many layers to this. And your makeup's on his top.

That's crazy. - She just couldn't stop. - Yeah, it's nuts. Right, last one. - Yeah. - Me and the middle child convinced our youngest sibling he was dropped off by FedEx for five years. Every time a package was dropped off, he would ask my mom, "Is that my real dad?" - Fuck. - The FedEx delivery guy. - For five years. - Is that my real dad? - That would murk you. - My mom would have put fists on me and my brother if we did that to a sibling. - Facts. - Is that my real dad?

- What do you mean? - 'Cause your mom is so confused. - Yeah, what are you even on about now? - 'Cause as a child, you start looking at dinner, you start looking at your other siblings like, "Oh, they have this, but I don't have that." - Bare freckles, bro. - Yeah, bare freckles. - Where's my freckles? - Yeah, my hairline is a little bit, but them and her straight, like. - Nah, it's nuts. - Oh my days, that's funny. - I remember me and my brother used to do the whole, "You're adopted, you're adopted." And my mum suckled it one time. And we used to do this accident thing as well.

Do you remember when like you were a kid and you don't even know what you were an accident means? - Okay, okay, okay. - When you were a kid, you were like, oh, you were an accident. And you're like, no, it wasn't, no, it wasn't. You didn't realize that even by saying that it meant your dad was supposed to pull out but he didn't. Which is insane. - Yeah. - But I remember being over like, you're adopted at the dinner. You're adopted, you're adopted, you're adopted.

And I was like, shut up. My brother was like, shut up. I wasn't adopted. I was like, yeah, bro, you were. And he was like, well, you was an accident. I was like, big man, you was an accident. And my mom goes, shut up. Shut up. No one was adopted. And she goes, and if anyone was an accident, James, it was you. I was like, what? Yeah, fam. What? What?

She goes, shut up. I'm sick of this. No one was adopted. If anyone was an accent, James, it was you. I just carried on eating. Your mum had it. Yeah. I'm done with this play play fairytale bullshit. I would have dropped my cutlery. Yeah. She said, if anyone was an accent, it was fucking you. Shut up. I was rocked. I was well and truly rocked.

- You about to eat dinner in silence. - Yeah, 100% silence. All you could hear was the knives on the china. That's all you could hear. It murked me. But looking back in hindsight, it makes sense. My mum was 23. You know, she wasn't planning no use. My dad was just in there. - Fair. - Bro, it shut the whole dinner conversation down. - Shut up. - Yeah, shut up. I'm tired of you bickering. - That's hilarious. - Cool. But yeah, right. I have something to talk about, which is actually funny.

I came across this, it's kind of trash newsy, but I wanted to understand like, this is more of like a claim to men's egos, right? So, you know, Sotheby's, the auction house.

- No. - Basically, okay, so Sotheby's is an auction house that does really, really expensive shit. - Okay. - All the like fine art, like vase from Roman times shit that goes for millions, it goes through Sotheby's, right? - Okay. - And they have this auctioneer called Phyllis Cow. - Okay. - And she's been up in there changing the game. - Okay. - When I say she plays men's egos to get the most money humanly possible. - Okay.

- There was one the other day where there was shot inside and then Broski made a bid for like a mil. Turned to another guy, dropped two mil. She turned to the first guy said, "Don't bring a knife to a gunfight." - Yeah, you'd have to 2.5. You'd have to, you'd have to raise that thing. - Don't bring a knife to a gunfight. - Fair play. - She has another one that was going, guy made a bid for 10.5 M's on a stained glass window. She said, "10.5, is your house not big enough?"

You can't afford a little bit more. Is your house not big enough? Fair, she knows what she's doing. Little boy. She knows what she's doing. She knows what she's doing. Bro, all the time. Bang, bang, bang, bang. These men keep bidding, keep bidding. I'm not sitting there hearing that. She knows what she's doing. Is your house not big enough? Yeah. Is your house not big enough? That's cute. Damn. Fair. Yeah. I was thinking what, if you went to an auction. Yeah. With your current financial situation. Yeah. If you went to an auction today. Mm-hmm. To get something that you really wanted. Mm-hmm.

How much do you think she could get out of you? Let's say the bidding starts at a bag.

- At one grand. - It literally depends on what it is. - Let's say it's an engagement ring. So you found the love of your life. It's a special one of a kind engagement ring. With your current, how much money you currently have. - Yeah. - Starts the bidding at two grand. - Yeah. - You go in there, your girl's with you. Your girl is with you. - Yeah. - And she hasn't said yes to nothing, but she knows she wants this ring. You know, it's one of a kind. You've gone to the auction house to get it. And you're obviously thinking I'm getting this ring. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You start the bidding, two grand.

Three grand goes Four grand goes You wave your paddle Five grand Six grand goes Seven grand goes Eight grand goes Ten grand Someone bids 15 What are you saying? Someone bids 15 I'll probably bid 17 17 Someone bids 22 25 Okay, now it's getting tasty Someone 27 30 32 40 Be out so much more of the competition

- This is your current bank account? - Mm-hmm. - This is sexy. Yeah, right, actually you need to get comfortable. - I'm with the love of my life, she's here. She wants this ring. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, she does. - 40? - 45. - Is it just me and one, you are the op at the moment? - I'm the op at the moment. - It's just us two left? - Yeah.

- 45. - And you know me from around the way. - You get what you want. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know me from around the way. - You get what you want. Leave it with sign. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's say I know your girl from her past life. So on the way in. - I agree. - On the way I greet you though. - What was your bid? - I just did four. - You did 45. - I did 45. - 55. - 60. - 62. - 65. - 70. - I swear. - 71. - 75. - 76. - 80. - 82.

- 85. - Fat chill. - You chill? The fuck, I want this ring. - What'd he say, 85? 93. - Call 100. - Call 100? - Call 100. - 102. - You're just not letting up. 105. Start off with two grand, you know? - Yeah. - What the fuck? - Yeah, if this ring started at two and you're now 105. - This isn't a joke anymore, I'm locked. - 105. - 105. At this point, you guys are like, "Babe, just leave it." - Get off me, I'm not leaving anything.

- I'm not leaving. - This is not worth it. Just leave it. - I'm not leaving anything. What do you mean you greeted her on the way in? 105. - It's not even about the ring anymore. - It's not. - No, it's not about the ring. - The ring doesn't matter. - I haven't looked at these man. I haven't looked at the auctioneer. I'm looking at you. - 105. - Swear. - Talk to me nice. Or don't talk to me twice. - 110. - No, I know that's your limit. - Yeah. - So I'm gonna say 115 to just finish the day. - So bruh.

Make the transfer. 120. - Swear. - 120. - My girl's squeezing my hand at this point. She's squeezing my hand at this point. 125. Thank you. - Enjoy the ring. Congratulations. - Pleasure doing business with you. - Congratulations. - Your hands are sweating as well. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a lot of money I'm partying with. - Fair. - That's a lot of money I'm partying with. - Never tell my brother it was a joke. - He's gonna be like, "What the fuck?"

- Yeah, what's he actually gonna do to make the transfer now? - Make the transfer? - And then he just gets a text message saying overdraft exceeded. - Yeah, oh bro. I'm gonna check the business account. It's gonna be cleared out. Touche. Touche. That was big dick energy. - You put me in that position. Yeah. - Fair. - You knew what would get me boiling. - Mm. - Yeah. You greeted her on the way in. I will never forgive you. I'm leaving with the ring.

- I don't think you understand you man. - 125. - 125. - Wow, that's healthy. - She deserves it. - And the business side of two grand. - Yeah. - And this is how you know men are dumb. - Yeah. - I didn't even care about the ring. - Yeah. - I just want to piss you off. - I know, I know. And I was never gonna let you get the best of me. - Damn, our egos are so, they're everything. They are everything. - The owner of that ring is laughing. - Oh bro. - Laughing.

They just came back from Antiques Roadshow and Donnie said it's not even worth 3k. These men spent over a hundred. Nuts. Fucking hell. Your account's healthy. Fair play. Sorry.

- Next topic. - Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. You said you got a question for us. - I do have a question for you guys. - You ever bidded on anything? - No, I've never been to an auction, never bidded. - Never been to an auction. - Nah, I would love to. - I bidded once, I didn't get it. It was, I went to like a charity boxing match and they were doing like a Mike Tyson signed glove. - Oh, sick. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that they started off at like 100. I think I did 200. And after that I was like, fuck off. - Yeah. - I'm pretty sure, you know, we was talking about Kysonat's things like,

trainers thing, the sneaker thing the other day. - Well, I heard that he signed a piece of tissue roll for like two bags. - Wow. This world, man. Anyway, which one are you picking? - Okay. - This is for everybody. Fight Mike Tyson in a 10 round bout. Funny enough, just talking about Mike. Every round you last, you get 30 Ms. If you get knocked out, you have to serve a 15 year prison sentence. Option one. Option two. - Is Mike Tyson his prime, sorry?

- This is Mike Tyson. - Yeah, let's say Mike Tyson 10 years ago. - 10 years ago. - 10 years ago. - So it would be 40 something. I think it's 50 something now. Guard Curry for 48 minutes. Every three pointer he makes, you get three years in prison. Every three pointer he misses, you get 10 million. - That one's insane. - Can't be that one. - That one's impossibly insane. - It can't be. - I'm going to jail within 10 seconds. He shoots from the...

Bro, nah. Guy shoots from half court. Every three, but you have to foul him. Yeah. Well, in his last game, he made eight out of 16. So he went 50%. He's shooting 50 from the three? Yeah, that stat is ridiculous. But he made eight for 16. He went for three. So what was the rules? Every three he makes, you get three years in prison.

So in that game against professionals. Yeah. You're doing a 24 stretch. Nah. Nah. But every three he misses, you get 10 M's. So yeah, I'd have what? 80 M's? I wouldn't have a life to spend it. 24 years and 80 M's. There you go. You'd be what? 57. That's not bad.

- I don't think I'll make it out of there. - I wouldn't. I was being hopeful for the idea of this analogy. I was being hopeful. You're not making out. You are not. - 100% not making out. - You're meat to them. - Oh bro, 100%. - So you're picking Mike Tyson. I'm gonna read Mike Tyson's one again. - Yes. All right, go on. - A 10 round bout. Every round you lost, you get 30 Ms.

If you get knocked out, you serve a 15 year prison sentence. - There's no way I'm making it 10 rounds. There's no way I'm making it 10 rounds. I thought when you originally read that, I thought I just need to make the first round, cash my check and be out. Now I have to survive the whole fight? - 10 rounds bro. - Nah, that's impossible. - So you're picking Curry. This is a real pick your poison. - So if I get knocked out, it's how many years? - 15. - 15 years? - So if you get knocked out once, you do a 15 year stretch. - Every three he makes. - Every three he makes, you do three years in jail.

I'm assuming he doesn't care about my situation. Or he doesn't know about it. No, he's Steph Curry performing. He's doing what he does best. Oh, okay, cool. Because it's not like he puts one three in and is like, okay, I feel bad. Oh, no. He's going for it. You're playing him for 48 minutes. You have to guard him. And it's just one v one? Yeah, bro. Do you know how many threes he's going to score in 48 minutes? Then pick Mike Tyson. Oh, I would 100% pick Mike Tyson. That's only 10 years.

- 15. - 15 years. That's a long fucking time. But Curry's putting against me. He's dropping 30 threes easily. After four threes, I'm giving up hope. - That's 12. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Once he's already dropped some and he's getting warm, I would have given up hope. And then he starts doing like freestyle shit. Yeah, he'll ask me to kiss the ball and then do one of them ones. So I will go up against Tyson.

Because there's no way you're not... There's a chance in hell you can survive that fight. Okay. A small chance. A small chance. There's no way. There's no way for 48 minutes on a 1v1 he's not dropping a crazy amount of threes. At least five would be the 15 years that you would get from getting knocked out by Mike. He'll get five in the first two minutes. Yeah. Five threes from Corey. Yeah. He does that before breakfast. Basic stuff. I'm pretty sure I could...

Wake him up with a cold ice bucket and give him a ball. He'll make five threes. - Fair, fair. - Mike Tyson, the chances are, he's very slim, but we're talking 10 years ago. So he's still way out of his prime. - Yeah, but he can still fight. - Yeah, if I can just be like, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bro." Like I would, bah!

Like just maybe, just enough to rock him side to side and then just evade. Like a gazelle, just evade. - He's still pretty quick. - Oh, I know, I've seen him. He's fucking 60 and he does damage. But I think that's more realistic than the Curry one for me. I would take on Tyson. I will scream and cry the night before. - Okay. How many,

how many rounds pause do you think you can last? Let's say you don't make it to 10. Let's say it's as many rounds that you can get before you get knocked out, but you still get 30 mil per round. How many rounds do you think? - You take me out on the third. - Third. - Yeah, 'cause I'm exhausted. - From dodging. - Yeah, yeah, I'm exhausted. So after three, I've never fought more than three rounds in my life. - Okay. - So after three,

I don't even know what that side of the fence looks like. - Fair play. - So yeah, that's when, and then now he's starting to cook. - He's warm, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So fourth round, he's got me. - Okay. - I wouldn't even be able to hold my hands up. - And let's see what you're picking. - It'd have to be Mike Tyson. I just have to, I'm not hitting him. There's no point. There's no point. It ain't gonna do shit. So I'd just be bouncing around the ring. Just making him do laps. Like I'd just be running around the ring constantly just pissing him off.

because if he lands a hit on me, I'm fucked. So I'd just be guarding and running around, guarding, running around. That's all I'd do. I wouldn't throw a single punch. - So Mike Tyson as well. - Steph Curry's average is four threes a game. - So that's 12. - Fucking hell. - That's 82 games in a season. - That's 12 points minimum. - Yeah, that's insane. - And that's 12 years. - 12 years. - 12 years minimum. - Minimum. - On his worst day against profession, against the best players the world's ever seen. - Rem?

Tyson bro. Yeah. These numbers are crazy. Like 48 minutes, even the duration of the fight with Mike is what? I think they're three minute rounds. So half hour, 48 minutes, even that favors the fight with Mike. The maths favor the fight with Mike. He's out of his prime. It's 10 years ago, but...

Just trying to play Evade, trying to play Gazelle with Mike is far more favorable than trying to guard Steph Curry for 48 minutes and trying to stop him from scoring. He's like the most gifted scorer from the three.

in history, arguably family. - The step back will mark me. - Yeah, it would. - Yeah, give me one of them and then step back. That would finish me. - Yeah. - It won't even hit the rim, just wet. - Yeah. - And you just hear it behind you. - Yeah. - That would really- - Three years. - Three years. - Six years. - Yeah. - Nine years. - 12 years. - 12, 15. - 15 years. - There's no way. Nah. - I would- - My knees would hit the court.

They would have to be armed police around this building because I promise you the first three threes he's dropping, I'm legging it. They would have to be armed police around the vicinity. Oh, bro. You're playing in a stadium. They're catching you. I'm legging it, you man. I don't think you get it. I'm legging it. And if one of Donnie's catchments is a plate, I've made one do. He's missed one. I'll give you half. Let me go. Yeah, yeah.

- Half to Steph. He didn't give a fuck. He makes that so quickly. - No, no, no, I'm giving half to whoever tries to catch me. - Oh sorry, I thought you meant, I'll give half to Steph. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

We can split this. Steph's on 55 mil a week. A year. What? Sorry. Sorry. That took my breath away. You lost my voice. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Steph's on 55 mil a year, 10k a week. He's the highest played NBA player, I'm sure. This year. I'm sure he is. This is not even including fucking Under Armour. No. Oh yeah, no, no, no, no. Or the other shit he does. Yeah.

Damn. Jesus. Curry's contact extension with the Warriors will pay him nearly 63 mil for the 26-27 season. He's guaranteed about 178 mil over the next three seasons, which will make him one of the highest paid players in NBA history. Wait, call me crazy. That's insane. 55 mil is not 10k a week. It's not. That's like 10k a day. 55 mil is bare.

- Yeah. - 10K, 'cause 55, 55, no, it would have to be a mil a week, 'cause it's 52 weeks in a year. It would have to be over, I think that's supposed to be not 10 grand a week, a mil a week, over or maybe 1.7 or some shit like that a week. A mil a week? - Yeah, damn. - Damn. - A mil a week? Do you know what man I would become for a mil a week? You've never seen my true colours.

Daily salary of £313,000. Daily. I would feel so untouchable. Yeah, LFAX, bro. Scroll down. From the moment you arrive on this page, he's earned what? Oh my God. That's nuts. I didn't even notice that. Seconds. Pounds in seconds. All right, cool. This is embarrassing. He's made a pound. He's made a hundred. He's made a hundred pounds right now.

- I thought it was one pound. - No fam. - It's 100. - Since I've opened this page, he's opened that. - Yeah, he's made 120. He's doing two to three pound a second. - Mm. - You know what we actually doing? - I don't know. - What we actually doing? - What? - What's the point? - I actually don't know. - Do you know how many? He's providing you, man.

Can we really call ourselves men? - Who's gonna provide for the people that are provided? I said to you yesterday. - Yeah, who's providing for the people that are provided? - Dave said it best. Who's gonna provide for the people that are providing? - Bro, can I really call myself a provider when this guy's made 200 pounds since the time I've been talking about him?

- Yeah, that's wealth. That's generational wealth. - That is generational wealth. - Like I said, guys, girls in the comments, who would you go for? Comment Steph Curry if you think you can handle that. Comment Mike Tyson if you think you can last rounds in the ring. - At least with the Mike Tyson one, by the time you wake up, you're already in pen.

So it's all a fever dream. As far as you're concerned, it's all a fever dream. Because I will convince myself I've been in PEN. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. I've been in PEN. You're established here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was just a canteen fight. It was a canteen brawl that got out of hand and now you're dreaming about money that never existed. With the Steph Curry one, this man had to escort you out of the Warriors stadium. I'm telling you, I'm legging it after the third. After he drains the third three, I'm legging it. And there's no one that's going to stop me.

There have to be snipers on the roof because I'm legging it. You man. Oh, that's funny. Oh my God. Oh God, man. I would pick Mike Tyson as well, but yeah, I'm not surviving it. I'm not surviving it. God damn it, man. That's a real pick of poison. That is a real pick of poison. Jeez. Okay, cool. Rem, you've got trash news for us. Funny you mentioned Sotheby's actually, because this is, this is semi-related to that. Yeah. So who's laughing now?

Banana as art sells for 6.2 million at Sotheby's. Hang on, what? Yep, you heard me. I didn't stutter. A conceptual artwork by Maurizio Catalan, which is named Comedian, is just a fruit stand banana taped on the wall. I remember this bullshit. Seven bidders were biting and it went to a crypto entrepreneur. That is the piece of art that went for 6.2 mil. All right, you man, real talk. Hear me out.

I'm saying, yeah, all of us get some wet cement, squat down and let our balls just kiss the cement and we get a picture of it, right? And then once the cement dries, all four of our balls imprints will be there and we stick it on a wall with the picture of the original squat on there. Sotheby's auction thing.

So he's really, really a fan. Who's? Yeah. Yeah. He's really a fan. Some crypto billionaires watch an episode or two and he would have been there in the auction. It'd be like, oh, no way. And then, oh, no way. Oh, no way. And then, yeah, 10 M's. We'll split it four ways because this is becoming a joke. That's 2.5 a piece. That's 1.25 a ball. Yeah.

I'm down. I'm down. What have we got to lose? Nothing. Nothing at all. Literally nothing. If no one buys it, then no one buys it. Nothing at all. Damn, bro. That is, that's insane. But anyway, sorry. When does the banana go off? I don't understand. So it's, what happens is you buy the rights to the certificate of that piece of art, the banana, and then whoever has the rights to the certificate can choose to change the banana. Your mum.

So actually it's not the same banana. This actually started in 2019. I was going to say, I've seen this from time. Right. And people, uh, buy the certificate and it goes up, goes up in value apparently. And then whoever is the owner of the certificate at the time can choose to change it or not change it. People have been changing it. Long story short, the current entrepreneur who just bought it recently has decided to, obviously he's bid for it. He's bought it 6.2 million, um,

US dollars and he wants to eat this one. - Flex. - Yeah. - Do you buy the wall or do you buy just the tape and the banana? - I believe it's just the tape and the banana. - You're taking the piss. - I haven't seen anything about the wall. It's just about the banana.

A banana that for years has stirred controversy in the art world sold for 6.2 million with fees at Sotheby's Contemporary Art Auction on Wednesday night. It became what is arguably the most expensive fruit in the world. Arguably is crazy because if it's not... Yeah, arguably, why are we talking about arguably? It has to be. Though it will likely be tossed in a couple of days. The banana is the start of the 2019 conceptual artwork Comedian by the noted prankster Maurizio Catalan.

which is intended to be duct taped onto the wall. It comes with a certificate of authenticity and installation instructions for owners to replace the banana if they wish, whenever it rots. Five minutes of rapid bidding that had started at 800k ended when Chinese-born crypto entrepreneur Justin Sun placed the winning bid, besting six other rivals, which experts said was a sign that even a struggling market would spend big on Spectacle.

Yeah. I don't understand how... Sorry, I do understand. The appreciation of art is subjective. But there's a line. Of course there's a line. This is a joke. Duct tape on... Like, it's actually... This is a mockery.

- Yeah, man, this is a flex. So these men just want to, because I guess what it looks like is this is the only time that they can actually get dick swingy with their money. Because all the other shit that they will spend their money on is all private. You can get a yacht, you can get a yard, you can do that, but no one's seeing that. All of your ops are not seeing that. This is probably one of the only times that you can actually be in a room with all your ops

And you're like, I'm gonna piss six M's down the drain just to show these man how rich I am. - Yeah. - Just because you want it, I'm gonna buy it from you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm gonna make sure you don't get it. - I'm gonna make sure that I outbid all of you man and then you man are gonna watch me eat it. And then that's the thing and then dip. - Yeah. - 'Cause six M's is six piece of it. - 6.2 M's on a banana. So what I did was I found this originally on Instagram. - Yeah. - Then I found this article. Obviously the comment section was nuts, so.

Somebody, we've been through it. Money laundering, that is fine. This is facts. Yeah, money laundering was heavy in the comments. Heavy, heavy, heavy in the comments. It's an insult for every single real artist in the world. See, that's debatable though. Like who's really chatting about, I get what they're saying, but like who decides what's an artist? And that's the whole point of the banana thing. That's the point. Because who decides what's an artist and what's not an artist? But that's what I was talking about with the line. Where's the line that you draw with,

and an actual piece of art that somebody has taken the time. - Yeah, I think it's one of them things as well. Like it only gets offensive when people wanna lump shit in because if someone decides, bro, if I put, it would be crazy if for example, you were an artist and I was, and there was a, say there's a billionaire there. Let's say you were doing really, really detailed sketches and just amazing art or whatever. And I said, I didn't even mention the word art. I said to a guy, all right, how much for this banana?

that I am like, just dick man on. And if he's like, oh, you're a dickhead, I'll give you five mil right now. It would be crazy for you to be offended because we're not even talking about the same thing. But it's because he's decided that,

The narrative around it is, I think fine art is dumb. Here's my example. And now everyone's like, this is offensive to artists. It's like, it's not even the same thing. It's just rich people being dumb. People who are considered quote unquote real artists shouldn't even be paying attention.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hear what you're saying. You shouldn't even be paying attention to this. The same way you're not paying attention to whatever the fuck. Like you're not being offended for thumbnail creators or whatever because they're just doing a completely different thing to you. But yeah, fucking hell. Tax write-offs.

It's weird. There's a very weird sense of full circle moments today. We were just talking about tax write-offs at lunch. You started off with Sotheby's earlier on. The auction. Yeah, it's weird. This is very weird. Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson. Yeah. Odd. Simulation. I'll eat the tape for half the amount.

Fair. Yeah. That is today's rich people's art apparently. Cool, man. Very, very nice. Right, guys, we're going to charge it there. Thank you very, very much. We appreciate you. This was a good episode. And as always, love, love, love.

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