WHAT THINGS WILL MEN NEVER UNDERSTAND?! | EP 443
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Hey, I'm Ryan Reynolds. Recently, I asked Mint Mobile's legal team if big wireless companies are allowed to raise prices due to inflation. They said yes. And then when I asked if raising prices technically violates those onerous two-year contracts, they said, what the f*** are you talking about, you insane Hollywood a**hole?

So to recap, we're cutting the price of Mint Unlimited from $30 a month to just $15 a month. Give it a try at mintmobile.com slash switch. $45 upfront payment equivalent to $15 per month. New customers on first three month plan only. Taxes and fees extra. Speeds lower above 40 gigabytes. See details. Guys, shut up. Girls, listen up. Once upon a time. Time, time. Not so long ago, your daddy's embarked on the greatest live tour the world has ever seen. Ever. It's called Daddy's Home. It is. You've probably heard of it. You might have.

It was kind of famous. It was successful. I said it first. Now, we've decided, you know what? This tour shouldn't just be privy to America, okay? Facts, bro. People all around the world should have access to daddy's home. Facts. And tell them where. So in February. Yes, sir. 2025. Tell them. Your daddy's are coming. Yes. Down under. Yes. In Australia. And in New Zealand.

Let's go. Let's get it. Right, shut up and listen to the dates. Listen. Because we're coming hard and fast. Pause. Quickly. So Saturday, the 1st of February, we'll be landing in Perth. Friday, the 7th. Skrrt, skrrt. Melbourne. Skrrt. After that, 10th of Feb, Adelaide. Skrrt.

Valentine's Day. Leave your man at home because we're in Sydney. And we're going to stay the weekend because we're in Sydney on the 15th as well. 21st, Brisbane. 27, we screwed.

All the way to New Zealand, Auckland. Now for the boring part. Listen up. If you're on Patreon, which obviously you are. Obviously. You guys get first access. So 13th of November, 11 a.m. Australian Eastern Daylight Time. Your tickets will be available. Lock in. There'll be a second pre-sale on the Friday, the 15th of November at 11 a.m. Again, Australian Eastern Daylight Time.

Guys, if you're on our mailing list at shitsandgigs.co.uk, please make sure your location is set to either New Zealand or Australia. Otherwise, you can't get tickets. Facts. Now, general sales for everybody else goes live Monday the 18th at, guess what? 11 a.m. Australian Eastern Daylight Time. Guys, this is a big deal. It is a huge deal. So, get excited. Get ready. Get hyped. We're coming down under deep. Deep. Deep.

And we're staying for a minute. We're staying for about five weeks. We're staying about five weeks. Just a quick disclaimer before today's episode, guys. We had some technical issues with the microphones in this recording, so we had to use the camera microphones instead of the main mics. We do apologize for this, but there is some great content in this episode, so we hope you enjoy. Thank you. Because I knew I was going to get to the stage, but I couldn't stop eating the sweets. I couldn't stop. I couldn't stop. I couldn't stop.

Guys, welcome in. Welcome back. Before we get started today, I have something to fucking say and I need you to listen. Okay. So, as I said on the Patreon episode, shamelessplugpatreon.com. That is to take care of your facts. I don't know why I just said that. That is to take it from there. I'm struggling with my words. Yeah, I can tell. I can tell. I can tell. Slow down. Fair. Just slow down. Just ease into it. Why are we rushing? Why are we rushing? Slow down.

You don't know where that's from yet do you? Yeah. Facts. Ellis, you know where that's from? I actually don't. Wow, waste of money. What's it from? Rush Hour 2? Never watched any of them. Yeah, I think we've had discussion as well. I had something to say. Sorry, sorry. As you know, on the Patreon episode, I said that I've been on my pop bag recently. Yes. Now it turns out popular music is popular because it's good. Yes. We didn't know this before. I didn't know this before. I just thought it was popular because it's cheesy.

I have now stumbled across I'm pretty sure the greatest artist to ever live that's a bold statement yeah and I'm a guy I've got bold emotions because this person is the greatest singer who's ever walked the earth and I've been banging her music for four days straight and I can't what the fuck you man have to say but Billie Eilish is the GOAT

No, no, no. You're not fucking... You're not fucking listening, big man. Bro, William R. Eilish, yeah? That is the fucking ghost! You're not listening, you man! She's the ghost! Bro, and her fucking brother as well. Fucking, what's his name? Angus, Phineas, Phineas and Ferb. Genius! Bro...

She is unreal bro There's one song It might be on the latest album That I really really

But for the life of me, I don't always... Bro! Talk to me through your journey. Birds of a feather, we should stick together? I think that's the song that I like. Should we quit? I'll know you're going to go. We can't listen to it, bro. I'll sing it if needed. White tea. Bro. Birds of a feather, we should stick together. When I say... When I say... Do you know how hard it is to be a man in his 30s on the motorway doing 17? Mm.

Grabbing your steering wheel as tight as you possibly can Screaming birds of a feather we should stick together Big man You man ain't listening Big Eilish is the GOAT bro She has a song Bro this is the whole thing We're connecting right now Me and her are connecting right now We're boys bro She has a song called Chihiro Who's Chihiro? Chihiro? Who's Chihiro?

- No idea. - You don't know because you're not connected. Chihiro, main character from the greatest anime movie ever made, "Spirit Away." - Do you know what? - "Spirit Away" fucking phone case, bro. You're not listening. - I knew that was "Spirit Away." I actually knew that was "Spirit Away." - Yeah, bro. You guys are acquaintances. We're boys. What's the difference? What's the difference, bro? Me and Billy, bro, we're locked in. She got a song, bro. "Everything I Ever Wanted." ♪ Bro, I had a dream ♪ ♪ I got everything I wanted ♪

Could have been a nightmare. Bro, are you mad, bro? Resonate with mad. Because I also had a dream that I got everything I wanted. Turns out, might have been a nightmare. Might have been a nightmare. Yeah, it turns out, might have been a nightmare. Bro!

Ocean Eyes, bro. I love you, bro. My future, bro. Bangers after bangers after bangers, big man. I think we had this discussion about Billie prior to us going to America. I think you mentioned her on the pod. And I listened to maybe her latest album. And yeah, I listened to her latest album, I think when we were in New York or something. Yeah, I was vibing with her. She's the greatest. I'm sure. My favourite.

So let me pre-match me Have you ever listened to Lunch? Yeah I listen to Lunch Lunch is amazing Lunch is amazing There's another one on that album I love as well Called Wildflower Yeah Birds of a Feather is the one I started I've been screaming I was looking for vocal coaches the other day Just so I could sing Billy Bower Sing Billy Bower I was looking for vocal coaches online Nearly 1.4 billion streams on Or Birds of a Feather 9 million of them are me Bro

We follow each other on Instagram now and... Really? I follow her. It's because she doesn't follow anyone. Okay. It's because she has zero followers. When I followed her, I assumed that she followed back like... Mentally. Yeah. She obviously gestures to people that follow her that she wants to follow back. Okay. But she doesn't action it. Okay. She doesn't follow anyone. Okay. So obviously we follow each other on Instagram. Yeah.

And I checked her tour sketch. She'll be back. We just missed her. She's coming back in May. Okay. Yeah? Yeah. By the time this episode comes out, we will actively be in LA. So if she's... I know she's on tour right now. But if you see me with a stranger with green and black hair, it's probably Billie Eilish. I see that.

Yeah bro In the edition Getting breakfast Because they have The best breakfast in LA Yeah The best orange juice too Yeah They do have the best orange juice It's unbelievable So yeah I'm putting my hands up right now Don't be alarmed guys If you see Big Irish lyrics Tied on my skin If I come in as Billy For Halloween next year If I break out in a song And Maybe If you say Oh I'm the bad guy One time You know that's a It's a reference It's an easter egg

Okay. I'm locked into Billie Eilish right now. Fair play. She's the fucking goat. Fair play, man. I like the...

I like that you found this out for yourself. So am I. It's all I've listened to for the last five days. Fair play. Like her discography or just one specific album? So when I was doing my artwork on my iPad the other day, that was like four hours and it was just random Billie Eilish songs. Okay. Yeah, I can imagine you'd be locked in because you're locked into that as well as listening to songs you've never heard before. So it's like a good tempi to go. Oh, God. I rate that. I rate that. Yeah, she's unreal, bro.

Fair play So I'm learning shit about myself Turns out Billie Eilish The girl Turns out Ariana Grande Really fucking good also Turns out Taylor Swift Is not even glazing She's actually pretty decent

Fair. Yeah. Taylor Swift is actually pretty fucking decent. Turns out, hot take, Harry Styles. Yeah. Yeah. He get you in the mood. Fair play. He gets you in the mood, bro. He sold out, what, five MSGs? He's got the record. No, way more. Yeah, he's got the record for most...

consecutive sold out shows in Madison Square Garden 15 times that's two weeks plus they told us bro that they have a 5,000 seater theatre downstairs in MSG when he was when he was doing his thing there it was packed out with his merch they had to fill up an entire theatre with Harry Styles merch

Harry Styles doesn't fucking play around you man 5,000 it's a 5,000 seat theatre at the bottom of MSG and he used it for merch that he used for merch come on bro he's swimming in dollars yeah Harry Styles will make you bang you man that's why he wears leotards on stage if I had Harry Styles money

I would wear leotards on stage. I'd be bulging you, man. Bulging on stage. Because what are you going to do? What the fuck are you going to do? I'm Harry Styles. Harry fucking Styles, bro. Get the fuck away from me. Step back. What the fuck are you going to do, bro? Yeah, bro. Fuck. Anyway, Billie Eilish, man. Fuck. I'm glad you found your feet. Artist. I'm glad you found your feet. Yeah, I'm exploring stuff. Yeah, I can tell, bro. I'm happy for you. I'm glad I got a chance to do that. I'm glad you did. I've had that on...

I wanted to tell someone since Friday. I'm glad you got that off your chest. You clearly needed to since Friday, like you said. Yeah, so it's been on top of my head since Friday. I needed to tell someone since Friday and I actually really, I feel way lighter. Good. Yeah, now that I've said it. Cool. Favourite song, would you say, so far? So far, my favourite song, it depends. Because like I said, everything I want, it resonates with me. Yeah, yeah. Fucking...

Birds of a Feather. That one's absolutely... I couldn't... Like, I was screaming so... Like, bro, claws down my throat. Yeah. Also, I Love You was my fixation, like, two, three years ago. Okay. So that's bringing back, like, another thing of, like, oh, I remember this. My future's also a fucking banger. Jihiro slaps. She's only 22. Do you actually know what I mean, bro? What?

That's it? How old are you? 23. Jesus Christ. It's the same age, pretty much. Jesus Christ. No one's a unique one. This generation's doing well. Yeah. Ellis and Billy, same generation. Yeah, that's correct. Do you know what's a unique one? Have you heard eight from her? Maybe. Eight as in E? It's just eight. I think I've heard. Oh, eight as in the number? No, I haven't heard that one. Of course not.

Cool song? Really unique. You're putting me on, bro. That's what I like to hear. It's a good song. So now we can vibe over Billie Eilish? Of course, man. Fuck yes, dude. Look Billie on there. This is when me and Rem used to vibe about like...

Heavy metal and shit. Tenacious D when we were younger. We couldn't tell anyone else. Not me and S.H.B.D.I. Exactly. I'm with half of the world as well, but... Let's keep it here and all that. Yeah, so May, I will need someone to accompany me to a BDIs concert. Oh, go on, man. Yeah? Yeah, of course. I was looking... Obviously, like I said, we're going to be in LA when this comes out. I was praying she was doing a show. But she's not. She's in, like, Chicago or some shit.

boring boring boring boring all right right question of the week question of the week i'm so happy you got that video same right guys the question of the week this week was what's a struggle women have that men do not understand and some of the responses were eye-opener some of the responses were funny and some of them were just bog standard

I'm just put standing as something you would expect to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fair. So ladies, in the comments below. Ladies and ladies only, in the comments below, make sure you tell us what you struggle with that men do not understand. This one for me. What's a struggle women have that men don't understand? Sizing up Uber drivers just in case they attack me. Eye open. Oh, 100%.

Because I get into Uber with my chest held high. Willie Niggler. Yeah, on a I Wish You Would. Willie Niggler. You, man, I fantasize about Uber driver trying to catch me. I'm just trying to say. I fantasize about the fight and the struggle. The fight and the struggle. I fantasize about it. I fantasize him going off script. Yeah.

And I'm thinking, and I'm like, "Boss, where you going?" Yeah, obviously my wife's deeper. "Boss, eh?" Yeah, he got up on the bed. You know when you have to get nasally with her? "Boss, boss, where you going?" "You're big, man, where you going?" "Where you going, bro?" "Oh, here you go, that's not what the..." "That's not what the thing says, man." "That's not what the GPS is taking us." "Where you going, bro?" "Why you turn left when they say turn right?" Yeah, and he looked back and he's got a bally on. And I'm like, "Yeah?" And I slap him.

I smacked the windows like, in the garden. I wish you fucking would, bro. - That's hilarious. - Ever try to have sex with me? - Ever try to have sex with me? - Obviously this one I get in the night. God, no. - Don't ever try to have sex with me. Fuck. - Yeah, anyway, sorry. I'm not dealing with that. Uber drivers. Let's try to get home.

Just trying to get home Bro I remember when they used to have like Uber's actually a lifesaver Because them man used to have like I don't even say used to Like there's so many cases of like You know like fake taxi drivers Not the b**** But like I knew the brother The kidnappers Yeah yeah yeah That would like

pick up girls outside clubs and just drive off. Yeah bro, just drive off. Insane, yeah. It's scary when you think about it. I've been in Ubers a few times, I'm like, this guy could just lock the doors and drive. Take me anywhere he wants. That's fucking terrifying, mate. Take me anywhere you want? You don't want anything.

Yeah bro, I thought about that because the only time I've had that experience, as I told you, I went to Turkey a couple years ago. Was it last year or the year before? I can't remember. And when I got to the airport, I went with my family, innit? Went to the airport, boxed over and then I'm waiting for taxi, waiting for taxi. And then the guy was like, oh, do you want a taxi? I was like, yeah bro. He was like, cool, cool, cool. We were walking for about four solid minutes and he's taking us like away from general public.

And then there was a couple other drivers there just like smoking and waiting. And he was like, cool, cool, cool. And then man said, do you have babies? I said, pardon? He's like, do you have babies? I was like, I'm charging it, bro. He was like, what? I was like, I'm charging it. Took my suitcase and went straight back to my car. I was like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, that's mad. What the fuck is this? Yeah. And last week, that's what these men are on every day. Scary hours. Scary hours. Right. What's the struggle? That was the first one. Yeah. What's the struggle that women have that men won't understand?

Oh yeah I hear this one A size is not a size It changes by store Brand Colours In some weird situation And the lack of fucking pockets That last sentence Yeah

How these men survive without pockets to be on me Yeah Every time I put Like if I'm trying on a coat Or jacket My first thing Pocket Where the pockets at? Yeah I put a hoodie on And I just go like that I'm just sliding on my stomach What is that? Those are pockets These men don't have pockets They just walk around With a phone in their hand That's crazy That was disgusting mate Exactly

That's crazy. Your phone is in your hand all the time. All the time? That's crazy. Nah. Or in a bag. I'm not reaching into a bag every five seconds. Just with my phone? Nah, man. It's longer. Essential. What's a struggle women have that men do not understand? Sneezing on your period. Double up. Double up. I know what you're going to say. I'm going to say it. Coughing, sneezing, or laughing whilst on your period and having a little jellyfish slide out. That's not what I thought you were going to say. Having a little jellyfish slide out.

These might go through. Yeah, we will literally never understand. I had another one on there. I didn't add it on here, but it was just saying like when you're having... This is... The way it was articulated was like... No, I'm charging it. There's no point. When they were like, oh, you're trying... When you're trying to have a normal conversation with someone whilst like... Whilst stuff from inside your body is coming out and you have to just remain calm. Yeah.

Let me double down. A random sharp pain that shoots off your arsehole during your period. I saw the arsehole one of three times. Borderline paralysis. I saw the arsehole one of three times. I don't even know what that means. Bro, I saw it. I was thinking this is a hoax. Yeah. Then I kept on seeing it and seeing it. Yeah, I saw it like three, four times. Oh, this must be real. I've never heard. Someone said it's like an electric shock. Someone said it's like a hot poker. Like, these men are feeling shit in their arse for no reason just because it's period time. And they just... And they're just chatting. And they're just chatting.

You know, I would break down a sharp pain in my arsehole. Every month? Yeah. Save me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll be sweating. I know you will. You wouldn't know when you're on your period. You wouldn't know when you're on your period. I'd be so moving. Oh! I can't imagine myself on a period. The way you said... The way we were talking on the Lockham and Patreon.com. When you said, when you had the tingle in your eye and you were so frustrated that you punched your eye.

Can you imagine having a period every single month? Nah, brother. Nah, brother. I'll put holes in every wall in this building. I'll just tell them to let me bleed out. Just them. Just them. Let me bleed out. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm not dealing with it. I really am not dealing with it. Fucking hell. They're real MVPs. Yeah, they're real MVPs. It's facts. All right, cool. A struggle that women have that men won't understand. So, this one...

When you said about like box standard, like the one I was expecting, it wasn't box standard, but the way it was articulated, I was like, oh damn. This one was like so in depth about like the process. So like the standard one was like feeling safe by myself. And you're like, cool. Yeah, I would have guessed that 100%. So this one, walking alone with keys between your knuckles.

Breathing and treading as quietly as you can just so you can hear everything else around you. Been there. It's called every nightmare I've ever had. The fake phone calls talking while you're on your way home. Checking every shadow. Deciding whether to reject someone bluntly or politely just to be safe. It's mental gymnastics, you know. Trying to get home.

Big man. I'm just trying to get a hold. There was one time when I was a teenager that I think, I don't know if I've told you, I was walking through like, this is scary, this is a horror movie. So basically, the top Don Roadman in my area had broken his leg. I think it was in a car crash. He'd broken his leg but they didn't stop him working. Right?

yeah yeah it didn't it didn't stop them working big man so he was just he was just shot in and bullying on clutches because the only difference was making okay and once i was walking home it's like one o'clock in the morning and i had to where my boys lived he lived on an estate and it has like a cycle path that goes down and there's like a little tiny little stream and then there's a little bridge and then you have to walk it's like but it's long

But it's covered with bushes. It's like a long, scary cycle path. Yeah, country road type thing. It's just terrifying. But then from the estates, say the estates here, you see the long winding road over the river, and you can see the main road over there. So it's like, I just need to get past this darkness and then streetlights, everything can be fine. And I left this house and I was like, and it was cold and I could see my breath. And I can, my ears are hyper-focused. So I can hear myself like,

I can hear her walking down the street. And I'm walking, walking, and I'm thinking, okay, this is okay. And this whole thing where she's like treading as quietly as she can so you can hear everything, the way I was treading, and when I say I heard, it wasn't ready. And I was like, this is impossible. This is Freddy Krueger style. And when I say I didn't know whether to run or style it. Because this, I've spoken about it before, this guy had a signature and was like,

He will see you before you see him. And he'll tell you before you turn around. Don't even try and fucking run. That's what he used to say. Because he knew how much fear he had on the block. Don't even try and fucking run. Oh my goodness. That will send shivers. As a 13-year-old boy. The thing is, he was only a year older than me. I don't think you meant himself. I was imagining like a 22-year-old. No, no, no. He was a year older than me.

This guy was a demon. Mad! Yeah, it was horrible. Right, he controlled the streets. Yeah, he did. At 14! Yeah, it was rough. Don't even try and fucking run. Yeah, don't. Every single time, don't try and fucking run. And then you have to wait for him to come over to you with his crutches! Oh, that's bullshit. And he wouldn't go fast! That's bullshit. He'll watch you from time and then just take as long as he wants. And you know you're still not going anywhere. Yeah. That was hell on earth. To round up, I'm not doing that as a girl. Because that's every corner shop trip. That's every walk home from school. That's every everything.

So it's either that or sizing up an Uber driver. Yeah. You are the rule MVPs. Yeah, rule MVPs. So yeah. What's the struggle women have? Reminds me. Guys, offer to pick your girlfriend. Fuck this. Based on this conversation, offer to pick your girlfriend up. Always pick your girl up, man. Fucking hell. Fucking hell, yeah. And then question when she says no.

Yeah, actually it's this though. So yeah, I guess I'm going. So what? You're gonna walk home with your keys in your knuckles? Or you're gonna size up for Uber driver? Yeah, which one? Which one is it? Because I'm giving you option D. I'm trying to get you safe. I'm giving you safety. So whose range were you coming in with? Whose range were you coming home in? Facts. Tell me the truth. I'm setting free. Yeah. I'm setting free. Because if that's what you want to be, I can let you loose. Because you sound like you want to be for the streets. Because I'm trying to save you.

Oh my god, we're idiots. Yeah, fuck it up. Alright, what's a struggle women have that men won't understand? Looking into everything a guy does way too much. Double up on that one. When you know the truth and you ask a question anyway just to see if he'll lie. Don't try and catch me on the lie. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Wow, she already knew. Yeah, she already knew. I'm lying through my teeth. The backtrack is the most embarrassing moment of her life. There's nothing more embarrassing than that. Like, babe, I'm not lying! Who are you going to believe? Them or me? And then there's receipts. Bang.

And you're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I know what you're seeing, but listen to the words that are coming out of my mouth. Yeah, let me say something real quick. Please, you're not listening. Let me land, man. Yeah, fuck. The worst thing is when she actually gives you the opportunity to speak. Yeah, nothing. Go on, man. Speak straight, then. Nah, but you can't put me on the spot. I have to speak in my own time. Fucking, it's going in there. Oh.

- Oh my God, crack the window. - Facts. I just smell a burnt toast. - For fuck sake. It's peak. It's peak. - God, it's hilarious. I remember one time my mum was telling me off a fake to start. One time my mum was telling me off, she gave me the opportunity to speak. I faked to start. - The sympathy. - I swear to God, I was like seven or eight. And I was like, "Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh jay jay jay jay jay jay jay jay jay jay j

What are you doing? I was like, I'm just thinking, please feel sorry for me because I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I didn't want to get smacked. I just didn't. That day I just didn't. You know when it dies? When you're recovering from a cold and you're extra sensitive. I can't get smacked today. So I just said, bro, what are you doing? What are you doing? Feel sorry for me. I think that'll make me smack you more.

I mean genuinely because you've not started in seven and a half years. What's all this? What's all this jazz? I'm fucking back Andrew, I'm not gonna lie to you bro. Speak properly. Bro! Oh my god. I was desperate for sympathy. I was desperate for it. For fuck sake. Oh my god. Maybe smack you more. That's so funny. Right.

What's the struggle that women have that men don't understand? For me, it's hard not to start little arguments. When I start those cute little arguments out of nowhere, I just want to fuck. But I don't know how to ask whilst being ladylike. Ask what? To fuck. So you just start an argument instead. When I start those cute little arguments, I just want to fuck. I'm not going to lie to you, man. I know they'll not do that. It doesn't turn me on.

I don't think I've been in that situation. I've not been in that direct situation, but I've been in a situation where we've argued, blah, blah, blah. And maybe we've gone our separate ways for the meantime. And she comes back and like, just fuck it. One of them ones. Straight. Yeah, just like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And then that's when you get out of your system. Those ones work for me. Yeah, the other ones, they don't do so well on me. You can't poke my tummy.

and be like no gym today night and me be like what and then me like why are you saying that and she'll be like oh it's a chokeslam me and fuck me that's what i'm saying i'm vulnerable right now well no i don't want to take my top off maybe for sexy sexy don't belittle me yeah

Do something about it, big man! You're a fucking pussy! Do something about it, fuck me! I'm like, yeah, I get what you're saying, but you make me feel yucky. You make me feel so small. So small. Fuck's sake. It does nothing against my dick heart. It really does. Yeah. Act like you're scared of what I'm about to pull out. And then we can... We can roll with it. Yeah, we can roll with it. Don't call me a dad bod. Don't call me a dad bod.

And a little recede-y-cede-y. Little needy recede-y. And asked to get fucked. It's never going to happen. No, no. It's literally never going to happen. Not because I'm going to bury myself on ice cream. I'm going to bury myself there. Facts. I'm already there. Double down. I'm already there. It's literally how you see me. Facts. So let me just act the part. Right. God, it's you anyway. What's the struggle women have that men won't understand? Trying to love a man with a penis so small you can't even hold it.

Trying to love them. Trying. With a penis so small you can't even hold it. No one can tell me I'm trying to love you.

I really am James I'm trying to love you She's a good Christian woman Yeah She doesn't break any of these vows The household or not She's trying her best I'm trying my best to love you But I can't even hold that mouth I can't hold your penis Brother The brother was great Yeah The brother was She treated you like nine years now Yeah yeah yeah You were boys now You were boys now You're not my brother You were boys Brother Because I have to spud you now

There's no holding after Spudgy now. Yeah, Spudgy when we can gossip I guess. Because I'm not f**king you. Yeah. I'm sure. That's our order. That's actually our order. Oh my god. Brother. Wow, I thought it would hurt me so much, you man. It's Mark. Right. Struggles that women have that men won't understand. Oh, okay, cool.

That moment when you and your girl get in the car and go to where your boyfriend says he is just to see if he's actually there. Oh my god. Them man love detective stuff. Oh my god. It gets their shit going. Oh my god. Playing detective is a girl's bread and butter. I see. That CCTV thing we saw on Reacts that time? Yes. Yes. Well, y'all just have access to CCTV around London just to see if you were there. Yeah.

i'm waving red flag oh bro jesus christ they love it jesus christ yeah yeah i had that yeah i saw it randomly saw a tick tock yesterday of some girl like crying to the camera because she dug too deep she's yeah she didn't say what she found out she was like i was happy 10 minutes ago i was happy 10 minutes ago and then she said something like after a phone check a laptop check and a google search i'm fucked

I'm murked. Damn. Yeah, I should have just left it alone. Ignorantly bliss, man. Yeah. I've done said this on a pod for years. Listen, Lee. It's called blissful ignorance for a reason. Understand bliss. Understand what that means. It's bliss. It's happy. Fuck, you know, man. Just stop. Yeah. What's the struggle women have that men won't understand? Carrying yash. That's fair. I mean, I do understand it.

Like heavy Nyash? Yeah! Like 10-leater bag Nyash. Yeah, I've seen cheeks that the treble is mental. From the calf to the cheek. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not dealing with that. That would rock my bones. I'm not dealing with that every step of my life. Every step I take.

Every move I make is treble, treble, treble. My hips will be fucked. Yeah, that's crazy. And that extra wobble, man, they were like, ugh. It's not fun, you man. It's not fun. Yeah, I think as well as, to be fair, I was driving the other day, yeah? I saw a group of teens. Okay.

trackied up for poor you one 14 year old you white you chained up he was wearing like a baggy hood rich fucking track suit yeah his ass was stretching the material he was stretching the material i was like for fuck's sake i want to blow up and be like bro are you good because that must be hard you're suffering

As a young teen? Yeah, as a young teen. He wasn't even fat. Yeah. I was like, bro, that's horrible. Are you alright? Are you alright? Are you good? Because I know, I know your upperclassmen are saying stuff and doing stuff. It's not funny. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Bro, I fell for the youth. That's big. That's so big. Yeah, I fell for it, bro. When I say it was baggy areas, I was just stretching it. Bro, it was a dark grey and on the crease it was white.

Stop doing this! You're ripping me off the bar! You're gonna make me spit it everywhere. Fuck, man. Bro! The seams were breaking, man. I was like, fuck's sake!

That's horrible. Yeah, but yeah, the sight of heavy duty cheeks do sound different to a man. And it's actually not funny. It reminds me of fucking, was it Madagascar? Like Alex the Lion loses it on the island. He loses it when he starts eating Chris Rock. He loses it.

That's how I feel when I see heavy, heavy cheeks. That's how every man feels. It is. It is. Seeing heavy Nyash from here to here and just watching Amanda move.

It makes you embarrassed to be part of this gender. It's crazy. Fucking hell, it's crazy. Yeah, it's nuts. It's too funny. Oh my god. Cool. Right, I've got one more. Yeah. What's the struggle that women have that men won't understand? Being heavily pregnant and having the baby move inside you. You, man? Yeah. I'll wake up screaming in the night. Yeah. Getting used to that feeling must be crazy. Hell on earth.

Can you imagine laying in bed and feeling a human being turn from left to right? The amount I would scream

That's the scariest thing I think of. Yeah. It's not when I'm bloated. Yeah. Oh, don't get me started. Let alone being pregnant. No. I feel like a baby when I'm bloated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, when you're so bloated, you can't, you have to roll out of bed. You can't like sit up because the abdomen isn't there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to disengage. You're not there, bro. It's got to roll out.

And then waddle to the toilet. Bro, you sit wide. Wide. And you have to sit down. And you're just like, ah. And the thing, I have to take my top off and the thing's cold back there. Ah, I just need to talk.

Where you rest your back. Yeah, you... Rest my back is cold and I'm like, "Ahh!" No, on the bloody... I can't rest my back on the bloody... That's comfy. On the bloody day, I'm forward. I'm forward regretting my actions because I knew I was going to get to the stage but I couldn't stop eating the sweets. I couldn't stop! I couldn't stop. I've been there and I will be there again because I'm only human.

Fuck, man. Oh, my God. But you're blowing it so bad. It's the worst, bro. It's the worst, bro. Especially, bro, if you're with the... God, if you're with that softer gender as well, I hold in my fast. I hold it. It's bubbles. And I'm just like, I'm going to die. Yeah. Yeah. Bro. Oh, man.

It bubbles in my stomach. It bubbles in there and it hurts. Yeah. Fuck. I couldn't stop. I knew where it was going to lead me, but I didn't stop. Stop. Stop. Stop, though. There it was, bro. My shit makes noise. I'm like, are you hungry? And I'm like, yeah, I'm hungry. Oh, my God. I'm going to call a doctor.

The doctor is the protein from sweets bro. What are we doing guys? We used to go to war. We did. We did, now we're fighting in the toilet. Fighting. Clogging shit. Yeah bro. Oh my god. We used to go to war you man. These men were on rations. And now I'm closing down my lifelines because I want Haribo. Facts bro.

Oh my god. That was too funny. God, that's two fucking jokes. Oh, I'm gonna sweat. Anyway, welcome to the fucking show, guys. Hope you guys have stuck around this long because Jesus Christ, we chat shit. Don't we just? Oh, God. So yeah, guys, welcome in. If you're watching YouTube, please subscribe to the channel. I'm not delighted you haven't said this in a long time. We haven't. We're chasing two million subs. We are. We're chasing two million subs. We are.

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- Fiyad has a question that he would like to ask. - I do have a question. Funnily enough, this question has worked out so well today because this question is actually for Rem and you happen to be sporting what I want to talk about today. How is merch sales going?

It's... Firstly, thank you. The RenFam merch sales are actually insane. We loved it. Yeah, it's been a crazy journey. Only started in... Let me not gas. Let's actually look. There you go. So, 77 orders made. 88 units sold. Let's go. And yeah, man, I want to...

I'm not taking any of the profit. We choose as a community at the RemFam a charity to donate that to. Oh, that's incredible stuff man. I'm not taking any of that profit. So yeah, we are... What's up? I'm laughing at James. Okay, cool. Yeah, so going forward, this is my money. We're going to choose together a charity, like I said, donate it and then I want to revamp the designs. Yeah.

and then go again and yeah just keep that going and see how far we can go bro. Nice nice, which one personally is your favourite so far? Obviously you've got the tee, you've got the hoodie, you've got the fur. Definitely the hoodie, I'm just about to buy this because it's a classic pullover hoodie, I'll pull it up now. Yeah so this one I'm about to buy this, it's a classic pullover in baby pink.

I'm about to cop that myself and get myself a frontless as well. So, yeah, man, it's going well. It's going well. Yeah, man, it's sick, bro. I've got a couple of stickers I've got on my suitcase. Yeah, so that's a compliment, man. I haven't actually got the stickers yet. Are they, do they,

do they peel the shape of my actual logo it's all it's a rectangular yeah fair fair play man um guys girls make sure you get your supremacy right now um give us the link please sir yes i will do supremacy.fit is the link that you can find the rem fam merch is right now so you caught that asap people

Thank you fam. No worries, Gene. Right, I have a game. Cast. Very quick. Love a game. Very, very quick. So we've played this game a lot but we've actually never played it ourselves. Okay. So, I want to play just one quick round of Say Less.

How do you even fucking play it again? I'll tell you how to play it. Fucking hell, yeah. So. Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember now. So we play this on tour. I'm pretty sure it's like, based off the game, like, I could be making this up. I'm assuming the original game is called Innuendo because it's literally just innuendos. Okay. And you figure out what the keyword is. So what it is, I've got a keyword or a key whatever for you to guess what it is and I'm going to give you, I think I've got like three or four clues that I'm going to give you to try and figure out what it is I'm talking about. Cool? Mm-hmm.

Right, so we'll see and at home let us know how long it takes you to get it. Alright, so I'm going to go through all three clues and then tell me if after each clue you can say what you think it is. Oh no, you can say that you think you know what it is and then at the end you can say if you're right or not. Does that make sense? And we'll find out who got it at what point. Makes sense. Cool? So, first clue. You have to be gentle with me.

when you put me in this hole. That's the first clue. You have to be gentle with me when you put me in this hole. Cool? Clue number two. You shouldn't be using me for this, but when you do, it feels so good. You shouldn't... Cool. You shouldn't be using me for this, but when you do, it feels so good. I know it is. The last clue. Grab me with your entire hand if you want, but I'm small enough

that just a couple fingers should suffice. Oh right, we'll be doing it. We'll be carrying it. Grab me with your whole hand if you want but I'm small enough that just a couple fingers should suffice. So if you have things you know, Ellis, any guesses? Nah, the second one threw me off. Cool, Rem, any guesses? The second one was where I think I got it. Right.

Big boy quakes What am I? Cotton Buds Cotton Buds is correct Well fucking played Fucking guys Yeah Cotton Buds is correct So I'm going to try and do this a little bit more And we'll have a few more things Okay And not just one moving forward Cool Yeah? Yeah man, yeah man, yeah man Gang We actually played this on tour We've never played it before Yeah, we played it a lot on tour Yeah we did It was fun bro It was hilarious Hilarious Okay, cool

Dilemma, please, sir. Dilemma. Right. We have a dilemma from our favourite ghost writer, Six Brown Chicks. Hannah is my new co-worker from Sweden who entered into this weird space where after work drinks led to kissing, touching and lesbian foreplay. We are not lesbians. Hannah is divorced and I'm in a serious relationship with my boyfriend. Curiosity won. And Hannah and I made love.

Hannah used a Magnum SuperSide condom on her strapped sex toys and I had no idea. Later that night, my boyfriend went down on me and found the used condom inside me. He threw up. 100%. He refused to believe that my female co-worker left it. Wait, there's such a way... Wait. Like I said, that's a justifiable...

Fucking excuse. Facts. Cheaters, cheaters, cheaters. Yeah. He refused to believe that my female co-worker left it in behind. I called Hannah and begged her to tell him the truth, but she refused. Hannah, in quotes, I don't know what game you're playing at, Simone, but I'm uncomfortable with this. I'm uncomfortable with this. Please don't call me again with this accusation or I may have to report you to HR.

My boyfriend left me. The next day, Hannah apologised by buying me drinks and making love to me after work. I'm confused and I don't know if I can trust her. I want my man back. Advice! Fuck off! For fuck's sake, man! They banged again! Yeah! Yeah, man! Yeah! Wow, this bitch does what she wants! She does what she wants! She does what she wants! And she apologised by buying me drinks and fucked me again!

That's when you know you've got a hold on him. Yeah, wow, that's crazy. Curiosity really, really, really won. Wow, that's crazy. Damn. There is no advice. There is no advice. Also, check your pussy when we're done before your man goes down on you. Don't be calling my phone. You knew what this was. Yeah, but she said she didn't know a condom was used on the strap-on. Okay, that's fair enough, but...

Also, why was it? I don't know. I don't know why condoms were used. Let me not... Well, maybe she uses the strap-on on different girls. She doesn't... Maybe... Maybe she doesn't... She uses the condom so she doesn't have to clean... The strap-on? Maybe. Hence the strap. Fuck knows, bro. I'm not... K-N-O-T. Not going down on my girl and finding a Johnny in there. That...

I don't know what level of Super Saiyan I'd reach. Yeah. Because that would ruin me. Oh, bro. Ruin me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I really don't... I think I'd have an aneurysm. Yeah! That would pop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She would look at me and this... I would just go black and then I'd just pull it. Something would pop. Yeah. Oh. Bro. It would ruin me. It would murk me. It doesn't matter what you say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It really doesn't matter what you say. Because...

Obviously, I think you're lying when you tell me that your co-worker, female co-worker, fucked you with a dildo and left it in there. But also, even if she did, why is this what you're coming to me with? Facts! How did you get there? Say anything else! You don't even care enough to lie properly! Say anything else!

Oh my god. Yeah, you never loved me, did you? You really didn't. I'm there, James. You really didn't. I'm there. You really never loved me. You came straight home and spread your legs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and leave me with my face there. Oh my god. Oh, that's out of order. So out of order. Damn, that's funny. Yeah, right. You said you had one random thing to finish us off.

Guys, girls, I think so far I have found my favourite Star Wars movie. Nice. I'm glad because in the last episode that came out, people were complaining there was no Star Wars up there. So, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go. Let's go. Attack of the Clones. Wow. Good movie.

Good movie. Movie! General Grievous. Movie, bro. Yeah. Count Dooku in Denman? Count Dooku, I've got to call that, bro. Again, I said in my, not the previous, but the one before my previous Star Wars update that I feel like Darth Vader is my favourite character. Now, same actor, different roles.

I don't know if Anakin is my favourite character now. Because the transition in that movie, you were telling me he acts his arse off. Yeah. When he found out his mum got murked. By the sand people. By the sand dummies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said, I killed them all. Yeah. The children, the women. Yeah. The whole thing got burnt. I killed them all. Yeah, I remember that. And I don't care. Yeah. I was thinking, this motherfucker's acting. This motherfucker's acting.

acting Anakin goes up Anakin is a man half screaming half crying bro the women the children talking to himself the dark side got him oh I love the transition yeah bro but this movie

I think it's... Funnily enough, I think it got rated like 6.6 on IMDb and I'm very disappointed in that, by the way. You guys, step your pussy up. It's a fucking movie. It's a good movie, bro. And the reason why I do like this one the most is because the... The CG and the special effects, like, they matched up. Whereas the one before... Oh, you said they're doing too much. They were doing way too much CG and it looked...

It looked overdone because of how everything else was looking in comparison. Whereas this one, chef's kiss. Chef's kiss, man. There's so much more I could talk about in this movie. Let me even think. Yeah. Oh, that's the one where fucking Yoda pulls up. Oh, Yoda. And you figure out that the Sith is also the senator as well. Is it a senator? Not senator. He's a senator at that time.

He's the centre as well as the sieve. Then you figure out, bro, how would this man even do and stuff, bro? Just go down a room and then press across from the cast. Palpatine, that's his name. Yes, yes, yes. Palpatine, yes. Palpatine. Evil bastard, bro. Evil motherfucker, man. And it's just...

Damn, I forgot Samuel L was Mace Windu. Yeah, he, Samuel goes off and he chops a fucking tango fat head. And then that's when you see the birth of Bob. Oh, yeah, man. Yeah, man, I'm locked. You sold me, I'm locked. I'm locked. This is the best movie so far. Yeah. Obviously, I've still got like six or seven movies to go. I don't know, but yeah, man. The women. Bro. Yeah, scene. He goes off. It's a scene, bro. And he can't,

Hell I love Padme. I was going to say he loves Padme. He loves Padme. Yeah, he loves her. Oh my God. He fucking loves her. The sexual tension. It's crazy. He fucking loves her. Is this the one where they're on Naboo? Do they fight in Naboo? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The first time they're rolling their daisies and shit. The first time he professes his love she was like don't talk to me like that. It makes me feel uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I said swear. Yeah. Not my boy Anakin.

Anakin. Anakin will move to you any day of the week. Any day of the week and he means it. He's the chosen one bro. Bro. Fuck around. Wait until the next one. Oh I'm not surprised because obviously I'm assuming that's where he transitions into Darth Vader. There's a whole like 45 minutes of just Anakin and Obi-Wan. Perfect. I'm locked in.

I have the higher ground. Bro, fucking bars in that movie. I'm blocked, James. Oh, it's going to get you emotional. I'm blocked. I'm going to watch it this week. Gang. Because this movie, yeah, man. This one really sold it for me. Gang, I'm mad, bro. This one really, really sold it for me. Love this one. Yeah. Fuck me and this movie. Some people had their way with this movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. The women, the children, the men, the village, they all got it.

Yeah, that's vengeance. That's the kind of vengeance I like to see. That's the kind of vengeance I like to see. Because he really tapped into the role. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah, he did. True, true. You would do it as well. Real life, you'd do it as well. Bro, I've got the power of the force, bro. I'm pulling up on all you, man. Every single one of you. Anakin is hard. The sound people are horrible. Hard. Yeah, I don't know if Anakin or Darth Vader is my favourite character in this.

Gang That's perfect It's one of them It is perfect Because it's Yeah yeah yeah Same thing Literal transition But two different people Two different characters But they command the room They do Fuck they command the room I can't wait for you To watch the next one Oh yeah I'm locked in That's my update for today Let's hope you're Hope you're still locked in But yeah man We'll catch up For the next one Gang Trash news So Aussie entrepreneur Kenny Lee reveals How an argument With his wife Sparked a 12 million Dollar business

Aussie entrepreneurs revealed an argument that gave him the inspiration for his 12 mil business marking the only time his wife was wrong. He's revealed how an argument with his wife that sparked the 12 mil business, Kenny Lee quit his 9 to 5 job to pursue his dream business, Light My Bricks in 2018. Specializing in LED lighting for Lego sets, the 39 year old from Fern Tree Gully in Melbourne, Melbourne's east, said the idea was sparked by his own Lego obsession.

He said the idea came purely off the back of an argument with my wife when she was questioning my excessive Lego spending, Mr. Lee said. That would cause an argument. Yeah. That would cause an argument. At the time we had kids, we had a mortgage to pay, a single income, and I was going a bit crazy on my new found passion. So I figured how do I win this argument by making these purchases guilt free? So start my own business.

Man, I said I don't care about the money. I just need to get my wife my back because I'm not stopping buying Lego. I'm not stopping. Fair play, but there's a will, there's a way. I'll find it.

So it's safe to say I won that argument. And if you ask my wife, she'd probably say that's the only time that she was wrong. So what is it? It's just LED lights for a Lego? So it's LED lights that he's manufactured that fit inside these Lego... It looks clean. Yeah, they're not fire. It looks clean. Damn, bro. Yeah. And so that inspired me to go on to...

Or think about when we last spoke about something similar. The guy from... One of the contestants on MAFSA, the one who started a podcast...

I say poor guy, he fucked someone's wife, no? In the show. Yeah. He was a dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it took me back to that and when we spoke about him, we said, we spoke on how men can't have hobbies unless you're getting paid for whatever it is. You can't just turn up at home and say, yo, I'm doing this because you have to get paid like my man. And,

And then obviously that spurred me on to think about the top or best inventions of our generation. Okay. What's come of that? And I was going to ask, what do you think from our generation has been invented that you think, do you know what?

I think I could have, that phenomenon never happened to you. When you hear of something that's come about, could be anything, whatever. Something's been invented, someone's come up with an idea or whatever and you see it and you're like, you give it credit because you think it's amazing but you think, I could have done that, I could have got there. Has there been anything like that? Very, very good question. The top two, I came up with one and then I came up with another one this morning.

that I wish I would have patented selfie stick. - Which one? - I never bought one, I've never used one, whatever. But at the time, - That was a craze. - They banked selfie sticks. - That was on everyone's Christmas list. - Yeah. And then the second one I thought of this morning was the technology for cleaning the oceans.

The benting? That benting was sick. You've mentioned that before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought I remembered that conversation. That was fucking sick. That was another invention I thought, yeah, to pattern that would have been nuts. But just to spitball a top 20, I found a list here. Okay. Just to give you the, I'll give you the... 3D printing. Yeah. Patch. Patch.

There's a patch apparently. Yeah, so I'll give you the top 25 most important inventions of our generation. I'll give you the top 15 and then we can speak about the top 20 if we can guess anymore. So yeah, 3D printing, the birth control patch, humanoid robots, capsule endoscopies. That's the pill that you swallow, right? And it goes all the way through and comes out. And then they can just watch the video back. That's sick. That's nuts. Blockchain technology.

Subscription video on demand, so Netflix. That is genius. Smart home services, so security, energy efficiency, Amazon Echoes, ETC. Artificial organs, smart grids, quantum computing, 5G technology, hydrogen fuel cells, drones. Autonomous vehicles,

Human genome mapping. We've spoken about that one before. Yes, we have. So there's another list, top 10. Based on what you've just heard, is there anything that's coming to mind that you think, oh, that's the thing that I could have? There's, in terms of the thing that I could have come up with, I feel like, hmm,

I always try and compare like what you said, like selfie stick is a good one because you can actually do that. And like the LED light one is a good one because it's actually, it's not hard to think like, fuck, I actually could have come up with that myself. A lot of these I'm like, I don't have the mindset. Yeah, fair, fair, yeah. Quantum computing, that's not my bag. I think one that I used to think about when I was younger, when I saw like the craze about it, is stuff like Heelys.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking hell, yeah. Yeah, bro. Them jawns right there. Yeah. I wanted that. I wanted them. So bad. It was never enough. These were fucking sick. I think, man, what is like an obvious, obviously a little shit like TikTok, but I see it and I think, man, come on, TikTok is amazing. I think it's of our gen, so it's a long time. It's like, it's way far back. I don't know why you do that.

But there are some good shit that I think about all the time that I'm like, damn, that's a fucking good idea. The random one for me was a special... Do you know those modded controllers you can get? Oh, yeah. I used to game a lot. Before they came out, I always just think, like, if you had an extra button, what could do other shit and stuff like that? But then someone actually made it with the triggers and shit. That just sparked me off going from a PS2 controller to a PS3 controller without the wire.

I like wireless shit. Wireless controllers. Game changer. Game changer. Game changer. Fuck me. I used to have a dog that used to chew through all my fucking wires, bro. All my controllers were fucked. All of them were fucked. Fuck. Oh, I'll tell you what is actually a fucking amazing concept. I always think about like, since we have like Patreon and all this kind of stuff, since we started Patreon, I've been obsessed with like the concept of like crowdfunding.

and like systems that are in place to just help creators do creative shit so people who make money just from other people having the freedom to do whatever they want there's a website called redbubble that I'm on a lot where I got this case from unbelievable website easy easy concept where it's just whatever you want um

artists just post their art on there and then Redbubble supply it as like phone cases posters laptop stickers whatever so if you ever want so whenever I get a new phone I'll go to Redbubble type in this phone case and I'll just say anime or whatever this or whatever that and obviously the artists will get a cut of everything that's sold right

And it's just a place that people go to like, "Gang, you can get the best shit off anything." And Red Bull didn't make, they didn't come up with any of these designs. They're just all artists that have designs that they think are sick and they just put it on this website and then everyone gets paid. - Oh, okay. I've never heard of the website, so fair play. - Yeah, it's sick. - Oh, it's good. - Pinterest is another fucking one. Pinterest is juicy. - So simple. - So simple, bro. - So simple. I always think like,

Like Discord, that was basically a better Skype. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just Skype and fucking steroids, mate. Yeah. Serious steroids. Facts. Same concept. Skype. Skype. When I was younger, Skype was what you used to chat to girls on. Really? Yeah. Maybe it was more for me, yeah. Skype. MSN for us, yeah. I did use MSN a bit when I was really young, yeah.

- Five. - Five? - Five. - I was like five or something, I used to use it. - Nah. - I got my mom's laptop. - Wow, right. Insta said he wasn't a thing when he was a kid. - Yeah. - Five. - I had BBM in year six. - Really? - BBM, yeah. - I couldn't have been trusted. I didn't get BBM until I was like 19. I had to get third's old, old, uh, blogger. - Yeah. - 'Cause my dad had just got me the brand new iPhone. - Mm. - No one gave a fuck about it. - No one gave a fuck. - Really? - Yeah. - No one gave a fuck about it. - It was a bad thing.

Everyone had a Blackberry I came into uni like You man Ah Ah iPhone You see that It couldn't do anything You couldn't even take pictures Everyone was ping it Ping ping ping Everyone was bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing bing

And if you're at a Blackberry, you can download Pings. I'm in the lectures like, "Are you going to download Ping?" And it's like, "Yeah, download Ping." And I was like, "Shut the fuck up. I'm PBMing things." Fuck, man. Yeah, Blackberry has had the market in a chokehold. Why are they now? Yeah, it's dreadful. Things change. No one cared about the iPhone 4. Before I had a Blackberry, I had a fake one. It was called a Rio. It was a fake Blackberry.

Literally look the exact same like you've all ever finished. We're gonna be like, ah, bro. Run us this top 10. Oh, yeah. Let's see the top 10. Cool. So reusable rockets. Okay. Um, there's an Elon thing. Clearly. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, SpaceX. Wasn't that like last week? They caught one. Yeah, they got one back for the first time ever. Yeah, they caught a rocket back from space. Yeah, I saw the video. That's pretty sick. It's nuts. Uh, GPS. Yeah, obviously. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, my dad was the king of an A to Z map before GMS came about. So, yeah. I'm not... He was way around the road. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They all did. Yeah. Yeah, I remember my step-granddad, so my step-mom's dad, whenever I used to link him, he'd be like, oh, what roads did you take to get here? Did you get to A14? I don't fucking know, bro. I don't fucking know. That was crazy. Oh, look at my phone, G. Yeah. I don't know anything. Cloud computing. Cloud computing. Yeah.

Biometric technology. So your face mapping, fingerprint reading for your phones and whatnot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Electric vehicles. The Internet of Things connects everyday objects. The Internet enables data collection, automation, highly impactful, enhances efficiency by reducing costs and improving decision making in industries like manufacturing, healthcare and agriculture. Okay. Augmented and virtual reality. VR. Yeah.

Social media. You said TikTok? Yeah. You said TikTok. Good lord. Smartphones. And number one, transformer architecture. Introduced in 2017, it's the most important invention of the 21st century. It has revolutionized natural language processing and artificial intelligence.

It's been able to unparalleled language understanding, which also gave the rise to applications like Google's BERT and GPT models. It's the reason why AI today has automated a plethora of human tasks and boosted productivity across industries. Fair play. Never heard of it. Fun fact about this shit in terms of like greatest inventions and all this kind of shit. I was listening to a clip. I'm pretty sure it was a fucking like...

It was like a Joe Rogan clip from a recent episode and they were talking about Uber. And they were talking about how like, I don't know how factual this is, but they were talking about how like Uber, first of all I thought when Uber dropped I was like that's the sickest invention I've ever heard in my life. They were saying that Uber hasn't like posted a profit

Ever. Maybe they have one profitable year. And last year or the year before they posted like nearly a billion dollar loss. But Uber grows every year and they still keep getting investors every year even though they keep losing hundreds of millions every year. So most investors you'd be like, I'm not missing that because you guys don't make any money. But secretly apparently everyone knows that the under message of that is that eventually

the reason that Uber loses money every year is because of the drivers and obviously you have to pay the drivers and then you have to get the drivers insured and licenses and all this kind of shit for the drivers plus like normal like employment perks and all this shit so I'm pretty sure a few years ago drivers were self-employed

and then they had to change, I'm pretty sure they changed the law to make sure that they were employed by Uber which obviously Uber is now paying out hundreds of millions and all that kind of shit. But the reason they keep growing and the reason they keep getting investors is because the understanding is in the next two, five, ten years all the cars are going to be automated and then no drivers which means the profitability of Uber is going to skyrocket

Because all of a sudden now, you can just have all the cars you want. Uber will probably be the biggest business in the world once cars are automated because no one will even bother buying a car. You can just get an Uber. You can have Ubers everywhere. Imagine they're all electric as well. You can have literally Ubers. Every car will be Uber because there'll literally be no point having your own car. There could be an Uber waiting for you on every fucking...

corner it's just a car chit in there it's battery powered there's no driver nothing just bang Uber take me here take me there take me there you wouldn't even need to rent a car that's crazy go ahead yeah I have a yeah I have a sneaking suspicion in the next 10 to 20 years Uber will be top 3 biggest companies in the world so you're going to invest now yeah

I made a call this morning. Calm. Which sucks for obviously hundreds of thousands of jobs. But yeah, automated driving is going to scarily change the face of the earth. I hear it. It's going to be weird. It's like doing it in America. I've seen people recording in the backseat. It's just a fucking steering wheel moving. Yeah.

- Yeah bro, I was cooking bro. I was cooking and the more cars, the way that automated driving works obviously it's AI so it learns, but also automated cars can communicate with each other. So there'll be, the more automated cars there are, the more data that you can get and the more automated cars that communicate, the less accidents you'll have. So if everyone like, they've said before like, if the way automated driving works, if they were allowed to get rid of manual driven cars

all at once. They could have had all made cars like 10 years ago. Yeah. But it's the people and their like randomness that fucks up AI cars. You know they'll get good on the Salt Road Rage in HMO. What, the cars? Yeah. That's when it'll get good. Big man, I'm not having... I'm not having... I'm not in the backseat of a car.

Seeing my car beeping at another car. I'll panic. Yeah. Because you're alive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we circle back to the beginning. You're going to take me anywhere and do what you want. You're going to take me anywhere you want. Facts. Recall. Yeah. I can't even fight. Yeah. Because you're locked in. Yeah, I'm locked in now. Yeah.

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