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So around the same time that this was going on with your ex, is this when you and Bad Wolf started to split or did they, did you start getting a little more patriotic and that's when it happened or? Well, basically, so the thing that worked out was,
I was in so much pain from the breakup that I went right into the studio. Right. So the studio was like, we're COVID, we're closed. And I'm like, let me explain something to you. Yeah. I have a friend who works at the Pentagon. I have a few friends who work in the government. And I'm like, how long is this going to last? And they're like, it's going to take a while.
It's going to last way past the election. And I was like, are you serious? Like, yeah. So I told the studio. Here we are fucking almost 2022. Yeah. So I was like, hey, we need to go to work and I'll go in the vocal booth and you can sit in the control room and we won't even come into contact and you can wear a mask. But this is not going to be over in two weeks. This isn't going to be over in a month. Yeah. Like we got to get back to real life. I'm like, I'm the one. I will. I'm the only artist who's not afraid. Right. Right.
So Max, Ghost Bad Wolves, the real guitar player, he's in Vegas. He's at home. No one's on tour. I'm like, all right, we're going to start a Patreon. So I get this idea. I think we all started Patreons during COVID. Well, so I dated this Australian girl who posted nudes on Patreon, right? And so I saw how much money she made. So you do support sex workers. Yeah, yeah. I just don't get into relationships with them anymore. Yeah.
No, I love that. I think that's awesome. I have friends who are sex workers and I'm like, cool. Yeah, I'm with it. A lot of patriotic people would not say that they support sex work. Well, this is what I think it is. Like, you have to understand, we're not in, there's no...
gray area left so everyone in the middle either chose insanity or patriotism right right so you're like it's like the democrats and the liberals diarrhea in the in that end of the pool and everyone's just like i don't want to be in the shit water so that is so funny i always use that terminology i'm like there's always somebody that shits in the pool yeah so so you move you know everyone just moved away from the shit yeah so i'm in the studio i started patreon um and i
you know we had three four thousand people sign up at ten dollars a month so now the band's back we're like all right we're making money and now because i was worried that the the crew guys because the guys in the band are hired guns other than the drummer and me right so i'm like how are we gonna feed these people yeah so i'm like all right i'll go in the studio once a week i'll i'll do a cover song and then i'll work on an original yeah so i banged out 22 covers
22 and six. I remember you started dropping them all. And 16 originals. And then it was just boop, boop, boop. And the label did a deal with us. And they were like, you know, cause they have the publishing rights and whatever. And they were like, we want 20% of whatever you make from the Patreon. And then you can, you know, that's the deal. God, they'll take everything. Yeah. But I made, I brought in me and me and Max and Joseph, the producer and the guitar player and me literally brought in $330,000 during COVID and
And I didn't take it. Right. Everybody split it. Right. You know what I mean? You're kind of like a daddy of the crew. Like you're always taking care of everybody. I'm the only real man. Right. Those guys are not. They're supported by their girlfriends and friends.
whatever and they're just i trust me i grew up in vegas that's all i ever dated plus it's hard it's hard to be a grown-ass man when you're a 40 year old cokehead you know right it's not a fucking trust me i know and i'm not this is not judgmental right this is i know more than y'all than y'all niggas know because where you're headed i've already been there so good luck with that road so i so i i'm busting my ass doing all this shit and then also i'm up on politics
And I'm not new. I just don't haven't, I didn't feel a need to be vocal about anything. And I know the, the stigma around Donnie ball game. That's what I call him. Right. And, um,
you know trump yeah that's hilarious you can't be telling me things about this man that i already know right like i'm a researcher right oh yeah oh i'm on a panel i'm in multiple group chats with people from all over the planet right who are like what's real because everyone's like what is this covid shit what is going on and then i already had it so i'm like this is fucking crazy like what's going on you got to stand up to go to the restroom in the restaurant and then walk in with a mask but when you sit down it's safe i'm like this is gaslighting yeah it's all weird like the
Look what they're doing to fucking Australia right now. Well, yeah. I mean, that's a whole other level of shit. But the whole rules and this, that, the other, I'm just like, this is... Martial law, almost. Well, it's psychological abuse, right? And I know this because I was in a psychologically abusive relationship where nothing made sense. Right. And like... Well, if you think about it, America has psychologically trained us since fucking birth. You know, you have to... You're programmed to work Monday through Friday, but...
fucking nine to five. But that's still, it's programming though of some sort, you know? Well, that's why schools were made the way that they were. Like you have to understand too that all these were like, the pharmaceutical company just fucking has a pill for everything. Like, oh, you have a hard time focusing? Do you have this? Oh, maybe you're ADHD. Maybe you're fucking BFFILM.
Whatever. I'm like... I'm super outspoken about not taking stuff like that. I try my hardest. The renaissance would never have occurred if the pharmaceutical companies weren't in business back then. Right. Because all the greatest pieces of art that have been made in human history are by people who are fucking touched.
Oh, you're touched. Yeah, you're a little. I like that. I'm going to start using that. He's a little touched. He's a little touched. I like it. So like crazy people don't scare me because my brother is so fucking crazy and so scary. Right. But he just kind of like, you know, it's like having a pet gorilla. You're like, all right, bro. Let him out of the cage every now and then. What do you got there? Okay, cool. Banana. All right, cool. Are you going to kill anybody today? No, no. I'm like, all right. Just want to check. Okay, buddy. Okay.
see you later fucking hilarious yeah but that's that programming my parents would make me responsible for his crazy ass when we left the house together absolutely so i i repeatedly this is what i realized in therapy i repeatedly take care of people who have mental health problems yeah same but i'm like i will love you yeah i will love you i'll love the shit out of you love yourself yeah and then you will kill me yeah and i will be like why have you done this to me yeah
If anybody understands that, it's me. Totally. Yeah. So, okay.
You hopped out of one relationship and then you kind of got into another one with. This is very important. This is a very important development. So. So anyway. You know where I'm going. I put out a Black Lives Matter marker video. Right. Right. Right. So I don't like I'm like I start researching BLM and I'm like, why is this company filled with white people in the Democratic Party taking all the money from Black Lives Matter? This doesn't make sense. Right. So I exposed it. I got in a lot of trouble.
and then people were very mad and that was the beginning of the silencing and I was like I'm not gonna be silent about this I was like also masks don't work they got mad at you for talking about Black Lives Matter but you're I got called a nigger by a 70 year old white billionaire I'm like bro calm down I was like sit down how do you know I'm not sitting you're like part on you I'm like you need to
Yeah, like calm the fuck down. So yeah, so it was just also controversial but then all the all the silent Republicans in the industry are like yes We can't say anything because they'll say we're white supremacists He's on our side and I'm like, I'm not on anybody's side. I'm on the side of the truth I'm like Malcolm X told you niggas to watch out for white liberals because white liberals are the fucking worst people on the planet right like
You're getting hyphy. I know. That's literally what Malcolm X says. Right. You know? Come here. Because they want to use us. Right. And then they're like, oh, we can't use the black people anymore. We got to get the Latinos. But they believe in family values and they're Christian. It's not going to work. Switch to the gays. Right. Right. And then the gays are like, we're not doing this either. And then they're like, it's the trans rights. They just keep picking...
smaller and smaller groups of people to say that they're mad on behalf of them right and i'm like you have no real cause all this is is you're distracting everybody from the fact that you are trying to enslave us all right right you're trying to you're trying to make us prisoners in a free nation amen right so and poison our kids with communist propaganda and fucking antifa clown bullshit dude the fuck out of here but a year ago if i said this people would be like
You can't talk like that. You just can't. - You're a conspiracy theorist. - You're a conspiracy theorist. Every conspiracy that I've ever exposed has come true. - Yeah. - Fuck you. - No, when my husband and I first got together, he used to think I was insane. 'Cause he wasn't like, I hate using the word woke, but he just didn't pay attention to anything.
And ever since we got together, he's like, holy shit. He's just like, what is happening? We used to be allowed to not have to pay attention because we trusted in the system because the system was created and built in a way that we could trust it. And generationally, we have lost that. Like our political leaders are...
on both sides are corrupt by outsourced money and by, you know, super PACs and corporations and billion and trillionaires and foreign interest. And they're not working for the people anymore. So they're employed with their special interest friends. Yeah. And then they're making deals in this country that affect all of us based on how they're going to make themselves into the next reign of oligarchs. No, it's, and it's just like a fucking nightmare. It's whack.
It's a nightmare. So moving on from that, you got into this relationship. I didn't get into it. This is very important. Very important. I'm saying this.
I fucking hit on Nicole Arbour on election night. Oh, God. We're using first and last names. I don't give a shit. Okay. I'm with it. I'm completely allowed to say anything I want. I just want to let you know that we came up with a new shirt that we're going to drop in a couple weeks called... It's going to be hashtag ho team. Okay. Well, yeah. Mine's go tea. Yeah. Mine's going to be ho team. I like that. All right. He's like... Hoes need teams too. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway...
So, you know, so I know Nicole because she's a conservative comedian, right? That's what I know her from. And she's not even funny, but okay. I mean, she's funny. Her dear fat people was funny to me because I used to be fat and I'm like, that's funny. Like if you make jokes about things that,
offend me I'm old school and from New York so I'm like oh that's funny right right instead of the other way around where you're like this needs to come off the internet I'm not like that but I think it comes from a mean girl stance you know like it's kind of you know because my husband's overweight
We'll get it. Okay. We'll get it. Okay. Real quick though. You, you weren't going through the stuff with bad wolves until after your breakup, right? With Nicole? No. So, so I was going through with the label. So the label wanted us to sign. We signed for five records. I fucking hate that label. Right. I didn't want to stay with them. And I recorded three albums. Three.
So in 2020, so I could just give them to them and not work for them anymore and be like, here are your three albums. No, my husband did that to fulfill a fucking contract. Yeah, to fulfill it. And it just so happened that no one else in the band contributed to them because they were at home doing cocaine. They were saying they were scared of COVID, but my business partner was running up the band's corporate credit card, taking PPP loans from the government and not distributing the fucking COVID money to the employees. What?
We don't know where that money went. So that's what all the audits fucking showed. Yeah. So, so I did all this work and basically was getting chastised for my political views and I didn't want to resign. And I think that's when my partner and the, and the guy from the label started to collude on how we're going to get rid of this guy. Plus I had my ex had like ran a story on me, uh,
You know what I mean? Right. Of like, oh, he was, they never, they never followed up with the exoneration. Right. They just were like, Tommy Vick's got a fucking, you know, restraining order. I'm like, it's an online bullying restraining order. That, I don't, that's why I didn't really want to Google anything before you came in here because literally Google says I'm 26.
So it's like, I don't believe anything. I don't under, I don't read anything online. So that's why I wanted to come in here and just have you tell from your point of view. Yeah. So, so basically that whole thing happened and you know, it,
You know, the entire time I was dealing with this restraining order, the lawyer was saying, hey, if you give us $100,000, we'll go away. It was an extortion. You know what I mean? And they still tried to get, like, after it all, the court case was done, they still filed a motion to try to get me to pay $100,000 for a lawyer's fees. I'm like, my lawyer's fees were $20,000. This was, like, ridiculous.
So we're fighting it. So I oppose the motion. Right. So it'll get kicked up to federal and we'll figure it out from there. Right. It's just, but this is, I didn't, I've never been famous. I don't even consider myself famous. I didn't know how this works. Right. And basically in the Me Too world, there are ambulance chasers.
So there are people who are attorneys who if you any woman can just accuse a man who's in a public figure with money and they will take the case pro bono because they know how to manipulate the court system into fucking forcing them to have to pay. Oh my gosh. And it's that's California. That's LA. That scares me because you know daddy if we ever do hit a threesome and somebody wants to fuck it. That's why we make bitches sign nondisclosure agreements now. You just gotta sign
Yeah, exactly. Or you just film them and be like, do you consent to getting boned? Yeah. Do you consent to sucking my husband's dick? Sick. Anyway. He's like, why do you always just interject with these weird sexual stories? That's what the people are here for though, aren't they? They're like, give it to us. Give it all. So anyway. Yeah.
So yeah, so all that shit goes on, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Meanwhile, like me and Nicole, we met on Instagram. We started flirting. Then we started texting.
whatever. She's in Canada. I'm in Huntington Beach. Christmas is coming. We should go back. Yeah. The whole, like her family's COVID scared. So she can't go to Canada also because what's going on. So she leaves Canada before they close the border. Right. And invited me to go on the Glenn Beck show. So I was like, okay, cool. I go to Texas. I go on the Glenn Beck show. Glenn Beck gives me COVID. She got COVID. The whole fucking place got COVID. We got COVID together.
And then I had court calls for the last day of this trial with my ex. Right. And so, you know, they will like the judge said he was like, there's no there's no I'm making it a public record. There's absolutely no evidence of domestic abuse or domestic violence from Tommy. However, you posted, you know, you use your social media and posted private information. So I'm going to give you a two year online bullying restraining order for
Case dismissed. And I was like, all right, cool. Like, whatever. Wow. So that was that. And then it was fucking miserable. I was pissed. I was angry. I was fucking, you know, because I'm like, I literally, you literally just said I didn't do anything. How the fuck could you even do this to me? Right. Because it affects my Second Amendment right. Wow. Right. Which I don't, to be honest with you, I have absolutely no respect and will not abide by any of that. Right. Sucker dick.
The apocalypse is coming, bro. Like, you know what I mean? You got fucking Antifa fucking running down my street. You think I'm not going to bust out a fucking AR? I'm like, you're fucking sad. I'm like, I'll fucking deal with the charges after I kill everybody. So anyway, yeah.
um everything i say is being written down too this will probably be in the next the record labels but here's a maniac looking at him on the podcast talking about killing her people we need to just make a meme of tommy just suck my dick yeah suck my dick like rick and morty how he's all suck my dick so anyway so so then we go to mexico and um again we never met so we met we were supposed to meet dube glenn back
Me do my court thing. Next day, get on a plane. Right. We met, went on Glenn Beck, got COVID, got forced to quarantine together. Oh, my God. So I fucking, you know, so I put us in the four seasons in Dallas. Right. And then we're like, all right, we're going to be sick here. It was pretty shitty. We were sick for a couple of days. We waited it out. And then we're like, we made it by New Year's. We're like, we're going to be in Mexico for New Year's. So we went.
right we tested negative we went to mexico right got to mexico that's beautiful this is gonna be great you know then i'm like my ex from the court case is like her like corny ass boyfriend is sending me sending me threat messages on on instagram and i'm like i'm like
Okay. I just laugh at his reactions. Yo, because these people don't understand. Like, I straight have been murdered. I roll with real... Like, I was in situations with real people. I'm like, dude, you are literally a Ken doll. Right. Like, you are like a fucking choir boy compared to me. Like, please don't threaten me. I can't take it serious. Right. I have billionaire guys who are like 80-year-old billionaire guys who are like, I'm going to ruin your life. And I'm like, well, I'm going to fucking...
You don't understand. I come from hell. Like you can't do anything to me that hasn't already been done. Right. You know what I mean? Like, what are you going to take a time machine and molest me when I was a fucking kid? I'm like, that's about all. Those are the only options you got. You know, I'm already fucked up. So, so, you know, so I'm like in Mexico and like she, one night she had a couple of drinks. Like she went down to the bar and got drunk.
And I was in my room and I was fucking stressed out. And I was on. I was calling through some shit. Yeah, I called into an AA meeting. And then I guess apparently she like came in the room and was filming me while I was on my on my meeting in the other room.
And then she was like, why did you like this girl? What woman thinks like that? Well, she was already doing, when we got to Mexico, she was like, I don't want you following all these women and I don't want you to like that whole shit. And you guys just met? Yeah. I'm like, nah, bitch. Like, nah. So, but I'm like,
I'm in Mexico with this broad and I'm just like on some real nigga shit. I'm like, I'm gonna just unfollow these people. And then when we get out of here, I'm fucking never talking to this broad again. Right. Because I don't play that shit. But also, I'm not gonna be trapped in a hotel in Mexico and ruin my vacation. I think you unfollowed me.
You unfollowed me too. Oh, yeah, yeah. All y'all. All y'all. All us hoes. Anybody with a vagina, you're gone. You're out of here. All us Insta thoughts. Dude, it was fitness models. Anyone who was attractive. No, no, no. Just had a nice face. She's like, they've got to go. Yikes. It's bad for my career. I'm like, didn't you...
beat Matt Santoro to shit like what do you mean your career I'm like don't you pay all these publications to fucking talk about you aren't your tits on the internet like you can google Nicole's tits well the other the other funny thing about Nicole is like she's like oh fat people and talking about fat people like when I when I met her I was like yo bro you're fat like like you're skinny fat
oh no well i just gained weight from covid and i'm like no i'm not i'm just saying maybe you should have made fun of those people oh my god i thought i i thought i was hilarious but that was the wrong thing to say like i definitely can say that but i love people yeah but i fucked up i thought i was being like i was like oh she'll appreciate this comedy i'm like oh you're kind of fat yeah
what? I'm like, oh shit. I immediately knew I made him. Listen, I'm not that smart. I'm not sticking up for her. Listen, I'm not sticking up for her at all. I'm not that smart. I just was like, like, cause dude, like I used to be fat and if somebody makes fun of me, I'm like, yo, you look kind of fat today, bro. I'm like, oh, do I? Like, oh no. Yeah.
I'm like, oh, yeah, you're a dick. You know, you gotta laugh at this shit. Life is too short. Life is too short. And so, yeah, so she came back from the bar. She's hammered. She's like, why did you like Emily's picture? She's like going off on my friend who's like another athlete at first form. Right. And she ripped the phone out of the wall and threw it at my head. And I was like, yo. So I just sat down. First fucking couple weeks together. That's wild. Yeah.
Well, yeah. I mean, literally, I'm like, I sit down. I'm like, look, it's time to calm down. Right. Yeah. I was like...
Let's think about this. I can't take this anymore. Right. I got so much shit going on. I was like, if you could just not. Right. Right. Whatever it is, we'll talk about it in the morning. You just threw a phone. Yeah. And this is this is too much. Right. Right. Like, you know, I was in a fucking abusive relationship. I got the shit beat out of me. And then when I broke up with the person, they said that I was the one beating them. Right. And I was like, and now you're throwing a phone at me. Right. What the fuck are you doing?
So I was done. Yeah. So I'm like, I went to sleep. I pretend to go to sleep and I booked a flight. I'm fucking out of here. I'm gone. Wicked Witch of the West. And I had booked a trip.
He said, I pretended I went to sleep and I booked a flight. And so we were supposed to swim with the dolphins in the next morning. And I was like, I fucking love dolphins. And I was like, you're not ruining this. And the next morning I woke up and she put love letters all over the fucking hotel. Like weird shit. She's going to cut your skin off and wear it, bro. She was like, you're worth changing poorly.
You're everything to me. You're my king. I'm like, nigga, you're Stephen King, bro. I'm like. All faces of death over there. Dude, I woke up and I was like, I'm getting dressed. We're going to swim with the dolphins. I don't want to argue. So we went to swim with the dolphins and came back and I took a shower and packed up.
And then left. And she walked me out and I gave her a high five. I love dolphins. You're not ruining this. And I gave this bitch a high five and I got in the car and I fucking bounced. Right. And I got in the car and I got to the airport and got on the Wi-Fi and immediately refollowed all my friends. Yeah. I was like, this, the bitch is gone. I can't. So all everything that happened with you guys stemmed from literally just being together a few weeks.
Well, yeah. Like, the beef was within, like, a few days. It was just, like, shit went sideways. I don't tolerate that shit anymore. Yeah, I mean... I'm not gonna have that. I mean, nobody wants a fucking bitch that's... And, like, to be honest with you, like, you've seen, like, I date bad bitches. Like, I tried to date the fucking funny girl. Dude...
When you, okay, I'm not going to lie. When you guys were first fucking announced. And the only reason why I'm even entertaining this. We took a picture together with pajamas. Right. And I was like, Merry Christmas. Yeah. And she posted the same picture and she was like, he loves me. I'm like, nigga, what the fuck?
What? Hold on. I just need... Listen, you guys, the only reason why I'm even entertaining because I don't talk shit about bitches. It's just not my C's. This bitch is insane. I've met her firsthand and she's wronged me. Yo, she tried to throw you under the bus. For no fucking reason. And I had everything documented, dude. Dude, it was... The T was so strong. I couldn't believe it. But you're not the only one. Like, what a sick bitch. So many women came out. Yeah, it was a lot. Yeah. So anyway, I go home.
And I'm like, I flew home. And then she was like, I got to fucking swim with dolphins. I was like, and I was like posting on the flight. Like I was like, I'm on a plane. I was like letting it be known that niggas were not there anymore. I was like on this date. I was on this flight at this time with a newspaper holding it like on some R. Kelly's grandma shit. Like no. No.
And I went home. I'm going to pee my pants from laughing. So Dorothy FaceTimes me in the car ride home. And she's like, what? Why are you home? Why is Nicole there? I'm like, dude, this girl's crazy. And they had become like little internet friends because Dorothy's one of my closest. Right. And so...
Well, I feel like Nicole would become friends with anybody that's close to you to get to you. Yes. And she's a narcissistic personality disorder. She starts to separate everybody. I said that the first time I met her. So she starts to separate you from everybody around you and your support system. She literally sat right where you're sitting. And the minute she walked out, I looked at Mimi. I go, I do not like that chick. The way she moves. Something's wrong. She was so sweaty too. How'd you hump that?
I did. Yo, for the record, we had sex one time and I was like, nah. No, 100%. No, no, no. I'm saying that she was so sweaty when I fucking took a picture with her. I was like, good Lord. I'm stating this for the record. We had intimate relations one time. I cannot believe all that fucking came from getting dicked down one time. I mean. Stop it. Stop it.
I've got a track record. Dicks so good, you gotta get a restraint in order to stay away. Yeah, you leave them crazy. What am I gonna do? You know, poor boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, I'm gonna fuck you up. I'm like, I've been inside your girl in places you cannot even reach, nigga. Do you understand who I am? I'm like, dude...
I need Chris Rock to introduce me like the new Buster record. Do you understand who this man is? Do you know how far he brings it? Holy shit. So hard that his past fucking two or three girlfriends have been fucking... Yeah, fucking full. It's been wild. Nuclear meltdown. So anyway, so I'm like...
I'm home and I'm telling Dorothy the story and she's like I fucking had a feeling that that girl was crazy like something she was too friendly and she's like wait she's texting me and I was like what is she texting you she's like she said you're in trouble and you might die I'm like what she's like yeah she's saying that you're in trouble so then fucking Zoltan calls me he's like bro what's going on I'm like nothing he's like
Nicole just said that you're in trouble. And then Andy calls me and Andy Frisella is like, are you okay, bro? Is it because you weren't responding to her? Yeah. I fucking... I... What is it called? Stonewalling. Right. Yeah. I'm like, no contact. Greystone. Yeah. Greystone. Whatever. I'm like, no contact. I'm not doing this. You know? I'm done. Yeah. You know? And so...
So she just started reaching out to everybody. Yeah. Then she tried to get me fired from first form because I wouldn't talk to her. Then she would text me and this. I'm like, bro. She was like, I want $7,000 for this trip. And I was like, cool. Send me your fucking PayPal. Boom. Send you the money. Don't ever contact me again. No, it's not. You hurt me. You abuse me. You're abusive to women. I'm like, I literally paid for your trip. I bought you earrings and a necklace to be nice on Christmas and locate also to be paid. But.
You did keep the receipts. Yeah, I always keep the receipts. It's a tax write-off. Right. And then so like, you know, just everything. I'm just like, yo, leave me alone. Leave me be. Like, may Tommy Vex go back to his life of having 400 bitches trying to fuck him at the same time and not your goofy, frumpy, Homer Simpson body-ass bitch. Fuck you, nigga. Like, yo, real talk. Oh, no.
Dude, real talk. So she's fucking harassing and harassing. I have to pee. Can I pee really quick? Yeah. Are you making me laugh, dude? Hold on one second. So, Homer Simpson. Listen, I peed. I can laugh now. So anyway, like...
This girl is harassing Andy, harassing his wife. And then Andy calls me. He's like, bro, will you please just talk to this girl? Because I blocked her, right? I just won't talk to her. I don't want to talk to her. I'm like, all right, cool. You got me for a fucking couple thousand dollars. You got a free trip and a necklace and fucking... Bitches like that are weird to me. Enjoy. Yeah. Yeah, and I'm like, I'm not into this. I'm like, be gone, thought. Yeah. Thought be gone. Well, dude, it's also too like...
Yo, at least my ex, as much as a fucking horrible human being she is, she's a fucking bad bitch. So I fucking tolerate that shit a lot more. She's so beautiful. I've never taken that away from her. Like, girl, yo.
You know, I get it. I get it. You know, you can't look that good and not be bad. So it's my fault. It's my taste. I got a broke picker. Is there any hope for reconciliation between you two? I got no beef with anybody. Yeah. I'm like, whatever. Yeah. It takes too much energy. Right. You know what I mean? Gotcha. So, you know, basically, this girl won't leave me alone. I tell Andy, I'm like, I will speak to this woman.
Only if she consents to the phone call being recorded. So she agrees. I was like, cool. She calls me. I unblock her. I'm like, hey, you're being recorded. She's like, I don't care if you record this. I don't care. And then I'm like, okay. She's like, I called your ex-girlfriend. I was like, why would you do that? She's like, well, first I called the police. I'm like, and told them what? I told them you were going to kill everyone. I'm like, why?
I was like, what do you, why would you even, I don't, what do you want from me? She's like, I want you to know that you hurt me and you hurt people's feelings and blah, blah, blah. And you're going to pay. That's pretty much the type of personality she has. Yeah. And I'm just like, uh, no. Right. And then, you know, she's like, you don't even remember what you said or you did. I'm like, I've been sober for 12 years. You got drunk. I,
I'm like, this is not how this works. I'm like, you can, you do this to beta dudes. Like you've manipulated other people, but you're talking to a man. Right. I'm like, I don't believe you. Right. I'm like, I know what's going on. You're not going to make me think I'm crazy. Right. I've already. She was trying to gaslight you. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, okay, I'm 39 years old. Like enough. Right. And then I'm like, you threw a phone at my head and that was the end of it. You get one strike with me. Like at this point in my life,
Any hint of domestic violence, you swing at me, because I...
I had this false understanding, like men should just take it. Right. And it got me into the situation that cost me a lot of money. And then I fucking was like, never again. Well, you're. Because you could punch me in the face. But if you punch me in the wallet, like I'm like, no. Right. Like I'm like. I'm the same way. I'm like, no. I'll take the physical abuse over the hitting me financially. Yeah, don't fuck with my money. Right. Because I fucking take care of my mother. I take care of my sister. I take care of my family. I'm like, it's not just me. Right. So, you know. And you work hard for your money. Yeah. Yeah.
I work hard for everybody's money. Right. That's what I'm saying. Like when people are like, what do you bring to the table? Like I'm the fucking table because y'all niggas are eating off me. Right. Right. So try to have some respect. Right. So this, so I talked to her and she's like, fine. Like, okay. I'm like, listen, bro, I'm never going to tell anybody about what happened. I don't care. I'm like, you're not famous and leave me alone. Right.
You know what I mean? She's like my image and this said the other. I'm like, nobody fucking cares. I don't know how she still has a platform. I honestly don't. I don't know. All the bullshit that she has fucking done and what, like not fuck all her. Well, we're getting it. So, so I love when he does that. Yeah.
let's go so then everything is chilled out right so then the band stuff is going on right you know what i mean like that's another reason why the band the band dudes are like oh the labels like if you leave the label like where the band is canceled at radio because you supported donnie ball games and you're canceled now right and i was like okay
That's so weird. Well, they were like, we'll give you all your records and you can go shop them somewhere else and have a nice life. If we can have the band name. And I said, all the albums, all three records that I did. So I was like, all three records. Yeah. All three records. I was like, for the band name. Yeah. I'm like, sick. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I was like, only, he's like, only the songs you wrote. I was like,
This nigga did not know who was in charge. Right. And I was like, you know, like...
I'm like, bro, this is worth like fucking because I know how much it's worth. Right. I'm like, I'm actually going to make some money. Right. I was like, fuck this name. Finally, after all the shit they put you through. And low key, like on, yo, I mean, this is probably one of the most irritating things about my personality to other people is you are never going to replace me. Right. Never. Nobody ever has. No one ever will. Right. Like literally, you know what I'm saying? It's I have.
I'm like, should I say it? I was like, no. Say it. Listen, I'm the kind of nigga who has... You might be dating my ex, but she be hitting me up saying she watches our old sex tapes because your shit ain't working. Oh, shit fucking mouth. Like, on real nigga shit, that's real shit. So, I mean, like...
And the people hate that about me. I'm just like, because I do things at a certain level. Right. I don't fucking do anything half ass. Right. So, you know, they're like, we'll get a new singer. I'm like, this fucking dude is a fucking failure. It's like a thumbprint though. Your voice is a thumbprint. That's what I always tell Jay. So nobody's going to be able to emulate that. But it's not just his voice. It's his character. Right. Right. You can't replace. This isn't like Steve Perry and Journey replacing him with that fucking Asian guy. Yeah.
There's also a statute of limitations. Like if bad wolves waited 20 years, uh,
People would have forgotten and they would just accept. They'd be like, oh, I like that, man. Journey 20 years later, they're like, we got this guy from fucking China. From fucking karaoke. He kills it, but he ain't Steve Perry. No, not at all. This is not the same. I love Steve. Me and Steve share a birthday. Oh, okay. Are you guys friends? No. I met him at a bakery once. Really? Just straight up at a bakery. I'm like, oh my God. Yeah. Won the light.
Yes. No, I love Steve Perry. He's just that voice. Those pipes, man. Yeah. So anyway, bad wolves fucking this, that, the other. They're giving me the hoopla. You know, I agreed to it. The management was like, we're going to write. They wrote me a script of what I'm going to say. And I'm like, okay, cool. It's very nice. It's crazy to see how programmed everything is behind the scenes. Well, so I, but this is the thing at that point, I believed that,
That it was my fault that the band got canceled. So I'm taking the bullet. I'm like, I'll eat the bullet. I'm like, I'm not going to fuck up your guys' clown lives. Like, go fucking figure it out. I'm already doing all the shit for y'all anyway. Give me my records. I'll be on my way. You guys don't like Trump supporters. I'll fucking take my ball and go home. Right. I'm not worried. Right. Right. So I'm like, okay. You know, and it's true. Like they told me it was nameless program directors and, and,
you know, people in the media and this, that, the other. So I was like, all right, cool. So I was like, this is what happened. I said this, this is how I feel. I feel like it's, I feel like it's racist that I'm not allowed to have an opinion about black issues, but I'm black. Right. And so, you know, I don't, I don't understand. And so John Lennon, super fucking political.
Yeah. Like I don't, and they didn't try to shut them down back then. Like it's just, well, it's because the pharmaceutical companies in China and the Democrats weren't all in bed trying to collude together to get everybody to think one thing. And so they want to control culture when actually artists, uh, historically have controlled all of culture throughout the course of human history. But emperors always know they have to control artists if they're going to stop them from creating a backlash in culture. Anyway, mic drop. So anyway, anyway,
He's a QAnon conspiracy theorist. But what you said is just so fucking real. Like it's, nobody could deny that. Yeah. It's the, well, you got to learn history. Yeah. So anyway, um,
More history, less mystery. So I agree to this thing. I do a GoFundMe. The GoFundMe goes up. People are like, yeah, we got rid of them. All the people. It's like Problem Child. Remember that movie in the 80s? The nuns are all cheering when he's gone. Like all the liberals at the labor were like, we got rid of them. We got that nigger out of here. Look how fucking morally righteous we are.
The nigger is gone. The only nigger on the entire label is fucking fired for being conservative and having a voice. Get that nigger out of here. We are not racist. Oh, my God. I'm like, holy shit. Like, it's a better noise music. It's like better than it could not be. Like, holy shit, bro. So they're all cheering. And I was like, yeah. And I was like, hey, everybody, I got stuck with this $55,000 bill.
If you guys fucking donate a dollar or five dollars or a hundred dollars, whatever, whatever you got, I'll give you the record. Right. And that was the agreement the label had with me. So I was willing to give away my music anyway. Right.
And then I raised $100,000. Right. And then it was $150,000. And then it was $190,000. And then the label called GoFundMe and had lawyers go after them. And they're like, you have to shut this down. They're like just fucking bullies, dude. No, they're faggots. Really? They're literally like bullying you. No offense. I have many gay friends. And I have trans friends.
And I use this word in the old school way in the 90s and the 2000s. My gay friends are like, go for it, baby. They're like, you say faggot all you want. And I'm like, okay. People are so sensitive now. It's just crazy. Well, it's just the idea. The idea of it is like this. It's like you're just being a fucking bitch. You're like a cunt ass, slag off, jerk off, miserable bitch.
bitter jealous small dick energy faggot cuckold nigga bitch that's what you is fuck you
That's my name. I don't care anymore. No, I get it. I totally understand. I'm like, people are trying to silence. The more they try to fucking silence the First Amendment, the more I feel obligated to violate political correctness. Yeah, absolutely. I'm like, rape political correctness. Hold it down. Fuck it.
bash its head in because political correctness is a form of censorship. Absolutely. And it should absolutely be abolished. Yes. It's another, it's a form of verbal and psychological slavery. Yeah. So anyway, those are my, that's my profanity. Shout out to George Carlin.
and eddie murphy and richard pryor who said whatever the they wanted to always and were funny my dad loved richard pryor god he was amazing yeah amazing imagine him trying to come up now yeah way before his time yeah no he's awesome dude he smoked crack till the end yeah no he went out like a gangster yeah so anyway this shit's going on the you know then i then the label
calls up the studio and is like don't you're not allowed to give tommy his masters or we'll sue you so the studio calls me like what the fuck's going on and like i just got threatened and i'm like so i called them and like you're not getting we're not giving you your records i was like why like that's my money this nigga says that gofundme money is my money i'm like what what i was like
It's like he owns you. Like he thinks he owns you. Because liberals are real racists. The fucking liberal elite hate
They hate fucking conservatives. They hate everybody. Everyone's a battery to them. They just want to use you and make sure they're in control of you. So you do whatever the fuck they say. And that's why this, the whole wall falls down with the whole fucking critical race theory bullshit. It's like, bro, you guys are fucking selling this bullshit to cover up what you really are. Right. You know? And so then I was like, fine, you know, first I was like, fuck you. I'm not leaving.
It's my band. I own, there's only two owners. There's me and the fucking crackhead drummer. I'm like, he's literally, he's like Brick Tamlin. I'm like, he's the fucking, the guy who can't even talk. Oh no. I was like, I'm Ron Burgundy. There's only two of us though. I was like, you got nobody. Right. You know, so they'll, you know,
So like, you can't stay and he's like, oh, you know, it's like this back and forth. I'm like, cool. Then buy the band name from me. Keep the records. Give me money. I will leave. No. Why? I don't understand. Why is it keeping me? Because what happened is they realized that all the fans were with me. Right. And that I created like...
Over the years of me expressing my life story connected with real people because I'm not one of these fucking puppets. Right. And people are so thirsty. It's not that I'm so special individual. I'm just real. And there is a fucking drought. Right. Of real motherfuckers. Right. It's a drought. It's a drought.
And motherfuckers are pussies too, bro. There's some niggas who I thought were real and y'all are bitch asses. Y'all played it safe. We can just, you know. I'm like, bro, in 2021, the most gangster motherfucker in the music industry is Aaron Lewis. I'm sorry.
No, he is pretty gangster. He's like the sad dude. Yeah. The sad dude. He's the president of the sad man's club. Yeah. You know what I mean? Sad boy energy. Yeah. But now he's like sad dad energy, but he's not going to take it anymore. You know what I mean? Yeah. And so, you know, Brantley Gilbert and all. Now people are like, everyone's like, you know, people now it's like, fuck Biden. Right. Post Afghanistan tragedy. I'm like.
I'm like, I told you. Yeah, right? You're like, motherfuckers. Dude, I seen a rock star the other night be like, fuck Joe Biden. I was like, you voted for him. Dude. You told me you voted for him. It makes me so mad to see everybody just, you know, fuck Biden when everybody pretty much voted him in. They don't need to fuck the nigga. They need to kill him.
euthanize him I think he's gonna croak on his own it's elderly abuse if you took any any person's grandpa and made them work and run around and do press and stuff while they were fucking senile with dementia it would be considered elderly abuse right like this guy what are we doing yeah we can't even understand a fucking full sentence that he says but I'm the fucking I'm the conspiracy theorist
I'm like, Joe Biden is not mentally fit for a fucking office. Tommy Vex is a QAnon. I'm like, what is a QAnon? Yeah. I like Googled this. I'm like, it's church ladies on 4chan who think the government is giving them special secret coded messages. Fucking weird, dude. I was like, I don't have time for that. Yeah. I was like, what the fuck is this? No, it's the internet is a special place for special humans. Yeah.
So anyway, so fucking where are we at? So that's all going on. Then it turns into a lawsuit because they won't release me. They won't. This is very important. The label will not release me. They will not allow me to fucking put out any music. They won't allow me to be come out as a solo artist. They won't let me be in Bad Wolves. They fucking, you know, and I'm like, bro. So their best idea is just we'll just not do anything. We'll wait till they get a new singer.
So then they found a new singer and obviously everybody fucking tells me everything. So I posted who the new singer was like two weeks before. They're like, damn it. And I was like, we're going to court. Why are you announcing this? Yeah. And then they announced the new singer and people like Tommy already told us we already know. Yeah.
You're always one step ahead. You got us again. You know, then they put, then last week they put out a single and they just literally took my song and put his fucking shitty vocals on it. And like the internet fucking somebody, uh,
I think someone at the record label, because there are a couple of moles, there are people who are on my side over there. They have all the albums. They have the original version and they have the faggot version. Right. And so the real nigga version, it's out there. Right. There's probably like 60 to 100 people who have it. Right. Somebody fucking put it on the internet. That's awesome. So it went everywhere. Karma RX posted it on Twitter. She got a takedown notice. Like it just, I mean, there must have been...
at least 10,000 people who had got this this fucking song yeah so now and it came out the day before the Tuesday before they released their big release oh wow so it was like the end of Endgame when Thanos snaps his fingers right and there's no fucking there's no jewels and
And nothing happens. Right. It was just lackluster. Well, yeah. And then they attacked me in their press release. Anti-climactic. They basically went after me because the only way that bad wolves can get any attention is to mention me in the headlines. Right. And that goes to show you like... That's terrible. Well, it's who's really famous. Right. It's Eminem and D12. Right. And I'm like, you niggas are D12. Like, you're literally...
nobody knows who you are. I was thinking that earlier when you were talking about how you're, you know, you were saying all the cuss words and stuff like that. And that's exactly how it was with Eminem back in the day when he was rapping, you know, he was dropping the F bomb and fucking talking shit and people were coming at him. So you're kind of like this generation's Eminem. No,
He's way better than me. I'm just, listen, I'm humble, but I'm a jerk off. You got to stay humble. So let's move forward to this tour that you're on. Yeah. You're fucking crushing it, bro. Yeah. Apparently. Well, the last press release, Bad Wolves was like Tommy Vexx.
Nobody wants to come to his shows and he's fucking, he's ripping people off with the GoFundMe and this and the other. I'm like, bro, I literally want to give all these people free music and I can't because your label threatened to put me in federal prison if I give the fans the music. I'm like, are you fucking high?
And then the answer is yes. Right. So you got a bunch of 40 year old coke heads sitting around angry at me and I'm out here selling out shows. Right. You know, people are like, Tommy Vicks is canceled. I'm like,
I'm pretty sure that I'm selling shit tons of t-shirts and that my shows are packed. And even in like liberal, like Hollywood. Yeah. They were turning people away at the door. Wow. It's like the most liberal city and everybody there. I went on stage. I said all my shit and everyone was like, yeah. Yeah. Because people are sick and tired. Yeah. It's like in the industry, I think this country is 20%. I'm going to be honest. I don't know.
I think 20%, maybe now 14% people are diehard liberal idiots. Right. And then there's most people in the middle and then there's probably like another 20%
who are far extreme, right? Which extremists of any fucking kind is wrong. It's not my bag. It's too much. We can't have fucking this. We can't have that. You know? Yeah. I'm like, okay, guys. Okay. So after all of this going on, all the bullshit that you've had to endure, what can we expect from Tommy in the future? Like what's, what's the next six months for Tommy look like? Well, we're going to be on tour. I mean,
Me and Struggle Jennings are going out on tour. He just says, he just got another number one, another number one single for God We Need You. And I would like to be releasing music. We don't know how that's going to go because everything I post gets an issued takedown notice because the...
I did think about this. I was thinking about printing out 100,000 albums and then just handing them out for free at my shows. And then just like, whatever. Just letting the music speak for itself. I mean, that's the thing. It's like, you know, the label, we're going to sue you. I'm like, you're suing me for everything. You're suing me here, you're suing me there. I'm like, I haven't done anything. You need for me to do something for you to have grounds to countersue me because I have you for all this stuff.
And I just, I'm like, when are you going to, when are they going to, when does it end? Yeah. Cause I'm over it. I'm like, I don't care. I feel like rich people just try to try to tie up everything in court so that it just sits there for fucking years. You know? I mean, and then too, it's like with the feud with the band stuff, like I I'm very like one of my favorite bands is Pantera.
And the way that when Pantera broke up and then a psycho fan murdered Dimebag, I never, and I'm saying this on record, anybody who's a fan of mine, please never hurt anyone in my old band. You want to talk shit to them on the internet? You want to fucking clown them? They're clowns. They're pussies, bro. Don't ever hurt anybody. This is not a situation that...
requires anything other than the legal system to do its job. And my team, where everybody's very confident, we know where this is going. This label has been sued 26 times. This guy lost an $8 million lawsuit to Steven Tyler. He's been sued by Buckcherry. Almost everybody he's been involved with
has had legal issues with him because he's a notorious scumbag. Wow. You know what I mean? And so, you know, and, and the other thing too is like, dude, he's like, you know, you're dealing with a 70 year old, you know, little, very little, angry, very smart, arrogant man. Right. With a God complex. And it's like, you know, if you're, I can't imagine having hundreds of millions of dollars and,
and then wanting to make an artist miserable.
Right like get a hobby bro learn how to raise your fucking son like before he turns into another piece of shit, right? Like all you millionaires raise these pieces shit children fucking losers and psychopaths But you already have enough money and you've already lived your fucking life, you know Why not let somebody else live why I try to make you the example its control and it's what are you making me an example of right? That's what I'm saying. Right trying to me and in the end
in this cultural ideological war, it's over. There's nothing left. No one believes any of this. Every Hollywood person is a clown. The entire, no one believes them. Jennifer Aniston is like, oh, we need to fucking, people are like, shut the fuck up. It's to the point where these celebrities have to hire farms to,
There are companies like Nicole Harbour's hired them before to leave positive comments on your shit. Bad Wolves has it too. These are not real people. So they're so desperate to keep up appearances that they have to pay thousands of dollars to companies where there's a bunch of kids in Venezuela or India or Afghanistan sitting in a room on computers paid to
cents on the dollar slave labor to leave positive comments on your social media you are fucking Like holy shit, it's like your dick so small you have a cunt congratulations on your large clitoris, sir That's all that you got. Well Tommy you want you have time to answer a couple questions from some of your fans Yeah, sure as long as it's not too invasive
I don't think we could. I don't think. First of all, somebody wants to know if you're ever going to start an OnlyFans. I do have an OnlyFans. Do you really? Yeah. All of your tiddly bits out. Now my cover songs are on. Oh, gotcha. Yeah. Which I'm being sued for. Oh, sign up today. Subscribe now. Does he have a witness to walk the streets with him? Nicole is still in Nashville.
Oh, do I have a witness? I think they meant security. Do they have security to walk the streets with them? Nicole is still in Nashville. No, I'm not worried about that. Do you prefer listening to metal rock music when you're home alone or what other types of music do you enjoy? I listen to everything. I listen to, you know, obviously metal and rock. I listen to a lot of grunge music.
Old school hip hop. You know, my favorites are like Biggie Smalls, Busta Rhymes, Wu-Tang Clan, Big Pun, Fat Joe. All the big guys. Yeah. You know, and then...
I don't know. I still like bands like Cranberries and Fiona Apple and, you know, those Lilith Fair days. Yeah. Oh, I miss Lilith Fair. Yeah. I love all that. And then, you know, I like weird Swedish metal bands and Ukrainian metal bands. Like him? Well, no, that's not metal. That's more like gothic. Yeah. Yeah. I love gothic.
I did cocaine with fucking Billy Bello. Billy, did you? A few times. No, nice. Actually, me, him, and remember Christina Dolce Forbidden from MySpace? I love her, yeah. Rest in peace. Yeah, rest in peace. We did. Oh, I bet. Yeah, she liked to fucking party. Have you ever had your ass eaten, and do you like it? Yes. And I'm impartial. I think it's mostly like...
I think the fucking allure of ass eating is not, is not, it's not like, oh, sick. Yeah. You're eating my ass. It feels so good. It's like, you're fucking disgusting. And I love you. Yeah, exactly. Like, you know what I mean? I will lick Jay's butthole any day. Yeah. It's a lack of boundaries that bonds us together. Absolutely. Piss on my feet.com. What?
Did you see me? I was reading a question. I was like, yeah. Totally down with that. Golden showers on your toes. What celebrity would you have sex with? Golden toes. Which celebrities have I had sex with? No, what celebrity do you want to have sex with? And we'll end with that one. I did. Are we allowed to say who? No, no, no. Damn it. S2, yeah.
There's some things I won't do. I won't blow you up. I will keep it. You won't blow up the spot. No, no, no. I got you. Because what happens is if you blow up A-list pussy, you never get it again. Exactly. It's not for the book. It's not for the people. It's just for you to know. Just so when I go to a movie theater on a date and I'm like, yeah, I want to see this movie. I really like it. And I'm like, I like this actress.
I'll be asking when the cameras are off. No, I'm just kidding. Tommy, thank you so much for coming by here. Thanks for having me. It's been a nice...
conversation it's been fucking a rollercoaster your followers are like who the fuck is this guy I feel like it was like an acute therapy session I dig it though yeah I'm with it it was awesome but I would love to have you back anytime that you're in town please come by the studio absolutely is there you want to plug your socials tell everybody where they can find you check me out at Tommy vexed on Instagram and then vexed on Facebook I lost my blue check because I said some things I shouldn't have said
Fucking poor Tommy. I'm on TikTok. You really are the problem child in social media right now. There's 162 now, 162 fake Tommy Vex profiles. And I'm shadow banned, so you really have to dig deep. No, I'm shadow banned on Instagram always. They're always coming for me, dude. I just don't get it anymore. I'm like, what are you guys, what's the problem?
And what do you guys have to hide? We want to create a free space where everyone can just accept you guys. Yeah, exactly. Lies. I'm like the pedophiles and the Taliban have a Twitter, but I'm fucking blocked. I'm like, this is fucking. And Trump can't have one, but it's crazy. Oh man. RIP mean tweets. Yeah, for sure. Bring them back. Well, Tommy, thank you so much for being here, babe. Yeah. Thanks for having me. Thank you guys so much for tuning in. I will see you guys next week. Bye.
