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I want to know why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO show. We have Meet the D-Fords. We have propaganda. We have more shows that we're adding. And not to mention, we have the visuals of this.
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Live chats, live chats that I actually am talking in every single night. Last but not least, we give away gifts every freaking month. I'm talking like signed stuff from Jay and I, lives. You just never know what kind of surprise you're gonna get. It's like a Cracker Jack box. I love the community that we've built over there at Patreon. If you are already a Patreon member,
I freaking love you, dude. Thank you so much. You guys are my babies for life, my writers. If I could, I would literally make out with each and every one of you. I love you guys so much. And that's a lot of kisses, actually. Gotta go back. Is this thing on? Bonnie, who used to be a former sex worker, now hosts the podcast, Dumb Blonde. Most little girls grow up wanting to be doctors and lawyers and shit. And I was like, I want to be super hot, make a lot of fucking money, and be a rock star's wife. That was my goal as a child. And here we are. That's right.
what's up guys welcome to another q a we got hayley joining us this week or this month so this is our first sit down as a thruple a thruple no we had one wherever you guys were both on the podcast with me didn't we hayley's never been on the podcast other than me and her we're all sitting on the couch in florida yeah that's what i thought just yeah the thruple thruple sounds so extravagant whenever you say that would you like to be a part of my thruple yeah oh yeah
What's up guys? How are you? We just got done doing a podcast with Jay. I went on Bustin' with the Boys. Dude, so good. Such a good podcast. Doesn't get deep or anything. It's very like what you would think that men would listen to. Yeah. Just the highlights of stuff. That was great. Yeah. It was awesome. They're so sweet. I cried. Like it messed up my eyelashes when he started talking about Bailey. I don't know how you didn't cry. I know you're not a crier, but I was over there like...
Yeah. No, that was a lot. I couldn't hear. Oh.
Haley was outside of the bus sleeping. All right. So you guys wrote in like 200 questions. Like we love you. Almost 300. We love you guys, but we're going to try to answer as many as we can. Um, and we're going to try not to duplicate from the last ones. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So like a different path with this one. And yeah, yeah. We're going to start out strong with a omen to Haley over here. Uh, what is a conspiracy theory that you believe in? Um,
Yeah. She is such a conspiracy theorist. Okay, a huge one, I think. I'm just going to name them. Michael Jackson's still alive. I think Tupac's still alive. He's supposed to be coming back to life on the... June 16th is his birthday. 17th. Oh, yeah. Yeah, 16th. Okay, how do we feel about the alien drop this week? I kind of think they're covered. In Vegas? No. I think they're cover-ups. Like the government coming out and talking about that aliens are real. And they were like, yeah, man, we've got them. I think they've already been here. And I think it's a cover-up for the...
Though I feel like there's about to be a blackout with like social media, phones, electricity. I grew up in Vegas, which if everybody knows anything about Vegas, Area 51 is right outside of Vegas. So we've grown up knowing that there were aliens. I've seen aliens in Vegas. They love it out there. Yeah, I've seen. Well, let me rephrase. I've seen a spaceship. I haven't seen actual aliens.
It was black and it looked stealth-like, dude. And I saw it in the middle of the day, driving, and fucking... I could see it. And it was, like, keeping pace. And then all of a sudden, just took off, dude. See, here's my theory and all that. I don't feel like there's aliens from other planets. I do believe in time travel, though. Yeah. That this isn't so much...
like something from a different universe, but more of like something from our future coming back. I think aliens are demon manifestations. I think we're the aliens sometimes. I mean, I would love a pet alien.
Literally. No, Roger. Like Roger from fucking American Dad. Yeah. Dude, me and him would get along great. If I was a cartoon character, I would be Roger from fucking American Dad. With his little wigs and shit. I love it. I just love him. No, for sure. I love it. Okay, next one. This one's for all of us. What is the most exciting thing about going on tour with Jay? Tear. Tear. Tear. We're all really excited. Tonight will be that.
The intrusive thoughts.
What was that? Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you. Sorry. We're all excited for tour. Yeah. Cause especially cause we have our own bus. Like I'm so excited. The other day really got me pumped because the bus was like so clean and pretty and just, yeah. Like a girl bus. I walked down and we didn't know it was the same bus. Yeah.
Because it looked bigger. It looked huge. I didn't think it was the same bus on the video. No. Like, that's how disgusting my husband is. Like, he literally keeps tour buses. Oh, my God. Right? There's not just a pathway?
Yeah, it looked wider. I can't wait. Yeah, she's going to get Bucky's sheets. I'm still trying to figure out Jason. Okay, can we talk about what Jason did for me for tour? Sure. He's making a TikTok out of it, but Jason made me custom Vans with his face on it. He said, you're not going on tour with a band without me. And he has just his face smiling on a pair of Vans. That's hilarious. And he's like, I'm going to print out a poster so you can put it in your bunk.
I love that. It's hilarious. We love that. We love work daddy. Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm, I'm excited one to travel. Literally we're traveling the whole country. Yeah. We're going to see a lot of places. I mean, there's only what 52 States and we're doing 44. Yeah. Like that's a lot. Yeah. Can't wait. 52. There might be 50. I'm not sure. Listen, dumb blonde. Hey Siri, how many States are there? 50. All right.
You were counting Puerto Rico. I was counting Canada and Puerto Rico. Yeah. Canada. I'm kidding. Oh my God. That was funny. Isn't Puerto Rico America though? I mean, we own it, but I think it's its own. Like it's territory. Yeah, but it's its own thing. A bug coming at me. What's your favorite song on the new album? Unlive. What's it chapel? Unlive.
God, that's a hard to choose. Yeah. I like all of them. Of course, I think I might be partial to Kill a Man. And then what's the other one? Trailer Park Tornado. Halfway to Hell. Halfway to Hell. Olivia's obsessed with that one, too. We listen to it all the time. Yeah, I like Need a Favor. I know. Me, too. I know. Need a Favor is a classic. There's so many good ones. Yeah, I do like Unlive. Okay, who's our favorite guest, do you think, on this tour? Who are you most excited, not favorite, who are you most excited to go on tour with?
Yeah, 36 Mafia. Probably Elle King because I fucking had a crush on her dad my entire life. I was going to say Elle King. I think it's going to be... I hope she phones him for one show. If I fucking see Deuce Bigelow male gigolo...
I will freak out. Bro, would that not be fucking hilarious? Yes. That means you would have met David Spade and Rob Schneider. Oh my God. David Spade liked my comment the other day. I was like, you know I'm here, Dickie. Slide in his fucking DMs. Slide in his asshole. He knows I want him on the podcast. I'm not going to chase him. I don't chase these hoes. Oh my God, man. He really looks like somebody's grandmother. That was up there in my bucket list of people to meet. And the fact that he started a conversation with me, I was like, oh.
He knows about dumb blonde. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We had a whole conversation about it. Yeah. Yeah. Von was there. All three of us. Oh, that's bunny. Yeah. He was. I mean, him. We're talking about being fucking.
he is fine fine fine that boy is hot he's not he doesn't look good on camera and he doesn't look good in pictures but when you see him in person he's striking like he reminds me of like this generation's kurt russell okay yeah do you not know anyone i'm not a girl kurt russell and goldie hahn they're like the most iconic couple ever
I want to be like her Russell and Goldie Hawn with Jay. Like we just fucking do life together. I love it. Okay, what's the most inconvenient place you've ever been turned on? I mean, is it an inconvenience when you're turned on? I consider those happy moments.
so it's never an inconvenience for me i've twiddled my twacker and tanning beds i've had so i've had i love i'm a voyeur so i love having sex outside oh you are a public sex relations type person i don't know maybe in front of my family oh who were you turned on by what the hell what the was that all righty then no like if i'm like texting someone
Like, dirty texting someone? Yeah, but just knowing that I'm in the room with my family, I'd be like, I'd have to walk out. That's why I said it's an inconvenience. Yeah. It's an inconvenience. My pussy would be like a dried prune. I'd leave the room. Man, y'all didn't have littles, but I got walked in on one time while me and Jason were boning by Olivia. Oh, no. Yeah, we're like, we're just folding laundry. With each other. Yeah. He was just helping me from behind. Oh, no.
I was joking. He's giving me the Heimlich with his dick, Liv. Don't. Oh, God. Yes, I fold laundry naked. Kids know, though. I walked in on my parents and you just know that they're having sex. Yeah. Oh, there's no way not to tell. That's literally going to be burned in her brain for the rest of her life. I'm sorry, Olivia. If you're watching this later on in life. Yeah. Moon's over my hammy.
Those were my favorite at Denny's. I was just picturing your ass fit over. Moon's over my hammy. It's a sandwich at Denny's. Moon's over my hammy. Who just quotes a sandwich? Me. She said I'm just your ass. That's all I can picture. It's just fucking bam. Can we just wait? Let's talk about how... You already know.
Can we just talk about how much Mimi has grown since she's been in this crew? And she is now modeling. She is now modeling bathing suits on TikTok. Looking so good. Blake said, oh, we all saw. He said, we all saw your ass. Scott DeVore was sitting there. Bug was sitting there. Can we also compliment Haley? Yeah. On how much her growth. She's wearing shorts right now. I know.
I know. She's wearing shorts and she's talking on the damn microphone. You know how long? She wouldn't even let us put her on camera. I'm making get ready with me's now. Like I'm talking into a camera. I know. I'm so proud of the original content. Remember how nervous I was for a voiceover? Yeah. And now we all do them. What's up, bitches? We let her do them first and now we're like, oh, okay. Hey. Even Jelly? Yeah. His little voiceover was so cute. I know.
I know his voice. I just had a Tesla. I'm like, can I ever have anything that you don't try to fucking steal? Literally. Yeah. Like it's one thing for us. Cause we're all girls, you know, but when your husband literally is riding your fucking coattails, like get the fuck off my coattails, jelly roll.
I'm just kidding.
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all Lume products with our exclusive code and link. Use code bunnyxo at lumedeodorant.com. That's L-U-M-E-D-E-O-D-O-R-A-N-T.com. You guys already know I'm a Lume girl. I have to have it, especially when we're on tour, high paced shows, back to back, running around, armpits, sweating,
butthole marinating, just piddle juice pouring from all the holes. You guys already know that Lume is my go-to. Lume's starter pack is perfection for new customers. It comes with a solid stick deodorant, cream tube deodorant, two free products of your choice like mini body wash and deodorant wipes, and free shipping. Again, as a special offer for listeners, new customers get 15% off all
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Oh, no. If someone was asking about microdosing, she doesn't microdose. No, I don't microdose anymore, but you do. Tell them about your journey. I did just trip this weekend. And so I stopped microdosing. I started macrodosing. So instead of taking little bits over a period of time, like...
A microdose should be like, if you were to peel off your fingernail, that much is a microdose. And if you're like me, half of that. Bro, she literally took like a fuzz. But I would feel it. Yeah. So you're supposed to take those every third day because it takes three days for your body to process it. Well, my body apparently doesn't. I went into a really deep depression.
Stop doing it. Same thing happened to me. Yeah. And our bodies just process shit differently. Yeah. I went into a depression too and I can't afford to be there. So if you go into a depression, they said to try to macro dose, which means you take a larger amount.
less often so that's what i'm trying now tell them about how your fucking face was melting i did feel like my face was melting off which is like how does that that would trigger my anxiety no it felt really good i just and i remember started i started to giggle really really hard and i couldn't stop everything was making me laugh but then like the other night i took how long did that last um it was really late at night when i took it so i went to bed how do you go to bed when you're shrooming bitch you're so good
But I took this edible the other day and I didn't know how much like to take of it. So I just took the whole thing and it felt like like a normal person would be like, I didn't know how much to take. So I took a nibble. This bitch is like, I ate the whole thing. I don't know where it came from either. Um, but I felt like I was even worse. I felt like I was floating and
and heavy at the same exact time. I don't like that. Who wants to feel like that? It was a good time. At least I felt something. See, that's why I drink. I know my dosage in drinking. I don't know my dosage in weed. My new thing is I get tipsy off magnesium. Fun times. Hey, the melatonin gummies from Target, they get me sloshed. Get your motor running. Two of those bitches, I'm
That's what Jay takes every night. Jay and Bailey. Bailey is a fucking tank, dude. She'll take like four or five and she's just like chilling. She's supposed to take more than two.
She's a nut. No, she's a nut. She's got that body processing thing too. It's hard. You know what? I bet you she's hard to put under anesthesia too. Yes, very. Same with me. She likes to party. I was like that one time they put me under anesthesia at the dentist and I ended up puking all over him. Bad time. I took them all Starbucks gift cards. You know what I learned the other day that I wanted to tell you? You can get sepsis from an ear infection.
Oh, shit. And it made me think of you because before you got sepsis was when you blew your eardrum out on the plane. Wow. Crazy, right? Yeah. That's wild. That's been, ever since I've had sepsis, I feel like my body's never been the same. Oh, I'm sure. That's a blood connection.
fucking poisoning that was wild i'm sure it's gonna take a long time for it to take up to a year to heal from yeah oh for sure yeah it's crazy yeah so i have yet to put i have never and i probably will never like i'm pretty adamant about this not when i say i'm not gonna drink again and i drink the next weekend i'm pretty adamant i'll never put something into my lungs ever again yeah because like they found the nodules on my lungs and like after that happened i just
That's so fucking scary. I mean, why smoke and jeopardize your fucking, you know, your lungs when you can just eat edibles? Exactly. That's why I was like, if I'm going to do anything, I would do it in that way. You like body highs. You don't like head highs anyways. I love head highs. Do you? But they have to be a certain head high. It can't turn on me because like one time I got real high and I mourned my own death. Oh.
I know. Off weed? Mm-hmm. But I had been microdosing. Oh, okay, okay. So I feel like I did them too close together. Okay. And, yeah. And then so I panicked. I started texting Jason. I was like, I was on my phone. I was like, help me, help me. And he comes and he just takes a Pop-Tart and just throws it at me. Did the Pop-Tart bring you out of it? Yeah.
Okay. Yeah. Anytime you eat the pop-dart, of course, as fast as I could. So if you ever want to not be high, if you're too high, you need to eat because that's the one thing that will metabolize it through your body quicker. Unless you eat an edible. Don't eat an edible. Yeah. And then it fucking processes more in your body. Yeah. You can't really get out of that. Yeah. Smoking. Smoking.
you eat yeah bring yourself down absolutely what is your ideal vacation destination anywhere with a beach or anywhere with like mountains yeah just to get the fuck out of nashville like
anywhere i don't go to like bali or thailand i did too but the flight times just sound so treacherous dude or like greece like i can go if it's like a lay down i have a lay down bed and can like have my own area then cool i'll fly but if i have to sit like three to a row for 18 hours no i couldn't i wouldn't i'd go crazy yeah there's no way yeah like how was punta cana for you guys
that flight wasn't bad it was only where did you guys have a layover north carolina or south carolina charlotte yeah and then it was only like 30 minutes from charlotte nice yeah no that's not bad i when i went to puntacana my layover was in miami so i feel like i went like up came down and then like up and then just there i was it felt so quick favorite food and most hated food i hate tomatoes
You hate the texture of tomatoes? Yeah. I feel like I'm like one of those people that has like a food obsession. And once I don't want to eat anymore, I'll never touch it again. Right. So I can't really have like a favorite of something other than like avocados. I do love avocados. I don't since I'm on this fucking strict ass diet. Yeah. Let's talk about this diet. What do you eat in a day right now? So you guys know that I was having health problems. If you guys follow TikTok or Instagram,
Instagram or anything like that. You guys have heard me talk about how I thought my blood pressure was high and I was having these episodes and I went to a heart doctor, had to wear a heart monitor. Like I have done everything since January. This has been a six months fucking journey. I finally got answers last week that I have high cortisol levels, which is from stress and anxiety, which is what every doctor has told me. And I didn't believe them.
So what I did was I had such a bad episode one time that my hands were turning blue and Mimi was with me. That was scary. My blood pressure was through the roof. Well, I thought my blood pressure was through the roof. And then we went to an emergency place and they didn't even care. They didn't even bat an eyelash. They were like, it's high, but it's not like high. Yeah. And I was like,
I feel like I'm dying. My fingertips are turning blue, you know, but the weird thing was, is that I could take Benadryl and drink, like eat something and drink a bunch of water. And my blood pressure would come down. My heart rate would come down. Um,
And that explains the high cortisol. You know, we thought it was your sugar. Yeah. Then we thought it was my blood sugar. So I started testing my blood sugar and there was one, a couple of days where my blood sugar was like in the two hundreds. It was wild. High cortisol causes high blood sugar. So like once the cortisol goes up, you're fucked, you know? So it's like,
I've literally been in fight or flight my entire life. Ever since I was a kid, I lived in a very uncomfortable home where I always had to walk on eggshells. There was tons of screaming. So, you know, I've always just lived in fight or flight and now it's finally catching up to me. So if any of you live in constant fight or flight, please know that once you hit my age, which is 43 years old, you will start having health problems. You've got to start taking care of it. You have to start doing the work, the inside work, um,
in order for you to heal. So, you know, meditation has been really helping and stuff like that. But as far as food goes, it's my favorite food. I could eat seafood all day long, cold seafood, not warm seafood, like shrimp, like ceviche, like stuff like that. Yeah. Lobster. Love that. Um, not heavy seafoods, but like light and fluffy. And then the worst food that I hate would probably be like
super greasy like just anything that's yeah she doesn't like hot foods either yeah i'm worried about it yeah i would much prefer like cold foods over hot foods sun exposure ages your skin and increases risk of skin cancer you already knew this
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Favorite Disney movie? I'm going with Cars. I loved Beauty and the Beast. Belle was my stripper name. Oh my gosh, it was. Yeah. So I loved Beauty and the Beast. I've never been like a Disney girl, but I love like Little Mermaid. I love all the princess movies because I wanted to be one. I'm going with Cars. What is yours? Probably like Hercules. Hercules. Hercules. Or Aladdin. I thought Aladdin was hot. Aladdin was good. Did you guys remember like all the Easter eggs they used to put into Disney movies? Yeah.
When the priest gets a boner in Little Mermaid? Oh, yeah. There's also, like, Little Mermaid, the fucking... The castle has a penis on it. Have you ever seen that? And I'm not joking. I had the VHS and I'm pretty sure my mom has it somewhere. And you can watch the preacher get a boner when she's going up on, like, to get married. The fake one.
yeah and they're on the boat it literally his penis past Walt Disney's signature spells out six six six you know he froze his body a lot of people think he's coming back to life too god nobody wants him yeah old ass i would love to see one of these people come back to life it's not happening what what's his name that was the news reporter he always swore he was getting frozen who was the news reporter that wore the over the the fucking i'm not sure larry king
He swears he got Cairo frozen shit. Yeah. Because he wants to come back. Why would you want to come back here? Yeah, I hope it's something better. There's something way better on the other side. What's the wildest request you ever got when stripping? Stripping or escorting? Or call girl. Either one. Okay. Stripping, I mean, guys like to be kicked in their ball.
balls, things like that. You can only do so much in a club. Yeah, out of the requests in a club, had you ever done any of them? Because I remember you told a story one time where like one of your first things, the guy wanted you to like step on his balls. Yeah. Right? Had you ever done anything wild like that in a strip club? No, I never really had to. I just always made you know, bank be doing their old fucking heave ho. Yeah. This one time I went on a call. I've told this story before, but I went on a call and um
I walk. It's me and my friend Gia. I don't know if you got to meet Gia in Vegas. She's like one of my best friends. I don't think so. Maybe. So me and my girl Gia go on this call and
We walk in. It's some weird dude. You can already tell he's like coked out. And I'm just like, oh, God. So he takes us into this room in his living room and he has child porn on the TV. I instantly threw my hand up and I was like, bro, turn that the fuck off right now. I'm going to fucking walk out of here. Like we got into like a really big argument. He's like, what's wrong? What's wrong? And I'm like, turn that the fuck off. So in my mind, as soon as that happened, I was like, you know what? I'm going to rob this dude. He deserves to be robbed. I was robbing people left and right anyways. But especially if you were cheating on your wife. So yeah.
That was my way of making myself feel better. Yeah. So he turned the child porn off. He leads us into this room and it's a medical hospital room. It has a hospital bed in it. It has a fucking like, you know, one of those things that looks like it's going to go in your arm, the saline bag or whatever. But at the end of the saline bag was an enema. He had cocaine in the saline bag. And he's like, I want you guys to give me a cocaine enema.
And I was like, okay, cool. Yeah, we could do that. So I was like, lay on the bed, get naked, lay on the bed. But you know, of course, as a hooker, you always collect your money up front. So I had already gotten me and my girl like two grand, I think. And I think it was like two grand each. I was just going to get whatever I could out of them. I didn't really care, you know, and fucking pocketed the money, made them stripped down, get completely naked. And I looked at Gia and I said, on the count of three, we're out of here. And she was like, are you sure? And I was like, bitch, we're going.
Fucking made him lay down on the bed. Made him lay down on the bed and spread his cheeks like we were going to do it. And I was like, let's go. We fucking booked it, dude. And this dude got up and started chasing after us.
Yeah. I would have pushed him off the table. We fucking got to the car, jumped in the car, slammed that motherfucker in reverse and left, dude. Oh my God. And I still don't feel bad about it. Other than that, there's like dudes that like to be, you know, they want to call you mommy or mommy. Okay, that's always weird to me about porn sites is how much it's like the step bro, the fucking step mom. Like, why are you, that's a fantasy? Yeah, it's weird. Ew. Yeah. That's gross. What's your type lady wise? My type, I like bros.
like butch lesbians that look feminine like rosie what's her name rosie o'donnell no no ruby rose oh ruby rose what i named the g-wagon after ruby rose or like i'm pretty sure ruby rose turned us all gay at one point and orange is the new black what's your type i don't know
my type's everywhere no you have a very do i yeah those two are the same oh girl wise never mind sorry i'm thinking about it could be like straight up like stud yeah like super hot yeah india love india love i don't know who that is she's fine yeah i feel like my type is literally like me
I like like plus size girls. I don't like skinny girls at all. Yeah. I don't find any skinny girls like attractive. I like plus size tattooed like alternative girls. Yeah, you do. You have to poop. Yeah. You're going to stop this so that you can go poop. Okay. Say bye. Bye guys. Bye. Love you. Do you have any family traditions? If so, which is your favorite?
Yeah. Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving. Yeah. Every year it's gotten so big now that we have to rent a place out this year, but we had karaoke last year and like we have Zoe come and cook and it's just like a good time where the family just everybody hangs, they drink, they party.
everybody just loves each other. You know? Cause you guys don't do any of the other holidays. We do no other holidays, but Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving is where it's at for sure. And like literally this last year, it was like shoulder to shoulder in there. There was so many people. Yeah. It was the fucking DJ text me and was like, Hey, I'm going to be there this year. I'm like, it's motherfucking may homie. You're definitely going to be there, but you know, text me in November. Yeah. Let me, let me know. November 1st.
And we'll plan it. Yeah. That's funny. Yeah. Jojo. Holidays are like
it for me. I love Christmas. Christmas is my jam. I love Christmas music. I love Christmas trees. I just love that time of year. Winter holiday for me is like, it's where it's at. Like Halloween has to, yeah. Jason has to bake. Starting from Halloween to beginning of January is my jam. That's my happy time, my happy place. I get to transition from my Halloween decor to my Christmas decor and I go all out with my Christmas trees. Yeah. You do too.
Yeah, we do a Christmas tree war. Yeah. Yeah, it's amazing. Jay always thinks he wins every year. You fucking asshole. You're so smart and educated. Did you go on to take any schooling or have you learned most of what you know from life experiences on the streets?
I went to beauty school and then I also got two years towards my bachelor in interior design, but I'm so bad at math that I just could not figure out fucking the measurements and fractions and fucking all that shit. I can't, I can't do it. But like, as far as like,
type of school. No, I've always just, I've never been a school person. I can't do it. I can't, I really have a hard time learning. Yes, absolutely. Same. I'm a hands-on learner. Like I need to try skilled trade. Yeah. I'm super like, let me teach myself. Right. That said thing, everything that I've learned within this industry too, was all self taught. Like our entire brand is self taught. Like,
Literally, you guys. I don't think we've ever really talked about the fact that we just lost a videographer one day and had no editing experience whatsoever. I had just had cash. And I learned how to use Premiere Pro from YouTube holding a newborn child. And then pass that on to my husband who is now, you know...
can run media like no one's fucking business. It's amazing. I had to teach myself editing too. Whenever I first started doing the YouTube stuff, I didn't have money to pay a fucking editor. So literally my first fucking video took me nine hours to fucking edit. I remember, but I was so proud of myself. Even Jay was like, holy shit, bitch, you really did teach yourself how to do this. Yeah. And that's, that's, you just have to do it. Yeah. Versus if you sit me down, you're like, you're going to learn this. No, the fuck I'm not. If you tell me I have to pay attention to something, I'm not doing it. Absolutely.
yeah i don't know why as i go yeah same i'm the same exact way yeah and all i had was i went to hair school did that for fucking 10 11 years and now we do this yeah i got my nail license and then i didn't finish uh beauty school i'm a beauty school dropout because my sugar daddy at the time that was funding it would stress me out all the fucking time and fight with me like he was crazy dude how old were you when you went to beauty school
Well, I went to three different schools. I got kicked out of one. Damn, Haley. She's dropping them. She's fucking taking a dump up there. Um...
It took me a course of like two years in beauty school. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, I had gone every single day, almost missed no hours. Then I was in a car accident the last month of mine and I had to wait until the next year to have to heal from it and had surgery and stuff. And then I only had to go back for three weeks and I graduated. So I had pretty much done it in almost the full 10 month program. But that last one. No, I fucking like to take the long route. Yeah. Yeah.
I got kicked out of one school for threatening to beat some girl up. No shit. She got in my face and was talking shit to me. And all I said to her was like, bitch, sit down or I'm going to beat you the fuck up. And I said it just like that. Very calm and everything. But she was freaking out, right? I'm the one that got fucking kicked out of school. Shut up. Swear to God. Rude. And I was so mad at Grace because we were going to school together. And she's like, well, I'm going to stay here and I'm going to finish school. I'm like, oh, fuck yourself, bitch. I got kicked out. You're supposed to come with me. Take my side. Yeah. Yeah.
What things do you and Jelly do for your anniversary? When is your anniversary? God, we never know. We got married at like such a weird time and on such a weird day. It's August 31st. They gave me the option. They were like, do you want August 31st or do you want September 1st? And I was like, I don't want a wedding in September. My dad's birthday is September 4th.
I was like, I don't want that. I was like, so August 31st. What was the other question? How do you celebrate it? Oh, how do we celebrate it? I mean, it just depends on where we're at. We've been so busy that we are not that couple who's like, oh my God, it's our anniversary. We have to spend the day together. Like we enjoy every moment with like, I'm going on an entire tour with my husband when our anniversary comes. I'm not even like, I don't care. You guys also do special things throughout the year. You guys don't need to date. Yeah. That's how me and Jason are. It's like,
It's our anniversary, but we've loved each other all the rest of the year. Why? You guys get each other presents. If Jason wants something, Jason gets it. So it's kind of like with you guys, it's like, hey, here's a present just because. I've never really liked our anniversary anyways, just for...
different reasons so I I can't wait till we actually get to like pick a wedding date and how like do the renewal which we're thinking about doing it in Vegas on the d-fords I hope so I literally Chris is sending me wedding dresses as we are sitting here yeah what's your favorite movie probably true romance with um Christian Slater and Rosanna Arquette
That's either Joe Dirt or Step Brothers. Yeah, definitely. Definitely your personality. Yeah, those are it. Joe Dirt, I swear. I love Joe Dirt so much. I'm pretty sure like I birthed one. Yeah. Cash is so Joe Dirt. Literally. No, he's hilarious. Yeah. So meeting David Spade that day was like, I met my Joe Dirt. Yeah, exactly. I love Joe Dirt. What's your favorite high school memory? Oh, God. Favorite high school memory.
There's so many of them because I never went to school. I mean, probably the ditch parties. We used to fucking go to ditch parties all the time, dude. Like, we ruled ditch parties. I would leave school all the time. I had a gold PT cruiser. And we would pile it full of people and just leave. Yeah. All the time. I was such a troubled kid in high school. Dude, me too. I look at Bailey and, like, she's such a good kid compared to what I was doing, dude. Yeah. Mine started...
I started getting in more trouble as I got bored, I feel like. And then I had a boyfriend who didn't go to the school. So that was even more reasons to leave. Yeah. All that bullshit. Yeah. So I just couldn't, you couldn't keep me there because it was boring to me. I didn't want to be, I didn't get along with anyone in the school really. Yeah. I had a couple of little best friends and.
I had a whole crew of girls that I hung out with and we called ourselves BTC, Bitches That Corrupt. And then there was like these other girls that were fucking cheerleaders and they were like the prissy girls and they wanted to have their own click name. So their name was like
I forget what it was. It was something so stupid. But we were like the outlaws of the school. I love that. And they were like the preppies. And like, we literally just... We ran shit, dude. It was crazy. I never got along with like too many of the preppy people. Me either. That I had ever... Mine were mainly like the stoners and the druggies. Love you. Yeah, me too. Mine weren't the stoners and the druggies. I had one cheerleader. Tasha was a cheerleader. But...
Other than that, I played sports. Tasha was a cheerleader, which was my best friend. And then we had Crystal. We had my girl Lisa. We had my girl Nicole. And my girl... I think that was all of us. I don't know. I have to pull out pictures. And we just kicked it. It was just who we were. My senior year, I had a boyfriend who was already graduated. He lived in another town. So that made me not want to go even more at that point. So I ended up graduating early. I left...
December of my senior year and just graduated and went on to beauty school and never high school was never my thing yeah I do get why people say later on like oh you'll miss high school yeah and it's more because it was like forced interaction with friends and then you become adults and it's like you don't get that forced interaction anymore I never went to one school dance
Really? Never did prom, never did anything. I definitely did prom. I went back because it was already after I graduated. I went back with my boyfriend at the time, but we stayed maybe 15 minutes and then drove to Santa Cruz, went on the beach for the night and just like had a little bonfire and shit. Yeah, you got railed out on prom night. Um...
Maybe your cheeks are blushing. Sorry, babe. What's your favorite perfume? Anna Sui, Sui Dreams, but they fucking discontinued it. Everything I love gets fucking discontinued. Awful. It's crazy. It doesn't matter. It could be a fucking salad dressing. I could be in love with it and they'll fucking discontinue it. It's so awful.
awful. It's literally my luck. Pisses me off. If you guys can get bottles of it, tell me. But it smells so good. I don't think I've ever smelled it. Oh, God. I could wear it like body spray. I wear Baccarat that you got me. It's my favorite. That or the Valentino from Ulta is really good. And that Ariana Grande is really good, too. Doesn't Hailey wear the Ariana Grande, too? I don't know if she does. I know she wears the Valentino that we both. It's in the little red bottle. I don't know about that one.
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But you don't really fangirl, of course. But like mine was definitely Garth Brooks and David Spade. Who's mine? Who have you met that you kind of like, that's cool, you know?
Oh, and Tech N9ne. Meeting Tech N9ne was really cool. Those were my three. I grew up in Vegas, so meeting stars to me is not impressive. Even when you were in Vegas, though, was there ever someone you met that you were like, wait, that was actually cool? Anna Nicole. There you go. That was yours, yeah. Anna Nicole. Yeah, that's the only fangirl moment I've probably ever had. Mm-hmm. Yeah. She was amazing. Me and Jason talked about that. Like, I've never been a person that's like, oh, my God, it's a celebrity. But in my bucket list, I've actually knocked a lot of people off my bucket list.
Yeah, I've met Pam Anderson. I've met Anna Nicole. I would love to get Dolly on the podcast and ask her if she's ever battled with mental illness. Because she never seems like the type who would ever show that side. She's very put together. Do you enjoy being on tour and away from home in daily life for extended periods?
periods of time. How do you balance that? No, I don't. I am a very redundant and timed out organized person. So even on tour, I'm going to have a schedule and I'm going to cook every meal and I'm going to do exactly what I do at home.
Um, but no, I love being at home. I love having a routine. I love, I'm just weird. That's another reason why I think I'm autistic. Because if you, if I stray off of the schedule, if like earlier when Jay hit me with that, you got to be there in 30 minutes. That almost derailed me. It makes me angry. Yeah. Because I have to like.
I've already planned everything out. Yeah, down to a fucking... Now I've got to re-plan. Yeah. I hate last minute changes in literally anything. Even... I'm not even joking you. This is so silly. But like if we're pulling into a parking lot and I already have the idea of where I'm going to pull. Yeah. And Jason's like, no, go ahead and pull around the back. It takes me a second. Yeah. I now have to rewire...
pulling to the back and like I get quiet yeah I'm just processing it's not that I'm mad ever like and people do mistake that to me often they're like you're so pissed at this and this and I'm like no yeah it's not that I'm pissed I literally need to rewire what just happened I
I used to get mad when Jay and I first got together. It would like ruin my life if fucking the plan derailed. And I had to get over that because my husband is the complete fucking opposite. When they say fly by the fly by the seat of your pants, that's my husband. And, you know, after being with him for seven years, thank God, I finally I'm just like, OK, cool. You know, whatever. OK, that's you know, we have we literally have our calendars merged together. And if I want to know anything, I just look at there because he just can't keep up.
keep up with his schedule. But yeah, no, for the first year or two, it was like so bad. I couldn't fucking, I just couldn't do it. I have a 14 year old daughter dealing with the worst bullying. Have you dealt with that with Bailey? Yeah. Bailey has been bullied since probably like fourth grade. Mm-hmm.
Bullying is so bad these days, man. I hear about these kids that are like offing themselves like 12 years old. I just saw one the other day. You know, like, God, like how bad do you have to hurt somebody's feelings that they don't want to be here anymore? Kids are fucking mean.
Yeah. Well, the advice I gave Bailey was if they keep bullying you, punch them straight in the fucking face. Yeah. You know, like she was getting picked on hard and I was like, don't let these little girls push you. If they push you, punch them in their fucking face. I remember you telling her that when you were in L.A. Yeah. She was like, she was like, no, I can't do that. You know, and I'm like, no, do it because I'm
It sucks, but it's like survival of the fittest. And I don't condone fighting, but I do condone standing up for yourself. Yeah. And if it's physical bullying, then yeah, have them punch him in the fucking face. Absolutely. But.
I'm going to get in so much trouble for that, but it's just how I feel. But if it's like emotional and psychological bullying, I almost feel like that's worse. Yeah. That is so hard because it's like, you know, you want your kid to feel whole and you want your kid to know that, that they're worth. Hmm.
you know, being loved and that they're not what these people are saying they are. And I think all you can do is just always make sure that that door is open so that they can come and vent to you because once they lose being able to vent to you,
It's a whole fucking shit show from there. I'm going through it in kindergarten with Olivia because of her beliefs on LGBTQ and stuff. And like she didn't she which also I guess kind of faults on me a little bit of not explaining to my child that there are going to be other people who don't have the same point of view as her. So she didn't know that like there are literally people that do not believe in women with women and men with men.
I'm going through it right now with Bailey and her church. Yeah, and that's exactly what ended up happening was she, in casual conversation, being the innocent little six-year-old that she is, said something about marrying a woman and these kids just dragged her for days and the school really didn't do anything about it. It was pretty awful. And it was really upsetting because I'm like, man, and then we had to go through the like, hey, there's going to be other points of views and just respect other people's points of views. You don't have to bully them back for it, but like you need to know that like
You're going to be loved for your point of views one day and that's all. Yeah. It's really sad. It just... Kids are fucking mean. Yeah, they're mean.
yeah i'll punch their parent right i was waiting like yeah the one who hit her for the first time i was like i will wait for her fucking father in the parking lot i feel like bullies raise bullies yes i'm like you learned that somewhere i got beat up all the time when i was a kid and i fucking beat up everybody yeah you know bullies raise bullies yeah what does the future look like for you god it's exhausting thinking about it now
I kind of like, I live in the past. I romanticize the past more now. Oh, yeah. Switched. It's weird. It's a very future driven, which is great. Right. And now you've healed from that. Now you've fallen into the past. Yeah. Now I have anxiety about what if, um,
When you are accomplishing everything, you get to a point where you're like, would I be happy if I just lived in an apartment somewhere and nobody knew who I was? Absolutely. I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels like that. No, I do that all the time. I have to humble myself sometimes. I'm like, man, it wouldn't hurt just to literally live off the grid. Or go have a 9-to-5. I'm not...
a forefront type of person. I never have been. I love being behind the scenes. I love, I don't like being the face of a brand, you know, like it's not my thing. I know. I literally said the other day, I was like, can we do something you really want to do next time? Yeah. I like, I, it's not my thing. And,
And, um, you know, sometimes it's really hard. Like today I was not mentally feeling well, well, and I had to go put on a face and go do a podcast today with my husband. And there's, and I'm so glad I did because now I feel so much better. You know, breathe through it. You had some anxiety, but you breathed through it. That's a new thing.
Yeah. But I am grateful for whatever happens in the future now because everything we've ever asked for has happened already. You have to be so careful with your manifestations. Yeah. So it's like. You're saying some stuff and they're just like happening. Yeah. And it's like, I just don't even know what more I could possibly want. You know, like the Lord and the universe has given me and my family and my friends everything that we could possibly want right now. You know? It's wild. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, we're so fortunate. This has been a crazy ride. Yeah, it's been really fucking wild. I just ordered my first fucking Louis Vuitton. I'm like, who am I, bitch? Bro, I saw you. I saw that. I was like, that's fucking fire with the red on the inside. I was like, who am I? Oh my God. Call me Vivian. I really feel like I'm pretty woman too. Like, it's crazy. And it's fun to watch you too. Like...
Like, go through this. Because, like, I don't think a lot of people, especially the newer crowd, doesn't know, like, where we started. Yeah. You know? Like, I'm not new to this. We've been working together five. Yeah. But I didn't start working with you in Dunblon. Gotcha. Until the next year. Yeah. Because we were doing photo shoots. Yeah. And we were, like, doing our thing. Remember Jay's mom? Yeah.
bro we need to make that a tiktok clip me modeling and her going to the kid the fucking refrigerator to get down there off youtube yes i'm pretty sure i have like yeah i'm we're gonna do that yeah like there's so many gems we have from the beginning that people don't know yeah at all they're on your youtube deep down in the youtube we need to start posting those on tiktok those would be hilarious they're like we did a photo she was like one of our first photos she's together she goes hey
I'm going to have this photographer come over to my house. Can you come do my hair? And I was like, yeah, for sure. And so it was like my first like on set with you. Yeah. And sure as shit, Donna D Ford in her muumuu with her homie come rolling out. Yeah. And she didn't even bat an eye. Nope. Like pretty much almost naked on the dining room table. Yeah. She got her back arched and she's like, hey mama. And she just comes shuffling out in her muumuu and grabs the food and walked back. Got a Diet Coke and left. Didn't even care.
didn't even care donna is the most unbothered human being no no fucks given yeah she is literally hilarious bro what's the matter you did this last time yeah you did hey there's nobody here nobody's here don't what are you in a kerfuffle about sometimes i think he sees jesus you're right it's just me you were just sleeping we okay you're good buddy we're good absolutely maybe the air came on maybe maybe that's what triggered him
God, my breath smells like ranch. We just had California pizza. That was really delicious. First time I've eaten out in a month and a half. We'll see how I feel tonight. How are you doing? I'm all right now, but it's always at 3 o'clock in the morning when I find out how I feel. Of course, all of us start fucking shooting up. It's crazy. I mean, have you gotten like...
of like what to do to bring it down or is it just the water you have to do? I'm taking the magnesium. And that will start helping. That starts to help. Do you take it when you feel the attack coming on or are you just pre-taking it as a preventative? I pre-take it as a preventative. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. Well, I did order some of that. I got some of that. The Relax Max? No, I just took like they're just magnesium vitamins. And I'm taking my berberine too, which I've really loved. Good.
Good. I noticed a difference too because it suppresses appetite and like I didn't take it during the rumble and I ate during the rumble which I hadn't been doing so then like when I got home I was like oh my god. Sounds like your vacation though. Bro it really is. Yeah. Twice a year and I literally shut off the world you guys. I'm not even joking. I don't go really on social media much. I don't even I put my phones away for hours at a time. I don't talk to her for like three days and I try so hard to leave her alone but then there's like every now and then I'm like
I have to tell her something because I don't want to forget it. Yeah. Yeah. No. And those are just the two times of the year that I, I wished that for you too. Like that you could find something that you could just put your phone away and just like literally not think of the world because it's like,
it's almost euphoric yeah because it's we live in this online world like you and i especially versus like them they go to nine to fives and then you know they go home at night we don't yeah our our jobs don't stop 24 7 24 the minute we wake up no one realizes that either we don't clock in and clock out uh maybe one day in our careers we might clock in clock out there's no off days no not at all we work every day of the year um and so for
For us, that's very important to have those times. Yeah. I think family vacation, I disconnect. Yeah, you do. Yeah. Yeah, you do. I try to. Yeah. Most definitely. Yeah. You guys didn't do one last year, did you?
I don't remember. I don't think so. I feel like last year you didn't, you did the year before you guys went to the beach. Yeah. We always go to the beach or something like that. I don't know. I feel like you guys haven't really done the big vacation in a couple of years. Yeah. This will be, this one coming up will be your guys's like time to just shut off your minds. Yep. Just do your thing. Love it. Yeah. Love it. Yay. Well, thank you guys for listening to another Q and A. Love you guys.