WHAT BOUNDARY HAVE YOU CROSSED TO GET WHAT YOU WANT?! | EP 435
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- $45 upfront payment equivalent to $15 per month. New customers on first three month plan only. Taxes and fees extra. Speeds lower above 40 gigabytes. See details. - Bro, I think these man are just willing to talk about it. - Yeah, we're just not. - And we're talking about PSE. PSE. - And we're laughing about it. - Yeah, PSE. It's crazy. I want it to feel pretty. Say it. Say it like a man.

- So as you guys already know, we go straight into the question of the week. And the question of this week was, what's a boundary you've crossed to get what you want? This one was interesting for me. - I'm interested to hear what you, yeah, what submissions you have. - Okay, cool. What boundary have you crossed to get what you want? I broke up with my girlfriend because I met my future wife and we've been together ever since. - That's a love story though.

It's also difficult. It's difficult, but don't let your girlfriend stop you from finding your wife. Am I right? Am I right? Am I right guys? Yeah. Am I right guys? We can do it too. Yeah, we can do it too. Yeah. Recall. You already know what the recall is. Recall. Yeah, we can do it too. Yeah, man. Damn. Okay, cool. A boundary you've crossed to get what you want. Not me.

but a girl in our group chat leaked all the level three secrets we had to another group chat just so she could seem funny to the boy she liked. One of the least severe was one where one of the girls in the group chat was masturbating to a screen recording of a teacher's Zoom call. Level three group chat secrets leaked so you can seem funny, funny to the guy you like. Fed, you can never do that to us.

- Bro? - Fagyal. Level three group chat secrets. - I can't even compute what I wanna say to that. - Bro. - That's insane stuff. - Yeah, I'd put like a hefty bounty on her head. A wholesome bounty. Yeah, I'd put a bounty on her head, bro. - Wow. Wow. The fact that she knew they were level three as well. - Bro, this is secret level. - There's tears of secrets in that group chat. - 'Cause you want your little boyfriend to laugh.

- Wow. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll lose a couple of fingers for that. - Yeah, and it's gonna be them fingers. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's gonna be them fingers. Yeah. - What's the boundary you've crossed to get what you want? My friend's sister just looked too good. - It's always the sister, bro. - Yeah. - It's always the sister. She just looked too good. - My friend's sister just looked too good.

That's a boundary. Yeah, that is a boundary. That's a boundary. I would never move to your sister. I couldn't. Bro, I would never move to any of my boy siblings ever. It's also like, I had one boy who had a twin, I think you've told me about this before. A twin sister. And this one, they were white and like, not to make a difference, but it was like, they were, you'd think they were identical and put me off so much, right? You would literally think they're identical. And yeah,

It was crazy to me that like it put me off so much because he would say like when he went to school and he used to tell me that when he went to school, like all of his boys would like try and move to his sister. He's a rugby guy. So this is another one of that mess. They would always try and move to his sister. And I remember the first time I saw it, I was like, that's crazy. I remember the first time I saw his sister, I was like, she looks like you. That's buzz. Like, I'm not moving to that. Yeah, because all I see is you. Yeah, and I can imagine-

Unless you look completely different. If I actually fancied one of my boy sisters, there would be a time in a certain angle, a certain light that they look like my boy and it'll make me feel sick. Yeah. It's peak. Yeah. It's peak. So you just don't cross that boundary. Yeah, you just don't. You don't cross that boundary. Right. Boundary you've crossed to get what you want. I lent him money for some dick. The dick was trash. I never got the money back. Lent him money for dick. Yeah, I hope she learned her lesson.

I hope so. She deserved every ounce of disappointment that she got. Wow. I never got the money back. Speaking of money, what's the boundary you've crossed to get what you want? I will lie about money to anyone that's willing to listen and then take advantage of them. Anyone that's willing to listen.

- Yo. - What's actually wrong with people? I always think people, scammers and teeths and everyone in that- - I don't know why that's funny. I don't know why that was funny. It just is. - Bro, all that matter, I don't understand how they can wake up and think I'm looking to lie and steal today. - Yeah, cheat. - Cheat to get what I want. - Every day. - Anyone who will listen, I'm taking the money. From a sob story. - Yeah. - That's disgusting. - There's no soul, no heart, nothing. - Yeah, that's disgusting. Right.

A boundary you've crossed to get what you want. I blew all my savings on a season ticket to, I blew all my savings on a season ticket for my friend just to get some alone time with his girlfriend. Fast forward, her and I are married now. And every day I hear a little voice in my head saying, "He should have just gone to the games." - He regrets it. He regrets it all. - Yeah, he just wishes, he should have just gone to the season, season games with his boy.

These times he stole the girlfriend he married her and he was like, why? What am I doing? Why didn't I just go to the games? I should have just gone to the games. The fact that that's still a thought years later. Bro, the marriage is haunting him. It's down the drain. I should have just gone to the games. Yeah. And it will hit you at the most random time as well. That thought.

- Yeah bro, I lost a friendship. I lost that time on amazing football to marry who? Her. - You're just being like coming out of the shower, getting ready in the mirror and stuff. You think fuck, I should go to them games. - Yeah bro, I wish I just went to them games bro. - She's just calling your name from downstairs. You just think shut up, shut up. - Screaming to the towel. - Should've just gone to them games. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, screaming to the towel, shut up. Yikes, yeah. - What's the boundary you've crossed to get what you want?

I used my friend's sex toys when she went to work in the morning. What did you want? She wanted nuts. Yeah. That's disgusting. To get what she wanted, she got it. She just wanted a nut. Brethren's sex toy. Yeah. What are you even doing in the yard when your brethren's at work? Valid.

How do you look yourself in the mirror thinking, my brother's out making money and I'm at home like a bum using her sex toys? Maybe she's on a night shifting. She ain't on a night shifting, bro. But we don't know. We know. Maybe she works shifts. Maybe she works three to nine. She don't work nowhere. She can't even buy her own sex toys. Valid. She don't work nowhere. Valid. Yeah. Damn. Fucking hell valid. Right. Boundary you've crossed to get what you want.

I slept with my friend's situation ship just to show her he ain't shit. Yeah. Yeah. It landed on the second bounce. Yeah. It landed on the second bounce. Wow. I fucked him just to show her he ain't shit. Shut up. Everyone's treacherous in this bitch. Yeah. There's no way you're getting off me when I'm like, ooh. Yeah. And she's like, I knew you weren't shit.

Don't. Shut up, man. Who are you trying to gas, man? Yeah, come on, man. I don't care. I just want your ego stroke. Who are you trying to gas? Yeah. Tell her then. Yeah, mad. What's the boundary you've crossed to get what you want? Sending nudes to a married man to get vids of him wanking and calling me beautiful because I was in need of the validation. This isn't even funny anymore.

I needed the validation. So I just wanted to see him fapping to me and saying, you're beautiful, you're beautiful. Because I needed the validation. So that's a low point in life. I always wonder like, who's really kidding who? In that scenario? In terms of...

I've got no more by the way. - Okay, cool. - Who's really kidding who in terms of like, we hear a lot of like the female submissions being like, I just wanted to feel pretty. I just wanted the validation. I like fucked this, I fucked my best friend's man just to feel beautiful or to see if he wanted me on all this kind of stuff. And like, he's cheating on his girlfriend with me, which means it makes me feel like the most beautiful girl in the world that he's even willing to risk his relationship just to sleep with me, all this kind of stuff. And I think,

Are these lot that like insecure and deluded or are they just the only one talking about it? Are we just numb and not self-aware enough to understand that we also do things to feel pretty and to feel validated? - Mandem? - Mandem. - Okay, okay. - Like. - Are you saying, are we not talking about as mandem? - As mandem, we're not, we're just not out here saying like, because.

Let's be real. Bro, I've slept with some people I didn't find attractive. - We've all been there. - Because they wanted me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you felt sexy about it. - I felt sexy! - Yeah, you're thinking, "I can get whoever I want, whenever I want." - Yeah, bro, she wanted me. It made me feel sexy. Did I find her attractive? No. - No, but it was something about that situation. - Yeah, because she wanted me. That's all there was about it. - It's mad.

She wanted me bro. She can have other people or maybe she couldn't but I convinced myself she can have whoever she wants and she wants your boy. So I went through with it. I didn't want to go through with it but I was just like she finds it validates me. And the PNC rocked you. Yeah. Oh bro.

PNC in general, if we just talk about PNC, so this is what I'm talking about. This is exactly what I'm talking about. These lot are saying, I did this or wanted this or received this because I wanted validation. I wanted to feel beautiful. I wanted this, I wanted that. And we're saying PNC will rock you. PNC is literally the realization that you've just done something that you didn't want to do because you wanted validation.

Because when you're with the love of your life, there's no such thing as PNC. - Valid. - There actually is no PNC. - All you wanna do is cuddle. - Yeah, facts. - All you wanna do- - Fam. - Is cuddle. - All you wanna do is cuddle. And when you have received nudes from a ting that you don't even like, and you've used those nudes to fap that PNC, you're like, what am I doing? - What am I actually doing? - You realize because you only got the nudes because you wanted the validation.

When you've slept with a girl and you get PNC, it's only because you're realizing now what the fuck did I just do? Because I've just slept with someone that I don't want to sleep with because I want the validation. You've lasted over this specific situation for ages. Yeah. And now that I've achieved this. It's like, why was I doing this? The last thing you want to do is cuddle. The last thing you want to do is be touched or cuddle because you're like, I'm ashamed and I don't want to be here because I've done something that I truly really didn't even want. There's nothing worse than...

cuddling a ting that you didn't even wanna fuck. - There is nothing worse. - The aftercare is- - Oh, there's nothing worse. - It's a chore. And you're just like, why is this happening to me? - 'Cause she's here on your chest. - And you're looking up. - You're looking up. - You're looking up at the heavens. - Yeah, bro, you're looking up and blinking. And like, you're stiff in the bed. - Static. - You're stiff, there's no grip from you. My hand's out like palm down.

Like this. And I'm just like, let me go. Let me go. Let me go. I'm pretty sure PNC is literally the male equivalent of girls who are open enough to say, "Hey, I did it because I want it to feel pretty. I want the validation." I'm pretty sure it's the same thing. - Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think we've reached a consensus. - Yeah. That's crazy.

- Yeah, man. - Bro, I think these men are just willing to talk about it. - Yeah, and we're just not. - And we're talking about PNC. PNC. - And we're laughing about it. - Yeah, PNC. It's crazy. I wanted to feel pretty, say it. Say it like a man. I wanted to feel pretty. - Fair. Fair fucking play, G. - You made me feel pretty and you made me feel like a man. And that's why I'm here naked and ashamed. I'm not PNC.

- Yeah, it's tough. - It's dark, man. - Yeah, it's dark. - All right, I've got two more. - All right, go on. - What's the boundary you've crossed to get what you want? I told my co-worker's wife to check his phone so she could see he was cheating on her with me. - That's one thing I won't put up with though. - As which part? - Okay, so read it all out again. I'll tell you exactly why I can't be each party. - Told my co-worker's wife to check his phone so she could see he was cheating on her with me. - I'm not being the wife.

I'm not being told by the op, do some due diligence. I'm not having the op come to my door and tell me to do due diligence on my man. Just to be rocked. - Yeah. - 'Cause I don't know who I married. - Yeah. - I'm also sick to death of these side pieces overstepping boundaries. - She got what she wanted. - Yeah, she got what she wanted. You knew I was married, leave it alone.

Leave it alone. How dare you? How dare you? But from an outsider looking in. It's a script. Yeah, it is a script. It's a script. Fuck, man. All right, last one. This one is, I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. What's a boundary you've crossed? I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. What's a boundary you've crossed to get what you want? I faked a pregnancy. Okay, stop. And then faked the abortion.

It was a very emotional time for the both of us. Smiley face. She just wanted him not to leave. Yeah. Yeah. And that, that kind of manipulation will send a man under. Yeah. A hundred percent it will. Under. Yeah. A hundred percent it will. A hundred percent it will. Faked a pregnancy, then faked an abortion. It was an emotional time for the both of us. Smiley face. Tapped.

Arkham Asylum tapped. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. Some people really have the ability to just disassociate. Yeah. Disassociate. Yes, literally. Completely dissociate. And they can watch their partner break down and just be like,

And they justify that ultimately is for the best. You shouldn't be leaving me anyway. So yes, you're suffering right now all from this make-believe, but you shouldn't be going anywhere anyway. So once this is done, you'll realize I'm the one. Yeah, I'm the one. And so all of this is worth it. Yeah. It's rough.

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We got into that thread. Okay, cool. When you, if you were to look at me with brand new eyes. Yeah. Just brand new eyes. Yeah. Would you think I'm handsome? I would. No hesitation, yeah. Really? I would, of course. Swear. Swear? Because the day I woke up and I just really didn't feel handsome. I think every human on this earth has felt that about themselves, not about you.

- That's clap back for the clown chat. - Yeah, fair. - Clap back for the clown chat. - Yeah, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair. - I couldn't believe it. - Yeah, fair. - I said, nah, nah, sure enough. - Fair, fair, fair, fair, fair. - But yes.

- Yes, so to pick up from where you left off, I feel like every human being looks at themselves in the mirror one day or the other and thinks, fuck me, I just don't feel sexy. - I don't feel sexy. - I just don't feel sexy. And one, it's normal. Two, I feel like it also makes you wanna get back to that optimum point you feel like you were at stage in your life and feel like, listen, I know what my capabilities are. I know what my potential is.

why can't I just achieve that today or tomorrow or whatever? But so you woke up today and didn't feel sexy and wanted to ask me if I think you're handsome? - Yeah, so it wasn't, 'cause there's obviously, there's a lot of times we've spoke about before, where you can just stand in front of the mirror naked and just be like,

"Fupa fupa, go away." - Yeah. - I don't feel sexy. Yucky yucky, let's get in the gym. But today was more of a like, I need a trim. Like my beard's not lined. I was gonna put on a hat and I was like, I don't want it. I'm tired of running away. And then like my face felt a bit puffy. I had some dark circles under my eyes and I looked at myself and I've seen my face so many times. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Obviously. - Yeah.

Am I even handsome? Am I even good looking? Or am I just a nigger? Just any fucking guy. - I hear where you're coming from. It's also like you said, you've seen your face millions of times. I've seen my face millions of times. And it's like, you just get used to it. You generally just get used to your own look. So it's one of them ones where, again, going back to validation type of thing,

when someone else compliments you or thinks you are the most handsome person in the world, or if I think a female is the most beautiful person in the world, the self doubt kicks in. It's like, I know what I look like. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, facts. - How can you tell me I look like this? - Yeah, facts. - Do you see what I'm saying? - Because like, yeah, bro, when I'm thinking about love, I'm thinking about looking at the love of my life every single day and being like, damn, you're fine. - Wow, yeah. - You're actually fucking fine. - Yeah. - And then that's when I looked at myself and went like that, and I was like, ain't no one saying that about you, bro.

And no one's saying that about you today. - But you need to understand as well, like people would have seen you, me, everyone in this room at their best and at their worst. You see what I'm saying? - I've had some worse. I've had some worse. - I've had not even capital Fupas. Like I've had no trims, fupa, fucking beard is all over the place. No gym, string bean. Like I've been down in the dumps. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And I've still been held.

and I've still been held. Do you see what I'm saying? - Yeah, I hear you. - So it's one of them ones where you just have to really, really, really look in the mirror and be like, damn, this bitch loves me. - Yeah. - For who I am. Do you see what I'm saying? Do you actually see what I'm saying?

Because it's not exterior anymore. It's all interior. It's all interior. It's what you bring to the table. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she knows this is just a bad day or a bad period. God. Yeah. Because when you're at your optimum, when you're at your peak, like the world is your oyster. It's true. I think it mainly stemmed from the fact that I really wanted a trim. I was supposed to have a trim yesterday and it got cancelled. So then when I, that's when I feel my sexiest. Of course, who doesn't? And then we had a great gym session. So,

residual pump from yesterday plus fresh trim, I would have felt like level 11. And I woke up someone that didn't have any of those things. And I was like, I'm just ugly. So thank you for saying that. I believe you, you would have said, yeah, I believe you with your tone. If I asked you, do you think I'm handsome with fresh eyes? You would have been like, if you were lying, you would have been like, yeah, of course. And you would look at Rem for him to nod.

But you didn't. You looked me in my eyes like a man and said, yeah, without a shadow of a doubt. - Of course, G. - Fair play. I think you're handsome too. - Thank you, G. Appreciate it. - You're welcome. Right. I have a recommendation. - Hit me. - Oh my God. I have a recommendation by the way. - Okay. - So there is- - You're watching stuff, but you got time on your hands. Continue. - You know what it is? It's about, before I get into it, I've been desperately, desperately, as you might know, scratching and clawing to get back in routine.

- Okay. - Just routine. So my hotel days now are all specifically routine. So I will literally leave the studio on a Monday, me and you will go in gym, I'll go to my hotel, check in,

get to my room and immediately I will work on my notes for today's episodes. Cool. Then after that, I will order dinner, whatever I'm having. And then after that, I will binge watch something. Okay. Until it's time to sleep. Okay. And that is my routine. That's just what I'm doing. I'm not straying from it. That's what I'm doing. So that's why recently I've just had time because before, bro, I'll be in the, I'll be in the, and like recently again, also to top that, I've not been touching my phone. So, like,

while I'm doing all those things, my phone is on the table, I'm not touching it. And before I was finding out that I was like, I'll have something on and I'll be playing chess and then I'll be also on Instagram and on TikTok and then I'll be doing something else. - The time is just going. - Time's going and going and going. - I hear it. - And then I'll be coming in on my way to work on a Tuesday morning thinking, yeah bro,

Also, I don't have anything to say. I don't have anything to contribute because I don't even know what I did last night. I don't know what I did last night. And it's like, I hate it. It was happening week after week after week after week. Yeah, I fully hear that to be fair. So recently, like...

I have been watching bear shit because literally routine is sitting bang, bang, bang, bang, binge watch, sleep. It feels like you've got more time in your hands, but you're just using your time differently. Facts. Facts. 100%. So I started watching the brand new version of basically what was Tiger King. It's called Chimp Crazy. I've never even heard of this. Animated. It's not animated. Oh. It is literally Tiger King for chimps.

Bro, so it follows a lady called, oh gosh, can you go on cast or something, please, Ram? Oh, Tonya Haddox. Okay, cool. She is like the Joe Exotic of the situation. So Tonya Haddox, she loves chimps. And like she started working with this woman called, scroll down for me, see if she's on there, Connie Casey. Connie Casey had like the most notorious like chimp, like,

whatever you want to call it. At one point, she had like 26 chimps living with her. And she would like host parties where she would bring like a baby chimp to a party and all this kind of, and she was famous for chimps. And she would sell chimps to like celebrities and all this kind of shit. She was making millions of these chimps, right? And then they changed the laws.

about what she was allowed to have and all this kind of shit. And this Tonya Haddox was working with monkeys for years. She's just like a normal lady. She's got pee for no reason. Just like fucking Joe Exotic. Just got pee for no reason. And basically she got invested with this company and took over from the Connie Casey lady and was just looking after these chimps. And you wanna say she loves these chimps.

Chimps. She loves these. She goes like on to say like, I love these chimps more than I love my children, bro. She loves chimps, bro. And basically it's all about Peter, the...

Animal protection cherry. Okay, okay, okay. Peter getting involved with like how these chimps are being handled. Okay. Because they're all in like small cages. She feeds them like McDonald's every day. It's crazy, bro. It's crazy. What? Bro, that's not the half of it, Phil. I'm trying my best to hold my tongue. That's not the half of it. McDonald's? Yeah, McDonald's is the least alarming. Okay. So...

Basically just on about Tonya Tonya and what happened was a big part of the case is the only thing I'm gonna spoil a big part of it is that Peter actually rock up one day and they're like, you know what we're taking these chips off of you They need to be in this like massive massive massive like wildlife enclosure where there's loads of other chimps It's a haven for them. Yeah, and when you see the pictures of this space or they want to take them you like oh

you're actually out of order for not even wanting them to go there okay because it looks lit okay and these men are in cages yeah so basically there's seven chimps or eight chimps and they're like cool we're picking them up on friday they pull up sedate the chips take the chimps she's like you you and she's she doesn't she doesn't show up to them coming to take them they take them and she's all like whatever they should have never gone i miss her chimps i love those chimps and um there's one chimp called tonka who used to be in bear movers movies when he was younger okay

They pull up, save the chimps, take him to the reservation. Everything's calm. One chimp's missing. Tonka's missing. So they pull up on Tonya and they're like, where's Tonka? And she was like, oh, he died. And they're like, cool. How did he die? He's like, fuck if I know, bro. Like he was ill in it. He was old. He was ill. He just died. And they're like, show me evidence that he's dead. And she's like, are you insane? I love Tonka more than I love my own child. And you accused me of lying. Mm.

and they're like bro please just show me show me the evidence so she pulls out this bag of ashes and she's like these are um tonga's ashes when i tell you it looks like nesquik it looks like chocolate milk powder yeah bro and then she's like yeah we burnt him yeah jesus yeah yeah he died and we cremated him and these are his ashes and they're like cool

Like, are you sure? And she's like, yeah, of course. So anyway, they're like, we don't believe it. And we're gonna take you to court. So they have to go to court.

and randomly they do it over, oh yeah, 'cause this was during pandemic. They do it over Zoom. So there's a court hearing over Zoom and they're like, the guy from the general counsel from Peter is like, "Big man, your honor, this bitch is lying. Tonka's out there somewhere and we're trying to find him and we can't find him." And the judge is like, "Cool, cool. What do you have to say for yourself?" And she's like, "He died, big man." And then the judge is like, "Cool, how did he die?"

And she's like, she goes into hysterics. She's like, he just, I walked in one day and he, and he was laying there and he wasn't breathing. I wanted to check if he was breathing. So I poked him with a stick and he wouldn't move. And she starts screaming. She's like, ah, ah, don't take us anymore. Ah, I was just like, yo, let's take a 10 minute recess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Calm down. You need to compose yourself. She's like, ah, ah, talk, talk, I miss you so much, talk. Yeah. And then,

They're like, we're going to take a recess. Take a recess. So everyone's like, all right, cool. Take a recess. They all turn off their cameras. And she's like, fucking dickhead. And then the judge is like, your mic is still on. And she's like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And then she's like, close the thing. And then the judge is like, cool. Granted, you're moving sus. But legally speaking, yes, you're not proving to me that he's dead. Because the ting looks like Nesquik. But,

We also can't prove that he's alive. So like we're gonna have to, unless these man can bring categorical evidence that he's alive. Oh, also they found a text with her text in her bedroom saying, "I'm just at the shop getting food for Dunker." So that's what they brought to court. - Sloppy. - She's so sloppy bro. - Sloppy.

So bro, caught over, she's like, I'm gonna have to ask Peter to leave you alone unless they can actually make a case that he's definitely alive. Because you're saying he's dead. It doesn't seem like he's dead because you're just chatting shit. They're saying he's alive, but also where is he then? So cool. Because he's also, you can't just keep him in the yard. Like he's a dangerous animal. He has to be in a cage. So they've searched all the places that he could possibly be. And it's not looking like,

He's anywhere. So we're going to have to charge it. She's gassed. She's ringing Connie like, Connie, Connie, Connie, they're going to leave us alone. Finally. It's all good. It's all done. Yada, yada, yada. And she's got the cameraman in her house. Fam, she skips down to the basement. Tonka's in a cage. She's like, Tonka! Tonka's there the whole time. Tonka, Tonka, Tonka, Tonka, we won. Oh my God. On camera.

- So now they've brought the footage to the director, who's the same director who made "Tiger King" and they're like, "What do we do?" And the director's like, "Let's just see how it goes." - Yeah, okay. - "Let's just see how it goes." - What the fuck? - And then it just continues from there.

So I'm halfway through it. I've got two more episodes to go. It's fucking fascinating. - And this is on HBO. - It's on HBO. So you can watch it on Nat TV or Sky or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll be locked in immediately. I wanna say when people, they love these chimps, 'cause it follows her, it follows a lot of other people who are like obsessed with chimps. And like there's one tragic incident on there. Well, once these chimps mature, especially the boys. - Yeah, dangerous.

It's dangerous. - Yeah, I'm not surprised. - Bro. - I'm not surprised. - There was one chimp. This is already a renowned story. You'll hear about it on here, but it's already a renowned story. So I'm not like spoiling much. One chimp called like Trevor or some shit, Travis. Bro, again, he was like a, he was in adverts. He was all this kind of stuff. And this lady was looking after him. And once he grew up, she was keeping him in a cage and all this stuff.

Bro was getting rampant. And he always like, he was like, everyone in the family was saying he was like their child. So when he was growing up,

before he had that testosterone in him, he would jump in the car. He would say he wanted, he was literally, they said he was a child who couldn't speak. So anything he wanted, he would dress himself. Bro, when I say these men are smart, they dress themselves. They put the trousers on themselves. They put their diapers on. They put the top on, everything like that. And he'll get the car keys. I'm like, let's go for a ride. And then the mom will take him for a ride and all this kind of shit. Then he'll be like, I want ice cream. And then go get ice cream. Like, so he was literally a youth that just couldn't speak. So intelligent. Bro, once he got that testosterone in him, he

he was rocking up to people and he had him at a birthday party one time and he grabbed a ute bro he grabbed a ute one time and they were like yo yo yo yo and when I say these men are strong oh I bet brother I bet so Travis one day was like racking on his cage I wanna go out I wanna go out I wanna go out so the mum's like fuck I'm gonna have to take him out I haven't taken him out in days but like

I'm scared, but he's my son. I have to take him out. Takes him out. And one of her brethren comes around to help take him out because she's going to take him out. But she brings a brethren who's been there since Travis was born and was like, look, I'm gonna take Travis for a ride. But he scares me a little bit, but she wouldn't tell the police. She wouldn't tell anyone because they know they would take him.

She was like, he's scaring me recently. He's so aggressive, but he wants to go out. I can't keep him in his cage all day. I have to take him out. Bro, she takes him out. Friend pulls up like Travis, Travis. Travis leaps on her, eats her face off.

rips her hair off, yams her nose off, her jaw. - Oh, I have, yeah. Oh, is that the brethren? - Yeah, it's the brethren. It wasn't the main lady. It was the brethren. - I've seen this story. - Ate her face off. - Yes, I've seen this story before. - So she calls the main lady, calls her like, "Come and kill my fucking monkey now." She's on the police, they got the recording. "Come and kill this nigga now. Now, bro. He's killing my friend. Come and shoot him." So all the police walk up like, "Monkey?" - Yeah. - Yeah, what's she on about? They see Travis going,

Ape shit, no pun, on home girl ripping her limb from limb. And they're like, oh shit. One police car pulls up like, Travis, fucking stop. And the mom's like, fucking shoot him. He ain't gonna stop. The police officer said, Travis pulled up to the cop car and ripped the door off. You man? Shook the car twice, ripped the door off and threw it. Jesus Christ. A monkey did that? Yeah, yeah. Ripped a whole door off a car. That's strength.

It's insane strength. What strength? Strength. Bro. A door. Ripped the door off the car. Oh my God. The policeman said, immediately shot him. Bro, shot him. Yeah, no wonder they couldn't fucking rip limbs off. Is that ripping doors off hinges? Yeah, ripping doors off cars, bro. And then he shot him, shot him, shot him. Still didn't kill him.

Shot in bare times, didn't kill him. And then apparently, this is the sad part. Once he was shot, he literally just ran back in his cage, closed the door and just died. Just died in there. It was sad, bro. Gym crazy, bro. It's a show. Damn. It is literally, in my opinion, equally as good as Tiger King. Okay. It's for... Interesting. Yeah, Tiger King was a game changer. Interesting. Yeah, bro. I didn't see anything like it at the time. Yeah, bro. This is just like Tiger King. It's so good. And it's crazy because Tiger King came out around...

- COVID, I remember watching it in COVID and this was recorded around COVID, right? Interesting. - So it looks like the guy literally recorded "Tidekicking" and went straight up to see "Homegun" and recorded this. - Okay. - 'Cause it was all shot in 2021. - Okay.

- Mm-hmm. - Damn son. - Scary hours, bro. - Say less. - The chimp stuff is nuts. - Let me add that. I've still got my recommendation list. - I bet. - What's it called? Chimp crazy. - Chimp crazy, bro. - All right. - It's nuts. - All right, cool. - Yeah, I've heard all sorts, man. - Say again. - I've heard all sorts. If you get in a fight with a chimp, they will literally rip you. - You're done for. - Apparently they go for your fingers. They rip your fingers off.

- You know if you're a lad, they rip your cock off. - Yeah bro, they don't play. - They rip your dick off. If you're a guy, just anything. - They really don't play bro. These chimps are nuts bro. - It's fucking insane. - They're nuts, Ellis. - Yeah, you don't wanna fuck with them man. - They're so strong. It doesn't even make sense. - Would you rather fight a chimp or a tiger? - Don't be silly. It's actually a good question. - I don't think I'm, I'm not surviving either. - Yeah. - I think I would rather fight a chimp. - Chimp. - Yeah, I think so. - Because I feel like, first of all, have you seen the size of a fully grown tiger?

It's the biggest animal on earth. - Yeah, fair. - Bro, the head on this man, pause. - Jesus. - It's massive. - Yeah, yeah. - So in my head, I feel like if a chimp was running towards me and jumped, 'cause of the size of them, I could rock him in the face as hard as I can, and it will still do equivalent damage as if I was rocking you. - Yeah. - And...

You've drawn for me three times in two seconds. I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing. The point was crazy. So I feel like rocking a chimp as hard as you can will be equivalent as far as his concussion is concerned. Yeah. Equivalent to rocking a bray.

- In my head. - Your scaphoid bone would split. - Yeah, bro. I already know this part of my arm would come out. - Split. - Yeah, bro. But I feel like if he came up with me, I could go, "What?" Bam! And if I don't rock him on that one, it's obviously charged. - He will chase you. - Yeah, a tiger, I'm pretty sure, if it was leaping at me,

I would just go pink and it would just keep it wouldn't even stop his rhythm. - Yeah. - It wouldn't do nothing. - It wouldn't even stop his rhythm. - Yeah. - He wouldn't even know what happened. - Yeah. - Fuck. - It would have to be a chimp. - Yeah, same. I think I'd love to find a chimp. - 'Cause even if you climb a tree, they can climb too fast. - Oh, they're climbing way faster than you. There's nothing you can do. - There's no escape. - Yeah. - They're so scary, bro. When you watch this thing,

When they're fucking around, they'll be swinging and then just to annoy you, they'll like two foot the glass. So they'll swing, swing, swing and then swing and go, boom. It's terrifying, bro. It's terrifying. You don't fuck with a chimp, bro. Yeah, fuck that. Right, you got dilemma for us? I do. I dated Norma for two years. A woman in her friend's circle got engaged, but I wasn't pressed by that. I'm not ready to commit.

I'm not sure if I'll ever be ready. I'm comfortable with our living agreement. Neither one of us can afford to live apart. So there's no need to marry. Things were smooth and steady until events. My dear reader, events. A second woman in Norma's circle, in Norma's circle got engaged. So I bought a low end ring and proposed Norma.

I need to put you on a performance improvement plan or something. I'm not satisfied financially, emotionally, or sexually to marry you. The trifecta isn't crazy. The trifecta is crazy. So hang on, wait, wait, wait. He's been with Norma for two years. Yeah.

One thing in a group gets engaged and he's like, fuck, engaged or married? Engaged. So one thing in a group gets engaged and he's like, whatever. He just brushes it off. Brushes it off. A second thing gets engaged and he's like, fuck sake. Cool. Let me just buy a little ring. Budgeting. Budgeting. And then let's just get this other way because I know she's thinking, why not me? Why not me? He proposes and she's like, are you joking? Sexually, you're not satisfying me. Financially, you're not satisfying me. Emotionally, you're not satisfying me. Yeah. That's two, that's three things I can't hear. Huh.

huh so um he just replies his reply is just emojis like sad face crying face covering my face yeah yeah i don't bring money or feelings to the table but i know i can fuck i know i can fuck yeah my heart hurts a little i returned the ring to walmart walmart what what to do now does this mean i'm single

I'm scared to revisit the convo. She may put me out. Help. Ah, ah. You're not satisfying me in any which way possible. Financially, emotionally or sexually. And he said, I know I'm broke and I know I'm not emotional, but you're a lie if you say I can't fuck. That dick. I know I throw down. I know I throw down. You're a joke, man.

Just charge. Just charge the whole thing. But... Fuck. That's horrible. That is horrible. Especially misreading the relationship so entirely that you think she's so jealous that all of her girls are getting engaged. So you feel obligated to propose. And she's like, obviously not. Obviously not. That is... It's also like... I feel like it's also cowardice from his part. Like...

If you're going to double down and say, we live together, everything's fine, whatever, whatever, I don't need marriage. Why are you folding after the second engagement? Because he's already sketched, he's going to put him out. He has exasperated that situation by proposing with the Walmart ring. Yeah, of course. He probably had a few more months in the bag. Yeah, 100%, but he's broke. It was probably going to be Walmart now or Walmart later. Valid. Walmart ring is crazy. I didn't even know they did rings in there. Neither did I. That's what's crazy about it.

That's scary. That's really not nice. You're not satisfying me. For some reason, guys can't hear you're not satisfying me sexually. It doesn't actually matter what else you say. That's the only one I can hear. I would go back to my other hoe. Yeah, there's someone out there that was satisfied and even if she wasn't satisfied with me, I can't hear that my dick is bad. I just can't hear it. It bruises egos that have never been bruised before. Yeah, and then on top of that,

I'm broke and I can't connect with you on an emotional level. So I'm just, I'm a nobody. I'm a shadow in this house. Is what you're telling me. That's a trifecta. You're not satisfying me financially, emotionally or sexually. You'd have to break down. You'd have to break down. Of course you would. Because, okay. So yeah, first of all, it's obviously, what do you mean sexually? What do you, okay. What do you actually mean when you say, are you just saying stuff? You know what I mean? When last did I come? You know what I mean?

- Yeah, you've got no response. Exactly, you've got no response because you start replaying the last bangs you've had in your head. - When last did I cum? - When last did I not? You tell me, James. - Stop, no, no, no. - You tell me. - No, because I know what I'll do is I will grab her and pull her in. - Yeah. - And then I'll try and lips her and then I'll cry.

I'll grab her, pull her in and be like, what? - That revenge punch. - You want a fucking nut? And I'll kiss her and then tears will start streaming. - 'Cause you'll be thinking about the drive actor. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I'll just loosen my grip. - You have to let go. - And then she'll be like, that's what I thought. - Let go and let God, man. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. She'll say, that's exactly what I thought. Get out. And you're broke.

- Yeah, man. - Ah! - Yeah, man. - Yeah, it's horrible. - That is horrible. - Yeah. - Let us know in the comments what you do, 'cause that's crazy. - There's nothing else to do, bro. - That's crazy to me. - The only thing you can do is start again. Start a new job, start a new life, do some Kegels or whatever you need to do to get a better dick.

And yeah, just move on. But yeah, you said you got an update for us as well. - Yes, so I finished "Mandalorian," heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy. I recommend it to everybody. Fucking hell, it's heavy. I've watched the first two "Star Wars" movies. - Jeez. - So I've watched "A New Hope" and I've watched, what's it? - "A New Hope." - "Empire Strikes Back." - "Empire Strikes Back." And what's the last one called? - I'm not on the third one yet, I have no idea.

- Return of the Jedi. I was gonna say Return of the Sith. That's a different one. Yeah, Return of the Jedi. - Which order are you doing it in again? - I'm watching it in release order. - Release. - In chronological order. All right, like I said, I've watched the first two movies and I'm just gonna say this, Leia's a skit. Princess Leia's a skit and she knows that Luke likes her and she lipses him in front of Han in the first one. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And we're thinking,

'Cause obviously Han is trying to like say, "Oh, I know you like me. I know you like me." - Yeah, he's doing Playboy. - Yeah, he's like, Leia's like, "You know nothing about women," and lips is Luke in front of Han. I'm like thinking, "Oh, okay." Second one rolls around, Luke's off training, trying to save a couple Donnies, and all of a sudden, these men are saying they love each other.

- I'm thinking like, what are you actually on? - It's so crazy that we're having this conversation. You have no idea. You have no idea about like, and this is amazing to hear. This is actually, this is such a take. - A different insight, yeah. - Yeah, wow! - 'Cause I'm so far behind. I've only seen two movies. - Wow! You've never seen, you've actually never seen Star Wars. - I've never seen Star Wars, bro. - Okay, cool. Fair play, yeah. - I've never seen Star Wars. - 100%. - So where are we up to now? - Fuck, you're in for a twist.

- Yeah, go on. Go on, go on. - So- - Sorry, pause. I swear to God, I know you don't read comments anyway. - Okay. - If anyone DMs Foo Head- - Oh, and spoils shit. - Spoils shit. - Yeah. - I swear you're on my hit list. You're on my hit, do not, don't you fucking dare. - I'm gonna be livid. - Because this is, don't, don't. - Okay, I won't look, to be fair. - Actually, to be fair, just make sure you watch the third one before this comes out.

- I will, I'm gonna watch it this week. - Okay, all right, then we're fine. - Okay, cool. - Then we're fine. - So there's twists in the next one. - Huh. - Okay, cool. - Yeah, you're in for a treat. - Okay, cool, cool, cool. So obviously I've been introduced to Lando Carris and you said he's a villain, right?

- I remember you saying- - Oh no, he's just cool as fuck. - Okay, cool. I thought you were saying he's a villain, but yeah. He, obviously everyone that's seen it already knows about where I'm up to. He's helped Leia and well, Solo's already, Solo's frozen at the moment. - Oh yeah, he's in the carbon. - He's in a carbon thing. - Yeah, from "Runga Dinga." - Yeah, he's jetted off- - Yeah, "Jabba the Hutt." - He's jetted off somewhere. And I like the fact that, 'cause I'm, throwback, I said I've watched "The Mandalorian,"

They showed the Mandalorian twice. So they showed it in the first movie when he was he was like shadowing Darth Vader out of the ship or something. They showed him there once and they showed him in Emperor Strikes Back when Han Solo was attached to the ship, detached. And then the Mandalorian is following them to see where they're going. I was thinking that's pretty cool.

And what else, what else, what else, what else is happening? What else is happening? Yeah, Luke is a bit, obviously I've seen You Are My Father, blah, blah, blah. I've seen that bit. I feel like Luke is a little bit too, I don't even know the adjective I'm looking for. He's not patient enough.

From what I've seen so far, he's not patient enough. Like, but I understand his efforts. He's trying to save his brethren. Yeah. He's not patient enough in terms of especially like he was like any Brer live in his life.

And then Ben Kenobi's scooped him up. And all of a sudden, now he thinks he runs shit. Facts. Yes. He's not patient enough at all. He's not patient enough at all. He thinks he runs shit and he's not there yet. Yeah, yeah, facts. He's really not there yet. I think I'm already over the... Because going from watching The Mandalorian to watching... Oh, go on. Players of Scare.

- Yeah, man. - Yeah, that's jokes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool, cool, cool. - Going from watching "The Mandalorian," obviously that dropped in 2023. So like you're talking about the special effects, the quality, blah, blah, blah, to then watching the first or the fourth "A New Hope."

I was still gassed to watch it because I started to understand the storyline. But when I watched The Emperor Strikes Back, I think it really hit me on the special effects. Like, fuck, why am I watching? But I would also say I would give these men the benefit of the doubt. 1977 and 1980 to come up with that. Bro, insane. And those times, I can't even conceptualize that that was a thing back then. Bro, yeah. They had these like,

the ships were like on strings that they were like floating across like the space and shit. Like the way they did the special effects is insane. It's insane. But I have to give, I have to give George Lucas the benefit of the doubt boy. Cause he, his vision at that time is, is fucking crazy. I like the fact that even though R2-D2 can't talk, he has,

such influence in WaGuan in any saga at the moment. Yeah, he's pretty heavy. C3PO's somewhat jarring. - Yeah, he's hella jarring, bro. - He's too logical. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a pussyhole, man. - And it jars me. - You don't wanna take any risk. - Yeah, it jars me. What else, what else, what else, what else, what else? I think that's about, those are my takes so far. - This is amazing. - Those are my takes so far. - You've really like, I'm so happy right now.

I am so, so happy. Like, it's like, how can I explain what, like, how this like translates? It's like, it's like you've just watched, it's like, imagine me coming in and being like, ah, bro, like,

Mr. Burns is a bit of a bastard, isn't he? And everyone will be like, what? - You talking about Simpsons? - Yeah, Simpsons. He's like, yeah, Homer, man, he's an alcoholic. And he's so embedded. Homer being an alcoholic is so embedded into everyone's culture, childhood, that you don't even think of him as alcoholic. So for someone to come in and be like, bro, that Homer guy's a bit of an alcoholic, isn't he? Funny as shit.

- Funniest shit bro. - Yeah man. - So for you to be like, oh yeah bro, like R2-D2 can't speak but he has such an impact on the story. Like you're like, yes bro! - Yeah man, I'm locked in. I'm locked into the story. Obviously the special effects is trash but I'll give them again, benefit of the doubt. This came out like four years ago, whatever. So yeah man, storyline so far so good. I think,

In my opinion, out of the two, I prefer the first to The Emperor Strikes Back just because it's the first introduction to the world and stuff like that, to the universe. I feel like Emperor Strikes Back, well, let me not say too much. I was going to say, I feel like Emperor Strikes Back is a bit lazy, but the only reason why I say that was because I feel like it doesn't, the title doesn't match what I watched.

Fair. - You see what I'm saying? - Yeah, of course. - When you read "The Emperor Strikes Back," what did he really do? - Yeah, he didn't do shit. - What did he really do? - Yeah, he didn't do shit. - But yeah, so far so good. I'll watch the third one before this comes out so I don't get any spoilers and then we're onto the new gen stuff. So yeah, man. - Dang, bro, well played. - I've also heard, someone DMed me the other day because obviously I said this last week. I've also heard one of the animated genres is heavy. - "Clone Wars"? - Maybe "Clone Wars."

- It might be Clone Wars. - Clone Wars is shit. - And it's a 2D animation I've been told. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's a 2D animation, it's heavy. - It was on Cartoon Network, no? - No, no, this is 3D. - Oh, this is the 3D one. - So they said there's a 2D one that's heavy. - That's heavy, but the next one, like the one after the Clone Wars one, heavy. - Say less. - Oh, that 2D Clone Wars. Yeah, yeah, I've seen that one. - Okay. - That one was the one that was on Cartoon Network, I'm sure. Yeah, the 3D version I've heard is like,

- Next level. - Yes. - Like as an adult watching it is like unbelievable. - Say less. - So I might watch that with you. - Say less, 'cause like I said, everything's on Disney Plus. So I'm watching it in chronological order. Then I'm gonna watch all the series, watch all the animations. Then I'm gonna be fully invested in the franchise. - I heard General Grievous is on smoke in the animated one. - Oh is it?

- Yeah. - Oh, you don't know who that is yet. - I don't know who that is. I just say it isn't yet. - You'll learn. - All right, say less. - You'll learn. - Say less. - Fair play. Gang, man. All right, cool. Well, before we finish, Ellis, you said you had a little question for us. - Yeah, man. It's actually related to films, which is pretty cool. - Okay, sick. - So I thought of this yesterday randomly. If you could go back in time and see

a film brand new released in cinema at any period and be like part of that when it was first released what would you go back and watch for the first time in cinema can it be something that we've actually seen yeah yeah it's just something where it's like you know i mean you could experience for example the first ever star wars like you you've experienced yeah yeah like you were there like you've been to the cinema day release you see everyone's reactions all that sort of stuff like

- What film would it be do you think? - Good question. - Mine would be probably Shawshank. - Shawshank. - If I could watch Shawshank in cinemas when that came out and be in that cinema where everyone was like, this is the best movie I've ever seen in my life. Like what the fuck? I would have loved to have been in there and walk out and everyone be like, oh, what was that Shawshank thing saying? I'd be like, no, no, no, no, you don't understand.

Like that's the best movie I think that's ever been made. - No, no, no, you might not understand. - Even I'm not listening. That's the best thing I've ever seen. - Number 20, "Empress Drive's Back." Surprised. Very surprised. From my take, I'm very surprised. I'm not gonna lie to you. The first one's better in my opinion. - Oh, "Saving Private Ryan's a movie." - Oh God, isn't it just- - Fuck, that's a movie. - That sniper sequence.

- Crazy. - Even the intro alone. - Yeah, crazy. - That beach scene, Normandy. - Yeah, bro. - They stormed that. - 27 spirit away, that's what I thought. - Okay, okay, let me actually look, 'cause I'm looking at this. - That's what I thought. - Yeah. - Ooh, Gladiator is a shout.

- Gladiator is incredible. - Gladiator is a shout. Do you have an answer for your own question? 'Cause I can't think of one right now. - I've got two. I'm not too sure which one. It would either be Reservoir Dogs or Pulp Fiction. - I saw Pulp Fiction. That would have been on my list for sure. - Yeah, one of those. Just because of the shock factor. 'Cause it was very for its time. It was never done before. - Sorry, speaking of shock factor, I watched a movie the other day called Blink Twice. You might have obviously seen it. - The Channing Tatum thing? I hear it's incredible.

- The twist! - Really? - Okay, I think the movie's okay. - Oh, okay. - But when it gets to the crux of the twist of the plot, oh my goodness. Oh my good, like, it's like when you said,

in the memories of a murder. When you see the villain for the first time or the murder, he's running up on a field. - Yeah. - And you're like, "Fucking hell, it's a shock factor." - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - The shock factor in this. - Did you watch it? Memories of a Murder. - I didn't finish it, I need to watch it. - Oh, okay, good, good. 'Cause I remember thinking, I didn't tell you ran up a field. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So you saw it, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Scary though. - I wasn't expecting that. - Scary. - I wasn't expecting that. He died across the world. - What? - Scary. - He died across the world. - Scary. - But yeah, the twist, the fucking twist.

- The fucking twist. My answer is the Dark Knight, by the way. - Fair play, fair play. - The twist in Blink Twice is insane. - Okay, gang. - Insane. Because it's so brutally tapped that at the beginning of the movie, it gives you a disclaimer. It says, I can't remember what it said, but it's along the lines of, "If you've suffered from X, Y, and Z, please visit." - Oh, trigger warning. - Yeah, trigger warning. - I ain't never seen a trigger warning in a movie before.

Okay. Damn. Okay. Twisted. I saw it the other day. Fuck me. Damn. Okay. Fantastic. But yeah, The Dark Knight is my answer. Cool. What would yours be? Fuck, I love that movie. Good question, fam. I have no idea. I'm looking at these old school movies right now and I cannot for the life of me see one here. I just saw Amadeus on there. That's a fantastic fucking movie. It's about Mozart. I think I've quoted on here like a hundred times, bro. 1984. Yeah, bro. Great movie. Oh, is this

where he was like competing to be the best composer in the world. Yeah, so it was the introduction of, it was like, it was, it's about a guy called, it's actually about a guy called Salieri. It's not about, it's like Mozart isn't the main character in the film. So it's about Salieri who is the like go-to conductor for the, like opera conductor for the like Emperor of France.

And he's his favorite conductor. So he does shit. Like all of his shit is amazing. And then Mozart gets introduced and he's got like this weird style of like opera that he likes to do. And the emperor's like, Mozart's kind of trash. Like I'm not really feeling it. Salieri's like, he doesn't say anything, but he's like, Mozart's the best conductor the world has ever seen. Like he's unbelievable. And it's only Salieri who can understand how truly great he is. And he gets like,

Like Salieri goes insane, like insane with like depression about how much, how great he really, really is. And like, it's really good. Like it's unbelievable. And it's like, he says this amazing quote where he's like, he's on his hands and knees cursing God.

because he's like, why did you, because he loves music so much and he's like, why did you give me just enough talent to understand what true talent is but not enough talent to be as good as him? Yeah, I remember you've said this on this podcast before. You said that quote on this podcast before. I watched that when I was like 10 because my dad just had it on DVD and I watched that and I was like, damn! Mm.

This guy's spitting. Yeah, it's a great, great, great, great. And it just shows how you can be Mozart in that scenario and be so talented and like be screaming for the rooftops knowing that you're the best and no one can, you're so far ahead of your time that no one, everyone thinks you're shit. No one can appreciate you.

And his career is fumbling. His career is fumbling, bro. Everything he makes, everyone's like, bro, this is, why are you doing this? And he's like, this is groundbreaking music. And they're like, yeah, no, we don't like that. We like the old shit. 1984. Yeah. Good movie, bro. Fair play. Good movie.

Fair play, good question, Ellis. Took us down a rabbit hole. Yeah, facts. Right, guys. Amazing episode. Thank you so much. We'll catch you on Patreon on Thursday. Patreon.com forward slash JasonGigs. £2 a month. Run the P. And love, love, love.

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