GKBARRY! | EP 373 | ShxtsNGigs Podcast
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- Can you put it away? - No. - Oh, like as a vape. - We've all lived lives and none of us are happy about it. - You said no. - And guys, welcome back. - Welcome back indeed. - Hope you're good. We've got another very special one for you. We're banging them out at the minute. - Pause. - And then, so as you guys know by now, when we have someone special in the building, I like to give them a nice introduction. - Oh no.

This one I'm not even just gonna Like most people Are just gas up in it I'm not gonna do it this time But I might do it indirectly But But it's facts It's facts Yeah yeah yeah It's gas but it's facts So this person yeah She's really really really cool She's super Duper duper nice And the first The first like What was it

- Like introduction? - No, not even introduction because we hadn't met her yet. But like my first like witness, I don't know what the word I'm making. - Witness. - It was the first witness. - Encounter. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, the first witness was when, so for context, I don't like being forced into liking people. - Okay. - So if you came up to me and be like, oh, you should meet X or Y, X, Y, Z, you'll really like them. I'm like, don't tell me who I'm gonna like. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Let me decide. - Yeah, facts. - So I remember our first, yeah, first encounter was,

- Witness. - Yeah, she was on, I can't remember what podcast it was on, but our manager messaged and was like, "Oh, this girl's so funny. She's so cool." And I was like, "Don't tell me who's funny, bro. Let me decide who's funny." So I watched it with a face like a smacked ass. Yeah, she was like, "Watch this clip. This is so funny. She's so good." And I was like, "What is it?" And then I don't like being forced to smile. Yeah, I don't like being forced. So I watched it by myself.

- Yes, hilarious. And then I remember thinking, yeah, she's actually bare funny. And ever since then I've laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. And ever since then, yeah, we've met her and she's been lovely and she's very cool. And it's just been a pleasure getting to know her from time to time. So as she introduced us, I will introduce the same. We have ops in the building and yeah, everyone say welcome to GK Barrie.

- What a nice intro. - Welcome to the show. How are you feeling? - Loved that. Great. Great to be here. - Happy for you to be here too, man. - Thank you. - Surely it's been a long time coming now. When were we on your show? - Like last year. - Was it last year? - It was like summer last year. - I remember it was boiling. - I thought it was- - Yeah, it was so hot. - You thought it was before then? Was it only summer last year? - Maybe. - It was. - Yeah. - Yeah. - No, I watched it. - Oh, bet. All right, cool, man. - Thank you. - That was waiting.

- That was nice. - That was nice, it was a good time. - And yeah, everyone seems to love you. The studio's not usually this busy, but since you were coming in, everyone wants to be here. And our manager asked if she could be here and I had to tell her no. - Really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You should've told her yeah. - I know, I did it just to be a dick. - Yeah, of course, yeah. Yeah, yeah, fine, that's fine. - She's gonna watch it back. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm so livid. - I did it just to be a dick. I was like, I can't be asked for this. Because she never turns up just for us. - Yeah, it's facts. - She's never here, unless it's to make money. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, unless it's a big sponsor.

She's not showing up. She's never here. So yeah, I'm not having her come in here just because you're here because it becomes a piss take. And I'm pretty sure she came when we did yours as well. She did. Yeah, she did. And she had a great time. Yeah, she did. She's only human. Fuck's sake. And she came to your show the other day. Is she? She didn't even say that she was going. Shut up. I've seen it on her stories. What show did you come to? The London one? Yeah. Probably, yeah. The best one. It was last week, no? Katie Price one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Love that. How was that? Amazing. It was so...

- Katie Price is Katie Price. - Yeah? - Yeah, she was singing to me. - I wouldn't manage that. - She showed me her titties. - I can't watch. - She showed me her titties. - Did she seriously? - On stage? - No, no, no. - I was gonna say. - It was behind the scenes. And it was like, you know when people say that they've seen gods? Like when I saw those tits, I was like, I've seen something people would pay.

to see. And they're so upright. They're so, gravity's not taking hold. Amazing. - After all this time. - She's an OG boob jobber as well. - Fair play to her. Yeah, she is. - She is the OG tit job. - Right, before we actually get started, what we tend to do in the beginning of our guest episodes is we like to break the ice. So we've asked the streets what their thoughts and opinions are about GK Barry. - No, I don't wanna hear it. - We're gonna read them out. - Ugly bitch, flat on.

- We're gonna read them out and then the dust will sell. - Some of them are really nice actually. - Some of them are really nice and really funny. - I don't like the fact that it's some. - I think the best way to go into it is to just think people really, really had to try to think of something not nice. - Where's that fucking vape? All right. - All right, cool. All right, first one. She's the only snow bunny I've actually ever wanted to get with. - What's a snow bunny? - White girl. - Oh, that's really funny.

- Nice. - There you go. - Now do you know what? That was a lie. No one has ever said that, surely. - That's what the streets were saying. - Most of them are really like, what one did I read a second ago? I'm just gonna skip down the queue. Someone said, this one, white supremacy might actually not be such a bad idea. - Ow. - That's what I'm saying bro. This is what the streets are thinking of you. - Exactly. There you go bro. - There you go. - See. - That's a wild one. - Those are the two good ones anyway. Incredible figure.

- No so pointy, she stick to a dart board if she walked past it. - Now do you know what? I am going Turkey. That is crazy. That is crazy. No so pointy. I need to be checked into the primary. That is horrible. - I hate this one 'cause I can't make eye contact. When we read this one, I can't make eye contact. - Turkey. - Oh, bruv. - Next one. - Would you go Turks? - Would I go Turks? I'm just waiting for it to be gifted. - Swear? - Yeah.

- What would you get done? - Don't know, fucking ribs removed, BPL, nose. - Ribs removed, why? - I don't know. Apparently if men get their ribs removed, you can suck your own penis. - Yeah, I heard about that. Whose room was that? Marilyn Manson, back in the day. - Yeah, apparently so. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I'm not on that. - Well. - Ribs removed is scary. - Yeah, but if you could suck your own dick, imagine how much time that would save. You wouldn't even have to go out to the clubs. - I'm not sucking a dick. We've had this conversation before. I'm not sucking a dick. - It's not gay. - I know it's not gay, but you would feel a dick in your mouth. - Yeah. - Come on. - No.

I wouldn't be able to lock in. I would not be able to lock in. I'll be sucking flaccid tool every time. I won't be able to lock in. Exactly, bro. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is a delicacy. That's disgusting. Oh, God. Right. Next one. What do the streets think of GK Barry? She has no chest to say things with.

- Do you know what? - That's a preference to some. - Yeah, but at least they won't go saggy when I get old 'cause there's nothing to sag. - This one, this one's a good one. I would sit on her face and glaze it like a donut and I'm not even a lesbian. - Come on, man. - That's made me feel fucking sick. Glaze it like a donut is fucking insane. That is way too far.

They just love them some GK Barry. - They just want it all. - Who says I'm eating pussy like that as well? That's extreme. - Some of the things people think are okay to say. - I appreciate that though, thank you. - Exactly, there you go. - These are the compliments, man. Another compliment. GK stands for goalkeeper 'cause she looks like she can handle her balls.

- Nah, but thank you. - Yeah, exactly. - Although I do get that a lot. - You get that a lot? - The goalkeeper, not the balls. - Oh, right, right, right. I was gonna say, lost me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Lost me too. - I thought you were just saying, people just say I can handle balls. This is nuts. - I swear. - No. - I know she's flat, but sometimes thin crust is better than thick. - I appreciate that. - There you go. - I agree. I don't know what I was gonna say back to that.

- But it's true. - It is. - We all like a few limbs and some bones. - Limbs is nuts. Let's not say limbs, limbs is crazy. She's so funny, her humour makes her go from a six to a 10. - I appreciate even being a six. - Really? - Yeah, that's- - Six is strong. - Thank you, thank you. - You got strong compliments. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. What would you rate yourself?

Now? Yeah. No trim? Just in today's society. If I'm being dead honest. Yeah. Oh, you're going to say something crazy. Like a nine. No, you're stupid. A nine? I'd have to be six three minimum. Yeah, oh, facts. Minimum. Okay, cool, cool, cool. In today's society. Okay, where would you rate yourself amongst guys who are taller than you? And where would you, if we just had to go below six gang, where are you? Amongst guys that are taller than me, I'd probably say a five. Fair.

- I'm just being honest. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair, fair. - They don't look at me. - They don't look at me, they're looking up. Why are they looking straight when you can look up? - Where were we? Where the fuck were we? We were at Michael Dapper's party a few weeks ago. And then we were at the bar and I saw Poet.

from like three miles away. And I just looked up and he looked down at me and gave me one of them. - He spotted me from a distance. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. He reached over people's heads to spot me. I was like, fuck this. - That's too far. - Yeah, he's like six two, six three. - He's very tall. - Yeah, he's not even that tall. - Cash. And in, what was the other question? - Just below six gang. - Below six gang. On a strong day like a seven.

- Come on, you're better than that. - I'm being dead honest bro, there's people in this world. - No six gang, you're a seven. - I would say I'm a seven. - My bro. - Yeah bro. - You're like a 9.5 below six gang. - You're being generous. - That's what the streets are saying bro, I've read your comments. - Shut up. - I've read your comments. Anyway, back to GK. - Right, cool, couple more. I love her so much that I'd pay for a BBL. - Aw. - That out of all the roasts we've done,

- That's the best one by far. - Yeah. - Really? - By far. Usually people are really mean. I've never seen that many compliments. - Really? - Yeah. - Don't, 'cause I'm gonna walk out of here like. - Yeah, you should, man. - You should. - Thinking my shit doesn't stink. Thank you. - Well, I don't know. So what I want to ask you, tell me about tour life.

- Is it, do you love it or do you hate it? - Last year I hated it, but this year it was so fun. I was drinking, I was having a great time. I was living like the Sex Pistols minus the drugs is how I would describe that. - Oh wow. - It was great. And I feel like I've still got it. - Yeah. - Do you know what I mean? Yeah. I feel like, yeah, it's just crazy. - How many did you do? - 14.

In the space of a month? A month, yeah. You did 14 in a month? Yeah, so we'd have, yeah, like travel days, but then I had like three in a row. It was all like sort of...

- Yeah. - You're better than us. - Facts. - We're really, really picky. - Yeah, we are. - Are you? No, you probably should be. I'm just like anyone that would take me, I'm like, "I'll do that one as well." - Oh God. - That's not me. - Yeah, we did. - That's really not me. - Yeah, we did like what, six and like, across like six months. - What? - Yeah, we did six and it was a lot. - Yeah, we hated it. We did one which was two back to back and we were like, "Never again." - Never again. - How big's your team that comes with you?

- Oh, how many? There's a lot. - There's a lot. - I don't know. - Oh, I find that makes it better though. - Yeah? - Yeah. - How many is it? - I don't know. - I genuinely don't know. - More than 10, right? - There's a handful. - There's a lot of people. I don't even know their names. I feel bad. - Oh, more than 10? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay, fair. Mine wasn't that big. - Oh, how many do you have? - I have just my gram team, my manager and like two people from the fellas. - Fair. - No, and a man who drives a van. - Oh. - Dave. - You need a man that drives a van to be fair. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Damn. - Yeah, we've got fair. - We probably have too many.

- Yeah, I don't know what you need all that for. - No idea. - I don't know, we just show up and there's people there. - Yeah, there's people there, some of them I recognize, some of them I don't. - Fair. - What would you say your best venue was? - Always Dublin. - Really? - Dublin crowds are insane. You'd think Kim K walked out.

- Shut up. - They're so good. They're so feral. They're blackout drunk. - Feral is a joke. - It's so amazing. And then you go out after and they're like, "Do you care Barry?" And it's just incredible. - Oh sick. - Yeah, they're so good. - They keep asking us to go to Ireland. - Have you not gone? - Nah. - Once you do Ireland, nothing will ever be good again. - Really? - Yeah. - Yeah, everywhere will be shit.

- Damn, everyone always says that your shows are really, really good. - They are. - And everyone always says their favorite parts are just like your solo monologue shit. - Yeah, I did that more this year. I only did like a 20 minute interview with the guests and then I thought, fuck them and then I did this. - Nice. - Yeah. - How does that feel? - Great. - I can't imagine doing it by myself. - I could never. - That's what I wanted to ask you. I don't know how you're doing it. - I prefer it by myself. Although one thing I did think is I was like, if I ever am ill and need to throw up,

- What's gonna happen at the show? - Yeah. - Do you know what I mean? - Literally. - That's only my only worry, but I prefer it on my own. I can just say what I want. - Yeah. - I'm impressed. Well done. - Thank you. - You're killing it. - Thank you. - Everyone's obsessed with you. It's boring. - They're only human, Jon. - Yeah! - Let's go. - Okay, cool. Okay, nice. Origin? - Origin. So we have a segment called the Origin Story. We like to like strip it back and

figure out how you came from where you were to GK Barry. - Okay. - So give us the birth of GK Barry. Where did that start from? - The birth was in lockdown. - Okay. - I thought we were all gonna die. - Where were you in lockdown by the way? - I was at my family home.

- Yeah, for the first half I was at my family home. - Can you say what area that is? - Cambridge, Sheer, in the middle of nowhere. Cows, horses, me. And I was like, right, if I'm gonna die, I've gotta just tell people the embarrassing things that happened to me. So I started slagging off my ex-boyfriends, embarrassing things that happened to me. A bloke ran past my house, I filmed him and said that I was going on a fucking run. And then they all went viral.

And then it just started from there. - Was this on TikTok? - Oh, sorry, yeah, this was TikTok. Yeah, yeah. 'Cause I thought no one would know who, I was like, no one will ever see this because we're all gonna die and I'll never have to see them anyway. - Have you always been funny? - Yeah, because I was so ugly. - I knew you were gonna say. - I was so fucking ugly. I've never like, if you looked at old pictures of me, I promise you, I was like, just clapped. The word clapped came from me or like butters.

- Butters is tough. - Everything is okay apart from my face. - Why though? - I had buck teeth, I had a bob. I was so lanky and I was hunched because I wanted to be small 'cause the boys like smaller girls and I was like six foot back at school. So yeah. - That's making me feel sad. - Have you always been taller than your like female peers? - Yeah, at primary school I was like, you know, like you said about Powitt, just looking at him. In the dinner queue I could see what we were having.

- At the back of the line. - And you report back. - You report back for a contact. - I'm like smiley faces and beans. - It's not even Twizzlers. Nah, bruv. - You report back. - So long, man. - So was you popular in school? - No, I was so unpopular. It was horror. And I used to do singing videos as well.

And my first one was "Hallelujah." And it was so bad that people were like, "Delete this." - Damn. - Yeah. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Not my shows, but I've had this one girl. She was a proper bitch. She tripped me up once at school. She was horrible. She'd always like, when I was in the hallway, she'd like stare at me and give me a little push. Anyway, when I was getting big, she was like, babe, always knew you could do it. Love your videos. It's amazing. And she stuck up for me on a video once where people were slating me and I thought...

- Thank you, but fuck you. - Yeah. - Damn, girls are pricks, innit? - Yeah. - Girls are actually pricks. - They just wanna come up. - Bro, I hated girls in my school. And I was glad, well, I didn't. I was, yeah. - I was gonna say. - But I hated thinking about being a girl. - Okay.

- 'Cause I saw one popular tinker exiled one time. - Yes, that happened at my school. She had to move schools. - Oh bro, yeah. I'll go and then you had to move school. She took like six months off, bro. - What did she do? - Exiled, bro. She got exiled from the group. All she did is she fell out with another leader. She was a leader. She had a co-leader in the painting group. And then they had a falling out to this day. I don't know what happened. - Listen, we had a massive argument at my school with the popular girls. This one girl was dating this guy, right?

And then her best mate slept with him, took his or her virginity, like during the cheating, completely exiled. She was getting shit online. She had to move schools. It was crazy. Now they're all friends again. - Move school. - Yeah, it was, yeah, it was horror. - Yeah, girls are nuts. The tribalism of girls is just not, 'cause guys will just fight. - Yeah, fight and squash. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Fight and it's done.

- No, I'd rather maybe go through bitching, fighting. - Do you think I'm moving schools? - Do you think I could even convince my mum to move me? - It's so true, it's so true. - It's not your choice. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Deal with it bro. - Facts. - So yeah, guys will just fight and then after the fight it's done. - Ugh, I couldn't fight, I'd lose. - But yeah, girls are pricks bro. When homegirl got exiled, and I felt bad 'cause she was a banging thing. So I was like, am I allowed to talk to her? And the other girls were like, don't talk to her. And I remember I went out with her one time and then the other girls were like,

- What the fuck are you doing? - Yeah, what are you doing? - Were you popular at school? - Yeah. - Oh, that for you. - Because I was good at sports, not because I was paying or anything like that. I was just good at sports. That's literally the only reason. And I was just in the popular group. - Fair, fair, fair, fair. - But yeah, and I was a new kid, so I had to work my way in there. - Yeah, what you're at is top. - I know that feeling. - Bro, tough. - Yeah, it's long. - So school was long? - Yeah.

- That sucks. - Very long. - You go to uni? - I did. - Which uni did you go to? - Went to Nottingham, Nottingham Trent. I wasn't smart enough for uni of, so I did Trent. But I enjoyed it. It was like, again, feral. - I heard Trent and De Montfort are the two- - They just bang? - You just walk around with no clothes on dressed as a slutty cat and no one blinks an eye. - Slutty cat. - Bro, I remember when we was applying, everyone was like,

the ratio from girls to guys in Trent is like three to one. So you need to get in there. I didn't get in. I went for clear. It's not a club, bro. I didn't get in. One of my boys was like, I was livid, bro. There were so many women and like hardly any men. The men that were there were mingers.

- Damn. - Respectfully. - What did you study? I was gonna ask. - I did filmmaking. - Sick. - And then I did a master's in digital marketing 'cause I wanted to drink a bit more. - You did a master's? - Yeah, but I purely to drink more. - So you stayed in uni just to drink? - Yeah, and I lived in a house of six and we all just did the same master's degree so we could copy off each other. - Fuck, fair play. - Fair play. - Yeah. - Did you pass? - I did. - Let's go. - Come on. - You have a master's? - I do, yeah. I'm not using it. - But still, bro. - I don't know anyone with a master's. - Yeah, but I'm in extra debt now.

Fair. Have you not paid off? No. I'm not paying that off. You said God forbid. No, I'm not paying that off. Bro. I'm not taking any more of my money. The bill I paid on this most recent tax run for these student pricks. Honestly. They want all of it now. There was rumours that if you ain't paid it off in 10, they charge it.

- Yeah. - No, no, but you have to not earn money. - I didn't realize you had to be broke for 10 years. - Oh, okay. - Yeah, nah. They want all of it back. - I'm gonna give them a separate bank account with like one PN and be like, this is all I've got and hope that they don't question that. - Yeah, they go through your accounts. - Yeah, they do. - They've got access to it all, bro. - I've not paid it since I wasn't self-employed. - They'll knock.

- Yeah, I haven't paid either. Should we do that? Are we meant to do that? Will it like add interest? - Oh yeah. - Yeah, fuck 'em. - Oh bro, the interest, where's my brother? - Oh, he's not in here. He panned it for me. The interest is nuts.

- Oh. - They're not fucking around, bro. - Yeah, after giving away all that money during lockdown, it doesn't make sense to be fair. - That's ridiculous. - Yeah. - Yeah, anyway. - Thanks for that. - I can't believe you got a Masters. - Well played. - Rude. - No, I'm just saying, I don't know anyone with a Masters. - I don't know anyone with a Masters. - Yeah, to me, Masters is just gold tier. - Really? Yeah, but it was in digital marketing. - Masters is Masters, bro. - Yeah, true. You don't have to say what it's in.

yeah i've just got a master's yeah just got that and then when you say you could say anything and be like well if it's a master's maybe that'll be my pickup line i've got a master's in digital marketing see if that does anything for them um what like what's what's what's your game like do you have any game fucking horror is it really bad hannah has seen this firsthand my manager it is genuinely horror you've watched her like authentically try and

- Chirps? - Yeah. - Is it that you're moving first or they move to you in your trailer? - Do you know what it is? I like, oh no, they're never moving first. I have to. - You have to. - I have to. - You seem, you'll be intimidating though. - That's what it is. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And I think I'm way to the point. Like, 'cause I did a show with this guy and I was like, he's sexy. So even on the stage, I was just like.

My room's 405. - Swear! - Yeah, and he was like, "Hrrr." Parade. So yeah, I think I'm a bit too much, but that's fine. Someone will handle it one day. - Yeah, that's true. - I promise you I'll crumble in that moment. - No, but I'm not even like that in a relationship. I'm like, "Ee-ee-ee." But to start with, I'm a bit like, "Let's get it out in the open." - Makes sense. - Yeah, I'd be intimidated. I would crumble immediately. - Okay, I'll just start having to like, I don't know what I'll do instead.

What would you want a girl to do if they were coming on to you? - Oh, make me laugh. - Right, tick. - Fair. - Fair. - Come on. - You're too good at it. 'Cause you can't make me laugh whilst making me feel unfunny. - Right. - 'Cause she's just operating on a higher level and I can't keep up with this level of humour. - Yeah, you can't compete. - I don't know. What would I want a girl to do if she was trying it?

I'm just an eye contact guy. - Oh, I can't do that. - Yeah, I'm an eye contact guy. - That makes me really uncomfortable. I'm like, what you up to? - This guy will fuck you up. This guy's eye contact, there's times if you can see when he's found his prey, would be in a room full of 200 people and all of a sudden he'll be mid conversation and he'll just be like that. Yeah, and I'll be talking at him. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he raises one eyebrow like that. - The eyebrow. - Yeah, this is Fiat. He goes like this.

- His chin's up, this is you. - And I'm talking. - Yeah, and you're talking to her and then you see like follow her across the room like that. And then once she's outside, you're like, yeah, anyway. It's butters. - I feel like that's an arrestable offense. Why are you staring at her that much? That's crazy. - It works. - Leave her alone. - It works, it works. 'Cause I'll go to the toilet, I'll come back and then he's just, yeah. - So what do you want? Just looking down. What do you want to drink? - That's jokes.

- Oh, that's funny bro. - God have mercy. - Yeah, so the dating game's not it? - No, no. - I'm sorry. - Oh, thank you. I needed that. - All right, tell us something you like about yourself 'cause this is getting horrific. - I love my personality and my natural long hair. - Nice. - It's from China. I don't know.

- You don't know what you like about yourself. - The personality is good. I've got good, big, natural lips. I didn't have to inject them. - Fair. - I've got nice toes. If either of you got foot fetish. That's all I've got really in the bank. And the bank. - Bread. - I've got the bank. - You've got the bread. - Yeah. I like being, you know, if I wanna go and buy a McDonald's. - There we go. - At any day of the week. - There we go. - The McSpicy, I can try that.

and I feel the hashtag blessed to do so. - Fair play. - Thank you. - What was the last holiday you went on? - I went to Barcelona for my manager. - How was that? - That was good, it was good. Although it was cold. Do you remember it was cold? - When did you go? - Barcelona. - When? - Oh, sorry, winter time.

And I thought countries like that don't get home. No, it's not one of them. I've done that. I went to Madrid in like a January or something like that. Fucking freezing. Yeah, yeah. It takes the piss. It's like I went to Ibiza to film a bad bistro in like May last year. I was packing bikinis, a sarong. It was like fucking 13 degrees. In May? Yeah. Okay, that surprises me. Yeah, I know. It was horror.

- Do you not check the weather before you go? - No, obviously not. - I don't check weather. I'm not gonna lie. When we went to Miami, you told me what weather it was gonna be. I didn't pack a jumper, bro. - I just assume places like that are always hot. - Yeah, I'd be for a May's crazy. - That doesn't make sense. - Is it May, March, April? April? - April. - On the edge. - Still, 13. - When I hadn't defrosted yet, so. - So you're a little mainstream ting now, innit? - Yeah. - How's that? - Yeah, it's not too bad. I did the wheel, the wheel.

- Oh yeah, I saw. - Yeah. - Bash does that, right? - Yeah. - Yes, he does. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That was horror. You know what it is? As soon as you go on like telly, just literally once, but no, I've been on telly twice, okay? - What was the other thing? - It was the stand up to cancer thing. - Oh yes, yes, yes, yes. - And horror. - You bungee jumped or something, no? Was it bungee jump? - I did, what else did I fucking do? I got thrown off a bridge, I had to walk West Ham Stadium during a blizzard. - I'm not doing that, I'm not doing that. - No, I didn't wanna do that. I said in my call, I said,

There's two things I will not do. I will not bungee jump and I will not jump out of a plane. They said, no stress. I got there on the first day. They said, you're going to be doing a bungee swing. And I said, no, you wouldn't do a bungee jump. I said, you can fuck yourself. Yeah, and I had to do it. Well played though. I ate schnitzel for a month. It was crazy times, horrible times. But yeah, when you do a bit of TV, it's always the people like, who is she? Who is this? Yes.

- Anyone can be a celeb nowadays. - Does that bother you? - I just think, please, we're all self-aware here. I'm not sitting here going, I am Sharon Osbourne. Like I am very self-aware. If you got invited onto the wheel, any normal person got invited onto the wheel, they go, yeah. - Yeah. - So obviously I'm gonna say yeah. - No, man, I wouldn't even give it any thought. And plus,

- This is obviously my tunnel vision. I think you're way more famous than most of the people on there. - Really? - Just in terms of people getting stopped in the street. That's what I deem as fame. - I think different audiences as well. - Different audiences to be fair. I don't watch TV. - I'm not well known in like the older generation, but I'd say if you're 16, you probably have an idea of who we are. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. - So it's like a different.

- I don't know if I told you, when we did the MOBO thing the other day, my dad- - Oh yeah, congrats. - Thank you. - Sorry. When we did that, my dad was like, "Oh, how was it? How was it?" I was like, "Yeah, it was cool." And he was like, "Oh, when you like met all the other people, were they like very welcoming of you? Or were they like, 'Oh, what's he doing here?'" I was like, "Why the fuck would they be like, 'Oh, what's he doing here, Dad?'" "What are you trying to tell me?" I was like, "You don't deem me as, unless I'm on Strictly, I'm not a real celebrity." - Is that what your parents are like though?

- Oh, one million jokes. - Unless I get strictly, they're like, she's not doing very well. - Yeah, whereas I see strictly as . - Yeah, I'm not doing strictly. - I can see you doing strictly though. - Me? - Yeah. - Why? - I don't know, I could see like hips going. - Yeah, they'd put you in a button down. - In the sparkly, yeah. - They'd put you in a satin button down, bro. - They were oil man. - Yeah, yeah. - A satin button down. - I could see that. - That's hilarious. - That's hell. How much to do it?

- Oh, the bag will have the bag. I would probably say, how long am I lasting? - I was gonna say, it's weeks. - You get paid even if you go out on like the third week, let's say, the full amount. - Also, is the bag the same? - Yeah, let's say that. - So what incentive do I have to get to week nine? - Facts. - Dunno, the body change, the fitness. - Fuck that. If the bag is the same, I'm going out on week one, facts. I'll do a performance on week one so you know I've really got it. And then week two, I'll fall over or something.

And then I'm done. - It depends on the music as well. It depends on what like- - Yeah, you don't wanna make it to musical week. That's humbling. - I don't even know what- - I don't know these, what's musical week? - It's like musical songs. So you've got to do like- - Oh, like Jumanji and stuff. - Like "Wicked" and stuff. - "Wicked"? - Yeah. - I just want a banger in week one. - Okay. - That's all I need. But how much to do? I'll probably do it for, and this stays on the internet. - Of course. - A couple mil. - A couple mil. - A couple mil? - You have to stand in front of the judges like,

And you're just like, yeah. After your thing, I just hold on. - Can I just say, before these cameras were on, you said you do meth for less than Strigley. That's crazy. - And I stand on that. I stand on that. - How could you ask for more money just to dance than do meth? - Because meth is behind closed doors. - Yeah. - It lives on the internet. - Public meth would be a different bag. - Different beast.

These men will break it down, pause it, analyze that video for months. - Yeah. - Yeah, I need a couple mil for that. Like you said, for that mental health reason, I'll need a couple mil for that. - Oh my God, that's funny bro. - Yeah, so yeah. - Facts. - Fine. - Grace, how much to do you strictly? - I'd do it for like 600. - Would you really? - I want the outfit. I'd do it for the, I would come out of that looking like Jessica Ennis. I'd have abs. I'd probably have an affair. Like I think I would do it just for the vibes.

- The affair is that Strictly curse. - Yeah, let me in there. - Oh yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. They couldn't pay me up for banger. They just couldn't. - And they would as well. - Yeah, 'cause I wouldn't beat the allegations. They just couldn't. 'Cause I'm like, we might as well then. If everyone's whispering. - If they're accusing us, we might as well. - Oh my days. Now my M's would have to be up for Strictly. - Tell us what I'm saying. - Oh, I've gone too low. Two million. - Yeah, I was gonna say, you're gonna get a call. - I'm not doing it.

- You've got no rhythm, innit? - This app, absolutely no way. - You've got no rhythm, have you? - No, I'm white. Of course I don't. - White people have rhythm. - We don't. - Oh yeah, what did I see you do the other day? What did we do the other day? - Don't disrespect me. What are you about to say? - No, the thing that we did,

- Oh my God. - The girls with the fucking. - Yeah, it was girls. They were like carnival. They were dancing like they were at carnival and they got me to stand up and I thought wrong demographic. - Yeah, but you were doing the move. - Yeah, you did it man. You did it. - Yeah, like I was having a stroke. - It looked intentional though. - Have you? - It wasn't. - When did, wow. When did you realize you couldn't dance? - I'd say early on. I'd say fresh out the womb.

- Damn, that's tough. - Yeah, and also when I lived abroad as well, everyone can dance, there was carnival and stuff and I was like- - Where did you live? - Tortola. - Where's that? - Where the fuck is that? - Virgin Gorda. - Where's that? - I know that less. - The BVI. - Stop, you're doing this on purpose. - Wait, Tortola? - The British Virgin.

- The Virgin Islands. - Oh, British Virgin Islands. Okay cool, cool, cool. - The BVI. Fuck I hate that. - What do you mean? - Bro, we don't do- - Not the Google search. The Google search. - Yeah, what's it called? Tour what? - Tortola. - Tortola. - Where is that? Where is the British Virgin Islands? - Here we go. - That's off ends. Where is that? - Where is that? - Is that in the Caribbean?

- Were you born, you weren't born there were you? - No, I moved there when I was like one, two. - For how long? - So I was like eight. - Swear. - Nice. - Yeah. - You must've been buff. - Oh, it is. - Yeah, it was. - I feel embarrassed. I don't know where this is. - Yeah, how do I know that? - That's my ends. - Are you saying kids? - That's my ends, yeah. - Oh, really? - Damn. - I thought you were Jamaican. - I thought you were Jamaican. - Jamaican, saying kids. - Oh, say less. - My mom. - I never would've known. - That's news to me, bro. You kept that. - Yeah, that is the shtum.

- You just baked the bait one, innit? You just baked the bait one, bro. You kept that kid quiet. - You're on a big island. - It's been 14 years, my guy. That's the first I'm hearing of it. - Wow. - All right, BVI. That sounds like a disease. - It does. - Like BV. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - All right, damn. Fair play. And you learned there that you can't dance. That's, to be fair, if you're gonna learn anywhere that you can't dance, it's gonna be there. I'm pretty sure I'd learn that I can't dance there. - The reason I first started getting bullies 'cause I moved to England and this is, don't cancel me,

when I lived there, it was fine. I had cornrows and a Caribbean twinge of an accent, right? So when I moved back to the UK, they were like, what the fuck is it? I look like M.R. Like it was horror. - It's actually so peak because you are bread there. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's not fair. - You're adopting culture. - Yeah. - No, but I would have bullied me too.

- I'm not standing for that. - That's horrible. - Because they're not even been there. - I can't see you with twists. - Yeah, really her, this hair is not made for that. I used to get sunburn in between. - On the scalp? - Yeah. - Oh, Grace. - Shut up. - Anyway, what's the next topic? - This is getting horrific. Next topic is right. - Oh God. - All right guys, it is time for the final Whoop update from the SNG Super 8 Challenge.

I don't think we need to go into the details. Your boy won obviously. Your boy won. I think, do you know who came second? I think, Rem, did you come second? - I came second. - Rem on a close second. - I don't even know if I kept that. - And then you guys were just scrapping. - Scrapping, yeah. - Scrapping for stuff. So final breakdown of the Weeb Challenge. If you are new here, this on our wrist

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It's been really, really good. It's been pushing myself. I've been pushing myself like crazy on the strain, making sure I've been doing the necessary cardio, the warmups, everything that I need to do to actually get the full benefit of my workouts. And yeah, bro, you man have kept me competitive. Gang. Yourself?

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Keep it locked tight. - Yeah. - And I guess if you wanna have some more personal conversations, we can open up the Discord as well. Put a Whoop channel in the Discord. - There's already a Whoop thread in there. - There's already a Whoop thread in there? Say less, man's on job. - Let's go. - So head on over to the Discord as well. If you don't know about it, patreon.com/shitsandgigs. - Come on. - Three pound a month. - Don't be a day. - Run the P. - S and G. - Join the Discord. - Let's go. - All right, guys, let's get back to the episode. - Okay. - All right, let's play your game. - Oh, cool.

- Yeah, what is this? - Yeah, talk to us about this game. - Okay, so it's a drinking game called No Class, but in bold, it's No Arse, because I've got no arse. Just laugh, just laugh. Appreciate that. - Funny. - Rude. You are fucking out of line. So out of line. All you've gotta do is pick a card. - Okay. - Okay? Do you want me to go first? - Go on then. - Yeah, show us the ropes. - Set the pace. - Say it or shot it, watch your body count. What I'm gonna do is I will take a sip.

Because the people in your comments on TikTok are nasty. I can imagine. I think our comments are bad. I don't think our comments are bad. Although someone said, oh, do what they think it is, then double it by like, what was it? When I did this with Philly, they were like, yeah, her body count's probably about 55. And I was like, that is outrageous. I was like the typical girl one, double it. Yeah. Or like, what did J. Cole say? Multiply by three, something, something, something. Oh, how...

- You know the bottom I'm talking about, right? - You're a dick for pouring that. - Is it really strong? - That's horrible. - All right, let me give you more cranberry, my bad, my bad. - No, it's okay. But it was just a shock. - You decided to mix it in. - No, no, it's fine, we're just. - All right, cool, my turn. Say it or shot it, what age did you lose your virginity? We spoke about it on here before, I was 17. - Nice. - Just anywhere at the bottom. - At the bottom. That's a humble age to lose it. - 17. - I think I was 17 as well. - Yeah, same. - I was a late bloomer. - And then you blossomed. - Yeah, this didn't stop.

Question. Would you ever have a threesome? If yes, with who? Obviously, yes. With who? All right. Shut up. Obviously, yes. Obviously, yes, mate. With who? Just tings, innit? I'm really not picky. Two girls, 100%. Well, you've got to do celebrity version. Two celebrity girls that you would do it with. Obviously, I am off the table, so you can't choose me. All right, cool.

If not Grace, then two girls. I always feel like these days I actually have to like toe the line. Okay. Because sometimes because like I have to write off UK girls because it just becomes inappropriate. Okay.

- I understand what you're saying. - You know what I'm saying? - 'Cause you might bump into them. - Yes, exactly. - Right, okay. - Yeah, but at least that's your opening line out the way. - Yeah, but like, they could be there with their boyfriend and they're like, "Oh yeah, do you remember when you said on your little fucking show that you wanna like bang her and someone else?" - Yeah. - Fair, fair. - Who would it be? Oh bro, I don't know. Like who would be a filth, filth, filth threesome? - All that Ruby Rose.

- Yes. - Yeah. - Yes. And then, help me out bro. - Someone mature maybe. - Someone mature like a young Cardi. - Yeah, maybe. - Or a Nicki. - I feel like Nicki would be a bit scary in the bedroom. - Scary? - She'd do like her accents. - Meg.

the style oh yeah that's 100 let's go make a ruby yeah yeah yeah if you have a partner which player would you let them sleep with and why interesting i want to hear this wait what if you had a partner yeah which one of us would she let them sleep yeah i was thinking like sports football what's going on okay cool and what yeah and why interesting um well that's a hard one maybe you because i feel like you'd be nicer in the

- Bedroom? To them? - To them. - To them. - Caveat, he wouldn't. - Yeah, he is a dark horse. He's a savage. - Oh, that's ruined it for me. Oh, what like whips and chants? - Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I've never reached those sides, but if that's how you feel, that's how you feel. - What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?

I don't, I genuinely don't think I'm that kinky. - Right. - I just like having good rough sex. But I don't think I'm kinky.

- I think that's normal, no? Is that not a normal thing to say? - I just didn't expect you to say that. - Why? - I don't know. - No one ever expects shit from me. - Bro, 'cause you're so candid, bro. Like you just say like- - Yeah, like when I see you're like, "Hey." - Yeah, 'cause that's, it's hey in there, hold on. - And I said like, you say it like a priest. Like you're just like, I don't think there's anything geeky. I just like having good fraff sex. And that's on God. - You're saying it like it's missionary. - That's on God.

Reenact how you would flirt in a club with a player of your choice. That's tough. Oh dear, go on. I'm not going to make eye contact for this. Let me get my drink. All it is, I was just cute. Like I said, I'm dancing.

- Love this song. Stop looking at me. - He's trying to meet the beat. - Yeah, I'm following you. You're the lead in this dance. - Okay. - You're the lead in this dance. - Where are we? Are we on the floor? - You're on the floor, I'm by the bar. - Okay, I'm on the floor. - I need a lollipop in hand as well. - Oh, lolly, yeah. - Let me two step. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm on the floor. - Yo, James. - Love this song. - Hold on, G. - You see that thing over there? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, that's- - Johnino. - Yeah, Johnino. That might be me tonight, you know? - Then can I stop two stepping?

- Oh, moves are crooked. I'm not gonna lie to you. - Yeah, moves are crooked. - That's not her fault. That's not her fault, but look at her face though. - That's the BVI. - Yeah, the face is facing though. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. - I was waiting for her to make eye contact, you know. - Yeah. - I'm getting a headache. - I can't do this anymore. I can't do this anymore. - What? - Nah, the standing face was terrifying. - I can't do this anymore. I'm gonna drink. I'm gonna drink. That was hilarious though.

- Oh Jesus, that made me laugh. I say my head is pounding bro. I've laughed too much. - Dare, put up a poll in your Instagram saying who wants a nude? - Your internet will break. - If you don't do it, you have to do like an actual physical shot of something.

Get drinking bro. - A poll on my Instagram, who wants to know? I promise you now, our manager will ring me in seconds. - Seconds? - Seconds. - Hannah would expect that. She'd be like, "Oh, Grace is drunk." - Yeah, yeah, I'll get a call in seconds. I just can't be bothered to explain. - Delete it. - Yeah, we've got coffee Patron here. Can I have that? - Yeah. - Go on. Careful. I actually stopped because I didn't know how much was gonna go in my mouth. - That's valid. - That gave me the ick the way you just drank that. What the hell was that?

- You better not. - The way the bottle's curved, it doesn't come out, it just slides down like that. So that's why I'm like, like a fucking prick. - Not you licking your fingers after. - Like a prick, bro. - Can someone help me? - Your lips are brown. - You're wearing black. - Your lips are brown, brother. - Standing around, big man. Give me a wipe. It's not the worst thing though, no? - It tastes like an antique shop smells.

- Does that make sense? - It makes perfect sense. - Yeah, it does. - Yeah, that's horror. - All right, ignore me then. - Take a sip if you own a sex toy. Well. - Nice. Question. - Tell me. - We've had this question before. How would you feel if you were seeing a guy and he had just like- - You're about to say a flashlight. - Not even a flashlight, like the cheeks, you know, like the torso. - Yeah, I promise you I'd call the police. - Okay, but why?

- Because why have you got booty cheeks in your room? You guys are different, right? Women, we're all too complicated. You need some vibrations here and there. Men, you just need your hand. Why the fuck have you got a fake pussy in your room? That's crazy. - Because it's available. - I don't have anything. - You sound like you've got a flashlight. - No, because I like to have this argument with people. - Right, right. - Because it's not fair on the gender. - That's genuinely criminal. I think it's fair.

Men have got rights. You don't need flashlights too. - But by that standard, you should only have like a little bullet and nothing else. - Facts. - Yeah, I do. - You men have stuff. - I haven't got this like nine inch fucking whopper that you stick onto the shower wall. - And leave. - Do you know what I mean?

- Two is extreme. - So I should call the police if I see that. - Yeah, if you see a fucking fist, like a little jello fist, you should run. - Yeah, I'm not gonna, I wouldn't stand for that. Or the tentacle thing. - Or the traffic cone. - I've not seen that. - Oh, same. - The traffic cone. - Me, oh. No, but yeah. - Traffic cone? - Yeah, they're squeegee, yeah.

Damn, okay, yeah, I'm a noob. - Fucks. - A noob, I haven't heard that in years. - Say it or shot it, have you ever fancied any of your other players exes? - No. - Ballad. - No. - Guys don't do that. - Yeah. - That's a girl thing, guys don't do stuff like that. - Yeah, true. - Have you liked any of your friends exes? - No, but I think it's a weird territory for you. You can find them fit.

Like you can find them attractive, but I don't think you should fancy them. That's a bit weird. - Should is should is should. I don't think it's voluntary. - What do you mean? - If you fancy someone, it's not because you're choosing to fancy them. - Facts. - No, I think there's a difference. I feel like you fancy someone once you've had like a flirty conversation with them. If you find them attractive. - All right, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair. Makes sense. Why do I get the dares all the time, bro? - That's the smartest thing I've ever said in my life. Appreciate that. - Are you telling yourself you appreciate that? Wow!

- You wish you said that in your head. - Oh, wow. This is jokes. I'm obviously not doing it. - Okay. - Right. Text a talking stage that failed and say you've had a change of heart. - Oh my God. - They'll pull up. - These are brutal. - Thank you. - Yeah. - They would pull up. - They would pull up. - Would they? - I don't know. I don't do talking stages. So in my head, I'm thinking of someone, I'm thinking of someone from years ago. - What, so you just date them?

Yeah, I guess. Yes, if I was to start talking to someone, we're moving to dates immediately. We're just going. Really? Yeah, because like, I feel like, this is all speculation. If I was going to date someone,

they would already know that chances of me because i know girls like to play detective yeah the chances of me meeting someone genuinely now who doesn't already know everything there is to know about me yeah so talking stage would be irrelevant because she's just gonna play up to what she already knows i like so we might as well get into the thick of it and then and then figure it out along the way that's true that's fair enough that's very yeah wow all right we'll do one more round

Say it was shot at, would you rather sleep with your dad for one million pounds or eat your mum's ass for three million pounds? That's a good question. It's got to be the latter. I'd eat my mum's ass for three mil purely because you can pay for therapy between us and I feel like fucking's a bit more intense. Fucking's insane. You could bend your mum over and you don't have to say it's your mum. Yeah, of course. Don't ever say that again. Oh.

- I'm in agreement. - Oh, I'm in agreement. Don't get me wrong. - Would you rather fuck your dad? No. - No one's fucking anyone's dad. - Obviously not. But I don't want the image of bending my mum over. - Yeah, but how else are you gonna do it? She's not gonna be laying facing you like that. - Oh, no, that's nuts. - You would have to bend your mum over. - Margé. - No. - Mardukes. - Mardukes. - Impossible. All right, last one from me.

dare upload an instagram story saying that you're having problems with queefing and asking for help i'm obviously drinking i'm obviously drinking because i well that's even unfair because i can't even yeah but you can't quit yeah there we go another dare send a booty call send a booty call to your ex i'm drinking last one for me i dare again bro

- Text the last person you messes that they are really annoying pretending it was for someone else. It's Megan. - You're so fucking annoying. - You gotta be like, "Megan is so fucking annoying today. I don't know what is wrong with her." And then be like, "Oh shit, sorry I wasn't meant for you." - I'm gonna pretend it's to you. "Bro, Megan's getting on my tits with this shit today." - She's gotta be like, "What the fuck?"

or she's gonna know it's a game. - I'm gonna wait till she comes online and then I'm gonna delete it and then say ignore. - Yeah, yeah, sorry. - She's online now. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna give it a couple seconds. Five, four, three, I know she's ready, she's online. - Delete from everyone. - Delete from everyone. Ignore. - Let's see what she did. - I'm crying. - Time in, time in, time in, time in, time in, time in, time in.

- Wow with a full stop as well, it's hilarious. - I would cry if I got that. - Where's the car? - It's at the bottom. - It must be at the bottom. - That's jokes. - I need to call her. - Oh God. - What did she just said, wow? - Yeah, she said, wow, full stop. - Yeah, she's hurt. - That's why you know it's serious. A full stop? When a woman sends you one sentence or one word and a full stop, she's no secret. - I wanna see if she answers. - Everyone keep quiet.

Wait, let me call her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me call her. What? No. I've never seen that happen in my life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The sweat. Oh, and she said, I'm on a call. I'm on a call. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, that scared me. Bro. I was thinking she's doing up contracts. She's rewriting shit. Oh, my God. The speed of the typing. I sent a picture saying, this is a drag story. This is a drag story. Joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke, joke. Love you, love you, love you, love you, love you.

- All right, cool. - No class. - What's next? - AKA no ass by GK Barry fun game. Make sure you guys check that shit out. The link is going to be here. - Thank you. - We are going to play a game with you now. - Oh no. - So the game we are playing is called Back to School. So what I do is I quiz the boys on their key stage three general knowledge. Obviously you've got a master's. - I've got no GCSEs though. - How is that even possible? - How did you qualify? - So what I did was I went to Cambridge Reject College

And I did three years there. - Three years? - To get some more extra qualifications. - Fair play. - Well, this is gonna be an interesting game. - This is gonna be interesting. - We usually do five rounds or five questions, but this time we're gonna do 10. And then at the end we swap whiteboards and we mark other people. - Is that what the whiteboards are for? - That's exactly what the whiteboards are for. So let's play back to school guys. Has everyone got their whiteboards?

This is going to really mug me off. Yeah. It's tough. Is it? Yeah. It definitely is a primary school. Key stage three? Yeah, it's like primary school. Yeah, it's like, was it year 11? Year seven or something like that. Yeah, 11 to 13 age-wise. That's way too old. It's tough. It is tough. Yeah.

- It's gonna be 10 questions. Yeah, and if everyone is ready, just let me know. - I'm ready. - Yeah, I'm ready, man. - GK, you ready? - Do I need to put like a one to two to three? - Up to you. - Up to you. I would ideally do it the other way so you've got more space. That way, yeah. - Are we swapping boards? - We are swapping boards. - Okay, cool. - Yeah. We always swap boards. - I gotta do my new writing. - We always swap boards. - Chill out.

- I get very authoritative. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you're the game master, you get out your own skin, bro. Chill the fuck out. - Yeah, no one's quizzing me yet, that's why. - I'll quiz you soon. - All right, say less. I'll see. I'll be waiting. - Shut the fuck up. - I'll be waiting. It's been four years. I can't be bothered. Let's just say the questions. I literally can't be bothered. - Sometimes it's so easy. Right, question number one. This is your favorite category, GK. - Yeah. - Spell nauseous.

- Oh my God. - Nauseous. - Bro, the more I look at it, it looks boring. - I don't know if it's the coffee patron. I'm looking at it thinking, "Teos?" - Who was the first US president? - Right, everyone locked here? - Yeah. - Question number three. What is the boiling point of water? - Come on, bro.

- Who's the last person we played was Harry, right? - Yeah. - And he lost, right? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Cool. - So you've got Harry to beat. - Yeah. - Harry got, I think three out of 10. - I'm not even getting that at this point. - You're not getting 10? Three out of 10? - No. - You never know. There's seven more questions to go. What did Harry get? - I think Harry got like three. I got two. I lost. He beat me. - Yikes. - Yeah. - Two is the goal here. - You got three to beat. - Two to beat. - Two is the goal. - Oh, two is the goal, yeah. Everyone locked on the second, the third question, cool.

Question number four. How many sides does a heptagon have? What's it called? How many sides does a heptagon have? I've never heard of that. Yeah, that's the first I'm hearing of it. Heptagon, yeah. I've heard that X-ting. What, a hexagon? Yeah, that X-ting. How many countries make up the United Kingdom? It's the Isle of Scilly one.

You can't ask me questions. What the fuck? I don't even know what that is. What do you call it? I don't know. The Isle of Silly? The Isle of Silly? Yeah. S-C-I-L-L-Y. Is this a bit? No. S-C-I-L-L-Y. I've never heard of that. Okay. Question number six. Spell embarrassing. Embarrassed. Embarrassed. Embarrassing. Question number seven. Seven. Spell...

However you want to pronounce it Caribbean Caribbean. Oh fuck we're gonna fuck me off This one always fucked me up always fucked when I get it wrong. Don't out me who's gonna mark mine Ellis? Question number eight which of these is not a pronoun which of these is not a pronoun It better be like she he who oh you why them what's the pronoun?

Again, again. Don't confer. Again, who? Who, you, why, them. Who, you, why, them. Question number nine. Which of these do not use the dollar as a form of currency? Which of these do not use the dollar as a form of currency? Mexico, New Zealand, Canada, Zimbabwe. I'll fuck my answer. Christ almighty. Say it again.

- But this is a trick question. - Mexico, New Zealand, Canada, Zimbabwe. Does sound travel faster in air or water? Does sound travel faster in air or water? Right, if we've all swapped our boards, are we ready to roll? - Yup. - I'm livid. - Cool. Question number one, spell nauseous. And the answer is N-A-U-S-E-O-U-S.

- U-S-E-O-U-S. - No way. - Question number two. Who was the first US president? - I mean, what did she write? - President King. - Who's the bloke that got shot? - JFK. - Kennedy, yeah. - Kennedy. - Was he the first one? - No. - Yeah, fuck him then. - The answer is George Washington. - Oh. - Damn. - How about Lincoln? - Yeah, close. - I don't remember any of those.

Question number three. What is the boiling point of water? What did you write, GK? 80 degrees. At least you wrote something decent. The answer is 100, though. No, I was going to write 100. Why didn't you? Because I thought it was too much. It felt extreme. That's hilarious. How many sides does a heptagon have? The answer is seven. Idiot.

- What, you've been conferring? - No. - No way. What did you write? - Yeah, I wrote five. I absolutely did do that, yeah. - How many countries make up the UK? - Go on. - Four. - Four. - Dang. - Question number six, I believe. Spell embarrassing. E-M-B-A-R-R-A-S-S-I-N-G. Does anyone need to say that again? - I got that terribly wrong. - Spell Caribbean.

- C-A-R-I-B-B-E-A-N. - Well played. - Which of these, or next question, which of these is not a pronoun? Who, you, why, them? The answer is obviously why. - Don't say obviously. - Don't say obviously. - Don't say obviously. - Who do you think you are sometimes? - Yeah, don't. - Obviously. - Don't do that.

I mean, it's obvious. How is it not obvious? Because you're not respecting the players, bro. Yeah. Yeah, but okay.

If you actually group the four words I said. I don't know what a pronoun was. Yeah, but three of them sound similar. Get out of your tower, my guy. You're so loud behind the iPad. Get on the boards. No one wants to test now. No one wants four and a half years. I'm putting my foot down now. Next week, I'm doing Quizmaster. I'm going to be Quizmaster next week. Cool. Question number nine.

- Which of these do not, oh, sorry, the answer was why, by the way. I think I said it before. Which of these do not use the dollar as a form of currency? The options were Mexico, New Zealand, Canada, and Zimbabwe. The answer is actually Mexico. - That's frustrating. Grace wrote all of them. - I thought 'cause Canada's separate to America. - It's fair. That Mexico one really surprises me. - Mexico, I can't imagine them being like $7. Do you know what I mean?

- I can't imagine that for them. - I thought they would just allow it because they're manning in or out. - Fair. - It's true. - Question number 10 and the last question. Does sounds travel faster in air or water? The answer is water. - Fair play. - So James, what did GK Barry get? - She got four out of 10. - Let's go. - Admirable. - Well done. - Thank you. - Ellis, what did James get? - Five out of 10, come on. - Let's go. Let's go.

- Rem, what did Ellis get? - Two out of 10. - Yay, come on Ellis. - Numbers on the board. - The fact that even I got more than that is criminal. - GK, what did Rem get? - Five out of 10. - Let's go. - Are we due for a tiebreaker? - Oh, tiebreaker. - I think we're due for a tiebreaker, okay. I'd have to grab the questions from the phone. I didn't preempt a tie. Let's do rock, paper, scissors between you two and the winner can choose

The subject, there are four subjects. - Oh, for God's sake. - There's geography, there's maths, there's science, and there's history. So RPS, and then the winner can choose the subject. - On go, yeah? - Which is, yeah. - One, two, three, go. - Yeah. - Rem, two. - The science. - Science. - Science. Where would you find the smallest bone in the human body? - I know this. - Locked. - I actually think he's, I saw what he wrote by the like, direction of his pen. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's got it. - I think he's right.

I'm not gonna lie to you, I think he's right. Reveal on three. - Yeah. - One, two, three. - Car. - What does that say? - Ear. - Yeah, you're both right. Shout yourself. - Yeah. - All right, bonus question number two. Which organ functions to remove waste products and excessive fluid from the body? All right, reveal in three, two, one. There's one of you got it right, one of you got it wrong. - I always get mixed up between the two. I know I've got it wrong. - The answer is kidney. - Oh, it's intestine.

Alhamdulillah. - You called what? - It was intestines. - Cool. - Cool, cool, cool. - And that's just how these things typically go.

Well play guys, that was back to school. Hope you guys got the answers right at home. If you didn't, let us know which ones you got wrong. Right. Down to GK Barry. We're going to finish on questions, no? We are going to finish on questions. So again, as we ask the streets to let us know what they think about you, we've also asked the streets to ask you questions that you're going to ask yourself. Oh no. And you're going to answer. Hence the iPad. Fuck, marry, kill. Oh God. James, foo, haddle, rem.

- That one's wrong. - Yeah, I know. - Just in case. You met him today. Fair, very fair. - I'm fucking Foo Head. I didn't know you had that in you. I'm gonna, I'm gonna... - What did you call it? Good rough sex or something like that? - Just good rough sex. - I can't remember what I said, yeah. I was being honest. - The straight face was hilarious. - James, I'm gonna kill you. - I was scared you'd say that. - I'm gonna kill you. I feel like...

- I just have to. - All right. - 'Cause I feel like you cheat on me with BBL girls and I just couldn't cope with that. Rem, however, I feel like you got- - Sorry? - Nothing. - Yeah, that's what I thought. Rem, you've got a calming presence. I feel like if I was ever stressed, you would calm me down. - Did you not just see him throw his pen across the room? - No, he gets a little angry, bless him.

- She likes a man that can do both. - Yeah, let's go. - That's jokes. - All right. - Okay, has she gone black and did she go back? - I think I've gone Puerto Rican. - Okay, fair. - You think? - No, where was, no, we have gone black. I did go back. - Yeah, let's go. - What's the weirdest way a man has hit on you and did it work? Maybe saying that they don't mind flat arses, but. - And it worked.

Yeah, of course I did. Have you ever been with a woman? If not, would I? I have. I have. Nice. Quite a few times. I would go back, but it does depend on the circumstances. Fair. As we all know and love. These questions are telling. I'm surprised. Yeah. They're usually very like, tell us about your career. Like what motivates you to get up in the morning? Like what are your billionaire rituals?

- This is GK. - I would fuck a woman, although it's just a lot of work with women. It's hours of work. So you've got to be in the mood. Most embarrassing story. I've said this before, say it again. Once when I was blackout drunk and I mean blackout drunk, I remember doing it. I brought a guy back to my house

at uni and i woke up the next morning and he'd gone and i was like oh brilliant i didn't shag anyone like bargain and then i went downstairs and they were like why were you chanting gk barry during sex and i chanted my own name that's impossible i swear on my life i was chanting gk barry and that's fine that's completely fine i can't even bring myself to laugh no it's that's it's really embarrassing it's really embarrassing and i've don't know who it was chance

- I was like GK Barry, GK, yeah whatever. - On top, I'm assuming. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Wow, okay fair. - Yeah, but also I was young. - Yeah, of course. How old are you by the way? - 24. - Oh, I wouldn't have expected that. - Why, do you think I'm older? - I genuinely didn't know how old you were period. - Okay, fine. Do I look 24? - Now that you say it, I see it. - Okay. - How old do you wanna look? - I don't know. I could look. - Do you think you look older? - Yeah.

- Maybe. - I would say probably 26. - I was gonna say 27. - Not even like a rude way. - Yeah, it's just- - It's like mature. - I need to stop vaping. - Yes. - Well, yes, as a separate topic. - 27, that's not old, but oh my God, where's my collagen? - 26 and 26. - Collagen? - Yeah. - At 27? - Come on now. - No, you're doing too much. - Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Is there anything you regret in your career so far?

Definitely talking about ex-boyfriends, I would say. Really? That's the only regret I have, yeah. Why do you regret it? Just because I just don't think it's anyone's business. I don't know why I aired that. Very, very fair. Very, very fair. And then also they have to live with people coming up to them like, you date, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, tough. How difficult is it to date with the reach of your level of success? There we go. Yeah, it's hell and horror, hence why I'm single. Come on.

Have I ever pegged anyone? No, I haven't. I would like to peg someone. I think it'd be quite funny. Although I don't know if I could, although it depends. Would I have to have a strap on? Yeah. No, I'm not fucking anyone. Yeah. That's exactly what you have to do. That's crazy. Maybe like a woman I could do. No, because me and a strap on is like, it's a bit of an ick. Yeah. That's the pegging game. That's the pegging game. Maybe if it was like a dildo.

- Oh, you just go hand? - Maybe I'll just do hand, 'cause I feel like wearing like a strap on is a little bit insane. - Oh. - It's insane. Like imagine me walking into the room like, like strapped up. - Strapped, ready, tucked. - That's insane. - Couldn't witness. - No, I wouldn't. - Couldn't. Fear that will run through me? - Oh, of course. And you're face down. - Oh, I suck. Never. - No, I wouldn't peg anyone.

What's the chances of you smashing from a DM? What does that mean? So someone's DMing you and then you banging them. Oh, not chance. Not chance. Are your DMs insane? No, they're really just full of 16-year-old boys. I can imagine. I think we've had this conversation on your show maybe. Yeah, there's just absolutely no way. And also like everyone's always on private. So how am I meant to see the potential there? There is none. Most awkward thing that's happened in a bar or club?

probably in my first year of uni i was trying to get i was on a vip table with these boys i was trying to impress them so i straddled one of them my arsehole came out i lost my phone and then i had to go back the next day to the club to ask for the cctv so i could see who stole my phone and then my dad i phoned basically i then told my parents i didn't want to get in trouble that i got mugged

So they called the police. The police then got in contact with me and then were also trying to find the CCTV. So I then had to come clean. That's probably the worst thing that's happened. That really is the worst thing I've heard. That was first year. I was literally 18. I was like, I don't have an arse. Yeah. Yeah. And the security guard was like, you put it away. I was like, no. Oh!

- Can you put it away? - We've all lived lives and none of us are happy with it. - You said no. - Oh dear. - Trying to get science that I know. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Putting it away. - Trying to put it on site. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Is that all the questions? - Yeah. - I think so. - They were wild. - Thank God. - They were wild. - Thank God, Jesus. - Damn. - I couldn't face any more of them. - Okay. Well, that's the game. Well, that was GK Barry, guys. That was the episode. - Yeah. - That was sensational. Thank you very much for coming. - Thank you. - I appreciate having you. - Thank you for having me.

But anyway, guys, see you next week, I guess. - GK Barry, guys. - Hey. - Okay, cool. And yeah, love, love, love. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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