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- I didn't know what was gonna happen. - You didn't know if you had breakfast the next day. - Yeah, yeah. - You didn't know whether you had breakfast the next day. - When I look back, I said night. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'll see you in the morning. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Swear. - Dad! - Yeah, I'll see you pay rent. That's what you said. And we're back! - We're back indeed, guys. What is good? What is good? What is good? We usually start with an IG question, but I wanna give a quick spotlight, a quick shout out to someone that is doing something that he's wanted to do for a minute, and he is also
just clearly multifaceted, you know, and it's time for him to actually talk big, big shit popping about what he's doing. So Ellis...
The stage is yours. James probably thought I was talking about him. The stage is yours. - I hoped. - The stage is yours, sir. Talk to us. You've started a podcast. - I have. - And I want you to tell the world what it feels like and how you are getting on. - It's sick, man. Yeah, I've actually fucking started. - Gang. - Actually started, man. I've been wanting to do content for ages, especially with my mate. We even said in the first episode, like how long we've been wanting to do stuff, like make content together. It's mad.
But yeah, it's sick, man. It felt really good just getting the first episode out. Nice. You know what I mean? I didn't even, I purposely, I liked it, but I was editing over it and I was having those little things in my head where I was like, I'm not sure about this. Don't like the set. Don't like the lighting. Put it out.
So I was like, it's the first fucking episode. Just get it out, bro. Then you've started and then you can say you've started. So that's what I did. Like even the editing on purposely wasn't that great. So I was like, just editing, get it done. And it's done. So yeah, it's sick, man. And I'm like really, really enjoying it. - Good. I would have stabbed someone from the numbers you got on your first episode. - Yeah. - On our first episode, I would have stabbed someone. - It's crazy. Yeah, 'cause you put it in the group chat.
- You're taking the piss. - Yeah bro. You nearly got monetized from your first day. - First day, yeah. - I was livid bro. - Yeah man. - It took us like a year. - Yeah, I think it's on like 2K at the minute. - Swear! - Which is mad. - Let's go. - Big money Ellis. - It's mad, it's been up for like a week. I think a week today.
But yeah, mate, honestly, it's sick. And like, I can't describe the excitement I get when we're like planning and like, because we purposefully like don't really speak either. We'll literally message each other. And we just, all we do is message the topic of the week. Nice. So this is what this episode is going to be. And we won't talk and then we'll meet up and it's sick. And we're like, get proper gas stuff like when we're filming. And then like straight after we're like, cool, this is going to be next week's one. And we're just on it.
It's just sick, man. It's really, really, really good. I am loving it. Do you think this has helped with your confidence? Remember this one thing you spoke about? Yeah, massively. To be fair, my mate said, which I appreciate,
obviously since being on camera on this show he was like your confidence one in general your confidence has been higher gang he's noticed since i've been working with you guys which has been good nice we love to hear i know how sweet is that i really can't hear stuff like that yeah um i've had a lot of people tell me that by the way i'll fucking cry i promise you don't say stuff like that and um yeah and then but he said like when we filmed the the first episode he was like
your camera presence is a lot better. Like, because we, like I said, we kind of used to do stuff when we were younger, like little videos and stuff. Fuck me. Sorry, sorry, carry on, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Rewind. But yeah, like he was like, dude, I've noticed like a massive difference. Like he was like, you carried the first episode. He was like, I was nervous as shit and you carried it.
I was like, okay, cool. And he was like, mate, your transitions were good and like everything. He was like, mate. Transitions? Yeah. Come on, man. Let's go, man. It was good. It's, yeah, I think it's massively helped. And like I said, it's just helped just uploading it. Just uploading our first episode. Yeah, exactly. Literally just starting. And like that helped to my confidence. I was like, cool, we've got a podcast.
- Gang bro. - We've got a podcast. - I appreciate it, thank you. - I had to shine a quick light. So guys, everybody, I know Ellis, you're the editor anyway, so put your shit on the screen everywhere, description below. Have a seat podcast. He's nearly on 1K followers, 1K subs already. And the first video has got over 2K views. You're killing it, bro. So yeah, man, well played again. - Thank you. - I really thought you were gonna talk about me. - It's not about you all the time. - I'm sorry, G.
Sorry, G, this is time to shine. This is a big deal. It's a big deal. I'm really proud. It's a huge deal. I'm really proud. Everyone's doing madness. Did you think in terms of the stream? I didn't know what he was going to say. I just started talking. I thought the props were for him. Okay. I didn't think it was for me. I was like, wow, it's actually happening.
It's actually happening. It's actually happening. Because it's never happened. And I've done it for everyone. And you've never done it for me. And that's fine. But anyway, I actually didn't come empty handed today. Today's the day. Which one? Oh God. Which one is it? We had a few more flavors that we didn't get, but we're going to... Pipeline Bunch. We're going to America in a couple of days. And they have...
I can't wait for you to taste the sunrise. - Is it just called sunrise? - Ultra sunrise. - Ultra sunrise, okay. - And they- - I almost even got there. - Yeah. Have I given you the peach yet? Pause. - Pause, fuck. No, you have not. - All right, so you still got peach to go.
Sunrise to go And you've still got Mango Loco To go That's another sugary one That we'll get into But you've had the blue You've had the white And you've had the rosa Have I had the rosa? Yeah you had the rosa Yes Floral notes Yes yes yes yes Alright so this one
- It's pipeline punch. Now, I don't just do this one willy nilly. This is a sugary John. - Okay. - It's dangerous. - Okay. - It genuinely tastes like diabetes. - Yeah. - It's- - It's my kind of flavor. - Yeah, this is your bag. - Yeah. - And the colder, the better on this one. I don't think we've got it cold enough. - It's chaps bro. - Yeah, we did our best. - It's chaps. - This one's the colder the better. - Right. - It is just the flavor of the tropics.
It's the flavour of the tropics Yeah Yeah it's exotic Yeah And it makes you feel Yeah rejuvenated Okay So give that one a sip I know you're not drinking The whole thing anymore Yeah yeah yeah Cause Alright But yeah You can taste the difference In the sugar Smell it Yeah It smells banging in it It does Ooh It's kind of got essence Of like a Fanta fruit twist Mmm It does Yeah It's very fruit twisty Mmm It's nice
- I like it. - Gang. - I do like this one. - I have about one of those a year when I'm suffering. - Oh really? - Yeah, I'm suffering. - You can obviously feel the difference in every single one you take. - Yeah, but yeah, the sugar in it, yeah. It gets your blood going. But the crash. - Oh, I bet. - Caffeine and sugar simultaneous. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - You'll be swerving. - Bro, you're going through the floor. - Say less. Okay, they're nice. - All right, gang. - Well, that one is nice rather. - What's your ranking system?
That's annoying because I'd have to try them back to back to back to have the better memory. I did really like the white one when we first had it. I've had white, I've had blue, I've had this and I've had... - Rosa. - Rosa. I would say white, probably this number two.
Blue and then Rosa. I can't really remember the Rosa one. I know it had the floral notes. Yeah. I can't really remember. Okay. Yeah. But I would go white and punch top two so far. Fair. All right, gang. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. People have been messaging me just pictures of Monster every day. Every day. Why? They hope it's a game. I don't know. It's just a cult, bro. That's jokes. Yeah. We just sip stuff and then.
- Talk about it. - Fair play. - But we've got question of the week now. - We do have question of the week this week. - So what's the title again? - What is something your parents lied to you about that you believed? - Cool, you wanna go or me go? - That their names are mom and dad. - Bro, it's actually crazy that like in every household universally for some reason there's nothing more disrespectful than calling your dad by his name or you, especially mom. - Yeah. - Calling your mom, Sarah or whatever.
- Yeah. - It's immediate hands. - Yeah, facts. It's a level of disrespect you can't come back from. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, no way. - You can't come back from that. - And it's crazy. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Wow. - 'Til they die. - Yeah, I remember the transition from mommy to mom was enough. - Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I remember that was, daddy to dad was terrifying. I remember being, where was I?
I think, where the f- Where was I? When I, when I, when I decide, I think I was in like year six because I knew it was getting on now. I was like, the broskies can't hear me say daddy. Call the grown man daddy. Nah, bro. Come on, man. Yeah. I'm like three years from puberty. This can't run. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I remember the day my dad, my dad, I think my dad put us to bed.
and then was leaving the room and I said, "Night, dad." And I remember my heart stopped. I was like, "Night, dad." And he stopped and was like, "Night." And walked off. And I was like, I remember when he left, I was like, "Fuck, fuck, fuck." I didn't know what was gonna happen. - You didn't know if you had breakfast the next day. You didn't know whether you have breakfast the next day. And I look back and said, "Night." - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - "I'll see you in the morning." - Yeah, swear. - Dad. - Yeah, I'll see you pay rent. That's what you said.
You got rent money. All right. You got big dick money. Yeah, you got, yeah. Big boy now. Yeah. Sleep on the fucking floor. Fucking hell. All right, cool. Man said, bro, my parents used to tell me when I turned the light on in the car at night, we'd get pulled over and I'd get arrested.
- Every motherfucker put that. - Bro! - My parents told me that when I was young. - My dad used to say that the cars in front of us or the cars coming towards us would think there's two cars in a row and it'll cause an accident. It didn't even make sense, but I was like, "Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay." - Let me be careful. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, off. - Let me be careful. - Yeah, off.
Do you know how crazy that is? Two cars in a row. He'd think there's two cars back to back and it'll cause an accident. Oh my God. Parents would say anything. Anything. I believed it for years. All right. What's something your parents lied to you about that you believed? Come here. It's fine. I won't hit you. That's not on. I don't think I ever got that one. Did you? No.
- Not the entrapment of come here, it's fine. I won't hit you. Like I would just get beat. So no, I didn't get that one. - Drinking milk would make me grow. It did nothing but give me kidney stones and I'm still the same fucking height. - Kidney stones? - Kidney stones. I've heard that's the most painful thing. - Yeah, my mum had those. - Really? - When I was probably like either primary school or probably year seven. No, probably primary school, yeah. Yeah. - She doesn't piss them out? - I think she went to the hospital, bro.
And it got them removed. Cause I remember she had them in the little. Yeah, yeah. She had them in one of them things. Yeah. I remember. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. I'm praying I never get that. Kidney stones? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the point? Facts. As beautiful as a human body is, sometimes it does shit that's just not necessary. Not necessary. What do you mean stones in my kidneys? That's crazy stuff. Crazy stuff. All right, cool. If I scratch my belly button, my stomach will explode. I've never heard that.
- I've never heard that. - What's the issue with letting your child scratch their belly button? - Fuck knows. - Parents see anything that annoys them and just says, "That's enough." - Yeah, yeah, let me make up a lie so they stop. - Yeah, yeah, that's enough. What's a lie your parents told that you believed that they loved each other? That's a preach. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Simultaneous.
Yeah. They loved each other. Goodness me. That they sold my siblings because they were too stubborn. Oh, there was, there was, there was man in here before you. And we sold them because they were stubborn. So you better act up. Stubborn. Yeah. We sold your siblings. That's terrifying. Right. If I went too long without eating and my stomach started to rumble, those are little monsters growing in there and they would start eating me from the inside out. Oh my God.
Why would you do that to a kid? Let them be hungry if they don't want to be hungry. Why would they do that to a kid? That's crazy. What kind of family is so concerned about you eating that if your stomach rumbles one time, there's monsters in there and about to eat you up?
The only way I can flip it is if maybe they're at the dinner table and the kid isn't eating and then the stomach's rumbling and they're like, oh, to scare him to eat. Because he don't like asparagus and then think that. Yeah, that's the only thing I can think of. Fucking eat. Yeah, it's a lunch that he didn't want. Yeah. Yeah. All right, next one.
If you cross your eyes whilst the wind hits you, you'll remain cross-eyed forever. - Yeah, I remember that. They said about pulling silly faces as well. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Better hope that wind don't change, boy. - Your face will stay that way. - Yeah, you're gonna stay that way. I used to think, what does wind change you for me? - That was the eyelid one for me. - You used to do that to him? - I didn't used to do it, but I tell her, I actually think I did. But I've heard, well, people used to say back in the day, if the wind hits you doing that, you'll stay there or you'll go blind. - You'll go blind? - Yeah, one of them.
- I stopped doing it that day. Yeah. I stopped doing it that day. - You'll go blind. - Bro. - Oh bro, them drones are pink on the inside of it. - Yeah, they are. - I used to hate them people, but them bitches are pink. - They are, they are. - Wow, okay, cool. This was jokes. This was fucking jokes, bro. When the ice cream truck plays the music, it means the ice cream's finished.
I'm sure you said your mum used to say that. Probably, bro. I'm sure you said it's on the pod. I don't remember that. When the ice cream truck plays this music, it means that ice cream's actually finished. Yeah, I'm sure. I feel like you did. My mum's just started his shift. He's trying to shot. That's backwards, man. They really don't want their kids to be happy sometimes. To be fair, I'll be surprised if I said that one. My mum actually used to dub us with some ice cream. I've heard someone say that before. I feel like it was in the studio. Maybe. It sounds like something Jacob would say.
- Maybe, who knows? Mannequins are children that misbehaved in stores. - Oh fuck. - Yeah. - That sounds like some Hansel and Gretel type thing. - Bro, that's scary. - That is scary. - That's scary. - That's really scary. - You can't tell a kid that, man. - We used to hide in the clothes shop. - I remember you telling me. - Oh, that's when Howard got lost. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And you're like, "Ma, she sparked you." - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - She sparked you. When you reunited, she sparked you. - Yeah, bro. - River Island, I'll never forget.
Right. My parents were never together and married other people. But when I was 11... Oh, God. What? I know I wrote this, but I wrote it like a week ago. And it's... Wow. Okay. Wow. My parents were never together and married other people. But when I was 11, I caught my dad fingering her and they gaslit me until my dad's funeral. I called my mom out and she finally admitted it.
- Fingering is absolutely diabolical. I think I would rather walk in on my parents fucking than my dad fingering. - 100% because you have no decorum for where you are. - Fingering is nuts, bro. Do you understand? Your parents are sick. - Your parents are blosky. - Yeah, they're horny and they're married to other people.
- She denied it till his deathbed. - Yeah, till the day he died. - That's crazy. - Until his funeral, she said, "I know it was you." - That's crazy. - I know he fingered you, the mom said, "Fine." - Fine, it was him. - Fine, yes, he did. Are you happy? - Oh, that's crazy. - Oh, God. - My mother told me she had a brain tumor, so I do my chores. - Oh my God, that's not funny. - That's trauma. - That's not funny. - That's trauma. - The two don't even come inside. - They don't, bro. - Oh, God, that's just guilt.
- Right, last one for me. What's a lie your parents told that you believed? That if I look at a full moon, I'll wet the bed. That's the funniest one you've had. That's the funniest one you've read. Oh my God. - If I look at a full moon, I'll wet the bed. Bro, there's no incentive to tell a child he can't look at the moon. Why would you tell him that?
Oh god that's funny. That's fucking funny. - Oh god. That was actually hilarious. That was fucking hilarious. - Oh god. - I'm making you sweat. Fuck sake. - All right. What is something your parents lied to you about that you believed? That my mum got pregnant with my brother by praying extra hard. Be fucking for real, you ain't Mary.
- By praying extra hard. - Extra hard. - Something else is extra hard. - I prayed extra, extra hard. - All right. That Jesus was on the roof watching to see if we were being naughty. - Jesus? - Jesus was on the roof. - That's hilarious. - I caught my mom farting and she told me it was her back. And I believed her. - Mom's popping is the most bart's ting.
Pet both bro Yeah like Both Both Yeah I remember my dad used to fart And just not say shit And he would just open the windows In the whip My dad would fart Watching football And not move He would just fart And continue watching football It would startle the whole family And he would just continue Watching football My yard my rules It's natural love Oh my god
- I'm laughing today. I'm laughing today. - Bro. - Oh. - It's crazy. I'll do one more. - All right, go. - What is something your parents lied to you about that you believed? If you whistle during the night, you're calling out for ghosts. - You're calling out for ghosts. - Oh, that's funny. - Oh God, parents are the funniest thing, bro. - Oh my God. - You're calling for ghosts.
- The thing is the parents will say it, the parents will say it and forget about it in 10 seconds. - 100%. - The kid will remember it for the next decade. - 100%. - And they just won't whistle again. - Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. - There's someone out there who hasn't seen a full moon 'cause they don't wanna piss the bed. - Facts, bro. - Oh, bro, it's long. That's so funny. - I'm actually trying to think if there's anything that I believe, apart from like the light in the car thing,
- Is there anything I believe that my parents said to me? - Arthritis. - Yeah. - I think they genuinely believed that though. - Yeah. - Yeah, most people think they genuinely believed it. - I click almost every, pretty much every joint. - Every joint. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - To be fair, I think that's it. I can't even think of one, but there's been loads for sure. - I think like stuff like just misbehaving, like they're just calling feds. - Oh, raw. - Calling feds and they'll take you.
Oh, bro. I don't think I've had that thought. Or if I like, yeah, if I take my seatbelt off, like, it's charged. Like, if I take my seatbelt off, police are pulling us over and they're taking someone and it's not going to be my dad. Oh, no.
- 'Cause he's on top. - Yeah, yeah. - He's on top. - His Zeebo's on. - Oh my God. - But now I can't really remember that many. That many lies. - Anyway guys, is it time for back to school? - No, we got the Whoop update first. - Oh yeah, we have got the Whoop update. - Oh, why are you doing this?
- I don't know. - Okay, cool. - I'm just, I'm just. - Oh, okay, I feel you outside the zone. - No, no, no, I'm chilling. - Okay, cool, whoop update. Quick and concise. So guys, if you are new here, you're wondering, whoop update, what's that? That's this joint on my wrist right here. You thought it was a Cartier, it's not. It's whoop. - This one. - The one I can't lift. - Yeah.
- Love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it. - Man said your walls is too heavy. - The one I can't lift, energy. - I have to right here. - I'm sweating today. All right, cool. This joint on my wrist right here. - Yeah. - Whoop, yeah? - Yeah. - So this is a wearable fitness tracker.
We are an eight week challenge. It's called the SNG Super 8, where Fuhad, I, Ellis and Rem are challenging each other week by week to see who has taken their health and fitness the most serious. Okay. So this is measured across strain. So that's based on how much effort you're putting in your workouts, how much cardiovascular work you're doing on a day. And just in terms of day to day stress and strain. Recovery, which is...
- Dependent on heart rate. - Dependent on heart rate variability. - Resting heart rate. - Resting heart rate. - Sleep. - Sleep. - Skin temperature. There's loads. - Skin temperature.
Diet comes into it. Just a whole bunch of stuff. How much you were recovering day after day after day. And then finally sleep. How well are you sleeping? How many hours are you awake at night? Like how much REM sleep are you getting? How much like light sleep are you getting? All that kind of stuff, right? So every week we've been messaging, messaging, every week we've been measuring how we're getting on. This is now week six. Six. Six.
- We're tallying up for week six. - We're tallying up for week six. - Oh wow, damn. - Jeez. - I'm a week behind. - I feel like I'm a week behind, yeah. - I thought this was tallying for week five and we're in six now. - Nah, bro. - We're in seven now, tallying for six. - Yep. - Crazy. - Damn. - Okay guys, so cool. After week six, the stand in is in fourth place. We have Ellis with 41 points. - Nice.
In third place, we have Fuhad with 43 points. Second place, we have Rem with 44 points. And in first place, we have... James. James with 52 points. Okay. Okay, two weeks left. Two weeks left. Two weeks left. Um...
Full disclosure though. This is the time for you man, because we are going away next week. - I'm away this week and next week. - Yeah, Fouad's charged. - Oh shit. - Fouad's charged. So he's away this week and next week. I'm away next week. I don't train on work days as we know. So it's an opportunity for you man to do some stuff.
- Okay. - But yeah, I didn't actually, where did I land on? - Strain. - Strain, because I've been coming last every week on strain. - I'm last. - I was third. - Yeah, I was last. - Fair. You man, averaging 14.9, 14.7, you might have been straining. - Yeah. - You might have been straining. - I have to do some. - Fair. I really, really, really wanted one week where I could beat one of you man on strain. I don't think I've beat either of you man for the entire thing on a single week for strain.
And it's not gonna be this week. Maybe next week. I think I can do it next week. - The recovery and sleep for me has always marked me. I think more my recovery than my sleep. 'Cause I could have like six and a bit to seven and it's in power with almost everyone else, but it's the recovery that fucks. - Yeah, I've been blessed with recovery. - I don't think I've ever seen you in green. - I've had maybe four greens in six weeks. - Really? - You've not had many greens at all. Same with me, I've had like three greens probably. - You're a snorer there as well, aren't you? - Snorer. - I promise you, I reckon that's a lot to do with it.
Interesting. And I think I asked you this, I've never asked you, do you check your actual light sleep, awake? I see it, but I don't like diving. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I look at mine religiously. Yeah, I would reckon, yeah, I reckon you'll probably be in a snorer.
you're probably awake a lot. So even if you get nine hours, I reckon you're awake for a bit. - Without, yeah, like subconscious sleep. - Yeah, subconscious sleep or in light sleep for ages. - When you sleep, even if you had a long sleep, do you feel rested? - Not always. - Yeah, 'cause that's the thing. You might not be, like James said, you might just be awake in the night. So I get that a lot. I can sleep like,
nine hours and still feel terrible. - Oh bro. - I have not slept. - If I get a solid eight in there, I think I've got the other day I got 98% recovery. I was bouncing off the walls. You man, I'm locked in with it. Anyway, so guys, here's the plan, right? So after we finish this,
It's clear no one can touch me. So we're gonna have to take the challenge outside of the studio to make it... I wanna wet my beak a little bit. I wanna feel challenged. So in order to make that happen, what we need you to do guys is go to join.woop.com/sng, okay?
Head on over there and you can get a WHOOP and you can try it for 30 days risk-free. Zero commitment. If you don't like it, charge it. But you will like it. And what's gonna happen is in two weeks time when we finish this guys, we are setting up a 12 week WHOOP challenge with all of you guys. We're gonna open up our community tab where everyone can join all together. There's a sick chat function in there so we can all keep up. You guys will see where everyone is. You can see when daddy's had a bad night's sleep. Facts.
and I'll be expecting messages to see wagwan. And you can see when I'm rested. So join us guys. I wanna see elite athletes in there. I wanna be asking people for tips. Sharon, how are you getting that recovery up? Dave, wagwan for this strain, it's not making sense. So guys, join.woop.com/sng. Join us on the 12 week S&G challenge. And like we said, guys,
In three months time, pretty much just in time for the O2 show, everyone in there is gonna be grown and sexy. - Whooped up. - Yeah, minimal garms will be worn because everyone's carved out of their skin. I'm very excited.
Right. So next up on the agenda, we have back to school. My favorite topic. Okay, let's do it. Ellis, can you please remind the class of the scores, please, sir? Yeah. So scores are James four, Rem one,
at this one let's go guys if you're new here which you shouldn't be and if you are you should be ashamed of yourself back to school is all about getting you literally back to school i'll be asking the guys key stage three questions it could be a variety of maths english science spanish french who knows um and yeah they have to get the answers right five questions five answers and they swap the whiteboards at the end question number one what is the symbol for sodium
What is the symbol for sodium? Question number two. See if you can find the pronoun, pronangs? Pronouns in the following sentence. They were grateful for the hot tea mom gave them. They were grateful for the hot tea mom gave them. Question number three. Spell frivolous. Spell frivolous. Question number four.
Ruby has three kilos of sugar. Megan has half as much as Ruby and Ellie has half as much as Megan. How much sugar does Ellie have? Let me say it again. Ruby has three kilos of sugar. Megan has half as much as Ruby. Ellie has half as much as Megan. How much sugar does Ellie have? Final question. What is the capital city of
of Canada. What is the capital city of Canada? Question number one. What is the symbol for sodium? What do you have on Alice's board? - Rem wrote S. - What did James write? - SU. - What did Alice write? - SU. - You're all wrong, unfortunately it's NA. - NA? - NA. - It's non-applicable. - Sodium. - Sodium is NA.
What's SU? SU is sulphur. S is probably silicone. Or S is nothing, I think. I think SI is silicone. See if you can find the pronouns in the following sentence. They were grateful for the hot tea mum gave them. The answers are they, them. I'm such a fucking... Honestly, I knew it was they and then I bought mum.
There's a second one. Mum is not a pronoun. Mum's not far off though. It's not far off. Yeah, but it's so obviously they, them in hindsight. So he's got two, there's two. You can only get one point, I'm assuming, for each one, isn't it? So this one you can get two points. Okay, so I got one. Yeah. So one for they. If you got two, then it's two. All right. At least I got one. Spell frivolous. The spelling is F-R-I-V-O-L-O-U-S. F-R-I-V-O-L-O-U-S.
O-L-O-U-S. Ruby has three kilos of sugar. Megan has half as much as Ruby. And Ellie has half as much as Megan. How much sugar does Ellie have? The answer is 750 grams. I don't know what I did. I don't know what I did. Neither do I, fam. Neither do I. I just don't know what I did. Last but not least, this is a paid advertisement for BetterHelp. Roll. Talk to me. Real quick, ask me what my self-care non-negotiables are. What? Grounding. Grounding.
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BetterHelp.com slash GiggsPod today to get 10% off your first month. That's BetterHelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash GiggsPod. What is the capital of Canada? What's on your board? What's on your board, Ellis? And what's on your board? Vancouver. You were all wrong, he was right. The answer is Ottawa.
- Ottawa. - Ah, okay. - Can we tally up the scores and if there is a sudden death necessary, I would continue. - So this one's out of six, yeah? - This one is out of six 'cause the they/them was a two pointer. - Cool. - What did Rem get? - Rem got one out of six. - Ellis, what did James get? - James got four out of six. - And what did Ellis get? - One out of six. - One out of six. - I'm not gonna say nothing. - I'm not gonna say anything. - I was about to wipe the iPad.
- And that's, that's back to school guys. - Yeah. - I hope you guys got six out of six at home. If you didn't, let us know what you got wrong. And if you're playing along at home, let us know what you got right. - All right, cool. I know you want to speak about United, which has been long awaited and I'm very excited. I watched a bit of a United game the other day. - Ooh. - Yeah, I watched you put paws on Rem's team.
- Yeah, I watched you put pause. I also watched an Arsenal game. That was fantastic. You made it good? That was sensational. - That was a good game. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That was a good game. - But just before you get into that, randomly, I was thinking, I know on Patreon we do a lot of chat about music recently. - Okay. - Speaking of guys,
I didn't do my intro. So, if you would like to know what we're talking about, head on over to patreon.com/shitsandgigs. It's gonna cost you three pound a month. - 10p a day. - Run the pizza, S&G. - Zero. - As you may have seen, if you follow us on any of your socials, we started mixing up the game on content over there. We just recently did a chef episode. - We did. - Where me and Fiord took part in a cooking challenge. That was awesome and intense. - Sick.
We've just did a vlog for Foo Head's birthday, which was also super fun. We have our log cabin show that we do, lots of games and video submissions and voice note submissions and all kinds of stuff from the fan base over there, as well as a gazillion episodes and just an overall good time. - Indeed. - But I was listening. Do you ever just sing songs randomly without deep in what you're saying?
- Sometimes, yeah. My brain does that a lot, yeah. - So like you're singing the lyrics, but I'm saying like you don't- - You're not digesting actually what you're saying. - You're not digesting what these men are actually on about. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Bro, I was singing, flipping, what's the song? "Another Love" by Tom O'Dell. I was randomly singing the song and I was thinking,
This guy sounds like he's spitting. Let me actually deep the lyrics of what he's saying. So I do this a lot. I'll sing a song and I'll be like, this guy's running bars. Let me actually check the lyrics. And I'll say, bro, do you know what this song is all about? Obviously it's pretty obvious from the chorus. Man's on about a ting that he wants to give his all to, but he physically can't because his ex ting took everything. So there's a one bar in the second verse. Man said, if somebody hurts you, I want to fight, but my hands have been broken one too many times.
So I'll use my voice. I'll be so fucking rude. Words they always win, but I know I'll lose. And I'd sing a song that would just be ours, but I sang them all to another heart. And I want to cry. I want to learn to love, but all my tears have all been used up. Rah. You, man. Rah. On another love. Yeah. Yeah. All my tears have all been used up on another love, bro. Yeah, that's penmanship. Pen game. He's been through it. Yeah, damn.
- Damn. - And I was like, damn, Tom. You've been through stuff. Man said my hands have been broken too many times. I can't fight for you. - That is a bomb.
That's a ball. Bro. Wow. I want to fight, but my hands have been broken too many times, bro. She took everything from me. And I'm desperate to give it to you. I physically can't. It's crazy how, like you said, sometimes we're deep in and singing lyrics or rapping along to stuff. And we actually don't put our minds and bodies into the soul of the song.
The person performing it. The person before me and like when they were performing this song, like they were in a space when they wrote these lyrics. This is why they call them artists. Yeah, bro. This is why they call them artists, bro. Because they're literally writing down how they feel. They're writing their pain. They're writing everything on that piece of paper. I can't do it. I could never do that. I can't do it.
I actually, I've tried as well. If I'm breaking down, the next thing I'm not thinking about is writing lyrics. Yeah. I'm not writing lyrics about my heartbreak. Yeah. I can't. I physically can't. I can't. It's going to take, it would take me years of therapy to get vulnerable enough. And I've been vulnerable, you man. To actually put pen to paper and be like, this is what she did to me. This is what she did to me. This is how I feel. Damn. Mmm.
- Damn. - Yeah, fair play, man. - Fair play. - Those are bars. - Fucking bars. - My hands have been broken too many times. That's why I can't fight for you. - Yeah. - On another love. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's, that's, that's penmanship. - Bro. Wow, crazy. Anyway, United. What we saying? - United. Yeah, guys, obviously you guys know Die Hard, Red, Bleed Red, all them teams there. Haven't spoken about my beloved Red Devils in a while. And
- The reason why I stopped was because I said, every time I predict something, it goes down the drain. I was sick and tired of predicting something and then the match happening and then the episode coming out afterwards. And I'm like, you know, fuck this, I'm done with this. I'm absolutely done with this.
We've had a rocky start to the season. We've had a rocky December as well. It wasn't the best for us and we were losing a lot of players due to injury and we just weren't finding our feet. We weren't finding our best start in 11. We were leaking in goals everywhere.
And it just was very, very nerve-wracking to watch United play on a week-by-week basis. And it's been like that for years. I can't remember the last time I've watched a United game and not been nervous. Regardless of the opposition. Regardless of the opposition. Because I could watch...
I could, for example, watch like Newcastle versus Luton and be confident. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That Newcastle are going to tuck them in. I could watch Brighton and West Ham and be like, oh, right, this is going to be a fucking good game. Yeah. It's not going to be like an outright winner, but it's going to be a good game. You can have Brighton and United, bro. I would think on paper, United are tucking us in or United are winning. Yeah. We get tucked in 3-1. That's crazy. Do you know what I mean? And it's like, I've got to sit back now because we're not the same United we used to be. Yeah.
But as of 2024, I've let United breathe. I've just let them do their thing. And there's a guy called Anthony. He has not been playing on the left wing anymore.
And it's been fantastic for us because he's on the bench because he's not playing good football. So we now have Rashford on the left and Garnaccio on the right. And we've not lost a game in 2024. And I am so, so happy. There have been some scrapers. We played Wolves a few weeks ago. We only beat them 4-3 at their end. And Kobi Meynou is a young, talented player.
teenager, 18 years old, that is like carrying the midfield at times sometimes. And it's just wonderful to see that we are back in a form and in a place that I can be proud and be happy to be a United fan. And just actually, even though it's still heart palpitations, I can be happy with the end result. I can be like, okay, we go again next week. This, you know. The last time we actually...
the last time we actually lost was in december um i think we lost uh to west ham maybe on the 26th or something like that but ever since then we've been playing well i've been happy with the squad and my most feared game was against aston villa because i think the last time we played them did we win we beat you i think we beat you at home but again it was a tough game yeah and astonville have had a very very good run they've been
They were second for a while in the table. They've dropped down to, I think, fifth now, but they're still within European qualification positions. And this is Aston Villa we're talking about. They've never been there in their entirety, you know? And right now we have almost one of the best run of forms bar Man City. We've got a really good form going on right now, you know?
And it's just nice to see. The point difference is still the point difference at Iswa is we just have to keep winning. We just have to keep winning. And I still, someone asked me, I think someone asked me on the Zoom, our last Zoom that we did, do I think United are gonna get European position? I still think we'll get fifth. We'll be lucky to get fourth, but I still think we'll get fifth. I'm just happy to see that we're in a better place and touch wood if we keep all the players that we have fit and healthy.
- Yeah, I think we'll be back and better and just this half of the season is gonna be our season. - Gang. - It's gonna be a better season than it's been bro because yeah, Eric Tien Haag is on the ropes. - Fair play. - He's on the ropes bro. - I'm glad for you G. Yeah, I was watching it. I was at the gym the other day with Lewis and the Arsenal game came on and it was lovely. Like I think I enjoy being around- - People that like watching football, yes. - Yeah, I enjoy being around people who love football
Way more than I enjoy watching it. And just watching it with him. And he was saying at the start, he was like, bro, West Ham, like, we can't, we've struggled to score against them. It's up to them in 6-0. Yeah. 6-0. 4-0 in the first half was great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it should have been more. Yeah, he was like, because he was like, I don't think we can go and train until I'm confident. Mm.
that I can leave my team to get on with it. - Yeah, okay, okay, okay. - I don't think we can go upstairs and hit the gym until I know that they're in safe hands. - Yeah, I would have probably done the same. - Yeah, yeah, four nil, he was like, "All right, let's go." - Let's go. We would have had to stay the whole night for minutes. We wouldn't have trained, bro.
We wouldn't have trained until that United whistle was, that final whistle was blown at the United game. - Yeah, but the first thing I was like, Phil's gonna be stressed 'cause they've got Aston Villa and they've had a season. - They've had, facts, they've had a season. - Yeah. - Unai Emery has done bits for that team. And the one thing that pissed me off was Unai Emery came, I think, at the midway last season and his first game was against United at their ground and we lost 3-1.
And I was, it's never a good time to play a team mid season with a manager change. It's never good, regardless of the team. It's never good because the spirits of the team are high. We've replaced the manager. It's a new found love and new found spirit. And everyone just wants the ball out. And since then, bro,
Villa are playing like Newcastle were playing last season. And I remember I was saying last season, Newcastle are going to do top four. They did top four. Fair play. I still think Aston Villa will get Europe. I don't think they'll get Champions League. All right, bet. But yeah, very, very, very strong season for them. I think what United and Emery has done for Aston Villa, I have to hold my hands up here. It's amazing to see. As a football fan, it's amazing to see, bro. It's made...
These last few seasons have made the Premier League very much more like contesting with Aston Villa, Newcastle, West Ham, Brighton. I would say those four teams have made the top half of the table beautiful to watch football. Beautiful to watch football.
Say less. Yeah, man. Say less. All right. Yeah, man. Bet. That's all I have to say. Gang, I'm glad we're getting back into it. We're getting back into it. All right, bet. Right, I've got a dilemma. Okay. Again, from our favorite ghostwriters, Six Brown Chicks, yeah? Yeah, I love them. So, greetings from Mississippi. I'm a married high school art teacher. I had an affair with the married father of one of my top students. We were careful and responsible. We were only having fun.
We were never meant to ruin our home fronts. Right before Christmas break, my student used her father's laptop to complete an assignment and she found our Facebook messages. She captured the racy messages, printed them out and gift wrapped Christmas gifts with the messages. She gave the gifts to her friends. Bro, the messages are embarrassing. Quotes, I can't wait to ram that dick down my throat again, etc, etc.
The DMs blew up with pics of this. I'm sorry, my DMs blew up with pics of this. Former students are threatening to create a t-shirt line with the messages. Former students? What's their business? My husband, oh, she said, sorry, former students in brackets who I failed are threatening to create a t-shirt line with the messages. My husband is telling everyone to embarrass me.
And he's leaving me. Facts. How do I stop the madness? I tried to have the students suspended, but the school doesn't want to get involved in a free speech lawsuit. And she didn't gift anyone on school grounds. I might lose my job. My lover has not responded to any of my messages. I can't wait to ram that dick down my throat. I knew that's the one that's going to stick your head. Two. Yeah. Two. There's...
On Mark Zuckerberg's internet? Brother, like, if I was in secondary school or whatever and I saw that on my dad's laptop about my teacher, there's no way I'm printing that and wrapping that for gifts for the class. I'm closing the laptop and I'm going to bed. Like, you're embarrassing your surname still. 100%. Like, what...
What do you gain from that? Yeah, bro. What do you gain from that? Give it to all your brethren and say, look at my dad, look at my dad, look at my dad. That's insanity. So embarrassing, bro. That's insanity, bro. Yeah, I'm not on that. Damn. There's no advice. My lover won't respond to any of my messages. He's not your lover. Yeah, he's done. He's definitely not your lover. He's done now. He risked it all and he lost it all. Fat.
- He raced it all and he lost it all. - Yeah, you placed it, it's the dice you rolled. - Yeah, boy. - Stuff like that makes me laugh. Right in the dick down my throat. - You can't send messages like that. - You cannot. - 'Cause I'm coming to school. - What do you mean, man? - I'm picking up on you every day. - Oh, God. - Jesus Christ. - That's such a message. - Yeah. - Jesus Christ.
This is crazy stuff. You know he pulls up in a suit as well. He does. You just know he does. Just a little bit. One of my top students. Right. So, I know we skipped it last week, but I have a Who Am I This Week. I'm guest. I know you guys sometimes don't use your boards for notes and shit, so feel free, whatever. No.
- You're locked in today? - It's all in there. - So this one, I did it last time I did it a little bit different. You guessed Kanye West, very well done. You did a good job. Do we have the scores or no? - Yeah. So scores are Farad three, Rem two, me zero. - Oh damn, Rem two as well, three two. Okay, gang, very nice. Okay.
So before, as I was doing it, I was doing chapter one, give you a chance. Chapter two, give you a chance. Chapter three, give you a chance. This time, similar to last time, I'm going to go through the whole thing and then it's first come first served. Okay. So this one is in the form of a letter. So I've written this one.
- You're a creative. You're a little creative unit. - So this one is in the form of a letter. So this is the character sending a letter to his love. - All right. My dearest W, since I last saw you and returned here to the troop, I feel lost. Me and the boys are all just lost.
Without your love and guidance, we're just a bunch of kids playing at being soldiers. They think I can lead them and I can't. They put me on a pedestal and I won't lie, most of the time it's got my head in the clouds. It makes me feel like I can do anything. But the reality is, it's all just make-believe. The enemy is fast approaching and I'm not sure we're going to win this one. He scares me. He'll never know it and I'll never show it, but he really, really scares me.
When I close my eyes at night, I see his face and I panic. He's got his hooks in and I can't escape. But I know time is on my side. There's no escaping the clock and the jaws of death will get to him way before me. Please come back, W. You belong here. This is your home. This is your land and I'll never tell you any different.
She's got nothing on you. She's half the woman you are. And she sits on my shoulder like a little devil and whispers lies and promises magic. Just come home, W. We're lost boys without you. It's penmanship, right? I have no clue. Cool. So you're welcome to take guesses now or I can do what I did last time. Go through it again and reiterate the clues in the letter. I have no guess for now. Peter Pan.
- It's fucking Peter Pan. Well fucking done. - Yes! - Well fucking done. - Let's go! - I was never getting it. Now I know the answer to Peter Pan, I was never getting it. - Get me the fuck out of here, man. - No way. - What made you get it? - What can go away? - Enemy has hooks. Also, wait, let me see. - I was playing on the W thing. I was trying to figure out W. - It's true, Peter Pan leads his soldiers.
Jaws of enemies approaching There was something else as well that I didn't write But yeah I thought Peter Pan it was Actually I was thinking more Shoulder Shoulder was Tinkerbell Yeah And that was I wanted to say Tinkerbell I was thinking no I don't think it was Tinkerbell And then yeah Being the The hook That was definitely Yeah Peter Pan
- Well, fucking done. - Fair enough. - So yeah, I'll go through and I'll tell you. So W is Wendy. I'm pretty sure Homegirl's name is Wendy. - Yeah. - I didn't even double check to see if it was Wendy. - Wait, I think it is Peter Pan and Wendy, yeah. - My dearest W, W is Wendy. Since I last saw you and returned here to the troop, that being the troop of the Lost Boys, I feel lost, Lost Boys. Me and all the boys are just lost, Lost Boys.
without your love and guidance with just a bunch of kids they're all kids playing at being soldiers that's what they do i think i've seen people once i would never have gotten this ever they think i can lead them and i can't peep on their leader they put me on a pedestal and it's got my head in the clouds he flies they make me feel like i can do anything but it's all just make believe so in neverland it's all just made up yeah the enemy's fast approaching and i'm not sure we're gonna win this one he scares me he'll never know it and i'll never show it um so in peter pan
He always mocks Captain Hook. Never shows him that he's scared. But he really, really scares me. When I close my eyes at night, I see his face and I panic. He's got his hooks in, Captain Hook, and I can't escape. But I know time is on my side. There's no escaping the clock and the jaws of death will get him way before me. So Captain Hook gets followed by a crocodile who swallowed a clock.
So Captain Hook is always tormented by the sound of a clock. That's right. Which is in the belly of a crocodile trying to kill him. So the jaws of death being the crocodile and the there's no escaping the clock will be the ticking he always hears. Please come back W, Wendy. You belong in, this is your home. This is your land. And I will never tell you any different. Neverland.
She's got nothing on you. She's half the woman you are, Tinkerbell. She sits on my shoulder, Tinkerbell, like a devil and whispers lies and promises magic, Tinkerbell. Just come home, W, Wendy. We're all lost boys without you. The lost boys. Again, yeah. Fabulously written. Oh, thank you very much. Very, very, very well written, bro. But yeah, I was never getting that.
I don't watch, I don't think I've- - That was a childhood staple for me. Disney movies as a kid. - Same. Never getting that. So well played for getting that. - Yeah, fucking well played. Very well played. Good job. - Gang. - That's a Peter Pan on the first. That made me very fucking happy. - That was sick.
- I was thinking Ellis guest please. - I thought it was some sort of soldier or some reason. The first thing that popped in my head was Jon Snow. I don't know why. - I thought as soon as you started saying this, that, but is when you said W I was thinking of Kami, I was thinking Napoleon. I wanted to write it as if it was like a Napoleon-esque type thing. So three all now? - Yeah, three all. - Well fucking played. I'm really happy you got that one. Good job. Good fucking job.
Okay, so you've got a Reddit post for us. My husband is becoming more and more feminine. I've been in a relationship with my husband for five years, married for one. He's always had some feminine hobbies slash traits. For instance, he took ballet classes while we were in college, in brackets she wrote, and was doing them at the time we met.
He has always had plenty of female friends and he worked for three years in an all women workplace. Also, his best friend is gay and he sometimes goes out with him in a group to gay bars and clubs. I could accept all that and it didn't bother me much. Although I did worry in the first two to three months of us dating that he might be a closeted gay.
Those concerns quickly abated in Brackish Europe. I discovered he has a very high libido and is clearly attracted to me and is turned off by guys. But in the last year, he has had something of a transformation. He has grown his hair long, adopted a skincare routine. He is dressing well and learning about color matching. He has a hair care routine that is more onerous than my own.
and he has gotten into self-care including going to spas, massages, sauna and having regular baths with bath bombs. Then this week he got his ears pierced. - Oh, okay. - I asked him why he would- - I was on his side until now. - I asked him why he would pierce his ears and he said that he thought it would look good and he wanted to wear earrings, wear earrings, sorry.
He is currently wearing small emerald green studs in each ear. Green. This is all very feminine. And I'm starting to worry that there might be something else deeper going on there. And it could be bad for our relationship. Has anyone ever encountered this before? Should I talk to him about it and ask why he's doing all of this? Or should I try and let it go? Hmm. It...
First, like just off the jump, sounds like you're getting what you signed up for. - Factual. - You're linking a ballet dancer. - Since college he's been on this stuff. - This is what he's on. - This is what he's on. - And he likes to express himself. - Physically. - He likes to physically express himself and this is what he's been about. You said it didn't bother you before. You knew his best friend was gay. You knew he went to gay bars.
This is the dice you rolled. This is the guy you got. Bath bombs are nemting. I don't like baths, but can I imagine if I was a bath guy, a bath bomb would be pretty sweet. Facts, bro. That effervescence? Yeah, you can't... What's the word I'm looking for? You can't attribute a bath bomb to a sex. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't. Bath bombs are bath bombs, man. Facts. They're gender neutral. They're gender neutral. Bro, but...
Earring thing's a bit crazy. Emerald green. Emerald green earrings starts on each ear. A grown ass man said I wanted to wear earrings is nuts. But again, no judgment. This is who you signed up. The only thing in these situations, all I would ever say, if this guy fucks you like he loves you, then we're kosher. Yeah. We're calm. Like you said, his libido is very high and he's clearly attracted to you. He doesn't really fuck with guys in that way. So he's got gay friends, but that's it. Yeah, he married a balut.
- I'm a great dancer and this is what you got. - Facts bro. - But that's an open and shut. - That is open and shut. - Clearly it bothers her. - It does, it does. - And if it bothers you, then obviously it bothers you. So one of them things is I think also people are quick to, it's very easy to be like, when you're defending someone to begrudge the other person. - Yes. - But I think it's easy to like, you can sometimes you forget that like being bothered by stuff isn't optional.
Like you can do stuff to work on it. But if you do something to piss me off, it's not because I want to be pissed off at you. It's just, you do shit that bothers me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so I'm sure she doesn't want her husband to do shit that bothers her. I know she doesn't want to be bothered by what her husband does. I should say. Um, so that sucks. That causes concern for you. But yeah, big man thing, as long as he's clapping those cheeks and like, as long as they also, as long as the clapping cheek is also not making you feel sus, like, um,
It's like straight doggy, pitch black. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pitch black. Yeah. I want to call you Brian. Anal only. Yeah. Facts. Yeah. Yeah. Keep those nails to yourself. Yeah. Socks on all that. Jesus Christ. Yeah. As long as the sex is not making you feel uncomfortable. Yeah. And he's actually thinking, this guy's attracted to me. Then it's calm.
minute. This is what you asked for. But that's all I have to say on that. Facts. I co-sign, bro. There's nothing else that can be said. You knew what you signed up for. Gang. Mm.
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