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Guys! Girls! Welcome in. Welcome back. Right, before we get into the question of the week, I have stuff to get off my chest. Cool. Pause. So, as many of you will have seen, and a lot of you may not have seen, that on our most recent Log Cabin episode, well, by the time this comes out, on one of our most recent Log Cabin episodes, we went and did a Ninja Warrior challenge. Yes. Well, go on.
I'm just gonna put it all on the table. I think I discussed this briefly with you guys before but the time is now to really get it off my chest. Okay. I was too concerned about looking good and Uno Reverse made myself look bad. The comments concurred. The comments concurred. Yeah. They agreed and it's unaligned. Someone said James skipped every PE lesson. I said
Hang on. Yeah. Yeah. They don't know I'm athletically gifted. Yeah. And I'm just let it, I let the whole, I let my crest down. Crest. I let my house down. So yeah, I went in there and I said it before, I went in there as soon as I saw, I went in there with all the intention. Actually, no, let me start from the beginning. Okay. We went in there and I thought to start off with,
that it was just a me and you ting okay and i knew it was an open invitation for all of the rest of the team in my head it was we'll go head to head and then whoever's not behind the cam bring some kit and then we've got the place you might around while we figure this thing out rem came dressed as spider-man yeah miles morales stop
And I was like, right. What's going on? I felt a little lighthearted. Lawrence rolled his sleeves up to here. - He did. - Yeah. And I was like, right. What's actually all this about? So I thought, all right, cool, cool, cool. And now it's a 1v1v1v1. And I was like, okay, cool. So now it's not just second place, I can come in fourth. So I thought,
all right, I'm ready to actually put some effort in. Let me actually try. I'm a very competitive person. Let me just put it, let's just leave it all on the table. As soon as I saw in that first round that ring twirl you like that, I said...
I promise you, there's literally no way. - That happened and then went, like no one spoke about it again. - No one spoke about it again. I thought it was gonna be the forefront of the entire day. - No. - Your limbs weren't your own. And I was like, I said to you, I'm not doing that. So I'll take my sweet time. Thank you very much. - I made up for it. - Of course you did. Yeah, you did fantastically well. I saw the end product. First of all, Ellis is now back in my good books and Alex is out. 'Cause the way the content was curated,
- The spin. - Yeah, he spanned the... The way we finished on... Obviously, we're supposed to finish on me not making it to the top of the stage. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I did make it. - Yeah. - The way it's outside, he made me look terrible. But it's good for the narrative. - Yeah. - But I will say, after I saw that happen to you, I thought, "I'm not gonna try." And then that carried on too long. And by the time it was time to try, that it was already too tired to try. I look terrible. I look sloppy and ugly and fat.
And most of all, silly. And a bottom boy. Hey. And a pussy. Hey. But, so, off the back of that, I thought, as a new Log Cabin episode, I am going to set a challenge for you, man. Okay. To redeem myself, I'm nervous to recommend it because it could fuck me up. You, Rem, and my brother Lawrence can design an entire gym workout for
based on your strengths. - Okay. - So you can choose to pick an exercise each that you know that you're the best at, or the strongest at, or whatever. Or two exercises each, whatever the fuck you wanna do. And then I will not contribute a single exercise to this workout, and I will beat all of you at this thing.
- Exercise or workout? Sorry. - So the exercise is curated by the three of you combined. - The three of us, sorry. - Okay. - So for example, if you have things he's strongest at bench, he can put bench in. If you think you're strongest at squats, you can put squats in. If Lawrence thinks he's strongest at pull-ups, he can put pull-ups in. I won't put anything in. - Okay, pause. - Pause. Yeah, I'll put one thing in. - The only thing. The one that matters. - The only thing that matters, yeah, I'll put it in.
But, and then I will partake in this. I will challenge, obviously we'll all have to do the entire workout. - Yeah. - But once you get to your selected exercise, God willing, you should be able to beat me at it. I'll beat all of you, all of us at it. - Okay, cool. - And I'm confident that I will do this and I will beat all of you. - Okay. - Beat us all at the specific weights that we all do at our own exercises. - Yeah. - Interesting. - It'd be like a crossover in the same workout.
- Yeah, so it's gonna end up dependent on what everyone's strengths are. Everyone might all decide their best at chest and then it's just a chest workout. Everyone might all decide their best at back or whatever. - True, yeah, so different body parts. - Different body parts. It doesn't have to be different body parts. This is you man's workout. Whatever you wanna do, I'm gonna come in there and I'm gonna smack all of you. - Okay. - Cool. - Cool. - Cool. - I already know one thing I'll beat you at. - Yeah? - Chin ups. - Yeah, I was thinking pull ups for you. - Do you know what's funny is that you man think
I just decided to come in here today and just start saying stuff. You might think I haven't already started doing pull-ups every day. You've been training. You think Ninja Warrior, you think everyone's going to watch that and assume I can't do pull-ups? I've been doing pull-ups. All right. So have we. It wasn't going to be the one thing that I knew you might want to choose. Let's go, bro. All right. Let's go. All right. Pull-ups was the first on my head. All right. I've been doing pull-ups. Wide grip.
Why this grip? Yeah. Facts, bro. Why grip, bro? All right, bro. Bro, pull-ups is a dangerous one to challenge me at, though. Because I've been slacking at it. Rem will tell you, back in the day, I was the king of pull-ups. Okay. I used to pull up to body power and just compete with anyone who was ready. Fair. So I'm down, bro. You ain't lying. Good to hear. I like this ego boost. I didn't like what I saw.
- Neither did I. - I'm gonna lie to you, I didn't like my red either. I was reading this like, not my boy. Not my boy, not my boy, not my boy. They were praising us through it and they left, they kicked into the curb. - Yeah, yeah. - They kicked into the curb. - Bro, I saw what I said. - That was your own demise. - But I deserved it. I deserved it. So now I'm willing to back myself and be like, I'm not going down like that. So I will challenge all you, man. If I lose, I won't call myself daddy for like six months.
- Three months. - I was gonna say that would happen. - Three whole months. - All right, cool. - I'm not gonna use a D word. - Cool. - Cool? - Cool, man. - Cool. - Cool. - Yeah, fair enough. I'm happy with that. Sounds like it's, regardless of the outcome, it will be a very, very good episode because we're all working out.
Yeah, exactly, bro. We're bonding as men, sweating together, cuddling and stuff. Like, it's going to be a sick episode regardless. All right. Pumped up and shit. It has to be a very, very good gym. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was thinking to go old school potentially and maybe go futures in Coventry. Wow. That would be awesome. That would be cool. That would be sick. Throwback. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll speak to Kev. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See what's up. I think that would be cool. All right.
- Cool, you heard it first guys. Potential gym workout log cabin episode coming soon where it's 1v3 and we'll see the outcome. - Yeah man, exciting times. I've got all of America to train for it as well. - Very good point. Very good point 'cause it will be post-America. So yeah, tail end of summer, here we go. - That day I'm gonna be so nervous. - I know. - Yeah, I know. - I'm gonna be very nervous that day. - I know. What's your leg press game saying?
- Leg press. - Not seat like. - The incline press up thing. The last time I did it, I did with my PT. It wasn't fun. I think I did like eight plates a side. - 25s? - Oh, it was a mix of 20s and 25s. I don't know. Let's say they were all 20s. - Let's say they were all 20s, so that's four. Okay, cool, nice. - What's yours saying? - Four something.
- I can do four something for four. - Will the setup be just, you have to beat us for however many reps and sets. - So it can be whatever. So if we're aiming, you guys will set the weight, not the weight, you guys will set the rep range and the set. So we go, we're doing this exercise for three sets of eight. I have to have more completed reps, either more completed reps with the same weight as you or same completed reps with more weight. - Yep, yep, yep. Cool. Sounds good. Sounds good. I think leg press and chin ups will be my two pros. - Yeah? - Yeah.
Cool, exciting I'm very excited Good episode That's gonna be a good episode It's gonna be a good episode I can see the testosterone you're building when you're like okay It's gonna be a good episode bro Okay, cool Yeah Gang, right
So question of the week? Question of the week, yes. And the question of the week this week was, drum roll please. What's a question that's guaranteed to start an argument? This was actually a really good one. This is a really, really, really good question. I've got two, four, six, I've got eight. I've got like 10, I think. Nice, I'll let you go first. Right, what's a question that's guaranteed to start an argument? This is facts. I thought you were on a diet. Huh.
- I'm just asking. I'm literally just asking. I thought you were on a diet. - Yeah. - Yeah, I fucking hate that. - Allow it. I know I'm on a diet, but I'm clearly weak right now. - Yeah. - And I needs this. - Bro, allow it is right, bro. - I needs this. - Just let me carry on. - All right, what's a question that's guaranteed to start an argument? If I die first and you remarry, who are you gonna get buried next to?
- Ooh, I've never even thought about that. - When I saw it, I was like, wow. - Wow indeed. - Who are you gonna get buried next to? - It's such an easy gal as well, 'cause you just say, I won't remarry. - Yeah, but- - I won't remarry. - But she's gonna hypothetically- - Hypothetically just say, come on, it's always 'cause she'll premise it with, I won't get angry. It's hypothetical, it's not even real. - Red flag number one. - Yeah, I won't get angry. I promise you I won't get angry. Just answer the question. - Just answer. - Yeah, cool. What's the question that guarantees that argument? What are we?
- Yep, yep, yep, yep. - I packed my bags, I'm like, "What are we?" - Packed my bags. - If you have to ask and you don't know. - Facts. Just to piggyback off what I said previously, what's a question that's guaranteed to start an argument? Any question that starts with babe, hypothetically speaking. - Oh for God's sake, yeah, 100%. - Hypothetically, yeah, you know it's long. - Next. This one. - Yeah. - First off, has anyone seen my socks? Mum, where did you put them? You think I won't scrap you on the spot?
I'm obviously late for something. Don't ask me stupid questions. - Where did you put them? - If I knew where I put them, would I put that question out? - They'd be on my feet, wouldn't they? Silly cow. - Silly cow is the one. You silly cow is the one. That's hilarious. All right, what's a question that's guaranteed to start an argument? What did you say? What did you say? - Brother, question that's guaranteed to start an argument. Why is Pizza Hut calling you at 3:00 AM? - Yeah.
- Charge. - Yeah, the whole thing is charged. - Charge, charge. - You know what's jokes? It takes so long to turn off an iPhone these days. She would watch me go through the whole process and turn off. - Yeah, true. - Why is Pizza calling me at 3:00 AM? She'll see me go, "Set in general, scroll down, shut down, face off, go back to sleep." - Shut down is crazy. - Yeah, I'm not having this conversation. - Oh God. What's the question that's guaranteed to start an argument? Why can't I see your phone?
- Not can I see your phone, why can't I see your phone? - Yeah. - It's the twist of that question. Why can't I see your phone? - Don't put me in that position. - Facts. - Why? - Why can't I see your phone? - You know why. - Let's not do this dance. Blissfully ignorant, let's not do this dance. - You know why. - Ah, crazy. - Fuck it up. - Crazy. - All right. - All right. Question that's guaranteed to start an argument. Oh, can I go out with the boys?
The fact that he has to even ask permission. Yeah, it's nasty. Yeah, the doghouse is imminent. It's nasty. What's the question that's guaranteed to start an argument? What's that on your neck? Nah. What's that on your neck? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah. I was squatting. I've been there. Yeah, I was squatting. The ting was wrapped. Right. This one. While showering, do you piss in the shower or do you get out to piss in the toilet?
- That would make me angry. - Yeah fam. - Why you ask me dumb questions? Of course I piss in the shower. - Then there's a fight. That's why she asked you, 'cause she wants to fight. 'Cause everyone pisses in the shower. No one's getting out. I think I've got out like twice in my life and I regretted it. - I don't think I've ever got, the only time I've ever gotten out which I'm livid about is when I forget that I've run out of like a shower gel or something and I have to run to the utility to get it.
- And I'm just soaking, boss. It's jarring. - The air has never been colder. - Colder? - It's never been colder. - The physics doesn't make sense. - Never been colder. And then when you get in the shower again, it's not the same thing because wet on wet for some reason doesn't- - It doesn't translate. - I need wet on dry.
It just doesn't translate. It's just a bogus shower now. Yeah, I hear it. Yeah, I don't know why. I think I've got out of the shower like twice to piss in the toilet. It was just hell. I don't know why you did that. I don't remember why I did it. I remember doing it. I don't remember what the...
The reason was Maybe the plug was not draining As fast as I needed to drain That would be a reason Yeah That would be a reason Because you think I'm pissing In my feet And then paddle pulling Yeah no no no I'll burn a house down I'll burn a house down bro That would be a reason Alright cool I wanna ask you something But can you please be honest
- I wanna ask you something, but can you please be honest? - It depends on what you're asking bro. - Factual. - Don't ask me for stuff before you've asked the question. - Factual. - And I'll decide if I'm gonna lie or tell the truth. 'Cause I know what's best for the both of us. - Right. - Who's got you smiling at your phone like that? - Not you. - Yep. - It's not you. - Literally. - What's the question that's guaranteed to start an argument? Why has your Insta following increased?
Who's asking that? - Why has your Insta following increased? - Shut up. - Get a job. - 100%. You don't have enough requirements. - Requirements is the word. - Yeah, you don't have enough requirements or responsibilities to be asking why is my following like that.
Right. This one I can imagine to be the number one arguments starter in the world. All right. And I've seen women love to do this. Okay. Because I know women have no, again, no fear of consequence. Okay. What's the question that's guaranteed to start an argument? Bitches can't say excuse me? Bro!
- Excuse me? - Bitches can't say excuse me? Them ones and also when a girl holds the door open for another girl and then the girl walks through and you hear that, you're welcome. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You're welcome. - Yeah. - Peak. - Beef. - That's always beef. - Bitches can't say excuse me? - That's always beef. All right, last one I got. What's a question that's guaranteed to start an argument? I saw you smiling at my married friend. Why? - Doesn't even, that's a rollover. - Why?
- Stuff like that is where you actually question who you've chosen to spend the rest of your life with. - Factual, factual, because I don't need this stress. - Yeah, yeah. - And this anxiety that you induce on me. - Yeah. - It's too much. - That's where like, just,
a simple thing of like driving the car alone one day and you're just like, this could be better. - This is better. - This is actually better. - Yeah, why am I doing this? - Why am I choosing this? - Facts, yeah. - Why am I choosing that option? - Yeah, when I could be singing in the car. - Yes bro! - Happily. - No one's here telling me to shut up. - Facts, I'm doing me. - I can smile at who I want. - I'm doing me. - 'Cause I'm polite. - Yeah, fuck. - It is horrible. Next one. A question that's guaranteed to start an argument. Are you done with your little tantrum now?
- Okay, okay, okay. Don't patronize me when I'm livid. - 100% bro. - Don't do that. - Are you done with your little tantrum now? And it's dread because that's already after we've made up. - Facts, facts. - That's after we've made up. - You're bringing me back to where I was. - And you're literally reducing me back to the guy I don't wanna be. - That would annoy me. - Are you done with your little tantrum now? - That would annoy me. - Oh, 100%. Last one. - Yeah. - Question that's guaranteed to start an argument. So you watch Japanese cartoons?
- If you're uneducated, just say so. Just say so. - Ignorant. Just be ignorant over there. - Oh yeah, that, that. - Japanese cartoons. - And they do that on purpose 'cause they know it's anime. - Yeah, of course they do. - Who doesn't know it's anime? That would annoy me. - That would annoy me. - So uncultured. - Uncultured is the word. - 100% that would annoy me. But anyway, welcome back guys. - Welcome back indeed.
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I have a story for you, man, that I've been holding onto for two weeks. - You mentioned. - Oh my God, let me lick my lips and drink my answer. - I'm ready. - All right, I'm locked. - So you man lock in, this happened to me the other day. So basically, yeah, the day before we went to, it was the night before we went to do the other log cabin, it hasn't come out yet. - Yeah. - And I was in a hotel.
And across from this hotel, I won't say where it was, across from this hotel was apartment blocks, yeah? So anyway, I've had a good time. I've eaten my dinner. I'm chilling now. I'm just about to go to bed, turn my lights off, and I'm seeing some London scenery, and it was lovely. So I was like, cool. I'm staring out the window, and I can see these apartment blocks. Right in front of me,
I'm seeing a light on in it. And I was like, oh, it's bedtime. It's like 11 o'clock here. And I was thinking, oh, it's bedtime. Like, I wonder what people's bedtime routines are. So I'm seeing like one light on. There's like a million lights off. There's a light on. There's a couple of lights on over here. But straight down the middle to my true north,
One light on, I see a prayer sitting there and it's a distance. So daddy had to squint a little bit. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I thought, oh, this is people watching that, it's finest. Let me people watch. So I'm leaning on the thing like this, watching Broski and he's sitting in his gaming chair and he's rocking back and forth a little bit. And I was thinking, oh, I wonder what he's watching. I see his hand moving, you man. I see his hand moving up and down. I said, that's impossible.
I said, "That's impossible, bro." I see Donnie's jacking it. I was like, "I'm wrong." And as he's jacking it, he leaned back in the seat. I saw he was arse naked, you know. I saw the light change and reflect off his skin. This nigga was half naked, just ga, ga, ga. I said, "Hey, yo, that's a broski wanking. That's nuts." And he's naked in a gaming chair.
- So anyway. - He lives alone for sure. - Bro. - For sure. - Bro. - Yeah. - This guy knotted and just sat in it. Well, the only reason I know he knotted 'cause he stopped. And then he just sat there for a minute and I was thinking, what? Why going for cleanup crew? So anyway, it must've been like a solid minute before this guy wiped up. And then this is how you know he lived alone. He wiped up and he went like this. He wiped up, grabbed the tissue
And hit the three. He didn't even look at the bin. He wiped off, scratched the tissue and just went like that. I said, raw. And then he got his naked ass up and walked into the kitchen. And you can't see him in the kitchen, but you can see the fridge open. You can see the light from the fridge open. This is like a movie. Bro, and I was like, nah, that's crazy. So anyway, as he's
Closed the fridge, he's come back in and he's coming back in with naked you man. Still naked, if you can believe it. He's come in with a can of drink and a packet of crisps. He sits straight back down in the gaming chair, naked, feet up on the desk, scranning crisps. Naked. I said raw. Let's see what else is going on in this apartment. Yeah.
Northwestern quadrant. Yeah, I look up another lights on I'm looking over there wouldn't believe it another guy gaming chair I was like, okay cool. This is the singles thing. Yes is the singles block
I see a hot baby. - No, shut the fuck up. - Shut the fuck up. - This bro was ducking it as well. - No way. - I promise you man, this guy's fapping one out as well. I said, no, it's impossible. When I say the condensation on my window is going crazy. - You were breathing. - I was breathing. I was breathing, bro.
I said, "This motherfucker's wanking as well." - Oh my God. - This is impossible. This bro weren't naked though. So he jacked it, finished, kicked out as well. I was thinking, "This is nuts. "OG is still eating Chris with his feet up naked." I said, "This is impossible." Southern quadrant, you man. Southeastern quadrant. I watch a bray walk into his living room in a Superman stance.
Wait for it. Naked. I'm done. This is fucking stupid. I said, that's impossible. He can't be naked. The light must be deceiving me. He can't be naked. Then I saw from the silhouette in between his legs, a woman arise from the carpet. Tease! Ah! Raw. Naked. Raw. I said, what? There's no way. Were they just banging on the floor? I was thinking, that's impossible. They can't be banging on the floor. They live together. Clearly. Mm-hmm.
There's bedrooms and sofas galore. Why are you banging on the carpet? I mean, I've banged on a few carpets. - You can't help yourself sometimes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's lunchtime activities. This is midnight.
Anyway, so I'm watching them for a minute, both naked and they're walking around the apartment. They walk back into the living room. And when I say home girl drops into a squat and just sits there, sits in the squat. I said, oh, she's about to give him top. There's no way. There's no way I'm about to catch this. There's just no way. Brother, she wasn't about to give him top. These men were doing naked yoga. No, they were not. Bro, she goes into downward dog stance. Donnie starts stretching.
he unrolls a yoga mat. These motherfuckers are doing naked yoga. - Were the windows open? If you can recall? - The curtains were open. Oh, you mean, oh, to help the stank? - No, 'cause they might've been doing that hot yoga thing. They might've like, - Oh, I didn't, - Heating up the room. - No, I didn't see anything. - Okay. - I just saw tits and yoga mats. - Jesus. Naked yoga? - Naked yoga. So in the space of four minutes, I saw a naked yoga couple, OG ugly naked wanking guy,
and Northwestern Quadrant Gamer Wanking Guy. - Flipping hell. - It was an experience. - Wow, yeah, people watching is different. - Different, bro. - Wow. - I've never seen anything like it. I couldn't believe this was real life. - Wow. - I didn't go to bed for ages. I didn't go to bed for ages. - You were scanning. - I was scanning, bro.
I was looking at every angle. - Yeah, it's interesting. - Let me see more. - Yeah, it's interesting. - Oh, bro, I felt like I was in Friends. - Oh, yeah, across the way. - Bro, oh, it was the best four minutes of my life. - Wow. - People shouldn't have access to that. - Facts. - 'Cause I'm saying, these two bros had no idea they were fapping at the same time. Do you know how much of a violation that is? That only one person on this planet knows that these guys are wanking, it was me.
They didn't know that these men were both jacking it at the same time. And I was watching both of them. Do you know what that would do to my mind? If someone told me, by the way, I saw you ranking last night in your apartment. FYI, three floors above. Another guy was ranking at the same time. You finished first. And you stayed naked. I saw you eating the crisps. Yeah, I saw you eating crisps naked. You're a dog. You're a dirty, dirty dog. He also dropped two on the floor and he ate like that.
I swear to God, he dropped two on the floor, eight off the floor. - This is that. - Yeah, he did. - Oh, he probably didn't wipe his hands or nothing. - Bro, this is when I'm saying like, there's stats that come out that say like, oh, some like 30% of men aged 18 to 35 haven't had sex in over a year. And I'm like, that's cap. Then I saw that and I was like, this guy hasn't had sex in multiple years.
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- That's crazy. - I couldn't believe what I saw. - That's crazy. That hot yoga woman would have sent me 'cause I would have been praying for intercourse. - Oh, so beside her. - I would have been praying for intercourse. - I couldn't believe what I see. When she drops into that squat, I was like, oh, these men are getting inventive with it. That's nuts. Also, again, comfort. Do you know how much I need to trust that you love me for me to drop ass naked into a squat?
And you're just seeing everything, bro. You can see insertion points. Everything. True. True.
- Comfortability. - Comfortable bro. - Comfortability in his own skin as well as the relationship. So yeah, fair play. - I can't let you, 'cause I need to know we're gonna die together 'cause you're not leaving with that image in your head. So you can just go tell people. - I've seen him in positions. - Yeah. - Yeah, now we have to smash. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. - We just have to forget this yoga, we have to smash. - Yeah, yeah, 100%, bro. - That's the only way to say it. - I'll bang out your head. - Yeah.
Banging the image out of your head, bro. Flipping hell. I thought I saw someone having sex in a window once. Do you remember what it was? Do you remember your Birmingham studio? Yeah. Do you remember that cutout in the window? There was a cutout
- In a window. - Yes. - Do you remember? - I think I remember. - And it was like, it's like a cutout of a woman like this on the window and it literally looked like someone was getting banged. - I do remember. - And I was like, I'm gonna drop the camera. - I do remember. - I remember. - Oh yeah. In the tall apartment block. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Fuck, I thought the same thing multiple times. - If you see it for a split second, you're like, oh my fucking God. - I remember. - It literally looks like someone's getting banged. - To this day, I've never seen anyone get banged. - I've never. - No, I haven't. - Ever, ever seen anyone get banged, ever. - Have you?
Nope. Trying to see it. Not even on a perf team, bro. To be fair, I've seen people fuck in a car. Really? I was young as well. I was like 13. Oh, that's a dark thing to see. No, it wasn't like... I didn't even see, but it was just steaming silhouettes. That's what it was. Steaming silhouettes. What a name. Yeah, it was like 13. I was playing out with my mates and we went to like... I don't know, fuck around in some car park.
And we noticed this car was moving in like a corner. And we're like, what the fuck's going on? Obviously, we're old enough to understand. So we're just like, what the fuck? And we got like closer and it was literally all steamed up. It didn't crack a window or anything. It was just silhouettes.
- And then they were just banging. - Nice man. - I've got experience with that. - People loving people bro. I'm here for it. - Yeah man, yeah man. - Yeah man. - That's sexy. - That is sexy. - That's sexy. - Yeah, yeah. Gang, gang. I'm telling you, I lived with you man. I've heard both of you bang actually. - I've heard you bang. Well, I've not heard you, I've heard the perp. - Yeah, I've never heard your voice. I've never heard your voice.
I've heard their voices. Yeah. We spoke about this not too long ago, right? Did we? Yeah. Or you and I did. I overheard...
We were in the living room one time and Forrest was playing music super loud. I called him a few times and then just put two and two together. He was like, yeah. I don't remember. Yeah. I remember that conversation. Definitely third year. Third year for sure. Third year. Nice. I've heard, I heard Rem hit it in the shower. Echo was nuts. I remember that. Echo was crazy. Oh wait, that was in Calais. Yeah. I was talking about a different time.
- Oh, I don't know that time. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was thinking about different time. Yeah. - Yeah, I heard Rome clapping cheeks in the shower. I said, raw. Yeah, it was not quick as in quick, but in terms of we were in the living room together. - Oh, okay. - And by the time I'd made it to my bedroom, I can hear the shower and I hear clapping. - Oh, raw. - I was like, how did that even happen? - No warm up. - They were both leaking already.
- Nuts bro. - That is nuts. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That is nuts. - Yeah, yeah, very nuts. Yeah. - What a time. - What time? - What a time indeed. - What a time. - Great time. - You just can't hold it in anymore. - Great time. - You just have to bang. - What a time. - Insane stuff. - Fuck sake. - Gang man. Right, I have a show recommendation. - Nice.
I was scouring Netflix the other day and I saw a show, stumbled across a science fiction show, animated show. It's probably the same show that I wanted to recommend. Scavenger's Reign? Yep. Let's go. Nice. Yep. Have you finished it? Not yet. Very good show. Fucking show you, man. Fantastic show. So I'm going to give you guys a synopsis and then I'm going to do one...
Spoiler. So it follows like five different stories all at once. I'm gonna give you a little spoiler about one character, which is so fucking nuts. Do you know which one I'm on about? - Yeah, of course bro. - Yeah. - Of course. - "U-Manta" basically "Scavengers Reign", yeah? HBO Max ting. It's a sci-fi, basically it's future, set in the future.
People are on this massive, I don't even know what they're doing up there. - It's called a Dementor. I think that they are trying to repopulate a new earth, but they've crash landed into a- - On a different planet. - On a different planet completely. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And while they crash there, there's so many, there's like a hundred people in still in like a cryo sleep. And there's like a handful of people that took an escape pod while the thing was crashing and they are alive and they're all in different parts of the planet.
Just trying to figure shit out. And when I say this planet is like Pandora times a million, every animal, every plant, every like micro organism is out for blood, bro. And when I say like,
It's crazy. And the one thing I will say is like the way they interact with like the species on this planet and what they can do for you, what they can do to you, bro. It's crazy. They've acclimatized. They've acclimatized, bro. And there was one bit in there just to give an example of how crazy this is. There's one character called Cayman on there. And we get introduced to this one species who use like,
fucking mind control they have like telekinetic powers and they use mind control to basically hypnotize their prey into just getting food for them
So they just create like a little army of foot soldiers. And it's usually like little bugs and shit like that. And they'll grab them berries and they just sit there. They're quite passive. And they mind control them and they feed them this black goo. And then once they're in that mind control, that little insect runs off and starts collecting berries to just feed this fucking animal. Yeah, brother.
One of these animals stumbles across Cayman just minding his business one day. And he's like, I don't know what this creature is, but I'm gonna hypnotize the fuck out of him. And how they hypnotize you is they show you like your best bits kind of thing. So it makes it seem as if what you're seeing is so real, but it's like so positive within the same breath. It's your dream. It's your dream, long story short. But yeah. Yeah. So yeah, for example, like,
While they're feeding you this gloop, you'll be imagining you're having in like the best roast dinner of your life. Yeah. So you're back in it. You're back in it. And brother, basically, Caiman's feeding this animal and he starts feeding him bigger prey. Yeah. And bigger prey and bigger prey and bigger prey. And the bigger these animals get, the stronger their telekinetic powers get, bro. And when I say bigger,
came as the more he feeds the animal, the more powerful the animal gets, which means the more bliss the animal puts him under and is a vicious cycle.
When I say Cayman's addicted to this black nut, like it's heroin. Yeah, Cayman goes through it. He has an ordeal on this planet. Bro! He goes through it, Rem, on this planet. It gets fucking dark, you man. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. What episode are you up to, if you can recall? Like six or seven. Okay, it goes up to 12, yeah. I said this before about...
Shogun, where I read that they weren't going to do other seasons, but they are now doing season two and season three. And I've also read about this, that they aren't doing any more seasons. So I don't want to speculate. I'm just going to wait and see. Is it cliffhanger? Yes. Damn. I want to say it's like the buff is cliffhanger, but there is more.
- There's so much more to happen. There's so much more to happen. - Yeah bro, I was good. When I first watched like the first two episodes, I was thinking, I don't know how this is making it to episode 12. - Yeah. - Because there's shit going on. - Yeah, there is shit going on. - Bro, you man, this show is nuts. I watched, I put it on at literally like half past 11 at night the other night, expecting to watch maybe one episode and fall asleep and have a good night's sleep. I was up till 3:00 AM. - Locked in innit?
locked in. - The fuck in bro. - Because like James said, every organism on this planet will blow your mind.
So you're literally locked into like the beauty and the art of this planet. The animation as well is perfect for this show. Absolutely perfect for this show. The writers of this, they were smoking stuff. Yeah, they were. Even think about the concepts that they've come up with. They were smoking stuff. It reminds me of, what's that trippy Netflix podcast show? Midnight Gospel. Midnight Gospel. It reminded me of that as well. Yeah, on Sten.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Midnight Gospel on stairs. Yeah, bro. Because these men show some stuff in this. Scavengers reign, you man. It's beautiful. Fuck.
Fuck, bro. It's beautiful. The planet is incredible. Planet is incredible. I would not want to step foot on that, though. Never. This tip. That tip? Yeah. Woo! Terrifying. Yeah. Bro, terrifying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Aw, bro. You're up. You say episode six, so you're about to see a couple of new people. Yeah, I've just seen, I've seen the episode where, spoiler alert if you don't want to hear it, I've seen the episode where one Donnie wakes up
He gets lost, he bumps into Cayman. Seen that. I've seen Cayman get sucked in, boss. And I've seen, what's her name? The black girl. - I can't remember. I know exactly who you're talking about. - Iza. - Yeah, Iza or something like that. - I've seen her scrap Cayman's boss. - Okay, okay, okay, okay. - That's about where I'm at, I think. - Oh, so you've seen Levi intervene? You must have, same episode surely.
'Cause if my girl, Avi or Azzy, Azzy? - Azzy. - Azzy fighting that ting. - Yes, I saw Levi intervene. Yes, I saw it happen, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
But Levi slowly starts to gain like human feelings and emotions. Emotions is the word. Thank you. And it sends him on or her on a trip. It does. On a trip. You get locked in on Levi. Yeah, you get locked in on Levi. It doesn't make sense to Levi and it doesn't make sense to Ozzy either. So they're like trying to figure shit out. I hated the way Ozzy was speaking to Levi at the beginning. She was commanding him or her like some bullshit. I hated it. The kick? The kick?
- No, no, no, no, no. - I hated it. - Abuse. - Yeah. - I didn't like it one bit. - Until Levi starts getting motions. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Disrespecting robots in this show. - Oh yeah. - Yeah. - It's a very, very, very good show. - It's a very, very fucking good show. - I knew this was gonna be your recommendation. - Yeah? - Yeah. - I love it, bro. I need to watch some more. So good, bro. - Good show. - What was the other show that was recommended to me from you guys after we spoke about- - The Three Body Problem Team?
I recommended that to you man in the log cabin yeah did you start watching that by the way no I've watched two episodes of it what's that yeah fair I'm not gonna lie to you oh really but it wasn't that though it was something else I'm sure we spoke about it it was after you said Invincible
That you recommend it to us. No, you recommend it to me. X-Men 97? Yes. Yeah, because you said someone said that X-Men 97 is better than... Yeah, GK said that and I don't agree. It's really... I strongly disagree. It's good. I've seen like four episodes of it. It gets better. Yeah, does it? I think there's maybe like 10 episodes. It gets better. Oh, yeah? Yeah. All right. Cool, cool, cool, cool. It's not Invisible level.
It's nowhere near invisible level. Especially where you're right. You'd say that predominantly. But it gets juicy. Don't get me wrong. There's some almshouse in there. But it's not better than invisible. Fair play. Right, Rem, have we got trash news? Yes, we do. Have you man heard about this? Yes, I have. So, baby reindeer in court. The two words that might have saved Netflix $170 million worth of grief. Oh, no.
Fiona Harvey sues a streaming giant over its hit show. What does it mean for TV? Brace for plenty of fudging of the facts and a lot more carefully worded disclaimers. At the start of the year, nobody could have predicted that Baby Reindeer, a British drama from a creator nobody had heard of, would end up being the most significant television program of our age. And yet it increasingly looks like it will be the case. Ever since a small band of online sleuths watched the show, noted that it was billed as a true story.
and attempted to track down the real-life inspiration of one of its characters, Baby Reindeer has gone supernova. In Fiona Harvey, they found a woman who not only matched the physical description of Martha, the character who stalks the lead, but whose social media output strongly resembled the character's dialogue on the show. Appearing on Piers Morgan's YouTube channel, Harvey threatened to sue Netflix for defamation and gross negligence.
So she wants to sue Netflix for 170 million dollars. Jesus Christ. Yesterday that came to pass. Harvey had filed for 170 mil dollars, which is 133 million pounds lawsuit against Netflix in California, accusing the company of defamation, intentional infliction of emotional distress, negligence, gross negligence and violations of her right of publicity.
The sum includes totals for damages, loss of enjoyment and loss of business, plus all profits from Baby Reindeer. Netflix has said that it intends to defend this matter vigorously and stand by Richard Gad's right to sell his story. Whatever the verdict, the entire television industry will be paying close attention. Yeah, I'm sure there's a lot of facts in the rest of this shit that I'm not going to read, but...
I struggle to believe that a company as big as Netflix didn't have like airtight lawyers figure out how to make this potential back up because they must've known they're gonna find her. - Oh, okay, yeah, fine. - And when they find her, she's gonna be vexed and she may sue us. Like there must've been a lawyer that was like, this is a thing.
Like we need to make sure that it's so completely airtight. Someone might have missed it. I don't know. I refuse to believe that someone's missed that, you know? Well, I'll read this and see what you think. Go on, go on, go on. The consensus seems to be that just two words could have spared Netflix this hassle. At the very start of the series, Baby Reindeer bills itself as a true story.
Oh, really? It didn't say based on? So it just didn't say based on. They always say based on. All of them say based on. So it's saying...
It says this is a true story? There's a world of difference. It said, yeah, there's a world of difference. Based on a true story means that there might be a kernel of real life inspiration there. But the writers have chosen to manipulate events for dramatic purposes. For instance, HBO's winning time caused an enormous stink when it was first broadcast a drama about the rise of the LA Lakers basketball team took such liberties...
with the truth that players and coaches loudly voiced their dissatisfaction with the portrayal. However, the disclaimer up top read, this series is a dramatization of certain facts and events which protects it. HBO offered a statement saying that it has a history of making shows that have been drawn from actual facts and events that are fictionalized in part for dramatic purposes and the first went away. So based on a true story and history,
I don't know. All of the difference literally goes from it being just a fictional show to a documentary is what this article is saying. You can't, as a show, say a true story.
to cover yourself. It needs to be based on a true story. And now apparently Martha's got grounds to do an absolute mazza. You say the lawyers missed, whatever lawyer missed that based on, another lawyer has approached Martha saying, they didn't say based on, you've got something. We can cook. Yeah, we're cooking now, we're in the kitchen. Oh dear. Because I think this makes sense now because
watching Baby Reindeer, I was sitting there refusing to believe everything was true. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Refusing to believe. - Yeah. - I refuse, and that's the thing, like, no one's story ever is 100% true. - True. - So why he wouldn't, why they wouldn't just put based on purely for that fact, because it's not a documentary. - Yeah. - No. - So it's like, it's not like they've gone back and got all the research on it. This is just my man's, like, reenactment of his own thoughts and feelings.
It's like the fact that he even talks about being like fucking R worded whilst in a drug induced state. Yeah. Like even stuff like that. Surely, because again, not even just for Martha, just for the fact that like, he's accusing a producer and writer from like a big television show, et cetera, et cetera. Surely even that someone must've been like,
This could get techie. Maybe like you're already talking about you were hired. Maybe we can just say based on or maybe we can just say some of this is not necessarily. It's dramatized. Yeah, it's dramatized. Or this is just how he remembers it. Yeah. Like this. Oh, this is his. Like, I don't even know his rendition. So like a faint recollection. Yeah, this is his faint recollection of what happened in the very beginning.
like traumatizing moment in his life as opposed to saying,
This is all fact. This is a true story. Yeah, that's techie. Because, yeah, I remember being there like, there's no way all this is true. Well, I'm sure Netflix will get out of it. I think so. I'm sure they will. Without coughing up 170 M's. Impossible. They might have to cough up something. Way more than whatever, was his name Richard Gad? Yes. Would get from the show. Yeah. One thing I would say, if she was going to sue for defamation...
I'm not a lawyer, obviously, so I'm just chatting out my ass, is one angle that I would say that they, what I would actually agree with Homegirl on is one angle is just like the duty of care that Netflix didn't do in that regard. Just like, because the internet found her like that. Bro, the internet found her like that. Yeah, she would have gone spam. So just like, because it was even based on like his old Twitter account.
They were finding old tweets. Yeah, those old tweets. It's like, bro, before this comes out, clean this Twitter out. Yeah. The trails were just there. Yeah, the trails were for everyone to find, bro. The Dream of Care was crazy. Yeah.
But Game is the game man It is The game is the game But yeah we'll see how I doubt they're gonna pay up 170 million They won't They literally won't No way She'll get something though She'll get something Yeah just to make it go away Yeah Yeah actually They'll give her a little something Just to make it go away Keep quiet I'll follow it anyways And if it comes up again Then Have that read Bro just based on Is you liking them Based on bro That's all it takes apparently
Fair play. Very nice. Fair play. Cool. Right, just before we wrap, I have something to see. So basically, on Twitch, me and Lewis recently started a little series. Oh, nice. Where we were playing Play Up. Nice, yes, yes. As I explained before, Play Up's a game where we...
Basically you create a restaurant, you decide what you're gonna serve, what kind of food you're gonna, what kind of, you good? - Yeah, I hiccuped a lot. I hiccuped one of them ones. It murked me. - Play us a game where basically you create a restaurant, you decide what restaurant it's gonna be. Is it a pizza restaurant, a salad restaurant, a fucking coffee shop or whatever.
And then you obviously serve customers come in. You want, you got someone in the kitchen, the cooking, you got someone serving, or you can be everything. You can have two chefs, you can have whatever. It's up to four players, right? Yeah. And me and Lewis went through the other day and we,
The aim is to get your restaurant to five stars. Okay. It's difficult. Yeah. It's difficult. Yeah. Bro, very difficult. I need to remember to download this. Yeah, it's so much fun. Yeah. And after a couple tries, a couple days of trying, I should say, we finally got to the point where we got to five stars. And then we learned that you can integrate
Play up with Twitch so that your chat is actually your customers. Wow. You're sick, yeah. So you will have your chat come in. Your viewers will come in and they will be customers in your restaurant and they'll order and you'll serve them and they can even tip real money. That's sick. I didn't know that.
- Yeah bro, they tip bits. - Oh shit. - You were there. - I know but I wasn't really concentrating like that. - You were getting my tips bro. - So we did it, it was super fun. And then we opened up the restaurant the other day and it was me, Lewis, Rem and Nick were running a restaurant. Rem fucked it for us. - I did not. - It was his first time playing so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. - Shut the fuck up. - It was a mouthy little shit and he fucked it for us. He fucked it. - I was on fire bro, I was on fire. - It's tough.
- Okay. - 'Cause real people also can make a mess on the floor. I'm pretty sure they can decide to throw their shit on the floor. - Interesting. - Because the AI customers versus the real customers, shit was messy in there. So you have to also clean up the mess as you're serving and all this kind of shit. It's the most fun you can have with your clothes on bro.
And you, I want to say you lock in. Yeah. Like I said to you before, I've played a hospital version of this game. For the life of me, I can't remember what the game is called. I used to play it on my PC and I would lock the fuck in. Bro, it's crazy because yeah, it literally turns into The Bear.
- Yeah. - Bro, it turns into the bear because you need to, you only have a specific amount of plates, a specific amount of tables. So someone's come in, they've made the order. They have a certain amount of time to take their order. Once you've taken that order, you have a certain amount of time to give them their food. Once you've given them their food,
There could be people standing outside waiting. You got no tables left. If they're waiting outside too long, your restaurant's closed, bro. So you need to get these people to eat, clear their plates. Once they clear the plates, then people can come in. - Can you, I feel like I'd be, I think I'd be good at this game. - I think you are good. - Can you, while serving, can you expand your restaurant?
Like the size of your restaurant. Not while serving. You get through each day. See that yellow timer at the top? You need to get through a service. Once you've got through a service, you can expand. I see. You can put more tables in there and then you get to that level of craziness. I don't even know how you get there. I don't know how you get there. That's wild. That's insane. Okay. But I want us to get to that level. I want us to be...
I want us to be the girth and turf of PlayUp. Remind me to download this today. Yeah? Yeah. You gonna jump in? I'll be good at this game. I've got experience, so I'll be very good at this game. You gonna jump in? Yep. To be fair, yeah, that's the thing. You don't even need to be streaming. Yeah, I know. You can just play and then hop on Discord and then we'll play as well. I'll be good at this game. Bro? Yeah. Don't just tease it, though. Remind me to download it. I'll forget to download it. Alright, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang. Gang, gang, gang, gang, gang. I'll be good at this. Exciting, bro, because when I say...
Shit gets nasty. Philly came into our restaurant the other day. - Yeah. - Yeah, it was nice. - No way. - Sick. - Yeah, it didn't tip though. He didn't fucking tip. - Say less. - But yeah, if you're seeing this now, come and see us. We're gonna be the girth and turf of fucking plate up. We're gonna have a beastie restaurant. We're gonna have loads of chefs, loads of waiters and shit like that. And when I say comms is important. - Of course it is. - I know.
- Obviously you know. - I know. - Bro! - I was front of house screaming. - Yeah, screaming. - Wait, you were front of house, what were you? - I was chef. - Chef. - I was head chef. Lewis was sous. - And who else was playing? - Nick. - Nick was front of house with me. - Nick was front of house as well. - So two front of house, two back of house. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right, cool. - And Max is four players. - Yeah, Nick was front of house manager. Then- - Rem was server. - Rem was server. - Okay. - I was executive head chef.
And Lewis is my suit. And well, when I say me and Lewis were a well-oiled machine, we didn't even need to talk. We were just going like this, bro. We were going like this. And then there'd be times where like these men had taken order and they'd be like, "Oh, I need like, what was it? Two dumplings." And you could have one with like fried seaweed and one with vile. I need the comms, bro. It was like, we're just cooking, cooking, cooking, cooking. And then there's two without seaweed. And I'm like, "Bro, I need how many?"
I need to know how fucking many. Tell me how many. - Expo. - Yeah, bro. - You need the expo, bro. Come on, man. - And I'm there screaming service, bro. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Service. I need the counter space. - Drinks involved or not? Is it just scram? - Sometimes. So basically each level that you go through, you'll have the option of, it'll give you an option and it'll be like, we need you to either add fucking,
strawberry lemonade to the menu or it could be cheesecake as a dessert or soup as a starter. You need to add this to the menu and learn the recipe because everything has a recipe. You can't just click it and it's made. I see. You like, bro, everything has a recipe. If you want to make pizza, for example, you need to knead it
Add the oil, spread it, add the tomatoes, all this kind of stuff. But if you need it too much, it turns from a pizza to a pie. So you can't, you have to be on job. You leave it in the oven too long, it's burnt. Oh yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. But yeah, like each, if you chop the tomatoes once, it's a salad tomato. If you want a puree, you have to keep chopping it.
- Okay. - So everything is a process bro. So if you fuck up the, if you fuck up, the more things they add to the fucking menu, the harder it is to remember the recipes. - That makes perfect sense. That makes perfect sense. - Yeah bro. - I'm locked in. - It's a game. - I'm locked in. All right, bet. Bet. I'm gonna download it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right, you heard it first. - Gang. Right guys, let's charge the episode there. - You zero. - Thank you again as always. - You zero. - Love of love. - Gang gang gang.
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