Charlie Classic : Fisting, Watersports and Rubber Tails
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All right, gentlemen coming to main stage next this is bunny get up there She's got a tornado of titties coming your way get those dollar bills ready She's got an ass that shakes like Michael J Fox. So get up there and throw throw throw them dollars That is fucking iconic. Well, hello you sexy motherfuckers Welcome back to another episode of dumb blonde My name is bunny your host with the most and today we have an amazing

amazing, gorgeous, beautiful lady on the show today. She can stick pretty much anything up her butt. I've seen it with my own eyes, anything from a nuclear scud to a fist. Her name is the beautiful, the sexy, the amazing, the fetish-loving Lydia Black. Hello. Yes, I can put many things up the butt. It's one of my many talents. It's a talent that not a lot of people have that aren't in prison. So I'm really, really proud.

you know i'm i'm impressed i know god please don't don't let me have to use that for another reason someday listen listen there's two reasons like either you take big stuff up your butt because you like it or you've been to county jail one of the two i'm just gonna be blessed to do both someday i'm sure of it so uh uh as far as fetish and stuff you're one of those um like

Fetish, I guess when people want to do the weird crazy porn they go to you. Yeah, I would say that I've been asked like all the weirdest things like so when you when you Come into a set like that. Are you? Prepared for that weirdness. Oh, yeah Usually if I'm coming on set for like a really crazy fetish day I I have I do like a couple of things to prepare like especially for like the pee stuff as You can tell by my shirt. I like to drink pee. I

Yes, a lot of pee. So, yeah, and when you're drinking a lot of pee, like, you want to prepare your stomach for that shit because, like, who knows what the fuck that person has put in their body. Yeah, I was about to ask, like, when you're drinking someone's pee, I know, like, if they're drinking a lot of coffee, it's not going to be that tasty. You know what I mean? Yeah, see that face? See that face? Like, that was the face. The first time I met you was, like, the worst piss experience I've actually ever had in my life.

Same here. Same here. We were literally in the cheapest motel I've ever been in. The Red Roof Inn. And we were at the Red Roof and Hooker Problems wanted to do a pee scene with you. And she had been drinking at a convention nothing but coffee for like 48 hours. It smelled like someone was fucking a Folgers coffee can in the bathroom. It smelled so bad. It was just straight coffee. It was so bad.

It was awful. Like I have never in my life...

But here's the crazy thing. After that experience, we became friends. Yeah, we became really good friends. We bonded over it and it was still a lot of fun. Oh yeah, of course it's fun. I mean, pee's fun. Like even if it's like a horrible thing. Yeah, it's still fun. I'm not into pee, but peeing's fun. I love peeing. Like you can write your name, you know, whatever you need. I mean, you can't, of course. No. If you could write your name with your pee at piss, I'd be impressed. I got one of those things that's like a little funnel and like you can put it. Oh, a shiwi. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, shee-wees, shee-wees are great. - This is going to be Bunny's genuine reaction to the first time seeing Charlie. All right. - Okay. - You guys, Bunny has not seen Charlie yet at all, and here is her first look at him. - Hello, you sexy motherfuckers. Welcome back to total, I mean, dumb blonde. Look how pretty my eyes look, Bunny. No, look at this, Bunny. Look, I've got the flannel on.

All right, we also have Lydia on the podcast, and we're talking about shoving stuff up her butthole right now. That is so fucking funny. Thank you guys so much for doing that. You guys so wish. Thanks, I appreciate it. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. I wish Bunny was here so we could take side-by-sides. This is side-by-sides on, you guys. All right, go ahead.

All right. Where were we at? Oh yeah. We were just talking about like that awful pee experience. And then like, yeah, we filmed more stuff afterwards and we kind of did like, like a Requiem for a dream double dildo thing. We did do a Requiem for a dream, which is the best part of Requiem for a dream. Let's be honest. That's the best part of that movie.

Yeah, I mean, you're like crying at the time it happens a little bit, but it's like... Oh, I cried almost immediately through that movie. The story about the old lady, I'm like, no, lie! Leave her alone! But here's my question about drinking pee, okay? Because, like, I don't have that great of a stomach. So, you know, sometimes I'm like, meh, this Coke made my stomach hurt, but this Powerade didn't. Is there like a certain thing you tell people before they pee in your mouth, like...

What to drink? Yeah, definitely if you drink Pedialyte or something with a lot of electrolytes, that makes your pee taste really, really good. Okay. So if you want to be nice to someone. I don't ever know how pee could taste good, but I'm going to roll with you on this one because you're a professional. It's a delicacy, if you will.

It's a delicacy. Okay. So has there ever been a point where someone was peeing in your mouth, besides the one we talked about, where you're just like, I've made a terrible decision? Yeah. One time I was on set and it was like a pee scene and this girl and like a couple other guys had been peeing in my mouth and this girl, like we're on...

On our break and she's like talking about how like she doesn't feel so good because she's been taking antibiotics and I'm like You're taking antibiotics and you just I just drank like a gallon of your piss like that's not good for me. No Especially if you're not taking the same fucking antibiotics. I'm pretty sure that's not how the body works. It's not good for me I did not have a fun day the next day. Oh, I imagine so okay, so

You know, out of all the things you do, what is your fetish that you just love and you're like, I'll film that every single day? Okay. I'm scared that you laughed like that. Because like...

You honestly think I'm so fucked up and I like being submissive and having all the depraved stuff happen to me, but something that I could totally film every single day is me being dominant. I love making this. The way I first started off in any of the porn stuff was just doing fetish clips, fully clothed fetish clips for people. One of the big fetishes is giant tests where you pretend to be a really, really

large. And they step on people, right? So I love filming. I would film that shit every day. Like it's so funny to me and it's so fun. You could get like little tiny people and you're like, I'm not, you pick them up and you're like, I'm going to fucking eat you. And you put them in their mouth and you pretend to chew them up. And like people jerk off to that and they like, they love it and they pay you for it. And like, I kind of want to jerk off. I mean, touch my clit to that. Um,

It's like no effort on me and it's so fun. I'm bunny. I would totally flick my bean to that. I just put myself in the eye. Fucking eyelashes, which I wear every day because I'm bunny. We all complain every day. It's true. So with the giant stuff, like there are weird fetishes like that, but like,

that see that's more normal out of the shit you do is just to act like a giant crush lego cities and shit but i'm glad you think that now yeah you're desensitized i'm so desensitized to the shit you tell me you do when you're like have you ever had four forearms in your butt i'm like nope not once not never but you got to meet my friend michael vegas and i i got my i got my arm pretty far on your butt yeah pretty far yeah yeah you got to pass the knuckles

And that's like the hardest part to get through. I got big hands though. Yeah. I got big hands. We're gonna have to retry that. We're gonna have to redo that. Okay. I feel like I could get at least to the elbow, but I did have an idea. Once we get about this far up in you. Nobody's gotten a fist in me that deep before. So you'd get a medal. Oh, it's going down. It's going down. But once we do that, can we paint two lines on your face and you pretend you're a ventriloquist doll and we do like a whole act?

That would be the best. Don't lie. No, I would love that. I've literally done a couple of fisting things and I've labeled the video hand puppet. Oh yeah, we gotta make this happen. We gotta make this happen. We gotta set up a comedy routine, everything. You have to get an elbow length opera latex glove. Oh, you mean like the ones they do horses with? They go up all the way up to your shoulder? Yeah.

- No, like real latex. - That's how they inseminate horses. You have to put on this giant glove that goes all the way up to your shoulder and you just like shove, like you have like a handful of horse cum and then you just shove it in the horse's vagina and you go all the way to the shoulder and then you just like drop it like a football. - That's exactly what I want you to do. - 'Cause I used to work on a farm as Bunny. Bunny used to work on a farm. - Bunny used to work on a farm. - She used to inseminate horses. - She used to inseminate horses.

A lot of things you guys don't know about me. Like that I had a beard and a mustache. You guys didn't know that, but I just cover it really well. So you like the giantess stuff and all that, but what's one of those fetishes you can't get into? Like cake farting. Are you into cake farting?

That's where you sit on the cake and you sit on the frosting and you fart and it goes, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know? You've never seen cake farting? No, we put Bunny's ass in a cake before. See? No, yeah, I'm into that. Yeah, exactly. Everybody's into cake farting. I think, like, the only thing I'm, like, not into is scat.

Oh, just the poo thing? Yeah. Yeah, I don't do poo either. I think poo's gross, and I never once looked at poo and went, fuck yeah, I'm gonna touch myself when I go home. Like, there's a lot of really humiliating things I will do to myself, but that's like where I draw the line.

And I've seen some of the things you do. If poo's where you draw, draw that line thick as fuck in the sand because you don't need to draw it for anything else. Yeah, like people, I know people who are like into it because of like the humiliation of it. And I'm like, yeah, you can like twist my face and like put hooks in it and like,

spit on me and come on me and piss on me but just poops the line poops the line man you know what and no one's gonna judge you for that no one's gonna be like well she doesn't do poop i'm out you know what i'm saying like i don't think anybody's gonna judge you for that and and yeah it's also just like a health thing like i know that there's like like recently in our industry there was like a whole thing where these girls were like talking about doing like this scene together where they like

Like, they, like, play with poop together, basically. And they were going to call it, like, a poop orgy. And, like, this guy was going to pay them, like, a fuckload of money for it. And I'm like, it's illegal. Yeah. Is it? Yeah. It's very illegal to, like, make that kind of content and sell it. Because it's, like, very unsafe. And everyone could get fucking, like, very terribly sick. I didn't even think about that. Yeah. Okay. First off. That was in Brazil, too. The laws are different. And do you know that I...

Found a website that shows you like where ex porn stars and stuff are now and I found out where the two girls one girls are Yeah, they're still making like those girls are iconic. They changed the fucking 2000s They changed the internet. I mean actually I remember the girl saying that she was like I'd like to do other things But now I can't because like this is what I'm known for like nobody wants me to do it I can't go to one. I can't go to I can't get a frosty anywhere without thinking about that fucking video. Oh

Like, I worked at Wendy's for, like, a little bit, and every day I'm just like, I remember this video. Megan Frosty's. All right. So...

I want to know where all of this began. Like, let's back it up some and get back to the beginning. Let's dive deeper into Lydia Black. I know that sounds like I'm talking about your butthole, but I'm not. We're moving on from that subject. Moving on. Yeah, I think the internet really is, like, what made me as fucked up as I am, you know? Really? Because, like... And also, I blame a lot of, like, Japan. Because...

I'm just blaming an entire country for my debauchery. This is your fault, Scotland. Have you seen Japanese porn? No. No, when I was really young, my parents were very religious and Catholic, and I wasn't allowed to watch normal things or TV or MTV or anything like that. But I was allowed to watch anime because my parents just thought that was cartoon for kids.

So I'm like on the computer and I'm like watching hentai at a young age. You're saying like tentacle dicks just fucking people and shit. Yeah. Basically. And just like other like animes that are like really overtly sexual and like they just get like even in their stuff that's not hentai there they get away with a lot. God damn you Japan. And it's all Japan's fault.

So, yeah, I feel like at a very young age, I was, like, watching really weird alien, like, porn and incest and stuff like that. You are into the alien kind of, like, dildos and shit. Oh, yeah. Maybe that did stem from you watching that shit when you were a kid, when you were, like, they have alien dildos. Definitely. It's a game changer. And all the, like, nose hook things and, like, the piggy stuff, like, that's pretty much all from hentai.

Wait, like all the animal, where you dress like an animal fetish, that's all from hentai? Mm-hmm. Are you still into hentai like that? Yeah. Especially now since I'm in the industry and every time I watch a porn, I'm like, oh, I know that person. It's kind of weird to get into that. Yeah. Imagine being me and you have to scroll through Pornhub to try to find something to jerk off to and it's just all your friends. Oh, no, you have hot friends. Oh, God. It's just all your friends. Because every time I try to jerk off, I will literally be...

Nowadays, you understand. There's so much. You can't just watch one video. You got to be like, all right, well, let me switch to another video and see if this one's better. Yada, yada. But when I scroll through Pornhub, it's literally you, Janie, fucking Rocky Emerson. All my friends are just popping up and I'm like, well, it's weird to touch my dick to my friends. Exactly. So yeah, let's come to the dark side. Hentai. Just watch hentai. I can't watch like cartoon porn.

I've never been turned on by like Lois from Family Guy twaddling her fucking twat. It's just that it doesn't... Oh my God. He was just like watching Brian fuck Stewie. Just... Fearless. Fearless he is. Did he try to deny it and be like, no, I'm just watching Netflix. You faked a sleep...

he wanted you to he wanted you to hear that yeah what the i i've never just watched a cartoon and been like okay except cool world to be honest a lot of like the the hentai that's like animated is bad but if you like

read it like like manga like that like that just does something for me really you'd rather like read the the comics yeah there's like a like like the very thin line between like the graphic animation like the graphic pictures and like your own imagination that they like combine really well together

You're like the kinkiest person I know. I know you're, I, you, your boyfriend has to have just the weirdest nights. Like, I feel like you just walk in and you've had like two glasses of wine and you're just like, all right, I'm going to dress like a Viking and you're going to fuck me dressed as the king of fucking China. I don't, I don't know. Wait, does China have a king? I sound like an idiot. Does China have a king? I'm going to say it does. And his name's Gary. Gary. Gary, the king of China. Yeah.

Listen, I am blonde today and the thing is called dumb blonde, okay? - There you go. - The best Timbo. - So, but when you started getting into the industry, was it full feet in once you were like, I'm gonna do this? Did you just jump full feet in or was it a little bit of a learning process or you just went down straight forward?

I would say that I kind of stepped into the sex work industry without even knowing that I was doing it. Because when I first started any kind of sex work, I was in college. And me and my best friend, we were just sitting at a hookah bar doing our homework together. And this ad popped up on a website. It was called My Girl Fund. And it was like, do you want to sell...

naked pictures of yourself and make extra money and we're like broke college students and we are like having we have tumblers and we're already posting our nudes on our tumblers. So we're like, yeah, let's make some fucking money. So we sign up for that website and we start selling like custom picture sets to people and they're usually like like weird cosplay kind of stuff like we'll dress up as anime characters and take nudes as anime characters. Right. And then we get like video requests and I would get some like weird like

Dom video requests. I think that was when I did the first ever giant test videos. Someone custom requested it for me on that website before I even knew what those fetishes were really. Yeah. Oh, God. I remember one time this dude paid me 70 bucks just to take a picture of myself in my car with my seatbelt on, fully clothed. He said he had a safety fetish and he liked to see it when girls were safe.

Wait, I am so pissed off I don't have a safety fetish. I am so mad I can't be like, listen, if you could just put on some elbow pads and a bike helmet, I'm gonna fuck you so hard. Like, I mean, scissor you so hard. Scissor you so hard. I'm gonna scissor the shit out of you.

I just wish I had a safety fetish now. That was like... Can you imagine getting turned on when a cross guard is doing their job? Just like, fuck yeah, you keep those kids safe. I want a safety fetish so bad now. You just like read the like crash ratings on cars before you go to bed and you're like, oh. You just turn on old crash dummy videos before you go to bed. Just watch a crash dummy videos. Oh, shit.

What's happening? This is just... How does Bunny do this every day? It's so... It's like there are tears in my eyelashes and my lip gloss. I feel like... I think my period's starting. We're all in the same cycle. Our cycles are syncing up. That's what it is. God damn it. Thank you. Listen, if you walked into a bar and you saw me...

Would you hit on me? For sure. Like, I mean, one, because you, like, definitely look like you would let me put stuff in your butt, and I'm about that. And, like, two, because, like, the confidence. I mean, I do have confidence. Yes. Like, I might not have her take this off. I might just finish the rest of my day in this. You're out of makeup wipes? Yeah. Shut up. I use a lot of some of my backpacks.

Alright, well we gotta go to CVS. We gotta go to CVS. I thought we'll jump in the pool. That's, that's not... I just wanna see what that looks like. We'll definitely need makeup remover wipes. Oh, you do? I'm like, oh god. Hey, I'll do every video on this and just not even acknowledge it like nothing's wrong. Like nothing's different.

So I want to ask, what was the first time you ever did a porn scene? Like, what would you... What was going through your head? And was it a great porn scene? Or were you like, I should have done that one first? Okay, I think I have, like, two kind of first stories for this. Because the first time I did a porn scene was... It was a virtual porn scene. I don't... Like, it's still kind of like a fetish thing that they do. And it's like, you just...

Fuck somebody with like your clothes on basically and like what they make it look like that you're you're really doing it so it was like

Like it was like a POV porn scene of us fucking and like making out and stuff without like you being able to see the penetration. And that was really weird. And I got like. So you were like Skinamax fucking like there was no penetration at all. Yeah. So there's no penetration. You just. It was like a like a movie like they would do like for a movie scene.

That's weird. It was really weird and it was for this company that like afterwards I like talked to them and I was like Why do you do this now? like because we end up making just as much money as like other porn sites do and We don't have to pay you as much because you don't actually get fucked and I'm like, oh

And I was like, I can't believe they said that to your face. I can't believe they were like, we just don't want to pay you that much. Yeah. And I was like, okay, well, I'm not going to do that again. Um, and then that, but that was like, uh, when I like was a, like a dumb newbie and like, I had just like gone onto this like website called sexy jobs. And that was like my first paid thing. Yeah.

On sexy jobs? Oh, yeah. It's like this whole website where you can go and you can like find porn things or like you could like find a job to be like an editor for porn or anything like to do with like the sex industry. But like honestly, for people listening to this, be careful on there because a lot of it is scams, like 50%, over 50% of it is scams. Okay. Well, that's good to know. That's good to know because I was going to Google it like the second we got off here. I'm like, I will film your butthole for you.

and edit it. 50 bucks. You could make your own listing, but if you're someone who's going on that website looking for jobs, you have to be careful because a lot of it is scams, but you could make a listing on there. I'm going to make the weirdest shit ever, and this is going to be my profile picture. So that was my first ever porno, and I totally showed up on set not understanding that I wasn't actually fucking. They explained this whole thing to me, and I was like,

Like, I'm not actually getting fucked today. I was so confused. And then I finally got booked for, like, my first professional porn scene. And that one was very me. It was, like, a very BDSM scene. Like, I was, like, chained down at first. And they, like, did, like, face fucking with me, like, chained down. And then every position we were in, it was, like...

different kind of bondage and just me getting like fucked in like different bondage positions. Well, it's not a bad scene to start out with. No! At least you didn't have to start it with like a five-guy gangbang, you know what I mean? Yes. No, I did not start off with a five-guy gangbang. But I think like the third scene I ever did was like an anal scene and everybody was like, "You should never do that because now like you should have held out for your first anal scene and like charged more for it."

Yeah, but they don't know you. Your first anal scene, you're like, did my first anal scene. Too much later, you're like, stuck the fucking whole torch of the Statue of Liberty up my ass. Like, you know, you advance. Exactly. It hasn't hindered me in any way. Okay, so your first scenes were, your first scene was weird, but your second scene was like pretty spot on. For what I wanted. Yeah, definitely. After the second scene where you just like sucked in, you were like, I love this.

Yeah, after I had done that, it was like I had a pretty big goal to work for like Kink and this other... Oh, I love Kink. Yeah, kink.com and this other studio that is on the East Coast called Insects. And they're like Kink's rival company. Like if you've ever seen another BDSM thing that looks like Kink, but it's not Kink, it's probably Insects.

Um, they're like the two major BDSM companies. And so I like started shooting the first company that I shot for was in Florida. And like that BDSM scene I did, um, this company was kind of ripping off kink. Like they kind of wanted to do like a kink vibe. Okay. So they were basically copying their whole format. Yeah. From the beginning. Yeah. Okay. I wonder if they ever see each other, like the CEOs, if they happen to see each other walk out of a Starbucks, if they just start like flogging each other. Yeah.

I feel like that's how they would battle. Like, they can't fist fight. They have to, like, just flog each other, right? You know what a flogger is? This is a flogger. That's a flogger. The thing that has all the little tails on it that has a handle, and it, like, it doesn't hurt very much. It's, like, for medium spank play. Look at you. Knowledgeable. I hang out with you. I don't know. I like how she was just, like,

I hang out with her. Wait, you have another weird tattoo that I love that's something super. Oh, the piss one? Yeah, the piss one. The girl getting piss in her mouth. She's got a toilet ring around her neck and she's like in actively in like a piss gangbang. Like you can see there's multiple people behind her. Yeah, but see, here's my only thing about that tattoo. The penis is really low. I feel like that guy's really short.

Compared to where the other guy's standing, his dick's up here. This guy's really short. I think that guy is kind of just like more in front of her and the other guy is like to the side of her. I love how we're debating your piss tattoo. All right. So, you know, we kind of want to see some of these like toys, these props, these, you know,

elements of your job that you brought with you. So can we see some of the weird stuff you like to do? I love how excited you get to show things off. I love my toys. Every time she comes over, she's like, look, I got a new pig mask. What in the fuck? Okay. Stay tuned to next week's episode to see what happens in part two of Dumb Blonde Podcast.