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- Yeah, if your brain was a knee, it would be double jointed. Let's just say that. - Ha! - Cool guys, welcome back. - Welcome back indeed. - This is the second best show on planet earth. - Facts. - You're here with your boys J Money. - Fire Lord Fwaggs. - And I have a confession to make. - Interesting. - It's not a confession, it's just like,
So obviously, question of the week. Yeah. What was the title again? The question of the week is, what petty revenge are you proud of? Are you most proud of? What petty revenge are you most proud of? I have only come here today with four. Okay. Technically three, because one's a two-parter. Okay. It really made me uncomfortable. I don't know how you felt taking the answers down today. Okay. It made me uncomfortable. Okay. These were really petty revenges. Go on. And people got hurt. And people were proud. I feel like...
because you get the answers from Twitter, there's more context on the Twitter. So there's a lot more to say. Yeah, there's a lot more to say. There's not more dialogue, whereas mine is a short and snappy. And also I'm seeing the back and forth.
So when I'm reading it, people are giving their answer. This is the pettiest reason I was revengeful or whatever. And this will happen. People will be like, stop. Stop this. And then I'll carry on. I'll be like, fuck you. Carry on, carry on. And I'm reading it like, oh shit. I'm not proud to read this out. Oh, snap. Yeah. Okay. So yeah, Twitter's a dark place for it. It is a dark place. Interesting. This question made me uncomfortable. Interesting. So I took a few and I was like, I'm not doing this anymore. Okay, I'll- Some of it wasn't even revenge. I was just- Some of it was just-
Just hurting people. Yeah, someone was just hurting people. Interesting. One guy said, me and my friends were laughing about, basically one of his boys was seeing a girl and they made a joke beforehand like, oh, how would you feel if by the end of the night your girl, like we found out your girl fancied me or whatever. And they all made a big laugh about it. And at the end of the night, he said he went up to Donnie and showed his phone and was like, whose number is that? I was like, that's not even revenge. That's just cruel. Friendship group. Yeah, in the friendship group. I was like,
That's not revenge, big man. That's just cold. Yeah. And they willingly typed that with their avatar on the screen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. And I was like, I can't promo. I mean, I promo that just now, right? I can't promo this in good conscience. So I've got a few. All right. I'll read off a few. And then when you're ready to jump in, jump in. Because you've got like three or four. Right. What's the most petty revenge you are proud of? I fucked his barber. Do you know the politics? That is...
- Barber can't fuck my girl. - Breedrin. - And then take my head into his hands again. - Breedrin. - Never. - Breedrin. - Barber is the one. That's really in there. You're fucking up everything. - So much. - You're fucking up everything. Now I have to go shopping. I have to go shopping for barbers because of what you've done. Yeah, well played. - Right. - Well played. - I'd purposely let my ex blow up my phone when he fucked up just to scare him a little bit.
- That would test me. - Yeah, that would work. - That would work. - 100%. - Fair play to that one. - Let me jump in. - Yeah, jump in. - I was friends with a girl through elementary and middle school. In high school, she had a new image and said she wanted better friends. So she stopped hanging out with me.
A year later, I fucked around with her boyfriend till he broke up with her. In class, she was crying and asking me why. I gladly said, he found better. This is, oh. Bro? And it's not like the initial separation between friendship groups was the fault of the brethren. She just said, I've got a new image. I want new friends. So now you're coming back to destroy my relationship because you-
- Okay. - Yeah, she said, "I want better friends." - That's out of context. Better friends. - Yeah, I want better friends. - She could have been an asshole, but her friends weren't the one backing her. - True, true. - See what I'm saying? - It could have been an incident. - It could have been an incident. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hear it, I hear it. - That's peak, that's peak. All right. "My ex walked in on me fucking her older sister after I found out she entertained an enemy of mine."
This enemy chat will never stop being funny. She entertained an enemy of mine. - So I banged her sister. - That's crazy talk. All right, I've got a heinous one. - All right, go on, go on, go on. - My best friend leaked my nudes. So I told her mom she did dad. So I told her mom she did coke on her dad's tombstone. Yeah, yeah. - Is that true or did she make that up?
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This one is similar. There's this girl, we didn't like her. Her nudes were leaked to the whole school through WhatsApp. So I put it as my WhatsApp status. Disappearing message didn't work this time, huh? That's not on. This is what I mean when I said it made me uncomfortable. Leaked nude stuff is really horrible. That's why I couldn't be a girl, bro. Because leaked nudes is bad.
bottom barrel horrible. - It is bottom barrel horrible. Bottom barrel horrible. There's the only, the only saving grace slash shining light
is if she's just absolutely smashed. Yeah, she's a baddie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a complete baddie. And it's like, well, at least the world knows who I'm a baddie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you see it and you're like, Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. This wasn't for me. Yeah, but... But now I've seen it. Jesus. Props. Yeah. And that's...
That's only a little bit of shining light. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It happens more to guys. - What? - That's like with the Drake leak. - Okay, okay, okay, okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 'Cause he had that heavy. - Yeah. - I didn't see a bad word about it. - Yeah, yeah, fair. - I didn't see a bad word about it. That thang was thangin'. - What's this, revenge? - The offense committed is the intention to cause distress to the individual. Yeah.
who appears in the private sexual photograph or film and if the disclosure is or would be made without the consent of the infielder. Yeah, bro. Revenge is out of order, man. Remember there was that time where all the celebs were getting their news leaked? Yeah, I do. Jennifer Lawrence had hers. Yeah, this was all at her own point. Yeah. A-listers as well. Yeah, yeah. Jennifer Lawrence, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that Jennifer Lawrence was. I was like, damn. There was someone else.
Someone was mad creative with theirs. I can't remember who it was. There was someone else. I can't remember who. But anyway, most petty revenge you are most proud of. My high school bully used to hit and steal every day from me. I put drugs in his bag and called the cops. That one's fair. That one is fair. Yeah, that one actually seems fair. That's real tit for tat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That one seems fair. Damn. She cheated on me, so I proposed to her. At the wedding, I said I don't.
- That's the, petty is the antithesis of that. - Yeah. - That's the most petty. You went through up to a wedding. - Just to say I don't. - Thing is you look like a dickhead. - Dickhead, yeah. - You dragged me all the way here so you can be like, I don't. For me to be like, sorry, what? I said I don't. You cheater. - Why we- - You dragged everyone here for that? - No. - Cool. I've got a two parter. - Okay, cool, cool, cool. - It's the last one I got, right.
My ex cheated on me and asked me what I needed to do to get past it so we could continue on with our relationship. I told him I would need to sleep with his dad. His dad is dead. I started mocking him when he started crying. Part two. Years later, I was fishing one day when another fisherman came up to me, chatted me up, and he asked for my number.
I gave him a number. I told him if my son answers just to ask for me. The number I gave him was my ex's phone number. And the name I gave him was his mom's name. She is too passed away. Bro, that's the one when I was going through and the back and forth were all the replies were like, stop this. And then her reply every time was, you don't know the half of it. And everyone was like, stop.
- No. - It's too far. - No. - She said years later. - That's heinous. That's so. - I started mocking him when he started crying about his dead dad. - That's not petty. - Bro. - That's not even the definition of what petty is. - That's just. - That's the complete opposite. - That's the complete opposite. That's joker stuff. - Facts. - Yeah. - Facts, wow. - Some people just want to see the world burn. That's joker stuff. - Yeah.
Right. She removed all the labels and wrappers on the tin cans. This man sent me pictures of baked beans, peaches and corned beef. He texted me saying, I'm scared to open the next can. All I wanted was coconut milk. That's hell. That's actually hell. Wow. Okay, fair play. That's hilarious. Oh God. I cracked eggs in my mum's boyfriend's new Timberland boots because she was upset that he was flirting with other people.
- Okay. All right, fair. - I slashed his tires when he called me Emily. My name is Mia. A slashing of a tire is such a female go to. - Yeah, it is. - But it's also like, do you know how much tires cost? - They cost, how many do you slash? Because yeah, if you're driving a vehicle,
- You don't want to know. That's going to set you back. - Oh my God. - Yeah, live it. - I told my boss's wife he was cheating on her when he denied my holiday request. - Okay, what we doing? You best be ready to throw hands. - Be ready to throw hands. - Last one. - Cool. - I released ants and cockroaches to the targeted house.
- Cockroaches can't happen. - Yeah. - No, you can't implant cockroaches in my house. - I released them to the target. - Target. - To his house, yeah. - All right, bet. - The cockroaches will send me. - Interesting, people get vengeful, man. - Vengeful and creative. - I don't think I've ever committed revenge in my life. - I'm not that type of person anyway, so I don't necessarily think I have. Nothing, especially nothing this heinous, but nothing comes to mind. So I'm gonna hold my hands and say, I don't think I've ever done it. - I don't think I have. - Mm-mm. - I'm not that kind of person.
- Cool. It's that time now? - It is that time. - Back to school? - It is. - Exciting, exciting? - Right guys, back to school. If you don't know how to play, basically I asked my fellow compadres questions. Key stage three questions, age between 11 and 14. It could be geography, it could be maths, it could be English, it could be science.
And then we score it best out of five. Make sure you guys are playing at home. And if you are watching, listening, please comment your answers below. First question. Everyone ready? Spell maneuver. Maneuver. Cool. Question number two. In which continent would you find the country Guyana? Cool. Question number three.
Animals that eat both plants and meat are called what? Simplify the ratio. 15 by 25. Final question. Which hormone helps control your blood's sugar? All right, we know what to do. Let's swap some boards and let's get some answers. Question one. Spell maneuver. M-A-N-O-E-U-V-R-E.
i was kind very close m-a-n-o-e-u-v-r-e question number two in which continent would you find the country guyana the answer is south america right question number three animals that eat both plants and meats are called what the answer is omnivores question number
- Four, simplify the ratio 15 by 25. The answer is three by five. And last but not least, which hormone helps control your bloods, your body's blood sugar? The answer is insulin. - Cool man. - That maneuver's a dangerous word. - Wow, it is. - Crazy word, isn't it? - It is a dangerous word. - Damn. I wouldn't, I couldn't do it now that you've said it. I couldn't, if you asked me to do it right now, I wouldn't get it right. - I feel like it.
- M-A-N-O, M-A-N-O-E you said? - You tell me. - U-V-R-E? - Yeah. - Okay, cool. There you go. I missed out the E. I think I've got everything else right. - You missed out the E. - Fair play. So let's read out some scores please. Rem got two out of five. Cool. Ellis? - James got four out of five. - Which one did you get wrong? Or which one did he get wrong? - Maneuver. - Maneuver, oh. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So you just said so. - Ellis got nine out of five. - Let's go. - Fair. And there is back to school. - Do you want me to do the thing or?
I shouldn't do it today. - What thing? Don't do it. Actually, just don't. The penny dropped, please. Please. - I won't do it, man. Humble in victory, humble in defeat. Well, we'll find out if I am. - We will find out. - Eventually, maybe we'll find out. - Oh God, well, now it's back to school guys. - Okay, so we're putting it- - Next week. - Okay, next week, definitely.
Rem and Ellis will be reading the questions and Fu Han and I will go toe to toe to see who's actually the real king of back to school. I'm terrified. Let's
- Okay. - Let's do 10 questions, yeah? - Yeah, I'm down for that. - Sounds good. - I'm down for that. - Yeah. - Absolutely terrified. - I'm down for that. So am I to be fair. So am I. But when you read them out the week you read them out, you understood the power to do it. - Yeah, yeah. - You understood it. - Yeah, yeah, I was like, who's getting that wrong? - When I say I nearly forgot omnivore, the pressure changes you. The pressure changes you. - Yeah, yeah, it does, it does. - Wow, okay. Okay guys, it is time for the weekly Whoop update. If you are wondering,
What's the weekly update? Because I'm new here. It's not your fault. So...
This drawing right here. - These bezels. - It's not a Patek Philippe. - It's not. - It looks like it, but it's not. - It's not an Audemars. - Yeah. - It's not an Audemars. - It's not a Rollie. It's a Whoop, okay? So Whoop is a wearable fitness coach and we've been wearing this for a while now. And every week we check in on our strain, which is how much physical strain, mental strain, emotional strain we've done throughout the week. Our recovery, which is how well we're able to recovery day after day. And as well as our sleep. So,
We've done this, we've opened this up to community. So we have the S&G 12 week challenge. So by the end of the 12 weeks, everyone is going to look snatched and sexy and just overall better. Facts. Right. So one thing I will say before we get started is, let me lick my lips. You licked them, boy. Yeah, I licked them. I licked them from side to side. I wanted to get the whole mouth. Pause. Not going to lie to you, man. Well gone.
Daddy caught a glimpse in the mirror the other day? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Snatched. All right, say less. Fun? Okay, good. Shoulders were shouldering. Yeah. And the waist was...
- Slimming. - Yeah. - Okay, okay. - Yeah, lemon drop. - Okay. - Yeah, yeah, sour. - Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Succulent. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, anyway. - That's what we like to hear. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not gonna lie to you, man. I caught it. Obviously the lights went out.
Obviously I was relaxed. Was it one of the ones you walked past the mirror and caught it or you intentionally went to the mirror? So let me explain it because it's icky, but it is what it is. Okay, bet, bet. I wasn't arse naked, but daddy was nearly there. Okay. I had my sleepy time shorts on. It was first thing in the morning. Always the best time to check yourself. Yeah, I was well rested, well recovered. Obviously went into my bathroom. On suite, off suite.
- I went into the en suite, opened up the shower. It's big. I had to get in it to turn it on. You know how it gets. Turn on the shower. While that's heating up, it didn't take long. - The pressure is amazing. - So I keep the hot water on always. Anyway, so as that's heating up,
I turned and faced the mirror. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And it was the shoulders went gah. Yeah. And the chest went gah. No, no, no. Because I saw myself side on first. Side on. Okay. And my breasts were like this. And I was like, damn. Damn.
Yeah, I was like, damn. Turned face on and it went, skada, bada. And I was like, rah. So then obviously, as the eye lines made it past this bit, obviously my lats had to go like that. I just had to test it. I had to stretch my ribcage just a little bit to see what's really going on. I went like that and I was like, damn, that is...
sharpening up. - Gang, that's what we like to hear. - Sharpening up. - That's what we like to hear. - And her arms were looking bulky as well. - That's what we like to hear. - Because last week, you man, I, when I say I trained. - Good. - I trained. Now I know for the last, I've told you man, for the last few weeks, I've tried my hardest to get, 'cause a few weeks ago I had an average of 10.6 of strain and I've tried every week since then to try and get it back. And as you know for me, typically because my recovery is typically good, it's hard for me to get my strain up.
So like if I get a session done and I get like a 10 strain, like I've done some stuff. So obviously last week we had a really, really busy week work wise. So I could only train, I couldn't train Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. So I trained Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. When I say I trained so hard, I ran out of shit to do. - Oh, mad. - So I had to hit in the space between Thursday and Sunday, I hit legs twice. - Oh, nice. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Nice. - And I won.
I went for it. - Nice. - Every day went for it. I was so sore. - Nice. - I did so much cardio. I was like, I was sweating through everything, bro. It was a good week for training. - Good. - Like sore, bro. - Good. - Did I hit the 10.6? No, I didn't. Because when you, because obviously for the other three days,
for example, the way I did the math anyway, and I already knew I wasn't going to be able to do it because I'd already done the math. So because my previous three days I hadn't trained. So my average strain for the Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday was literally like three.
In order for me to average 10.6 for the next following days, I would have had to hit something stupid like 17 every day. - Impossible. - And I was like, oh, it's not gonna happen, but I can try my best. So I made sure that at least on those training days, I hit above 10.6 every day. I averaged like 13 every other day and it was good, bro. - Good. - It was good. So I'm gonna keep going this week.
I can train on Wednesday this week. So it's another opportunity for me to break that 10.6. I'm confident next week I will have hit, I would have broken that 10.6 barrier. I'm really excited. It was good. So that's my update. - Good, good, good. - Yours? - I didn't have the best week training. I'm not gonna lie to you. I trained once last week, only the once. But the session I did have was really good. I trained back, I did back, biceps and abs. - Nice. - But what I would say
which was a huge positive for me was when I trained abs this time, you know, okay. So, you know, the ones where you hold legs and do like this side to side to side, back and forth. The first set of that that I did, I was the best that I've ever done in my life. Oh, damn. Yeah. So I, I, I could have gone longer, but I intentionally stopped so I can get a good second set. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah. And I, after, after the first, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
After the first set, I wasn't in pain. I wasn't breathing heavy. I was like, oh, my abs are really kicking in. - Yeah, strong. - They're really, really, I'm a lot, a lot stronger. You know when you feel skinny? - Yeah! - So you know when you feel skinny? - Skinny legend, yeah, yeah, yeah. - So I, I intentionally caught a glimpse of myself today in the toilet. - Snap. - In the studio. - This toilet. - This toilet here. - Yeah, you lifted yourself up. - Just a quick raise.
- I did a quick raise, a quick pull down. - Pull down the boxing line? - Just a little bit. - Just to see that cum guard. - Just a little bit. What 50 said, just a little bit. - What 50 said? - Just a little bit. And it was juicy. - All right, bet! - It was juicy, yeah. - We're getting there! - Yeah, we are really getting there. - We're fucking getting there! - This week, I'm training. - I'm training this week.
- Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I'm hitting it. - I need five this week to make up for all the bullshit I didn't do last week. You might keep me fucking accountable. - Yeah, I will. - I need five this week. - I'm gonna send you messages in the gym. - Yeah, cool, cool. That's what I need. - Yeah, I'm gonna send you messages in the gym. - Remski, please as well. Keep me accountable. Ellis, accountable. Ananya, accountable. Yeah? I want five. I want five this week. - Bet. All right. So to shine some light. - Yes. - One thing I will say, strain. Rebecca's gone clear. - Yeah, so far gone. - I will say,
I set a challenge to everyone to put Kyle in this place and he stepped up. Kyle's dropped down to 11th. He was top three since we started this. - Oh, snap. - He dropped down to 11th. So the caliber, people are cooking now. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - People are cooking now. So I'm loving to see it. - CJ at number seven, the workout was high stress work. - Yeah, I saw that. - Crazy. - I don't know what to say about that. - That's crazy. - I literally just.
I saw that and I was like, damn. - Yeah, that's crazy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So everything's going well. Everything good, everything pure. - So yeah, you said Rebecca first, Kai second, and then Ruth. - Ruth, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Third, straight. - Ruben made an appearance last week as well. So consistent, very, very nice. Vinny in there with the volleyball. - Sick. - Yeah, I'm gassed for that. And then we go over to recovery.
My account was not that great this week. Average 64%. Average 59%. I had a couple of bad days. A couple of bad days. Same. But yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's move on. So no. Isaac, props. Faye, props. Dequan, get that name out of here. But props. Say less. Um.
- And then Faye, number one for sleep as well. So Faye with the sleep and recovery. Yeah, someone's got their magnesium. Someone supplement correctly. - Yeah. - Someone supplement correctly. Pamela, number two, well done. Diddy, aye, all right. - Yeah, all right, man. Let's move on. Oh God.
What was your average? Sleep? Yeah, for the week. Oh, sorry. Let me get back to it. I've come off it now. Mine was 68%. Okay. Average of six and a half hours, well, six hours, 35 minutes. But I placed 1,479th. Damn. Yeah. My average sleep was actually pretty good this week. 80%. Oh, gang. Yeah, average sleep was 80%, 799th.
So yeah, we're doing well guys. - We are doing well. - This Whoop challenge has been really, really, really fun. So far we've got 2.6 thousand people in the weekly challenge and it's really, really good. It's always, the chats always pop in. Everyone's really super, super accountable, super helpful. So if you want to get involved, it's not too late. Like I said, it's a week by week by week and yeah,
go to join.whoop.com/sng. That is join.whoop.com/sng. Grab your WHOOP today and you get a 30 days risk-free with zero commitment. If you don't like it, you will. If you don't, you can send it back. No hassle, no stress. So yeah, jump on and let's get snatched. - Let's go. - Right, so I have a little thing. Rem's got, I'm gonna need Rem's help for this one today. - Okay. - So I have, it's early days, you man, so bear with me 'cause I know everyone's deep in the cut.
For me it's early days. I did in fact start Married at First Sight. Yes! - Okay, okay, okay, okay. - I know people have been hassling me to chat about it. And I just, I put it off, put it off, put it off, put it off. But I have started, I'm only like four reps in. Hmm.
Yeah, I know what I've been missing. I know what I've been missing. Rem, pull up the cast for me and I'll give you what I can. I missed the first episode. So there's a couple couples I don't really know much about. So I'll give you what I've got. So I'll start with Andrea. So nice and easy to start with. Andrea, she's like 50. Not gonna lie, she's kind of bad for a 50 year old, you know? Her daughter is her twin and she's 51 and she's...
She's married a 62 year old motivational speaker. Okay. From what I've seen, they're loved up. Okay. Everything's calm. I can't remember. Do you remember his name? Richard. Richard. So yeah, from what I've seen so far, I'm sure there's gossip to be had. From what I've seen so far. Oh, Rem's looking at me naughty. Okay.
- Well, I've seen so far we're off to humble beginnings. So she loves him, he loves her. They're the oldest couple that Maths has ever had. They got married. He's into motorcycles, she's into motorcycles. They've got kids that are similar ages. His daughter is gorgeous by the way. - His daughter? - Yeah. - Okay. - And yeah, everything's calm.
Yeah, that's all I have to say about them for now. Yeah, that's him, Richard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Handsome guy, like nice guy. He's clearly got a bit of money because he works as a motivational speaker. Everything's blessed. Everything's calm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, she's a sweetheart from what I've seen. So Cassandra, I can't remember her man's name. If you scroll down, is he next? Yes, Tristan. So Tristan and Cassandra, interracial couple, which I thought was nice. She's adorable from what I've seen. Again, I haven't seen much of her and him. He's a nervous yak.
- Nervous. - Nervous with slash towards her or nervous in general as a human being? - I don't know in general towards a human being, but towards her, where we're at right now, he was like, "Can I give you a kiss?" He was one of them. He was very much like, they went out for dinner or whatever, he's like, "Can I, oh gosh, I'm so nervous. Can I please give you a kiss?" - He's got a bad past. He's got a past of being fat shamed.
I didn't even know that. But yeah, he was shocked. And she giggled like, of course. She's gassed of him. And it's nice because he's punching. You see them together as well? He's punching and she's gassed off him. It's really cute. Again, this is where I'm at. I don't know how it's going to develop. But so far, really sweet couple. They're super nice. The way they've done this is perfect. Because we're starting humble. Eden, yeah.
- Yeah. Oh yeah. Okay. This is this couple. Jaden and Eden, right? So let's start with Jaden. He's got the more competitive story, I guess. So Jaden is the brother of a previous groom and his brother was not good. When I say his brother wanted cheeks and nothing else. - Is pre from season 10? - This is two seasons ago. - Okay. - His brother was up in there clapping his wife.
Daily. They were banging from jump. Daily. Banging, banging, banging, banging. He knew what he wanted. Yeah. He knew what married. What did Bryson say? Come like flocker ad-libs. Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. Yeah. Yeah, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Bro. Yeah, his brother was in there cooking, Tom. Damn. And then when she got serious with it, they were like locked in. But the brother was only locked in as long as it was concerning Cheeks.
As soon as she wanted to get emotional, bro was just like, stop. Like, it's all too serious. She's like, big man, we're married. Yeah, we're married. This is the thing. And he's like, it's just too much, babe. Like, stop. Um...
And then ultimately he was like, we can't be together because like you want some, I'm not there with you. Because it got into the, they live on two different sides of Australia. So it was entertaining the conversation of like, would you move for me? And she was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I would move for you. Like 100%, quit my job, leave my friends, leave my family, I'll move for you. He was like, gang. She was like, would you move for me? He was like, oh God, no. God, no, I'm not leaving my boys. You must be mad. She was like, say less. So anyway-
The brother now, Jaden, he's a professional kickboxer. Okay. So he is, it's interesting because he's, he got cheated on before. Mm-hmm.
And you could tell his insecurities from the jump. One, he was insecure because he thought people would come in there and be like, oh, he's just a kickboxer. He's got no emotion. He's like hardheaded. God forbid he's violent. All this kind of, he thinks everyone's got, all the gal he reckons will have preconceived notions of him. And he's like, I'm a sweetheart. I promise you, I promise you, I promise you. I just want hugs. I want hugs and tickle my back. That's what I want.
So he married Eden. And from jump, he was like, "You're lame." But she was gassed off him. But again, his insecurities reached him immediately and was like, he ran to his brother's like, "She's not feeling me big man." These times he's tied to his brother like, "She's not feeling me, she's not feeling me." She's running around like,
Gang, gang, gang. That's a man, that's a man, that's a man. They hooked me up perfectly. Gang, gang, gang, gang, gang. And in here he's like, she's not feeling me big man. I can tell when a girl's feeling me, she's not feeling me. And the brother's like, chill bro, she's feeling you. So he had to confirm like, do you like me? - On the phone? - No, no, this is at their wedding. - Oh yeah, the brother was there. - Yeah, yeah, so yeah, the brother was at the wedding. So this is at the wedding.
I needed to pull it to the side. Later on, I was like, I'm sorry, are you feeling me? Wait, he asked her? Yeah. Well, the brother or Jaden asked her? Jaden asked his wife. Oh, right. Yeah. Are you feeling me? And she was like,
- Yeah, big man, yeah. - Look at you. - Yeah, get your kit off. - Yeah. - What's all this talk? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So anyway, so they went over that. I've seen them go to the honeymoon. Everything's perfect. They come to the group dinner and everything's perfect. Everything's calm. - Okay. - So far, they're good. - Okay. - We're scrolling perfectly. - Okay. - They've done this intentionally. Ellie and who's our man again? - Ben. - Okay, I know next to zero about this. So I've seen them get married.
Good couple, good match. She's an outdoors guy. She's an outdoors girl. They have very similar interests. They got married. Her brother, oh no, her cousin is not at the wedding. He looks out for her because basically she got cheated on like a week before her wedding in real life. Oh, okay.
Not that it makes a difference between which wedding, but yeah, fuck me. A real life wedding. She was engaged. Real life. She said a week before they got married, the groom or her fiance went out, just didn't come home. On a night out. Just didn't come home until like 10, 11 the next day. This is a paid advertisement for BetterHelp. Bro. Talk to me. Real quick. Ask me what my self-care non-negotiables are. What? Grounding. Grounding.
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Betterhelp.com slash gigs pod today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash gigs pod. Oh, oh my bad. Yeah, I don't love you. We're charging the whole time. She's like, I bought the dress. I bought this. Everything was ready to go. And he was like, oh, by the way, I've been clapping cheeks all night. I'm surprised she's made it this far. Like, yeah. And her legs still work.
- Maybe this far in a sense that she's willing to do this again. You know? Do you see what I'm saying? Like a week before that's a soul destroyer. - I thought you were talking about stairs. I was gonna say, that's why I asked if your legs were, 'cause yeah, I would've been straight down the stairs. - I know you would have. - No, yeah, me too. - So would I to be there. So would I. - Yeah, I'll back flip down the stairs. I've been out here clapping all night. I don't love you. - I don't love you. - A week before our wedding, seppuku, that's me right there.
- Oh God. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - In the ocean. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Seppuku, you see me commit. Wow. We'll get into that in a bit. So anyway, she's linked up with Donnie, but because of what's happened to her before, her cousin is overprotective. - Makes sense. - And it's so horrible. It's happened twice now. There has been two Married at First Sight,
say competitors, contestants, guys in last season and in this season that have podcasts. - Okay. - And every time they'll say, "So what do you do?" He's like, "Oh, he's like a tour guide or something like that." And he's like, "Oh, and I also have a podcast on the side." And everyone's like, "Oh my God." You're not serious. Get serious with your life.
And every time I read it, and even it's true, 'cause when I hear it, for some reason I'm not like, "Yeah, let's go." I'm like, "Oh Christ, what do you mean you got a podcast, big man?" Yeah, it's not it. So anyway, he was like, "Yeah, I'm a talker, I've got a podcast." And the cousin was like, "How many subs you got?" And he's like, "Not many, big man." Like, it's just like, it's a hobby. So the cousin was like, "I'm pretty sure you're here for clout, for your silly little podcast."
So get serious with my cousin or fuck off. And he was like, "Big man, it's the wedding day. What are you doing?" I chill. I'm here for the right reasons. Why are you bringing up the podcast? It's a hobby, I told you. So anyway, that was that. They seem fine so far. - Okay. - They seem fine so far. - Okay. - Cool. It's going back. Huh, this bitch. Right. Big man? - Yeah. - Lauren is from what I've seen so far is a disaster artist.
That's the only way I can explain it. So what I've seen is her wedding. Bro? Let me give you the breakdown. What's her man called again? - Jono. - Jono. So Jonathan, yeah?
- This guy's put together. - Okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put together, nice guy. He's basically runs like a fitness business or something. He seems like a bit well off, like kept together, very rigorous. And he's basically like the only reason I've not found love up until now is because I've put business first, business first, business first. And he has like, I can't remember her name, but he has like, he has a ting that he references as the one that got away. He said him and his boys all have this one girl that he had that was the one that got away.
So he was like, I'm looking to replace that because she's all I think about and I need a new ting. So I'm ready now. I'm ready. He wasn't ready for this. - Oh, okay. - I'll tell you that for free. He wasn't ready for this. - He was not. - Yeah. So she pulled up and he's got a step sister, Christian girl, wholesome girl. - Yeah.
Come to the wedding now. She's a mess. Lauren's a mess. Okay. Yeah. Immediately after they got married, she's like, run me a drink yesterday.
Like, give me a drink now, which is understandable. You just married a stranger. Shit's intense. She was twist up within 10 minutes. And she was just like, she said something, I think in the Hindu, because they go on a Hindu at a bachelor's night before. She said on the Hindu, something like, I promise you, none of your husbands are safe. Your brother's not safe. Your dad's not safe. Anyone can get it. That's what she was on. And then a couple of the girls were like,
- Oh wait, so she was on a hen do with all the other female. - All the other wives go on hen do's before and all the guys. So all the guys I've met before the show, all the gal I've met before the show. And then they all come together. - I see. - So when she was out with the other wives, she was like, keep your husbands indoors. Cause this throat don't quit. Keep your dad indoors. Keep your brother indoors. Anyone can get it. Yeah. And all the wives were like, yo. - Wow. - The fuck is this? So anyway,
She'll twist up at the wedding and his stepsister was not feeling it. She was wearing some cross, she had a, it was like a low cut, not even a low cut dress. She had a dress up to here, she had a cross chain on. She said, "Oh," like, "It says something crazy like Christ be with us," or something like that. She was like, she said, "Look at Christ sitting on those perfect little tits." That's what she said. She said, "Look at Christ sitting on those perfect tits." Her sister said, "Ah, she can't!" - Clutch like the bells! - The bells! She said, "Yo!"
She ran to the camera and said, fuck this girl, man. She's not right for my brother. This? Yeah. I can see it.
- Lord Jesus. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Lord Jesus. - She said, "What did you set him up with?" - Wow. - Yeah, yeah. - Wow. - And they were lipsing. Lipsing on the wedding day. Both of them were a bit tipsy. Lipsing on the wedding day. - Okay. - And he's laughing, laughing, laughing. The sister's like, "It's all fun and games now, because you can tell there's sexual attraction." And the sister's like, "Wait till he wakes up in the morning." 'Cause it's not his wife. 'Cause she's moving mad. - Okay. - So anyway, next morning it was dread because she was the one that was like,
I know I was moving crazy last night and we were lips in this lips and that she was like, I feel like it's a first night stand. She was like, who's this bread in my bed? And he was gas of her still. And she was basically like, big man, you're too nice. Like you need to cuss me out a little bit. You need to like, let's have some banner. He's like, big man, you've known me for a day and you're chatting about, I need to do this. This is that you're trying to write me off from day one. Like chill. I'll cuss you out when I want to cuss you out, but fucking chill.
So that's them two. I'm intrigued to see where that goes. - Okay. - Lucinda, oh God. Lucinda. - That's a horrible dress. - It's the worst. - That's a horrible dress, wow. - So her man is called, sorry, sorry, what I want. - Tim. - Tim, yeah? So Tim, Tim's a cool guy. He had an emotional breakthrough thanks to her on their honeymoon. - Okay. - So they got married. He's like a very blue collar, stand up straight, like cool, like classic male archetype kind of guy. He's in his forties, right?
Nope. 51. Jesus, he looked good for 51. He does look good for 51. So, yeah, he's 51. She's like 40 something, right? 43. She is very, very like...
stars, astrology, astrology, got to be one sexual opening and awakenings and connections and all this stuff. And like, she speaks like this and everything has to be very expressive. Given Tara. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's one of them drawings. So they had a little question thing on a honeymoon of like, do you find each other sexually attractive or whatever? And she was like, yeah,
Yeah. Like, I fancy you. And I'm waiting. You can tell she's waiting to get banged. He hit her up, was like, nah, big man. Face to face. Face to face. And was just like, I'm sorry, but nah. Like, and it hurts me to tell you this because you're lovely. Just nah. And basically she...
She did something that was so adorable that if I was him, it would have given me a hard on in the moment. - Okay, okay, okay. - Because you expect her to have a breakdown. - Yeah. - You can tell he's ready to do damage control, but he's like, I have to tell it how it is. I can't lead a run. I'm gonna have to tell it how it is and then I'll just deal with the consequences later. He said it, you saw her digest it. She rubbed his cheek like that and was like, that's okay.
These things take time. That's perfectly okay. She was rubbing his cheek and I was like, damn, that's kind of sexy. - She took it on the chin. - 100%, she held it. She was like, when you're ready, I'm here. Hey Lucy. Hey bro. Is that what we're doing? - When you're ready, I'm here. - She's a gem. - Yeah, she's lovely, man. She's real cool. So that's them. All good. Oh God.
Good God almighty. Natalie and fucking Collins. Yeah. Oh, bro. These man are setting the way. I'm just going to say this. Yeah. Because the Australian show versus Australian show. The way they're setting my boy Collins up is like they're trying to transition him to love on the spectrum. The way they're editing this, John. Yeah. It's like he doesn't know what day it is.
And they're putting him on the spot and he's nervous. Super nervous. Yeah. So basically, they've set each other up. He's never had a girlfriend in his life. How old is he? 28. He's never had a girlfriend in his life. She was in a seven-year relationship that ended and now she's obviously looking for love. She is unique. Okay. Yeah. That's all I have to say. Natalie's unique. Okay. And she's lovely. But when I say she was...
You can tell when she applied to the show, she was sold a certain dream and she believed it 10. It's like she's never seen a season before. And she believed it 10 toes. - Yeah. - Okay. - I'm gonna match you up with the love of your life. And you man are gonna fall in love immediately. So when they got to the wedding, she seen him and was like, he's gorgeous, he's that.
Turns out they've got very similar interests. So everyone's screaming like, no way, no way, no way. Gang, gang, gang. Everyone's happy. She's thinking this is the most romantic day of my life. Like they've landed me. And then she let her barriers down immediately and let all of her quirks out. And Donnie was like, this is a lot for me. So when they were doing the private interviews on the wedding day, he was like, her, she's cool. Yeah.
But I'm high energy. She's here. And it's a lot. I'm not going to lie to you. It's a lot for me. I've just met her. It's just a lot. And then she's thinking, this is the best day of my life. But he's being polite. So after now, they've gone to the honeymoon and he's avoiding her at all costs.
because he's just not feeling her yet. He's just not feeling her, but when he's not feeling her, he's trying to keep a high energy, high energy. He's trying, trying, trying, trying, trying, but he's just not landing it correctly. She's crying her eyes out every day because she's like, the wedding was everything. She didn't know he was backstage being like, this is crazy. So she was like, the wedding was everything. Now we're here. It's like, man's chatting to me like we're brethrens. Like, you're my husband.
Like we should be focused on getting intimate, all these things. He wants to go on quad bike rides in the sand dunes where he's like, that's normal. I don't know you. I'm trying to connect with you with fun stuff. You're talking about you want to fuck and cuddle and kiss and stuff. I don't know you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she's just crying nonstop.
So I've just got to the first dinner and I'm seeing previews. So when I watch one tonight, I should see... Something's going to happen. Yeah. Something's going to happen because when I was watching it halfway through the dinner, they stepped out. They stepped out. Okay. She won't stop crying. Yeah. It's just a disaster. The whole thing is a disaster. I'll be surprised if they make it far at all. Yeah. All right. So I'm intrigued. I'm intrigued by that one. Next up...
I saw a clip of her screaming earlier. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, who's that man again? Tim again. Okay, cool. So she's Colombian, right?
- Not sure. - She's Australian, but I'm pretty sure they were spitting Spanish to each other on the wedding day. I'm pretty sure she's like Cuban, Colombian or something like that. - Okay, fair, fair. - Not said her name, not introduced her. - Sarah or Sarah? Is it Sarah or Sarah? - I think it's Sarah. - Sarah and yeah, Tim. Again, I don't know much about these man. - She does give South American though. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know much about them. Everything I've seen is calm so far. Everything I've seen is calm, beyond calm. But when I actually, no, no, no, no. It wasn't beyond calm. That's a lie. That's actually a lie. Okay. You just said you saw her screaming. Yeah, no, no. Clip from next week. She was screaming. Okay. But I forgot on their honeymoon. Oh yeah, I'm not going to lie. She's a bit. Fam? Yeah, she's a bit. Yeah.
They were, I think something happened on their honeymoon. I can't remember. Something happened on their honeymoon in a conversation and he was like, he could tell she was a bit... Lucid. Yeah. If your brain was a knee, it would be double jointed. Let's just say that. So, anyway...
- Anyway, all I saw was on the honeymoon, they were having a little bit of discussion and he went to say, "Oh, you just need to chill out." But he already knew, let me not even say that. 'Cause he went, "You just, nevermind." And then she was like, "Now say it, say it, say it, say it, say it."
And he was like, no, no, no, it's not even that deep. It's not even worth it. And she was like, nah, fucking say it. Be a man and say it. He was like, okay. He was like, all I was going to say is you just need to chill out a bit. She was like, swear. Left. And I was like, oh, this is a recipe for disaster. I already know. But then they fucked that night. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He banged her that night. And she was loved up. Okay. But like I said, where I'm at, I've seen preview for next episode. She's screaming across the table. At him? At him. So.
- You know that meme with the blonde girl and she's like, yeah. - Yeah. - That's exactly what it looks like.
- Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what it looks like. - She's screaming, her bridges are drapes in her back. - Tears, yeah. - That's exactly what that looks like. - Oh man. - For preview for next episode. Next week I'll catch you up on what the fuck went down for that. - Okay, say less. - I have no idea what went down. - Say less, that's what I was. - But yeah, all good. Okay, cool, next couple. Tory and who's that man? Oh dear. - Oh, he looks like the other brother. I thought that- - Yeah, he looks like the kickboxer. - The kickboxer brother, yeah. - He's not. - He's not. Fam, this bruh.
- This guy, Jack's trouble. - Yeah. - He's not here for the right reasons. - The wrongest of reasons. - The wrongest of wrongest. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a fucking, what's his name? He's the new... - Harrison. - Bronte and Harrison. - Yeah, yeah. He's the new Harrison. - 2.0. - Yeah, he's Harrison 2.0, bro. - They did this on purpose, obviously. - They really do. He's got a gal on the outside. Apparently charged her like the day before he went on the show.
and then the gossips come out. So where I'm at right now, everyone's just some, a gossip mag has just produced like, oh, one of the grooms has got a ting, long-term relationship, charged the day before, said he was working abroad. Said he's gonna go work abroad. Man was going on maths. - I didn't know that. - Hmm? - I didn't know that. - Really? - That's what he said. - Yeah, he said I'm working abroad. - He said I'm working abroad. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, his name, Eden, her name is? - Yes.
- Tori, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Tori and Jack. Yeah, she's gassed off him. She was like, "You're my perfect man, bro. You don't understand." She was like, "What do you think about me?" And he was like, "I felt like..." And he went into detail and was just like, "I'm not gonna lie to you. Sometimes it takes a minute for me to like really feel it." He's like, "I'm not, again,
that's not the case every time sometimes he's like i've met a couple things within minutes i knew what i wanted to do to them yeah he's looking at her in her eyes she's like oh yeah and he's like couple things
I took one look, I said, fuck. - Yum. - Yeah, Jesus. - Yeah. - And we went at it. - Yeah. - But it doesn't happen every time. And you just happened to fall- - In that other bracket. - In that other bracket. And it's not a bad bracket, it's different. It's not a bad bracket. You're just in the, takes a minute to cook bracket. But I've had some things. And he'll say stuff like, "I'm an aggressive lover." That's what he says, "I'm an aggressive lover."
So if we had it, you'd know about it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - We just don't have it, but we might have it. But as soon as he got clocked out, clocked about ting, he ran to the dinner party and was like, "I love her so much, they couldn't have given me the better person."
I'm obsessed with her. She's the perfect wife. Stop it. So I'm waiting, but it hasn't all come out yet. Okay. Where I'm at next episode. I know it's going to get saucy, saucy, but he's trouble. Okay. He's fucking trouble. Okay. Okay. Gay couple, Michael. All I know from him, he was supposed to get married to one guy. The guy charged it. This brother, Simon. Oh yeah. It was Simon, wasn't it? Yeah. He's, I've not even seen him once. I've seen his new partner. Yeah. So Simon,
did the bachelor party and then dipped. So I'm not on it. Michael, so yeah, so far I haven't seen Michael's new partner. So he's just waiting in limbo to find out if someone wants to marry him, which I promise you I'll quit the show. - Facts. - I promise you right now, even though I know the reason he dropped has nothing to do with me 'cause he's never seen me,
You're not the guy, one of the doctors, one of the experts, sorry, came to his yard and was like, when they dramatized it, he was like, Michael, sit down. He went to his yard and was like, Michael, sit down. And Michael's like, what the fuck is going on? He's like, I've got some fucking bad news. Michael's like, you can see Michael shaking like that. What's going on? And he was like, so I've just heard that your partner, the one you were supposed to marry, the one we matched you up with, he's...
He's gone AWOL. He said he doesn't want to marry you. He doesn't want to marry you. Why do they do this? Yeah, the expectation of the experiment, he's not built for it. He doesn't want to marry you, Michael. And Michael's just there like,
- I'm about to lose it. - No, no, no, no, no, say it's not so. - Yes. - Yeah, yeah, say it's not so. And he's like, I'm sorry, mate, he doesn't wanna marry you. So he's charged, he was like, don't worry, me and the other experts, we're gonna come together, we will find someone. Someone, the way you've been, someone will marry you. We just need to find them.
And Michael's like, "Cool, I guess." So it could be a week, could be a month. Who fucking knows when they're gonna find this new thing. - Yeah, I wouldn't have left by now. - Oh, I wouldn't charge it. I would've said, "Bro, take the cameras when you leave." - Yeah, facts. - 'Cause you won't see me on here. - Facts. - But yeah, so I haven't seen anything apart from that. Yeah, that's everyone. - That's everyone, yeah. - Okay, cool. So yeah, so far so good, you know? - Fair play. - Yeah, it's cooking. And the next episode I watch, I can tell it's gonna get fucking kinky. - Okay. - So I'm very intrigued. I wanna know what Sarah's screaming at. I wanna know what happens with Jack. So yeah, and Natalie and Chloe's, I need to know if they make it.
Okay. So it's so far so good. Cool. Right. Who am I? Yes. Yes. So let me give you guys the premise of how this one's going to work. Obviously, I know some of you like to use whiteboards or whatever. So get whatever you need to get while I explain this. So this week's Who Am I? I am an actor and actress. And what I'm going to do is talk you through my roles in the movies I've played.
by giving a brief example of the movie and the role I played and how they intertwined with one another. So I'll let you know when I'm going into the next movie, but sometimes it sounds like I'm talking about the same thing. - Okay. - Cool? At this point, you can stop me at any time to make a guess. So who am I? This guy killed my dad. So I made it my mission to get revenge. I pretended to work for him until my time finally came. That's the first one. Moving on. Three, two, one.
- I know who it is. Oh, no, no, I'm lying, I'm lying. Sorry, continue. I had a feeling I thought it would... Continue, continue, continue, continue. 'Cause I'm gonna say stuff and I'm gonna be out. - So yeah, remember, we're not doing any, I think it's this character from "Nestor's List." The name of the actor or actress. - Okay, cool. Yeah, continue. - All right, cool. And I'm gonna do like three or four seconds in between movies for someone to shout something. Moving on.
Speaking of missions, my next job was in Africa, getting my hands on one of the world's most valuable assets and a lot of blood was spilt for me to do so. Three, two, one. By now, I've learned all about what it takes to keep a low profile and pretending to work for the bad guy. So this time, I've taken a job as an undercover cop trying to take down a mob boss and
but there's a snitch on the inside making my job way harder than it needs to be. Four, three, two, one. - If I say a name, am I out for the rest of the game? - No. - Denzel Washington. - That's never been a thing, has it? - It's not Denzel Washington. - Okay. - Next. This time, I've fallen in love. I'm young, I'm dumb, and I feel on top of the world. And I know I make her feel the same way.
She loves my art. She loves how I dance. And we go at it until the windows steam up. If we survive this, we're going to settle down and get a house on Revolutionary Road. Three, two. It's Leonardo DiCaprio. I was going to say Daniel Craig. Fair. Well done. Yeah, that was, I had a, that was mine. Bond movies are screaming at me, but fair.
- Very nice. - Which, can you say which movies that he has referenced for you to have got the answer? - I didn't write them down, so you'd have to start again. You'd have to read the first four again. - So if you run back through the sentences, can you then tell us which movies they are? - Who I was gonna say in the first one wasn't even a person, was anime. It was when you said, "He's killed my dad and I work for him." It was my man from, what's his name? Thorfinn.
Thorfinn. That's the first person that came to mind. From... I can't remember what it's called. Finland Saga. Finland Saga. Yeah, I thought it was Thorfinn. But yeah, sorry, continue. So, I can go for the rest of the thing if you want. I've still got like five more, but we've already got it. Go through the ones that we did. And you want to guess who it is? So, I broke up with my dad, so I made it my mission to get revenge. I pretended to work for him until my time finally came. Do you know what that is? No, again, because I thought Thorfinn. Gangs of New York.
Okay, I don't think I've seen that movie. Yeah, I did. I made sure to start off as like the niche-y ones. Yeah. So speaking of missions, my next job was tested on... Sorry. My next job was in Africa, getting my hands on one of the world's most valuable assets and a lot of blood was spilled for me to do so. That's when I thought Leonardo... Blood Diamond. That's when I thought Leonardo DiCaprio, but then I thought...
Maybe not. Let me chill. Cool. I thought of Lord Diamond, but I could only see... What's the black guy's name in there? Benjamin Honsu. Yeah, I could only see his face. I wasn't thinking Leonardo. Very nice. By now, I've learned about keeping a low profile and pretending to work for the bad guy. So I took a job as an undercover cop trying to take down a mob boss, but there's a snitch on the inside making my job way harder than it needs to be. That's when I thought Denzel Washington because I thought Inside Man. Nah, The Departed. Love that movie. Forgot that happened.
- Forgot that happened. - Yeah. - Love that movie, forgot that happened, wow. - Yeah. - What a movie. - So this one here is two in one. And I thought if anyone's gonna guess it, it's just gonna be the one that you're gonna guess. This is a two in one and it's a double entendre. I was so proud of myself. So listen up. This time I've fallen in love. I'm young and dumb and feeling on top of the world. And I know I make her feel the same way. She loves my art and the way I dance and until we go out until the windows steam up.
If we survive this, we're going to settle down and get a house on Revolutionary Road. So Titanic. Yeah. For the first part. Yeah. It's the first one. So young and dumb. She makes me feel on top of the world and I feel, make her feel the same way on top of the world. And then if we survive this, the Titanic, we're going to get a house on Revolutionary Road. Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio also have a movie together called Revolutionary Road. But they play husband and wife. I was doing gymnastics. Yeah. Nice. So after that, I had,
If you guys didn't get it, I would have kept going and we'll see if any of you men would have got it by now. So life's too good. I must be dreaming. Someone pinched me so I can wake up. Or maybe she's the dream. Maybe none of this is real. That's the inception. There's only one way to find out. Speaking of dreams, I'm chasing one right now. The American dream. I want to be rich, richer than God. The three hour, I can't remember, what's the movie called? The Wolf of Wall Street. Wolf of Wall Street, well done.
They want to throw me in jail for the way I've been acting.
but I'm not gonna let them. I'm too smart, I'm too quick. I need to keep the money flowing. So if they want me, they'll have to catch me. - Catch me if you can. - Very nice. Just like I catch them when they try and run from me. They're not people, they're property and they belong to me and I'll die before they make a fall out of me. - Candyland guy, what's his name? - Jango, very good. Very good, Ellis. - What's his name? - He shouts it.
Something can be. Calvin. Yeah, that's it. Calvin. And then finally, I can finally be myself. They're showing me as I truly am an actor in the city I love, the city of angels. It's just me and my best friend, my double against the world.
- Oh, the last Quentin Tarantino movie. - "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood". - "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood", yeah. - Nice. - Yeah, fair, good. - Cool. - Very good, very good pen game as well. - Yeah, sick. - GG's. - All right, cool. Leo, so 1.4 FooHard. - Six for him now. - Six free. - I like this game. I really like it, it's a thinker. - Very good. - It's a thinker. 'Cause if you hadn't said, "This is an actor, actress," I would have screamed Thorfinn from the first bar. - Oh, okay, okay. - Screamed it. I would have been devastated knowing I'm wrong. Who else could it be? - Yeah.
At the next description of movie At Inception That would have been me Fair But no strong Okay cool You've got a thread for us I do So the thread is Or the question is rather What's a sexual satisfaction That you didn't know you liked Until somebody brought it to your attention Okay Yeah And I think I saw This post Yeah so it was a post And I'm just reading out the comments Cool
Money left on the nightstand. Oh dear. Triggering. Money left on the nightstand, you know. Money left on the nightstand. They didn't know they liked that. Yeah, they didn't know they liked it. Get a taxi. Yeah, you deserve it. Yeah, this is for you. Go get some shoes. When they step on your head whilst in doggy. I saw that comment. I saw replies to that comment. Yeah. The thing is, that comment, I saw that comment. That's the only one I saw. That comment.
- It lit the crowd. - I'm not surprised. - Half the galley were like this, this, this, this, this. The rest of them were like, what's wrong with you? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - We know where I land. - The weirdest one for me is so many people are against mouth spitting.
People hate mouth spitting. So many people. I've probably said on this podcast like four times and every single time I was like, someone take James's mic when he comes to this mouth spitting stuff. I just don't understand what's so heinous about it. It's the least. If you think about it as a concept, it's grim. Oh yeah, as a concept, yeah. It doesn't transfer over to any other context.
situation in your life. - Yeah, it just shows how dark the space we're in right now is so dark and young. - When you're mentally in, you can only achieve it when you're mentally in that space. But ultimately it's the same as lips in. So it is. - Exactly. - It's lips in. - We're just lips in without tongues or lips. - Yeah, they over gas it. Anyway,
what's the sexual satisfaction that you didn't know you liked so somebody brought it to your attention um was making up after an argument about another girl and she slapped the fuck out of me while she was riding me and he put emoji like yeah he didn't know he was on that there's a fuck out of me slap the fuck out yeah there's a um
I've said it before. One of my favorite movies is a film called Sideways. Okay. With Paul Giamatti and another guy. I can't remember the other actor's name. Thomas Hayden Church. I didn't know his name. Sandra Oh is in it as well. Okay. But yeah, I spoke about it before. It's like two best friends. They go on a bachelor weekend. Okay. And...
Paul Giamatti plays a character called Miles. Thomas plays a guy called Jack. Miles, Jack's the one getting married. Miles just wants a chill weekend. They go to wine country. He's like, we're gonna drink some wine. We're gonna chat. We're gonna reminisce. It's gonna be decent. It's gonna be a great weekend. Jack's like, I need puss. I need it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I'm banging this weekend. Just so you know. Miles is like, please no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, Jack gets himself in trouble.
bangs one waitress. The husband comes home, is fucked. He has to run home naked. He damn near gets hypothermia. But anyway, he leaves his ring. He leaves the wedding rings at the girl's house. So he sends Miles in there to sneak in there in the middle of the night and get the rings. When he sneaks in there, the husband's in there banging the waitress. Banging the waitress is like, you want to cheat on me, yeah? You want to cheat on me, yeah? And she's like, I'm such a whore, I'm such a whore. He's banging her. And I was like,
That's so unhealthy, also healthy at the same time. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, your ability to forgive is something I can't fathom.
It's like, that's insane. - I mean, I want to say it's unhealthy, unhealthy. I'll say it's unhealthy, but sexy. That's the line. - Yeah. It was very cocky, very interesting. But yeah, it was, it was nuts. - Fucking hell. Left the rings, man. - Yeah. - Messed up. Right. Sexual satisfaction you didn't know you liked until some point to your attention. Sucking my toes. Lord, I had no clue I was with that shit. Jeez.
I think a lot of things is all about, we've spoken about this about getting your ass ate. It's all about the confidence it's delivered in. - 100%. - Like I think a lot of times, like if a girl likes getting her toes sucked, I think 50% of that satisfaction is knowing how badly he wants to do it. - Okay, I hear you. - I remember the first time I had top, it was hell. - Hell in what sense? - 'Cause she wasn't about it. It was like, we were learning stuff together. - I remember the first time I had top.
- I don't tell a lie. I don't remember the first time I had top. I remember the first time I had top with a girl I had sex with. I lost my virginity too. - Okay. That was different. - That was, she was experienced. - Yeah, yeah. I remember the first time I had experienced top. - Yeah. - I told you man about the harmonica too. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's what it sounded like. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You're making music. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Making music. - I was doing limericks.
I was doing limericks to stop from lying. Wow. Oh, God. Right. Sexual satisfaction. You didn't know you liked until someone brought it to your attention. Rose and back shots at the same damn time. Oh, dear. That's an evening. Yeah.
Roseanne backshot. - At the same damn time. - That's buck wild. - That is buck wild. - Okay, fair play. I can see why that would, yeah. Wow. Yeah, that's an experience. And you know Dolly's grabbing that ball. - Yeah. - He knows grabbing that ball. - Oh. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, he's in there. - Yeah. That's the one where he takes a swig and yeah, yeah. Yeah, the transfers. - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's a visual.
- That's a visual. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a visual. All right, next one. - Yeah, anyway, we need to be stopped. - Yeah, we do. - We do. - Carry on. - Public play. - Hmm. Yeah, I see the appeal. - The eating of the inside of the buns. Outstanding technique. Outstanding technique. - Wow, okay, cool. - Scamming the government.
- All right, chill. And last one. - Sexual satisfaction. - Scamming the government. - Fraud. - It just turns me on. I can't help it. - Yeah, wow, okay, cool. - Last one. Big areolas. Shake my head, I don't know why, but that shit turns me all the way on. Jeez Louise. - Yeah, bro. - Okay. - Yeah, bro. - Fair play. - Yeah, nice. Nice. Cool, man. That was a juicy one, guys. Thank you very much for that.
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