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What do you think about this bad baby thing? That she earned... 52 mil a year. Yeah, yeah. On OnlyFans. Bro, I'm sure she's 17 or something. 19. What are these men looking at? Fan? When I heard she was 19, I was like, yuck. What are these men looking at? Bro.
She's Marga as well. The skinniest ting ever. What's the ting she became famous for? Catch Me Outside. How about that? Let me shed some love on Bad Baby for a second. Bad Baby went on Dr. Phil when she was like 12. I forgot it was Dr. Phil. And literally said, Catch Me Outside. How about that? And the world blew up. She was a meme. Yeah. And now she has leveraged that.
into earning 52 million in one year on OnlyFans. That's insanity, bro. So she would have just turned 18 when she jumped on. And then Mandemar just paying to see her. 18, brother! Bro. It's not like...
It's not like she, in my opinion, like she's banging. She's not banging in my opinion at all. And it's not like she has features that make me drool. Like she's just any mugger skinny white girl.
She is, bro. And it's like, what are these men paying for? These men don't pay for anything. 18, 19, 52Ms. Bro, I think it's literally all to do with her following. Her following is massive on Instagram. I don't know. I've not seen her Instagram. Oh, I can tell you how many she follows. She's got a ridiculous amount of followers. Really? She's got a ridiculous amount of followers. 16.3 million. She has seven posts.
No. She's got money, Fuhad. No. But she's had money for a minute. Before OnlyFans, she's had money. She's not paying, fam. I know she's not paying. She's actively not paying. I know she's not. I don't understand what they're paying to see. Do you get what I'm saying? Let me see your Instagram, please. Because I don't understand what they're paying to see.
What is... Bro, I can't even count, read that. Go Cry Bitch, 52Ms. Yeah, 52Ms. I think her cut at the end of it, I think her net is 42Ms. So here's my real question. Okay. It hit me. Fuck your Pinky Boys for a second. Okay, okay. Here's my real question. Okay, okay. 52Ms. Yeah. Only fans approach you directly. We've had these kind of conversations a hundred times. Yeah, yeah. 52Ms across 12 months. What are you really saying? That's an M a week.
Oh, it's literally an M a week. Literally an M a week. What am I saying? What? What's the question, brother? Am I jumping on early fans for 52 M's? Is that what you're asking me? Okay. First question. First question is, what is your number for a Dubai breader to bell you up? We've definitely had this discussion before. And say...
Come and be the bad bitch you are. Run me a number. So let's just say you're just chilling. Yeah. You get a phone call. Does this pod exist or not? This pod exists. You've got notoriety now. Your pod exists, but no one's going to find out. Okay. I'm going to go there, fly out, fly back with racks. You're going to fly out on a Friday evening. You're coming back on Sunday evening. Light weekend. A light weekend. Okay. Everything's patterned. Okay.
What's your number? A homeboy rings you. The assistant of the assistant of the assistant rings you and said, give me a number right fucking now. But if it's too high, I promise you I'm hanging up this phone. If you're taking the literal piss, I'm hanging up this phone. So if you say something stupid like a billion, you'll hear a click and you'll never hear from us again. But...
My boss's boss wants to treat you like the bad bitch you are. Oh my God. From Friday night to Sunday night. Oh my God. Give me your number. I promise you, James, I'll hang up. No, a breader can't bail me and say, run me a number because my boss wants to treat you like the bad bitch you are. The fear and the, bro, my bones would shiver.
But Matt said, you're going to eat like you've never eaten. You're going to drink like you've never drank. Yeah, shit and piss. No, no, no. Aside from that. Let's not think about that yet. During your downtime, you're going to live like a king. In the two-day span. Because there's only so many nuts he can handle in this time frame. Yeah. And he can promise you, like he said, I've got a few guarantees for you. It's only going to be him. He's not going to bring the boys through. It's only going to be him. And in your downtime, whatever you want to do, you're going to do. Yeah.
Give me a fucking number. Is he allowed to tell me what he wants to do to me or he's going to do to me? No, you just have to... You assume the worst. But there's no props. Yeah, yeah. It's just you and him. He's not bringing any machinery. He's not bringing his boys. He's not bringing any extra equipment, no toys. He just wants it to be you and him. James, I don't think I can pattern. Especially if it's... I think if it's face-to-face, it'll be very different. Because...
I'm already in Dubai I'm there you know yeah okay but if it's on the phone I'd definitely hang up all right well let's rephrase it you're in Dubai you've just gone to Dubai just for literal shits and gigs yeah we did a show there I've left you I said do your thing do your thing I'll meet you at the airport tomorrow yeah and then literally they pull up to you while you're eating brunch and proposes give me your number
I'd probably run it for maybe like 50 M's. 50 M's. These are Dubai money, right? This is real oil money. Fam, that's not an unrealistic number. 50 M's. 50 M's and my cheeks are yours for the weekend. Fair play.
Fair play. Because I'm there, like, this isn't something I... Like, you don't have to get on a plane shaking, wondering what's going to happen. Because I'm already there, and because they're like, it's one of those ones where I know they're going to persuade me, so they'll probably show me, like, a briefcase of, like, racks. Racks and diamonds. This is probably 1% of what you're going to get. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Racks and diamonds. Dickhead.
Obviously my mouth would water. Yeah, I know it would. My mouth would water. You love seeing shit. I need the visuals. I'm not a listener. Stop chatting shit and show me. You know? Stop chatting shit and fucking show me. That's funny. But okay, 50Ms. I would say 50Ms would be a figure, but I would obviously not do it. If it was then and there and I was in Dubai, I would tell him 50Ms and see what they say. He said, okay, let's just say he says 50Ms. You say 50Ms? Mm-hmm.
And then he's like, all right, cool. Let's go now. Here's your briefcase. Let's go now. I'll tell him I'm joking. Fam, I'd panic. The spoon, I'll be eating my cereal. Fam, I was joking. I'm fucking joking. Every time you say I'm joking, his assistant is literally chatting to you saying...
Do you know what your life's going to look like now? You've got 50 fucking million. As you're walking up to the suite, you've got 50 million. Your life's about to be fucking different. Oh, I bet it is. I'm about to get penetrated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet it's going to be different. Oh, yeah. For the next 36 hours...
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In about 10 minutes time, he's going to be banging you and he's going to have your chin from behind and he's going to be lipsing you. I visualized it and I was so terrified. My chin from behind. Your back's so odd. He's lipsing you from the back. I'll put you back again in that position.
Nah, I'm screaming. I'm screaming. I can't even, I don't think my back can go that way, brother. Bro. Snap. Fam? Nah, nah, nah, nah. That visual alone, that visual alone has made me rescind my whole answer. My whole answer. Zero. I'm not going. Oh, shit. I put Gal in that position. Fuck. Fuck. Buster.
That's a juicy position as well. He definitely thinks I'm a bad bitch. He's banging you in that position. He's banging you in that position, bro. No. Nah, fuck that. Fuck all of that. My stomach. Okay, second question. That's hilarious. Second question. Yeah. Fuck. That's jokes. Second question. OnlyFans hit you up. Guaranteed middle of week for 52 weeks. Mm-hmm.
But you have to commit to a year. Okay. So they want you to be the new bad baby. They call you black baby. They'll ring you up and say, cool, you heard what happened with bad baby. And say, we're looking for black baby. We're giving you 52 guaranteed. One a month. One a week. Sorry, one a week. But you literally, you get nothing if you cut the contract. You'll sign up for 12 months. Like a phone thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what do I have to do?
You have to do what's requested of you. So you don't have to penetrate yourself. You don't have to do anything. But you're a cam girl now. And in terms of notoriety, am I on this still? Or is this completely... I'm FooHan, I'm nobody. I'm just FooHan. I'm a FooHan of the pod. Yeah, you are FooHan of the pod. But views are diminishing. Downloads are diminishing. For the pod? For us. Business is bad. Okay. Okay.
And the market that they're sending you to is people that our show, for whatever reason, doesn't even reach those countries. So anyone who views you on OnlyFans is not going to know who you are. Okay. So it's never going to come back around. Okay. Never going to come back around. It's never. I promise you that. It's never going to come back around. That makes a huge difference. But you're going to have to do what it takes. But I'm not going to get penetrated. You're not going to get penetrated.
Am I ever going to? You may have to, for the camera, you may have to do live streams every now and again with your legs out here and just flick an imaginary ting on your gooch and do like this. Yeah. And you have to make eye contact with the camera. Just like that. Yeah. Your legs are here and you have to do this. Nah, brother. You have to flick your beam. With the ting inside. You know that?
You know when like, well, cam girls, they have the vibrator thing. That is on my body. You don't have to if you don't want to. If you want to, you can. But... You just have to like lay back, spread there, and there's an actual guy just watching you. Oh, do you mean behind the camera or like behind the lens? Behind the lens. There's an actual guy on Zoom. Mm.
watching you do these things and he tells you what to do jesus like uh what's that face from euphoria yeah exactly like that and you have to act enthusiastic you can't just be like fuck this and the time frame like not the time frame the 15 minute appointments and i have to oh you have to do it you've got this for a year oh it's a long ass time brother a week but i can't but it's basically not an m a week it is an m a week you can live like you're making an m a week
But as soon as you say, fuck this, I'm not doing it anymore. Anything you've purchased with that, everything's gone. Can't pay, we'll take it away. Them things. So I will be getting an M a week once a week. You'll be getting an M a week and you can live the life as someone who's getting an M a week. So once I stop before the year, they'll drapes it all. Oh, taking it all. Whatever house you bought, whatever car you bought, whatever things you bought, they're taking it from me. I would probably do it, but I know for a fact I wouldn't last a year.
So I would live lavish. Maybe for like, I would give myself a month. I would live lavish. Come July, drapes it. I don't care. I've lived a month like a king. I would never live like this again. Do you know what I mean? This is an experience. And I bet you, when we talk about it on the pod, views will skyrocket again. Fair play. Yeah, we're back on the up and up. We're back on the up and up. Say less, say less, say less. I'll be doing it for us. Say less. I'll be doing it for us.
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