Lil Wyte Part 2: Law of Attraction, Tiny Nipples, and Sex with Pop Rocks
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At the same time, I liked it because I've obviously seen what she looks like in little tight shorts and her tits all pushed up and makeup on at the bar when she's working, getting her tips. So to see her just come out of her house just natural. I think it wore Birkenstocks too. Yeah, Birkenstocks. I was like, oh my God. I went as plain James as it could go. He was like, you look hot. I did something very smart on the way there. I told Wendell.

When the back window was working for me, I said, all right, look, we're going to do something right quick. And this is going to tell the tale of this woman's a keeper or not. Is this thing on? All right, gentlemen, coming to main stage next. This is Bunny. Get up there. She's got a tornado of titties coming your way. Get those dollar bills ready. She's got an ass that shakes like Michael J. Fox. So get up there and throw, throw, throw them dollars. Dude, that is fucking iconic. He's like, what? I said, he's like, you want to run me home so you can go get her? I said, no.

If she can't understand that I got my homies around me 90% of the time, it's not going to work. I was like, so I asked her, I was like, Hey, look, uh, and we lived a mile apart. Yeah. Our houses were one mile away from each other and we never knew it. I could have sworn she was going to be living way out in Mississippi and I have drive hour and a half to go pick her up. Nope. Three minute drive. I was in her driveway. So I told window, I said, look, this is what we're going to do.

I'm gonna let her know that in order to take her out where I want to take her it makes no sense for me to drive way over here then drive back over here pick her up and then drive way over there so she is gonna ride with us to drop you off and that's gonna let me know if she's a rider and I was like do you mind if we drop my homie off first I was like just just being real she was like no it's fine it's just what you do like if he's your right-hand man he does security and shit drop his ass off first we'll go out and get dinner I was like I looked back at window I was like check

And now he knows I have like 19 brothers. Yeah. Like just from the hood and being Italian. Well, that was the worst part too because like the first couple of weeks, well, the first three months we were together, nobody knew. We didn't tell nobody. We kept it very secret. We got all of our skeletons out of each other's closets. What year did you guys get together? 2015. Okay. So a year before Jay and I. Yeah. And I just got it all out. You know, I basically went down my Rolodex of horrors.

Told her everything I've done. That's awesome though. There might be some chick claiming that there's a baby somewhere. I don't know. Yeah. We've had that happen too. Yeah. We have too. We thought when we did get like we didn't like hide from the public but we would kind of go to places that weren't really busy at that time. Yeah. That's just when you're

And when people like did see us, they'd be like white Nicole. Oh, that makes sense. That makes sense. Like, and then of course all of like the big security dudes from bill street, like all big brothered up and like, no, if you hurt her, we're going to kill you. I'm like, dude, chill out.

I'm a good guy. I just get fucked up and cuss y'all out because y'all think y'all are police officers. Yeah, because you're a little firecracker. Jay and I were the complete opposite. I literally just only wanted to bang him. And that was like after we had been talking for like a year because I had had a dude whenever I first met him. And so my intention was just to bang him and, you know, whatever. They didn't quit it? Yeah, didn't care. And he was like, no, what's your five-year plan? I was like, while we were in bed. While we were in bed. And I'm like...

Can I just have your penis before we talk about this? And he's like, well, I just want to know what you want to do in the next five years. And I was like, fuck. So I start thinking and I'm like, this is what I want to do. This is what I want to do. And he's like, OK, yeah. And then he still wouldn't fuck me. So I was like, I was I went out to the kitchen. I was so frustrated. I said, highlight your homie will not fuck me. I was like, what is wrong with him? He's like, he probably wants to be with you. And I was like, I went back in there. I was like, what are we doing? He's like, I don't know. You want to be together? I'm like, all right.

all right, sure, I guess. Fucking we fucked and then that fucking story just plays on, you know? It's just crazy. That's exactly how our relationship started. Complete opposite of you guys. You guys like really planned it out, took years to fucking get together. I mean, the way it sounds, my brother plans it out pretty well. I mean, I'm still together. But what's crazy

- Crazy as everything that we planned in that five years in that bed that night, we accomplished in five years. - That's awesome. - Crazy, right? - No, it's not. It's called the law of attraction is what it is. You put it out there in the atmosphere, you're gonna get what you want. - Yeah, for sure. - I will say when he asked me out, I pinky promised him one date. - One date. - And then, which he knows now I'm actually just goofy anyways. He's like, "So what's your phone number?" And I was like,

She's like, no, give me your phone. I'm calling my phone. You need to give me a fake number. She's like, no, I really. She's like, how many times do you call yourself? I was like, OK, you got a good point. I was like, yeah, but I give my number out a lot more than you do, too. So I'm sure that makes a difference as well. And then right before he left, he gave me a hug. And I still have a scar from where he kissed me and bit the shit out of my lip. You fucking animal.

He's like, I'm not going to say sorry either. I'm going to lift my mark. And then Mother Nature kind of made us put our plan into place. Because on our first date, nothing was going to happen. And then I was like, after three months, and when we finally broke down and did it, I was like, I'm so glad you're good in bed. He's like, why? And I was like, because I would have left you. You guys waited three months? Three months. What in the fucking... Longest three months of my entire life. What the fucking Pentecostal church is going on here? That's just crazy. Well, I just... And it was mostly me. Like, it really was. Because...

Do you have like weird fetishes, White? Oh, God. I knew these were coming. I'm a foot man. I'm like, yeah, I got some problems, man. Are you a foot man? Jelly's a foot man, too. He will not admit it, but he raps about fucking kissing feet and sucking toes all the time. I know. I was there when he recorded it. Yeah. I lick feet. What do you say? I eat pussy. I lick toes. Yeah. Yeah. The freaky girls. Yeah, for sure. The freaky girls, yes. For sure. What are your fetishes, White? Oh, God.

Because somebody, the only reason why I'm saying that, because I've been in the sex industry my whole life, and a man of your stature that actually went through the lengths of what you guys went through just shows me that there's a little bit of like dominance, which also means that there's also some sort of fetishes in there too. She's the dominant one. No, well, I mean, but I'm saying. This motherfucker is, she's wet right now. No, no, no.

I swear to God, right now, y'all can walk out the room, she'd be touching my dick. She'd be like, I can't wait till we get back to the hotel. I'm like, those cameras are still rolling, woman. I mean, you don't mind. I'm not gonna lie, I'm a fucking freak. I get bored driving and I just give them hand jobs when I'm driving across the country. She has sucked my dick driving the car before. She's literally been on the road that she knows really well and she's like, I'll call you.

I'm sitting like car, car, car, red light, red light, red light. She's like, I know where the car is. But you love it though, right? I fucking do. Well, okay. So what are some of your fetishes? Oh shit. Oh, we're all getting excited here. Yeah, I am getting excited. How much longer we got on this interview? Look, White hasn't sat up the whole time. He literally just sat up right now. I might need to take my pants off. I'm getting a little heated over here. I'm getting a little warm. Nicole, what are some of your fetishes?

besides sucking dick i love sucking dick i love it it's like my favorite like i was like waking him he like won't even be awake and hard yet and i just start sucking his dick and he's like babe i'm like i'm just trying to get my morning like motivation in just calm down just lay there my dick is still drunk woman it's not gonna work when you want it to not like that

Isn't that funny how like when you have somebody who's like willing to just suck your dick at any time. Oh, it's amazing. Yeah. It's beautiful. But at the same time, you're like, okay, woman, chill, you know, like Jesus. God damn. Yeah.

You just sucked it 20 minutes ago. Don't recharge like that. Let my balls recharge. I don't have Energizer bunny batteries in my balls. And I walk past him all the time and I'll just grab him and go like that and stuff. And he's like, I swear you're probably the only person that's touched my dick more than I have in my entire life. Yeah. Yeah, I believe that. And that includes actually going piss. And your little teenage off jerk off sex. Yeah, I'm dead serious. You've touched my penis more than me. What are some of your fetishes?

I like his toe fetish because I can suck it on my toe. Oh, so he really does have... No, I had him legs up in the air and I'll start sucking that toe. It's like she's... No, that actually feels great when you're getting banged. It feels like he's eating my pussy and fucking me at the same time. I'm like, yes! I didn't know this was a thing. She only does this if I just got a pedicure or just got out of the shower, but she loves sucking my dick and riding my big toe.

Oh, I do like doing that. Nice. I've actually done that before. It's pretty intense. No, I like that. That's hot. Do you like the pop rocks thing that we did? Oh, I just did pop rocks the other night. Sucking your dick with pop rocks? Oh, yeah. Then I put them in a pussy and I fucked it. Oh, you put them inside the pussy? Girl, you must have a fucking steel trap pussy. That shit doesn't throw your pH off? I haven't yet. What does it feel like when you're fucking with the pop rocks and the pussy? It was a little scratchy at first.

But then you start to... He was like fucking devil. It was like, well, I'll make sure I got it nice and, you know, lubed up and I put my fingers in there and spread it open just far enough. And you can literally hear a pussy going...

And I was like, this is the most amazing thing. That is awesome. I'm going to have to try. So I've done the pop rocks on the dick. Never in my pussy. Cause I'm always scared. My shit is like, if I sit the wrong way, I get a fucking, ever since she's had her fucking hysterectomy. That thing has just been an own point. Perfect. Ready to go. 24 seven. That's amazing. Cause normally that's, it's the opposite. Shit. I'm just fucking. He's excited. Yeah. Did we bring pop rocks?

You should probably find some. I'm sure we could. So we got a room upstairs. So while I have you guys in this... I love how she just casually did that. I mean, we got a room upstairs. But anyways, next question. So while I have you guys here and we're talking about this, I want to play a game with you guys. And it's called...

What is it called? Would you rather, but it's the dirty version. And so what it is is I'm going to ask you guys a question and then you guys are going to answer it both at the same time. And you guys just will, we'll go from there. Okay. No worries. Yeah. I'm a little hot and bothered. Okay.

You knew you weren't getting away with. I knew I wasn't. My thing is, Wyatt, I love you so much, but I feel like everybody knows about your music career. They don't ever get to see like the sexual side or like your relationship side, you know? And that's what I really want to, to,

The most they get to see of that is when I post shit about her. And even then, the fans are like, oh, he's such a... I think they finally figured out I'm not a gold digger. Oh, for the love of God. I still am. I make millions of dollars on my own, but I'm still a fucking gold digger. I think that people just hate seeing couples happy.

and it's like the first thing they have to say is oh well she's a gold digger they can't be happy he's a big guy he's too big to pull something like that no well no but you guys too you're not a big guy and it's like how do you know i mean we are friends outside of this okay don't worry about we'll be on patreon so i'm only called little white because i'm 5'8 and caucasian okay don't let other shit for you he's like a fucking human tripod it's

Just a kickstand. That's how he stands up while he's drinking on Xanax. Oh, Lord. All right. You ready?

Would you rather send a sex tape to all of your friends by mistake or make a sex tape with all of your friends? Hey, hey, hey, for sure. Accidentally. I'm like the only female in the crew. So it'd be like, yeah, be like, like 12 dudes. And what if it was being jelly? Would you guys want to make a sex tape with us? I would totally do it.

Nicole's face. Her eyes lit up. Oh my God. Like, yes, I would. As a matter of fact, babe, how long are we going to be in Nashville? Listen, they had two different... There's a room upstairs. I mean... They had two different reactions. Nicole smiled and Wyatt held his breath. I'm over here trying to cherry read. I was like, oh, wait a second. All right. So we'll just say... Pass! I gotcha. All right. Next question.

Hold on. I didn't understand that one. That one was a little weird. All right. Would you rather have a threesome with Miley Cyrus and Donald Trump? Oh, shit.

Or have a threesome with your mom and dad. Oh, God. Well, my dad's dead. My mom's got Alzheimer's. She wouldn't remember it. Fuck, that's terrible. Donald Trump's filthy rich and Miley Cyrus, I've always had a little thing for it. So I'd go with Donald Trump and Miley. Oh, what about you, Nicole? Yeah, same. Donald Trump and Miley. Can we turn the lights off? I don't have to know it's Donald Trump. I can put glow-in-the-dark makeup on Miley. Can we turn off half the lights? I can see Miley.

Yeah, can we turn half the lights on on Donald? Make Donald the... I mean, Kanye West got Donald Trump to pay musicians more, so I kind of feel like I owe him one, you know? I'm ready to suck him off real quick. I didn't say all that.

Might stick a thumb in his butt or something. That'd be about it. Might suck on his toes. No, God, no. Then again, there are probably some pre-manicured or pedicured toes. All right. Wait, does Melania involve too or is it just Donald? No, just Miley and Donald. God damn it, I got excited. Would you rather date a girl that used to be a guy or date a guy that used to be a girl? Oh. Can I tell a funny story?

reactions are so funny look so all right this is a true story it's a true story this was about two years before we got together i was at this bar fine ass puerto rican chick oh bar you gotta look at the house dead gordon nope everything was this was bad so she's buying me drinks and talking about she's a big fan and stuff she's like oh my god you have the prettiest blue eyes and blah blah blah i was like i'll break every little bathroom my homeboys that work there he's like

come here. Come here now to the bathroom. That's a good homie though because some homies won't tell. I was like, I'm going to the bathroom. He's like, that hot Puerto Rican you're fixing to take home? I was like, yeah. He's like, she's got a dick. I was like, bullshit. What would you do in that situation? Oh,

Oh my God, I can only see his reaction. Like if you would have actually taken... Well, let's just say I carry a gun and I probably would have shot myself. It was probably way worse. He said shot myself. I would have shot myself in the foot or something just to get out of the situation. He couldn't even stay calm with the tornado warnings going off the other night. He was flipping out. So I can only imagine his actual flip out if he like threw a chick on the bed and like flipped her skirt and was like... Oh my God.

And just like, bing bong, it's bing bong, fuck your life. Bing bong, fuck your life. And let me get this out there. I'm not homophobic by no means. My brother's gay. My daughter's a lesbian. But if a bitch drops her drawers and she's got a bigger dick than me, I'm kicking her in it. The way motherfuckers, who was it? Dave Chappelle. I'll kick her in the pussy.

I'm a kicker where there should be a pussy. I'm a kicker where there should be a pussy. That is so funny. All right. That's like entrapment. That should be illegal. Shit should be illegal. Yeah, I think people need to tell you if they've got a bing bong for sure. A bing bong. A bing bong. All right. Would you... That one's stupid. Hold on one second.

Oh my God. A lot of fucking incest, incestual questions in here. Are these from the fans? You'll never know. Or just your sick fucking mind. Would you, I think I know the answer to this one. Would you rather have great oral sex every week or have great sex once a month? Oh, oral sex. Once a month. Oh, that's like prison. That's like torture. Yeah. Yeah. We fucked five times this week. Aw, I love that. And it's Wednesday.

And the pop rocks were just Friday night. Listen, I'll never get over it. It was a little rocky at first. It was a little rocky at first, but you know, once they start dissolving and then, you know, if you go back down there now, it tastes like blueberry. Oh, I love it. He's like, all right, babe, we gotta, we gotta take a shower. It's a little sticky now. I was like, okay, I,

I could, oh, I was hitting it. I'm sitting there hitting it and I got some, my thighs started getting stuck to her thighs. It was like, I was like, this shit's getting real. A built in wax. Oh, but no, what's funny is the next morning I was taking a shit and I wiped my ass. It was a pop rock in my butt crack.

So I was like stuck in the hair. So look, so there's not much hair down there. It was just kind of like stuck to my butt cheek. Are we dealing with a forest down there? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's like a fucking skate park down there. Um, it's smooth. Um, fucking. So that night, I moisturize it after you say it. Before she fucking with the bed, um,

She was rolled over on her back, and I noticed that there was one red pop rock in the top crease of her butt crack, and I just left it there. So the next day, when she was in the shower, she goes...

I just felt a pop rock in my butt crack. I was like, two can play at this game. I found one too and didn't tell you nothing about it. Yeah, you're like, touche. But you planted it in my butt crack. I waxed a little kind of little peach fuzz thing off my bum hole. I mean, it got pretty crazy the other day. Listen, I'm going to go buy some pop rocks. Jelly's going to be like, what the fuck are we doing? We did pop rocks and butt plugs. Oh, and I was on mushrooms, so it was really intense. Oh.

Yeah. How do you fuck on mushrooms? I tried to get Jay to fuck me on mushrooms one time and he just was like, he did it. Well, this is how you got to do it. This is what you got to do. I can say this now since she's not working. You got to take the mushrooms, get in the shower, start going at it and let them kick in as you're, and then you become one. We played the floor is lava when we got out of the shower. She was like, don't move. I was like, what? She was like, the floor is lava.

So I started grabbing all these dirty towels and throwing them at her. I'm like jumping around the fucking bedroom. She's like, I love that we can just play. We didn't have no kids. No, I love that. That sounds like you guys have a really close relationship. Like you guys are best friends. And that's, those are the relationships. She's definitely my best friend for real. Those are the relationships that last forever. I've got best friends that have said, I ain't your best friend no more, Emma. Like, no, you're not. You don't do what she does to me. You don't. You gonna pour pot rocks in my dick? Yeah.

Exactly. You don't shove pop rocks up your pussy, son. Um,

Would you want to be a sex slave for a month or wear a chastity belt for a month? Which one? Both of us? Yeah. Sex slave. Sex slave. You wouldn't want to wear a chastity belt? Fuck no. My balls probably wouldn't even fit in a chastity belt. Do you know what a chastity belt is, though? Yeah. Like you can't have sex and she gets to keep the key and tell you when you can pull your dick out and stuff. She wouldn't be able to like it last. That would be insane. She'd put it on just to see what it looked like and I'd be unchained in 45 seconds. I feel like I was in prison when I had COVID for four days. And I'm like, babe, I just want your...

can you he's like googling can you get covid from eating pussy and i'm like babe it's totally i'll wear a mask i did do that how did that's crazy that nobody else in the house got covid or was it just our youngest son did oh okay gotcha so but i got i got the fucking rona and nobody jay didn't get it nobody in the house got it dude it was it's just crazy how that shit works right oh i mean no i i got it but i got it for like two days oh yeah but his was like after like it was no this is why i got it because i'm an idiot um

after not getting pussy for about a week, I got frustrated. I was negative, though. And then you were negative. I just crawled up. I just couldn't take it no more. I just crawled up in bed with her. I was just like, I don't care if you've washed the sheets or nothing. Just give it to me and get it over with. Spit in my mouth or something. Get it over with. I retested everybody. So I tested four days later. She was fine. I tested me.

I was negative. He was negative. Then our youngest son was positive. So I sent him straight to his room. Oh, he was really quarantined. We were sliding food over the door for his ass. I was bleaching everything in the house. If I thought anybody touched it, it was getting like pure bleach wipe on it. And then I went to retest Brantley to see if he was negative yet. And I was like, let me go ahead and retest everybody until everybody tests negative.

Well, no, remember, I was in the shower. I was in the shower and I got some of that like menthol shampoo that's like real strong, wakes you up shit. And I poured it in my hand. I was like, grab the shampoo. All of a sudden you heard me go, fuck! I was so mad. Isn't that the weirdest thing, dude? Like when I lost my smell, I was sitting next to Jay and I was eating ramen noodle soup.

and i was like this tastes like i'm eating a fucking uh washcloth you know like it had no no flavor then i start i don't lose my taste i just lost my smell for a couple days i lost taste and smell and i had a fucking panic attack i was like i'm never gonna be the same again i still just now a year later almost it'll be a year in january just now recently got my my full smell back to where i can smell candles i still can't smell it i can smell our

The candle that tastes like... How do you know what the candle tastes like? I'm going to come and show you how it tastes later. Oh. Do we have any candles here? At the end of the day, I was like, have you ever had... He said something... He read a story about somebody pouring candle wax...

No, you said you had a girl. No, the bitch poured candle wax all over my dick and balls. Almost killed that bitch. She was trying to pour it on his stomach. And I was like, that's not how you do wax. He's like, excuse me? How do you do it? Then I was like, well, you start on the back and you do drops. Or on the chest. Why would she do it on his dick? That has to go inside her. Well, it was like the candle had a lot of hot wax in it. And she started dripping, dripping. And then when she got down, she like slipped and poured like all of it on my shit. He's like, so when have you done this? I was like, I haven't. But I didn't say I wouldn't. Yeah, but I haven't.

not thought about it. I was like, bitch, get off of me. My balls are on fire. Poor white. How do I get this off? Can we hear one of the worst sex stories you guys both have ever had? Not between you guys? No. I mean, if there's one of you guys together, but I mean. There really ain't one of us together. Our sex is amazing. There's one horrible story. What is it? Oh, wait, I think I know what you're talking about. It's so bad. Is it before your history? Yeah. Oh,

No. Oh, my God. That was so bad. You know, like, normally, when you're done with your monthly thing, after about three days, you're good, right? Yeah. And I would always wait because he, like, don't like to even see it or think about it. Oh, yeah. That's how Jay is, too. So I wait at least three days to make sure it's completely done. Well, one night we were in...

The lights are out and we start going at it. He's like, man, you're really wet tonight, babe. I'm like, just going ham. Lights out. I'm tearing it apart. Three days after being done, we turn the lights on. It's like a fucking murder scene. Oh, no. It was so bad. My whole face was covered in blood. I'm like, what?

what the fuck you said you were done she was like i'm so sorry it's all here in her thighs my whole stomach's i'm just like i was like you fucked my period back out like i don't know how to like some good dick i guess yeah no that's how it happens like sometimes you have to sometimes you have to like douche after your period just to make sure that you get all the blood out because it is fucking it'll stay that's what i well that's what i did especially because he hates even seeing any of it even like a little tiny drop at the end he's like okay i'll wait a couple more

date so like well i mean even she's had even when her kids she's had two c-sections so that thing is pretty yeah i don't like to think of the thought of blood i want to see it before life's over you'll see so what's like the worst sex story you've ever had wait what about you nicole can you think offhand um crazy

We'll come back to it. There's so much sex. We'll come back to it. Yeah, like... There's so much sex. I've been a rock star for 20 fucking years. There's a lot of sex. Our other crazy one was when he thought he could put... He thought he could drink Crown out of my pussy. I was gonna pour it in. I've never heard of...

of more foreign objects that are just like food going in somebody's pussy. Food and drinks. Don't you get fucking drunk as shit? Because you can do like... It's up your butt, I think. I think that's how you get real drunk. Oh, so pussy you can't? Yeah, it burns real bad. Well, I don't know what he was thinking because he's like pulled out. I've always been mentally perverted and he's like made me comfortable enough in my body to like to try all this shit. Oh, I'm here for Wall Street today. Yeah, oh my God, that was a horrible idea. What is that? I blew cocaine up her butt. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Don't ever do it, though, unless the man has on a condom because your dick won't work for four days. Oh, I used to shoot cocaine up my ass with a fucking syringe thing. Just by yourself? With water, yeah. Just fucking on a Tuesday. Going up on a Tuesday. It was party time. He stuck his dick in there and after about 30 seconds, he was like, babe. And I was like, what's wrong? I was like, what? Is my butt not tight? I thought my whole body was falling apart. I was like, you're not attracted to my butt.

to my butthole. My dick is done went soft and now it's stuck in your ass. I've got to pull my dick out of your butt. Oh no. Because of the cocaine? Yeah. It was rocky. It got rocky in there. It's still numb. It's still numb. I'm like will you stop flicking my dick? I don't need to be bruised. I would literally wait. I woke up the next morning I was like didn't feel a fucking thing. I was like that can't be good. How long did it stay numb for? About two, three days. Oh my God. That was some good coca-lena. It was. Yeah. That was fucking good. What city were we in?

Alright, would you rather have a threesome with two women or have a threesome with two men? Two women all day, every day. Do you guys menage a trois? We haven't. It's in the plans. We just haven't found the right one. I feel like I'm really picky. Well, not only that, I'm actually very satisfied with the pussy I have. So if she can find some pussy that can top that, we're going for it. Yeah. Well, it's not going to top it, but it can be on top. You know what I mean. Yeah.

I walked right into that one. I go, yeah. I walked into that one wrong. If it's opposite, then there's no reason for me to have this on this finger over here. Yeah, I totally fucked that one up. All right, White. Blondes or brunettes?

Because I know Nicole's both, right? I love when Nicole's a redhead. All right, so. I've done everything. I love when you're red because of your eyes and your skin color. It's just so pretty. Like all of childhood growing up, it was always blondes, blondes, blondes, blondes, blondes, blondes. Even though you're a blonde. That's crazy. Once I realized that both of my baby mamas are blondes and they're fucking insane. I was like, you know what? Once me and her split up. All right, not natural blondes. How about that? Yeah, there you go. They're natural blondes and they're fucking crazy. Yeah.

But once I split up with Callie's mom, I went on just like a... Like, I just put up like a wheel with all races and shit and just spun it and whatever and landed on. That's what I was going after that week. Yeah. But like...

I love me a dark hair woman because I don't know. Cause when, when she's good tan, that Italian skin, that, that Italian complexion with that dark hair, with her green eyes. I love it. So I was so fucking nervous about her doing the blonde. Cause I was scared. Well, I did it like, cause I was mad at him. Cause I was, I was actually bleaching my hair to put the red on. So the red would stay. Yeah. And I was like, you know what? He was an asshole last night. I'm going to be a blonde for a couple of days. And after a couple of days, he's like, no, that second day,

I was hitting it from the back and she took that hair and threw it over her tattoo. And keep in mind, now this is the first time I fucked a blonde bitch in like five years. It feels like six years. And I'm like, this is weird. Is this weird?

Is this my wife? And I grabbed that blonde hair and I tore that motherfucker up. I was like, all right, I like your blonde. We can stick with the blonde for a while. Isn't it funny how that changes a guy's mind about the hair color? Did she tell you about what happened the first time she went red? Mm-mm. So we were in Ohio. We were in Columbus? Toledo. Toledo, Ohio. The show. Oh, good old Toledo. The old goddamn Toledo. We were at a show and her homegirl, Kaylee, she does amazing hair work and makeup work and all that stuff. And-

During that day, she got her hair dyed red. That night, I rocked the show, ended up doing like an extra 20-minute set. I think the old you got confused too because it was a show at a strip club. Yeah. So, like, we get back to the hotel room and she wants it. She's all over me, but I'm like out of it. I'm drunk. I'm barely awake. And, like, she jumps on top of me and I'm like, look, lady. What?

My woman has got brown hair. You are not my woman. Get the fuck off of me and I'm going to bed. I woke up the next morning. She's fully clothed laying there like this, not even under the blankets.

And I rolled over and was like... Well, fully, like, in pajamas. I didn't just go to sleep in club clothes or anything. But no, she was, like, fully clothed. Like, had on a t-shirt, pajama pants, socks. And that's not her because she sleeps naked. And I was like, what the fuck is going on here? She's like, oh, somebody didn't want to fuck a redhead last night because he's got a girlfriend that don't have red hair. I was like, you should be fucking proud. Yeah, that you said no. And then what was the next time that happened? It was a dream. Oh, he was sleep talking one night. And, like...

I was like sitting there, I was listening to him because he says like some funny fucking shit when he talks to his sleep. But this night he was laying there and he was like, look, all 20 of y'all are hot, but I fucking love my wife. Please just like move over to the other side of the bed. Just, I'm going to sleep over here. All 20 of y'all. And I was like, he woke up and I was like, sit on the edge of the bed. I was like,

He was like, what did I do? And I was like, you turned down 20 bad bitches for me in your dream. I was like, what? I was like, it was a dream. Oh, no. We'll get mad at dreams. We'll have dreams of you guys like cheating on us. Oh, I know. And we'll wake up pissed off, right? Back when she was on her Adderall, I was before she started going on the road with me all the time. Like before I made her manager and told her, look, I'm not leaving without you. There's too much temptation out there. I don't want to get sucked back into that. So she's your manager now? She does. She runs everything. Yeah. We were...

What a fixable. I was like, what the fuck? Oh, yeah. No, he's over here just chilling. But no. Damn, I was about to say. About her. Oh, when we was. She wasn't with me. I was at a show. And I was in my hotel room getting ready. And she was on her Adderall. This is another reason why I made her stop taking her fucking Adderall. Because she. I already have horrible anxiety. She jumps to conclusions. And she's like, I know there's a bitch in your room. I can fucking hear her. I was like.

You mean Betty White? I'm watching the fucking Golden Girls, you psycho. And then from that point on, I was like, you know what? We both got to have iPhones so you can fucking see what the fuck I'm doing. That's how Jay and I are. We have a location. Look, Betty White. It's Betty White. I'm watching the Golden Girls. I'm lame, I know. Yeah, no. So he gets me pumped up before the shows. You just love each other. Would you rather... Nope, that one's boring. I'm just going to ask you a couple more of these. Would you rather...

Never... Wait, hold on. Would you rather never ever have sex but be able to love or have sex without being able to love? Ooh, that's a tough one. Ooh. Pass! No, um...

i mean we've kind of did both technically yeah i mean i loved each other before we had sex so i think i would take the sex because you can make love exactly like having sex can lead to falling in love yes i'm with you on that totally yeah i agree all right it also leads you to murder or all kinds of that too

Would you rather have your dick the size of a nipple or have your nipples the size of your dick? Well, what's fucked up is I have very extremely tiny nipples as it is. Is this my nipple or is this like... You would look like you had like a man giant right down there.

Oh my God. He's got like little... I think a dime is bigger. Let's see the nipples, Wayne. My nipples are smaller than a dime. Like seriously. Lift your shirt up though. There we go. My nipples are seriously tiny. They are tiny. They are tiny, tiny. I had to have my nipples...

I was wondering on this podcast. I had to cut myself years ago. Oh, no. No. What about you, Nicole? What would you do? Would you rather have a dick the size of a nipple or nipples the size of a dick? Could you imagine just having big old fucking just... No. I can't imagine. Big nipples. I don't even have an answer. You know what? You actually are so good at eating pussy, I would go with you not having a dick and having your nipple down there. Well, what the fuck am I going to do?

You gonna jerk me off like this? I just rubbed my nipple dick on your clit.

Like you like that, don't you? We can touch buttons. Oh my God. All right. Last question. Would you rather get a golden shower or get pooped on during anal sex? Golden shower. I've peed on Jay a few times. I like it. I've actually shit on somebody on accident too during anal sex. Look like little fucking M&Ms in the bed. Little pebbles. At least it wasn't Pop Rocks. All right. Um,

Yeah, golden shower all day. Yeah, golden shower. Do you guys pee on each other? I mean, we have, yeah, for sure. In the shower or out of the shower? Because that's what matters. We usually do like hotel room where we have two queen beds. You guys are little freaky deekies. I like it. Two queen beds so we can fuck up one bed and sleep in the other. I love that. No, that's exactly. No, no, wait. You remember when we were in Virginia? It was the first time I ever did it. I don't remember this. We were in Virginia with fucking Kev when we went horseback riding and stayed in that fucking cabin.

She was in the shower with the door open, and I'm sitting there peeing, and I just gripped my dick real tight, let it build up, and I just turned and just sprayed her. She was like, ah, ah, ah. It's in my mouth. It's in my mouth. I was like, yeah, you like that? I don't remember the story at all. You don't remember? It was you. But I was also on Molly and rolled down a mountain, and my ankle was this big. Okay.

Getting pissed on. Just fucking spraying ankle, getting fucking golden showers. I was like staying outside, like twirling in circles. I was like, the stars are so pretty. He's like, babe, it's the Molly. And I fell down a mountain. I'm like, babe, there's like four stars out there. And then I fell down the mountain when he went back inside. So he comes back and I'm like climbing up the mountain. And she's nowhere to be found. I'm like, where the fuck did you go? I'm like, I'm down here. She's like climbing up. I'm like, oh my God, give me your hand.

It's like you are not allowed outside by yourself on Molly. I love you guys. That's why we don't do Molly no more. And we don't do cocaine no more because of my dick. Because your dick went numb for three days. I mean, I'll still take a bump before a show here and there. You got to be careful though, man. That fentanyl shit is fucking everywhere. That's another reason why I don't do nothing no more. Yeah, you really... It's like fucked up. I'm prescribed Xanax.

Like, peach footballs, because I'd kill my kids if I wasn't. Yeah. But, like, I won't even take... And you know some of the stories. I mean, motherfuckers come up to my shows just like...

grocery bags full of drugs. Oh, no. Here, white. I've been saving these all year for you. I won't clean out Jay's pants from tour because every time I reach in there, there's drugs that he's been handed. Yeah. So I make him clean his pockets out now because I'm like, I don't know what the fuck this shit is. The first fucking six months we were together. I don't do anything. I don't smoke weed.

She'll drink you under the table. I've done like a couple of our stories are just like me trying for the first time. Girl, I get it. But everyone's like, how are you made a little white and you don't smoke weed? I'm like, it's the greatest thing ever. I got more weed. And look, Wendell, I love you, brother. I really do. Is Wendell going to be listening? Hi, Wendell. I'm sure he'll watch it.

I love you, brother. I truly do. But ever since you've no longer worked with me, I've probably saved $40,000 a year just on weed and cigars. I love you, Bubba. And munchies. And munchies. Yeah. Oh, when you're high, you got to eat. No, this motherfucker smokes all day constantly. And the odor I get, I smoke really, really good fucking weed. Yeah, that's how Jay is. He's a weed snob now. Yeah, but I can't smoke during the day. See, Jelly can wake up and just fire it up.

i'll be right back out i wait till late i wait till about our second movie in the night about after kids eat dinner yeah after kids eat we feed the kids we eat dinner shit we'll start a movie by the second movie i've got it rolled pack i got what i stopped smoking blunts i only smoke cones yeah you can't smoke the blunts man they're so bad for your chest this is my asthma and shit i can't do it they made me cough so hard doesn't getting older suck

It's the worst. It really don't, man. Like, I feel like the best years are... Shit you could do, though, when you were younger. Y'all have the same nails? Shit you could do when you were younger, you can't do now. We got the Freddy Krueger nails, but mine. Oh, for sure. He loves them now. Oh, I love them. I'll be at the bar, I'll be like, it'll be like a bald-headed guy, but I'll go get him.

I'm like, yeah, that's mine. I was just, you can't have her. Like, what I was saying was I like being older, don't get me wrong, because I'm so comfortable in, you know, who I am. But as far as, like, shit I used to be able to do, like, fucking get shit-faced and wake up and do it the next day, there's no fucking way. I couldn't run full speed to the car right now, and it's just across the street. You're right. Like, I couldn't back it in, like...

Where's my husband, Haley? How are you getting ready? I've seen him run one time. Yeah. Yeah, that was when he wrecked the car. And it was very impressive, too, when someone hit us in his car. He's like, my baby! And I was like, there's a baby in the car? I was like, no, dumbass, that is my baby. Man, I had on dress shoes, a fucking full suit, and I was running full speed down Madison Avenue. To get away from the cop? Trying to catch the motherfucker who hit me crashing into the building because I was in a fucking bad mood.

beat his ass and the cops grabbed me by two arms and they were like i look like scooby-doo running in place and they're like white what are you doing i'm like he just fucking hit my car i'm coming to kill him they were like yeah just let us handle it go back to your car yeah we don't need to catch some charges while you're doing that but not like what i'm saying when i'm what i was getting at about the older thing is i feel like i feel like the best years are still ahead oh yeah and i don't feel like that i know that like because like i have homies of mine that are a little younger than me and shit um

And they're like dreading turning 30. I'm like, bro, my 30s have been the shit. Yeah. I've done so much awesome shit in my fucking 30s. I even got fucking married. Who the fuck would have thought Lil' White would have gotten married? You or Jelly. Exactly. Right. And it's like I tell her all the time. I was like, man.

I am so ready for my 40s because like, you follow Gary Vee? That's one of, she loves Gary Vee. Gary Vee, Gary Vee's the man. And like when he talks about, you know, he said something the other day, a couple weeks ago, he was like, you know, it was like, you can fail in your 20s, you can fail in your 30s, you can fail in your 40s, you can fail in your 50s, but who's to say 60s ain't your year? Yeah. Who's to say, you know,

72, you don't fucking just come up with some genius idea and strike it rich and then you leave everything for your family. He's like, age ain't nothing but a number. No, it's not. Matter of fact, he's one of the main reasons why I got her to quit her job. He posted something on Twitter

We were out of town, coming back from a show. I stopped at the pilot gas station to take a shit because that's the only place I'll shit on the road. Same with Jay. That's because we created this on our own. These are our ideas, okay? Jelly's like, Bubba, did you know they got the cleanest bathrooms in the pilots? I'm like, yeah, why do you think we always stop here? I have IBS too, Jelly. So...

um i go inside take a shit come back out 10 minutes top somehow she's done went into mcdonald's got a fish fillet sandwich came back out to the car booked two shows sold two features and made a nice bag that's how women work and i'm like this is a fucking monday morning you just brought in that much money and like you gotta quit your job and like a week later gary v posted this dude as gary v was like uh

At one time, if my side hustle's making more money than my regular job, when do I quit my job? He said, right fucking now. He said, quit your job right now. And it was like that day when she was thinking about putting in her two weeks notice. I was like, just watch Gary V. He's a fucking genius. Yeah. Which is hard because I've had a job since I was five.

14 years old. Yeah. And it's also hard working with your significant other 24 seven. A lot of people can't do that. Veronica, Veronica, I think we killed her. I think, I think that bitch died. I think that bitch overdosed. Or she might've just got off. Uh, what was it? Fucking Adderall. Yeah. You never know. That bitch is crazy. Veronica's a wow. That's like her. No, I've seen Veronica, Veronica, Veronica got mad at me in the,

Remember in the beginning when you thought that one of my girlfriends liked white or something like that and you came up to me at one of the shows and that's when I was like, you know what? I really like Nicole because you reminded me of me. You came up to me and you were like,

I know that bitch. And I was like, no girl, that didn't happen. And you were like, no, it really did. And I was like, no. Do you remember that? Yeah. Cause I came up, cause I told you, I was like, cause I came to you first. Cause I wanted to clarify. Right. I wasn't mad. I just wanted to make sure everything was very out and open. Cause like. No, but I loved it. And I respected it because that's what I would have done. You know, it was like communication. Cause I don't know how to be fake. No. Like people come up and talk to him and stuff. And like, there's this one person that's around as frequently that I do not like for a

very adequate reasons. And this person still tries to act like, like, Hey Nicole, hi Pat. Like, no. Yeah. Oh, trust me. I just keep walking and I do it all the time. I just, there's no fakeness here. I just told a bug the other day, I was like, Nicole's been always been one of my favorite wives because one, she doesn't judge me and she just lets me do me. And two, you've always just kept it real, you know? And that's why I've always respected what you have going on and you guys' relationship too, because it's like real recognize real, you know, a lot of these wives, um,

don't hold their men down the way that we do, but yet they still try to act like it's like, you know, one thing that you said that I died laughing. Oh my God. It was like, it was a clip you posted not too long ago where you were like, uh, you're not supposed to let your man leave the house hungry or horny. Yeah. She was like, cause you said there's always a whore out there with a sandwich. And you were like, well, guess what?

I'm the whore and I know how to make a sandwich. Something like that. Plot twist. I gave you a sango base and I was like, that woman, goddammit, that woman is something serious, boy. And that was something he also, when we first started, before I started going on the road with him, I would make sure that dick was completely drained. Yeah. For sure. It wouldn't even be ready to work until he got home. Yeah. And I always cooked him a home cooked meal. Before I left, it had something, like as soon as you walk in the door, it's like...

Yeah. Cause that's your home. Yeah. But that's your home. And they, we make it to where you want to come home. A lot of these bitches stress their men out so much. They don't want to fucking go home. And then I would, and then the key thing, everyone was like, Oh, how do you do this? And cause there, there's pictures of like females that are like, try to like, wait for it, take a picture and like swing around and kiss them. Like try to capture on camera. And like,

And I always waited. Yeah, like just all sorts, like just trying to set him up or they'd post a picture of him. And like, since we've been together, I've literally picked out like all of his clothes. The only other woman that's picked out clothes for him is you. When I gave him the makeover. I know all of his clothes and his entire closet and they'll post an old picture. It'd be an old picture and I'd be all over it. I'm like, babe. I don't have a beard in that picture. Yeah.

My hair's not long in that picture, and I'm wearing fucking FUBU. For us, by us. Come on. I never, ever pick a fight or an argument or ask questions at a show or while he's on the road. Right. Once we get to the hotel room, he'll be like, did I do good tonight? I'm like, yeah, you did. I was like, but you did make a little couple comments. Yeah. And nowadays, it's mainly just like when I- Well, that's respect. Well, even like that last two, three, four weeks ago, we was at Just the Time Studio in Indianapolis. Yeah.

Oh, that's where he's at. And you know, I mean, just jelly is the same way. And me and jelly have very similar situations where we'll go on our hiatuses where we won't. Oh, yeah. He looks sliding down in the couch. He is. He is. He's getting lower and lower. You're already hot, baby. He'll be like, well, he can't take it. I think it's just the material of the couch. I'm just sliding. It's all the lights, too. The lights are hot. So we were just at Justin Time's studio, and I'm like,

You know, we had already knew that Wes had been in the hospital or whatever. And me and Justin and all of us, we're in fucking work mode. We're vibing. We're like, we're all in sync there. We're getting it. I'm writing and shit. And I just kind of glanced over and I saw her whole demeanor change. And I didn't think nothing about it because I know her. If there's something wrong, she'll tell me. Well, the next day we're riding home and she's like, look, last night.

I didn't want to tell you this, but... My dad went all the way through, like, I made sure he was eating, gave him a good hand job, he had a good conversation, those couple songs, and I was like, all right. Well, because you got to keep their headspace. That's when she told me that he was in hospice, and I was just like...

Damn, I love you so much. Thank you for not telling me last night and fucking that whole vibe up. Yeah. Because it would have put me in a bad, dark place. Yeah, totally. And we were making some fun songs, just good comedy in them and some fun shit. And once I feel a certain way, you can hear it in my lyrics. Oh, yeah. Jay's the same way. It's no more fun white. It's stressed, depressed white talking about some weird shit. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaking of, what can we expect from you in 2020? Are you going to be dropping some albums? In 2020 or 2022? 2022. Sorry. I'm actually working on four projects right now. Are you? Me and Justin Time are working on our album. Oh, so it's going to be a full album. We're doing like eight tracks. It's Lil' White versus Justin Time. Awesome.

I'm getting old. I just coughed and farted. That's sick. But did you, did you, did you shart yourself? No, no, no, no. Okay. Is there Skid Row going on? No, we're good. I'm working on the track, the album, me and Justin, me and Ashton Riker, my homeboy that sings, we're going to do like a real soulful Memphis-y kind of bluesy album. Oh, dope. Which I mean, I'm still gonna be rapping, but it's going to be more for the city. Um,

Then me and Steve from Chattanooga, Mr. 423, we're working on another mixtape. Just something. It was something that I promised him years ago. He helped me out when I was going through a real dark place and

After my dad passed he pretty much brought me up to Chattanooga for like a weekend and had like 15 features lined up and put like 30 grand in my pocket. So like I always told him I was like bro when you did that you helped me you saved my life. You was able to help me get back to normal. So whenever you need me call me I'll be here. And he was like look man I really want to do this group project. You want to do it? I was like I told you I got your back bro. You have mine I got yours. I'm a man of my word.

And then, of course, I'm fixing to start working on my next album. I'm trying to get these projects with them knocked out first so I can get back in my full zone. Right, and don't have to be sidetracked. 2020 COVID shit, I didn't...

There was nothing to rap about. What are you going to rap about? Looking at your own wall? Now, one thing I can say about the fat man is he took advantage of that shit and dropped like four fucking albums. No, we both did. It was content. He's the only motherfucker I know that dropped a gospel album. I mean, a rap album, a rock album, a country album, semi-gospel album, and won. Like, won, won. Yeah. But see, Jelly knows how to take

and turn it into words. See, I'm a different type of artist. You're more like hyphy. Yeah, I'm hyphy. I like the energy. And I mean, I can still write some deep, dark stuff when I want to. Golly.

What the fuck? That sounds like fucking great Danes. That sounds like the never-ending story, dog. Right? That sounds like fucking great Danes shit. What about like a No Filter 3? You need to talk to your hubby about that one. Shit, I will. He's got a beat right now in his email I'm trying to get him on. It's got Juicy J on it. Did you know that? No. Let me tell you something about my husband. He... Well, that you wouldn't know. It's like... It's not that you wouldn't not know. You know everything about him. He is...

so finicky and it has to be on timing is everything with him. I've literally had people pay me to have them write songs that I've had to wait like a year or two to get it. My girl Viking Barbie, I had to talk him into it for two years before he would do it. You know, like he just, he's so crazy with, with,

stuff like that but we have a studio that's getting built in our house right now so I'll definitely talk to him I'll be over soon yeah yeah we'll definitely you know how many times we've tried to plan like surprise play dates for y'all yeah and either you'll be like in a bad mood I'm like can't do it and she'll be like yeah Jay's not feeling it today I don't I'm like fuck yeah like my husband well we're some gangstas yeah emotional gay they're sensitive gangstas when we get together the reason why we are like that is because we know when we get together

For, like, just a good fun time. Chances of us going to prison are high. And alleged crimes. Alleged crimes. Go up. The rate goes up. I mean, like, alleged crimes. The chances of having our wives very mad at us for the week is very high. But now y'all got wives that will, like, do the fucking allegedly stuff with y'all. Yeah, I know. That's the good part. I tell you. I'm like, just go. It's like when me and Jelly wrote. When I wrote, ride it like a rental and drive it like you stole it.

And on one of my last few albums, he got on the song...

Six months later, I'm on the news for stealing a rental car that did not steal. But Jelly called me. He's like, Bubba, you're supposed to write music off of your experiences. You're not supposed to. What did he say? You're not supposed to write the song, then go do it. He was like, that's backwards. I was like, I didn't steal the fucking car, bro. You just fucking spoke it in the air and set yourself up. Yeah, I did. Well, why don't you tell people where they can find you?

Right inside her vagina. Yeah, right. Fucking pop rocks. I'm so curious about Nicole's vagina after this podcast. Like, I'm definitely going to have to see it one of these days. You will. Yes. Which one?

Oh, okay. Yeah, sorry. Manager always gets me. So real quick, do you know that you are like fucking huge on TikTok? I just recently found out. I got like between like, I got like two homeboys that are really into it on it. They be sending me videos of TikTok.

like 60 year old being singing Oxycontin to their granddaughter or something. And it's funny as shit. I mean, there's like eight to 10,000 videos of these old folks rapping my shit. We're about to change that up though. Cause I want to do a tick talk with you. I'm down. Um, but like, uh, I've got it on my phone. It's just, I'm so old school. Like I get it. I'm so old school. I miss sticking flyers on windshield wipers. Um,

And the cars. Now everybody thinks you can make one Facebook post and sell out an arena. Well, can I tell you the truth? I fought getting on fucking TikTok. This is my manager right here. I fought her for two years getting on TikTok. I was like, I'm not fucking doing it. I'm 40 years old. That's how I am. What am I going to do? I'm going to fucking just shake my tits and fucking get kicked off all the time anyways. So it took me fucking three profiles. I got banned. And then finally we figured it out with this one. We're at one.

Almost 1.4 million. And then I have another backup one that's at 300,000. My fucking sales and my podcast have skyrocketed because of TikTok.

Like it's insane. So if I could just as one entrepreneur to another fucking business couple, if you guys can get on TikTok and figure it out, I'll help you guys. It is so fucking worth it, dude. Oh, I know it's worth it. It's life changing. It's crazy. Instagram's dead. You can't do shit on Instagram anymore. Instagram is going to be out the window in probably a year or two. They're going to fuck it off like they did with MySpace. TikTok is the new thing right now. I miss MySpace. I miss MySpace.

I do too. That is my AOL profile. Dude, I, oh my God, I remember my fucking AOL. They make it all different colors. Yeah. I'm like copy paste, but yes. But do you remember when life was so easy that all you had to worry about was who was in your top 10? Yes. And that was like what people would beef over. Yeah. Like it was crazy. Dude, what the fuck? We were just at the Tigers game the other night. Why am I number 11? Yeah.

Exactly. Why am I not on the top row? Yeah, exactly. Then they had to spice it up. Top 16, top 24. Yeah. I always kept it top five or top 10. Cause I was just like, if you were in there, you were special. Well,

Well, I love you guys so much. And I thank you guys so much for coming by. I'm so glad that people get to see the side of you because it's the side that I love of you guys. Yeah, nobody sees the side. I mean, every now and then they'll see it on like, you know, social media. We'll have our little moments, but. Yeah. I'm glad, like, because that's what I asked her. I was like, does she want to interview just you or just me or Mo?

Both of us. Both of you guys. Interview both of us. I was like, okay, cool. Yeah. That's fine. I'm down. Totally down for that. Cause I wanted her to have her chance to say her silliness. Absolutely. I am. And you know, behind every fucking successful man. Yeah, exactly. As a, as a bitch that's holding them up. So it's like, she actually does hold me up sometimes.

I've had to carry this motherfucker. No, I believe it. While I get the car keys out of my purse. I believe it. Why don't you tell some people where they can find you like on social media? Well, considering it's going to be dead in about a year or so, Instagram is where you're going to find me. But you're going to make a TikTok. I am fixing to make a TikTok. He has a TikTok. I've got a TikTok page. I just haven't really messed with it. I think it's just a little late. I think as soon as TikTok starts.

Everybody start going following. All right, so you're Little White on Instagram? Just at Little White, L-I-L-W-I-T on Instagram. YouTube is Little White. Just YouTube is Little White. What's my Facebook? Little White. Just Little White. Just Little White. And look, hold on. Let me rephrase this, okay? It is W-Y-T-E. If you put a fucking H in white and expect me to fucking converse with you,

You're not even a fan. People will be looking at my Instagram page. Telling me, hey, Lil White. You know what? Can I tell you something? Big fan. You're obviously not, buddy. I just fucking had a flash of this. When I got with Jelly, I had never listened to his music. I still don't. I love Jay, but he's my husband. I hear the songs from fucking Post to whatever. Post to Pillar. And fucking in Vegas, I used to fucking bump Lil White.

Yeah, like I never bumped jelly. Well, you're also spraying liquid cocaine up your butt too, so it says a lot about both of us here. And I was popping pills, so I used to get loose. The moose is loose. I helped so many nurses through nursing school. Oh, I bet. Yeah. I got my first speeding ticket going 120 in a 70 driving from Memphis to Nashville. Yeah. And like I look behind me and there's a cop behind me and said, let me get out of his way. And I sped up even more to get over and I was like, oh, okay.

Whoopsie. You're like, oops, sorry. Jamming my album. Nicole, where can people find you? I'm just thatrapguyswife on Instagram. Yeah.

Which is my favorite Instagram name of all time. That rap guy's wife. Well, Sir Mix-a-Lot was the first song that he ever rapped. So that rap guy's wife. And then Facebook is just Nicole Lange. Yay. I love you guys so much. Promise me you're going to come back. We are. We're coming back. I want to come back when Paul and them are here. I don't even got to be on the show. I just want to witness the chaos. So I'm going to see him and Boo. Pat's going to come to the Nashville studio. Pataw. Yeah. And then Gangsta Boo and...

And Paul are meeting me in L.A. Awesome. So I'm going to see them in L.A. But if they were here, I would totally love for you guys to all get together. I think it would be fucking awesome. And you got to call Ball and G. Yes. Dude, please. I fucking love A-Ball. You have no idea. They're just my, I love them so much. MJG actually, I think he commented on one of, it was one of my last posts. He just said something like, I was like, oh, that's what's up. MJG. Which one was it?

All right. Well, thank you guys so much for tuning in to another episode of Dumb Blonde. I will see you guys next week. And it's great because we're all dumb blondes. Yeah, we are. I'm a dumb blonde for real. I got lost twice on the way here. Listen, for being dumb, we're fucking doing pretty fucking good, right? We're the smartest dumb blondes you're ever going to meet, motherfucker. See you guys next week. Bye.