Key Insights
Why did Robinhood introduce forecast contracts for the U.S. presidential election?
To allow trading of financial derivatives on election outcomes, reflecting real-time market sentiment.
What will each contract pay if the candidate is confirmed as the next U.S. President?
$1 on January 8, 2025.
Why is commodity interest trading not appropriate for everyone?
The risk of loss can be substantial, and it should be considered based on financial condition.
What was the most embarrassing thing someone did to a person in front of others?
Pulled their trousers and underwear down and held them down with a foot.
Why did a person's dad talk about their mom's affair in front of their boss?
To air out family truths while selling a car.
Why did a mom backhand her son in front of his girlfriend?
The girlfriend didn't greet her when she came in the house.
Why did a person's brother shout that they Googled how to kiss in front of a park full of people?
To embarrass them intentionally.
Why did a person's brother run through a park shouting about them Googling how to kiss?
To intentionally embarrass them.
Why did a person's brother scream about their dad's large penis in front of their mom and her friends?
He was a little chatterbox and didn't understand the implications.
Why did a person's dad come to school to check their bag?
To find out if they had stolen money for sweets.
Why did a person's stepdad go to their school to get their address?
To retrieve the bike stolen by a classmate.
Why did a person's girlfriend hiss at them in front of their new girlfriend?
To embarrass them intentionally.
Why did a person's mother give birth to them in a room full of men?
It was a bar tramp situation back in the day.
Why did a person wear their school shoes with their PE kit?
They couldn't be bothered to change after rugby practice.
Why did a person get called a clown for wearing leather Converse?
Someone from across the road shouted it unprovoked.
Why did a person get hit in the face with a basketball during practice?
A bully in the year above dashed the ball at them.
Why did a person's friend confide in them about playing Yu-Gi-Oh! with the nerds?
He wanted to share his secret hobby.
Why did a person's brother shout for them to hurry up and bring back his phone?
To intentionally embarrass them in front of a girl.
Why did a person call their girlfriend's mom 'babe' at dinner?
It was an accidental slip of the tongue.
Why did a person have a condom fall out of their bag in front of the whole class?
They were told to empty their bag in front of everyone.
Why did a person's girlfriend say she liked her tongue all up on his ass in front of friends?
She never actually ate his ass but said it to embarrass him.
Why did a person's girlfriend say he was eating her ass last night during an argument?
To embarrass him in front of friends on a double date.
Why did a person's husband leave after seeing messages to her ex?
She sent messages expressing her love for her ex and wishing he was the father of her child.
Chapters
- A person had their trousers pulled down and held down with a foot in public.
- A dad talked about his wife's affair in front of his son's boss.
- A mom backhanded her son in front of his girlfriend for not greeting her.
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