THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?! | EP 427
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Monday.com for whatever you run. Go to Monday.com to learn more. Guys, right before we get into today's episode, quick PSA, quick acknowledgement. So if you know, you know, if you don't, that's fine. But we just wanted to address something that's happening at the minute. This past weekend has been a couple of clips going around from when we did a session on the flagrant podcast.

while we were on our u.s tour and um yeah there were a few jokes made um that were incredibly inappropriate one bro one specifically pertaining to black women yep um and in the clip um andrew was making a joke i'm not even going to get into specifics making a like frankly like

racist joke and we were laughing at it. And to give, there's, first of all, before we get into like specifics or anything like that, obviously there's just literally no excuse. There is no excuse. - Agreed. - And fight or flight is a real thing. Like it is, yeah, fight or flight is a real thing. And it's so, not easy to say, but when you're in those situations, you look at it through a lens of like, bro, if it was me, I promise you I'll stand up, I'll kick them cameras down. I'll smack homeboy in the face. I'll say this, I'll do that.

But when you're in there, you're in shock. - You're in shock and all you wanna do is move on. - Yeah, bro, move on is the fucking word, bro. All you wanna do is fucking move on. Just move on to the next thing. Just move on to the next thing. And like we had to say a few times, bro, just move on. - Just move on. - Just move on. - Literally so many different topics, he was like, "Move on, move on, move on." It's not even about pity laughs or anything, but we just wanted to get out of that situation. Literally get out of that situation, keep the ball rolling. And we thought it was gonna be more of like a,

- A bro's chat, but it ended up being something that's not meant to be. - It ended up being something that's like really, really hurt people that look to us for support and look to us to feel protected. And protected is the main thing that I wanted to discuss is that it is our duty to protect you guys. - Facts. - And it is definitely not cool to be in that situation. And again,

not be the ones to stand up and keep the cameras down. And we fucked it on that occasion. It's not gonna happen again. And it's about being human. It's about realizing that you don't know what you're prepared for. You don't know how to prepare for something that you don't know what's gonna happen. And once it's happened one time, you're like, fuck, all right. You learn from your mistakes and...

- That's literally, you literally learned from your mistakes, man. - Yeah, we fucked it and we're like, we're sorry. - You definitely do apologize. - For me, like it's one of them ones where you don't realize that like, for one, when you're part of a community, you don't realize that you can hurt your own community. - Especially so bad. - When you're not, yeah, unintentionally. - Unintentionally, for real, yeah. - And also on top of that, it was so crazy that like the narrative that's been spun about how we feel about our community

The irony of the fact that whilst the whole reason we're in that country was to just show how much we love our community and how much we love our supporters and how much time we spent at the shows and just like getting to know people and just like understanding our community better and just like making friends and making bonds and showing love and they're showing love. And this whole six week trip was just about showing how much we love our community and how much our community show up for us. And then-

To have that exact same trip be the reason that we're having to have this conversation now. But at the end of the day...

Mistakes make you a better person. - Mistakes do make you a better person. - You're not born a perfect person. And yeah, we don't condone, we don't appease that behavior. We don't rate it. And we don't want you guys to think that we were sat in that room rating what's going on. - We hold our hands up. We apologize. You learn from your mistakes and we hope we don't let our communities down again because ultimately we do this for you guys. - Yeah, you guys are all we have, man. - You guys are literally all we have. You guys have taken us to this

to this level and we don't want to let you guys down going forward and anymore so you know yeah but anyway on to regular viewership yes sir uh love of love gang gang gang she was looking at the floor she said she said do you want me to ring my dad oh do you want me to ring daddy to fix this mess to bail me out yeah because he can't see me like this oh i don't know how it's gonna open let's see this is a good girl

Once we've read that you ever read that redemption to money when he's riding his horse. You'll just hear him like good girl

It's weird, man. - That's . - Yeah, no, he got baited out for it after the voice actor did. 'Cause he said he even did a recording before and they were like, "It's too , bro." - Really? - Like, calm down. - Like, calm down with this horse chat. - Yeah, like, he's on his horse, he's like, "Easy, girl." - Oh, yeah, he does say, "Easy, girl." - Jesus Christ. - He does say, "Easy, girl." - Damn. - That one rings a bell, yeah. - "Easy, girl." - "That's all right, girl."

- Yeah, he's trying something. He's trying to be sneaky with it. - Guys. - Cows. - Cows come back, back, back. - Indeed, deed, deed, deed. - I don't know. I didn't have a word to say, so I just said syllables. Yeah. - Oh God. - So guys, we're back in today for a episode which is not behind a paywall. You're welcome.

It's free to the public. It's free to enjoy. It's free to digest. And I said a pause moment. We did a shoot earlier. I said something pause-y, bro. I think I said it's a lot to digest. And as I was saying that, I was like, damn. I didn't even deep it. I said meat rack. Yeah, Fiat said he wants a meat rack in his house. I was like, oh my God. Yeah. Each to their own. I stand by it.

- No, look at me. Why are you looking at me like that? - You looked at me, I looked back. You looked at me, I looked back. You look concerned. So I was just giving you full attention. - I want a meat rack. Oh my gosh. So guys, welcome back. - Yeah, man. - It's time for the question of the week. - It is. - And Papa Fwigs is gonna tell us what it is. - The question of the week this week is three things you can't live without wrong answers only. - Before we get into it, a lot of people didn't understand the brief.

There was a lot of right answers Yeah Which fucked up the bag a little bit But we got some wrong answers in the end We move So three things you can't live without Some people didn't even give me three things They just gave me one Which is also fair Same Which is also fair to me Yeah yeah yeah So yeah right You wanna go first? Yeah three things you can't live without Wrong answers only Jazz, rum and your mum Jazz, rum, your mum Yeah

That's an evening. Damn. That's an evening for someone. Damn. Yeah. All right. Three things you can't live without. Wrong answers only. Dishes in the sink, running late for work and seeing you barely have any petrol. That one for me is suicidal. That one for me really is suicidal. That's back to back as well. Back to back. Your heart bangs in your chest. That's back to back. You're right. There's dishes in your sink. You can't be asking.

- The concept of breakfast is long when it's dishes and a sink. - It's charged. - And then you're running late and then there's hardly any pay. - You get in the car and there's no petrol in there. You get in the car and the petrol noise dings before anything else. - Before the engine even fully goes on. You wanna bang your head on the steering wheel. - Yeah, 100%. - Jesus Christ. - Right, dishes and a sink, running late for work 'cause you have barely any gas. Doing the math in your head when ordering because you're broke as fuck. - Been there. - Haven't we all? - Been there. - Doing the math.

- I've done it whilst I've ordered. - Like, as you say, you're thinking 22 pounds, 14 pounds. - Mental note, mental note, mental note. Like drink ordered, mental note. 'Cause I've only got 50 on me. - I remember when we used to go out in uni, I used to come out with like a 10 pound note and that would have to last me the whole night. - That's absurd. - They used to get me single Malibu and Coke, back then drinks was quite cheap. A single Malibu and Coke and one shot of a Coke.

of like, you know, the one pound shots. At the time it would have been like sours or some shit. Malibu and Coke single and apple sours. And at the end, even though I hated it, is all I could afford because these were also cheap, was a Jager bomb.

That was my drinks for the night. I want to kill myself. I hate apple sours and I hate Jagerbombs. - We were so poor. - And it's we were poor. - For the night, James. - For the whole night. - A tenner. - Yeah, a tenner for the whole evening. I wasn't buying a Jordan drink. - Sometimes I could just see you like that, brother. - Bro, it was rough, but you were there with me so it was calm. A tenner for the whole evening. - Oh, 'cause you weren't getting any EMA. - I wasn't getting nothing. - You weren't getting nothing. - I'm getting no help, just from family.

And you'd think a sane man would get a job. Not me, boy. That was worse. Yeah, facts, facts. You rode in those trenches. That's how backwards my mind was. I found it more offensive to have to get a job to stop being poor. Being poor is so low. Such a low state of mind. And me thinking I have to get a job and suffer more. Yeah, so I can have a bit of sustainability. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not me, boy. No, not me. Not me, boy. Tenor all the way. Random, do you remember like

the most embarrassing place or like total amount you got declined for? So it's either the amount or the place that you've just been declined at. The main decline in my mind is San Carlo in Birmingham. Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day. I've definitely told this story at bedtimes. San Carlo, Birmingham, Valentine's Day. It was £218 for the meal. Declined. Rem had to send me the money. He took fucking ages about it. Oh.

Did she know or did you play it cool? No, she knew. I had no choice. She was there because the card machine was on the table. She saw it get declined. That sucks. The card machine on the table was crazy. Yeah. The waiter just like... The waiter's just like, do you want me to try it again? I'll come back in five. Yeah. He said, do you want me to try it again? I was like, yeah, try it again. Because I was confident the overdraft will cover it. Yeah. Fuck. Try it again. Try it again. Didn't work. And he was like, should I come back in a minute? I was like, yeah. She was looking at the floor. She said, do you want me to ring my dad?

Do you want me to ring daddy to fix this mess? To bail me out. Yeah. Because he can't see me like this. Do you want me to ring my dad? I was like, that's the last thing I want you to do. That's the last thing. I would rather dine and ditch than you ring your father.

the way he would bar her from seeing you again would be instantaneous. - All I want in life is for a teenage daughter to ring me and be like, "Dad, this broke boy can't, hey, he ain't got it. Can you send me some money? He can't afford the bill." I would be like, "I'm coming." - I need to see who your paired with. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm checking your location, I'm coming.

I want them to see me pay it. - Yeah. 'Cause I'm a real father. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, get your coat. - My God. - Get your fucking coat. - To ask you, I genuinely can't remember bro. I'm not gonna answer you. - Fair enough. - What about you? - Mom was- - I remember you're kind of getting declined. - Hit me, hit me. I genuinely don't remember. - Go on. - We've spoke about it before, so it's not even that much shade. - Okay. - Okay. - Your birthday, the hotel, this motherfucker. He spent all my money on himself. - Let me laugh, let me laugh, let me laugh. So we went to Liverpool? - Yeah. - Yeah.

Evil laugh. So I had booked the hotel, right? This is before I, okay. I booked the hotel. I was like, I was X amount. Let's say they gave me 400 pounds each. I can't remember.

Rem, Jimmy and Rem, Jimmy, Rem, Jay and... - Tobes? - Tobes, yeah. - Yeah. - All gave me like 400 pounds each. And I was like, okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. And this was probably like a week or two prior. - Yeah. - And we now get to the spot, we now get to Liverpool and I'm looking at my bank account, I was thinking, this is looking healthy, we're gonna have a time. We're gonna have a time.

I think I had spent money the week prior as well. And I was thinking, oh, I've got more money than I thought because I paid the hotel. I've still got more money left. All right, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Get to the desk now. He's like, oh yeah, checking in one, two, three, four, blah, blah, blah. And she said, yeah, it's going to be like for like about like £1,200. I'm thinking, I've paid that already, bro. What do you mean £1,200? I paid it two weeks ago. He's like, nah, it's just a holding. You pay when you get here.

- Yeah, fam. - I looked at these, man. - I saw it. I saw the whole thing. I was waiting for him to turn around, Ellis. - I bailed my sister immediately. Immediately. But my sister has gotten me out of so many

Like she's got me out of jail so many times. She's a real one. Yeah. I couldn't believe it. I was so sorry. I was so sorry because I genuinely thought it had been paying. I just, I just had residuals left. I couldn't believe it. Is that the same? Is that the same week where I, again, I thought I had money. I dropped money on the floor and I walked away. Do you remember? I dropped money in a shop.

I was like, it's coins. I was like, I ain't picking up. And someone picked up for me. You were there with me. I don't know if that was the same week. But you know what I'm talking about? Do you remember? No, I don't know what you're talking about. The only time I remember you, was you trying to flex? No, I generally dropped the money. You had actual money? I had notes and I had coins. I generally dropped the- Oh, you heard coins? And you were like, oh, I'm not picking up? Oh, and someone was like, there's money here. Yeah, yeah. Probably was the same fucking weekend. I think I would have grabbed your collar though. If I knew that that was happening all at the same time, I would have grabbed your collar. Yeah.

Yeah, I was flexing with money that wasn't mine. Borrowed money as well as flexing. That's insane. What about you? Yeah, I think the most embarrassing one was Greg's. That's not a place to get declined. If you get declined at Greg's, that's ridiculous. Or a sausage roll. I think it was, yeah, like a sausage roll. What? One pound. Fuck. In college. That's dark. Yeah. And you paid with card. Yeah. He's a young buck. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Damn. Damn. A pound. Because at the time I was working, but I got like 20 quid a week. That's illegal. Yeah. Fucking facts. I did like four hours a week. Yeah. And I got paid like. Five pound an hour? Yeah. Whatever. Like four or five pound an hour. So yeah, it was like 20 quid a week. And then yeah, I went Greg's and I was like, yeah, sausage roll. And I got declined.

And I had to, I think I made out that I got, my account was, I got frauded. Like, I think I made out like, oh, someone's hacked my account or something. - I didn't wanna hear it. - I didn't wanna hear it. Next customer. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You're holding up the cube. - Yeah, I took this out of the fucking oven for a reason. Are you buying it or not? - Don't care, man. - You're giving all this hack hack, fraud, fraud. Have you got the money or not?

- A pound, Ellis. - Yeah, I know. And then I had a mate as well in college who still don't know how he recovered from this. Can't remember what he did. I think he had to get someone to come down, but he was on a date, right? And he didn't have Apple Pay or anything on his phone. And he had his card, he had the money and he took it out to pay and his card snapped as he took it out. I don't know how he had it in a dodgy way snap. He was just like, fuck.

I think he had to ring someone to come down and give him the cash or a card. - Damn. - That's insane. - But at least there's like, there's proof like, listen, babes. - Yeah, I know. - You saw what happened. My card literally just snapped. - But it's that delay though. - She was like, if it was made of metal, it would go out. - If you had a wallet to put that bitch in. - If that was an Amex platinum, that wouldn't be snapping. - Yeah, that would recall back. - Yeah.

That don't happen with them ones. My ex had one of them. It don't happen. Yeah, that's tough. I will never go to a Greg's again, Ellis. I promise you. No, I don't think I have been, to be honest, mate. Fucking ridiculous. Car decline is too much. It actually is too much. It's horrible, man. It happened to my mate as well. My mate got like paid one month and he was like, oh, went to like JD and he wanted some Calvin Klein's.

And he was like, I'm going to do it. I'm going to splash out and get them. And he got declined. And you're not ready for it? Calvin Klein's are a level up. Yeah, yeah. They're a level up. They're like £40 for three or something. Yeah, yeah. That's jokes. Ridiculous. Paid for it. Got declined.

And then I said to him after I was like, oh, he got Calvin declined. And he got pissed off. - Calvin declined. - I would attack you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - You can see the state I'm in. - Yeah, I know. - And you've got Calvin declined. - Had to do it though. - I'd rock your jaw off bro. Who do you think you are? - It was perfect opportunity. - I can imagine. - Right. - Fuck. - Three things you can't live without wrong answers only foreskin,

LinkedIn stalking. - Forskin! Yeah! Was that a thing? - I can't remember. - Oh, brother. Random. - Oh God. - So, Ellis, have you seen this show? What's it called? "Dating Naked" or "Naked Dating"? - One of the two. - No, I know "Naked Attraction."

Similar to that? Nah. Okay. Brother, this thing's like Love Island. Starkers. Naked. Yeah. Everyone's just naked. Yeah. That's not a thing. I promise you it's a thing. I promise you. We watched a few episodes of it. Yeah. There's cock about. Yeah.

When I say I saw foreskin in this bitch. I saw foreskin on this show. I was taken aback. That's the most foreskin I've ever seen. And I don't have foreskin. That's crazy. There was a lot of foreskin. Oh, Jesus. It was nuts. Yeah, it was nuts. It was really, really nuts. That's insane. Okay. Let's just get into it. Are we getting into it? I'm getting into it.

- That's the most I've seen next man's meat in my life. That's not hard from PORN. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's the most soft tour I've ever seen in my life. Watching all them ting-dangs. And certain man's piece don't look like my piece. - Okay. - So the point I'm trying to make, right? Is 'cause daddy's not circumcised. And I spent many years of my life preaching

circumcision ain't shit. It's just not the thing. But I didn't realize at the time that there's different levels of F skin. - Oh yeah, of F skin. - Okay. - And certain man, 'cause my ting looks cirky. - Okay, whereas. - My ting looks cirky. Them man have a whole. - Yeah, yeah. - A whole secret total hideaway. - Yeah. - It looks like a roll of socks. - Wow, analogy.

- Bro, that man, it looks like a roll of socks. - Yeah, it does. - And when I see them thing there, I'm like, now that's dread because these times I was like, yeah, like, yeah, Suki's dead. Like what's all this Suki stuff? It's not necessary. That man look like they're suffering in there. What I'm gonna feel thing, Suki or nah? - No. - Is it Suki? - Nah, there's not that much. There's only a bit. It's not a fucking sock.

- The fact you looked down as well, freaked me out. - Did I look down? - He was like, you got skin. - I was like. - So I got it. - I took my whole breath. - It's not soggy, but what's on? - It's not soggy, there's a bit.

- So you can see some tip? - I don't know for reference, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So when you're tall soft, you're seeing tip? - Yeah, you can see a bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It creeps out a little bit. - Yeah, in this show. - Your brother, the whole thing. I don't know how these man piss. - They have to draw it back. They have to. They have to. There's no choice. Or they're flooding themselves. - Yeah, or at least it's just leaking out.

I couldn't believe the tool I was seeing on there. I was like, oh, right. A certain man are living different lives. Yeah, facts, bro. So I take it back. I'm going to hold my hands up on camera and say, bro, get a circuit. If you're not built like daddy, get a circuit. Because some of them are socked up. Yeah, they are. And that seems inconvenient to live with. It does. Probably it lasts longer as well if you're circumcised. Yeah, it cuts off those nerve endings. Yeah, it probably lasts longer. Yeah, I'm also not here for that.

- No? - No, because one of my boys is Circe. He said he can't nut involuntarily. He said a girl can't take a nut from him. - He has to lock. - He has to lock in. - Oh, he has to proper focus and do it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said it's impossible for him to nut without seriously, seriously locking in. - Oh, that sucks.

Nah, you take it from me, boy. Yeah. I have to lock it not to. Yeah. Because when that tingle tingle happens, it's charged. Yeah, when you hear that heartbeat. That sense-y. Nah! That toffee top sense-y. That sense-y. Oh, God.

- Oh my God. That's too funny. That's sensi, nah, that's the funniest shit. Wow, bellies are sensitive. Wow, they're sensitive. It doesn't make sense how they're built like that. - They're too sensitive. - Wow, we spoke about cock for five minutes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, wow, wow. - Jesus. - But anyway, Dating Naked, bro, they're just, all of them are on a stock. All the gals are stock, everyone's stock. - Yeah, it's crazy. - That length of time is all, at least Naked Attractions for five minutes, you know what I mean? - And this is a long time. - I couldn't.

You could only be doing it if you're getting paid well. They'll be getting paid nothing as well. It's not even a big show. Yeah, pay nothing. Nothing. They got paid nothing. That's ridiculous. Yeah, it was crazy. Right. Three things you can't live without. Wrong answers only. My Finster. These 007 missions with my sneaky link. Okay. And random attachments. Random attachments is it. Fram? 007 missions with my sneaky link. Yeah. He's over it.

He's over it He wants to come out in the open Yeah he does I'm tired of Hopskip and jumping around Let's just go nanos for once 007 Fair Ducking and diving It's long It's long Three things you can't live without My side chick Birth control And hot honey Hot honey? Hot honey Yeah they're doing stuff

Side chick birth control and hot honey. Oh my God. That's an evening. It literally is. This one, three things you can't live without. The crack, the pipe, the flame. The flame! Fam, I gasped. I gasped when I read that. The crack, the pipe, the flame. Bro.

And you was mad underneath. She wrote, watch James get scared if he reads this one. I gasped when I read it. The flame. Oh my God. To the pipe goes black. Took me. Oh my gosh. The flame is crazy. Three things you can't live without. These dicks in my mouth. That's it. These dicks in my mouth. Oh my God. Damn. Right. Three things. Damn. Plural.

Fuck right three things you can't live without my job honesty and my girlfriend and her competitors My governor competitors, yeah, that's jokes right three things you can't live without olives mosquito bites Cuba Gooding jr Oh my god three things you can't live without toxic women dark humor and the fear of being caught I

Why is it always cheating? Why is it constant cheating? Bro, these lot, man. Three things you can't live without. Her inside of the mouth skin.

Bro, her inside, I saw her ting the other day. I can't remember what it was, but a guy said, "You look like you've got nice inside of the mouth skin." - What? - Yeah, nuts. - Wow. - Nuts, bro. They say it feels just like a pussy, innit? - Yeah, it's the same skin. - I was gonna say the same material. - I was gonna say they say it does feel like a pussy. I don't know why they say it, and I know it does. I don't know why they say that. It does.

Inside of a cheek? Yeah, nah. It's soft. Oh, the double down sweetened me. Oh, God. Inside the mouse skin. Is that it? Was that it? That's all he said. Oh, Jesus Christ. Guys, welcome to the show. I hope you have stuck around long enough to listen to us chat shit for 26 minutes. But yeah, we're here. It's Monday. It's fun day. It is Monday. It's fun day. And guys, if you want...

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Before we go into the next topic. Well, not even before we go. The next topic is something I want to discuss. I was late to the party. Bare people asked me to watch it. I couldn't be bothered to watch it. Okay. I couldn't be bothered. But then I was like, I'm gonna watch it. So the show is Love is Blind UK on Netflix, right? Ellis the Menace, please bring up the cast of Love is Blind UK. Have you watched it? No, I've never watched it.

I already know this is gonna take up like a good 20 minutes. I'm here for it, I'm locked. I'm already locked in. - Love is blind. So basically what they do is they take a bunch of girls and a bunch of guys that are looking for love and they send them into these pods, these little rooms where there's a wall in the middle and they have to talk to each other through the wall. And you ask to basically fall in love with someone and hope

- That they're paying? - Just through comms. - Just through comms. Love is blind, bro. Just through comms. You're supposed to fall in love with their personality. Then they do the big reveal and then they propose to one another and they accept to marry. And then they have a few weeks of living together, going on a honeymoon, all these orders. And then at the end, they have a proper wedding ceremony and then decide whether they want to stay together or not.

So I'm gonna go through the cast and tell you the dramas. - Okay. - So Benaiah, if you go to women now and I'll show you his couple, right? Nicole, Nicole, Nicole. That one up, up, up. Red dress Nicole. Right. So go back to Benaiah for me. So Benaiah, sweet boy. Yeah, a little sweet you. - Okay. - And he was feeling Nicole. - Okay.

Feeling Nicole. Nicole was feeling him. Basically, I'm going to just tell you, Nicole was feeling Benaiah, Benaiah was feeling Nicole, and they hit it off and they got together. Pin in that. Pin in that. Okay, okay, okay. Back to the men, please. And we'll go down. Bobby, fucking Bobby. So, Bobby and Jasmine, yeah? Funny. Yeah. So, basically, I'm not going to lie to you, these men jarred me. Okay. Okay.

Bobby is, I'm pretty sure he works as like a part-time musician. What's his occupation go down a little bit? It says, it says occupation on there. Luxury shopping guide. They didn't say that at the time. What does that mean? I don't know. I guess he works as a personal shopper or something. He says alter ego rapper something something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know he has Bobby or by his rapper alter ego, Bobby J. Bobby J.

- Stop, stop, stop, stop. - I didn't do that, I coughed. The fuck, I coughed. - You laughed, coughed. So basically they got together and they were a couple that got together and then started thinking they were better than everyone else.

That's what I didn't like. - Even though they're not even, oh, this is post the link up? - Post the link up. - Okay. - And once they got together, moved into each other, da, da, da. - Okay. - And then every week, everyone would come together as a whole group set. These man thought they were the best of the bunch. It was jarring me. - I see, I see.

But they ended happily ever after pretty much. But basically Bobby has this like little rapper thing and she was feeling insecure about other women. She said, one day she said, I don't fuck with like social media. I don't follow guys like liking other girls pictures and following girls and having, and then given this persona that they're like single and all this kind of shit, right?

And then she found one of his music videos. Yeah. And it's like, it goes like, oh, she got the body of a dancer. You got a body of a dad. And it's one of those budget shoots. Yeah. And he's in the beach with one thing. Yeah. Grips in her. Yeah. And he comes home from work. I was like, and she's there with the laptop ready. And she says, I know, I know, you know, what's on there, but press play anyway.

and we're gonna have it out oh this is work bro it literally is for work it's work it's like babe let me work let me i'm a creative yeah yeah come on man bro it was funny um but

Overall, they had a good time. Her mum was not feeling it. And on the wedding day, her mum was grabbing her wrist. She said, "Jasmine, don't do it." She was like, "Mum, get off." He said, "Don't do it." - I'm trying to get wedded. - Yeah. Don't do it. - Dang. - So Bobby and Jasmine, mid-couple. No real drama between them two. They were just jarring and they thought they were better than everyone else. - Okay. - So let's go down. Charlie, he's a no one, he got nothing. All due respect.

Connor, no one got nothing. All due respect. Freddie. Oh, my guy, Freddie. Catherine was his ting. Fair. He's got a stomach on it. Fam, they both have. Yeah, they train. Fam, Freddie is handsome, you man. Yeah. Handsome white guy. Fair. Shredded to the gills. Fair. Shredded under there. He works as a funeral director, which was rogue. So their drama was...

basically she was feeling another guy that we'll get to so we're gonna put a pin in that she was in a triangle with him and another guy okay and there was drama because when it come to it she was feeling him she was feeling another guy the other guy was feeling her and feeling another ting so they both had to come together and was like Catherine had decided I'm gonna pull out of the race with the other guy not with Freddie Freddie was her second choice for

But Freddie didn't know that. Of course. Freddie's her second choice. She came in and was like, I'm going to pull out the race because when she's chilling with the girls...

She can hear whispers. Me and homeboy, me and homeboy, me and homeboy. She's thinking, but I swear to God, it's me and homeboy. So she's realizing I'm in a triangle situation. So then she pulls up in one day and is like, I'm pulling out of the race. Like, you should do a ting with someone else. I know you got a ting with someone else. You should be with her. But at the exact same time, he's not Freddie, but the other guy has come in there to, I think his name's Ollie. We'll get to it. But I think Ollie's come in there to let her down.

And he wants to pick the other ting. So they've both come in to have the exact same conversation. But both of them have come out now being like, I cut him off. I cut her off. So when the whispers got round, it got heated. Okay. So Freddie and Catherine, Freddie, handsome you. Yeah. Good job. Stable. Nice guy. Good family. Yeah.

Yeah, he was insecure about Catherine. Just in terms of like, he sees himself as just like, oh, I'm just like a modest Northern guy. Get on on myself. You're like a very London, bougie, Mayfair girl. Does he feel like he's punching?

I don't think looks wise he feels like he's punching, but just in terms of lifestyle, he was like, I don't feel like I'm gonna be able to give you the lifestyle that you want and you're gonna get bored of me. And he kept saying it and kept saying it and reiterating it. - To her or to like the camera? - To her. - Pete. - And to his boys and to the camera, yeah. He kept reiterating it. And she was like, big man, like I'm here, that's not me. That's not who I am. But she has a thing where

There was, in one of the first meetups, we'll find her in a second. There was a John in these mix up that never got matched up. And there was one day where she just came. None of the guys had met her before. There's one day she came down. We'll find her in a sec. John. Yeah. She came downstairs and every man was like, who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So they all left their things. I went to go say hello to homegirl, yeah? And Catherine was like, swear. So she was moving a bit like jealous, but he was just being polite. He literally just went up to her. What's your name? Cool, I'm Freddie. Nice to meet you. Done. Done. And she came over like, oh, do you think she's paying? And he was like, yeah, I think she's pretty. Like nothing crazy. Like you're gorgeous. You're my thing. And then she was like, swear, cool. Moving jealous. In his face started flirting with another guy.

talking about you look just like my ex what it was butters butters and she said yeah when i start and she went to camera like yeah when i start feeling like insecure threatened or whatever like i just act different and i don't mean to be flirty but it's just how i act and she was flirting with another red flag the reddest flag bro it was grim wow she was flirting in his face and he was like yeah say let's say this he was livid i would

would be too fucking livid i'm just being polite saying hello to the new girl yeah facts and then on top of that he had to deal with later finding out that she was in a triangle with next man not only am i your second choice yeah but you're now doubting if i like yeah yeah it was all tough right uh next couple so if you go down jake nobody got nothing apologies jake i don't even know how to pronounce his name they didn't even tell it um

I'm being dreadful. They didn't make the final cut. Again, Jordan didn't make the final cut. Sorry, bro. Oli. Oli's the triangle with Catherine. Oli's the triangle with Catherine. And scroll down one. Oli gets with Demi. Okay. So, Oli's in there. He's connecting with Demi on like a personal level. But the conversations with Catherine, they want to fuck. I can tell. Ah!

I can tell. I can just tell. Yeah, yeah. I can just tell they'd want to fuck. Yeah, yeah. I'm looking at them thinking, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I can tell. Bro, him and Catherine went to fuck. And I had no idea what they looked like. The chemistry was eating them away at them. Fuck. It was eating away at them. What swayed Oli to go with Demi? Because Demi was just on the level, bro. And she's also, like, she's very, like, he could see a friend in her and a connection in her as well. And, like, she was doing the most for him.

And like one of the days In a good way? In a good way Like one of the days Was his birthday Okay So he walked into the pod one day To go on a date with her And his side of the pod Was decked out Balloons, everything And she'd written him a card And all this kind of stuff And he was like Damn That's cool You're a real one She also like She plays football She does boxing She does a lot of things We have similar interests Okay So she was like She seemed like one of the lads But like

Also had they had a great connection. Okay, and he was like gang like this goes like this goes in and the Catherine stuff They just wanted to fuck so it's all like sexual so sexual and just lusty and the same flirt You know what kind of stuff and they're not really getting any deep ground. Okay, so he pulled up on was I look I I fancy Catherine but medium Demi of course some and like I can't risk it and

basically he didn't say it in so many words but it's like cool i don't know what any of these things look like so if i've just got like a flesh level with katherine i can't pull up and she'd be butters because we've got nothing else yeah we've got nothing else valid demi on the other hand like we've got a serious connection so even if she's someone that i'm not typically attracted to like we can work through it yeah we can find some stuff yeah so he was like cool i'm locking on demi and they had a good relationship but demi was insecure about katherine

Because once all the gossip got out that he cut Catherine off and Catherine cut him off, the first time they met for real, for real, obviously he's seen Catherine and was like, yum. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's seen Catherine and was like, yum, stomach, mental. She's seen him and was like, yum, say less. And they both were like, ah, let's put each other aside for a chat because we're hearing whispers. So we want to get to the bottom of it. So as they're chatting now,

before they actually get, no, once they get past the like beef of it. And he was like, sorry, I shouldn't have said that. I cut you off. It was actually you that cut me off and all this kind of stuff. I apologize, apologize. After that, they were like, he was like, so do I look like what you thought I'd look like? And she was like, hmm. And she's like, do I? And he was like, hmm. I would draw for her bottom of her chin. I would draw it closer. I would draw it closer and tell them to cut the cameras.

'Cause I need to know what those lips feel like. - Yeah, bro! - I need to. - You could tell their skin was vibrating. - Fuck. - You know, the lips would have been electric. Electric. - Tongues galore. Tongues galore. And you know he's grabbing her jaw like that. - Yeah, facts! - Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's grabbing her jaw like that. - Squishing it. - Yeah. - Come here. - One hand on the jaw, one hand inside the thigh with the crossed legs. Yeah, yeah, it's nuts. It's all going off.

- Sometimes there's literally nothing better than a passionate lips. - There really isn't. - There really, really isn't. - There really isn't bro. - Fuck man. - Yeah, of course bro. First passionate lips when it's been building and building. - Nah, I could punch through a wall. - Yeah, that's all I want. I don't want sex, I just want to lips you. - Yeah, fuck. - Fuck man. - Anyway.

Oli and Demi, once they got past the stress and the insecurities and you know what I said about Bobby and Jasmine. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - We're thinking they're the best and all this kind of stuff. - Yes, yes. - They were pissing them off.

Okay. In terms of like, anytime these lot would have troubles, Jasmine would jump in and be like, you know, that's my friend to him. You know, that's my friend, right? You know, Demi's my friend, right? That's my girl and I'm going to ride for her. So you need to step up. You need to do this. And he was like, shut up. Shut up. Like, all due respect, Bobby, my boy, but this girl needs to shut up.

She's pissing me off. It's too much. Yeah, bro. It was too much. Stop interfering, man. Bro, it was jarring him. But anyway, they worked through it. But he also got distracted by the Jornines who came down the stairs that day. Okay, cool. Yeah, he said she's... What did he say? He said she's sublime. Wow. Yeah, he said she's fucking sublime. Wow. He was chatting. So we'll find her in a sec. He was chatting to the boys and it was...

One of the Donnie's who didn't make no connections in there. His boy was like, so while going for Demi, like you're feeling her. Do you think any other girl could grab your attention? And he was like, oh, it's physically impossible. Like it's impossible. No one's grabbing my attention. Keep going, keep going, keep going. Yep, Charlotte. Charlotte with an S. She's got hair on her. Yeah, she does.

Yeah, she started walking down the stairs and he said, fuck, who is that? Flavor. Just after he said, no one's swaying my attention. She walked downstairs, he said, fuck, who is that? Flavor. Yeah, he went over there immediately and he came back and was like, look, I know I said, no one's catching my attention. He said, granted, Charlotte Sublime. Yeah. Delicious. He said, delicious. Bang.

But it's like, but Demi's my ting, Demi's my ting, Demi's my ting. But I heard a whisper that them two are doing a ting now. For real, for real. Only in Charlotte? Yeah, for real, for real. I don't know if it's true. All right. I might be spreading rumors that aren't true. All right, all right. I heard they're doing a ting now. All right. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. Charlotte's a Jornine's, bro. She is. Yeah, yeah. She shut the whole bar down when she came down those stairs. Damn. And she wasn't even paying attention to any of them, man. Wait, wait. So...

- Where did she come into play? Because I thought everyone's in the pods. - So everyone goes in there. - Is there a twist? - No, everyone goes in there to find a match. - Yeah. - But just people, you can't force it. - Yeah. - So when people find the one they want to be with, they're like, cool, I want to marry you. And they propose. But some people just never proposed.

because they just weren't feeling it. So you just leave with no couple. Okay. And you're technically out of the show. Yes. But there's certain checkpoints in the show where these lot, they call it the pod squad. It fucking pisses me off that they call it that. The pod squad people will just appear at one of the social gatherings. I see. Just to stir the pot. I see. Just to stir the pot because otherwise they're also, even though you never got picked, because obviously you've got these triangle things. So far the triangle things that I've told you

they've all just paired off. Someone's gone with their second guest or someone's gone to that. But there were other ones where there were triangle things, where one of them got pied and they just never found anyone else. - I see. - So they bring them in to be like, hi, I'm such and such. So man can be like, swear. - This is what you let go. - Yeah. - This is what you let go. - Swear, swear, swear. - Fuck. - Charlotte's got a face on her. - Ah, gorgeous.

Next guy, please bro. Richie don't know who that is. Didn't make it. Ryan didn't make it. Oh, here we go. This is the talk of the town. - Okay. - Talk of the town. - Sam. - With Sam. - All right. - Who's this? - Sam got no one. - Okay. - Oh, okay. - But he was in a triangle with Nicole who's the black thing with the red dress. The first with Benaiah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So here's the thing, yeah? - Okay.

Who was his OG? Who was his OG? He had... Do you want to go for it? Yeah, quickly scan through because he wanted someone. Oh, was it Jasmine? No, it might not have been Jasmine. I don't think it was. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I think it was Jasmine. I have a feeling it was Jasmine. So Sam was feeling Jasmine. But from jump, he was like...

Turns out I love you and I'm looking to be loved. His whole premise on there was I've never been loved in my life and I need it. I need someone to love me as much as I love them. So he was putting moves on Jasmine from chump.

And then- - In the pods. - In the pods, he's never even seen her. He's putting stuff on her. - The fuck? - Yeah, it was nuts, bro. And he was just like, "I love you, I love you." After like two dates, like, "You're the one, I'm feeling you, I love you." She was like, "You're doing too much." And it seems inauthentic. I'm charging this whole ting. He came stressed out of his mind. All back to the man dem, like, "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck." She went and chose Bobby. And he's like, "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck."

I need a new ting. So a couple of men are like, new ting? I thought you said you love this bitch. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I need a new ting. I need a new ting.

- I need a new jaw. - There's some that are still unclaimed. I'm looking for love. I need a new ting. So go back to Nicole now, red dress. There she is. Yeah, go back to Nicole now. So she's feeling Benaiah, but she's telling Benaiah like, "I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. I'm ready to leave this pause with you." Benaiah's got some commitment issues and he's like, "I'm feeling you, but I feel like we've got a few more days that we can build some more stuff."

Like you're moving a bit too mad. Like I'm feeling you, but I'm not ready to propose right now. And she was like calm. Sam came swooping in fresh off rejection. Like Nicole turns out you're the one. Nicole, it turns out you're the one and I'm trying to leave these pods with you. She is thinking this is the commitment I've been looking for.

This is a man who's applying pressure. This is a man who's not afraid to apply pressure. And that's what I'm looking for. So she was like, bet, get on that knee boy. So he was like, cool, marry me. She was like, bet, I'm down. And then he's like, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang. We're leaving the pods, everything's calm. And he was like, I just want to run in there and pick you up. And she was like, she said as a joke, what if you can't? Or do you think you'd be able to?

or whatever like that and he was like what did you say and she was like nothing nothing I'm joking I'm joking and he's like I bet so he walks back in the thing and he's like yeah guys yeah guys everything's cool me and Nicole shacking up blah blah blah but Naya's like what the fuck yeah and then he goes yeah I'm excited I'm excited and he's like

Nah, but on a side note though. Yeah, like on a side note, she said this thing was mad. And they were like, what did she say? He's like, yeah, I just said, I just want to run in there and hug you and pick you up. And she says something like, oh, you won't be able to or something like that. And he's like, why would you say that? Why would you say that? So he's thinking, oh, it's a big thing. I'm not feeling it. So Benaiah's like, this guy's actually like, love triangle aside, this guy's actually not here for love. Yeah, he's not here for the show. He's here for his own intentions. Yeah. So Benaiah's like,

He's here for his own intentions. So, Benaiah pulls up, they have one more day each just to settle things. Benaiah pulls up to Nicole and was like, "Look, Nicole, I heard through the grapevine that you and Sam are gonna be doing a ting. I'm heartbroken. I should have applied pressure more. I know that's what you wanted from me, but I'm here to tell you now, I'm 10 toes. Fuck Sam, be with me. Fuck Sam."

And she was like, I'm no offense, it's too little, too late. And he was like, all right, cool. If it's too little and it's too late, that's fine. But you need to know. You need to know. I'm not trying to fuck up Bro Code. Yeah. I'm not going to say word for word. Yeah. But the guy's not authentic. He's not about you. You need to know that. And I'm breaking rules by the second by telling you, I care about you. You need to know he's not the guy for you. And she's thinking, you're just a hater. Yeah.

You're just a hater. So she goes back to Sam and she's like, man, I'm not gonna lie to you, I've heard some stuff. Sam's like, he's panicking. She's like, I just need to know you're here for love. And he was like, I'm here for love. I promise you. Just promise me you'll love me back. Promise me. She was like, I do.

"All right, bro, I love you back." And he's like, "Bet, I just never been loved before. Please love me back." - Damn. - Yeah, man. And she was like, "All right, bro, chill, man. It's all love." So they go link up. He's crying, he's kissing her. She's like, "Oh fuck, like what have I done? What have I done?" So you can tell she's not feeling it from the jump. So everyone's got off on their honey. - Oh, they do the initial reveal, Sam and Nicole. - Sam and Nicole are together. They do the reveal.

Then they pull up. He's all lips me, lips me, love me, love me. She's like, ah, God. Yeah. Okay. Stop. I'm scared too much. Then behind the scenes, they're supposed to go. They're supposed to, they're like the next day or a couple of days later, they're supposed to go away on their honeymoons. And then they're nowhere to be seen. So everyone's like, where's Sam and Nicole? Where's Sam and Nicole? Pan's back to UK now. Nicole's like, I'm not going to lie. I had to charge Sam. I had to.

Like I just wasn't feeling it. Like I don't feel like he says he is who he says he is, all this kind of stuff. And then she's like, so she pulls up and I was like, I know I treated you badly, but please can we make this work? But I was like, bet, say less, I'm down. They go on the honeymoon. Everyone's like gang, gang, gang. 'Cause everyone secretly hated Sam. Everyone's like gang, gang, gang, gang, gang. So happy you guys got together.

So then we hop, skip and jump forward to one of the meetings. Now they, when I said they're bringing in people to stir the pot, they bring salmon. And Benaiah's like, you know what, yeah?

I'm actually gonna have to pull this bread to the side. - Okay. - And have a word because like what he's done to her is not cool. And what he was doing playing with her is not cool. And like, I'm glad she picked me, but like we need words 'cause you're not a good guy. So he was all like, but I was like cussing him, cussing him, cussing him. Sam's like, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. Like it's cool, better man won, it's fine, it's fine. He's like, nah, but I was like, nah, I'm not having it. Cussing him, you're a bad guy, you're a bad guy. Sam pulls an ace out of his sleeve. He's like, bro, bro, bro, before you go any further big man, yeah?

You know she came to my yard after this and tried to fuck. Before she did this whole breakup, breakup, Sam's not for me. You know she came to my yard and tried to fuck, big man. Did she tell you that? Or nah? Brother! Benaiah's wall crumbled. He nearly lost his foot. Fam, he grabbed the side and was like, I don't know why you lie like that.

But it's not cool. Stop lying. Don't talk about my princess like that. And he was going to ask for yourself. Fuck, no. My screen nearly cracked. Did he ask her? Yeah, no, he was like, Sam's just spitting lies out there. And he's saying some stuff about physicality. And the girl was like, move on, move on. She's like, I'm not here to justify what I did or did not do. But move on. That would eat me alive. Oh, I wouldn't sleep for days. That would eat me alive, James. Yeah, 100%. You know, she came to my yard and tried to fuck me.

Nah fair play It's not fair play It's foul play It's foul play Gamesmanship Mad bro sent me But anyway so that all panned up Bernard and Nicole all good all good Everyone hated Sam He was like yeah my life's hell Next guy next guy

Uh, Stephen. Okay, cool. Stephen got, I can't remember his ting. We'll find her. Oh, Sabrina 35 director of marketing. Go down where she from Belfast. Yep. This one. Um, yeah, his ting.

- Not gonna lie, they were boring. - Okay. - Yeah, he's a Brom-yute, gym owner lives in London. She lives in Belfast. They were cool, they were loved up from jump. They were literally in the pods, had a connection, loved up, everything blessed. And they just went off into the sunset. - First couple to like reveal probably. - Yeah, one of the first ones to reveal everything was blessed. I heard though, they actually like at the very end, they said, "I do," properly in the vows, everything like that. But when they went home, beef.

Oh, really? As soon as they got home, apparently she went to London to see him seven times. He went to Ireland twice. And like, he was never calling her, never texting her, just not in the mood. What are these men doing? Fuck knows, bro. They're looking for blue ticks, bro. Oh, bro. Yeah, they're not looking for love. It's mad. All right, so that was them two. That was a bit peak.

Tom, Tom was one of them. Tom was the one I was talking. You know, when I said they bring, they bring things in there to start a pot about ones that could have been, they brought a ting in for him that he had a, he had another fucking sexual connection with, but he didn't choose her. So his ting that he chose, I think is up. I saw, I saw us scroll past her. Yeah. Perfect. Maria is the one he chose. Maria is the one he chose. They had a good connection. Everything's blessed. Um,

But they had a bit of struggle with cultural stuff. Okay. So she's Muslim. Okay. Where is she from? She... Scroll down. It doesn't say where she's from. But basically, she's like Moroccan or something like that. Okay. And...

She was basically like, yeah, looking for love. Tom's sick. Everything's blessed. But I'm looking for a man. Okay. I'm looking for a man. And everything was cool between them two until one day they went out for like ice cream or something like that. And she was like, I think he said they'd gone out for dinner. Okay. Everything was blessed. He paid for it. Then they went out for ice cream after. And when they were in there, she was like, do you want me to pay for it? And he was like, oh, yeah, go on then. And she was like, wow. Wow.

You seriously gonna let me pull out my wallet? Are you serious? For ice cream. For ice cream. He's like, yo. She was like, I don't know what you're on, big man. But I need a man who's gonna protect me and protect my children. She doesn't have children, but when she has kids, she's like, I need a man to protect me and provide for me and my children. And you're out here letting me pay for ice cream.

- What the fuck is wrong with her? - Yeah fam, she was like, just in this stage, she was like, maybe a few years down the line when everything's calm, but we're still getting to know each other. And like, you're not giving daddy at all. You're not giving, and she was like, my dad, my brothers, my uncles, none of them would ever let that happen. So like, just to let you know, I'm gonna let this one slide, but next time it can't run. - I would leave on the spot. - Oh, who wouldn't? - On the spot. - Drop the ice cream.

Obviously you were talking about cultural differences. So that's why she's mentioning her dad. So this is what she's grown up knowing. But if you're gonna try and see what kind of man I am, don't offer to pay. - Yeah, don't test me. - I'm not here for, I'm 38. As it says on there, I'm 38. Don't test me. Don't test me. - Facts bro. - I've got other stuff to do. - Yeah, I'm thinking about other shit. If you're gonna offer something,

Instinctively I might say, oh, okay, cool. - Oh, cool, yeah, why not? - It's three pounds, Maria. - Facts. - It's three pounds. I'm not thinking about, oh, no, no, no, let me be the man and do this and that. Your offer is to pay for ice cream, big man. It's all calm. Don't play games with me because if you didn't offer, I would've just tapped the card and not thought about it. - I mean, facts, bro. Like, that's bullshit. - Yeah, it was peak. - That's bullshit. - But anyway, his little boiler, scroll down on the girls, I think it's the next one down.

So these lot were cool until Natasha came through. And then, yeah, he was telling everyone on the night out. Yeah, me and Maria, me and Maria, me and Maria. Gang, gang, gang, gang, gang. That's my girl. As soon as Natasha pulled up, I was like, oh, hi, I'm Natasha, by the way. He was like, so, yeah, you were the thing on me when you were. She was like, uh, uh, uh. And she pulled him to the side and said, I'm not going to lie to you, Tom. I was heartbroken when you dashed me. I was feeling you.

And he was like, I was feeling you. I can't. She was like, I love Maria. All fair, all fair, all good. But I was feeling you. I can't have these conversations. I can't have these conversations. I won't be able to handle it. I will break vows then and there. She said, I was feeling you. And he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was like, so anyway, how's you and Maria? And he was like,

We've had some arguments. - Yeah, okay. - Five minutes before he was like, "Yeah, we're calm, everybody." As soon as Natasha was like, "I was feeling you, how was Maria?" He was like, "I don't know how it's gonna end. I'm just letting you know, keeping my options open." - I'm just open. - Yeah. I'm not tied down to anything. I'm just seeing how it goes. - You got my number, right? - Yeah, bro. - Fuck. - So yeah, he was,

Yeah, he was tantalized. Okay. All right, next deck, next, next. Let's see if I can get through some. Oh, okay, cool. That's pretty much everyone. So wait, go on the woman again. There's a drawing that we've not spoken about that looks fire. Okay, on the women? Yeah. All right. She had short hair. Keep going. Toe daddy's girl. Stop all that. Scroll up. I don't even remember seeing her. No, I don't remember seeing her. Yeah, she didn't make a couple still. But yeah, man, that was the whole thing. It was...

Interesting. I watched up to episode eight and I got bored. But a few of the dramas were juice. Fair play.

- A few of the dramas, do you think if you were in a situation where you had, bearing in mind you don't know what they look like, you have a connection with one thing and values the same, like fucking values are the same, banners are the same, like you guys are laughing, you're talking, you're getting deep. She knows how to answer the right questions, she's listening and all those kind of things. But then you've got another John who's just DTF and she knows exactly what to say to make your ears perk up. Who do you think you would pick?

- Well, I know I'd pick the one that I've got a proper connection with purely because when it comes to banter, if you are able to tolerate my stupidity when it comes to banter and you can chuck it back, it's a 10/10 for me. - Okay, what if in that instance, all good, all good, but you have,

in the conversational front, zero sexual conversation. Like not even conversation, but compatibility. Like there's nothing flirty happening here. And with the other ting, you might don't even have to try. It's just happening. It's just happening. - I know for a fact short term, I would go for the last ting. But it would wear off. - Yeah, of course bro. - It would wear off. But I would also be like, it would also be hard for me to,

bring that autonomous flirtatious side of myself with someone that's not flirting back or like it's not just there, you know? - Yeah, it's not natural. - Yeah, natural like,

- I don't want it to feel like work. - Yeah, and you have to, you're trying your hardest to every now and again just pop satin in their play. - Yeah, yeah. - And she's like, just not getting it. - Just lol. - Yeah, lol, all your jokes. - Oh, that's buzz. - Yeah, that is buzz. - That is buzz. Yeah, I know I'd still pick the connection one. What about you? - Am I really looking for love or am I just on the show? - You tell me. - Realistically speaking, I wouldn't be looking for love because I'm not falling in love with a thing I've never seen. - Valid.

I would tell them to line up all the jaunts after I found my connection in the pods, line up all my jaunts and I'm gonna pick one behind a double-sided mirror so she can't see what I'm pointing at. And when I pick, I say, "Her." Tell me if that's the thing I've been talking to. And then I wanna know, I'm gonna say, "Her." And then if they're like, "Nah." And then I'm like, "Huh?" And if they're like, "How the fuck?"

- I'm not like this, I'm not like this, I'm not like this. Tell her I joined the army or something. Like, nah bro, you're about to play with me. - Huh? - Yeah. - Huh? - It must be one of them two. - Yeah, yeah. - 'Cause they're dwarves. - What do you mean no? Who is it then? And I know who the point, I'll kiss my teeth. I already would have half turned around. I need visuals, you man. - Facts bro. - I need visuals. - Facts. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I need the visuals.

- That's hilarious. - I know I wouldn't be looking for love. - Yeah. - So the thing that's turning me on. - Is who you're locking. - Yeah, I'd probably be like, shall we just charge this and go? - Yeah, and have fun. - And let's just fuck around and find out. - 'Cause you never know. - You literally never know. - Fair play. - But if she's like, yeah, you have to propose when you marry me, I'm like. - Charge. - Nah, just DM me, man. - Yeah, facts, bro. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's just say we never found a match and just DM me. - Speaking of shows, I know we had this conversation yesterday and you said,

You don't really feel it as much as I feel it. Pause. Pause indeed. Slow horses, my bro. I know. Make all the faces you want. Season four just drops. The first episode, gripping. Yeah, man. It's just good, man. Don't get me wrong. I don't think it's bad at all. I don't think it's bad. I think it's a good show, but it's not bingeable for me.

I've tried multiple times and I've got through like two episodes here, three episodes there. And I'm not having a bad time. But I can take a week off and I'm like, it's not top of my list to go back to. I would say it's bingeable for me. So I would disagree on that. But I would say apart from Line of Duty, this for me is the best British UK police thing I've seen.

What are the even others? I was thinking Line of Duty. Line of Duty is the only other one I know. There's Line of Duty. There's another one called Trigger, which is the same chick from Line of Duty she's in. I can't remember her name. Do you think it's better than Luther? It's not better than Luther. Luther was different though. Yeah, Luther was different. Luther was for the people and for the streets. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was. Luther was different. Fair. Line of Duty was hard. Wow. That was television. Yeah, it really, really fucking was.

I forgot Luther existed. I hadn't even heard half of these, so I know it's better. Yeah, facts. Oh, no, I've heard The Capture's good. Really? Yeah. Keep scrolling, keep scrolling, keep scrolling, keep scrolling. Keep scrolling. Yeah, that one. Third one in. I've heard that's decent. The Capture. It's that Papa... I can't remember his name. S.C. Ido or something like that. He's in that Michaela Cole show.

- Kojo? - Kojo, yes. - Oh God, he goes through it now. - Yes, yes, yes. I've heard this is decent. - You can play that role, you can play anything. Also, this genre is not my specialty. It's not my go-to genre of things I enjoy to watch. - Fair. But the thing with me is if I see or hear of a UK show,

that's doing the rounds is usually around like the police, the force. - Yeah, typically it's yeah. - Happy Valley. - That's what I used to, that's what I watched. - Season one was heavy. - Dark, fucking dark. - Season one was heavy. - Have you ever watched it James? - I forgot that existed.

I would need so many recommendations to click on something called Happy Valley. Yeah. It's dark, mate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The first season is fucking insane. I'm not... The thing is... Fuck. I think I watched it when it was one of one because I think there's maybe like two or three and I just didn't go back to it. I don't really remember much. I remember much now but I remember at the time... 2014. Oh, rah. They must have taken a gap. They must have definitely taken a... I remember at the time when I watched it, it was...

- It was good. - All right. - It was good. - 8.5, 98% 98 or 96? - 98. - 98%. Yeah. - Wow. - It is good. The first season is insane. - First season's good, man. - Really good. It's free season, apparently. - They definitely took a hiatus. - You said you had a question for the team though. - I do have a question for the team. So out of these three things,

- You have to delete one and you can't use any of, you can't use one of these options to substitute for the one that you've removed. It will make sense when I give you the options. - Okay, all right. - Cool. So delete one. - Delete one, no subs. - No subs. - Okay. - Sex, $600 billion, your teeth. - Oh, so you're saying I can't use my 600 billion to buy new teeth or some shit like that? - Or buy sex. - Or buy sex. - Oh, I see. - 600 billion and I can't fuck. There's physically no point being that rich.

- Sex, 600 bill or your teeth? - Give up one. - One. - And yet I'm not allowed to have fake teeth, nothing. Wow. - It's just gums. - 600 billion. - You'd literally be the richest person on the earth. - You would. Can I, I can't fap? - You can do it. You can fap. You just can't have sex. You can't have intercourse. - Top? - No.

- 'Cause that could lead to something. - It doesn't lead to anything. I can be explicit with them and say, "Babe, it's just top. I can't have vaginal." You don't know what to do to man. It will kill me. - No, but full circle, the inside of the mouth skin is similar to the downstairs skin. - Too similar. That made me swallow. It's too similar. - So no, you can't have top. - Fuck. - It's just you and your senses. - I hate this for me. I would charge the 600 bill.

And on top of that, okay, sorry to sidetrack us for a sec. That has just given me a new impulse to take my dental hygiene so seriously. - Okay. - That I'm not willing to lose my teeth over 600 billion pounds. I take my dental hygiene very seriously, randomly like at the minute.

Like the last year and a half, whatever, it's been like a snowball effect. Like the more I learn about like oral hygiene, the more I take it seriously. I use those interdental brushes. That shit would change your life. I use sometimes, you know, those water flossers. That shit hurts. I've heard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's good. I go to the dentist all the time. Life's good. Fair. But damn, 600 billion.

So yeah, for me, I would... You would charge the money. I would have to charge the money because I need pussy and I need my teeth. Fair play. Yeah, I'd charge the money. Because as well, I wouldn't want to be the richest person in the world. There's always something with this guy. There's always something ridiculous with this guy. Let him land, man. How is it ridiculous? Sorry, go on. It's like, if you're the richest person in the world, that comes with so much shit. That's a lot of...

responsibility and people are gonna like why is it a lot of response why do you think it's a lot of responsibility because like for example people like elon musk is the richest now i think um people criticize him and say like oh mate you could literally cure world hunger for 30 mil why you're not doing it and all that sort of stuff he has a lot of shit against him a lot of people hate him because he is the richest person in the world there's a lot of stuff what comes with it i wouldn't want that

It just comes with a lot of backlash, I think, because people would just think you're not doing well, you're not doing good stuff with the money. - 'Cause they say that like- - I'd hate it. - Elon Musk is the richest in the world, but he's the only publicized richest in the world. A lot of people think like the Saudi guys and all them are like trillionaires, but they just don't publicize how much they have. So like you could be one of them 600 Billy, no one knows how much you got.

I also think as well, after a certain amount of money... It's all the same? Yeah, you can't buy anything more. Yeah, after like... Do you know what I mean? I'd say after... If you've got like...

- I don't even know. Five billion. - Yeah. - Like 600 billion. To me, 600 billion and five billion are literally the same thing. - To be honest, I'd even say after like a hundred mil. - You're wrong. - No, you're wrong. - Mate, after a hundred mil. - You haven't tasted it. - You're wrong. - You're wrong. - You're wrong. - I think so. - A billion is a different thing. You're wrong. A day for free, you're wrong.

Yeah. Stop out there, Ellis. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. Because 100 mil, bro, like you can categorically buy a yard, just one yard. For 100 mil. For 100 mil. Yeah. They're selling yards in New York for like 200 million. Yeah, super yachts and shit. Yeah, bro. Yeah, super yacht, 150 million. That's like a standard super yacht as well. Maybe one bill then, past one bill. Nothing. It's all the same, man. It merges into the same thing. Yeah, tax bracket's the same.

Yeah. I would use the money as well. Well, remove the money. I can't. My teeth? You can't lose your teeth. I can't lose my teeth and I can't lose the good stuff. Yeah, I can't. I can't. Guts. Yeah. Forever. Yeah, that's insanity. Oh, God.

- Oh God, yeah. - I'd rather be poor. - Yeah, there's no point. - Damn, good question. - No point, very good question. - Fair, right guys, let's charge it there. - Yes sir. - Fun episode, good episode. As always, head on over to patreon.com/shitsandgigs to digest some of our extra content and as always, love, love, love. - Bye.

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