Ghost of Kevin James
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Is this thing on? What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome back to another episode of Dumb Blonde. Hi, ladies. Hey. What are you guys doing? Barely awake. I'm not. I'm barely here. Bro. I'm not alive. Me either. I'm not okay. Oh. Yeah. Who fucking puts that? Barely in. Bye. Who puts that on their playlists? I don't know.

Bro, I was just trying to support a cause. Yeah. So the CMAs were yesterday and we are in studio day after filming this podcast because we just had so much fun stuff to talk about and we didn't realize how fucking dead to the world we were going to be. Yeah.

It's been rough I literally slept until 3pm today Same I'm a liar I woke up at like 12 and laid in bed till 3 Oh I wish Jay slept till 3 Poor baby he was so tired I bet He has a show tonight He's on his way to Birmingham Right now baby I liked Birmingham Last year or the year before when we did it It's a cute town Birmingham's cool

So yeah, the CMA is last. What are we doing? I don't know. He never does this. Not really. He's a co-star. What are you doing, Chach? I think he just quit. Did you just quit on your mom? It's because I didn't put in his Puerto Rican hair on him. Come here. Get your wig on. Come here, Chach. Come on. I know you want it on.

He's crazy. He loves a good wig. I'm telling you. This dude right here, he loves to play a little dress up. It doesn't matter if it's a bow tie. It doesn't matter if it's a freaking sweater. Like this dude loves clothes. Put the wig on him. Hold on. Here we go. Ready? Oh, tell everybody how pretty you are.

Oh, see? That's all he needed. That's all he needed to lay down. And the only reason I'm saying that, guys, is because it's a sound on TikTok. I feel like a Puerto Rican and the hair's all curly. Oh my goodness. So yeah, the CMAs were last night. Daddy killed it with his performance with Brooks and Dunn. I believe that was the best part of the night. Best part of the night, for sure. For sure. I bawled my eyes out during that and the Post Malone song.

I'm on national TV sobbing. It is such a good song. Yep. Yeah. Now that, Oh,

No, I was going to say you're on there for sobbing. I'm on there for sprinting out of the frame. Did you post that clip yet? Yes. Bro, did it do good? Is it doing good? It's like 70,000. Can we bring that up? Yeah. Bring that clip up. That clip is so damn funny. So Haley was a seat filler for whenever Jay had to like go and get ready for like his performance or whatever. Yeah.

And they tell you that you're not like, they yell at you over the intercom. They're like, sit down, have respect. Like it was crazy last night, the way that they were talking to us. No one yelled at me. Thankfully. No, no, no. They yell over the intercom before. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh my God. You were too late to even know. Who the hell is this girl? Yeah, for real. And so Jay came out at the very last minute because he had just got done performing, right? And he was up for an award the next, this clip right here. And here comes, and so here comes Jay and Haley had to get out of his seat and here goes Haley looking like a little mouse. And at the last second you can see him walking out.

He commented and he said, it looks like we're in a wrestling match and we're tag teaming each other in. I love it, dude. And I kind of like tapped him when I went by him too. Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. Imagine if you would have fallen. Oh,

Talk about viral. I didn't know the camera was right there. I did not see Luke Bryan standing right there. I didn't either. That's why I ducked down because I thought they were on the other side. So now I'm just ducking for no reason. I feel like the show last night kind of was like a lackluster. And that's not me talking shit about the CMAs. It's an amazing show. But this year, they did this crazy thing with the drop-off. And it was so lame. It was like...

I don't know. It was really weird. Didn't like it. The way they had the audience set up, crazy, weird. Yeah, they split the audience this year. All the artists were split apart from each other. Jay and everybody, they all hated it. They were like,

hi friend and had to like look at the like earnest was on the other side yeah post was over by earnest like it was like just crazy i want to commend laney wilson though this is her first time hosting and she killed it yeah i thought they were hilarious together all three of them absolutely she brought the femininity yes that it needed yeah like and i told luke that

Whenever Luke came up to me and said hi, and I was like, dude, I'm loving Lainey with you guys. She brings that feminine energy that you guys are missing. He's like, I love it. She is such a good, and I don't know how much of that's like improv or like, you know, those kind of things, but just the way she was able to bounce with them, their chemistry was really strong and I loved it. Yeah, she did great. Lainey's great, man. She, Lainey is just...

You guys all know we love Lainey. We're Lainey lovers on this podcast. Team Lainey. For sure. And Lainey's just like, man, when you see her in public, she is just the sweetest human. Her aura is just so sweet. Her aura has to be like orange creamsicle.

She feels like a honey-baked ham. She has a honey-baked ham. She's got a little honey-baked ham in the pants. It's the accent. Her accent just makes me feel like I'm being hugged all the time. Yeah, and she's got that sweet, sweet, sweet, just southern...

But it's not like snarky and it's not like pretentious. It's like she genuinely is just like, hey, baby, how you doing? She cares. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so sweet. And we talked about us being in like the green room and all of a sudden they started filming. We had no idea that they were like actively, like with the walkout scene. Oh, yeah, yeah. We were standing right behind them and all of a sudden they were like, three, two, one, action. And we're like, we're in a circle with our drinks like.

Everybody's scrambling and shit. No one warned us. I love that. I love that though. The CMAs were awesome, but I think my highlight of the night was not even on camera. My husband comes and sits next to

Mimi and I looks like he saw a fucking ghost. White as can be. White as can be and breathless. And I'm like, you okay? I look over at him. I go, baby, are you okay? And he goes like he has something in his hand and he opens it up and it's a black, beautiful, like wooden rosary. Yeah. And I was like, oh, that's beautiful thinking like maybe a fan gave it to him or something like that. And he looks at me with these little puppy dog eyes and he goes,

Kevin James just gave me this. And me and Mimi were like, wait, what? I go, what? The first thing I did was I looked at Mimi. I go, tell Haley right now. And this had just started filming. I'm like this at the scene. I'm like, this is not a drill. Kevin James is here, Haley. Yeah.

This is my father. Literally. Dude, literally. Like, how obsessed. Like, we are all obsessed with Kevin James, but Hayley is like. She is Kevin James. No, it was Kevin James for Halloween. Yes. Do we have a video of Hayley's Kevin James' fucking, can we find one? I have a whole, you want to get ready with me? No, no, no. Just let's get full Monty already. But yeah, so like, I look over at him. I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? Kevin James is here. He's like, he just appeared out of nowhere. Yeah.

Literally, we run to the back next commercial break to try to find Kevin fucking James. This dude is nowhere to be found and nobody even knows that he's there. Everyone's like, what do you mean, Kevin James? We're like, Kevin James. Nobody else saw him. No. He was nowhere else.

Like the ghost of Kevin James. Like, Kevin, where did you go? Where were you? Where were you, sir? You could never come to an award show again and not show up and fucking say hi. I tried to give it a goob to see if I could find red carpet pictures of him. Can't find those. On our walk out, you should have seen me. I probably look like a psychopath. I was staring everyone in their face as I walked trying to hold your dress. She's running through the hallways looking for you.

- She got her superhero run on. - I love that. - Yeah, but so we never got to see Kevin James. - No, I'm so sad. - Never got to meet him. That's like meeting Dolly. - Yes. - That's like meeting Dolly. That is like... - That's like meeting Jesus. - No, I wouldn't go that far. I wouldn't go that far. - I would. - I wouldn't go that far. - It's me. - Look it, this is Hailey. - There's Hailey right there, full Kevin James fit for Halloween. And you wanna know what the crazy thing is?

Haley, okay. Haley, we all know is a player from the Himalayas. She gets more fucking ass than a toilet seat. This girl goes out on Halloween night on a date dressed as fucking jelly roll.

I was like, Haley, how are you ever going to get dick down if you're fucking dressed as my husband? Like that's not hot. And she's like, I didn't even think about it. I'm trying to be all cute and stuff. And I have a full on beard. Did you say you were flirting with people all night? And no wonder they weren't flirting back.

Kevin James. You fucking dress up as Kevin James too. Like stop being fucking hideous creatures. I'm cock blocking myself, man. Stop being a cock block. It's literally like mean girls when everyone's like cute and dressed up super. Yep. There it is. I was drunk as fuck in this, by the way. Look, I kissed the phone. Guess who's not getting dick that night. Haley. That's what I did when I came home from the bar.

You said, you texted me and said, you said, make a video singing to one of his songs and Jelly's going to duet it. Did this fucked up and never duetted it. Listen, my husband told, that's what my husband said. And fucking, I gave you the instructions. You know how fucking crazy he is on TikTok though. Oh, he has been unleashed onto this app. He has...

He comments on everything now. Like, you know, he took his hiatus. Yeah. So his profile wasn't very like interactive. He very, very small interactions. Now that he's like on it, I noticed him the other day. He's like refreshing his feed. I watched him. He was like opening up his notifications and stuff. I'm like, he's a full on TikToker now. Yeah, he is. Don't let anybody know that though. But speaking of him being all over Tik Tok, let's talk about it. Booger gate, 2024 ladies and gentlemen,

Mimi is terrified of and for him to have last night did that video with you yeah and then turned to me and wiped it on me oh and then he goes you too and he's Haley I almost left that was almost I was almost was like you know what I'll see you guys later so for those of you who don't know what we're talking about you must live under a fucking rock but my husband

Was at UFC and he was sitting behind Donald Trump, Kid Rock, Elon Musk, and he was knuckle deep.

in his fricking nose. And then everybody says he ate it, but I saw him roll it in his hand first and kind of flick it and then just touched his mouth. But I mean, for everybody who wants to just, let's just say he did eat it. You know, first of all, my husband has a little tick. Okay. He's always had a little tick. And when he's nervous, he picks his fucking nose. There are so many times that I have pulled his hands, uh,

away from his face because he'll just start digging in his nose. He doesn't normally eat them, but like he'll just dig in his nose, dude. And the fact that the world is like, oh my God, I can't believe Jelly Roll fucking is eating a booger. And it's like... Some people said...

I can believe that. Right, right, right. And for those that said they can believe it, you're a real, you know who we are. We're fucking dirtbags. We pride ourselves on being dirtbags. Comment section is fire. It's hilarious. But the funniest thing is, is like, you guys will support women drinking their own period blood, smearing their period blood on their faces, pouring it in plants. But my husband eats something from his body. I mean, it's like,

We're all about our bodies, our rights, right? Well, let him eat his fucking damn booger. The man does so much good in this world. He fucking literally hours before that was probably at a fucking orphanage, you know, fucking pouring light on fucking children and like making donations to people. Let him eat the booger. Let the man eat the fucking booger, bro. Let's watch this for a second.

I don't know if I can. The booger thing. Just turn away. I don't know if I can. I'm going to try. I'm going to listen. I'm going to go to Batman. And the lady that posted this. Come on, man. Like. No. I think you chewed.

I have picked my nose and eaten my boogers. I used to have a booger graveyard next to my bed of just crusty, bloody boogers that just sat on my wall. Mimi, have you ever eaten a booger in your life? Maybe as a child. As a child, not even as a teenager. I know cocaine nights. I used to pick boogers out of my nose that had fucking eight balls in them and just eat them. Have you ever had a cocaine booger? Never done cocaine. It's the worst.

It is the worst. You'll be like nine o'clock in the morning, cleaning the crusties out of your nose, eat a cocaine booger, be high for like another fucking hour. It's fucked up. It is fucked up. It happens. I'm telling you. I'm crying. Fuck. The whole point. The fuck? Do you follow him? What the fuck? What the fuck? The whole point of this conversation is though, is like,

Let the man eat his fucking boogers. He could be doing so much worse things. Literally. Like this man is a fucking angel on earth who does nothing but good for people. And everybody's like, oh, there's the booger eater. You know? And it's just like, like how fucking childish can we be, dude? I posted a video of Jay and I today and they're like, oh, he eats his boogers, sis. That's all my comment was. Yeah. They're like, oh, you're trading places with booger roll. Yeah.

I love it. Listen, I love my little boogie roll. I don't care. I'll eat his boogers for him. I'm friends with the boogie man. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that. No, I'll eat his boogers for him. Okay. Let's not. Let's change the subject. Get up here, Chach. What are you doing? He's staring at this wig. He wants his wig. No, he's literally staring at the wig. He wants the fucking wig.

okay oh okay okay all right it's your world we're just living in it yeah so anyways moving on from booger gate because that was just i can't even fucking believe that that's happened what else has happened on tiktok this week that we can talk about in our lives are we are we talking about it talking about what what happened on tiktok mm-hmm

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With Jeffrey and the other person? Yeah, I mean, let's talk about it. Okay, so here is my take on the situation that happened on TikTok. If you saw the video, cool. If not, cool. I don't really care. I don't really honestly have a side. I was put in a situation that I should have never fucking been put in, you know? And...

This creator, I have only met two times in my life. And that was the first. Yeah. The first time I met them was when they had this altercation with Jeffree Star. And then a second time after that, they came to a show, one of my husband's shows. And I genuinely love this creator and I love his husband. His husband fucking sweetie. Love his husband. His husband is just the sweetest thing ever. I might like his husband more than him.

But I mean, anyways, they're the cutest couple. Just because I love somebody doesn't mean that I have to like their actions and doesn't mean that it's not okay for me to set up boundaries with them. And I feel that Jeffrey has been

Everybody's been roasting Jeffrey, man. I mean, I'm talking like since he did, he went, he went on the canceled podcast with Tana and them. Then he went on a Tricia's podcast, which has yet to drop. And you know, people are just eating them alive. And, um, I get it. I get the Jeffrey is, he's this polarizing fucking creature that everybody is either obsessed with or hates. And that's how his life has always been. Um,

And was Jeffrey not a good human back in the day? Sure. I didn't know him then. So, you know, things that he's done in the past, absolutely. Some of them are, you know, not okay. And he's owned up to everything that he's done and he's

Jeffrey and I have been friends for about two years now. And like we have Thanksgiving together. Like dude has ridden on my fucking tour bus. Like I love that dude. That's my fucking homie. Farmer Jeff is my homie. And you guys know, you guys know how I am. We love farmer. My husband loves farmer Jeff. Like is farmer Jeff coming to Thanksgiving this year? That's all my husband cares about. You know, he's like, I fucking love Jeff.

And when Jeffrey is around us and our family, I don't know if maybe he just feels the love and he knows that he's in a safe space, but he is, his walls are down. So different. Yeah. His walls are down. He's sweet. He's loving. He's just happy. Almost. He's really him.

Yeah, like he's really him. And that's how I genuinely feel about my friend Farmer Jeff. I haven't seen the side that people are talking about. And I'm the type of person who you are innocent until proven guilty. And until you show me that side of you...

I'm going to have your back until, you know, the wheels fall off. And this other creator, you know, saw that Jeffrey was getting a lot of hate online and needed the views. I mean, let's go back and look at his views. You can see that he needed the views. And we're content creators. That's what we do. We fucking hop on the bandwagons and we fucking talk about shit if it's relevant at that time and fucking get the views for it. Dude, do you. I 100% agree.

Get that. Do not throw me under the bus because you hate somebody.

And that's where I got my feelings hurt because I was like, damn, I really looked at this person like somebody that was really like just a sweetheart to me. Put your neck out for this person because inviting somebody to the Opry, that's not our concert. That's the Opry's show. Yeah, that's the difference between a concert and the Opry are two completely different things. You are attending as an artist.

Opry's show versus like us having a concert somewhere. Like you put your neck out for that person. That and it it's the Opry is a sacred space, you know? So it's an honor for us to even fucking be able to step in the building, especially people like us. We don't fucking belong there. And we are there representing my husband.

who is my number one priority, no matter what the fuck goes down. I am there to represent my husband. If you guys want to fucking act a fool, do you, but don't fucking let it get out of hand. Keep it between you guys and let's keep it respectful. We're, we're here on business, you know, we're not here just, you know, whatever. Anyways, this other creator was in town in Nashville and he had kept inviting me to like lunch or something like that. It was a busy week. I forget exactly what was going on.

And I just said, hey, you know, if you want to come to the Opry, I would love to see you and your husband. I can see you there because then it's like a controlled environment. Jeffrey does Alexandra Kay's merch. So he was going to the Opry anyways with Alexandra Kay. He just happened to be there. And Jeffrey's my buddy, dude. So, of course, he's going to hang out in our room. Yeah.

I don't exactly remember what happened, but I remember I introduced these two and I was like, yeah, this is so-and-so. He's got a little channel that he does, blah, blah, blah. Jeffrey was being sweet. I have the videos of the introduction. Like we were being for real. Like it was like a cool introduction. I don't know if I was talking to somebody. I don't know if I was in the room, if it happened. Like this is how minute the situation was to me. I was going to say to you, it, it,

It wasn't enough to make a deal out of, if that makes sense. I didn't think it was a big deal. Um, but I do remember you had to come to me and say, Hey, this person is upset about something. And then kind of explain it to me. He said that I was in the room to when it happened, but he also said that you explained to me what was happening. So I don't know. I don't know the details. I don't believe you were standing there. Yeah. I don't know. No, but anyways, I got

when I found out what was going on, I left my husband's situation or, you know, saying hi to everybody. I mean, I think I was talking to like fucking, um, what, what's that dude's name that we love so much him and his wife, the older country singer who's always supporting Jay. I forget his name. I have video of us talking, but he's at always at Jay, Jay stuff. Um,

And he was at the Opry that night and I was just saying hi to everybody. And I went back in the room and I'm just like, "Hey man, what happened?" You know, and he's like, "Well, I was explaining that, you know, my husband was explaining that we get death threats or something like that and Jeffrey looked over at us and said,

who the fuck you're not getting death threats who do you think you are or something like that who are you like who are you yeah who are you that was the words who are you and i was like oh and i started laughing i was like that's just how jeffrey is i was like he's so fucking blunt i was like i don't think he meant anything by it but i'll go figure it out and find out what's going on so i go over to jeff and i'm like are you being i said can you be nice

So what are you doing? He said, what are you talking about? And I was like, are you being fucking rude? And he's like, no. And I was like, what just happened with you guys? Yeah. He's like, I just, he goes, I genuinely want to know who the fuck are they that they're getting death threats because I'm pretty famous and I don't get death threats. And I was just like, Jeff, I love you. Stop fucking acting like that. I was like, just be nice. And he's like, fine, you know, but like, that's,

- That's his personality. That was not him showing a side of him no one's ever seen. If you know anything at all about Jeffrey, that's his personality. - Yeah, so I went to him, I'm just like, be nice and stop acting like that. And then I went over to them and I'm like, hey, yes, he said this to you, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry if that hurt your feelings. It's all love, let's just fucking have a great night. What the fuck else am I supposed to do in that situation?

fine they were side stage with us after there's video so yeah there's a video of all of us hanging out being fine and in his video he says i feel so i felt so fake in that moment then why didn't you leave i know but how is that on you i know if i feel fake in a moment i'm going to fucking remove myself yes and i'm going to fucking leave so no one forced you to come side stage i want to make that very clear you were invited and you took that invite and came with us so

Every I thought everything up got put aside and him and Jeffrey just you know having the little tip I don't have me. I don't have time to referee grown men. You know what I'm saying? I'm there for my fucking husband I don't give a fuck what you two got going on and that's just that's what it is what it is And if that's rude, I don't give a fuck I ride for my husband Yeah, that's it period point-blank period and we're at the Opry nobody's fucking stealing my shine. No, I

So I wake up the other day and I have a few people text me and they're like, do you see what this person's saying about you? And I'm like, so I've like had crusty ass eyeballs and I see this guy's video and he's like, I've been waiting to talk about this for six months. And like, you know, and I'm like, cool, that's your story to tell. Tell your story like you deserve to talk about that encounter. If that's exactly how you felt about it, talk about it, whatever you got to do.

And in the video he says, and Bunny just looked at me and said, "Well, that's how he is." That's not all I said to you. And you know that's not all I said to you. And that's fine. And if that's how you want to portray

how I was to you. I don't need people like that in my life who only tell half truths. You know, he's a sweet boy and he does a, he's a, has a great job, uh, does a great job at what he does, but I'm allowed to draw a boundary with you, especially when I see you talking shit about me and agreeing with people who are talking shit about me in the comments. Oh yeah. And then you let,

thousands of people just tear me apart like I didn't protect you when I did fucking protect you. I took time out of my night to fucking referee children. You know what I'm saying? That my first time ever meeting you, this is the drama that happens. I've been around Jeffrey a million times and never had a fucking problem with him. You come in the picture and now there's a fucking problem. Let's talk about it. You know what I'm saying? So

I sent him a voice note. Actually, I text him because at first I just couldn't believe I said, I did stick up for you. I told Jeffrey, stop acting like that because that's exactly what I did. And then he texts me back and he says, well, my problem isn't really with you and goes on to talk about the situation that happened and how you had to tell me about it. And then, um,

And then says, and then I text you and said we were leaving. No, you I stayed away from you after that happened. And I kind of kept a wedge between him and Jeff because I literally didn't want them to have to. I didn't want to have to cater to them. So I was sitting outside of our dressing room with Jeffrey. And he's like, hey, we're about to leave. But which I thought they were going to leave. And I'm like, cool. So I went in there to go say bye to them. And I'm like, hey, Jay's about to go on stage. Do you guys want to come? And they're like, yes, yes.

He made it sound like I brought them side stage because I felt sorry for them. And you forced it or something. Yeah. That wasn't forced. I left him. That did not happen. And I left him a voice note and I, it's about two minutes long and I have the voice note right here that I can play for you guys, which I gladly will. And, um, here I'll just play. Yeah. I'll just play the voice note.

So that you can hear why I blocked him. Let's also talk about the fact that like he threw one of our stylists under the bus and I get a phone call of that. She's sitting in her driveway, bawling her eyes out. Why? Cause that video came up on her for you. And he's talking about the stylist. But did she say that? No. So he's lying. He's lying about that. And she's like, and then Krista kind of got defensive and was like, how dare you?

Put the sweetest person in the entire world who's ever existed. Who doesn't even talk. It took me five times before she had a conversation with me meeting her because she is that quiet. Well, I knew that was a lie when he said that. This is all first news to me. You never even told me about this. I knew that was a lie because one...

Krista is our wardrobe person. She would never say something like that. And two, it wasn't that big of a fucking deal. Nobody even knew what was going on. Yeah. It was like, I didn't say that. So let's just clear our little stylist, our stylist, little assistant,

Like we love her to death. We know you didn't say it, baby. It's all good. But it's like just because you have hate for somebody, don't pull in other people. That's not OK. And that's why I blocked him. So here's the voice note. I left him. I said I started off in the beginning. I said, I hear I hear what you're saying. I see what you're saying and I hear you.

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I don't really remember what exactly happened because it was just everything was so busy that night. It was at the Opry. But I do know that Jeffrey told me his side. I do know that you told me your side. And I do know that I'm there at the Opry for my husband and I don't have time to cater to grown men having a little spat. I do know that you told Jeffrey something about

you guys are getting death threats or something like that. And Jeffrey said, well, who the fuck are you? Like, just kind of like, what do you mean you're getting death threats? Like, why would people give you death threats? And when I confronted Jeffrey, and I don't even want to say confronted because that's a really big word, but when I did say something to Jeffrey about it, he's like, no, I didn't even mean it like that. He's like, you know, I'm sarcastic. You know, I'm just pretty blunt with how I say things. He's like, I genuinely wanted to know who the fuck they are that they're getting death threats. So, I mean...

I don't know. I think it was really shitty of you to try to paint it like, you know, like I didn't stick up for you or like I brought you side stage because I felt sorry for you. No, my husband just went on stage. We all went side stage. I have a video of me, you and Jeffrey standing side stage, smiling and laughing and having a good time. Had I known that you were that upset about that, like I would have definitely...

you know, try to make you feel better than I did. I mean, I apologize to you and your husband so many times. I don't know what more you wanted me to do in that situation. It was very awkward for me to have to be in that situation also. And Jeffrey's apologized to me numerous times. Um, and then I've seen you after at shows and like, you've never brought it up again. And I don't know. It just seems really, it feels, um,

I don't know, just kind of like a slap in the face that you would even try to make it seem like I'm the bad person in this situation because you have a problem with Jeffrey. And it's not right and it's not OK, but I still love you and I genuinely hope the best for you. And yeah, just have a great day and the holidays are coming up and I hope you just love on everybody around you, baby. Spread love because there's so much toxic shit in this world, man. We don't need any more of that.

And that's the last thing I said to him. And then he took it upon himself to go and make another video about how I left him a two minute message that didn't even, uh, didn't even deserve a reply. And you're mad that I blocked you, homie. He blocked me. Let's talk about how you blocked my team. Like, it's just, dude, I've met you two times. I, if this show me who you are one time and that's all I need to see, you know what I'm saying? And it's like,

I don't have beef with you at all. I genuinely do not care about the situation. You made a big deal over somebody asking you who the fuck you were. That's an ego problem. And I don't deal with people who have egos. You know what I'm saying? Like, I mean, and like on the second time that he was at our, the concert, our staff had to approach us and ask us to remove them because they were being so much backstage. Yeah. And like, and I made sure they,

They were good and made it to side stage. Like I took care of him. So for him to block me too after that, I'm like, what the fuck did I do? Yeah. I mean, you literally went out of your way on a night that you're working to ensure that he was helped and in a good position that he could watch the entire concert side stage. Yeah. And never brought up Jeffrey. Never said anything. Never said anything. Good to see you.

And the crazy thing is in our text messages, I have text messages of videos that he's posted about me or my husband or like something. And he's asked for approval on it. And this video he decided not to ask for approval on because he knew he was being shady. I just don't appreciate half-truths and I'm allowed to block whoever disturbs my peace. And baby, I am...

What does Gypsy Rosa say? I'm on a high right now. Can't take fucking whatever the fuck. Can't bring me down. Can't bring me down. Like, I'm in such a good space that it's like, if you just show me who you are one time, that's all I need to know. And I've only met you twice, dude. Like, stop making it seem like we were fucking best friends. Yeah. And that's what the comments were saying.

they're saying. So I just wanted to clear the air. They were like, wow, he lost such a good friend. And I'm like, that was the first time they met. Yeah. Jeffrey is my good friend. And I'm going to, I'm riding for farmer Jeff. Yeah. Jeff's coming to Thanksgiving. Yeah. Yeah. Jeff will be at our house next week for Thanksgiving coming in, you know, like,

We've spent real time with Jeff. And I have friends from the past who have had a problem with Jeffrey who have told me like, hey man, this is what happened to me. And there was a couple situations where I was like, damn, you know, like do I continue this friendship?

you know? And in my mind, I just think about myself and there is so much shit about me online that if somebody really wanted to, they could really fucking make a judgment against me and be like, this girl's a piece of shit. I don't want to be friends with her just because of hearsay on the fucking internet. And so I just truly believe that I am going to love people until they give me a reason to cut, to not give them my love anymore. I always feel like if, if,

Would I want to be held against a friendship against the sins of my past? And I'm like,

man i've done some shady shit in my past like i've done some really fucked up stuff and i couldn't imagine if everyone right now meeting me was to judge me on things i did so long ago because that's not who i am today 20 years ago i was doing drugs and robbing people yeah like you know could you imagine if everyone's like we can't be friends with her because she you know and she did cocaine oh yeah well that well i think they're robbing people is why they wouldn't want to be with me but i

I was on Xanax. Listen, I was on Xanax. I always felt like if a dude wanted to give me money, he deserved to get robbed because he's propositioning me for sex. So he deserved it. And he was probably married. Was it right? No. But I've admitted to my fucking sins. I believe that

people can change. Yeah. And does Jeffrey still have a fucking, is he still can Jeffrey's of a little firecracker? You know what I'm saying? He's gonna fucking tell you what the fuck he thinks when he thinks that he's just fucking real. Yeah. And people aren't used to that real. And you know, it, it kind of like set me back when all this like went, went down. And I think I said this to you and I was like, the fact that, um,

This dude was so taken back by someone blatantly saying something to him just shows who he surrounds himself with. Yeah. Also that all those people are not real enough to tell you something. You were so taken back that someone was real with you. And that's kind of sad. But another thing is too, and another reason he got blocked is I don't go to the internet and talk shit. Never. Like that is so fucking. That could have been a simple text though the day after.

Yeah. Or literally. Why was that brought up six months later? Because Jeffrey's trending right now. Or literally call me after you post that. After I send you the two minute voice note that didn't deserve a response, which I thought I was very nice. Do I sound like I'm upset? Am I upset now? No. Did you hurt my feelings and show me when you showed me who you were? Yes. Because I'm normally a really good judge of character. I didn't see that coming at all. And what's crazy is my husband did.

I told him what he did and he was like, I saw that coming. I was like, what? I hate when my husband's right, dude. Cause I'm like, damn, I'm like, I didn't see that coming because I really thought he was a sweetheart, you know? And you know,

Don't start none won't be none. I'm allowed to defend myself and I always will. And, you know, people who know me should know there's always more to the story. And I'm just not going to go and make a TikTok video about it. I'll talk about it on my podcast because, hey, thanks for the downloads. You know what I'm saying? But yeah.

Yeah, this is my place where I'm going to speak my piece and it is what it is. Jeffrey said the same thing. He was like, man, fuck that guy. So literally I sent it to Jeffrey and Jeffrey's like, and this is how down Jeffrey is for me. Like I love him so much. She's like, you want me to make a video about it? I said, no, I do not want you to make a video about it.

You know, Jeffrey's like, just say the word. He's like, I'll make a video about it. And I'm like, no, it's not even that serious. I'm like, because your video will get way more views. You know what I'm saying? It's like the Michaela drama right now. I'm living for his videos. Yeah. So, no. But yeah, no. So, moving on from that, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. And, you know, just...

Be a good human, dude. It's not that fucking hard. Communicate. Yeah. Communicate. Not everything has to be put online. Yes, your story with Jeffrey deserves it. Okay, cool. Perfect. But leave me the fuck out of it because I didn't do anything wrong. I genuinely did nothing wrong. In that exact situation, he could have said to Jeffrey right there like, hey, man.

Why'd you say that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like why did it happen? Or talk like grown men. Have a conversation. Have a conversation like grown men. Be comfortable with uncomfortable conversations. Yes. Like, yo, that hurt my feelings, dude. Why would you say that to me? Yeah. You know, or like, what's your problem with me? Because if someone said that to my husband...

I would literally be like, Hey man. Yeah. Yeah. Not, not my sweet little husband. You know, like if somebody asked me who the fuck are you? I'd be like, well, do you let me, let me show you, honey. Let me show you who I am. You know, I would never take offense to that. I'd be like, well, actually this is who I am. And this, you know what I mean? Yeah.

No, but yeah. So that's what happened in case anybody was wondering. I mean, it's not, it's really not that fucking juicy. That's the crazy thing is we're literally having this conversation over somebody saying, who the fuck are you? Yeah, that's it. That was the gist of it. Like we're about to go to fucking world war three and that's what you guys fucking care about, bro.

Get the fuck out of here. I got, I got, if it's not making me, if it's not fucking me, financing me or feeding me, I don't give a fuck, dude. So please miss me with that bullshit. It should be a t-shirt quote of the fucking night. I think it's a meme. Oh, definitely. Definitely a meme from my space for the my space days. Um, let's talk about how, how, how haunted our, um,

Fucking new studio is. This is wild. The doorbell rang like a little bit ago. I don't know if you guys heard that or not. So ever since we've moved in, every time we come in this studio, I have a fucking a whole reason for this, but the front door ring, the doorbell rings and we always think it's my neighbor, but, and it's not, but we'll go and look. Nobody will be there.

I think that it is. And I came in today and there was keys in the door. These keys just fucking appeared out of nowhere, dude. It's crazy, but I don't get a sense of anything bad here. I get a sense of like there was something here or maybe this was built on top of something or something like that. Oh, no, we did buy a lot of antiques. Yeah, that too. Yeah.

So I just feel like the ghosts are just like saying, like, they're happy we're here. They're like, hello. They're like, ding dong, hello. You know, like, hello, Jackie. They're just so excited we're here. Like, there's movement, you know, because we're like, we pop in and pop out of here so much, you know? Yeah. But I mean, it's really, it's crazy because Jay and I used to live in this apartment on, where is that? Is it East Nashville? West 46th is? Yeah.

I don't know. We used to live in when we first moved out here, we got this apartment. Jay and I lived in this apartment for about, I don't know, maybe six months. And I would have the worst panic attacks in this fucking apartment. I'm talking like it was so bad. I had to wear a heart monitor because I was going to the hospital so much. Oh, my God. Like it was fucking crazy. I genuinely looked at Jay one time because we had gone to the hospital and I was like, I think I'm losing my mind.

Like that's how crazy it was. So I started researching like the area. Come to find out that apartment building was brand new, like had just gone up. But back in the day, it was a fucking Indian burial ground. Yes. When I found that out, we moved the fuck out. The shit stopped happening to me. Fucking crazy, right? Indian burial ground. Indian burial ground. Straight out of a movie. Yeah. Somewhere here in Nashville. Yeah.

crazy right what yeah that was like remember our um studio on music row yeah it was an old psych ward yes do you remember what the studio we had on music row at one point was a psych ward okay and we hated that place yeah i hated it it was just it was really it was like really repressed vibes and honestly i don't think jay wrote an album out of that studio

No? There was nothing ever constructive that came out of that studio. Is that the studio where I fell down the stairs? It was the one with the really creepy stairs. I hate it. Yes. I hate it. That was it. Haley, you fall out of the stairs everywhere. When do you not fall is what I want to know. Haley fell on tour two years in a row. Bro, this one was worse. Same knee. Yeah, it was bloody. Bro, we were walking down the street in Cincinnati, right? Is that where we were? Yep. And she straight like...

i just hear i hear something slap their ground and she goes like a little chihuahua and this is like in public on a street corner about to cross the street cars everywhere is so embarrassing i got up so fast oh the phone slid into the road i was like i'm good i'm good let's go and she runs to an alleyway and then she goes

And there's just blood running down her leg. There was a brand new tattoo that she scraped up. I was bleeding from a new tattoo. It was like straight meat. Oh. Is this in Cleveland that we're talking about? Cincinnati. Oh, yeah, yeah. And then she goes, and there's like police officer pulling out. He's like, she goes, do you think he has a first aid kit? I love it. Same knee as last year. You fell backstage though. My scabs are gone.

Oh, and then I was like, okay, let's go get the first aid kit back at the place. We walk a block. We get there and I'm like, okay, I'm going to wipe it. She goes, I just got a fresh spray tan. Could you just dab it? I was kind of more concerned about the spray tan. You were. Yeah. I was just dabbing strips of blood. You know, when you get a good spray tan, it's just like, fuck.

No, you're crazy about spray tans. I don't look at my spray tans the way you look at your spray tans. Let's talk about this, ladies. Okay, when I go to spray tan, I wake up, I'll shower. That's it. I don't even care if I shave, nothing. I just shower, I spray tan, and then I fucking leave it on for four hours and wash it off.

This woman right here, her spray tan regimen takes two hours. She has to wash her hair. She has to shave her legs and her vagina. Full body. A full body shave. She has to moisturize. She has to loofah. Makes the tan look better and last longer. Bro. It's $20. Like the next day.

she sleeps if i if i wash mine off in four hours which i have done before it's gone it's all gone i can't sleep in a spray tan oh i already feel and smell like i'm burnt like there's no fucking way i'm doing that can't do it so yeah ladies which one are you are you a hayley or a bunny whenever it comes to spray tanning or maybe that would never get a spray tan because no maybe got one maybe got one so

Tell them about what happened, Mimi. Okay, so first off, I don't get spray tans. I don't care to be tan. I have enough color on my body. I don't need more. I don't care.

And I go and Bunny is so excited. She was like, we're getting Mimi's first pretend. Let's go. And they're the machine. So I don't know anything about these. She walks in. She's like, all right, they're going to like tell you to do these poses. And she's like showing me the poses and all this kind of stuff. And I like forgot to put the shower cap on.

my hair so like it's about to start and I was like and I jump out of it and now at this point because I have bad memory I have forgotten all the moves that Bunny has just taught me so I put the shower cap on super fast I get in and it's like two one and then I'm like looking at the screen trying to figure out the

pose and i like i'm too late at it and so it's already to the next pose so it's like part way down and i'm like moving and it was very much like the ross from friends moment because i'm pretty sure i don't even got much on my back at this point you are so uneven bro the next like four hours this tan is developing and it just looks like someone shat on me

It's like speckles of tan everywhere and I just looked awful. It was rough. It was like the time Bailey had that fucking mustache when she got fucking sprayed. It was so bad. Guys, don't spray tan. No, I love it. But I don't need to do a fucking 12-hour ritual before I fucking...

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Bro, can we talk about Luke Combs' reaction on TikTok? The best part of the night. Bro. The best part of the night. I love him, though. Luke is so funny. Dude, shout out Chris Stapleton. Like, you're the fucking goat. You win everything. Your wife's a fucking badass, too. She walked by me last night. She goes, hey, bunny. She looks so majestic. I was like, how does she know who I am?

Bro, she walked by with a cape on. Yeah. And it was like, I don't even know if she was actually taking steps. It looked like she just glided past me. Yeah. The Queen of Narnia or something. Bro, she came up to Ashley McBride next to us and told her she was a strong, like, badass woman. And she walked away. And Ashley McBride was shaking. She was like, did she just say that to me? Aw. I love Ashley McBride so much. Like, you deserve that. Yeah. She's amazing. But yeah, his wife is dope. But anyways, so...

it was just hilarious because we were all thinking the same thing. Like Chris, it's just, it's a given. He's going to win five awards at each fucking show. Yes. And when they announced that Chris had won another award, I remember we were just like, yay, go Chris, go, you know, whatever. And fucking Luke looks over and he's like, like,

The way he said it was like He couldn't fucking believe it Just the fucking The umph behind What he said was so fucking funny dude Oh my god Luke Combs is a very naturally funny person You posted a Or no like a makeup tutorial He's like shooting flies in the back And he's in the background hunting flies With a salt shaker There's a salt gun Watch here it is

I did not realize we were in the background of this video. No, I did not. Yes. Bro. Bro. His eight? I mean, the way he was just like, damn. But literally, we were all like, damn, dude. Save some swag for the rest of us, Mr. Stapleton. Okay? There you go.

That shit was funny dude like so That is hilarious The minute so we're on the red carpet last night doing like interviews and stuff and she goes we have a song to promote and just pushes me in front of a camera right and heard I was standing there and We're just like laughing right and we're like you fucking bitch

bitch okay but you want to know why miranda lambert's manager is a fucking boss and we just saw them the other day right and i don't know how that it got brought up chewing gum yeah i was chewing gum and i know she indirectly said it to me because i'm always chewing gum not because you're doing it anyways yeah i was like no it is because i'm doing it

But anyways, she talked about how like people on the red carpet get smacked gum. She said she would walk around with her hand out back in the day and make people spit the gum in her hand. And she's like this tough German woman. So it's like when she talks, you fucking listen because you're just getting free game, you know? And she said, ladies, I don't even know how to do a German accent. Ladies, anytime you're on the red carpet, she said, yeah.

Just act like you're having fun. Laugh. Your mother is watching. Yes. You know, you want them to think that you're just having the time. Even if you're not talking about anything, you just laugh. So I fucking shoved Mimi in the back of the fucking Entertainment Tonight videos and we're just back there laughing and having a great time. But we actually were having a hilarious conversation. Oh, we were laughing. Yeah. And then Teddy Swims came up and like, you know, it was just like, whatever. So yeah. But immediately she pushes me in front of it and all of a sudden my phone starts like ding.

And I look down because that's like the clip they get, of course, is I'm like actively working and getting these texts. And it's everyone going, we can see your hair in the background. Yeah. No, it's so awesome, though. Let's talk about how I just did my book cover photo shoot. Right.

okay ladies so good ladies I'm wearing wigs now okay oh I got so last time we talked on ask tell confess I was talking about wearing my first wig yep and I'm addicted now this is the one I wore to the CMAs last night you're never too you're three wigs already and I've only been wearing them a week okay like it's getting bad it's a game changer no it's a game changer and my hair like I'm giving it a break from heat I get to just

slather it in oils and just let my hair heal and like bro you're gonna come out from wig era and your hair is gonna look like this can't wait give me two years baby i'll be good um but yeah so i love wearing wigs these are my fucking jam what was my whole point though of talking about the wigs

Oh, yeah. Do you wear wigs? Do you wear wigs? So the book cover shoot was my first wig, and it turned out so awesome. Our new girl, let's shout her out. Body by Miana, like Rihanna. Bodied by Miana on Instagram. And I believe the girl who...

me the wigs who has the actual hair is like at TCC. We're going to put them on the screen. Yeah, we'll put them on the screen. These girls are so great, man. They're just really, and they're such good. I haven't met the other one, but Miana is awesome. She's like a great addition to our team. She's like willing to learn. She works really well with us.

Yeah. It's hard to bring someone into your circle and have their work and their personality mesh. Yeah. And she fit really well. Like she's, you know, has really good social cues and stuff. And like, I just love how hard she works and she is always on time. Yeah. Yeah. I love her.

And she's very like perfectionist. Yes. And I love that because we're all perfectionists and, but she knows that we're perfectionist. So she's like extra perfectionist. So I love it. And, um, yeah, I'm addicted to it, but I can't wait to get these pictures back from the book cover photo shoot. Let's talk about, let's talk about you trying to take off your first wig. Oh,

Okay. So the first wig she put on me was with, okay. So I've discovered that like most girls can wear a wig for like a few days or weeks. I'm not that girl. You're the Jeff. I,

You want to take it off with a fork at the end of the night? Yeah, Jeffrey was on my tour bus one day and fucking just yanked his wig off with a fucking fork. But we're not doing that over here. But I'm not one of those girls who can do that. No. I can probably leave a wig on for 24 hours and then I got to take it off. So the first time she put a wig on me, she put extra glue thinking I was going to keep it on for like a week. I mean, she laid it like you were supposed to lay a wig. No, it was perfect. It was perfect. Seamless. You couldn't even tell it wasn't my hair.

And so I go to fucking take it off. Bro, there was so much glue. And like, I literally...

had to pour alcohol like on the side of my face while I was in the shower so alcohol's all going in my eyes I fucking had a towel I'm scrubbing my face like I literally have wig glue on the side of my face right now because that's how much I just did I was so tired last night from the CMAs but yeah the first time was rough and so now when she lays them she's like okay girl I know you're gonna take this off in three hours it's like just a layer way less glue and they come off so easy and it's just like oh my god yeah so I didn't even mean to talk that much about wigs but I just fucking like

But also the fact that your hair is still in full curl from last night is crazy. This is the CMA wig, dude. Yeah, it's beautiful. And it smells so good. You should display them, too, once you're done with it. I want to. We're going to get a bunch of heads. I need to get a bunch of wig stands and stuff now so that I have them. No, I'm wigging it up, baby. I'm wigging it up. And then so we also colored a wig for you. How'd you feel about that?

I love it. Can we bring up the video? Yeah. We have a cowboy copper wig that I'm going to start wearing. And I might debut it. My new song, Come Here Cowboy, is dropping on 1125, which is today, the day of the podcast. So you guys might see my cowboy copper wig in the music video that we're shooting, which will drop on December 3rd. But yeah, did we ever find out from Jen if we could give a snippet? A couple of seconds.

We can give. Okay, so I am going to release a couple. So my Patreon, of course, is going to be the first people who get to hear this. So this is a little snippet of the new Come Here Cowboy Christmas song that is an original Christmas song. Cowboy roping with your ribbon around me.

Got the films. Got the films. Yeah, baby. Oh, yeah. I had to fight to get you guys to be able to hear that. Now that we have a freaking publicist, she's fucking on my ass for everything. But, um...

That's it. It's called Come Here Cowboy. You guys go download it now. It should be on Apple. It should be on Spotify. It should be everywhere. Well, if you're watching this on my Patreon, you're seeing this a day before it drops. It'll drop at midnight. So lucky you guys get to hear it first. And then everybody who's listening to this on all streaming platforms. What video do you guys have coming up? Because I can see you guys fucking smiling and laughing. Let me see. Let's see this video. Let's see whatever. These two have been hawking the fucking TV.

what is it i need this video i need this video i need this video this is hilarious why was this not in the in the album your daughter took it i just remembered she had airdropped it while we were sitting there yeah that is so funny but yeah that's my cowboy copper uh that's a good one yeah i can't wait to rock it but no i'm gonna be having fun with these wigs so you guys just be careful um

What do you guys think she should wear? Because I really would love to see her. I want to see Cowboy Copper in the Come Here Cowboy video. Oh, we're doing it. We're going to do it. Moving on from Cowboy Copper wigs. I am about to do the biggest interview of my life today, you guys. Today, meaning like Monday, because you guys are going to hear this podcast today.

I have dreamt my entire life for this fucking podcast. And as you're listening to this podcast, just know that I'm shitting my pants and puking and crying in a podcast with...

someone who i have literally idolized my entire life can't wait you deserve this so we deserve this we have all worked this is a goal that we have all worked towards and oh my god i'm gonna cry i know it's crazy i still can't believe it's happening i just can't i'm like i just cannot believe it shout out to her manager and everybody else like who am jen vessio who made this fucking happen but you guys are

I just can't even believe that I'm going to get to sit across the... And this person does not do podcasts, and I'm actually getting 45 minutes with this person. It's going to be the best 45 minutes ever. Oh, I don't even... I'm probably just going to sit there and stare at him. Just bunny crying for 45 minutes. Literally. That will be the best podcast ever. Just me fucking just trying to pull myself together, dude.

For the last five minutes, okay, we can get started now. Bro, I'm so fucking nervous. Like, you have no idea. That's why, like, none of this other shit bothers me. Like, if you want to talk shit about me online, go ahead. But I feel like the more you guys hate me, the more I just succeed. And I'm so thankful. Like, thank you, God, for giving me and my friends this life and us building. My husband said the sweetest shit to me today. I don't know if I should say it online, but...

I'm just going to say it. He, um, he really breathed life into me today because he was like, baby, that person's manager is seeing the future. He said, you are part of the cutting edge of what's about to happen. Um,

And he's like, you have worked so hard for these past six years building what you have. And he's like, big corporations need people like you who actually can relate to people and have the following that you do. He's like, that person has seen it happen before with his client. And now he's seeing it happen with you. And he's so forward thinking that he sees that in you. And I was just like, damn, babe.

breathe life into me brother what could i let me suck you off how about that let me say if you weren't on so many antibiotics i would swallow but i just couldn't do it listen that's a real thing let's talk about it right let's talk about it guys what you put in your diet comes out in your fucking cum you know what i'm saying

We went from zero to a hundred real quick, but Jaime, you believe in that, right? Yeah. Yeah. Pineapple, asparagus. It's. Oh, don't do asparagus. God, you guys remember that one time on the bus, I thought I fucking was dying because I ate asparagus and I'm like, my pee really smells like chemicals. I think I need to go to the hospital. And then I was like, oh, I ate fucking asparagus. Like it's brutal, man. Don't do that to men. Do not do that to your girls. Yeah. Don't.

Don't do that to your- Men are disgusting. Can we talk about it? Yeah, let's talk about it. My fucking right armpit has been inflamed. We've talked about this on the podcast. On the deodorant commercials. On the deodorant commercials, on this podcast. I have told you guys my right pit is ripe all the time. Strong enough. Guess what? I figured out why. And it fucking hit me like a ton of bricks the other day. This motherfucker, Jason D. Ford-

Every time I have deodorant on the counter, he steals my deodorant. And for some reason, when he uses my deodorant, my fucking armpit just goes up in flames, dude. My right one. I don't know what it is. Why is it not your left? I don't know. Do you start with your right? Yes.

I do. Maybe it's that first layer and you rub it off on the right one so your left one doesn't get it. Damn. We're figuring it out right now too. This is unfolding. Real time. This is crazy. So yeah. So like for years, for like two, three years now, I'm like, fuck, am I going through perimenopause? Like what the fuck is happening? She's constantly, let me give you this. If Bunny's in public and she needs to scratch her armpit, she'll go to fix her hair and be like,

or she makes us come up or like if i have to take a picture with somebody that's how nervous i get because sometimes it's ripe for the picking bro and i don't understand where it fucking comes from and it hit me like a ton of bricks i walked into my fucking bathroom the other day my deodorant was on my husband's side of the fucking bathroom with the top off and everything and i'm like this dude uses my deodorant even when he puts it back on my side

Well, you said it hadn't been doing it because he's been on tour and we've had separate tour buses. So all of our toiletries are separated. And this tour, my armpits been way better. It hasn't been inflamed. Like I'm like, damn, I'm fucking, I'm maybe healing my body. Feeling so good. And then I get home and this motherfucker has me fucking inflamed in my piddle again, dude. I'm like, bro, stop using my fucking deodorant. Who would do that?

Who just takes someone else's deodorant? My husband. Jaime. Stop taking Brooke's deodorant. Okay, only when I run out. Only when I run out. But I feel like girl deodorant lasts longer. Go get your own. Yeah, go buy it then. I can't be buying like a...

Female deodorant? It's for your girlfriend. They'll never know. I can't believe you. Wow. It's also like I also have put it back so that way she didn't. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Brooke, now, you know, you got a stink in your pit. You know why? Yeah, exactly. And I mean, you know, he said, sorry.

And I mean, you know, it's all good. I love my husband. I'll share whatever with him, but stop using my fucking deodorant. It's just like when men steal their girlfriend's towels. Like, do not. I made that. I drew the line in the sand with that with my husband a long time ago. Why? Because what does he do with the towel? Go ahead and let the world know. Wait, the world doesn't know? The world doesn't know the general towel. I don't know if I can. What do you think? Do you think it would embarrass him? I think it's hilarious. He already is booger roll. I mean...

I don't want to add to it. I don't want to add to it. We'll leave it a mystery. Yeah. Just so you guys know, don't ever use a towel after him. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, we'll leave that one a mystery. But yeah, no, I cut the, I put the line in the sand. So now I'm going to have to put the line in the sand with the deodorant. But my husband is so sensitive. I have to pick the times that I'm going to tell him when I'm drawing a line. I told you, you should literally leave one out on the counter. Never use it and put one in a drawer for yourself. Yeah. And only use your drawer deodorant. Yeah. Don't listen to this jelly. He never does. Are you kidding me? My husband never listens to any of my, so he only uses the counter.

Deodorant. You're tricking them. Tricking. Also, our doorbell just went off. I don't know if you guys heard that. Are you serious? Mm-hmm. Yep. I heard that. No, I didn't hear that. Wow. They're just saying hi. It's the ghost, baby. It's the ghost of Christmas past. Well, I love you guys. This was a sweet little catch up. You guys have anything else you want to talk about? Is there any other shit we need to address while we're on here? We have a video shoot coming up.

In a couple weeks. I'm really excited for this video shoot. We just went and toured the location. And it's like a 1920s theater. So talk about freaking haunted you guys. I can't wait. Bring up the spirit box. You better. Jaime and I went there today to tour it. The guy is so sweet. And he was telling me.

that the bathrooms in there were like through a secret door down underneath the building into this like little room and i was like you mean that little door that's right there goes to a secret room and he was like yeah we're going in it i don't know about that um but the way it was might have boogers on the wall yeah uh the way it was set up anyways the it was for silent films oh

Oh, I love that. I know. And it's got this little stage in front of it where he said a lot of the times they would do live music to go along with the silent films as it played. And so eventually like it went into like the digital era. So they cut little holes in the ceiling up on the other end to project the movie. And then, you know, the building eventually was in a movie theater, but it has a lot of those same elements.

aspect. So it's got that ledge up top with all the old movie theater seats and stuff. It's going to be a really cool vibe. I can't wait. I'm so excited. Yeah, it's going to be for Come Here Cowboys. So like I said, you guys go download the song, put it on TikTok. Anybody who uses the sound on TikTok or Instagram or Facebook, I will reshare it as much as I can. We had some really cool writers on this song too. I'm so honored to have worked with. Yeah.

Alicia Vanderheim, Jesse Joe Dillon, Nicolette. I always forget her fucking last name, but Pillbox Patty. Shout out to you guys for making this happen. I'm just super excited and I can't wait for it to be into the ethers. We should get them on the podcast. Yeah, we will. Why not? Girl time. Gang gang. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I love you guys. Holla. I'm out. Smell you later. See you guys next week.