JUICIEST FAMILY GOSSIP! | EP 361 | ShxtsNGigs Podcast
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Question of the week. The question of the week. This week. This week was the juiciest family gossip ever.

And yeah, there was a lot of good shit in there, bro. Yeah, there's stories here. So what I thought we'd do, similar to what we did the other day, chat and discuss. Because I don't know about you, I've got stories. Yeah, obviously yours was on Twitter, right? So yeah, it would be more of a story where mine's just more like statements, but fucking- Gang, all right. Right, you go first. All right. Juiciest family gossip. I woke up one night to my dad shouting at my mom for having a lesbian affair.

Wow. Yeah. That is juicy gossip. It's just not as juicy when it's your own parents. Yeah. I want to hear that from a friend. Yeah. If you told me that, the fuck? That's juicy. What else did you hear? Tell me everything. Okay, cool. Yeah, it can never be your parents. Yeah, of course. My parents and family have been pressuring my older brother to get married and start a family.

What they don't know is that this man has two kids and a wife 20 years older than him. I've just been holding onto my popcorn waiting for the reveal. Get married, get married, get married. Have kids, have kids, have kids. - Two kids and a wife 20 years older than him. - I don't think you're understanding. Two kids that his parents don't know about. Two!

That's... And he's married. His parents are going to have a heart attack. Two. Bro. You can't bring two grown youths into the yard. Yeah, you can't. And some old bitch. Jesus. Saying this is my family. No. I wouldn't... No. I wouldn't be able to comprehend life. No. And the sister just knows. She's known. She's waiting for a reveal, you know. I've got my popcorn ready. Bro, that reveals next level.

- I wouldn't have had to stomach that as the parent. - Yeah, I also couldn't let my brother carry on like that and me just wait for the reveal. - Yeah, that's no. - No, no, no. - I'll be shaking in my house. - We have to talk. Sit down. My dad's cheating, we all know. My mom's cheating back with his dad, he has no idea. - With granddad? - Yeah. - Women have no barriers when it comes to revenge fuck.

No barriers. His dad. - You broke my trust, I'm gonna break everything. - Yeah, I'm taking everything you got. - Everything, everything. - Yeah, a woman's scorn is no joke. A woman's scorn is actually no joke. 'Cause I don't have a vengeful bone in my body. I don't have the energy. - Yeah, it's effort. - Yeah, it's effort. - It's mad effort. I'm not chirpsing, 'cause the chirpsing is the long part. - Yeah, banging's quick. - Yeah, the banging's quick. I'm not chirpsing your mum to get back at you.

That's long. That's so long. What do I have to do before I'm up in the drawers? I'm sure she didn't have to do much, to be fair. To get that dad's dick, I don't think she had to do much. She probably just stayed extra like an hour extra long at the yard. Wow. Wow. Wow. Okay.

A lot of these ones, yeah, they'd say like a woman or a man or something and they know it's family gossip. They keep it, it's their dad. Yeah, it's them or their dad. Okay. Right. A woman let her male friend under her roof for a few weeks. Say that again. A woman let her male friend live under her roof for a few weeks. After a week, he shot his shot at the woman's daughter. And when the daughter refused...

He went to the woman. She's six months pregnant now. Brother, brother. - After the daughter refused. - After the daughter said, please brother, you're homeless. Get the fuck away from me. - He went to the mum. - He said, hey. - Come here man. - Yeah, come. - Come here man. - Boy, the sofa's freezing. - Yeah, come here man. - Yeah, so, also this chat. - Come here man. Six months pregnant now. - Yeah, listen, yeah. I love being a man.

I love my male friends and companions. Men really are a malignant species. How so? Because there's no... This whole, like, let him under the roof and then he's putting moves on the daughter. A man will bury his roots wherever he's at. I hear you. A man has a certain thing where...

You're not letting me under your roof. Not, I'm just like me. - Yeah, no, no, no, no, I'm listening. - As a man, there's certain like toxic traits that are ingrained is that like your female friend, you're homeless and you're down bad. Your female friend has let you in the yard for a place to rest your head. And your head goes to, I'm fucking impregnating people and this will be my yard now. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - This is my yard now. And there's no situation where that doesn't happen.

It's fucked. Damn. Yeah. Someone's holding a U in here and this is my house. He couldn't let go of it. He just couldn't let go of it. Salt burn. He couldn't let go of it. Salt burn. Wow. He really couldn't. Wow. It's disgusting. She's six months pregnant now. That's crazy. My God. Speaking of pregnant, my father impregnated his mistress' daughter-in-law. At this point, only death will stop him.

His mistress's daughter-in-law. He's a runaway train. What's that song? Papa was a rolling stone. Where every lady's hat was his home. Raw. Is that a bar? Yeah. Damn. It's a bar, isn't it? Damn. Damn. Damn.

- These motherfuckers were down bad back in the day. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wherever he laid his hat was his home. - Damn. - Yeah, bro, telling you, these Motown fam, yeah, they had bars for days. - Damn. - Is that the bar? Yeah, it's tough, man. - That's tough. - Mistress's daughter-in-law. - Bruh-da. - He's fucking anyone. - His mistress's daughter-in-law. - His side ting's daughter-in-law. - What the fuck?

- Bro. - There's so many layers to that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's unbearable. - His sighting's son's wife. - Yeah. - Do you know how crazy? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Do you know what I'm saying? There are layers to this, motherfucker bro. - How did he even meet her? He didn't waste a second. - He didn't bro. He saw that skin. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said, fuck this. I've already thrown caution to the wind. - Facts. - Let me finish on a high. - But that forbidden nut. - That's forbidden of the forbidden of the forbidden. - That would have been.

- Sensational. - He would have screamed fast. - And kept after. - Yeah, there's, what's Harry's brand called? We are winning. - Yeah. - Man, I was that tired. - We are winning. - That's Jones. - Wow, okay. - My dad isn't my biological father and everyone knew except me. That was until my mum and I randomly bumped into my biological father. I was 15.

And she spilled the tea. To this day, I don't think my dad knows that I know that I'm not his biological daughter. I'll be 32 next week. That's Pandora's box. She said one day her and Marjay bumped into the real dad. Yeah. Bumped into Donnie. There must have been some kind of exchange. She's like, who's that? And real quick said, that's your dad. Mind blown.

- 32 next week? - Yeah, bro. She learned that when she was 15. - Oh my God. - What a daughter by the way. - Factual. - What a fucking daughter. - Yeah, she couldn't have done that to my man. - He held that at 15 and just said, "My dad is my dad is my dad." That happened to me when I was younger, not obviously dad. I was walking through Luton town center with my mom when I was young.

And we've walked past this old lady and my mom was scowling at her and the lady was scowling at my mom. She looked crazy. - Okay. - She was scowling at my mom. And then we walked off and I said, "Who's that?" She said, "That's your nan." - I'm assuming you had obviously never met her before. - I'd never met her. - Yeah, maybe you met her or she met you when you were a baby. - No, no, no, no, no, I'd never met her. - Oh, I swear. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's your nan. - That's your nan. - What was your thought process?

I was... If you remember. Caveat, I was young. I was like seven. I didn't know how to deep it. I really didn't know how to deep it. But also, it's different. It's slightly different because I never knew any of my grandparents. Okay. I think...

My only granddad that I knew died when I was also young, like three, four. So as far as my mind was concerned, I didn't know what a grandparent was. Okay. In terms of the feeling. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. So I remember it didn't mean anything to me. I was like, rah, okay.

but I never forgot it. I can see the ting in 4k in my head right now. - The island and everything. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was scowling at my mom. I was thinking, who the fuck? - Who the fuck is this? - I grabbed my mom's hand, who the fuck is looking at you like that? She said, that's your nan. - Fair play, fair play, fair play. - If there's anyone that has the authority, it's your Marjay. - That's jokes. If there's anyone that has the authority, facts. All right, Juiciest Family Gossip.

My cousin got sacked from a bank for wiring money to a gang. Wow. She was in deep. Yeah. Wow. Getting sacked was the least of her worries. Wiring money to a gang. Yeah. That's crazy. Right.

- Here we go with the biologicals again. - Okay. - My biological mom went ghost and left my brother's house without saying goodbye to his family to go stay with his alleged biological father 'cause she loved him. You following? - No. - Right. - No. - There's too many bios. - Yeah. - Right. My mom went ghost and left my brother's house. So I'm assuming it's half brother, different dads. - Okay. - My mom went ghost and left my brother's house without saying goodbye

So she could go stay with his alleged father because she loved him. She ended up in a homeless shelter in Brooklyn a month later and faked having cancer. What? Bro, collapse. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. So POV, I'm at my brother's house. We have different dads. My mom's acting up and she's like, fuck it, I'm gone. Mom, where are you going?

I'm going with your dad. I fucking love him. I can't be here anymore. A month later, she's in a crack house. - Claiming cancer. - And I'm like, "Mom!" And she's like, "I've got cancer. Take me back, I've got cancer." What kind? Just the worst kind. - Just the worst, yeah, yeah. - What's the worst you know? - Cancer is cancer is cancer. The fuck, what do you mean what kind? I've got cancer. - I don't have time to explain. Take me home. - Take me back. - Yeah, Jesus. - I need medication. Fuck, I've got nothing.

Oh my God. Oh, cancer is cancer is cancer. About what kind? Ask me questions. My aunt got fired from her job because she used to punch in, but not actually go to her client's houses. Her last day of work, she punched in for a certain client, but then the company found out that the client had already died prior to her clocking in.

The client's daughter found her in her house with my aunt nowhere to be found. So in my company's mind, either the client was dead on arrival and my aunt never reported it or she's been faking her hours. They investigated and fired her. Jesus. I mean, she found a loophole for a second. For a sec. She found a loophole for a second. Clocking go yard.

Until they're like, wow, did you see Mrs. Johnson? And she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yesterday and the day before. Well, she's been there. Yeah, she's dead. She's been there. So? Did you just walk in and see her dead and charge it? Did you walk in and see her dead and charge it or not? Damn. That's crazy. Clocked. My uncle remarried and told his daughter not to tell his family she's his daughter at the wedding. Can you imagine? No. Don't tell anyone you're my daughter. Don't tell anyone at this new wedding you're my daughter.

Just say you're someone. - You're just a friend of a friend. - Imagine being a daughter hearing that. Don't claim me. - Yeah, you're gonna fuck up the whole wedding. - These men don't know that I've got family. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Don't fuck it up. - Shut up and don't fuck it up. - Shut up. - If you have to come, just be a stranger. Just be a stranger in the wind. Don't start calling me dad. Don't do anything. You're gonna fuck up my bag.

Wow. What a horrible, horrible, horrible thing that would be. This is not even gossip. This is trauma. Yeah, it is. It's mad trauma. Wow. So my older cousin found out that his girlfriend was having twins. Tell me why only one of the twins is his and the other is from her side, dude. That's actually plausible. Yeah, I've heard that. It's actually a thing. Yeah, I've seen... Not seen, but I've read something. It's something to do with, obviously, the time frame within sex and...

Like the egg splitting And another sperm Something like that I can't remember I can't remember like The science behind it But I've heard that happens Yeah Like rarely obviously Yeah yeah yeah I've heard that yeah Two Two sperm can go in the same egg And then like the egg splits Or whatever And then you've got Two separate It's weird But the time frame is Oh yeah In a three day window She got nutted in by two men Yeah Yeah Nutted in

I think that is really, really where the cookie crumbles for me is knowing the love of my life is pregnant by next man. It's the same as like, ah, if it slipped out and she put it back in, how you feeling? Is that the fact is like, you already betrayed me. Him nutting in you has nothing to do with your pleasure.

- Yeah. - If we're talking purely mechanics, him not in you isn't necessary. If you just needed that knock, why does he need to be up in a jizzit? Why does that have to happen? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, but you begged him. - Facts. - Leave it in. - Facts, you begged him. - Why'd you do that to me? Why'd you do that to me? I just left it in yesterday. - Why'd you have to ask? - You're up to your gills and leave it in. - Yeah, ah. - Why you gotta tell the next one to leave it in as well? - Horrible.

My aunt has three kids and is married, but they all have different dads and none of them is the husbands. - Wow. - That's a lot of manning coming to pick up their kid. - Yeah. You can't be the dad of that house and every day there's a man picking up you. Who are you? Everyone's just, "Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka." - Fuck, who are you's the bar? Who really are you? - All three of us ran through your wife. - Yeah. - All three of us ran through your wife.

And give me my child a shot. - I left it in. You've got nothing to show for it. - What are you doing? Enjoy your weekend. - 'Cause we know you're not leaving it in. She doesn't want any more kids. - Yeah, gang. - I'm not saying enjoy your weekend. That's jokes. - Last one for me. - All right. - We've always believed that my cousin and his sister were banging. It's just been confirmed. He is not a quiet lover.

- Yeah, he couldn't help himself. - Oh. - At a family sleepover, and I said, "Let me get it in tonight." - He's not a quiet lover. - He banged his sister with gusto. With the rest of the family in the yard. - What? - The Forbidden got the best of him. - What? - Yeah. - Fuck? - I mean, he got the best of, but it's not just him. Like- - The sister is equally as tapped. - Demonic, yeah. - What the fuck? All right, I'm gonna do two more.

Back to back. The third kid out of the five ain't his. That's what she put. She put, shh. The third kid out of the five ain't his. That's the worst one to be out of the five as well. First or last, we can work it out. Yeah. Third. She stepped out and stepped back in. Last one. We all know my dad's a closet gay, but being a strict Catholic, no one wants to confront him. That's sad. That's really sad. That's why you just have to bombard him with hugs.

That's okay. It's peak. It's peak, man. It's peak. It is peak. Yeah, that was question of the week, guys. Gang, anyway, guys, welcome back to the second best podcast on planet Earth. Facts. You're chilling with your boys. Shits and gigs are here. And if you do enjoy what you're listening to, if you do enjoy what you're watching, please, please, please head on over to patreon.com forward slash shits and gigs. Now,

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We didn't count the scores last week. But if you were there, we know what happened. Anyway, we're going back to school. Yep. And yeah, man, I'm intrigued. I've added another subject. So I might slide it in today. Pause. I might slide it in tomorrow. Pause.

So who knows? We shall see. All right. So remind everyone who's new, what's back to school? Guys, back to school. Back to school basically is as exactly what it says on the tin. I'm taking these guys back to school in a sense of asking them questions from key stage three. That's the ages of 11 to age 14. It could be different subjects. It could be science. It could be English. It could be maths. It's a variety of different things. Five questions.

Five answers, we switch the boards and then we mark it and then we go from there. So yeah, the first question of the day. Spell synagogue. - Oh my God. - Spell synagogue. Next. Everyone locked? - Yeah. - What is the antonym for the word awake? I'm giving you options. What is the antonym for the word awake? Alert, asleep,

Vigilant Watchful Alert Asleep Vigilant Watchful Sounds which have a very high frequency are called what? Decibels Infrared Resonance Ultrasound Sounds which have a very high frequency are called what? Decibels Infra- No, I said infrared Infrasounds Resonance Ultrasound Mr. Picasso

buys 287 paintbrushes for his 41 art students. How many paintbrushes does each student get? Mr. Picasso buys 287 paintbrushes for his 41 art students. How many paintbrushes does each student get? Final question.

Grapefruits, oranges, lemons and limes are high in which vitamin? A, B, C or D Grapefruits, oranges, lemons and limes are high in which vitamin? A, B, C or D And that concludes Back to School guys That was vile Pass your whiteboards over So, question one

Synagogue. Synagogue. S-Y-N-A-G-O-G-U-E. I wasn't that far off, man. You were close, G. I wasn't that far off. Very close. Find the antonym of the word awake. The options were alert, asleep, vigilant, and watchful. The answer is asleep.

Nice. Sounds which have a very high frequency are called what? Options were decibels, infrasound, resonance, and ultrasound. The answer is ultrasound. Next question. Mr. Picasso buys 287 paintbrushes for his 41 students. How many paintbrushes does each student get? The answer is seven.

Grapefruits, oranges, lemons and limes are high in which vitamin? A, B, C or D? The answer is C. Right. James, what did Rem get? Rem got a strong four out of five. Let's go. Well played. Ellis, what did Rem get? Yeah? No. James. What did James get? Sorry, yes. Five out of five.

- You got five? Let's go. - I can't, baby. - That synagogue. - Tough. - Someone said something about you playing dumb. - Playing dumb? - Playing dumb. You just done that. - I'm not playing dumb. - When he said synagogue, you were like, "Oh God." It's not an easy word to spell. - It's tough. - And you acted like you had no idea, but did you guess it?

- No, no, no, I had an idea. I didn't, I just, first of all, you sound triggered and I'm not trying to hustle anyone here. - I'm not triggered. - I'm not trying to hustle anyone. - It's just come back to me that what that person said. - No, no, no, I knew, S-Y-N, I knew for a fact. - Yeah, same, same. - And then, yeah, it did seem like a G-O-G-U-E to me. - I went G-O-U-G-E. - You went G-O-U-G-E. - And I went O instead of the A.

- No, you did A. - Sinner. - Sinner, you said Sinner. - Oh, right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay, okay, okay, fine. - Rem, what did Ellis get? - No. - Yeah, I knew it. I knew it as I was taking them off, so yeah. - Let's move on. - All right, well played. That was back to school, guys. - I think we're getting smarter as we go. - I feel better. - Good, this is the whole point. Good. - Ellis, out of interest, if I wanted to take photos of

like really old style film photos like if I took photos on a camera and wanted to make it look like it's from like the 70s or something what would be like the best kind of camera to use it's irrelevant it's irrelevant why is it relevant you want to make something look old yeah and you want to know what camera to use yeah it doesn't matter why the camera doesn't matter what matters then is in the editing

- Oh, how so? - You say you want to make it look old. - Yeah. - Well, if you actually wanted it, you'd use an old camera, like a film camera. But if you actually want to just make it look old, I could do it off an iPhone. - And they don't teach that in Key Stage 3. And I just want that to be known to everyone. They don't teach sick shit like that in Key Stage 3. - I knew what you were doing. - Fucking awesome guy. - I knew what he was doing. I went and just go to detail and just spin off. I was like, yeah.

- I can, but I won't. - Time for a floop update. - Oh, it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay, cool. I'll start. Training was not great for me this week. - For what? - I just didn't get the sessions in that I needed to get in basically. - Okay. - I miscalculated my schedule. And then we had like, I was in London more than I thought I was gonna be. - Yeah, you were in London four times last week. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

it kicked me because obviously pretty much all of December, I was in London at least three, four times a week. Then I had a couple of weeks of routine at home and I was like, okay, gang, this training thing is patterned. I was doing five, six sessions a week. And then as soon as another busy week, I'm not acclimatized to the London life anymore. And it was charged. So I think I probably only trained three times last week. This week, I'm gonna try and I'm tossing between

Call of duty in gym tonight. I should lean into gym. I've got my stuff ready there. So I should do gym. Before we leave the studio today, I'm actually going to change into my gym kit so I can go to the gym. Okay. Smart choice. And then yeah, 15 weight session, 15 done. Nice. My recovery and sleep this week has been good. I've seen, I've been jealous. I saw a 98 or a 97 from one of you motherfuckers. I was living. I was kidding.

I was living I got 100% sleep And a 98 recovery one day And I was screaming Did you feel I felt recovered Gang I felt recovered It was It was a sleep I had the night before So yeah I felt good And I'm really My body's actually Really really I don't know if it's placebo My body's in sync With exactly my recovery I know Ellis mentioned That his recovery Doesn't match how he feels But

Yesterday I woke up with like a 70 recovery and I felt it. I felt like, nah, I'm not there. - You're not optimum. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That 98 recovery, I was bouncing on balls. But the 98 recovery ups your strain, right? So it tells, oh, it ups your day, what it wants you to do strain wise. So the more you recover, it's telling you, I want 16 strain out of you today. I'm thinking that's not realistic.

- It's not. But yeah, that's me anyway. - Yeah, mine's, my training last week was good. It's just my rest and my recovery have been letting me down all week. I say all week.

- There are some days where my recovery is decent or good. You man's are just better than mine. So that's just the L I have to take. But there are days where I've had shite recovery. But again, trained five times last week. I felt really good. Did some cardio as well. Felt really good. So yeah, I just need to get back onto it this week. I didn't train yesterday. I'm not training today. So I'm gonna train Wednesday to Sunday.

and get my five back in and go and continue with cardio okay yeah man yeah mine's been alright like I said it's just not really reflecting how I feel but like my recovery's been fucking shit and my recovery's been like

Two days it was in red. It was like 12. That's nuts. I was like, you're taking the fucking piss. Did you feel like low? Great. I feel fine. Not on the day it was 12. Did you feel, oh, really? I feel fine. My sleep's been good. I did have the sleep debt thing for a while. So I had to really work at getting it back up, which was annoying. But yeah, my recovery has been a bit shit. Strains just average it a minute. Strains just average. I've been about second or third, but...

- Not too bad, I'm not too bold about it. I've had a fairly chill week, like after 75 I've sort of- - I was gonna say, I was gonna say, this could be a hot take. I remember a few weeks ago, you said that what you eat affects your recovery. - Yes.

Do you think it's a coincidence that you've had... No, this is way before. What, your recovery? Yeah. This week has had... I keep track of everyone's... This week has been your worst recovery by far. Yeah, but my recovery was still crap even when I was doing 75 at the start of the week because I didn't finish until Thursday. Oh, okay. So the Monday and Tuesday were like really bad still. Oh, okay. So I don't think it is the diet because, yeah, because

Because that's the thing. I would think that as well. But it was bad before. So I'm not really too sure what it is. But I don't know. But yeah, I had a chill couple of days. A little bit. Didn't really do much exercise. I'm not bothered. I was knackered. Just chilling for a little bit. You listened to your body, bro. Got my sleep up. And then this week I'm back at it again. All right, sick. Listen to your body, fam. All right, cool, man. Cracking on. Nice. Good week for me. Nice. I felt like strain. Yeah.

I was really, really trying to top strain this week. And when we said last Tuesday that we were going to train five times. L. Charged. You know I'm a piper. I kept quiet. We were chatting. I kept quiet and did my five. I said, fuck you five, I'm doing six. I kept quiet and did my five, bro. Bro, we went out on a Friday night. And when I woke up,

And then I saw that my recovery was 9%. - That was nuts. - I saw that. I thought that your something had broken. That's the most unlike thing that you would ever do. Unlike thing you would ever do. It's not like you. - It was 9% and I said to James, I felt like 3%, bro. - You must be murked. - I was nuked. - You must be murked. - After that, it took me some time to recover from that. - Of course.

Yeah, that was Friday night. On Saturday, I thought, nah, let me just get back on this. Tried to get back to strain. Went to basketball for the first time in a year. I saw that, I was fucking jealous. That was a morning thing, wasn't it? Yeah, 9.30 in the morning. We played, sorry, 9 till 10.30.

And yeah, my max heart rate. This is a paid advertisement for BetterHelp. Bro. Talk to me. Real quick, ask me what my self-care non-negotiables are. What? Grounding. Grounding.

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Betterhelp.com slash gigs pod today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash gigs pod. I'd got up to 182. Previously, my max was 180 that I've been training with. Got up to 182. Strain was 17 out of 21. Very nice. And I was just like, yes, this is it, man. I can actually like, you know, put a shift in and hopefully come out on top on strain. This guy, in fact.

- What'd you get? 19? - I don't remember. - I don't know why I'm saying average. Why? - Oh, average. - Three weekly champions. - That's pretty much impossible to beat on average strength. - Well, now you've got your, you said you got your bike. - I got a peloton at home. - You got a peloton bike now as well. There's no way. I can't compete with that. I've got nothing at home. I've got to leave my house. - He's gonna get a peloton. - Yeah, Big A!

- I'll do what I want. I've just said I can't compete with him. I thought that's not, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not taking the L for the rest of the eight weeks. What week is this, three? - Three. - Yeah, five more weeks of just Ls. I will beat him on strain one week. - How much are they?

- Person's a lot. - Hell of a ton. - Yeah, that's what I'll say. - Buy the bike. - If you guys got money, it's bank. I know exactly what I'm saying, you're a lot. You're a fucking lot. - You buy it and then you subscribe as well. - Yeah. - I didn't know that until that day.

I didn't know you had to subscribe until I clicked the fucking tab on the back. - So we've got your Flele-ton and the Floop challenge. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Wow. - That's a scam. - I put my hand in my head and figured these man are scamming me. Do you know how much I dropped on this bike? You man is telling me to play a monthly charge. - Yeah fam. - For a couple of classes. - That's a piss take. - Good luck to you. - I was living. - Oh, I bet bro. - Good luck with your Flele-ton bro. - I did...

I did a beginner, it's called, I did a beginner class, 20 minute cycle. Then I did another beginner class, 20 minute cycle another day. Then I did a beginner's advance. The difference between a beginner's and a beginner's advance, you man? - Yeah, game changer. - Ooh, I felt weak. - I bet your legs were fat. - Fat, yeah! What?

- I locked myself in the mirror that day. - Yeah, I bet. Did you do the heel sick, the squeeze? - No, no, no, I did this thing. - Yeah, the wobble. - Yeah, I did a wobble bang. - I did a wobble bang. - Nice. - And I think, 'cause I did legs, I'm pretty sure I did legs. I did cardio legs, I think, let's say for argument's sake, Friday, and I did cardio beginner's hard on a Saturday again.

That Saturday afternoon, my legs were pumping, bro. - I'm jelly. - Pumping. - I got on a spin bike the other day to be fair. Me and Lewis were cranking one out, pause.

my legs were fucking fat and juicy. I thought, if I keep this up, I'm just going to be fucking wham and shredded. But it's annoying because David Lloyd is the only, out of the three gyms I go to, I have my gym that I go to my PT at, I have my normal Northampton gym and I have David Lloyd that I go to as well. David Lloyd is the furthest away. He's the only one that has a spin bike.

The rest have like, you know, the reclined bike that you just sit there like that. I don't like that shit. Sorry. Yeah, so I'm gonna have to do something, but I went on the Stairmaster on a Saturday, Sunday. - I'm not challenged that yet. - Ever? - Ever. - Oh, bro. - Yeah, I've never ever done Stairmaster. - Stairmaster 15 minutes at a decent pace. I try and either do like hands on my head or hands on my hips so I'm not hanging on the thing.

- You'll know about yourself. - Strain was straining. - Yeah. - But no, I'm enjoying it. So shall we see who's winning this week? - Yes. - Let's have a look. - So you start with me. Four on strain plus two recovery. So that's six and two on sleep. So that's eight. Remski next. So three plus three, six plus one, seven. Ellis next. Two plus one plus four, seven. And then James one plus four,

- Plus two, seven. - You need to be averaging eights and nines. - One plus four plus two. Did I finish third on recovery? - You finished last on strain, first on recovery, second on sleep. - So I got three. - Oh three, sorry, did I say two? That's me, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. - Ooh, who had that? - Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 'Cause I said, I saw second two, so I said two. That's my bad. - Mm. - Good recall, good recall.

Okay, cool. So what's the total total? Overall standings are Ellis is on 24. Rem is on 20. Fuhat is on 22. James is on 24. 24 as well. So joint. Joint first. Third, fourth. Okay, cool. Okay. Interesting. I need to keep it the fuck up. I need to work on my sleep and recovery.

I need to work on my strain. - Yeah, mine's strain. That's fucking recovery as well, but strain is a big one. - Yeah, I need to work on my strain. I just need to not come, I think I've come last every week on strain. If I can just not come last this week and have a good, keep getting the sleep and recovery, your man won't see, you won't see me again for the rest. - I need to come second and third in recovery and in sleep. Second, sorry, in recovery and sleep, and then I'm calm. - Ellis does really well in sleep. - He does.

Really well on sleep. Yeah. It's tough to keep up with you. It surprised me a little bit. What? It did surprise me. I thought I was going to do shit on sleep.

- Considering what I knew about you before, before 75 hard. - Yeah. - Considering you were the worst sleeper I'd ever met. - Oh yeah, I was bad, but it has helped me. So yeah, my sleep is broken. - When I'm seeing like nine hours and 15 minutes in empty there, I'm like- - You got no demons. - This guy's not human. He hasn't got a care in the world. - Yeah, you've got no demons whatsoever. - I don't like doing it, but I have to. It's the game, it's the algorithm. - The algorithm. - I don't like sleeping nine hours. I fucking hate it, but- - Fair play. - Yeah, you gotta do what you gotta do. - It's the game, it's the algorithm. I love that.

All right. Anyway, guys, back to the interesting stuff. I hope you guys are doing your own flip challenges in your own ways. I've had a lot of messages from people being like, thank you for doing this. This is like helping me regardless if they're using the equipment or not. They're just going, one woman messaged me the other day said she's lost it.

stones really stones in the last few weeks she was like fucking thank you oh gang and i was like jesus all right yeah i'm glad to hear everyone sticking with it we're moving into feb soon and i'm hoping we can carry like everyone anyone can stay fit in january yeah so moving into feb and keeping it going keeping it going keeping it going um

Prime example, just had a five guys, do not feel good about it. Wish I didn't do it. I just couldn't face having fried rice another week in a row. - Fair. - Delivery options are not doing it the way I need it to do it here. Okay, gang, so I know Fiua has a thread for us, but before we get into that, I wanna talk about something that I think is really, really, really cool. So did you man see recently, put it up if you can please Rem,

That Usher did a Gojo cosplay No I didn't So yeah he did this sick fucking Gojo cosplay the other day Sick And Do you man wanna know Why he did this Gojo cosplay Why Yes I do He did this because TikTok You know when people make edits on TikTok

There's been a trend going around on TikTok where people are just making edits of Gojo to daddy's home. That's the song. Okay. So anytime you be like any Gojo edit that's on TikTok at the minute where they're just doing like, how do you say, they used to call it AMVs.

- Okay, okay, okay. - It would always be TikTok is like, "Gojo, Gojo, Gojo, Gojo." And it would just be like, always to daddy's home. To the point where, I actually had a concert the other day where someone was, someone on TikTok did a TikTok of recording Usher while he was singing daddy's home at his like Vegas residency. And then someone screen recorded it and opened the comments. Every single comment, "Where's Gojo? Where's Gojo? Where's Gojo? Gojo, Gojo. Oh, I heard Gojo's song. Where's Gojo? Where's Gojo? Where's Gojo?" To the point now where it's got so big

that now Usher's doing up Gojo cosplay. All from TikTok nerds. - Yeah. - Wow. - And the way I found it so impressive that the way that just like the internet is now in control of pop culture. - It's carrying it. - And yeah, whatever people want to be popular, if you're loud enough, you can make it hit mainstream media to the point where Usher is dressing up as Gojo. - Okay. Very cool. - I thought it was the coolest shit in the world. - Very cool.

Very, very cool. Fair play. - Yeah, man. So I think, I mean, to be fair, you can probably get away with it on TikTok. Actually no, I still get demonetized for the music. But yeah, if you open TikTok and just type in Gojo, I guarantee daddy time is gonna pop up. - Okay. - Yeah, I thought that was really fucking cool. - That is. - And like anime's breaking through at the minute. Anime's up, bro. I've been waiting 15 years for this. Anime's up at the minute.

I could be happier. There's one I'm about to start that I saw that looks really cool. Buchi Giri. Okay. It just looks cool. Animation looks cool too. Yeah. Three eps out so far on Crunchy. And yeah, I'm going to give it a go and see what he's saying. On Twitter, people are saying it looks all right. So I see what he's saying. I also saw that IGN had the audacity to give season two of Jujutsu Kaisen a 6.2 out of 10. Sure.

IGN said that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 6.2 out of 10. What was higher than that then? Everything, apparently. What? Bro, 6.2 out of 10. They must have missed a few episodes. They must have missed the whole thing. They missed the point is what they missed. That's completely what they missed, the point, yes. It is fucking hard. So they gave part one 8 out of 10. Cool fight scenes can't make up for...

Mean, what does that say? Meandering. Meandering. Meandering. Meandering story. All right, where's the... Yeah, six. You lot can fuck off. How is... That's a joke. That is a joke because a meandering story like, bro, we had in the story, we had just obviously the fights add to it, but we had the resurrection of Toji. It is Toji, isn't it? I know you're talking about my camera, isn't it? I know exactly who you're talking about. The guy with the slug in his neck. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They had, yeah, Resurrection of fucking Megumi's dad. That was sick. That wasn't really story related, I guess. They had the unveiling of the entire like plan from fake ghetto. They had Mahoraga versus... Zakuna. Zakuna, yeah, yeah, yeah. To be fair, I'm kind of making up that point because I'm just saying fights.

- I'm just saying fucking fights. - Yeah. - I thought the story was cool though, man. - The story was cool. - Gojo getting captured. - The world, well, their universe really going into bits like what the fuck is happening with Gojo? - Yeah, I thought the last episode was sick. Story-wise, the last episode was sick. - Yeah, 'cause it sets three up perfectly. - Oh my God, I've never seen a series set up like it. - It set it up so perfectly, wow. - I told you that I watched "Solo Leveling", first two episodes. - Yeah. - Fantastic. - Yeah, bro.

- Fantastic. - I've not seen episode three yet. Well, to tell a lie, I was halfway through episode three, I was dozing off, I switched off. - Oh, fair. - Not because I was, because of the actual episode, I was knackered. - But you were tired. - But yeah. - I'm not gonna lie, the first like minute of the first episode, I was thinking, you must be joking. - Yeah. - You must be, yeah, yeah, the backstory. - You must be joking. - Yeah, yeah. - This is such B level, boring, unoriginal anime openings I've seen. - Until it switched to present days.

I'm awake now. Yeah, I was up. Wow, I couldn't believe it. Wow, I couldn't believe it. But yeah, that was interesting. Cool, man. All right, you've got a thread for us. I do. This is a quick thread I saw on Twitter. Again, another shout out, Aloni, again. Oh, yes. Ladies and ladies only, I want you to DM me the weirdest thing you've come across and seen when you were snooping on your partner's phone. Cool. First one. I've only got four. Oh, wow. First one.

I knew he was cheating and my dumb ass still needed more evidence. He took a video of himself getting a BJ from a sex worker. Oh, dear. He got so addicted to them, he took out a payday loan and sold his car that he was proud of. I'm glad those ladies made bank. Video of him getting slops from a sex worker. Why would you video that, bro? Why would you video? That's nothing to be proud of. Next. Hi, Oloni.

I was dating this guy who was perfect on paper. He had a great job, charming, good looking and sweet. He left me in his flat for a few minutes as he went to the post office quickly.

Now this was the first time I was alone and I remembered watching a video that said you can tell a lot about a man by what's in his toilet cabinet. So I thought, why not? That's random by the way. - What the fuck? - Toilet cabinet, you'd find out nothing about it. - Yeah, you'd find spare toilet roll. - Facts. His skincare products were great, but then I looked in his storage space in his room and the wardrobe in a deep far left behind his clothes, there was a sex doll.

I tried to be open-minded about the idea but I was honestly too disgusted. She was stood there, a life-sized naked and doe-eyed doll with long plastic hair with tits the size of my head and clearly used. Clearly used is crazy. He's been sucking and nibbling. When he came home, I made up an excuse and said I was feeling a bit ill so I could leave and it was the last time I ever saw that sex monster again.

Who's the sex monster? Him, apparently. Him? Yeah. Because he had a sex doll. That's harsh. That's kink shaming. That's a bit kink shaming. I said this on the pod time ago. Don't you remember? Oh, the guys. Yeah, guys don't have anything. And if they do get caught with something. He's a sex monster. It's the end of the world, bro. He's a monster. Because he had a doll. I mean, hands up. I'm never going for a doll. Yeah, that's...

That's a level I've not reached. I'm not going to kink shame it. Yeah, because if you're in your doll bag, then you're in your doll bag, bro. And like, clearly uses nuts. He's been ravaging that doll.

Clearly he's actually crazy. Clearly used. Just beaten up. But yeah, to call Donnie a sex monster because he had a doll in his wardrobe is really a lot. Because there is no equivalent for a female. Oh, bro, because there's females that are buying octopus tentacle dildos. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not allowed to call you a sex monster. Yeah, facts. You just love sex. Yeah. There's a difference. I'm frustrated because it turns me on. Yeah.

Now what does that make me? Yeah, it facts. But man gets a little bit of blow up and he's a monster. A little blow up. Yeah, you pretend to be ill because I'm a monster. Yeah, it's crazy. That's insane. All right, next one.

I went through a then boyfriend's phone to check if he's been cheating because man wasn't sexing me enough that time. We had been together over a year. So I checked chats with his long-term dude best friend.

Only to find chats of them two flirting and talking about the last time that they had had sex. That's fucking terrifying. Turns out they'd been having sex for a while and my ex was the bottom. I was floored. I was floored. I was floored. My ex is the bottom. That's the twist in there. Yeah. Wow.

He was the bottom. I was confronted. Oh, sorry. I confronted him about being gay and he swore for me. Damn near got violent. They were both Yoruba and I'm not Nigerian. So I guess I missed some of the things that they'd said in their native tongue around me. Busy calling me our wife. I'm doing up my boyfriend. I was shook. I want him out. He's still in the city. So thunder fire him if he sees this. Wow, boy. Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. Mad.

- Being confronted about being gay, it must be the single most confronting experience of your life. - Yeah, 'cause would it be the same if it was the reverse of a lesbian? - Nah, she wouldn't care. She wouldn't give a fuck. She'd be like, "Your dick's so bad I turned gay. What do you want from me?" - No, no, no, no, no, no. I'll be saying like, "If you confronted your partner for being lesbian." - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. - Oh, okay, okay, okay. - I'm saying she would turn to me and be like, "Mr. Shit Dick has the balls to cuss me for eating pussy. Look what you've put me through."

That's how they'll come after you. They won't be like, oh my God, babe, I'm so sorry. I'm so embarrassed. Like, I can't believe. Mr. Shit dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mr. Shit dick got me chasing snatch and he wants to pipe up. No pun intended. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Crazy. You might don't understand the arson that went in my head. I would have burnt the yard to the ground. Yeah, boy. Because they don't feel embarrassment. They attack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Men just don't have that kind of tongue in them. Shh.

- Safe. - Pause, by the way. - Pause, yeah, but you know what I mean, bro. - Yeah, no, we don't. - We just don't. - Because, yeah, we just, we fear consequence too much because I can't speak to another man like that without putting my guard up. - Yeah, facts, bro. - Without putting my guard up. So we're trained, ingrained. If you run your mouth like that, put your hands up. - That is gonna happen. - Yeah.

Yeah, but yeah, they're not gonna feel embarrassed bro. Confronting a lesbian, she'll laugh in your face. She'll laugh in your face. She'll say, "Are you not embarrassed?" - Fucking hell. - You're going from my phone like a little bitch. - No wonder. - And no wonder looking at you. And you're finding out what? That I'm looking for masculinity in the eyes of a female. You're embarrassed. - What does that say about you? - Yeah, what does it say? You should be embarrassed.

You're the boss to bring it to me. You, man, I don't think you understand, my bro, what that would do to me. Because there is no argument to be made. She's so right. She's so right. Yeah. So the only option we have is stairs or someone's losing kneecaps.

- Fuck bro. - Someone's losing kneecaps. - Fuck man. - Yeah, but yeah, on the flip, I'm a bomb and you're confronting me, I'll shake. - Yeah, you can't even be the top. You're not even controlling this relationship, let alone that. - Nah, bro.

Nah, bro. She said you're not the man in your own fantasy. Jesus Christ. Wow. Wow. Yeah, women win always. Always. That's why they call it W's, bro. Wow. Right, I've got one more, yeah? Oh, God.

This has turned out to be a Hall of Famer thread player. - Jesus Christ, yeah. - When you said there's only four, I knew something was up. - Fucking hell, that's funny. - All right, last one. - Yeah. - Hi Oloni, please keep an eye on. I went through my ex's Insta DMs whilst he was away on a boy strip in Barbados and I was shocked to see he had DMed Rihanna multiple times. - When is it in Barbados? - Let me land, let me land, let me land. - Yeah, go on. - It's only a short one.

And I was shocked to see he had DM'd Rihanna multiple times asking if she wanted to meet up with him to smoke a blunt. And he even sent her their apartment address. Massive ick. - That is the single most humiliating thing I've ever heard in my entire life. - Bro. - Rihanna, she left that island years ago. - Years ago. - But she was a teen. - She goes back for public holidays, that's it. Public holidays and carnies. - A carnival. - That's all she's there for. - Wow.

She's got children! She's got a family to think about! With ASAP Rocky! And that's the door to her apartment to look for Blunt! And I sent the address! Brazen. Awwww. Yeah. That is the most disgusting thing to ever read.

- Hilarious direction. - I hit D'Andriana multiple times. - Multiple times. That was a fucking hilarious show. Thank you for that. - You're welcome guys. - That was hilarious. - I needed a laugh. - I'm in control of this relationship. That's enough. That's enough. I can't hear stuff like that. Right. It is time for Who Am I? Okay. So people seem to be enjoying it. I'm happy that people are enjoying this one. So again, guys, if it's your first time here, Who Am I? is the segment in which I embody

Someone. It could be a celebrity. It could be a figure of history. It could be a fictional character. It could be someone in this room. It could be myself. It could be anyone. Okay. So we've got three chapters. Each chapter is less cryptic than the last. So it should get easier as the chapters go. You guys know the rules. After each chapter, you will have a chance to guess who am I.

You are not allowed to say, "I think it might be this character from this thing," or "It sounds like it might be this." Just say a name or charge. Cool? Cool. Right. This one's an interesting one. Okay. Who am I? I was born into a very powerful and famous family. I was destined for amazing things. Even though the majority of my family loved and cared for me, there was one member that was jealous and resentful.

and he wanted to make sure my potential was never going to be realized. A scheme was hatched and I was stolen from my family and forced into a life unbefitting of my name. Nevertheless, I was still loved by my new family and I was determined to reclaim my seat at the big boy table. End of chapter one. Right, any formal guesses? No. Okay, no formal guesses. Right, chapter two.

As I grew up, my talents spoke for themselves and I had made a name for myself as a supernaturally gifted individual. I tried my best to be a good man and aim to help others less gifted than myself. During my teens, I had finally reunited with my biological father and he explained to me

End of chapter two. Are you, are you invincible? Good guess, no. Oh, okay. On to chapter three. Okay, on to chapter three.

I spent years training and earning the respect of my community with my heroic deeds, but that still wasn't enough to earn my place back at the table. As my fame grew, my jealous uncle had heard of my feats and set a new plan to ruin me once more. He laid a trap to use the woman that I loved as a pawn in his scheme. He knew that for her, I would sacrifice anything in the world, even my place amongst the gods.

Hercules? Hercules. I am Hercules. I never would have

Swear Nah Greek mythology Took me a minute Yeah I never would have got it I was gonna As soon as you said You were getting there I was thinking of Hercules But I was thinking Zeus But it can't be Zeus You're thinking of the sun But yeah Fair Fair play I'll be interested to see If anyone got that one Because there was As I was typing the script I was thinking As I was going I was like Like you said Invincible Hmm

There is a very close running theme between a lot of origin stories of people. As I was typing, I was like, it kind of sounds like Superman. I was thinking Superman first. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it can't be. Yeah. Yeah, I was thinking it kind of sounds like it's very similar to Superman. Okay, I'm glad. I'm glad. That's probably like the second one that no one's got.

- We got it, we got in the third one though. - Oh, sorry, I mean between, before it gets during the second or third one, yeah, during the thing. Yeah, there was no way I was saying Mount Olympus and someone wasn't gonna say that. I wanna start throwing stuff. What do you want? - Yeah, fair, fair, fair. - I wasn't even gonna put that Mount Olympus thing in. Okay, cool, gang. So obviously I've done,

I have half of a script for next week already. Cool. And it's not going to be from a movie. So I'm intrigued to see how this one goes. Okay, gang. Rem, trash news to finish off? Yeah, man. Not so much really a trash. There is a bit of trash in there, but more of a wholesome one, to be fair. Jinx-y, right? Yeah, yeah. So you know about him?

I know a bit about him. I did not know anything about him until I found this thread. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's killing it. He's taken over Kai apparently. Yeah, yeah, he's number one. Number one right now. So Twitch's number one streamer spent a whole year streaming to just one viewer. That's crazy. That's nuts. To become the number one content creator on the biggest streaming platform is more impressive than you realize when you realize the humble beginnings. A streamer known as Jinxy...

Real name Nicholas Stewart has the most current active sub count with 128,366. A massive leap ahead of streamer Kyson App, who sits in second place with around 84,285. That's a huge jump. Before we continue, do you know what I love about this? Is that like...

Kai broke the record for most subs ever, innit? When he hit 80k, I think it was. I think so, yeah. And to have that happen, that was like mid last year. It wasn't that long ago. It wasn't that long ago. And it's one of them ones where, you know when they say in sports, where like...

the like 100 meter world record always gets beat somehow always gets beat and like until it gets beat it seems impossible for people to comprehend it yeah and like as soon as he breaks the record the next man up is what 40,000 ahead of him 44,000 that's insane bro that is insane well played sorry bro sorry to interrupt bro carry on um

While it is impressive, looking at Jinxy's page stats, you can see he wasn't always this popular. In fact, in 2019, Jinxy streamed to an average of one viewer for most of the year, despite putting in the hours. He was live for as much as 150 hours in some months. Wow. That's crazy. Rather than choosing to stream the most popular games, such as Warzone, Apex, or Fortnite, that most newcomers try to latch onto...

He almost exclusively played Rainbow Six Siege and gained popularity due to his comical and charismatic personality. - Fair fucking play, man. - Stick to what you know and stick to your truth, bro. - Don't fake it to make it, bro. - Fuck, man. - Just do what you know. - He's really good at Rainbow Six, you know? - I'm not seeing him play, bro. - He's fucking decent. - Really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Wow, man. - Wow, I love Rainbow Six. - He's so big. I saw Tim reacting to him reacting to someone else playing Rainbow Six.

i've never known anyone react to someone reacting yeah bro content yeah i didn't think that even occurred to me yeah yeah insane um wow yeah really cool props him i've seen him i see his tick-tock clips not his ticked up people clipping his on tick-tock all the time cm um funny guy he um you know when you heard um you know i was playing dave strem yes the other day yes

I re-put that in my like list because I saw a clip of Jinxy reciting it word for word and it reminded me I was like that's actually a fucking banger yeah it was funny bro I need everybody to give a man testers yeah yeah yeah paintings giving man stress yeah bro I saw Jinxy doing it I was like oh god this song's a banger really really really

That's wholesome to see, man. - Very, very wholesome. And I thought it was relevant obviously because you guys are looking at the streaming soon. - Yes, bro. Also, yeah.

Thanks for that. I've had, since that episode came out, I've had like mad DMs, like so excited to see you start streaming, so excited. You should do this or you should do that. I'm like really excited for this. And like my mum messaged me because I've said I would stream chess. And my mum messaged me today and was just like, bro, I don't give a fuck about chess, but I'm excited to watch you play chess. And I was like, bro, I'm gassed. Very cool. Nick patterned, oh yeah, disclosure, since we're still on cam.

I will shout Sam Ham for something, but I can't shank my boy Nick like that. I can't shank my boy Nick like that. He came through with a whole list of shit that he's gonna sort for me. He said he's gonna take care of everything for me. Then Harry Piner said, "Sam Ham, Sam Ham, Sam Ham." And I was like, I felt, I don't know what to say. - You felt obliged. - Yeah, I felt obligated to do it. So I will help, there's a lot of stuff Nick's not doing for me. So in terms of the stuff that he's not, I will shout Sam if he's interested or not. I couldn't snake Nick all the way. He'd already done too much groundwork for me. That's my boy.

He's also helping me out as well. Yeah? With my audio issues I had the other day. Nick on the phone to me last night sorted everything, bro. Yeah, he's that guy. Yeah, man. Also, you know what, yeah? Why am I not doing this? Ellis is going to put Nick's fucking Twitch. Yeah, he streams. He streams.

The single best Call of Duty player I know. - You guys say it all the time. - The single best Call of Duty player I know. - Demon. - Yeah, so go and follow Nick on Twitch because he streams pretty much every day. I'll be in his party a good few times a week. And boy, he's unbelievable. He drops 30s like it's nothing. - Caveat, started using a BASB. Remember I spoke to you yesterday when I was talking to you about the glitch from last week's up?

- Is it update or something? - Update is the word I was looking for. I was using the BASB during the update, during the glitch, but even still, yo. - I've seen a couple of vids still, some were saying it's like, it's meta now apparently. - Yeah, I'm loving the BASB. - New BASB, yeah. - It's been my gun for a minute and now it's, ooh. - Say less. - Juicy. - Say less. And it had no mods 9, it was just using fresh raw. - Oh, I swear. - Raw. - You went in raw with the BASB. - Yeah, and it was peppery. - Yeah.

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