SOMETHING TOXIC THAT YOU LIKE IN A RELATIONSHIP?! | EP 325 | ShxtsNGigs Podcast
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- That's not to say you're not a good person. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, gerbils are useless, but we love them, you know what I'm saying? - And we're back. - And that's how you start an episode, guys. - That is how you start an episode. - That is how you start an episode. Welcome back to the best podcast in the world. You're tuned into your boy, Fire Lord Fwags and my young gunner, young Jimmy. - Come on. - We also have Ellis, the lyricist,

Editing menace in the building. We have Rem de la Creme also in the building. Yeah. IG question, hurry up. IG question of the week. Let's move it forward because Jimmy's impatient. IG question of the week is, what's something toxic that you like in a relationship? Ooh.

- It sounds yummy. - It did sound yummy at the time. - Oh, it's not yummy? - I know it's juicy, it's juicy, but a lot of people said the same shit, but you know, you have to try and like weed through some bullshit to try and find, you know, some gems, some gems. And we found some gems for you guys today. So what's something toxic that you like in a relationship when she cuts her family off for me? - Oh, you need me, you need me.

Don't give me that kind of power. Don't give me that kind of power. That's too yummy. Cuts her family off. That's juicy. You know it's flames. You know it's flames. Yeah. Shit hits different when she pops up at your job after you've blocked her.

That's toxic. That's not for me. That's not for me either. That sounds like a headache. Yeah. But raw. I can imagine. I can imagine. Yeah. So a man that will tickle them. When she tries to outperform the side chick. Jesus Christ. That's open and honest. When she tries to outperform the side chick. That's open and honest.

- Damn, I thought it was gonna be other way around. - Yeah, well. - Side chick tries to out before the main, but then side chick has no choice. - She wants to keep her job. - She's got no choice. - She's got no choice. - Always has to be up the ante. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, the main trying to outdo the side chick, that's a real one. - Yeah. - That would make me second guess my life decisions. That would make me second guess my life decisions, bro. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's a real one indeed, yeah. - Hmm. - When she gets mad 'cause I made the cashier laugh.

That reminds me of them videos that you see when there's a couple walking, for example, and another lady has dropped a bag and you give her the bag and say, "Oh, thank you." And the wife is like, "Oh, thank you." Throughout the whole video, you close the door, you're like, "Oh, thank you." You help her open the car, you're like, "Oh, thank you." - Bro, I saw a- - I saw a TikTok yesterday. - Yeah. - Where some guy was at one beach club with his business. - Yeah, yeah. - And he told the waiter, "Oh, in 10 minutes, bring me a shot." - Okay. - And say it's from a girl.

Boy over and was like, oh, it's from one of the lovely ladies. I can't tell you who it's from. And he was like, oh, safe, safe. The wife grips it. She's like, yeah, yeah. Thanks. Thanks. Back to it. She's a fucking bitch.

- Why you so mad? - Why you acting jealous? - I was preordained anyway, relax babes. I was just testing you. - I was just testing you, make sure. - See if you still love man and cat. Don't give me that kind of power. - That's too saucy. - Don't give me that kind of power. Not in public as well. - I'll grab some. - I'll grab some. - I'll grab some. - I'll grab some. - Fuck it out. - What do you mean I'm yours?

- What do you mean I'm yours? - Oh yeah, you're getting lips. - All right, back to it. What's something toxic that you like in a relationship? Knowing he's watching my location as soon as I leave the yard. That's not for me. - It's also not for me, but fair. I know, yeah, I do know some girls like that stuff. Yeah, yeah, location. - Feel protected, yeah. - Yeah, I'm like, yeah, give me that location. I wanna make sure you're safe.

She's like, all right, daddy. Quaking. Fam? Quaking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. None of that one hour shit. Yeah, yeah. Eight hours. Live. I've been here live all day. Live location. Next eight hours. All day. When she's on top going crazy, then suddenly stops and says, you love this pussy, don't you? That's a bit of me. That kind of chat right there makes my sensey sensey. Sensey, yeah. It makes my sensey sensey.

- Oh my God. - You love this pussy, don't you? Oh, it stops, you know? - Stuff like that makes me want to squeeze until ribs start crying. - Yeah, bro. - It locks a demon in me, fam. - Yeah, fam, fam, fam. - Do you remember the first Hulk movie with Eric Banner? - I do remember, but I don't remember if I remember it. - But in that movie, they had it where the angrier Hulk gets, the bigger he gets. And he was like fighting the dogs, do you remember? And then one of the dogs bit him. He had these mutant ass dogs.

They were like Hulk dogs. And one of them bit him and he got so vexed that he like popped his shoulder. Like it got bigger and bigger and bigger and broke the dog's jaw. It was one of the illest fight scenes I've seen. - Oh, I can't remember. - Bro, it was sick. - I can't remember. 'Cause I've only seen that original Hulk movie once. - Oh, I've seen it a few times. I went to cinema when I was a kid. - Fair enough. The one, not the one, is Tim Roth in it? Or am I capping? - Who's Tim Roth again?

Tim Roth is the bread that's enlightened me. He's in a couple of... No, no, no, no, no. Tim Roth's in the... The one with Tim Roth is The Incredible Hulk, I think. Maybe that's the one I've seen. I haven't seen the original. Hulk is...

The Incredible Hulk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I think it's just Hulk might be the first one. Yeah. Because it's pre-Marvel. Pre-Marvel shouts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, yeah. The bigger... My point being, the more vexed he gets, the bigger he gets. That's how I'd feel with that. You love this pussy, don't you? I'll be squeezing and squeezing and squeezing and squeezing. The harder I get, the stronger I get. That's exactly how it would be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Until something cracks. Fair enough, fair enough, fair enough. All right. Um...

I don't know why, but getting snatched out the club by my man is gushy. I bet it is. I'm not snatching anyone out the club because my pride won't let me. None of this whole, I'm not the chasey boyfriend. Yeah. I'm not the like, you think you can run around and be a hoe. Yeah. Not under my watch. Yeah. I'm like, leave. Fucking leave. I'll just get in the car. Yeah. Facts. Yeah. I'll just get in the car. Yeah. But I can imagine. I can imagine. I can imagine. Drapes. What do you think you're doing? Yeah. Over the shoulder. We're going home.

You think you can have this much leg out? You're mad, we're going. I can imagine, yeah. Overshot is nuts. Yeah. Overshot is nuts. Yeah, Overshot is crazy. The gifts and dates after I catch him cheating. That's crazy. That's a talk straight she loves. But he's got, he's life patterned. All he has to do is- He can just cheat, make up, and then clap.

That's nuts. That's the most nuts thing I've heard. Toxic. She likes it. She loves it. That's crazy. When the slaps transcend outside of the bedroom. Wow. Okay. Domestic. Yeah, bro. Domestic V. Bro, that's what she likes. She likes a bit of DV. She's going to say DMV. Yeah, I was going to say DMV. A little bit DV. That's crazy talk. That is crazy talk. Getting bitten and threatened and not necessarily in that order.

That's BDSM. Yeah. That's nuts. Okay. When she lies to her friends about being with me. Oh, I'd love that one. Yeah. I would love that one because I'm wrong for you. I'm wrong for you. I'm right for you in all other aspects. I'm right for you in all other aspects. I'm what you need. Facts. Wow.

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Yeah, Fanny Flats. I'm seeing a running trend. Yeah, they love violence. Yeah. They want a bossy boss. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They want to tremble. That's what they want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They really, they enjoy it. Yeah, they want to be Rapunzel. Just in a castle. Don't fucking move. Don't fucking move until I say so. Until I fucking say so. This is crazy, bro. Keep your head out the fucking window. Yeah. Keep your head out. I don't want any of these niggas to come see me. I don't want any of these dirty niggas seeing you. Get your head out the fucking window. Get your head out the window.

- Oh boy. - That's jokes. Fuck it up. Ties in well. Criminal past, but treats me like a princess. - Jesus man. - When he humiliates me in public, that shit has me dripping. - Define humiliates. - Family, I didn't- - Define humiliates. - I didn't expand, that's what she said. - 'Cause I will make you buckle. If you wanna get gushy, I'll kick the back of your heel. - Facts. - That's crazy.

All right, next one. Codependency. I love a bitch who can't live without me. This is literally a running theme. It is. Damn. It really is. If I swing on him and he restrains me, sexy. If I swing on him and he lets it connect. Oh, wow.

That's bad. That lets it connect sweetly. She just swings for a man's joy. And she's like, yuck. You actually just let me bang you in your face. But if you strain me, I'm yours. Yeah, hold her there. What do you think you're doing? What do you actually think you're doing? What do you think you're doing? Come on, man. I've got a few more. When he can make me beg for forgiveness, even though he was in the wrong.

This, I'm gonna let you know now, this thread's bringing out the worst in me. - Yeah, it's bringing out the demon. - I'm not proud of what's going on in here. - Yeah, it's the demon, yeah, yeah. A lot of science. - Wow. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I feel like I just ate a devil fruit. I'm salivating here. Wow. - When no means yes every single time. - Jesus Christ. - Hmm. - Go on, go, go, go, go, go. - Begging for a cream pie when he knows I'm not on any contraception.

That one there. I could have wrote that myself. That one there. I will turn super saiyan in there. I will turn super. I'll still pull out, but I'll turn super saiyan in there. That is crazy. When he knows I'm not in any contraception. He says, daddy cream pie me. I'd lose my mind. I'd lose it all. Yeah, I couldn't hear stuff like that. I'd lose it all. That's how you get trapped.

That's what you have to That's how these NFL dons get Facts Rappers NFL players NBA stars Footballers That's how all these men Get trapped Two words Cream pie me Begging Please Men are so weak When our sense He's been rubbed Men are so weak It's

such a nightmare and it's so pathetic. - It is. - But you can't help it. And the thing is when you're in it, you know what you're doing. - Facts. - You know how wrong it is. - It's sweet. - And it just, oh mate, it just makes so much sense at the moment. - For those seconds. - And as soon as it's done, you're like, wow. - I need to reverse everything that has happened. - Bro, I wanna drapes the Dyson immediately.

Just clean up. This can't continue. But then next week, I'll run it back. Oh, God. Yeah. We're weak, bro. Yeah, pathetic. All right. I've got a couple more. What's something toxic that you like in a relationship? When she uses her talents instead of apologizing and taking accountability. Just hair tied up. Yes. Yeah. You know what time it is. You just know what time it is. Don't be mad at me. Hair tied up. Looking up. Don't be mad at me. The looking up is. Yeah, yeah. Don't be mad at me. Say less. No.

I hate this thread. Go on, finish up. Last but not least, when my man gets jealous and threatens to kill people, nothing makes me feel more feminine. This is crazy. Every girl wants a bad man and a soldier. Bro, that's all I'm hearing. Every girl wants a bad man and a soldier. But welcome to the show, guys.

Welcome back, guys. That was a saucy little start. That was a saucy one. I bet everyone was locked in. Living rooms are quiet. Quiet. Locked in. And their partners are looking at each other. And all you hear is, ah. Yeah. Slow down, baby. Slow down, baby. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. If I was watching this with the love of my life, banging in the head. Oh, facts. Cream pie me, even though he knows I'm not on any contraception. And if homegirls watching now I'm here are like, facts.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm doing, what's that movie called? - "Bruce Almighty." - Yeah, bro. Bro, clothes are getting flung. - "Bruce Almighty." - Yeah, the warranty on the sofa is about to, yeah. - Yeah, mad. - Yeah, mad. Anyway, introduce these guys, man. - So guys, welcome back. Thank you for coming back to episode 325 or seven, whatever. - Five. - Three, two, five. - Three, two, five, this is? - This is three, two, five. - Peng.

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Hilarious. That's what your boys want. Anyway. Anyway. Wow. What's going on today? It's Elisa.

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Before we get into the top five. Talk to me, daddy. I've got... Thank you. I know, I never say that. Thank you. You never do. I never do. Come on. You're welcome, sir. Man, you've got funny flatters. Rawr. Wow. It only took four years. Yeah. All right, bear. I don't know what to say. Imagine... Okay. Anyway. Where was I, bro? Where was I? Class. That's the funniest intro. Anyway. So...

Daddy got his body fat percentage done today. Okay. With his PT. Turns out I'm a little fat, you. I'm going to be honest with you, man. I'm not going to tell you about what the percentage is, but daddy's a little chunky monkey. Okay. Yeah. I'm not impressed. Okay. So all I'm going to say is...

I did it the old school way, skin caliper. When I say my PC grabbed my stomach. - Oh, see no, I'm doing it myself. That's violation. - I have not been violated like that in years. - That's a violation. - Man told me lift up my thing. - And drape stuff. - I hold up my thing like this. - Like a hell of a yacht. - Like this. - I don't know if it's a yeah. And I was like, "Heh, heh."

Mouth open drooling. I did. Man said, yeah, just on the left. Just grabbed it. Pinch that bitch. I said, raw, that hurts. Took it. Did the weights. Did the measurements. All that. Check the thing. The percentage number I saw. Wow. Swear. Fat you. Okay. So I said it before. I'm going to keep saying it. Yeah. Ends today. Okay.

this listen listen you might can laugh it up okay the next time you man see me naked yeah i'm gonna have that yummy tummy the next time you bitches see me naked you're gonna say that's that yummy tum say less so daddy yum time is where we're going for the rest of this year okay daddy yum time is where it's at okay because i'm gonna get i'm gonna slice that percentage in half okay and um i'm gonna have that

- Washboard. - Yeah, lickable. So that's where I'm at. That's where I need to be at. Daddy, young time, rest of 2023. 'Cause I was appalled with what I saw. - Yeah, when you're like faced with your own fear like that, you've got no choice but to do something about it. - It's facts as well 'cause this is science we're looking at. This is not how I feel. - Yeah, it's not your made up. - This is not me in the mirror with waistband marks thinking what's going on. - There's nothing.

- You're humbling than looking at yourself naked in a mirror. - Bro, there's nothing in this world. - Just red waistband marks all over me thinking, what is this? That's one thing. But when science says you're a little poo poo. - Yeah, science proves it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little puffy jaunt. Bro, it will wake you up. It will wake you up from your sleep. When I say I trained after that, bro, I hit incline dumbbell press.

40, I think we did the 42 kilos. - Nice. - Four sets of eight clean. - Nice. - I could have done a fifth set. - Nice, well played to us. - Strong today. - Good. - That, telling you bro, that tummy time woke me the fuck up. - Okay. - So I'm on it from now. I mean, I've been on it, but I'm on it on it. - Even more so. - Carrot sticks and hummus, that's what your boy's on. - Okay, say less. - Bro, the worst feeling I felt.

To get pinched and hurt like that And then hurt again like that Humiliation I'm not on it I can imagine Anyway top five Top five indeed Remind us of the scores Ellis please sir It's getting boring You man can't let him Say stuff like that I might take a week off I'm throwing it at it It wouldn't make a difference I might take a week off

Ellis, what's the scores, please? 13-7-3. 13-7-3. All right. All right, bet. Wow. That's fucking appalling. Fucking ridiculous. Right, guys. You know the drill at home. Grab your board markers or whatever or play in your head however you want to play. But as per usual, it's time for top five, top five, top five. And the top five of this week is we've done most followed on Instagram. We are now doing the most followed people on Twitter. And your time starts now.

Right, we all locked here? Yeah. Right. Since you're first, Jimmy, can you give me your top five? So my top five is, I've no ego when I lose this, by the way. I don't know. I've done Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, Elon Musk, Ariana Grande, and I've done The Rock as well. Rem? I've gone Kylie Jenner, Cristiano Ronaldo, Elon Musk, The Rock, and Twitter.

- Yeah, Twitter probably is. - Mm-hmm. - Ellis? - So I've gone for Elon Musk. I've gone for Kanye because- - Good shout. - I know his tweets used to blow up. - Didn't even come into my head. Good fucking shout. - Also on top of that, Donald Trump. - Also another good shout. - He used to tweet a lot of stuff.

- And then these two are better. Pokey main, she's a streamer. - Pokey. - I remember stuff used to come out about all the time. - Big boy streamer. - Yeah, on Twitter. - Huge, huge streamer. - And Belle Delphine as well. 'Cause she, again. - You little horn ball. - You're starving, bro. - I just remember it kicking off.

Top five corn. Say less. All right, just for a recap. Jimmy's gone for Selena Gomez, T-Swizzy, Elon Musk, Ariana Grande, The Rock, Rem, I was going to say Kylie Minogue, Kylie Jenner, Ronaldo, Elon Musk, Musk, The Rock, and Twitter slash X or whatever you want to call it. Ellis has gone for Elon Musk, Kanye, Trump, Pokimane, and Belle Delphine. Righty-roo.

- I heard Belle Delphine has or had an OnlyFans. - I swear. - She was making like a mil a month. - Yeah, I remember it was kicking off. - We spoke about this the other day. I think we spoke about this. I don't know if we spoke about it on the show, but we spoke about this in the studio. - We spoke about it on Reacts. - Ah, there we go. - I see. - Right. Number 10 is Lady Gaga. - Ah, fair. - Number nine is, one of you wrote this down, Donald Trump. - Oh, top 10.

You might always get disappointed when it's not top five. I'm usually like fair play because the amount of times that we've had none in the top five. Yeah, and it comes down to it. Number eight, never heard of this person. Narendra Modi said Indian brother. No idea. Or Narendra. It could be a female. I have no idea. Number seven, T Swizzy. Okay, cool. Cool, cool, cool.

Number six, which no one wrote down, Katy Perry. - Okay. - Surprising. Who cares about Katy Perry? Same with Lady Gaga. Who still cares about these people? - Millions upon millions. - Millions upon millions of people. - Millions upon millions. Where was I? I said Katy Perry number six, right? All right, number five. Now we're down to it. Number five is Rihanna. - Didn't even come into my head. - Number four, which only one of you wrote,

is Cristiano Ronaldo. Well played, Rem. - I was gonna write Cristiano. - But you didn't. Number three, which nobody wrote, is Justin Bieber. - I was thinking Justin Bieber as well. - Number two, again, which nobody wrote, controversial, Barack Obama. - Really? - Yeah. - Barack Obama's number two on Twitter? - Yeah. - Damn! - That's mad. - That's, okay. - Damn! - Yeah. - Okay. - And number one, everyone wrote this.

Elon Musk. Rem won. So, Rem actually did win this one. Well played, Rem. Well played. Well played, Rem. It's about time. It is about time. So, it's 13-8-3, I believe. GG. Damn, bro. 13-8-3. I thought, I just literally thought of one when you were reading. I should have, but it's not in anyway. But I thought of Piers Morgan because he's really controversial. I didn't even think. Is he even in the top 20? He probably won't be in.

Nah I don't reckon he's top 20 Pissed off on his tweets and stuff But he does rub people the wrong way I can see where you're going with that That's what I was trying to When I was writing my answers down I was trying to think of Stuff where like people have been pissed off or Yeah Kanye and Donald Trump Are definitely those kind of people Yeah man For sure

GG. Right, so Fwagsy finally watched Top Boy. Oh yeah, bring up the characters for me please, sir, on ze screen and let me dissect this bitch. I completely agree with what you said about the Irish ting. Pointless. The only reason why there was a point to it was because that was the only way they can get the money again because of, is it when Jack took the money or whatever?

That was the only reason they could get, because they needed money because something else happened with one of their shipments or something. So they stole the money. But the plot was average in that regard. Yeah. But they only stole the money back. The Irish brother took that, because it wasn't money, it was product. Product, yeah, yeah, yeah. So the Irish brother took it from the Moroccans. Moroccans, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which they were working with anyway. So they could have easily just had a normal shipment. Yeah. Put it in Yat's yard. Yeah. And then Jack took it. Yeah, yeah, true, true, true, true, true. We could have just...

- True. - Moved off the, yeah, anyway. - The whole storyline for Stefan was poor. The whole thing should have been related to Brown. Stefan and his brother getting a bit of, at least a bit more revenge against Sully. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - They were showing us his fucking relationship with some little youth.

When they were actually like kissing and stuff and everything, like why are they showing us these? These are actual kids. These are actual children. This is weird as fuck. No one cares about this. They're walking and talking in a park and doing bullshit. This is not character development. This isn't growth for me. I want revenge. It's Top Boy for God's sake. We're watching like love shit. It was-

That in itself. - I didn't mind it that much. - I minded it a lot. I minded it a lot. I think it was a bunch of bullshit. It was all a bunch of bullshit. - I didn't mind it that much, man. I remember what it was like. I like stuff that reminds me of like the whole like, I personally don't have a, this doesn't bode well from what I was saying last week. I don't have an issue with like kid love stuff. Obviously if he's fucking her on camera and they're like underage kids, that's a bit much. Lips in and stuff like that,

It doesn't bother me if they're kids because it's not there to turn me on. Yeah, I get that. But that happened in like the third episode. And I'm thinking all of this shit for him should have been done in the first episode. He's the one that saw his brother get shot. And we're showing him...

Like living his life, not going to school, being in his care home thing and then dating some chick. And like, what are you talking about? Yeah. One thing I will say is they definitely didn't pick a lane with him. They didn't at all. It needed to either be romance, revenge or this roadmanting. What? They did all three. Yeah. He could have just done the roadman and revenge. That's all it needed to be. Roadman and revenge could have been the whole thing. That's all it needed to be. Secondly,

the the mum of the daughter that stefan was um lincoln i don't know who gave her a pay rise this season yeah but she was everywhere yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what's her name mandy or something i can't remember yeah yeah she was everywhere everywhere for no reason that was such she was a pointless character in my opinion and it didn't add or bring anything to the show

In my opinion, again, sorry to cut you off, bro. But in the beginning as well, when they did this whole protesting for my man not to get sent back to Botswana or whatever, who cares? That was the dumbest first episode ever. Because it was a bunch of bullshit. It was all fluff. That infuriated me so much. What other plots were there? The thing with Jack never would have happened.

It never would have happened in real life. Like if this was road, Jack would never do that. - Yeah. - I feel like writing that thing was poor. - The whole like, sister, she didn't, I think, yeah, she didn't go off the rails enough with her sister's death to justify this crazy of a move. - Facts bro. - And then she didn't even make it to the corner shop before she changed her mind. - It's like, come on. - And it was crazy. - It was crazy bro. I'm trying to think what other characters or what other situations pissed me off.

I'm dead ass, bro. What did you like, bro? I liked a few bits. I feel like I only liked bits of the storyline, i.e. with obviously Deshane and Sully's little beef between themselves. I feel like that was good. I did like Jack's character in general as per. As per. I think she was hard as per. She's always good in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I liked... I didn't like the fact that

The brother was out of it. Stefan's brother that went to Leeds. Nothing. - Aaron. Yeah, he just, yeah, yeah. He wasn't in nothing. - Shelly's daughter just disappeared. Remember, Shelly had a daughter in the season before. Just disappeared. She wasn't there. - Oh yeah. She spoke about it there, but she wasn't in it. - She wasn't there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And they didn't even show anything to do with, is it Michael, the brother? Michael's death.

Is that your name? No, Jamie. Sorry, Jamie. Jamie, his real name is Michael, I believe. Jamie, yeah, like they didn't show anything. - Oh yeah, not his funeral. - Nothing. - Not bringing out the body, nothing. - Nothing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's just not in it. - Nothing, and the only reference we had was when Stefan went to the bench to talk to his brother. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's all we had. Like, bro, there were so many plots.

That were just so poorly, in my opinion, poorly written. And I thought it was because of this writer's strike that's been going on. Oh, okay. But then I checked who wrote those episodes. Majority of the episodes were written by the same guy that wrote the rest of all the other seasons. Oh, okay. And I remember seeing a tweet post the release of this season. I can't remember if it was by Ashley Waters or not.

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if it was of a black writer it would have been different like

not like stuff that jars me sometimes because like, it just like, there's nothing wrong with having that opinion, but it needs to be substantiated with something. - Yeah, of course, of course. - Like under like, why? Like, it was one thing to say like, it would be different if they said like, oh, I actually feel like if the writers were from ends, white, black, whatever, if they actually grew up in this lifestyle, they might have written things a little bit different. But just to say black, just in general black.

It's like, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? - I hear that. - Because it's not like, because like there isn't, that would make sense if this is a show about racial discrimination or things that black people go through that you have to have a black perspective to understand. Not everyone in the show is black. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So it's like, it's not even one of them. So stuff like that confuses me sometimes. - I feel like they were using that as a scapegoat to,

find a different narrative because they knew this writing, this season's writing was poor. - Was just dead, fair. - Do you see what I'm saying? And in comparison, obviously you said you're Rem, you said you're on season one now. - I'm way behind bro. - Once you catch up to this one, you'll realize what I'm saying about how poor the plot was for this season in comparison to the others. 'Cause you didn't really need to watch. When I was watching it, I said to myself, I didn't really even need to watch the past two seasons to understand what's happening. 'Cause they're not even following "Wa Guan." Do you see what I'm saying? - Yeah, they're just doing stuff. - They're just doing stuff.

They're just doing stuff. They had an opportunity to make six brilliant Game of Thrones level episodes for this kind of show. And they fucked it. In my opinion, they fucked it. They didn't pick any lanes whatsoever. They did like three riots in six episodes. For who? Who cares, bro? It's like they... It seemed like to me they needed to... I don't want to say whether they did or didn't do it. They needed to reverse engineer the writing. Like...

what's the end, what's happening at the end? And then where are we now? What's happening at the end? And how are we, like, how are we getting there? Because it seemed like they just had like 11 things going on and then all ended up, like all these 11 paths all ended up to this one thing. None of them were connected in any way. It's just 11 completely different stories that ended up with Sully getting shot at the end. Yeah. The one thing that took my breath away was, yeah,

When Shelly came back to the yard and DeShane obviously has really murked my man, his lawyer, whatever it was. And he's by the sink just huffing and puffing.

And he said, what's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? Oh, we can talk about it. Is it the money? Blah, blah. Did you get it? He's like, fuck the nail shot. I burst out laughing. Fuck the nail shot, man. I just lost 2.1 M's. Yeah, bro. Fuck. No, 15 M's. He lost 16 M's. I lost 15 M's. You're talking about 2.1. Yeah. Fuck the nail shot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, bellowed. Bellowed. That made me laugh as well because I was thinking, fuck.

- Facts. - Facts. - Bro. - My life's over. - My life is on the line and you're talking about some nine bar petty bullshit. - Yeah, yeah. - The fuck? - Yeah. - Oh, I was so sweeted. And when he tried to re-up it, when he got the money back

and he sherry was like oh it's over i'm going packing this stuff and whatever and he said oh is this about the nail bar thing he has no respect for bro he actually doesn't is it about the nail yeah he basically said fuck you in your life facts and then when she's upset he's like what's wrong what's wrong is it is it about the stupid little nail nail team i'll get you all your money man i've got the money say less fuck man why are you crying all the time

But yeah, those two points sweeted the life out of me. Oh yeah, bro. Sweeted the life out of me. The amount of TikToks I keep seeing, of the replay, of the, I want to give you the money. You're a liar. You're a liar. Hilarious. The memes are funnier than the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The memes are so much more funnier than the show. Oh, bro. Even though the show's not meant to be funny, but you know what I mean, man? I want to give you the money. Yeah, like-

It was mad as well. It was like the whole like, even the bit where Sully being, pulling up on him and being like, you're retiring right now. He didn't retire for shit. He didn't.

He's retired for like half of one episode. And every single time he was like, I'm rolling, I'm rolling, I'm rolling. And there was no real reiteration of Sully being like, big man, I told you you're retired. Shut the fuck up. You're not rolling to nothing. Deshaun would say one time, I'm rolling. And Sully would be like, oh, fine. And it's just like, what was the point in it then? There was no point in even saying he's retired. Like it was just, oh, there's so much irrelevance in the show, but. They could have made it so much better. Considering it's the last one and we have to now depict who actually killed Sully or whatever.

- It might be it was Jack 100%. - Yeah, yeah. - That's what I thought. - It was Jack or Irish retaliation because nothing happened with that. There was no retaliation. There's supposed to be this massive hard gang. - Oh, yeah. - Nothing happened. - True, true, true. - They got moved to and yeah, no clap backs. The amount of murders that go on in this show untouched. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, true. - The justice system in Top Boy, in the Top Boy universe, the justice system in the Top Boy universe is brazy. - Yeah, yeah, it doesn't exist. - Is it worse than Swarm? - Swarm? - Yeah. - What's Swarm? - Swarm where she dappies. - Oh, I haven't seen Swarm.

The Beyonce thing? Yeah, yeah. She kills. She goes on a matter. She kills people. Oh, damn. Okay, fair. Fair. But yeah, that was my top boy breakdown. Average. Average. Fair. Okay, Rem, trash news for us, please. Yeah, boy. So, the man who died without knowing what a woman looked like.

Hmm. Hmm. A Greek Orthodox monk, Mihailo Tolotos, I think, lived his entire life of 82 years without ever seeing a woman due to the strict rule of the monastery he lived in on Mount Athos, which banned women from entering. He was abandoned as an infant and adopted by the monastery. He never left the walls of the monastery. Hmm.

Jesus. He's never seen a ting in his life. A ting. Now,

Obviously, first, I was livid for him. But you can't miss what you've never had. Yeah, I was going to say. He must have lived in harmony. Tranquility, fam. That's the comments that are saying he lived in peace. Yeah, fam. There was nothing going on in his life that was going to bring him stress or nothing like that. Stress but joy. But...

My mind's just thinking outside the box here. So there are people in this, what do you call it? - It's a monastery. - In the monastery. But he, only he didn't see a woman. - None of them have seen it.

Women aren't allowed in But he was abandoned as an infant And left at the door of this monastery Yeah so most people turn up there As adults They would have seen some things That's what I'm saying A couple of them I could have informed my man Are you missing out? That's the only way I can see him Deep in the need to see a woman What he's missing out on As opposed to this tranquility thing He ain't gonna believe them though Because they're there with him

- Yeah. - You can never tell me I'm missing out when you're coming to me. You're stuck here. You've decided never to see a ting again. - Valid point, valid point. - You can't sell them to me when you've left them behind. - So get out there then. - Why are you here? - Show me them. - Take them to me. - Oh, I've never seen a ting in his life. - Air frown. - Yeah, you're right. You can't miss what you never had, but.

At the same time. - I would have an innate. - There's a hole in me. - There's a hole in me. I don't know how to fill it. - There's something, you don't know what it is, you're missing it. But at the same time, I'm thinking by the time he turned about, I don't know, say 13, 14, the morning glories that my mum must've been getting. - He sucked someone off, I promise you. - I promise you now. - Without even realising.

He saw someone's cheeks and his brain couldn't make sense of it. Yeah. Someone's touch is sensitive. Yeah. There's no way he made it all his life going through hormones of a teenager, just horny as fuck and didn't clap someone's cheeks. He's ejaculated somewhere. Yeah. He needed to go. I promise you, he's seen a grown man's, yeah, his bunions.

And said fuck His brain just Just connected the dots Yeah Said that's That's what's waking me up In the morning He's banged One of the brothers in there I'm telling you That's crazy Jesus Right what are the What are the comments Zoom in for me please Happiest man to ever live Yeah He lived the most Peaceful life Of any of us All the guys who get Cheated on post About how happy He must have been Raw Raw Rub one out for bro Rub one out for bro Ha ha ha

That's jokes. Today we call them Redditors. Facts. A kind of convoluted way to say he died a virgin, but go off, I guess. People who comment say the most crazy shit. Yeah, I bet he's fun at parties. Bro.

- Happy life. Yeah, man. - All right, man. Fair enough. - Fair enough. - Fair play to him. - Here's what it is. But yeah, that's not a life I'm trying to live. - Yeah, I'm trying to live that. - Baddies? - But you don't know. You don't know what baddies are. You don't know what a BBL is. You don't know what double Ds are, bro. They've not been put in your face before. So what are you missing?

- That day would have rocked his world. - Literally. - That day would have rocked his world. - He could never step out of that monastery and see a BBL. - No. - He couldn't. - On day one? - He couldn't, he'd fall to his knees. - He would break the pavement. - And break the pavement. - And never return. - Nah bro. - He's never returned into that dunya. - A BBL and you've never seen a ting before. That's crazy. - Faulty as well. - Nah, of course. - Faulty as well. - Oh, you'll collapse. - I said he would break the pavement.

That's jokes. Wow. Oh, that's long. That's too much. That is too much. Bless him. All right, cool. Am I the asshole? Am I? My mother, 55. I, male, 22, have always had a rocky relationship. But I still stay with her and her new husband because I can't live on my own as my salary doesn't allow it. Context, lives in South Africa. She insisted I pay three bags rent

obviously in their currency and my salary is only five bucks. I don't need, sorry, I don't mind doing my part in the house as I understand inflation is bad. Though I'm trying to save up money for my studies next year. I have no credit. I won't be granted any student loan.

Over the years, she's accumulated debt beyond her ability to pay back. And I feel she's using my rent to pay off her debts instead of using it for the house we are, instead of using it for the house as we barely make it to the end of the month.

She was recently diagnosed with cancer and she feels like she feels more entitled than ever to make to take my money for any and all reason. The company I worked for paid out my leave settlement, which was approximately around 20 bags. Her car in brackets, the only one we have broke down and now she can't go for chemo provided by the private medical insurance I pay for in brackets 55. She's had a good run in my opinion.

She's had a good run in my opinion. It's going to cost about 15 and a half bags to fix the car. I work from home and I couldn't be arsed about the car. She's hinting at me to pay for the repairs. I didn't want to tell her about the money I got from work, but she overheard it in a conversation which I had with my manager. She likes to eavesdrop. Am I the arser for not helping them fix the car as I want to use the money for my studies? Okay, first of all...

- Sorry. - Your lips are twitching, boy. You don't know what to say. - First of all, this, use it for my studies. Shut the fuck up. - Okay. - Shut the fuck up. As such a throwaway comment to like- - To balance the scales. - Moral high ground. - Yeah, yeah, okay. - I wanna use it for my studies. Like what? Excuse me. And with everything that's going on, we're not talking about studies. Your mom can't go to chemo. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - So, so Matt said,

I'm concerned that she's using my rent money to pay off her debts and I'm vexed about it because we're not making it. We're not barely making it into the month yet.

A car broke down and she wants me to pay for it. But since her car broke down, she can't get to chemo. But I don't need this fucking car. So why am I paying for it? And she's 55. So if she dies, she's had a decent life. This is mad. Yeah, he's an asshole. This is not up for discussion. The man said, chemo shmimo. Long story short is what he said. It's your business.

This chemo has nothing to do with me. - Yeah, she's had a good run. It's brazy. - Wow, 55. I think she's had a good run. - That's brazy. - Basically God's calling you and your air in him. Go, this card thing is a sign. Go, go and die. - Damn. - That's too much. - It is too much. - And all of this is when he can't afford his own yard. - Yeah. - From when you can't afford your own yard and you're kicking up stink like this, shut the fuck up.

literally shut the fuck up because it's all this like, why should I have to do this? Why should I have to do this? Why should I have to do this? Your mom can turf you out tomorrow and you're fucked. Facts. So literally, I can understand sometimes as a child, like when you have to,

When you feel like your parents should be looking after you and you have to start looking after your parents when you're not mentally in that state. I can see sometimes when it's frustrating and you're finally getting money. Like you've never had money. As soon as you start getting money, it's take, take, take, take, take, take. I can imagine that is the most frustrating thing of all time. But quick check, like,

Get your priorities straight. Your mom's got cancer. Let's sort it out. Yeah, I feel like him being 22, I don't think he realized how much he still needs his mother in his life. Or like a parent regardless. If you can't even afford your own yard and you're living in your mom's house, stop crying. Facts. Because you both need each other. Facts.

- Facts, more than you know. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, she's taking all my money for rent and she's using it to pay off the thing. Doesn't matter. - It doesn't matter. - I don't know what my landlord used my rent for. You can use it to do whatever the fuck you want. I shut up and I pay the rent so I can keep a roof over my head. - Facts, facts. - So don't be worried about what she's spending the money on, my bro.

Yeah, open a shot. There's nothing I need to add. I just had to read it out, bro. Fucking hell. What a little bellend. Audacious. Little bellend. Audacious. You are the arsehole. Little bottom boy. Yeah, you're the bottom boy. Bottom boy bitch. Yeah, get your own yard, you little bottom boy. Facts. That's a new insult from now on if you fuck up. Yeah, that is the SNG official insult. Little bottom boy. You little fucking bottom boy. Right, anyway. So you've got a thread for us, Fuhad. I have got a thread. So the thread is...

When did you realize your supposed friend actually hated you? This was all over Twitter. This is my thread that I had as well. Oh, swear. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got pictures and I've got the thread as well. So you might as well just lump him in this one as well. All right, bet. Let me find it. I've got pictures. When she moved in with my boyfriend. Saw that one. Brazy. Not funny. Brazy. Right. This one sweeted me. All right, hit me. Man said...

I lost, bear in mind, right, quick, quick pause. This is a South African thread, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. These man was spitting Swahili in this bitch. Bro! Bro! I couldn't keep up with this thread, bro. I could not keep up with this. Sound effects. Bro! Sound effects.

Fam clicks galore. Making it universal. I want to enjoy it too. Half English, half mouth noises. South Africans, we love you. Yeah, facts. We know you love us. Yeah, yeah. Make it easy for us. We're trying to help you. Help you help us and vice versa. There was one I wanted to read in here, but half of it was just

Sorry, chipperish. - I was literally gonna say chipperish 'cause it can't translate on the show. - I can't read it. It was pissing me off. It starts off juicy and then it's just bare brrrr. And then someone comment brrrr. Oh fuck. - And you know it's juicy. - Yeah, 'cause they're all kicking off in there. Just bare bras. - That's jokes. - Right, so anyway, this one. Lost my car in 2021.

This where I couldn't wait to tell people how my car got repossessed because I couldn't afford it. We saw a similar car and he said, remember when you were driving that thinking you were a mayor? It said everyone burst out in laughter. Thinking you were the mayor. Wow. That's an insult. What? That's an insult. You could never speak to me like that. Do you remember when you had that car, you thought you were the mayor? Yeah.

- Oh, that would make me scream. - That's so condescending. - It is, oh beyond. - You remember you got that car you couldn't even afford and you thought it would do fucking big boy. - Now look at you. - Look at you, bottom boy. - Bottom boy facts. - Bottom boy bitch. - Facts bro. - Oh God. All right, go on. - When a friend said to me, even if you upgrade your qualifications, you won't find a job.

You don't believe in me. You don't believe in anything I do. You can be as qualified as you want. You're not going to find a job. You're not going to get a job. Why would anyone hire you? Bro. Why would anyone hire you? Bro, don't talk to people like that, man. Bro, this one's sweetened me. So we attended her boyfriend's friend's wedding. Okay. So they booked us a room at a guest house because the wedding was 40 kilometers from town. Okay. And we would be drinking from the Friday. Okay. Okay.

On the Saturday, in the wee hours, we decide to go and sleep because we were sloshed. 15 minutes later, the boyfriend comes in. In my head, I'm thinking he's just coming in to check on us. They start making out. And next thing, she's touching me too. Fam, reply. One guy, and then? And then? Why has the story stopped here? What happened after she started touching you? Oh, Jesus. Fair enough.

Alright, when she got drunk and started telling me how useless I was in her life. Can you imagine? Bro.

We just get tipsy and I'm opening up, having a heart to heart. And you think it's the safest of spaces. The safest of spaces. Judgment free. And I start saying, bro, thank you so much for the last few years. Everything's like, bro, I'm not going to lie to you. You're just irrelevant. You've been so useless. Useless in my life. I love that we have the kind of relationship where I can just say these things. But like, you're just so useless. I can't.

And I'm like, and then when you're like, what? I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let me land, let me land, let me land, let me land. You actually are though. And it's not even like targeted. It's just like facts. You are useless. But that's not like- That's not to say you're not a good person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gerbils are useless. But we love them. You know what I'm saying? You're fucking useless, bro. But hey. Safe space. Yeah, safe space and all that. Spud, yeah. Spud, yeah. Oh my God.

You can't. You just can't, bro. Up from the jump. Bro, I'm assuming this is the girl's name. It's a congee. Okay. That one had my girl's number saved as target on her phone.

Wow Target Wow Wow Imagine I couldn't Wow Target Target Okay that's Wow That's a betrayal Bro Secret agent That's a betrayal She's thinking You're not my brethren You're my man And this bitch is a target Wow

Target. That's crazy. Women will actually save shit in their phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They will actually just save numbers as crazy, crazy shit. As whatever they want. Whatever they want. And it's just related. They don't fear the consul guns of anyone seeing it. It's nuts. Target's crazy. When she didn't tell me that her friend was dating my boyfriend behind my back. How do you even digest that? So that's...

Rem's banging your girl. And I know about it. And I'm just not saying anything. You're just not saying anything. It's literally nothing to do with me. It's literally nothing to do with me. That's disgusting. In all aspects, it's disgusting. I wouldn't know who to trust anymore. I'd have to live in a bungalow by myself. A bungalow? Because I'll be so scared. What are these stairs for? What are these stairs for, bro? I need a one-way passage. What are these stairs for? It's just jokes. What are these stairs for?

jesus christ oh jesus right when she didn't tell me that my girl was seeing someone else more wealthier well oh facts bro spell first spell and then keep your girl facts more wealthier all right the day he got married and never said a word to me until i saw it on facebook after the wedding

You can never get married. You can never get married. Post the pics and then me see you. And just rock up to work on Monday. And just me see you on Facebook of all places. Happiest day of my life. Happiest day of my love with the people that I love. I would be so offended. I don't think you man can understand the feeling I would feel. Feeling grateful.

To all who attended, feeling grateful. I would be so offended. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's nothing that I... You couldn't tell me anything. Topsy-turvy. There's nothing you can say to me. Bro, my universe has gone upside down. There's nothing anyone could say to me. This whole friendship's been a lie. Yeah, 100%. Jesus Christ. 100%. That's all I got. Random one. Straight to the point. When he asked to smash my girl. Oh.

- That is straight to the point. - Straight to the point and no one understands. - Oh, brazen. - Bro, let me smash your girl, please. - Brazen, brazen. - Let me smash your girl, please. Please, please, please, please, please. Let me bang your girl. - We can't be friends. - There's nothing to it. Right. This one's sweet with me. Nah, I was the hating friend because all the people I was close to left me and became close together. So basically I'm the common denominator.

- That's tough. - That is tough. Especially when you've deeped it, but there's a stage where you deep it but don't believe it. But when you deep it and see it, world crumbles. - Fam, when I'm falling out with Ellis, I'm falling out with Rem, falling out with Jack, I'm falling out with Jay, I'm falling out with Tobes, I'm falling out with you, all separate arguments. And I'm like, fuck all these man. And then you man are just hanging out together all the time.

That realization would be crazy. Yeah. But you jump into the canal. For sure. That algae infested canal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll chew up all the poison because I wanted to end today. Yuck. Yeah. That's crazy. And who's consoling me? No, you've got nobody left. I'm telling you bungalow, no stairs. Facts. Literally don't need stairs. Yeah. Right.

Not hate, but on my graduation day, instead of saying something nice like congratulations, she asked me where I bought my weave because it looked cheap. What? What? Bro. That's some hatred, boy. Facts. Where did you get your weave from? It looked cheap. On my graduation. Wow. That's horrible. So...

- You didn't say it, but like this one sweetened me. So this is obviously the original one. - Yeah. - This is what you, like the first one that you said moved in with my boyfriend, but the two replies. - I got the replies. - You man, this sweetened me. So obviously the title of the thing is, when did you realize your supposed friend actually hated you? Then the one that you said, when she moved in with my boyfriend, then she replied and said, no way. She said, yes. And she has the same surname as yours. I'm triggered.

I remember seeing that one. Fuckin' hell, that made me laugh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He actually has the same surname as yours. I'm triggered. I'll be waiting for something to come next. Facts. Wow. Facts. Okay, cool. Jesus. Well, that's the end of today's programming. It is. Thank you for coming, guys.

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I'm convinced he's cheating because he just seems to. - I haven't seen him. - So can. - Yeah, he seems to. - He's not broken down once. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's only for the strong. - Oh. - Oh, say that. - He hasn't blinked since he said that. - What a way to end the episode. - It's only for the strong. - Say less, Ellis. Say less. Say less. What day are you on by the way before you lock it off? - I'm on. - He's biting Jimmy. - I wanna pop my knuckles off. - I'm on day 24.

- Fair. - Wow, that's phone by. - It has gone quick. Three and a bit weeks. Man said it's only for the struggle. Let's wrap this bitch up. Let's wrap this bitch up. - I'm not gonna lie to you, man. - Let's wrap this bitch up. - I can't be spoken to like that. 'Cause I'm charred because I'm not gonna do it, but you're egging me. 'Cause I'll do 76. Wow. Wow, I'll do 76. That's pissed me off. But anyway, thank you guys. We'll see you on Thursday. Love, love, love.

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