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Is this thing on? People in the comments of the Christmas song are like, this doesn't even sound like you. This sounds like something Beyonce would do. Oh, what a compliment. That's a bit of a... They're like, you've totally switched. And the OGs are like, this sounds like every Christmas song she's ever done. You have such that new wave that people don't know what to take. Because there are people who are in the comments like...

is she trying to be a singer now you're like no we just make dirty christmas you tried to describe oh you were trying to describe your dirty christmas song to dolly what did i say you said oh my god how'd you say it was like you were trying not to call it a dirty christmas song so you're using every what did you say campy but yes you said something and

I can't remember what you said. We got to talk about this on the podcast. We're just wasting all this great material because we're not getting started. Ready? Oh, we're ready. Okay. Oh, hello. Hi.

Oh, what's up you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonde. We were just sitting here. I'm yelling at my fucking crew because I'm like, Taimei was testing everything, making sure everything was perfect. And I was just like, we're just sitting here just spilling the beads to each other because I like to have authentic reactions for everything. Ask anybody on my team. Ask anybody who comes over as a guest. Don't talk to me. Don't tell me anything until these mics are on. And so they were like bringing up fucking funny points and

Anyways, it's the day after Thanksgiving and I'm working. I'm so thrilled to be here. I'm sure you guys can tell and hear it in my voice that I got a lot of sleep last night. You screamed and shook your ass all Thanksgiving, bro. Yeah, you did a lot of karaoke. I'm actually proud. I didn't do a lot of karaoke. I joined in, but I, from afar. That's what I'm saying, dude. Every time I turned around, you were shaking it.

I mean, I was having fun. I was having fun, man. Thanksgiving is our time to let loose. We did another annual D4 Thanksgiving last night and the house was full. We had probably like what? How many people do you think were there? Oh, gosh. I feel like it comes in like waves of

So like throughout the night, I would say like 50 to 60 people. At one point it got real full. Yeah. At one point you couldn't even move around, but then like people come and go. Like you kind of have like the elders in the beginning and like the day kind of the night progresses. When the party starts. When Dolph came out, it was like...

yeah yeah when yeah as soon as the rap started bailey broke out the rap way early she did the kinder lamar yeah yeah i mean i was like that's my girl you know i was like go baby go killing it no she was really good she's baby roll she's little baby roll she can wrap her ass off yes absolutely the gorilla was my favorite yeah she can rap but yeah i know i love doing the d4d

family Thanksgiving because it's really been a tradition that we started and Bailey looks forward to it every year. There's so many times she came up to me last night and she was like, mom, I love Thanksgiving here. Like she went to Thanksgiving at her other family's houses and she was texting me. I can't wait to come and do our Thanksgiving, you know? So I, I even told Jay because you know, Jay had to perform at the Dallas Cowboys game. Um, so we had to push it back this year and we were contemplating not doing it.

And I just looked at him and I was like, baby, I love you. You got to go do your thug fizzle. But Thanksgiving is so important to Bailey. And I want to make sure that we, you know, keep this tradition going just for her. Because, I mean, we've only got her for like what one more Thanksgiving and then she's going to be in fucking college. Oh, my God. Don't make me cry. It's crazy.

You guys are like the Heidi Klum of Thanksgiving. Yeah, I love it. Without the red carpet. Yeah, it's like an honor to be invited to this Thanksgiving. It gets bigger each year, too. People-wise, too. Yeah. Yeah, the names just keep getting crazier and crazier. Yeah, I love it. But you know what's so fun is nobody took out their phone last night to do a TikTok. Not one person tried to like...

Take advantage of the moment. Nobody's self-eated up. Like everybody just had fun. I still haven't even posted about Thanksgiving. And that's so unlike us, you know, like, I don't know. I just think we just are starting. We lived in the moment last night. We did live in the moment. And I think what's happening also is that we're starting to cherish our private moments because, you know, we're,

We don't get a lot of them because we share so much of ourselves with everybody that it's like when we do get those private moments, it's just like, oh, this is this is beautiful. This is what family and friends is all about. So, yeah, most definitely there. There are like a few videos out there, but like the night was like so consisted of us just laughing. Yeah.

I really forgot to record a lot because I was just so in it. Well, you started drinking tequila shots at fucking 4 p.m. I had to. She made the cutest pumpkin pie jello shot. She goes, it's like pumpkin pie, but with tequila. Oh, wait. Hold on. Hold on. I got something for you. Hold on. Oh, I know what's about to be pulled up. You don't know what's about to be pulled up. You don't. Yes, I do. Okay. Are you willing to make... The video at Losers?

No. Are you willing to make a wager on it? I don't feel like she is now. How much do you want to bet real quick since you know what I'm about to pull up? $50. Let's bet one month's salary. Okay, no. All right, ready?

So many pumpkin pies. Pumpkin pies with tequila. Yeah. Oh, I thought you were going to pull up the other video. Oh, we can. I mean, we can talk about it. Let's talk about it. So Bridgestone was Papa Bear's last show and it was phenomenal. There was Snoop Dogg, Post Malone, Morgan Wallen, Ernest,

Kelsey Ballerini was there. John B. Who? John B. Bring it home, John B. I love them. I think Kelsey Ballerini and her dude Chase are so freaking cute. They are genuinely in love. Like genuinely. They can't take their eyes off of each other. He's obsessed with her. I love it. It is the cutest thing I've ever seen. And

Every time he even moves around the room, her eyes follow him. And I, it's like, I get kind of like sad because I remember how that's how Jay and I used to be, you know, Jay and I have been together almost a decade. So, you know, the honeymoon's been over, but it's like, you can see that they're still in their honeymoon stage and it's just like the cutest thing ever. So I really, I really love them together. And they're two of the just most wholesome people. Yeah. Most of Skylar Gray was there too. Skylar Gray. Like she sounded so good. Sounded so good.

What a phenomenal woman though. Like she's so powerful and just her presence and she's so sweet. Yes. And her dude, her dude too. Cool. Just like everybody is just fucking Keith Urban was there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Him and his freaking highlights just blowing in the freaking lights on the stage. His hair is like just waves of,

gold spun thread like it's just like they just literally it's like you know he looks like he has uh that christmas tinsel in his hair yeah those highlights we highlighting yeah yeah no we love fucking keith i love him the boys it was really funny because i got this on video they wouldn't leave his side so jack and casey were just like right there shredding next to him they wouldn't leave the entire song the boys

stayed right next to Keith. Like normally they walk around the stage and they show off, but literally they were just like looking over at Keith. And it was the cutest thing because the boys don't ever really fan out. They don't fan boy out. But as soon as Keith Urban hit that stage, they just wanted to pick guitars with Keith Urban. Can we talk about Cody-

Crip walking? Yeah, up on the stage. What? How did I miss that? Well, let's just talk about the dog father was in the house, baby. Yeah. I literally have never been nervous to meet another celebrity in my life besides Dolly. And I freaking meet Snoop, motherfucking DOG, dude. Are you kidding me? All in the same week? Yeah.

and the sweetest thing the sweetest man like he for real is unc dude dude he was so genuinely nice so his whole team his whole team shout out to his whole team they're just so sweet i was so nervous because we got we got it on video and it's the cutest clip but i'm like asking snoop dogg i'm like we're taking a picture together and i'm like you know if you want to do a tiktok it'd be even cooler he's like i'm following you i was like oh i was like

so excited and but i was so nervous that i couldn't like my mind went blank i'm like what song do i do with a fucking snoop dogg that i know you know and i mean i know all his old shit so of course and so his um creative i don't know if it's like his creative director his videographer i forget his name it was like sack right sack i believe was his name came up to me and i was gonna do lotty dotty and i was like no i need something with more um so he starts naming off songs and he's like no

nothing but a G thing. I was like, Oh my God, I love you. Cause I'm like, we all forget that. Yeah. Just went blank. Literally. I'm like shaking. And the sweetest thing that he did was Snoop gave Jay and I these matching rings. Um, and there are crowns like gold crowns with, I think like diamonds in it. And he gave one to Jay and he said, I have one for your lady too. And gave me one too. So the whole night, Jay wore it on stage at the, um, Dallas cowboy, um,

halftime show he wears it on his ring finger it's the cutest thing I'm like I couldn't get you to wear a wedding ring but Snoop Dogg will get you to wear a wedding ring I'm fine with that and I mean I'm just kidding when I say that we don't wear I wear my wedding ring because it's a diamond and I love shiny things but I've never required my husband to wear a wedding ring I'm not one of those women I you're mine I love you we got this but I just thought it was so cute that he wore the Snoop Dogg thing but yeah Snoop came out on the stage

The crowd went insane. Lost it. Insane. And for me, this was a full circle moment because I'm from the West Coast. So to have the West Coast brought to Nashville, I was just like, bro. World's colliding. No, world's colliding. He was out there for like 10 minutes too. Yeah. Yeah. No, he was out there. He did a whole bunch of songs and I was right next to him throwing up the West Side. I went to front of house

I never go. Well, I didn't go to front of house, but I went out into the crowd. What is that area right there? Yeah. A little side stage and like was just jamming out. Even Jay pointed at me. It was like, I can't believe you're out here. You know, like it was so funny. We just had so much fun. It was a moment. It was iconic. It was probably one of those things I'll never forget, you know, because it was just so awesome. But Cody comes out behind them while Jay and Snoop Dogg are performing and just starts crib walking. Yeah.

And someone got it on TikTok and posted it. Can we pull it up? I need to see this. Let's pull it up. Oh, you haven't seen it? I have not seen it. They said, who knew pork chop was heavily seasoned? Stop. It was so funny, dude. And he crushed it, too. My butthole was clenched when I first started watching. I was like, oh, God, please, Cody, don't fuck this up. And he fucking went off.

No, that's not it. Let me send it to you because it is. I was very surprised. I was like, OK, Cody. Yeah, no, he he did good. I didn't know he had rhythm like that. But I guess to be a drummer, you have to have rhythm, right? Yeah, I guess we should ask Brooke, his girlfriend. It's like it's got to have rhythm.

Never thought to ask him that after the breadstick comment. Oh, oh, we're just bringing up the breadstick, aren't we? We still have never gone to Olive Garden, by the way. I know, because all you guys do is work me to the bone and I have to look good on camera. Should we just cater it tomorrow? Yeah, I'm fine with that. I think I could shake off a little Olive Garden by the fourth. I got the from the 30th to the fourth. So we're good. Yeah, I'll be good.

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But, yeah, speaking of weight loss, let's talk about these fucking headlines that I don't even know where they came from. And listen, I am just I tell you guys this all the time. I am so thankful that the media is so cool to us and they are always so nice to us. Radar Online did a crazy headline where they said, like, Jay and I have a price on our heads or something like that because of the Wade Wilson situation. Yeah.

Complete freaking lie. That's not true. And I don't know where they got that from. Yeah, that was weird. But other than that, we've had nothing but, you know, really positive things. And this one isn't bad. And of course, they're using my own words, but it's in a different timeline. And I posted some pictures. I was wearing this cute little Ed Hardy dress and.

you know, posted some pictures in the video with Snoop. I got the TikTok with Snoop and I posted that and they're like, Bunny XO's weight loss is due to her micro dosing trizepatide. And I'm just like, one, I took one shot of trizepatide in September of September 29th, right? 29th or 26th. I,

I have not taken another shot since then because it made me so fucking sick and no shade to anybody who takes it. You guys take it and it works out amazing for you guys. I'm so jealous that it works out amazing for you guys. She does. You didn't even take that much though either to like be dramatic. No. I took seven units. Stop.

But I'm still 157 pounds. Like, I haven't lost any weight. I'm just solid. I work out four times a week. I do weightlifting and boxing. But I've changed my diet. Dramatically. Dramatically. So I was doing super high carbs, high protein, low fat. And I think with my age, my body is just not processing that high carb anymore. And this is just for me, guys. This is not for anybody else. So do not try to follow in my footsteps.

Um, and I switched it to low carb, high fat, high protein, and it's made a world of difference in my life, dude. Yeah. Yeah. It's been amazing. And I think maybe that's why I don't look as bloated and like swollen. Maybe even though you're the same weight, your body shape is changing. Cause I said that the other day, like your waist.

look so small right now. I said your face looks super skinny the other day when I walked in. I was like, damn. I think it's like body, well, the Botox kicked in too, but I also think it's just body composition from not holding all that water from all the carbs that I was eating. Yeah, like all that inflammation is going away and it's noticeable, but you were definitely not taking any type

Yeah, but there's no I wish you listen, guys. I wish I could report back and tell you there's been a dramatic weight loss. And to me, dramatic weight loss would be like going from 157 to 152 or 153. That's where I want to sit at. My high school weight was 145. Like, I'm a thick bitch. I am a big back bitch and I am proud of it. You know what I'm saying? No, I am in my own way. Like, if I want to identify as a big back bitch, let me please.

Or at least I, you know, let me have that moment. But no, and I'm just not a tiny girl. I never have been. You don't have a petite stature. Exactly. Like, you know, Krista is a petite stature. She's tiny, tiny. Yeah. And I just don't want anybody to read those articles and try to. Yes.

have unrealistic expectations of themselves because that's not fair to you guys and you guys know i will always keep it 100 with you did you find the video all right let's go let's here's pork chop the heavily seasoned pork chop stop ah stop he did so good it won't go it's okay it's even better with no music yeah i love it it's like the squeaky shoes yeah oh my gosh if they don't put that to the squeaky shoes

Stop. And not know you can do this. I'm so proud of him. I know me too. I told you my butthole was puckered at first. I was like, Oh God. Oh God, Cody. Don't mess this up. Cody did good. Great. No, I'm so proud of him.

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and it disappeared, and when he came home, I had him look through his backpack, and he's like, it's not there. So I have another one somewhere around the house. Oh, it really is just missing. It's just missing. I don't know where it went. I might have accidentally thrown it away. I have no idea. Counter-Nazi. Yeah, counter-Nazi got it. Yeah, yeah.

I don't know. But yeah, I for two days I was literally just like depressed. Yeah. It's like my little my little C3PO, my little R2D2. I just love this. It's the bunny vape. I swear. But you just literally just you breathe in for 10 seconds. You hold it. No. Yeah. You breathe in for 10 seconds. Hold it for 10 seconds. Breathe out. And it reads your breath. And it's cool because it's like on that scale.

I'll know before I go weigh whether I lost weight that day by what number I blow. It's crazy. If I'm at a three or four, I don't really do fours and fives very often, but if I'm in that three to four range, I won't have lost anything. If I'm in the one to two range, I've lost a pound. Yeah. It's crazy. I know. Like I'll know it before I step on that scale. I can feel when my body's in fat burn. Really? I'll know I'm in fat burn before I blow. Like right now, if I were to blow, I bet you I'm in fat burn because I can feel it. Give me more blow. Give it a blow? Yeah. All right, all right.

Give it a blowjob. It goes by this app right here that I would love to give blowjobs. All right, hold on. It goes by this app right here. So you just literally log on. You hit measure. So I'm going to say before eating because I'm going to eat dinner after this. And then you turn it on. It's all Bluetooth. Sorry, Chachi's snoring right here. So it's warming up. My little baby's warming up. You get really like attached. Hold on. I'm going to tell you guys what I want also. The lumen's warming up still. Okay.

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I'm in carb burn right now. Well, I just ate a fucking chicken nugget, which is why. So yeah, I'm in carb burn right now, but normally I can feel when I'm in fat burn. But yeah, the thing is fucking fascinating. So right now my body's burning carbs, which means I'm actually ready. I need to work out is pretty much what it's telling me. So yeah, I'm obsessed with it. What were you going to say? You said, I'll tell you in just a second. Oh, speaking about like being attached to like these robotic devices. I want a Tesla robot.

I want two. I want to name them Sid and Nancy or Cheech and Chong. I want two. Have you seen them? They play guitars. They play music and stuff. You haven't seen it? I have not seen any of these. I've seen the one on Kai's. Hold on. Jaime, I'm going to send this to you.

Have you seen the one where Kai had Chris Brown on his live stream and the robot goes to open the door and it didn't open it and it just fell over and was just laying there? That's the funniest thing I've ever seen. I guess I'm not in the tax bracket of having Tesla robots on my For You page.

bro they have no idea really i know that they exist but i didn't know that like people already had them and stuff i want one so bad hold on i'm trying to do with it i would have it fold clothes it would be my best friend what are you talking about i'll think of things for it to do i don't care packs or suitcases all right hold on just don't get one to do makeup or something hold on imagine

Imagine there was someone that could do a full beat. They do everything. They can do anything for you. Like they're, they're just there to terrifying. No, not terrifying. All right. Jaime, you should have it now. Take a gander. Not message request. Do not follow. Do not follow. I definitely do. Why was she not? Wait, no, no, no. Let's go ahead and look to see if you follow. Hold up. Hold on. Hold on. Oh, okay. Oh, I need to follow you back. Jaime. Okay. All right. Sorry. Sorry.

I wasn't sure if you were gonna stay on for long. Now we love you. Now I'll follow you back. What the heck? What? Look how cool they are. That's terrifying. That is scary. I need two because I want to start a band. You're like my uncles. I want to. Can you guys come over and I'm just chilling with these two on the couch just hanging out? I approve. Aren't they awesome? Wow. Yeah. Great, right?

I want one so bad. So I looked them up and they're about 20 to 30 grand a piece and they can be ordered for the love of God. They can be ordered 2026. What? How does everyone else already have them then? I'm sure Elon just rolled them out so that celebrities could start using them and seeing if there's any like kinks and stuff like that. You know, I don't think I want Tessa seen inside my house. Yeah. Well, that was dramatic. Why?

What FBI agent's gonna be sitting back there through my robot? First of all, they're already seeing in your house. I know, but then they can do things. Yeah, I was like, now they can go and lock my door. You have an iPhone. You have a freaking... Yeah, but my iPhone can't go and walk around. Yeah, walk around my house. You can power them down.

I'll try them out first and then you guys figure it out. Let me just save my 20 grand. I'm good. I'll just keep my pocket change of 20K. I'm telling you, man, I'm going to have two of those fucking robots, dude. I don't doubt that. That's the crazy. I'm like, yeah, no, you are. It's happening for sure. It's really happening. So we went to the after party after the Bridgestone. That was fun.

Haley met a boy there. Well, she knew this boy. Yeah. And yeah, let's go on that journey. Oh, it was a. And then this is a major ick. OK, like, let's really talk about it. Damn it. This is the seal is broken on this.

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Show them my OCD fucking problems that I have. Listen, I've... Don't cut this out, Jason. I've gotten really good with my OCD, though. You definitely took a bite of a gum that was not sealed the other day. I did. Well, she made me bite it first. Yeah. If we're going down, we're going down together. Always. We all take sips of the same water just in case...

Bites of the same gum just in case. Back in the old days, and I'm not calling myself a king or a queen, but back in the old days, kings or queens had people designated at their table to eat food and drink the same food first to make sure it wasn't poisoned. Well, that's us. Thank you. Look, he brought... Okay, this one's good. That one's good. So I just have this weird thing where if the seal is cracked on my water, I don't want to drink it because it freaks me out.

Even coming from an unopened box. Yeah. You don't know who it was. Listen, there's people fucking butterball turkeys. All right. Imagine what they would do to fucking water. Can we talk about that? Bro. Jason did not believe me. You haven't seen it? No. Oh, God. Jaime. Google the butterball turkey controversy. So it's going viral. PETA released this video of...

a factory worker fucking a butterball turkey alive i don't know i don't think so i don't think you could fuck it alive i had the same question too i think it was passed away but no i think it was an employee of butterball fucking the turkey yeah this is why i don't eat turkey thank god yeah i don't eat turkey anymore either but bro i'm definitely not now okay you're gorgeous okay

workers sexually abusing turkeys before slaughter oh okay no that that's oh i don't want to see that that was rough what is that okay let's just it's butterball turkey controversy that was it it says pita investigators accused no there's a clip butterball powering down you can see it yeah just doing it like getting a turkey dude it's bad it's bad hip thrusts

Yeah. No, it's that's why they're boycotting butter balls. I can't believe you guys haven't seen this. Yeah. Pages. Oh, really? You want to talk about pages? Yours is watching turkeys getting stuff. Hold on. Hold on. I got you. Oh, butter ball turkeys. Here we go. Bragged about their abuse. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. Yeah, they bragged about it. Hold on. Here it is. I got you right here, Jaime. Ew. And make sure you turn this up. Yeah, I know this one's rough. Oh, this one's blurred out. They blurred out the dude humping it. Hold on. I wonder if they're taking it off TikTok because you can see what it is, you know? You could see the penis going. Well, no, but you can see the dude just pounding away. One guy humped a shackled turkey one day and another. What? What?

imagine oh here's one too imagine that was your husband and you watched that video and saw him do that just him plowing a turkey like how do you even sit down and have that conversation i would just leave and be like we don't there's nothing to talk about there's nothing i could say to you that would make anything can't come back from that yeah that would make anything okay immediate divorce god did you see it could you imagine sucking him off and be like i don't want to yeah i

I say that one turn that turkey turn that one up that bought that bottom one. Yeah one guy humped a shackled turkey one day and another time another worker was putting his fingers in a turkey's cloaca which is basically her while the line was stopped there he is plowing it some workers even bragged about their abuse when people go to the grocery store and they see butterball or other turkeys all wrapped up in plastic

They just don't know what happens to the birds before they end up in the meat case. I mean, how could they? These dark plants are kept away from main roads and certainly not shown on TV. I went into this butterball house of horrors to show people what the company never will. If even one person sees this video and stops eating birds, it'll be worth it. Well, that got me. No more birds for me. No, it was bad, man.

I just couldn't. I can't. What FYP do you have that the butter balls didn't show up? Yeah. My whole Thanksgiving. I have like weird people singing or just sticking their tongues out. Very weird.

weird oh the guy that yes yeah yeah i get what yeah you know my for you yeah it's a good one your for you page on instagram is way different than your for you page on tiktok though my instagram is but i've really gotten over i think i've earned that fyp i think i've traumatized myself because like tiktok's not entertaining to me anymore i catch myself in reels so much more because they're so unfiltered and just

Like, I feel so bad for our group chats where I send, like, the really horrific deaths. No, I can't. I don't want to talk about it. So anyways, back to this after party. Oh. How do we go from a turkey meat fuck to this? Because you didn't get stuff. No, I didn't get stuff. I had to sit there and listen to music. Okay, but tell them what happened. Like, you met... He's super cute. Yeah. This dude's super cute. I have a crush on him. I think he's cute. And...

I just was like, yo, where are you at? He said, my house. Come over. Send me his address. Go over there. She's thinking it's turkey time. Yeah. Gobble, gobble. I thought I was about to be that turkey. No. What did he do? We talked about life, and he played his music, which is not bad. It's not bad, but that's not what I wanted to be doing. Until 6 o'clock in the morning. Yeah, then I was like, I'm going to go home now. You know what it kind of was? The Warren Treaty.

Yeah. At least it wasn't a Jesus documentary though. Like that. Yeah. You just sat there ready to fuck. Like that's so it like guys, we don't want a full on concert cause I've dated nothing but musicians. So I know how that feels. And when you're like drunk and like in party mode, the last thing you want to do is sober real quick. Yeah. Yeah.

The last thing you want to do is go to a guy's house and listen to his music for fucking three hours. It's like, okay, can you at least fuck me while the music is playing? Yeah, or send it to me to listen to on the way home. Yeah. All right. Or just play it while we're hunting. Send me a care package. Some men like to hear their music while they're banging. Okay, that was my next question. Have you ever had sex to somebody's own music? Yes. My...

I don't even want to say his name, but you guys know fucking, I don't even want to call him an ex anymore because he doesn't deserve that title. But yes, he, he would get mad if I listened to like the Zach, Brian and Brianna chicken fry. I can relate to that so much because he would hate if I listened to any other music, but his, that's so strange. Yeah.

It's so strange. It's just a weird thing that some guys do. A lot of artists are like that. Like it's a...

In order to be an artist, you have to be a tortured soul in some way. Yeah, you have to be a little fucked up. And people don't realize that being with a musician is not an easy feat. And I'm not speaking from my relationship. I'm speaking in general and from past relationships because I've dated other musicians. It's not easy to be with an artist. They're very up

up and down. They are very, I don't, you know, I don't want to use, I don't, what are they? Unpredictable. Unpredictable. Yeah. And sometimes borderline emotionally and verbally and sometimes physically abusive, you know? And I'm not saying like you deserve it because you, you signed up for that. Cause you don't at all. I'm just saying that musicians are definitely a different breed. And in order to be with one, you, it's a lot and you've got to be a strong person yourself, you know? Well, I'm not. No,

and i show it in my face i show everything in my face i'm just like yeah i'm surprised you sat there that long i am too how long did you sit like what time did you get there if you left at six i probably was there like an hour i left the bar at two what time did you guys after three so you were there for about three hours yeah oh no two it was about two hours

Two hours worth of music? Was he performing for you too? No, he didn't. Okay, thank God. I couldn't have held it in. I would have rathered. I would rather you up jumping around performing for me than just sitting there in silence listening to music. That's what I did and I was just like...

No. No. I could know. Perform for me, motherfucker. I was sitting there with my tits out, too. Not all the way out, but like... Your tits were tittying that night. Yeah, you had some little... So I'm just sitting there with my eyes down here. Yeah. Why didn't you just start getting naked? I would have just made the first move. Start stripping to his music? Yeah. Literally, just fucking... Because it wasn't the vibe? Oh. It wasn't the song you stripped to? What kind of music was it? It's like it's going into country.

And then he also, yeah. No one strips to country. They can't. I mean, I think I might have a time or two. You would. You can do it. I mean, I can. The Judds is sexy to get down to. I get that. I'm telling you. I get that. It's a great vibe. Mm-hmm.

I wouldn't have been able to do it. Could you imagine stripping a Dirt Road anthem? I sang Dirt Road anthem last night. Dirt Road, I laid back. Well, how about the Creed, though? Insert video, Jason. What I just heard. What I just heard. The news. It seems my life is going to change. I close my eyes. The tears of joy. The news today.

chelsea does that so good so good so good that's great that's great we love shout out trailer trash jammy we love you the nickelback the nickelback was the star of the night yeah chad kroger was the star of the night daddy for the win always your shirt was she goes i don't know who that is and we thought it was a joke who said that nikki yeah nip what's her name makeup what's her name nick lipstick nick yeah yeah she was like i don't

I don't know that person. I said Chad Kroger. She goes...

said nickelback and she's like i've heard of them i was like oh my goodness chad chad else thought it was nicholas cage chad turden yeah michael turden chad michael turden is a god or as a cash that's funny oh it's meant to be it was i love it i named him after him it was such a good time last night oh it was it was a very good night yeah thanksgiving is always good memories my husband went to sleep because

I know. Well, he got up at 8 o'clock in the morning and then had to go and do a halftime show. The poor man. And just got off a worldwide tour. Yeah. Not worldwide. Nationwide. Is that right? Nationwide. Nationwide tour. I know you're sad. Listen, don't give me the cue to sing something because I will. I love that Jaime is over there nodding his head.

Jaime goes, yeah. Jaime has headphones on. That's a good jingle. That's one of my favorite jingles. That was good. Yeah.

That was so funny. You should have seen him when you were doing the Snoop impression. He was up there throwing up signs. I was like, damn, I make. I love Snoop so much. Oh my God. We forgot to talk about it though. Jay and Snoop have a song coming out. They do. I got to hear it for the first time with both of them rapping it to me and it was fucking phenomenal. It is so good. So, so good. And then they debuted it at the Bridgestone. They did debut it. That's why we're allowed to talk about it. Yep. So cool.

So, so good. So good. So Tom Petty was quoted one time saying the only way that song would ever make a comeback was if Snoop Dogg redid it and Dr. Dre...

Was the one who? What is it called? Mastered it? Produced it. Yeah, remixed it or something. Yeah, and that's exactly what ended up happening. And Jay had the honor of being part of it. Yeah, Jay actually flew to LA a couple months ago and got to get in the studio with Dr. Dre and Snoop at the same time and make the song. So, I mean, like, talk about just, like, dreams coming true. So cool. The song is very, very good. I love that. I love it. I love it, too. So...

Let's talk about what everybody wants to hear about. The Dolly interview. The fact that we hung out with Dolly and Snoop in the same week. Bro. Bro. Like, what is life? What? What is life? It is crazy. Dolly is the sweetest little cupcake that I have ever met. It was... Sweetest little dirty cupcake.

Yeah, no, no. She's actually got a... She reminds me a lot of my personality. We both have that smart-ass kind of like dirty mentality. I don't know if I can use the dirty and dolly in the same sentence because that's not... Spicy. Spicy. Yes, she is spicy. She's so spicy. She's so spicy and so cute. And she is sharp as a damn tack. Yes. That woman is almost 80 years old and she is a powerhouse. She walks in...

stilettos wears the cutest little cat suits she has the tiniest little feet i've ever seen really her feet have got to be like a size four size four size five like she's got the tiniest little little just she her little her waist was wasting i mean what waste she had none it was like crazy it

It's like so tight. It's like my left leg. Yeah. No. It's my thigh. She's just the cutest little package wrapped in blonde hairs. Like she's just so sweet and I was shook. I'm talking like the entire morning I had to do box breathing and I was just so

nervous and I don't know if I was just because I was like inside my head but I was just like oh my god you know like this is everything I've ever wanted since I've started this podcast and you know naming the podcast after Dolly Dolly's first radio hit was

You know, it was an oxymoron all in itself and it just was a perfect, you know, storm. And this was such a full circle moment and sitting down with her. I never read off cue cards ever, but it's like when you're so nervous, your mind goes blank. So I literally had a stack of cue cards with my whole interview on it that Mimi had made me and I.

In the beginning, you can sense how nervous I am. I don't think I've ever seen you that nervous. Never seen you that nervous. No. Ever. Like I'm a very relaxed interviewer. You know, like I love everybody who sits on my couch, but to be in her shoes,

studio. Let's talk about that too. So like Dolly is such a G you go to Dolly. Yes. And I think that is so beautiful. Yes. You literally go to her. So it was really amazing. I got to give the flowers were flowers to do because her team was

The team is on it. Amazing. Everyone in it was so welcoming, accommodating. They forced Jamie to get breakfast at an omelet bar. They were like, get the omelet. But we went to their space and they really were like, what can we do to help you elevate this and make this happen?

how you want it to portray dumb blonde they requested your dumb blonde sign yeah which i thought was cute they requested your microphones like i absolutely love that but like dolly talked on one of those microphones yeah uh no it's the silver your og one oh yeah they chose your og yeah dumb blonde one so no it was so funny i walked in because i didn't know all my microphones were going to be there and i was like oh my god i love her microphone and then i was like oh it's mine

Yeah, I was like, oh my God. But yeah, it was, you guys are going to be pleasantly surprised. So with this podcast, you know, Dolly had, she's a workhorse like I am. And before she had done the podcast, she had already done three other things. The podcast was the last of her things of the day. And we got allotted 45 minutes with her. And.

Her and I just started talking and like she had some of the most incredible answers. And like, you know, when Dolly speaks, you don't cut her off. So I didn't get to finish the entire interview. But Dolly had so much fun that they're bringing me back for a part two in February. So 2025 to sit down and finish the interview with her and just talk.

hopefully this can unfold into something else. She even said she wanted to do a Christmas song with me. I don't know if she meant that or not. I'm just going to put it in the air because I think that would be freaking amazing. Iconic. Yeah. Iconic, but I'm just so happy that it happened and shout out to Danny Nazel, her management, her, um,

um publicist is Marcel Ali all is Ali heard like day-to-day manager yeah yeah I'll love Ali love all yeah Jen Vessio for putting this all together our publicist and you know just making this happen it was incredible and I can't I'm just so grateful and so thankful we are too it's unreal book

Yeah. We got her cookbooks. We got her cookbook. We got a bottle of her wine. We got her freaking perfume. Makeup. We got her makeup. Yeah. Like we smell like Dolly now. Yeah. We all walk around. We all walked in smelling like her. Yeah. Yeah.

We like coated ourselves and walked in there. Yeah. Smoky mountain musk. Isn't that what it's called? Or smoky, I forget like gold. Smoky mountain gold. Yes. That's what it's called. So good. So good. But yeah, it was just an amazing moment, which hopefully, you know, led to, you know, some other incredible moments that are going to be happening in 2025. So yeah.

I'm just so thankful and so blessed for all of it. That's coming out next week. Yep. That'll be coming out next week. So you guys can look forward to that. And yeah, is there anything else? What are we doing tomorrow?

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Learn more at klaviyo.com slash BFCM. Oh, Lord, are we talking about it again? Well, no, we're just going to go into detail because it's going to drop close to each other. So the Come Here Cowboy dropped last week and you guys have been loving it on TikTok. And I haven't really announced it on Instagram or any other platforms that it's came out. I'm waiting for the video.

But yeah, like we're going to finally shoot the video tomorrow and it'll be out December 3rd. So excited. You guys, I'm so excited for this video. Yeah, it's going to be fun. It's going to be really fun. The amount of people in this. We keep pivoting because like, it'll be like, oh, I invited this person. And I'm like, okay, hold on. Let me like go back into the treatment and rework this. And then, oh wait, no, we invited this person. And like, oh, it's going to be a great video. The amount of like cameos we have and just like what we're going to be like doing is

is so fucking funny. And I love that every year we keep it comedic. Yeah. We'll never take ourselves serious when it comes to these. We aren't serious people.

No, we're not. And I want you guys to know, like, there's a bunch of people in the comments who are like, is she trying to sing now? Like, no, I do one song a year and that's it. And I literally make fun of myself. I can't sing. I don't have a singing voice. I know how to be sexy. There's a difference. I'm not over here like fucking Alanis Morissette just bickering.

belt notes out or Beyonce, you know, like I can one even tone. I'm good. And if I stay there, I'm good. I know how to talk sexy. I can turn it on at any time, you know? So it's like, I just turned that into a song. So it is so great. This, this matched your vibe this year for sure. Everyone really, it's a banger, bro. It is a banger. Did you guys see the video of my brother singing it?

My husband. Oh, God. Show it. Put it up. Give it to Jaime. My husband comes in all the time singing fucking Come Here Cowboy. And he's like, I listened to it about six or seven times. I was like, get out of here. It's so good. No, like, it's so sweet that he even like, you know, bumps the Christmas song. We're watching all of the TikToks people are making with it also. And like, Brooke did a Get Ready With Me. It was so cute and used the song. I absolutely love that. Brooke did? Brooke. Oh, I haven't seen it.

haven't seen it somebody send it to me so i can repost it brooke did a little get ready with me to it and like those are my favorite i love when girls do get ready with me to music and like it fits so perfectly and brooke has that like aesthetic too i think it's super cute she's so cute jaime's girlfriend is so beautiful yeah yeah she is hot yeah i'd like to see her naked yeah wait does she have an only fan yeah can we put the tits on the screen finally yeah

Yeah, let's bring up a picture of Jaime's girlfriend. We always talk about her, but we never show her. Bring up the Camaro cowboy. Yeah, because I haven't got to see it. Send it to my TikTok too so I can save it. Look how pretty his girlfriend is. Look how pretty she is. It's the first one. Look at that hair. Look at the hair. It's hair-y-na.

She's so pretty. She has Sabrina Carpenter. Oh, she does. She's got that like blondish, vintage-y vibe. I love that. Send it to me, Jaime. Send it to me, Rachel. Love. That's so cute. Yeah, I love the little get readies with me.

And I feel like this is the first year we have a song that is very get ready with me worthy. Yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure. I love it. I can do one tomorrow, actually, for TikTok. That would be great. Yeah. For the video. I've loved in the past, though, with the Dirty Christmas song, like the really dirty ones, they would do husband reactions. Yeah. And like make them listen to it for the first time. Yeah. I love that. Yeah.

Sorry, guys. Cut that. Leave it. I like it. But talking about Come Here Cowboy, we came out with merch. We have Come Here Cowboy merch, babies. Guess what?

cyber monday sale we are selling all the merch that you guys wanted that were on that was on tour only what's left over so you guys we are not reproducing this nope our patreon only our patreon gets it first so if they sell it out you're screwed up schitt's creek without a paddle but if there's some left over we'll cycle it over into cyber monday because it's going to drop on patreon on sunday because they always get first dibs

But we also have hoodies that say come here, cowboy. And what else do we have? And hats. And hats. But also we are giving not only early access to all of our Patreons, we are going to give them a promo code to thank them for being a Patreon. So if you guys want that and you don't want to pay full price, head over and become a Patreon and you'll get your promo code. Yeah, baby. We are so thankful for you guys, though. Anybody that...

your patron, our patron members and people who just buy merch and support us or anything like that. I love it. I love watching everyone where your merchant different settings. So it's like, yeah, you'll see it like up on stage. Yeah. I love when the background singers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or on Tik TOK. He's always wearing the bunny XO shirt. I love the random crew members backstage. And yeah. Can we talk about how my husband wore my logo?

on the Dallas Cowboys halftime show and it was the cutest thing. There's a clip of him where he like, it went viral, but there's a clip of him where he like tugs on his jacket and touches it. Stop. Really? That's adorable. Brayden's on nips. Yeah. Sausage, pepperoni, which one? Brayden's gonna hate me for this. He's going to hate me. Can we bleep out his nipples? Come here.

That's what I want the guys to do at the fucking video. He will. He will. All right. Jason bleep out his nipples so he doesn't get upset. Just put like a sensor bar across. I literally walked in to Brayden getting dressed for Thanksgiving yesterday and he's singing it. That's so funny. I was like, are you singing Bunny's song? He's like, yeah, it's catchy. I love that so much. Go ahead and airplay the other one. And then here's the clip of Jay.

Oh, he holds it. That was sweet. Him so cute. I love that. That's my sweet man. A little spicy jalapeno. Well, that was a good little catch up, guys. Dolly's going to be dropping next week. Cyber Monday. We've got merch for you guys. Gino. Look.

Gino! Oh my goodness, Chach. Look, it's you. It's you. Look, honey. Look. It's you. Look. It's you. Look, he doesn't know where to look. It's you. It's you, my love. Okay, tell everybody bye. Say bye-bye. Bye, guys. See you guys next week. Bye-bye. Bye.