Richelle Ryan Is the Puma Of Porn
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It's like that in porn too. As soon as you roll, it's like airplanes, landscapers, everything. Loud trucks. All right, fuck it. We'll just go. Ready? One, two, three. Is this thing on?

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I'm older than you.

And I'm not a fucking cougar. I'm a puma. So technically they say a cougar is a woman that goes after men 10 years younger. So I always say like I'm in 25, 26. Well, then I am a cougar. There you go. Can we just call ourselves pumas though? Yes, pumas. I feel like pumas is so much more fitting because like back in the day, bitches used to look like cougars.

Now it's like we don't look our age. We look better than bitches that are 20. Girl, I'm feature dancing this weekend. I see it. Yeah, like we're rivaling the younger crowd and making just as much money as them. Exactly. It's crazy. I get it. What's up, baby? Thank you so much for being here. I know. I'm so excited to see you. Should we figure out... You know what? Let's tell people how we met. We met because I bought promo from you. So...

in the wonderful world of Instagram, you can purchase promo from girls who have a bigger following than you. That way you get a little bit more exposure or whatever. I had lost my account and I was rebuilding my backup account, right? Yes. And I bought some promo from Rochelle and we just started a friendship, I guess like through DMs, just being, you know, Hey, you're hot. Hey, you're hot.

And if I can, we were in Miami one time doing a video, which is still being worked on. I don't know if my husband's going to release it or not. I don't know. I know because it was such a video was awesome. Yeah, me too. I really hope he releases it too. I asked Rochelle to be one of the girls along with like Mary Carrie, Rhea Sunshine. It was just a huge cast of just beautiful women. And all of you guys came through, which was so sweet and just beautiful.

Just her personality Her demeanor And everything She's just a real bitch So I was like You know what This is one of my lifers Right here Totally Well this Like when You first messaged me On Instagram Like normally I never like Follow girls That I've never met But I was just I was so like Looking at all your pics And you were so real And that's what just drew me in I was like Oh I love this girl

No, that's how I felt about you. I was like, golly. And then I see her in person and the bitch is like perfect. I'm like, Jesus Christ, the body on this bitch is, you guys got to go watch some of her movies. I mean, it's crazy. I was saying that about you. So enough about me. Let's talk about you. What are you doing in Nashville? So I'm here feature dancing this weekend. Nashville is one of my favorite cities. I love Nashville.

to feature dance in Nashville. I've grown to love Nashville. It took me about six years. I love it. I mean, I don't think I could live here, but I love... No, you can't. It's very hard. It would be hard in the adult industry living here. But I mean, just feature dancing. This city is so much fun. The people are great. They're so nice. The food. I mean, I love Nashville. I mean, you probably saw us out on Broadway all last night before I went to the club. Yeah.

Yeah, no, it's awesome. And you're featured answering at? Deja Vu. Deja Vu. Okay, I didn't know if it was Hustler or Deja Vu. Yeah, Hustler last time, Deja Vu this time. Yay, very cool. Yeah, they're awesome. They take such good care of me. I'm so grateful. Like, I never would have thought, I started dancing at 18 years old and here I am almost 37 still dancing. I'm like, wow.

Yeah. But how fucking I think about that all the time because I'm about to be 42 in January and I'm just like, bro, we are so fucking blessed. Like you, me, Viking Barbie, Viking Barbie's, uh, you know, 30, 36 about, I don't, Oh God, I don't want to quote it wrong. She's 36, right?

you know, like all of us, a lot of people don't realize us top girls that are in the industry, not, I'm just lumping myself in there. You are fucking older. We're like, you know, 35 and above. And people, people don't realize that because they think that we're like so young, like today, fucking, uh,

Aerosmith's daughter, Mia Tyler, was in my inbox today and she's like, you look so beautiful without makeup on. I'm like, thanks, bitch. I'm about to be 42. And I was just like, if you only knew what this looked like when it's not edited. Exactly. Oh, you're beautiful without editing. So let's start. Are you from Florida? Yeah.

No, born and raised in upstate New York. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm an upstate New York girl and then went to Virginia for a little bit and then started in the adult industry in LA. Okay. The club that I used to house dance at, they had a ton of features and it was like the old school porn girls, like...

Gina Lynn. Oh, yeah. Yeah, like all the old school girls. And I was like, wow. And I became so infatuated with the porn industry. Just I wanted to get glammed up and have sex with beautiful men. What kind of trauma did you have as a child? Right? Because I felt the same way. I wanted to grow. Everybody's like, what did you want to be when you were younger? And I was like, hot.

Yes. A hooker. Like that's literally all I aspired to be was to make a shit ton of money being hot. Yeah. That's all I wanted to do. I just wanted to have sex with hot men. And I was like, and then I just went out to L.A. and then just boom bang from there, like L.A. to Vegas. And so let's let's let's backtrack real quick. So you grew up in upstate New York. Yeah. What part? Because my father's from Kew Gardens, Queens. Oh, a girl. I'm like Southern Canada.

Oh, shit. Okay, gotcha. I'm from like way upstate. I always tell people Rochester because that's the closest city, but I'm from a really, really, really small like podunk town. Gotcha. Okay. And you just were... Do you think maybe because you grew up in...

such a small town that, that, that like made you want to get out of that and like be in the big city and be under, in the lights? We, when I was like 16, we went to, my mom brought us to Richmond, Virginia. And that's where I like really grew up. Like a lot of my girlfriends that I still have to this day are all from Richmond. I finished high school there, went to college for a little bit, started dancing there. And

And Richmond's a great city. But it was kind of like if you want to be in the adult industry, you either have to live in L.A., Vegas, or Miami. Right. One of them. Like you can't live in like Virginia. So at a young age, you were just like, you know what? I want to be in the industry. I'm drawn to this. I'm attracted to this. Yeah. When I was like 18, it definitely was. Like I loved – I mean and I still – I love everything about the strip club industry. And I'm so grateful for all the opportunities. I wouldn't think like at 36 that I would still be here.

Right? Dude, shout out to all the fucking strippers out there because we just filmed the Mr. Grinch video and it was in a strip club. They were telling me about that last night at one of the clubs, one of the other clubs. Oh, really? Oh, that's so cool. Yeah, they were probably like that bitch fucking. No, they all love you guys. No, literally a shout out to all strippers because I don't know how you do it, girl. At 36. I don't know either. I spun around the pole and hurt my neck. It still hurts.

Yeah. I'm like at this age I am 36. I am a prancer not a dancer. Like oh no bitches. Yeah. Like when I see these girls and they're like climbing to the top of the pole and they're slamming down on their knees I'm like oh bitch. You wait. Yeah like. You wait till you're 30 like you're gonna pay the

Yeah. No, I swear. People are always like, don't you wish that you were younger? And I'm like, the only thing that makes me jealous about younger females is their collagen. Yeah. Other than that. No, I feel sexier than I ever have in between 35 to 42. I'll be 42 next month than I ever have in my entire life. Yeah. You know, so no, we don't want to be that young. We age like a fine wine. I love it. Especially after I get this facelift. I'm going to get a facelift. No, you do not.

Stop it. I'm doing it. I don't, you're not going to talk me out of it. You have nothing to lift. Stop it. Okay. So 18, you went to, you just flew from Virginia. You know, like how I changed the subject. I'm doing it anyways. So 18, you flew from Virginia to LA or did you have an agent discover you or how did that work? I was living in Richmond, Virginia. And then I contacted so many agents out there. I contacted Gina Lynn, put me in touch with an agent and,

LA direct agents are so fucking oh they're literally just pimps I mean I haven't had an agent in 10 years I think the lawyers are smart that and I've never changed my phone number I've had the same phone number I'm like you want to book me call me I don't need an agent I show up I'm responsible I'm on time yeah I'm

I'm ready to go. About your business. And that's why you've made it this long in the industry. Yeah, yeah. I say that. Like, I'm clean. I don't do anything, like, crazy. I don't do drugs. I'm like, I'm ready to go. Yeah. People don't understand that. When I used to work in Vegas, because everybody knows I used to be one of those high-class hookers.

I love it. I did everything sober. Me too. I learned how to, I think, I started dancing at 18 and I'm so grateful for that because it taught me how to do the job sober. Yeah. I mean, I couldn't drink. I couldn't do anything. And not that I wanted to. Like, I was there to make money. To make money. It's a business. You see the girls that are getting loaded and they lose their bag. They lose their money. Like, they're drooling.

They get taken advantage of Totally I'm like no Like I'm stone cold sober For everything And I'm still a blast I love Exactly I love that about you though Because I've always treated it Like a business too Me too Don't get me wrong When work was over I partied my fucking ass off Yeah You know But when I was at work I was not snorting Eight balls of cocaine Unless I was paid to

You had to pay me a lot of fucking money to do drugs with you. So Gina Lynn put you in touch with an agent. Yep. And then went out to LA, met with an agent. And then next thing I knew, I was moving out there in 2006. And, whew, Lord, it was just, it's crazy thinking about it all. I mean, it was just...

Living the life. Lived in L.A. from 2006 to 2011. So as soon as you touched down, were you doing porn or did you start out as a dancer or like a feature dancer? Oh, no. I was doing porn. Oh, yeah. Just instantly. Off and running. Yep. Just running into the cock. Exactly. First scene on like my 21st birthday and it's like I watched that scene and I'm like, oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I was just all over the place. Like you could tell I was just so excited just to like... Nobody teaches you how to fuck on camera. They don't. They literally throw you into it and they're like, here you go. We're going to put your butthole on camera. Yeah. And it's like, you know, now like when I do shoot scenes, there's so much stress. Like I stress myself out to the point that sometimes I'll give myself anxiety attacks. And I think it's because here I am, you know, almost 16 years shooting films that...

I'm like, oh my God, I want everything to be perfect. I want to look great. I want my body to look great. I want, you know, I'll stress about like the male talent. Like I'll hope he's on his A game and ate his Wheaties today. Like, you know, I'm like talking shit to him. It's just. Well, you, there's also a lot of pressure.

Yeah, absolutely. On women in porn. Like, you have to be fucking perfect. And with the internet now, the way it is, people will fucking tear you apart. Oh, they'll destroy you. Yeah. Yeah, they'll destroy you. So I'm sure that's where a lot of the anxiety comes from. Totally does. Where like, as on like Instagram and shit like that, we control what people see. Exactly. You know, and how they see us. I'm like, oh, I know my good angle.

Yeah, that's why like Jay's photographer will take pictures of me on tour and I'm just like, no, motherfucker. Nope, nope. Like I've never seen three chins until he takes a picture of me. It's the word, like literally he took the fucking, Jamie, I love you, but fuck you. He took the ugliest picture of me and sent it to everybody. I was like, bro. Oh, girl. That like makes my heart hurt. Yeah, I was like, bro. So you're 21, you're walking onto your first porn set. Yeah. What's...

21 year old Rochelle feeling like? I was just excited. I remember it was just I was so excited, so eager and then... Who was it with? Joey Ray. Okay. Nobody good. Yeah. Nobody good. I'm like, I don't know if I know him. No, you don't. Joey Ray is for this website, See Her Squirt. I remember getting there and I was like,

I don't know how to squirt. Like, did my agent book me for like the wrong gig? I was like, cause I'm probably not your girl. And they were like, Oh no, no, no. Like we fake it in porn. And I was like, how do you fake it? And everybody right now at home is like, what? Squirt is fake. It is straight piss. Girls are either drinking gallons of water or they're taking a fake douche bottle, shoving it in you with warm water and,

You have to like hold it in, use good like pussy control. And then they're like, all right, push it out. And it's like... Yeah. I do that on my OnlyFans. Yes, you do. Now they have this fucking... This lube that's cum colored or whatever. Squirt colored. Yep, yep, yep. You just fucking mix it with a little bit of water. Squash, squash it up there and fucking...

Squatch? That's exactly what it sounds like. Squatch. Yeah, so if you guys didn't know, everything in porn is fake. It is. It doesn't matter. 100%. We're there to sell the fantasy. Exactly. I'm not even on Rochelle's level. I'm literally just fucking OnlyFans porn. This bitch is shooting like real porn. Stop it.

The one trick I did learn from one of my porn star friends was, and I fucking have used this trick so many times when you're on your period. Oh, the makeup sponge. The makeup sponge. And it works like a fucking charm. It's awesome. Except for when it gets lost in there. So I'll give you, I'm going to give you another trick. Yeah. Sit in a bathtub.

Yes. If it gets lost. Oh, yeah. Because then it'll just, the spun will just expand. Yes. And it's easy to just fish it out. So I learned that because one time Jay and I were actually filming a video after, while I was on my period and somehow it got fucking stuck up there and I couldn't reach it. So I took a douche bottle and squirted water up there. That motherfucker expanded and I pulled it out. Like, like I had Jay digging in my vagina trying to pull it out. Just grab it and like go to town, babe. Yeah. No, it was like, it was brutal. Yeah.

So after you did your first porn scene, where did your career go after that? You know, that was back in the day in like 2006 when I mean, I was I remember shooting like 25 to 28 scenes a month. Wow. I mean, I was working every single day, sometimes twice a day. That pussy can take a pounding. Oh, girl. Because porn dick is different. Oh, it is. Porn dick is way different. But like now. Oh, no, no, no, no.

know. Yeah, no, I couldn't imagine. I'd have a fucking yeast infection, a fucking bladder infection. I need days to recover. Like I need to meditate. Like I need to like soak that energy off. Yes. And like sage my whole body. I'm like, stick sage in your pussy. Everything. I'm like, no, but smoke that temple out. Girl, everything. Get it all out. But no, that was back in the heyday when I was filming. Like, I mean, you could film like 30 scenes a month.

That's crazy because I never knew. I thought that they would give you like a limit, you know? But I guess if you're one of the top girls, they want you to perform, right? No, those agents, like they just want to make money. Wow. Oh, yeah. And they know like with a new girl, the more they book her, the more money they're going to make. Because when you're new, everybody wants to shoot you. So I was literally working my butt off. Literally. Literally. You were working your pussy hole off. Everything elsewhere.

I was working it all off. Do you do anal too? No. Okay. No. I got this big old booty, but nothing. You got a fucking night. Listen, I follow you on Twitter. Oh, you do? Oh, yes. That's where the good stuff's at. Dude, if you guys want to see. Twitter and OnlyFans. Dude, Rochelle's fucking Twitter is lit.

it. I'm like, God damn, this bitch is fucking hot all the time. And like, I'll be in public. I never go on Twitter, but when I do, I open it up and I'll be like around a fucking, I'll be in church and fucking literally, I'm just kidding, not church, but I'll be like in a grocery store line and there'll be like a family behind me. And then it's like, here's Rochelle's ass bouncing up and down. I'm like, no, it's so dope. Um, okay. So,

When in porn, you know, is there like a status that you reach and then you're just like, I'm done? Or do you like, is there like something more to achieve? Like, when are you going to feel like you've finally made it, I guess? So, I mean, right now with performers having so much control over their brand, I mean, we're so grateful for OnlyFans, for Patreon. Dude, OnlyFans is a life changer. I mean, it's literally a game changer.

I mean, it's incredible. I mean, back in the day, we were slaving away to the companies. And now it's kind of like we're in control. And even so, like, even for, like, girls that do Twitch and YouTube, like, if you have a big following, you should capitalize on something that's safe for work. Yeah. Where you can make money. Because a lot of these guys, like our fans, they just want to hang out. Yeah. They want to say that they're hanging out, that they're talking to porn stars or whatever the case may be. They want access. Yeah.

100%. Yeah. 100%. And it's a good thing and a bad thing with social media. But I love having that control over everything. Like now I shoot maybe three, four times a month. I mean, I still enjoy being on set. I love, you know, I love having sex. But I'm really picky now.

I'm like, nope, these are the five guys I work with. Yeah. That's awesome that you can have that kind of control over it. Because whereas before, I'm sure you had to like just show up and be like, oh, hey. Pretty much. Tom, how you doing? It's kind of like you have to build your name. But now it's like the way that I look at it as a businesswoman, I'm like...

If I work with like a brand new guy and he's nervous and he fails or he can't get his dick hard or whatever, that's going to bring the scene rating down. It's going to make me look bad. I only get to shoot three, four times a month. Now I've got a flop scene out on the internet. Do they put flop scenes out? Yeah.

They try like I feel like real fans can tell you can tell if a guy's struggling right? Well, their dick starts bending. Yeah. I've seen a couple of ones like that or like they'll fake the pop like they'll do like a cream pie and it's like, yeah, you're loaded up with like C to fill in your vagina. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Oh, is it C to fill that they put? Yeah, they'll use that or they'll use spunk. I never know. Yeah, I love spunk. I love spunk. I fucking am loaded up on some spunk.

What is one of your best scenes you've ever shot? What if somebody wanted to go and Google Rochelle Ryan and see one of your best scenes, what would you tell them? I would say join my only family fans. Yeah, baby. That's it. Tell them how to join your only fans. Only fans.com backslash Rochelle Ryan. That's what the good stuff's at. But the personal stuff. Oh yes. Um, the stuff you could probably look up on porn hub. Um, gosh, that's a good one. Um,

Probably this one scene. It's my one and only scene with Johnny Sins for Browsers. I love him. Is he awesome? Amazing. Yeah. He can fuck like a motherfucker, dude. He can, and he's phenomenal on TikTok. Like, do you follow him? I just started following him the other day. Are him and Kissa still together or no? I'm not sure what their deal is, but he gets like...

10 million views like just on one of his TikToks. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, it's nuts. TikTok is the rage. I told you though, whenever we were in Miami. Oh, I'm already banned again. I don't know what I did. It's all right. I'm on my last leg too. But just start backup accounts. That's what I do. Okay. And just keep them fucking going. It's exhausting. Like literally, so now my work days, like when I'm home, it's like, okay, I have to film this for OnlyFans. I have to do this. But now I'm like, I'll look at my dogs. I'm like,

I have to make TikToks. This is what life has come down to. I have to make TikToks. Literally Mimi has to set aside time for me and be like, bitch, I need you to make TikToks. Because I fucking rebuked it for so long and I was just like, no, bro, I'm not going to do it. But because of TikTok, the podcast has grown fucking... That's amazing. Yeah.

crazy numbers. We're about to hit a million downloads. Like it's been nuts and it's been a fucking game changer. I wanted to ask you, do you feel like having your stuff on Pornhub helps your only fans or hurts it?

Yes and no. So some of my new stuff that I'm putting up on Pornhub, I know fans probably hate it, but oh well. I blur out the sex. And then I have a banner running for my OnlyFans. Not for all my scenes, but like the good boy girl scenes that I put out. And then I'll put out like little teaser clips. And I mean, I still get paid a little bit off of Pornhub.

Right. They don't pay a lot though. No, you don't. Because we tried to do that. It's peanuts. When they had Visa and MasterCard before they lost that, it was really good money. But now it's just kind of like, yeah, that doesn't even pay my health insurance every month. Right, right. Like, oh.

all right. So it's like a blessing and a curse because it gives you exposure. But at the same time, people can also, but you're smart to be blurring yourself out because then people have to go to your only fans. Exactly. But also to Pornhub is great because I like to feature dance at least once a month. I was featured dancing three, four times a month and I was burning myself out. That's a lot. It was too much with the travel. And then I was shooting scenes and, and,

it was just way too much. So now it's like once a month, but club owners now, like back in the day, it was like, oh, you have to have 80 box covers to be able to feature dance. Right. Because that would just kind of show how popular you are in the industry. Now it's like, what are your social media stats and what's her Pornhub

Right, that's all they care about now is social media stats. It's insane. And it's kind of crazy because it's like, all right, I have three and a half million, but that doesn't mean I have three million fans in Nashville that are going to come see me. Right. Well, that and also like Instagram has taken a huge shit. Like it is really going downhill. Oh, girl. I hit a million over a million on TikTok before I did on Instagram. And I've been on Instagram for 10 years. Granted, I do.

I build my brand a little bit differently it's not all just based on sex I have my husband and my family included so a lot of people don't want to see that you know but it's just crazy to me because Instagram censors us so fucking much so much like we literally have to worry about everything we post yeah oh I know everything fucking you know like it's have you ever had one of your accounts taken no oh god heaven forbid yeah heaven forbid yeah it's a fucking it's knocking on

all the wood. It's literally soul crushing. I know people are like, oh my God, it's just fucking, it's like, no, that's our business. Yeah. It's a marketing tool. You have to have it. Like, oh my gosh, I wake up every day with a panic attack. Yeah. You need to get back on TikTok though because TikTok has taken over. Oh really? Oh yeah. It's exhausting. It is, but. Oh, I literally, so I mess around, I'm sure you see, I mess around with like a lot of like 20 year old guys. I love that about you. We're going to talk about that next because I live vicariously through you. So,

So one of them, I was like, I love 25 and above. Oh, girl. Like literally, like I say, like 25 to 28 is like my sweet spot. I used to talk shit about bitches like us. I used to be like, fucking if you're older than fucking 10 years older than somebody, that's disgusting. Like, I think it's gross when guys do it now. But like when we do it, I'm like, oh, Demi Moore, Kim Kardashian, do it, baby. Yeah, do it, bitch.

I'm all on it. I love it, dude. How is dating for you? So dating is very hard. I would love to. Yeah, I feel like the longer I'm in porn, the more I want to be in a monogamous relationship. Wow.

It's hard. And you got to find a dude, especially that's 25 or 26 is not going to be secure enough. Absolutely not. I've been down that road before. Definitely not going to happen. Dating's tough, but you know, I'm having a lot of fun. Yeah. I'm on Tinder. I meet like, I pick up guys on Tinder. Get on Tinder, motherfucker. I might get on Tinder just to get a date with you. Get on Tinder. So do people ever think that you're not really you? All of my accounts get flagged all the time. And I'm like,

It's really me. And it's like, it's crazy. It always, and I use the most normal pictures, like pictures of me with my dogs, like pictures of me in my Giants jerseys. And it still gets flagged. People are like, no way that's her. I'm like, no, it's really me looking for dick on here.

on here. So do they know that you're just looking for dick or do they think that I usually kind of like keep it around that way. Like when the conversation goes, I'm like, you know, I'm not looking to find the love of my life on Tinder. Right. Well, yeah. Can you imagine telling your kids that? Where'd you and daddy meet? Oh, on Tinder, on Grindr. You know, what's crazy is so many of my girlfriends have met their husbands, everything off Bumble. I mean,

AJ Applegate, right? Didn't she do that? I don't know. I mean, I'm like... She came on the podcast and talked about it. I'm not just out here blurting her business and shit. Oh, that's crazy. I'm like, go ahead, girl. Yeah, no, I think that's how they met. And she's like about to have their baby and they're getting married and shit. Like, it's crazy. So it's possible. Wow, dang. Okay, well, maybe I'll keep my fingers crossed. What's an ideal date for you? If a man matches with you on Tinder, what's something that he could say to you to get your attention? Um...

I'm not really like looking to go on like super like intense dates, I guess. Right. I'm like, hey, you want to meet for a drink and see if we get along? Like, you know, I love the way you are because I'm the same way. Motherfucker, I don't want to eat in front of you. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get it up, get it in, get it on and get it out. Girl, you see, do you see what I was eating yesterday? I was like deep throating chicken wings. I did. It was sexy. No, I'm the same way. I hate dating.

I've never been a dater. Like, it's never been my thing. It's always been like, let's meet at a bar and you know what it is. Have a couple of drinks. Let's see if we get along. Yeah. But then, then I want to see what kind of work they're going to put in because it's not going to be that easy to get this. Right. You need to, I like men that make efforts. I'm pretty easy, so.

Just fucking buy me a few drinks, get me loose, let's go. I'm like, let's see a little bit if we really mesh. And then, you know, it's just kind of, I don't know. I would think if you're not looking for love, you would just want to fuck and not make them work for the poont nanny. And that's exactly what it is. Yeah. I don't want to like, I just don't have time to date right now. I feel like,

guys back in the day used to be like, yeah, I just want to fuck. And now guys are like, I want to fuck and I want to have an emotional connection. Yeah. And it's like, what happened to you motherfuckers that used to just fucking hit it and quit it? Because that's where I'm at with it. Totally. I just want to have sex and I want you to leave. Like, yeah, like never talk to me again unless we're going to fuck again. You know, I am kicking them out like faster than they can put their clothes. Like I'm already pinging the Uber. I'm like,

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Call the Uber before it starts. Get out of here. Like, all right, buddy, you got Jeff in the fucking Yukon is going to be here in fucking 27 minutes. Let's fucking go, buddy. Let's go. Yeah. No, I'm right there with you. Mimi's like, you fucking whores. I love it. Like, all right, out. Yeah, no, for sure. No, but I'm having fun. You know, I love younger men. I feel like guys my age or older, they're very like serious.

Oh, yeah. Right. Amen, sister. You know? It's just that. That's why when I found Jay, he was just so secure. He knew what I did for a living, and he was just like, he told me, baby, you're not going to do this forever, but...

go get your money. And then when the OnlyFans thing came, me and Mimi talked to him about it. And he's like, I was like, I'm just only going to make 10 grand and then I'll turn it off. Motherfucker, here we are, you know, almost $2 million later. Fucking like... You're like, babe, let me use your dick tonight for OnlyFans. Yeah, he's always like, he calls himself a cock star now. I love it. Because he's like living out his fucking dream of being a porn star. It's probably fun though because it's so real. Like I had a guy that like I was in a relationship with

And we filmed the best stuff for my OnlyFans. I mean, it was so much fun. Well, because there's like passion involved and you actually love that person or have a mutual respect with that person. And that comes across on camera. Totally. We could get away with so much. Like we were screwing everyone.

Like anywhere and everywhere we could do it. Like the fun stuff. Yeah. I hate being married for six years. That shit goes out the window. All right. Their honeymoon stage is a fucking lie. I can't, it never fucking lasts forever. Let me tell you.

So where, what's next for Rochelle Ryan? You know, I'm really enjoying this wave that I'm on. I feel like the whole milf and cougar thing, it's like, I'm really. Puma. You're going to start calling yourself a puma. A puma. Puma. You need to forge that into the porn world. Puma. Puma. You're a puma because you're younger and sexy. I feel like, what the fuck is a cougar anyways? I love. Is that a, no, no, no, not you. I'm talking about like the animal. What is a cougar? Oh, I don't know.

Do we know what it is? I think I'm confusing it. Is a cougar like a tiger? Or like, what is it? It is. Mimi's looking it up. Ooh. I mean, it looks like a puma. Is a puma and a cougar the same thing? Yeah, we're about to learn something. Let's ask the Google machine. Yeah. Let's ask Siri what she says. Okay, they literally look the exact same. But I would put, is a puma and a cougar the same thing?

Yeah. Guys, some guys on like Instagram, they're like, whenever like I'll say like I'm a MILF, they're like, well, you're not a mom. I'm like, well, I'm a puppy.

Like, does that count? Do you ever want kids? No, you know, I'm almost 37. I'm kind of past that prime. Same. I couldn't imagine just having a belly and fucking shitting a kid out. Right? Like, I can't do it. I'm too selfish. I'm too mentally unstable to fucking be pregnant and shoot a kid out. There's no fucking way. I'm way too selfish. Yeah, same. And especially now, like, I'm working and I'm really enjoying life right now. I don't want to, like...

my body, my vagina, my sleep, my time. No thanks. Girl, you're preaching to the choir. I feel like they are the same thing. Yeah.

Oh shit, I never knew. I feel like, okay, well, you're a puma. If I get in a relationship, I'm going to be the woman like at an orphanage with a stopwatch. And I'm going to be like, all right, whichever one of you can run the 40 yard dash the fastest and is going to be the next football star will be my kid. Whichever sperm that wins fucking gets to be Rochelle Ryan's kid. Yep.

Oh, I think you would be a great mama. I feel like society puts such a weight on us to have children. They really do. And I'm like, you know, some of us don't want to have kids. No, I'm good. I'm always explaining this to people. They're like, when are you and jelly going to have kids? And I'm like the first of never. Cause one, my husband doesn't like babies despite popular belief. He loves everybody else's kids, but men in general, um,

what the fuck are they gonna they they hate kids right really fucking do not care until they're older and start doing cool shit and then that's when the parents are like father that's when the dads are like father of the year here i am been here the whole time it's like no motherfucker you're right no you weren't and i'm not about to sit at home with a fucking screaming crying kid all the time no i'm good you're right though let's talk let's move into a little bit of a darker subject real quick and i think it's really she's like fuck okay i'm ready okay

I'm always curious about mental health and the porn industry and like the dark side of the industry. Yeah, there is a very dark side. What would you consider the dark side? Like what...

I feel like a lot of women get into the industry. I mean, I was 21 and that is young. You're a baby. Some of these girls are getting in at 18 years old. That's like you haven't lived life. No. Like you have to have an apartment in your name, like a real job. I mean, I was a personal assistant before all of this. I think we're all assistants. Right? AKA sugar babies and didn't know it. Like you have to have like a job and do something. And they come into this industry and they're making money

So much money. The money just comes so fast and they just don't know what to do. And then it's just sex, drugs and rock and roll. I mean, it's just... It eats you alive. It really will. There's so many girls that I started work with that literally fucking are just...

nightmares now. Yeah. You know, because they let the drugs consume them. They let, they let, for some reason they get into the industry and they don't expect to get trauma from the industry. And when they get the trauma from the industry, they become victimized. Right. And it's like, wait a second, you made this decision to get into the porn industry, you know, and, and,

You have to be strong enough to be like, okay, I need to go to therapy or, you know, instead of turning to drugs or turning to alcohol or whatever it is that your vice is, you know? Right. What do you do on bad days? Do you suffer from anxiety or depression or anything like that? Oh, really bad anxiety. Yeah. I never knew that. It's bad. Yeah. I was never into like alcohol or drugs. Even when I was a dancer, it was just never my thing. I was always very...

money motivated. Like my problem is I work too much. And I guarantee you have a Capricorn moon. Are you, you're a Taurus, right? Cancer. Oh, you're a cancer. That's right. I bet you do have a Capricorn moon. I would like to do your chart. I, you know, you gotta have Capricorn. I work with this energy healer in Vegas and I just saw her when I was out there and she's, she needs like the time that I was born to do some sort of like birth chart. I'm going to send it to you. It's going to be really cool. But, um, I would like to see that. Yeah. You know, but I just think

I'm just a workaholic. That's my problem. Like, I've always just kind of just work way too much. Yeah, actually, whenever we're done with this podcast, I'm going to do this TikTok because I talked about depression and anxiety in this little skit I did last night. Yeah. And somebody was like, yeah, I doubt that because most people who are depressed can't even put on that much makeup. And I'm just like, there's so many different forms of anxiety, depression. You and I are alike.

I cannot stop working. Yeah, same. If I'm not working, I get really depressed. I numb myself out with work. With money. With work and with money. Yes, I'm the same way. So then it's like, I recently took my first vacation. I went to the Bahamas solo. Yay. And it was like, okay, I'm not going to work. And I started having a panic attack because I just... Didn't know what to do with yourself. I didn't know what to do. I tried putting my phone down and it was like...

panicking and then it was like all right let me get on only fans and i'm chatting and i'm taking pics and doing it and our self-worth is and this is going to sound terrible but our self-worth is in our goals you know and one it's not a bad thing but two it is a bad thing because it's like outside of that who are we when it's time to relax and when you take those goals away um

I think the stigma of beautiful women not battling mental illness or having anxiety or having depression needs to go away. Right. Because people look at us and they're just like, oh, you know, you guys have this perfect life. Oh, you only knew. Yeah. Like they don't know all the shit that we fucking go through. They think it's like, yeah, they think we're running around eating steak and lobster. Yeah. And that's like,

We're getting dick. Yeah. Twenty five year olds. Yeah. And that's like dicks are shooting out diamonds and we're making millions of dollars. It's like no. Like, I mean, it's funny. I was recently talking about this when I first got in the business. Like I was shooting scenes and making like peanuts. Yeah. How much do you get paid for a scene when you were first starting out?

Like a thousand bucks. Wow. Yeah. Like nothing. But then you're paying your agent 10% on that. You're buying wardrobe. You're having a test. I mean, just everything. Yeah. It was a lot. I mean, just absolute peanuts for, for what they're going to make on me. Like they're making money till after I'm dead. Oh no. The porn industry is, you're definitely a legend too. The porn industry is just fucking evil. Like really. It really is. It really is. And that's where, you know, I'm so grateful for OnlyFans. I love being in control of my whole career now.

No, I love that too. I totally love that too. So on a bad day, what do you do besides work that can help clear your... Now, like I'm really starting to step back a little bit and I'm like, okay. I mean, I've always been good at like taking care of my body, like getting massages and stuff. But now I'm like, you know what? That's like basic maintenance. Like we have to do that for as hard as we work and go to the gym and do all that. Like now I'm like, okay. I literally will take my phone and I'll leave it. I'm like...

I'm getting away from this thing. Yeah. And I take my dogs and now I'm going to the beach. Oh, I love the beach. Me too. I can literally just be by water and it's so peaceful. Same. Yeah. I'm a cancer, so I love the water and I'll just, I'll take my dogs or I'll just go to my balcony and I love to read and I'll just read a book. Just Zen out. Yeah. I'll just read like a few chapters and then I'll eat something that makes me happy. I'm like, if I'm having a bad day, I'm like, you know, I'm going to go and I'm going to eat a

that steak. I love that. Steak and lobster and I'm just going to tear it up and I don't give two fucks. Dude, I fucking had a cheat day the other day and all I wanted was breakfast and it was the best breakfast I ever had in my fucking life. I've been thinking about it ever since. I'm like, when's my next cheat day?

good for you. Another 13 weeks away. I just found out that I'm like allergic to gluten. So like, no, you're celiac. Yeah. Wow. So now it's like all steak. I mean, that's all I eat. So you see me on chicken wings and like, I wish I could eat steak and look like you. If I ate steak and look like you want, I wouldn't shit. If I ate steak, I would not look like you. I wouldn't be able to shit because my body cannot process it. And I fucking would just bloat. There's no fucking way. Yeah, I can't handle it. I wonder what your blood type is. I don't

know. You'd have to find out because I made Mimi look it up too. It's crazy when you find out what your blood type is because it tells you exactly what your body craves and what foods are great for your body. Interesting. It's called a blood diet. You'll have to look it up. I'm doing this whole like cleanse right now. It's this big like gut like detox. I love those. It is but it's... I love pooping. It's girl, it's deep though. I mean it's like you're taking like

Breakfast, lunch, dinner, before, like, as soon as you wake up in the morning, once you go to bed. I mean, it's. Is it pills or is it juices? It's pills and, like, powders. But what it is, like, you would love it. Like, you don't realize how much is stored in your gut. Oh, no. As far as, like, trauma, like, trauma that, like, your mother, like, inflicted, like, brought on to you as a kid. Like, what she ate when she was pregnant with me.

So your gut is, there's a book I want you to listen to that will fucking blow your mind. Oh, uh, the trauma one. Yes. Yeah. It's, it's fucking amazing. You can only read like, or listen to like a chapter at a time. Thank you. I'm the same. I'm still trying to get through it. I've had it. Yeah. But, um, the gut is your first brain. That's what people don't understand. And,

Not your brain and your head, your stomach. So if you're eating shitty foods, if you are fucking eating a whole bunch of processed foods, candies, sugars, any of that shit, that's going to affect your mood. That affects...

that affects most mental illnesses. Like there's a whole fucking study on this. Brain fogginess. I mean so much, but it's crazy how much like our mothers especially pass on to us as babies. My mom is a whore. Yeah. Look at me now. I'm like...

Clean it all out. Get it all out of me. No, there is a chapter in that book that we're talking about. I'll have to. All right. Let me look it up real quick because everybody's going to want to know. I've promoted it on my. I know what book you're talking. Oh, Mind Body Code. Is that the one? Nope. It is called right here.

It's called Trauma Healing Your Past to Find Your Freedom Now. This book is fucking amazing. And I'll send it to you, Rochelle. It's amazing. One chapter at a time. But he talks about that. If your mom and your dad were having an argument while your mom was pregnant and it was a brutal argument, you already have that trauma marker from the way your mom felt while she was pregnant with you. Yep.

birth if you had a traumatic birth like if your cord was wrapped around your neck or something like that you're going to more than likely suffer from anxiety because oh mine was wrapped around my neck twice that explains it yeah so when this book is fucking mind-blowing dude like I didn't know any of that and I remember like I got goosebumps I I remember when I heard that I was like

God, this makes so much sense because my mom was a drug addict, you know, and who knows what the fuck she was doing when she was pregnant with me. Yeah. So yeah, it's fucking insane. It's crazy. Yeah, I'm doing it. It's like a year long and it's expensive. A year long cleanse? It's, well, it's, yeah. Holy shit. Yeah, it's working with a holistic doctor because I'm like you, I'm against taking like pain medicine and all that. If I have a headache, I'm like, what essential oil can I rub on me? You're like, you know, like I'm kind of like,

I tried to heal COVID with fucking vitamins and it didn't work. You know, I'm surprised I didn't get the Rona. Like, I don't. You're so lucky. I'm like anti. I never wear a mask. Yeah. I'm not. I'm not with the stipulations and the regulations either. But we were traveling a lot during that time, too. Yeah. So I think but I think the traveling is where I got it from. I got it in Vegas because one of my podcast guests had it.

Oh, really? And they tested positive the next day. I wish I could find someone that had COVID and just make out with them and just see if I get it. I'm like, girl, I think after like 16 years of porn. She's like, I'm never getting the Rona. I've had some, I've had dick that's worse than Rona. I'm like a Teflon Don over here.

That's fucking funny, dude. I'm like, I haven't had it. I'm like, I think I'm like immune to it. I don't know. Well, fucking bless your heart. And I mean that in a nice way because you never want it. I thought I was going to fucking die. Everyone says that. Worst thing I went through. No, I literally fucking, I got the pneumonia and everything with it. It was terrible.

Anyways, enough talk about Rona because I fucking hate even having to deal with that shit. I'm so tired of it. Like, can the world get back to fucking normal? I don't think it ever will. I know. No, it's crazy. But we can start on the conspiracy theories. We'll be here forever. Right. What can we expect from Rochelle Ryan in the future?

You know, I'm really enjoying this ride that I'm on right now. I'm loving being able to shoot and be in control of everything. What about a Rochelle Ryan doll? Do you have one? Oh, gosh. You know, I was actually in talks with a company to get one, but then when COVID hit, it was being manufactured in China, and it just got so expensive for them to ship it, and then now everything with the supply chain. I mean, who even knows? Yeah. Yeah, I was really bummed out about that because that was something I was super excited for.

So are you just going to focus more on your OnlyFans? I always want to start my own podcast. Do it! Yeah, that's what it was.

was I think it would be therapeutic I would love to do it I have a different spinoff I have to tell you my idea I would love that if you need help with anything me and Mimi are here to help you yeah definitely that's something I want to do but I don't think it's going to happen in South Florida it's a lot of work while you're actually there I mean I depending on what you want to cater to in your idea but you're there for if you want guests on it Florida's actually got oh really yeah I'm looking at more like starting it up back in Vegas oh cool yeah yeah I love

Vegas. Yeah. Vegas. I love Vegas too. I don't think I don't know if I could ever live there full time again, but definitely part time. Yeah, for sure. That was my city, man. I was there for 30 something years. I miss it. I was just there and I miss it so much. It's not the same anymore.

Really? It's really not. It's so commercial now. Back in the day, Vegas was like the shit. Oh, yeah. And it was like mafia ran and like just cool shit, you know? Did you work at any of the clubs? Oh, yeah. I worked at Crazy Horse, too. That was my shit. I worked at fucking Cheetos whenever I was a kid. Fucking, I'm not a kid. I love it. 18. 18. I worked at Olympic Gardens. Oh, the OG? Yeah, OG was my shit. They recently just got shut down.

Shocking. Yeah. And the place had been open for, it was time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's a crazy story. Like what I heard, why it got shut down. The owner's wife was drunk and like- Salsa?

I don't know. Like, I didn't know who she was. I never worked there. And like, she got like, ran like her Ferrari into someone. Like, yeah, like they were like going after him. So I guess the club just shut down. Wow. Crazy. I wonder if that was Sasa. I'll have to check. Yeah. Yeah. That was like my family, dude. I loved dancing. Dancing was like the best years of my life. I did it for 11 years. Yeah. I love it. I still love it, but only once a month.

right no no listen after I spun on the pole and my neck has popped out of place I'm good you're like I'm good like no like this shit it looks like I'm about to run the 40-yard dash before I hit the stage and I'm like I'm stretching I'm doing yoga I'm meditating I'm wearing knee pads I'm like oh my god like I am put together right now like yeah I am literally a prancer like like

my friends like you have to be I'm like I don't care like just throw money at me and it's hard fucking it's literally hard walking around now at our age on those heels yeah I posted this thing uh the other day on fucking Facebook and they're like why do you guys look so robotic I was like we were just joking around but really I was like dude if they only knew how tired and hot I was right right

Exactly. Like it was rough. Yep. I put in my time though. Yeah, no, yeah, no, you really have. And you know, I'm just so proud of you and all you've accomplished, dude. And I'm just so excited to watch you just keep flourishing like a motherfucker. I really live my life. I'm curiously to you. Yeah. No, I love it. I love that you live life to the fullest and I love that you date the young boys because I get to fucking see you on the prowl. It's just amazing. Oh, it's fun, girl.

I love it. I'll tell you some of my good stories like off camera. Ah, no, do it on camera. Shit. What's one of your best? Let me hear one while you're on camera. Oh, God. I mean, I've had so many good ones. I've taken like two guys virginities. That was fun. Oh, I love that. Oh, yeah. I did that when I was a working girl. Yeah, it's awesome. It's funny that they would. Dude, if they had Rochelle Ryan for their first, like, how do you even top that? But I feel like it's like you're setting the bar.

right like hey like this is what it needs to be like you need to make sure you use rubbers with all the girls of course i do yeah you know and just kind of like this is how it needs to be yeah and there you go and like one of the guys like i feel so bad for me he's 28 he's so cute and he was a virgin yes holy shit yeah well he was like 25 24 25 i don't even remember but like he's like 28 now and he's so cute and he hasn't been with any other girls and i'm like do i need to like mercy fuck

you again charity fuck like I feel so bad oh no he probably just holding on to that he literally whacks off every night just thinking about that memory I'm like he's like literally sniffing your pants just whack it off like a weirdo what's one of your most horrible stories oh Jesus um oh god um

I can't even, I really honestly can't, I haven't had a really bad experience. Cause you're so damn picky. Yeah. Yeah. But one time I did have a guy, like we were kind of talking, then it was getting down to like where he was going to stay and we were going to hook up. And he got so grossed out that my, I only had my one dog at the time that my dog slept in the bed with me. He was so just grossed out. He was like, is the dog going to stay in the bed? And I was like, yeah, my dog sleeps with me every single night. Like obviously I'll kick

the dog out right we're about to get busy yeah but he just looks so like gross and I'm a germaphobe yeah but I'm like so am I he's so cute and my dog is clean that's your baby yeah that's my boo and so I was like you know what you can leave yeah bye I literally kicked him out we didn't even get to the point of smushing I was like you can just leave you're out you get no smush buddy yeah you get no vagina smush on out of here you motherfucker I was like because once

like I will tell the world I am not desperate for dick no at all like at all like some just because I want to fuck you doesn't mean I'm desperate I am not desperate yeah I don't go to bed hungry or horny yeah I'm good yeah listen I got toys that will fucking get me off without a fucking word so yeah no I totally I totally understand if I choose to fuck you it's because I want to not because I have to exactly Rochelle thank you so much for coming on why don't you thank you for having

me dude anytime I want you to come on anytime all right deal why don't you tell people where they can find you at on all of your socials twitter at Rochelle Ryan instagram only Rochelle Ryan um onlyfans.com backslash Rochelle Ryan and tiktok Rochelle Ryan but just fucking google Rochelle Ryan there you go and you'll find her everywhere and all of my accounts are verified except tiktok so don't get fooled by scammers and her vagina is just as pretty as her face oh well

you you're welcome i always say a girl's vagina has as much personality as her face i look like i was just split with an axe no it's beautiful it's beautiful thank you guys so much for tuning in to another episode of dumb blonde i will see you guys next week bye